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HER FRIEND. Harie has lovers half a score. Sue wears tnem as sho does her plover One pair when driving on the shore, , Another for thu modest lores Of country lanes, "mid Boners find dew, A whirl thnt uever seems to end: And yet, 'tis serious and true. I much prefer to bo her trieadt When tired of Charley's tennis talk. And wearied quite with George's dresvl, When rated Ith the moonlight walk j, After thu ennui or a ball Ah, then she takes my arm (n brs, And 1 to her rare moods attend. Beneath the pines and Junipers, And still I'd rather be her friend' Her soul is like nn open book. Wherein the fairest thoughts I read: No strangers 'twin Its covers look. Or, glimpsing, feel noocrlotis need. The utmost trust she asks of me. That trust where two twin natures blend My comrades woo right gallantly. But 1 would rather be Iter friendl We read for hours In quiet nooks, Tho few deep authors of our choice; Somehow, the music of the brooks Is not so sweet as her low voice; And while the breakers strlko tho beach And over, under, curve and bend, Her heart my heart doth truly teach. Until but I must be her friendl Sometimes the daring thought will rise. When toucli of hand has thrilled me through. And lu her leader girlish eyes One sees the heavens' reflected blue: What would I do If she some day Her wedding cards to mo should send? I could not truly, frankly say is better just to be her friendl Eugene Field in Chicago News Canine llenerolence to a Tramp Dog. A dog in the neighborhood of Man chester lias been distinguishing itself in a marked degreo. This is not a homeless cur, but a dog in easy cir cumstances, and owned by a kind and indulgent master. Too indulgent, the reader may bo disposed to think, when ho is told every morning at lunch time tho creature was presented with a penny, which it carried in its mouth to tho shop of tho baker and there purchased a buscuit It happen ed, however, that tho baker, meeting tho owner of tho dog, mentioned to him that it had not oeen for its bis cuit lately. This was unaccountable, and the more so becauso tho animal's master had remarked that during the past week or so it had exhibited unusu al impatience for lunch time, endeav oring by caressing and tail wagging to obtain its luncheon money beforo it was duo. When it had at last receiv ed it it had never failed to run oil' in a hurry, and return without tho coin, seemingly satisfied with its invest ment. Tho next morning after tho baker had made his communication to the gentleman, tho latter, after giving his dog tho penny, was curious to watch it. And lo and behold! it never went near the biscuit sliopl Without an instant's delav it hastened to a tripe seller's, and there bought and paid for a neat and tempting skewering of "paunch." But it was not for his own eating. With cheerful alacrity it took the meat in its mouth and made for an empty house, and to tho cellar thereof, and being closely followed, tho benevolent creature was discover ed in tho act of delivering its precious pennyworth to a poor, miserable tyke, a stranger to tho neighborhood, and apparently of the "tramp" species. Evidently it had been taken ill on the road, and probably svould havo died in tho cellar into which it had crawl ed for shelter, had it not been for the kted commiseration of tho other dog. who probably quite by accident found it there. London Globe. Why Ho Disobeyed. Zagonyi, tho commander of Gen. Fremont's body guard, was a Hunga rian refugee, and a man of most gal lant spirit; not at all tho man to over look insubordination or tho appear ance of it. ilo obeyed orders himsell and exacted obedience from others. Just beforo tho linal charge at Spring field, Mo., Zagonyi directed one of the buglers, a Frenchman, to sound a sig nal. Tho bugler seemingly paid no attention to the order, but darted off with