HER FRIEND.
Harie has lovers half a score.
Sue wears tnem as sho does her plover
One pair when driving on the shore, ,
Another for thu modest lores
Of country lanes, "mid Boners find dew,
A whirl thnt uever seems to end:
And yet, 'tis serious and true.
I much prefer to bo her trieadt
When tired of Charley's tennis talk.
And wearied quite with George's dresvl,
When rated Ith the moonlight walk j,
After thu ennui or a ball
Ah, then she takes my arm (n brs,
And 1 to her rare moods attend.
Beneath the pines and Junipers,
And still I'd rather be her friend'
Her soul is like nn open book.
Wherein the fairest thoughts I read:
No strangers 'twin Its covers look.
Or, glimpsing, feel noocrlotis need.
The utmost trust she asks of me.
That trust where two twin natures blend
My comrades woo right gallantly.
But 1 would rather be Iter friendl
We read for hours In quiet nooks,
Tho few deep authors of our choice;
Somehow, the music of the brooks
Is not so sweet as her low voice;
And while the breakers strlko tho beach
And over, under, curve and bend,
Her heart my heart doth truly teach.
Until but I must be her friendl
Sometimes the daring thought will rise.
When toucli of hand has thrilled me through.
And lu her leader girlish eyes
One sees the heavens' reflected blue:
What would I do If she some day
Her wedding cards to mo should send?
I could not truly, frankly say
is better just to be her friendl
Eugene Field in Chicago News
Canine llenerolence to a Tramp Dog.
A dog in the neighborhood of Man
chester lias been distinguishing itself
in a marked degreo. This is not a
homeless cur, but a dog in easy cir
cumstances, and owned by a kind and
indulgent master. Too indulgent,
the reader may bo disposed to think,
when ho is told every morning at
lunch time tho creature was presented
with a penny, which it carried in its
mouth to tho shop of tho baker and
there purchased a buscuit It happen
ed, however, that tho baker, meeting
tho owner of tho dog, mentioned to
him that it had not oeen for its bis
cuit lately. This was unaccountable,
and the more so becauso tho animal's
master had remarked that during the
past week or so it had exhibited unusu
al impatience for lunch time, endeav
oring by caressing and tail wagging
to obtain its luncheon money beforo it
was duo. When it had at last receiv
ed it it had never failed to run oil' in
a hurry, and return without tho coin,
seemingly satisfied with its invest
ment. Tho next morning after tho baker
had made his communication to the
gentleman, tho latter, after giving his
dog tho penny, was curious to watch
it. And lo and behold! it never went
near the biscuit sliopl Without an
instant's delav it hastened to a tripe
seller's, and there bought and paid for
a neat and tempting skewering of
"paunch." But it was not for his own
eating. With cheerful alacrity it took
the meat in its mouth and made for
an empty house, and to tho cellar
thereof, and being closely followed,
tho benevolent creature was discover
ed in tho act of delivering its precious
pennyworth to a poor, miserable tyke,
a stranger to tho neighborhood, and
apparently of the "tramp" species.
Evidently it had been taken ill on the
road, and probably svould havo died
in tho cellar into which it had crawl
ed for shelter, had it not been for the
kted commiseration of tho other dog.
who probably quite by accident found
it there. London Globe.
Why Ho Disobeyed.
Zagonyi, tho commander of Gen.
Fremont's body guard, was a Hunga
rian refugee, and a man of most gal
lant spirit; not at all tho man to over
look insubordination or tho appear
ance of it. ilo obeyed orders himsell
and exacted obedience from others.
Just beforo tho linal charge at Spring
field, Mo., Zagonyi directed one of the
buglers, a Frenchman, to sound a sig
nal. Tho bugler seemingly paid no
attention to the order, but darted off
with Lieut. Maythenyi. A few minutes
afterward ho was observed in another
part of tho field vigorously pursuing
tho Hying infantry. When tho lino
was formed in the city square after the
eagagement. Zagonyi noticed tho bu
gler, and approaching him said: "In
tho midst of the battle you disobeyed
my order. You are unworthy to bo a
member of tho guard. I dismiss you."
For reply, the bugler held up his
bugle and showed tho mouth piece
shot entirely away. "Tho mouth was
shoot oil' " said he; "I could not bugle
viz mon bugle, and so I buglo vizmon
pistol and saber." It is unneces
sary to add that tho sentence of dis
missal was withdrawn. San Francis
co Argonaut.
Not Hired tu Think.
"That reminds mo of Corp. Chum
ley," said ho. "Corp. Chumley was
in my regiment, llo eulisted from
Belfast, 1 think. Got to bo corporal
and was then reduced to tho ranks
again. They thoujht ho hadn't hard
ly tho timber for an ofllcer. Ono day.
down south, Chumley was stationed
as a sentry beforo our earthworks.
Gen. Egan camo riding along and
., . l-ll- ...I
fminil flirt snntrv lollinc nroutld. his
gun laid up against tho earthworks.
"'Gel up there I' said tho general.
Don't you know any better than thnt?' i
" 'No.' said Chumley.
awwaa w j v - " J . '
to stand vour irun up that way so that
tho gravel will rattlo down into the
muzzle?'
" 'No,' said Chumley, shaking hia
head.
"'Well, confound you, what do
thinkf asked tho olllcer, angrily.