Lieut. Maythenyi. A few minutes afterward ho was observed in another part of tho field vigorously pursuing tho Hying infantry. When tho lino was formed in the city square after the eagagement. Zagonyi noticed tho bu gler, and approaching him said: "In tho midst of the battle you disobeyed my order. You are unworthy to bo a member of tho guard. I dismiss you." For reply, the bugler held up his bugle and showed tho mouth piece shot entirely away. "Tho mouth was shoot oil' " said he; "I could not bugle viz mon bugle, and so I buglo vizmon pistol and saber." It is unneces sary to add that tho sentence of dis missal was withdrawn. San Francis co Argonaut. Not Hired tu Think. "That reminds mo of Corp. Chum ley," said ho. "Corp. Chumley was in my regiment, llo eulisted from Belfast, 1 think. Got to bo corporal and was then reduced to tho ranks again. They thoujht ho hadn't hard ly tho timber for an ofllcer. Ono day. down south, Chumley was stationed as a sentry beforo our earthworks. Gen. Egan camo riding along and ., . l-ll- ...I fminil flirt snntrv lollinc nroutld. his gun laid up against tho earthworks. "'Gel up there I' said tho general. Don't you know any better than thnt?' i " 'No.' said Chumley. awwaa w j v - " J . ' to stand vour irun up that way so that tho gravel will rattlo down into the muzzle?' " 'No,' said Chumley, shaking hia head. "'Well, confound you, what do thinkf asked tho olllcer, angrily. '"I don't think,1 said Chumley, 'soldiers aro not hired to think. The officers aro hired to do our thinking forOis.' " Lowistou Journal. Tommy Wan Getting On. Visitor Well, Tommy, how aro you getting on at school? Tommy (ago 8) First rate. I ain't doing as well as somo of tho other boys, though. I can stand on ray head, but havo to put my feet against tho fenco. 1 want to do it without be ing nonr tho fonco t all, and 1 can liter 1'vo been to school long enough, Buffalo Courier. Simeon Sy kes, silwr Tlerr, savred slowly south wnnl, steadily seeking satisfactory sales. soberly sauntered, vciug sutctel, systematic ally showing solid Mirer -spoons, sugar shovels, -mall sired salvers, superior spec tacles, sefcors, sewing shields Somber skies keiit soft showers, soaking Simeon's satchel, shoes, stocking, shirt, ;in. Suddenly something seemed softly saying: "Sweet Sally Slater Simeon soon shall see.'' So Sin mm straightway strcxio stupendous strides, seeking SallyV Minny shelter Simeon sooa saw sundry stately sycamores standing sentinel, shading said spinster-! spacious shelter, spied Sally, sitting solus, sewing silk steckinott, slyly snutllug sweet scented Scotch miiiiI Sudden surprise seized Sully's soul, seeing Simeon's swift stridesl Sally's sanctity soon skedaddled shamefully. She, somewhat sensitive, suspiciously start ed, suddenly spilled some snuff, soiled stocki nett, ttaincuJixl, ctattcicd, sold, "s s-seat, s-sir." Simeon shivered, shook, said, "Smart shower.'' Sally said. "Slightly so." Simeon's shins seemed sore; so Sally sought some soothing salve (Sawyer's), sup plied some soft soled slippers. Squaro shouldered, slab sided, spindle thanked Simeon seemed satisfied. Sally said: "Sold somo silver since Sunday, Slmeoaf" Simeon scolded savagely. Sally suggested supper. "Sartin, Sally I" said Simeon: "something sufficiently strengthening. Somo strong stimulant.'' So Sally sent somo sausage, sirloin steak, savory stew, somo soothing suugaree. Simeon's stomach seemed saddled; K Simeon smoked several "Spanish segars,r sat stui'fled, soon slept, snored sonorously.. Sully, sitting, solemnly stitching stockiuctt, suddenly suoezedl Simeon started seemed scared suspiciously surveyed surrouudiug space, shutters, similes; seemed secure. Sally stopod sowing, said sho saw eom one slyly sneaking, stealing Simeon's silver. Simeon, slightly susceptible, seemed suddenly-smitten, sought Sally's side, sacrilegi ously-surrounded sanctimonious Sally Slater's smooth symmetry. Sho, somewhat ruxpici ous, said, "Soft sickisul'' Simeon started sigmfienntly, said, "Sweetest, surely ich solitary souls should sympathize." Sally stopped Simeon. Simeon seemed snubbed. Sho seemed sorry, showed some softening symptoms, supinely sought Simeon's sturdy shoulder, shl shl shl Sim smacked Sully! So straightway surrendering sho smacked Simi Simeon said: "Set somo suitable season.'' Sally said: "September." Simeon, shrug ging Sim's shoulders, said: "Soonerl surely Scripture sanctions such strong sympathy eay Sunday." So Sally succumbed. Seven supernal seasons softly, silently slipped somewhero. Seven small salons sprung, successively shedding sunshine, sing ing, shouting, seldom sick, squalling some times, still sweetening Sally's solitude. So, succeeding summers serenely spent, Siineoa'i seven stalwart sons seized soldier's swords successively subdued southern secessionists subsequently settled south. Simeon still sells silver, supplying substan tial subsistence. Detroit Free Press. Indian Arithmetic. Tho Indians, however, on the arrival of the annuity money would try to get tho better of tho agent. As a certain sum of money was apportioned to eacb man, woman and child, tho father of a family tried to make the number in his lodgo as largo as possible. A dialogue like tho following would occur between tho agent and an In dian, as tho red man handed to tho agent a little bundle of sticks to regis ter. "How many havo you in your lodge?" "Fifteen." answers tho Indian, care fully counting his bundle of sticks. "How many men?" "Two." The agent lays aside two sticks. "How many women?" "Thrive." Three more sticks are laid aside. "How many children?" "Eight." Eight stieks aro added to the heap. "What is the meaning of these two Sticks that remain?" asks tho agent, sternly. Tho culprit, whoso arith metic had not served him to play out ais trick, would disappear amid tho Jeers of his companions, who shouted it him becauso he had been found out. -Early Days in the Northwest. Scrofula "In 1.HH7 wv son, 7 years old. had aw' ite swel ling come on his right leg below the knee, which b' ciune very much swollen and pa nful, mid contracted tho muscles so Unit his leg was drawn up at right angh s. Physicians fulled to ncip mm uiaicriiiiiy, una i cuiismcrcu iiiiu A iifiriiicU Cripple. I was about to take him to Cincinnati for an operation, expecting his leg would have to he taken oil, and begun giving him Hood's i-iir.a-jiurllla in order to get up his strength. 'Ihe medicine woke up his appetite and coun pieces of bone were discharged from th sore. We con t lined w th Hood's .Sirntparllhi. us it seemed tube doing him so much good, uud the dis charge from the sore decreased, the swelling uiMii ilou n. the leL' stra'L'liteued out. end ill H few inontiiK he hud perfect use of his leg. lie now runs eierywni're. nun apparently i us wen us ever." John I,. Mt.Mritn.vY ' oturv 1'ubllc, Kavenswotid, W, Va, Hood's Sarsaparilla Hold liv nil drugg st. II, six for 1 5. Prepared only by ( I HOOD A CO., Uiwell, Mum, IOO Doses Ono Dollar. gf MjiHIHBB I PBHJ ,mlHl UIII mm EMULSION OF PURE COD LIVER OIL and HYPO PHOSPHITES. Almost as Palatable as Milks Bo dltgulted that the vtoxt delicate ttomach can take f. IteinarktMe at a VLKSll I'HVDVVIUt. I'rrton OA IS raj idly trhtle taklny IT. BOOTTB EMUI.HION is acknowledged by Phy. Blelani to be the FIN EST md DlisT preparation of Its class for tho relief of CONSUMPTION, SCROFULA, GENERAL DEBILITY. Wasting Dleoasos of Chlldroni and CHRONIC COUGHS. Hold bu all VruutiUts. N. P. N. U. I O.L807-B V. N. U. No. 881 The creat art of life lf.o nlay for much. Make little. It Dnu't Vny to experiment wlUi ucertnln remedie. when aflllctiHl with any of l!ie ailment for which Ir, rierce (iotden Me iral Iileoverv Is recom mended, a it I v poI hely rertnln In Its curative effects a to warrant lis manufacturers lu guaranteeing It to bentlt or cure, or monvy Mild for 1 Is returned. It l wnrmnted to cure all blood, kln and fclp dleaec, salt rhume, letter, and all scrofulous sores aud swellings, as well as cousuniption (which is scrofula of the lungs) if jwken tn time and given a falrtrinl. lion't hawk. hawk, tilow. stdt, and disgust cverytiody w ith your otlVuslve breath, but use nr. Mge s c nta'tti uetneuy snu enn n. Thev that will not be counseltsi heled. PlIiKN! l'll.KN!! l'll.KH!!! Dr. William's Indian Tile Ointment Is the only sure cure for Hlind, nieetllng or Itching l'iles ever uircorrmi. It never talis to cure old chroulc cases of long standiLg. judge uotnntmry, uieveiauu, u., t-ayio 'I have found t- experience that Dr. Wil liam's Indian Pile Ointment gives immediate relief." Do not suffer n iusUnt longer. Sold by Wil liamson's Manufacturing Co., Props., Cleveland, Ohla. roc and II. Sold by u Hlumaner i Co.. Wholesale Drug gists, 1'ortlaud, Or. pi-r SI'ii contemplating starling. willronsnU their Kt interests by ng wltli she only l'rluter's Supply I new pers correnxindl liouH.1, riumrr A Key. Wealuays find wit nnd merit In those who I look at us nlthtniuirrattou. 'ntiKh.Cold or Hnn1 Tlir"nt should not be iwgkstod. "Jinmn's llronchial Trivheo' ' are h slml re misty,, n nil give immediate relief .sxn on(,i H KHP(. "Aaxillnry 1'i-lntn." Kxtract of letter "Just received; Your "Heady lnts"are fmerler "to utiv other that I have eviT kh.1i, Jd haveiproven of gn-Ht benefit to me tor two years niast. Auuress lor parttcuiani. l'almer X Hey, l'ortlimd. True tHJitcuws -miring from a consciousness of human worth. America' Cigar. finest- Tansill's Punch' $R 00 Tfl CiORfl 00 A MONTII cam be ...t-le IQZZ. !U vS)jU.: working fur us. AgrnUt preferred who can airnUli n linrse and five tlieJr rrlioli time tu the 1'U.mIiichs. Sjmre mumenti may t orotltiibly emplnyml uUo. A few vuciiiicIch tu towns iiuleitles 11. c JdllNSO.S tf(i liKhl Main Ht.. Uchiniint V'i S B.- Pleate itate aoe and btsinc$$ tzptrimt. Ktwx mind about tending famp for rtplv. B.F. J. it Co. Having ter tho tiwt four or flro years been troubled with pluiplet and blotches on my face and body, and tmiuiig no rtnui in niy oi ino ciienucaiiy prearuu soaps and niadiciuou prescribed fur mo by ph sieluns, 1 concluded to -try jour B. S. 8. remedv, and have found great reliuf'ln thu same, four bottles clearing my skiu entirely. I cheerfully recommend your medicine toall nlio are In tho jxsltlin tlint I !iae lieen in. Yon nmse thU letter and my name os a trstiuionlal to tlio merits of tlio S. S. S. remedy. Very traly yours, Alkrkd V. Hobinso.v, 330 Siusomo St., Sin Krancisco. Cat. for our tiimka on lllood and aklii Din M'auJ jJ-iw1 mittVrers, mulled free. TJni .SWJKT SlCIFlC CO. 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I'OUTLAND OR Bold I y Strelblg & Lauc, DruggUU, cor. Sec-1 ond Wanlugton 8U Portland. Or. j SEATTLE! Huston Itlnck. Heattlo. WiiHlilnirton. Actual Iluslness, Shorthand, plain and Orna mental Penmanship and practical Knglish de partments. -SpecImenB of penmanship and lllus traced catalogue sent free. StudentB Admitted at anyTlmo, The above Picture lieprttentt CAPTAIN S. GREENWOOD, Master oftne Steamship Kanawha. About a year ago ho observed a Btrango change tn his feelings. Ho felt tired hi stead of vigorous; nervous Instead of fctrotig. Ills aptietlto became poor nnd his sleep broken. Ilo tried to overcome these, feelings, hut they would not go. Hu then noticed pains and Irritation In the water channels, uud that tlio Holds passed wero often thick and with a scum on top or a brick-dust sediment at thu bottom. All these wero thu sure symptoms of that fear ful disease, Catarrh of tho Illadder, which has alw ays been considered incurable, ami they continued until tho Captain w as la a terriblo condition. Hut hu fs tho plcturo of health ami vigor to-day, and he owet It entirely to that wonderful medicine, Hunt's Remedy. Cant. Greenwood fcayu: "I am so certain of the great value of Hunt's Remedy, that I alway carry a sup ply on shipboard for tho uses of my men, and I prescribe It whenever they aro ulllng. After curing me us It did, and restoring my wlfo, (whom tho best physicians of Now York said wni dying of tumor,) to perfect health, I ewear by it." This Great Remedy abunlutely cures all Klduvy, Liver ami Urinary Diseases. I'or Knlo by nil l)onlera CJ. N. CUITTKNTON, flonornl Agent, 115 Fulton BU, X. V. SttiJ vr famjJkUt lo U Uunft BtmtJf Co., Prttt timet, U. I. FIN WAY KBAIMOll, M5AMK IIaoos: liniAttt Oriuu. hu:d hutroiowU. tAKttl stock of Hhotol ituHi una Books, full in KsWro VrUot. MATTUIAil UOAV OC' , Btrvtli Bta tnnoiuo ik rot W nn aiited to cine (mm French Mustard. Slice up an onion in n bowl, cover with vinejrar and leave two or three dave ; then pour oil the vinegar into a basin and put in satllcient salt, pepper and brown BUgar to suit the taste, and mustard enough to thicken. Mix well together and set on tno stove until it boils. Fried Corn. Hoasting ears are best for this upefe. Cut the corn from the cob, t.du salt and pepper, and ptft it in a large pie pan containing hot butter. Set it where it will cook slowly, and stir it often. If it should stick to the dish, add i n little water, lint not unless it does, for cannot bewatcr 's 110 improvement. A XKW Ol'ItK FUK OK .11 KX. IHHK.VSI'.S Scientific Investigation, supplemented by experience, has shown thnt urinary dls easew are more prevalent and destructive to life, health and happiness than any other class known to the medical frater nltv. They are not confined to the low anil degraded twrtions of humanity, as many suppose, hut are to be found among the pure in heart, the innocent, the truly piotts and the wealthy. ,.,.,.,:. in rl,itilr.-ii from lzeneratlnn ti parenU to cniuirtli, rom gtiu-ralion u generation. Thousands of people ijiirei Many ot incm are iransnmieu irotu to untold agonies from their ravaging effects and meet an eailv and untimely death. often Ignorant of the cause. Thotmh trans- mi t ted innocent.'', the clfects of these dls- ies are not less terrible, it is n sail truth that the innocent are often greater suttVrers than the guilty. Of all of theorgatis of the body few are more important or worthy of attention than those engntrcd In the urinary functions. In perfect health -that great blessing which so few enjoy onu will scarcely direct a moment's thought to these im portant organs, and at the first unpleasant symptom good advice, sucli as may ixs easily obtained, should bo Immediately solicited. Among the chief and most common of (lWemtes is kkminai. kaknkss and rvcu vous Dihim.ity, or loss of nerve power, due to masturbation and venial excesses. Thousands of young aud middle-aged men sulfer with nervous diseases for years and may be ignorant of the causes, when a little timely advice would make life's path way full of cheer and happiness. When the first symptoms of seminal weakness mauifest themselves the sufferer Is noticed to become dull ami morose and is troubled with imliucstioii, though the appetite may remain good. Hut the strength vanishes and the patient grows thin. He becomes indolent and debilitated, and los of twin ory and all vigor of tVtu sexual organs may follow, in lime lie may fall into a com plete state of lmpotency - total loss of sexual power. Among Its terrible effects may bo mentioned weakness of tit" mem 1 orv. confusion of ideas, nervous desixm dencv and general weakness. It needs no mirror; it reflects itself. Tho pale face, the sunken eye, the down-cast rouute- nance, the stooping, aged form all serve to announce the victim's troubles. It sel dom kills of itself, but it opens the rates to other diseases, such as consumption aim diseases of tlio heart. I he imtorttt' nate sullerer can not sleep. In that inter mediate state, between life aud death intended for the recuperation of the mind and body, he can know no rest, for his dreams .aro dnr'-r and forehodlntr ami the constant drain upon his system robs it of its vital num. This nflliclion may be tho consequence of self-abuse or the result of excesses in mature years. Ah "mini is but a bundle of habl's," how essential that ho should start right in life; that his mind should be full of Mitritmc thoughts ami pure concep tions. All of vou who suffer from this dlseasu should lose no time in consulting i Drs. Darrin, for the time may come when you will be iieyonit the aid of all medical skill. No matter what you have taken, or who has failed to cure you, call and see the Doctors, as they can permanently, safely and privately cure in one-half tho time and at one-half the expense required by others. Consultation is free, and cures guaranteed by an entirely new method. Irs. Ourrlu'H 1'lncu of HiihIiicsh, Drs. Darrin can be consulted free at 2.15 Fifth street, corner of Main, Portland. Oflice hours, frwtn 10 to o'clock dally: evenings, 7 to 8; Sundays, 10 to 12. All curable chronic diseases, loss of manhood, blood taints, syphilis, gleet, gonorrhoea, stricture, spermatorrhea, seminal weak ness, or loss of desire of sexual power, In man or woman, catarrh and neatness, are ronftdentiallv and successfully treated Cures of private diseases guaranteed, and never published in the papers. Most cases can receive homo treatment after a visit to tho doctors' oflice. Inquiries answered and circulars sent free. We always like those wl o admire us. not ulwuys like tlioso whom we admire. We do A IMk In tilts ItlhM, If on tho right side and lower part of the diaphragm, though playfully meant and de livered, is calculated to evoke profanity from a chappy whose liver is out of order. When tbat region Is sore and congested, pokes seem fiend Ish. Look at a man's countenance ere you prod him under the ribs. If his skin and eveballs have a sallow tinge, you may Infer also that his tongue Is furred, his biciith ant to be sour, Unit he has pains not only ls'iiensyi his ribs, but also under thu right sliouldcr-bliiile. Also, tlial Ills llliuer IIIU I IgUl niHJIIIUl l-liiuut;. .iinw, unii iiib bowels are Irreirular and his digestion Impaired. Instead of making a Jocose demonstration on his ribs, rec 'i.i.imend him to take and steadily persist lu taking. Hostetter's Htoinach Hitters, the finest antl-bllious and alterative medicine extant. Incomparable Is It, also, for dyspepsia, rheumatism, nervousness, kidney trouble, uud lever and nguej Modesty 'cldoin resides In a breast Unit Is not enriched with nobler virtues. "(W"-l")'Klt l'ltKhMKM-,'H.' "fih" Campbell' andC. II. Cottrell's celebrated Printing I'rcsses have beun sold In tho Pacific Northwest during the year, W), by rainier A Rev, Portland. This speaks wonders for tho pop ularity of the campbcll an I Cottrell presses and of l'almer A Hey us Milters' Furnishers. He who begins and dues not finish los shls labor. Are any of tho new fangled washing compounds as good as thu old-fashioned soapf Dobbins' Klcrlrlc Soap has been sold every day for iM years, and Is now just as good as ever. Ask your grocer for it and take no other. Hetter be sma 1 and shine thon begreatanil cast a shadow. ITiMidi'r'M Oregon lllood IMirlller Ii the best remedy f-r that dread disease, dysjej sla. for It regufutes the lymphatic system uud bad secretions. J. II. KIhU. ClirnieMt and ANHuyer, C14 Washington it., Portland, O. Packages by mall or express promptly attended to. Winter Hollers. Bend your Job, Hand an 1 Cylinder, .Press Rollers to l'almer dk Key. They will cast you a splendid roller. TAKE IT W.PrUNlDER'S. Obe(;on Blood Purifier; CURES- kKIDHEY B, LIVER DIBCAStS. DYSPEPSIA PJJPtt8.BLOTCMtS AND5KIN DrjCAbtS. jHEAUAUhW i;U-;JJVl.LSb. $5s u K u any. bamnici worm bk.io KIIKK. l.lncj not under horses' feet Wrlto llrnwHtr Hufety ltelu v,Uolder Com Holly, Jllch. CATARRH, HAY FEVEK, CATARRHAL DEAFHESS- A NEW HOME TREATMENT. Sufterers are not ceneraltv an.no that these ills- eases aro contagious, or that they aro duo to the presence oi mug parasites lu the lining inotntirane of the nose and cutnihlan tubes. Mlcnw 'epic re search, )iowccr, has prmed tliis t v a fact, and tho rtsult Is that aslmplo remoilv has Iwcn formulated whereby these distressing discie.es aro rapidly and permanently cured In Iron one to thrro slinpio ap- plicauons mane at iioine nr mo liuicm uuvu in mu weeks. A pani-lilet ep'aln!ng this new ticatment Is sent free on ai nllr atlun bv A. It. IUxou & Son, S37 and 3.13 West King St., Torontn, Canaila. 5cin- fitcf rnfrtcau. 'I lin ttriu-i'le nf life Is to intlVl tho host of things thnt might In1 worst". now i sAvr.it ni v i.it'i:. I was taken sick while at the dinner table with terrible distress In mv stomach. Hcforo this I had been hearty and strong. For fourteen days I kept getting worv, despite the efforts of two doctors. I lost fortv jxiutuls, and was satis fits) that I could live but a few days, My trou hie whs Stomach and I.tvur Complaint, result lug In an attack ot bilious colic. At this time I saw Dr. David Kennedy s havorite uemeiiy, ot Itoiidout. X. Y . advertised, aud scut for a bot tle. I also sent for my physician, and told him that I was going to try the Favorite Remedy. He examined It and told me tu ue It three days aud let him know the result. In the three days I walked four miles, nr. Kennedys Kavorito Remedv has sated my life. W. 8. Hltzer, Slate Mills, Hoss Co., Ohio. DR. KKN.VKllY H r A VOHITK KKMKDY, lllBUe at Routidout, X . Y. $1; 6 for K. Send for book, how to cure Kidney, I.lver and Wood disorders. Truth Is as Impossible to be soiled by any out ward touch as the sunbeam. NllltK Ol'ItK roll 1'IIiKH. Hurc euro for blind, blet ding and Itching Piles. One box has cured the worst cases of ten years' stand lug. No one need suffer ten minutes after iislnu Kirk's tiermau rue Uliiiineiiu it ausorus tumors, allavs tho Itehluii. acts as a noulttce. gives relief. Dr. Kirk's Herman Pile Olutmcut Is prepared only for Plies and Itching ot tlm private parts, and nothing else. Every box is warranted Sold by Druggists aud sent by mall on receipt oi price, per box. j. j..nacK v uo., vt note- sale Agents, san rrancisco. TryIU CHMkjk i or hrunklMiL IU miiHirlor nxnillnuoa nnxinu la nitlllons of homt foi mure tLftii a nuartcr of a Otiuturv. It la usoil br thi UdiIwI HUtaa Oovernmiuit. Kndorstsl tiy tho lips4t of clip llrrat unlrurs llus us llientroaKiiec, rurwil sua uiosl lleslttiful. Dr. Prim's Oieam Iliklnu Towilcr dn4 uot mutalu Ainmonls., Llnid or AJuni. HmKI only lu cans. 1'IUOli liAKIN(J POWDKIt CO. vnrvnllK, OlIICAOO HAN KHANCISOO uRED bv using msv o PERRY DAVIS' PAINKILLER Ithsimiiteumtimefrtywi MEN'S PANTS TO ORDER 15, 7 SH, Made of fine finality Cimslmers and Worsteds and nt i-iiiiriiiiii'i'il t-eiid six cunts for samiilu micit- ago conlaliilug over 10 samples of cloth, ono linen tapo measure, and rules for self measuio- m en i Annum KOIIX, Cor. Second and Morrison street, Portland, Or. Clothier, Hatter and Tailor, When ordering pleaso mention this paper. TACOMA BUSINESS COLLEGE will aivit YOU ThoroiiEu and Practical Instruction IN ALL Business and Academio Subjects Send for Circular to PROFESSOR J. W. TAIT, TACOJIA, WAMII, 1 PURE 0?PRICES CREAM gAKlNg ffitOLERA M0R8US SURE . CURE. CURES PERMANENTLY NEURALGIA. Intense Tain In race. Llttlo Rapids, Wis.. March 2, 18S3. My wlfo guttered with such lutenso neural g!c pains In tho faco; tho thought sho would inc. Sho bathed her faco and head with 8L Jacobs Oil, and It cured her In four hours. ("A HI . SCIIEIHE. At Dnrw.i. ts and Dealers. THE CHARLES A. VOGELER CO.. Baltimon, Mi. the llcxpttsls ot LonJaD, Vazit, 1 FOB OKI licrlln mil Vlmns. DIBCAHD. Ifo. l-Curoa Catarrh, Hay i'ovor.Itoao uoui, jatarrnai ieuiiiosB. No, a Cougha, Colds, llronchitla. Asth- int, Consumption. Al'oorlosallooiody. No. O Rneumatlun, Oout. , . No. 4 r.vcr & Kidneys, nyspopslajn. digestion, Constipation, Ilriglita DIbomo. No. A rever ana Jfjuo.IJumb Ague, Malaria. Nouralglo. . . . No. 0 romalo wakne,lrrcgnlarl- Uob. Whites. AGoITtonlieuiody. i No. 7 A rerfeet Tonic, which cIvob IIaaIHi Fnrm nnil l.'llllnoRfl. fllnar Ham. tileilon. Good lllood and lots ot It. A No. ONervouDetlllty,Tj0S90f Power ImpotoncH.an ingomparauioromody. Kvrrv botUe BUarantcM to cura RELIABLE ACENTS wanted: In. imcM diwssd nctinjm.K n,i to RiTO rermsnent relief ALWAYS, lxtcrlpiira Clrcnlsrs srnt frra tin prillcstlon.' UOSI'ITAL PKilBUX COMl'AN Y, Toronto, Csnsdm, Nkw Skctional Mats of OREGON & WASHINGTON, Hevlscd to October, lfvSlt. 73 CnitN Knch. ToKrthcr. 1 Mailed anywhere, Address, J. K. OII.I. A CO., Publishers, Portland, Oregon; tOLMS 10CJ 5 Third St , Tortland, Oregon, A SCHOOL OF THOROUGH, PRACTICAL BUSINESS TRAINING. nnnnflUPlVr. Arithmetic, 1'aimantMp, 7anl- SllflRTH AND CbrrrypoiKtnre, fydfinp anif a& rrvrr i um iTIMP the Engllth liranchct. Send (ot TirE-YRIFlNu.Ch!auean(f College Journal. POULTRY, FISH, OYSTERS AND GAME, MALARKEY & CO., l'ortlniid. Or. Lending house of tho Northwest. Consign ments and orders solicited. Correspondence promptly answered. V I'or business pursuits at the Portland llusiiicss College, Portland, Oregon, oral the Capital llus-' iness College, Salem, Oregon, llolh schools arc under the management of A, P. Aiiustrong, have same course ot similes unit same rates ot tuition. IB ii h i ii v s n, N Ii o r 1 It a n d , Tyiicwrltlng, Peiimauship and liiigllsh Depart- jus. imy nun evening sessions. Muoeiusaii tted at any time. Tor joint Catalogue.nddrms HhimI llulniss Colli".-?, AD C.i pi tii I llanlurvs Collrgr.) 'ortl.iud, Oregon, vll Salem, Oreifou. JJ KM A CTU RH A CAN BE CURED. HO I II IWI A A trial bottle Bent Kruo to anyone allllcteil. Du. TAFT UUO., Itochcster, N.Y. CHICHESTER'S ENGLISH RED CnoSS DIAMOND B9AND. Hiirvtii'l it nitttifl. inutile ik ItTtiexUl fur tHainond liratut, lu Cru( lurullto bo it-, tt-Hitil with lluo j "rlbbuQ, Tiiko no ntltt-r. All iUU In tAKUtHirl huxM. (link rppr, ir aliittit-ruii cuuntrt'cllM. Hftiil 4. (Ptnnin") lr 'nlcuUr, tculiuonlili ni "lit IU-r fur I.uilUV t Ittur, b return null .Vnwii itrr WASHINGTON COLLEGE. A boarding and day school for young men anil boys, TACOMA, WASHING-TON. Moat Hoalthful Location in tho Country. S5O.O00 ENDOWMENT. Terms for boarders, fUOu per vear. I'or cata logue, address 1, H. PL'I l'O-ItD, A M. Tacoma, Wash. riso's Itemedy fur Catarrh la tho llest, ICoslest to Use, and Cheapest. Hold by dnigglsta or sent by nialL S0& E.T. ruueltluo, Warren, 10. t prf scribe and fully en dorse Illg tl as the only specific furtlie certain cura of tills disease. O.U.IMJUAirAM.M. D., Amsterdam, N. Y. Ws hava sold Dig Q tor many years, and It has Oarsila rl TO A OATS, V&MraatM4 ast u mum Biruwra. lirlaalbCaa InucumuuOA. Clnolnnal Kiven luu uesi oi sans- fot-tlon. V. 11. DVCnK & CO., Chlcairo. III. Ohio. Traat Uulf 81.00a Bold by Druggist. ORDER. BY MAIL Ono Dozon Aunortod Hnndkorohlofa nt 50o., 75c, $1,00 or $1.50, poatago pnld for Men, Iidloa nnd Oblldr.n. Order anything and everything you want to use, to wear, to catortoaumsuyourselfor others, aud It will ha furnished at lowest price. Or der a sample, copy of Uie Home Circle, containing price list oi over a,wu articles used in laiiiiuei and It will bo sent you freo of cost. Order a few sample of dry goods to compare price, and qual ity wnn oruers. urper atouco it win pay you. Address, SMITH'S GASH STORE 418 FRONT STREET, HAN V1CANU1NCO . CALIFORNIA NOTICE TO PUBLISHERS. Electrotro ii Stoittw llAl BUM ESTABLISHED AT PORTLAND PALMER A, REY. Sty,