'"I don't think,1 said Chumley,
'soldiers aro not hired to think. The
officers aro hired to do our thinking
forOis.' " Lowistou Journal.
Tommy Wan Getting On.
Visitor Well, Tommy, how aro you
getting on at school?
Tommy (ago 8) First rate. I ain't
doing as well as somo of tho other
boys, though. I can stand on ray
head, but havo to put my feet against
tho fenco. 1 want to do it without be
ing nonr tho fonco t all, and 1 can
liter 1'vo been to school long enough,
Buffalo Courier.
Simeon Sy kes, silwr Tlerr, savred slowly
south wnnl, steadily seeking satisfactory sales.
soberly sauntered, vciug sutctel, systematic
ally showing solid Mirer -spoons, sugar
shovels, -mall sired salvers, superior spec
tacles, sefcors, sewing shields Somber skies
keiit soft showers, soaking Simeon's satchel,
shoes, stocking, shirt, ;in.
Suddenly something seemed softly saying:
"Sweet Sally Slater Simeon soon shall see.''
So Sin mm straightway strcxio stupendous
strides, seeking SallyV Minny shelter
Simeon sooa saw sundry stately sycamores
standing sentinel, shading said spinster-!
spacious shelter, spied Sally, sitting solus,
sewing silk steckinott, slyly snutllug sweet
scented Scotch miiiiI Sudden surprise seized
Sully's soul, seeing Simeon's swift stridesl
Sally's sanctity soon skedaddled shamefully.
She, somewhat sensitive, suspiciously start
ed, suddenly spilled some snuff, soiled stocki
nett, ttaincuJixl, ctattcicd, sold, "s s-seat,
s-sir."
Simeon shivered, shook, said, "Smart
shower.''
Sally said. "Slightly so."
Simeon's shins seemed sore; so Sally
sought some soothing salve (Sawyer's), sup
plied some soft soled slippers.
Squaro shouldered, slab sided, spindle
thanked Simeon seemed satisfied.
Sally said: "Sold somo silver since Sunday,
Slmeoaf"
Simeon scolded savagely.
Sally suggested supper.
"Sartin, Sally I" said Simeon: "something
sufficiently strengthening. Somo strong
stimulant.''
So Sally sent somo sausage, sirloin steak,
savory stew, somo soothing suugaree.
Simeon's stomach seemed saddled; K
Simeon smoked several "Spanish segars,r
sat stui'fled, soon slept, snored sonorously..
Sully, sitting, solemnly stitching stockiuctt,
suddenly suoezedl Simeon started seemed
scared suspiciously surveyed surrouudiug
space, shutters, similes; seemed secure.
Sally stopod sowing, said sho saw eom
one slyly sneaking, stealing Simeon's silver.
Simeon, slightly susceptible, seemed suddenly-smitten,
sought Sally's side, sacrilegi
ously-surrounded sanctimonious Sally Slater's
smooth symmetry. Sho, somewhat ruxpici
ous, said, "Soft sickisul'' Simeon started
sigmfienntly, said, "Sweetest, surely ich
solitary souls should sympathize."
Sally stopped Simeon.
Simeon seemed snubbed.
Sho seemed sorry, showed some softening
symptoms, supinely sought Simeon's sturdy
shoulder, shl shl shl Sim smacked Sully!
So straightway surrendering sho smacked
Simi
Simeon said: "Set somo suitable season.''
Sally said: "September." Simeon, shrug
ging Sim's shoulders, said: "Soonerl surely
Scripture sanctions such strong sympathy
eay Sunday."
So Sally succumbed.
Seven supernal seasons softly, silently
slipped somewhero. Seven small salons
sprung, successively shedding sunshine, sing
ing, shouting, seldom sick, squalling some
times, still sweetening Sally's solitude. So,
succeeding summers serenely spent, Siineoa'i
seven stalwart sons seized soldier's swords
successively subdued southern secessionists
subsequently settled south.
Simeon still sells silver, supplying substan
tial subsistence. Detroit Free Press.
Indian Arithmetic.
Tho Indians, however, on the arrival
of the annuity money would try to get
tho better of tho agent. As a certain
sum of money was apportioned to eacb
man, woman and child, tho father of a
family tried to make the number in his
lodgo as largo as possible.
A dialogue like tho following would
occur between tho agent and an In
dian, as tho red man handed to tho
agent a little bundle of sticks to regis
ter. "How many havo you in your lodge?"
"Fifteen." answers tho Indian, care
fully counting his bundle of sticks.
"How many men?"
"Two."
The agent lays aside two sticks.
"How many women?"
"Thrive."
Three more sticks are laid aside.
"How many children?"
"Eight."
Eight stieks aro added to the heap.
"What is the meaning of these two
Sticks that remain?" asks tho agent,
sternly. Tho culprit, whoso arith
metic had not served him to play out
ais trick, would disappear amid tho
Jeers of his companions, who shouted
it him becauso he had been found out.
-Early Days in the Northwest.
Scrofula
"In 1.HH7 wv son, 7 years old. had aw' ite swel
ling come on his right leg below the knee,
which b' ciune very much swollen and pa nful,
mid contracted tho muscles so Unit his leg was
drawn up at right angh s. Physicians fulled to
ncip mm uiaicriiiiiy, una i cuiismcrcu iiiiu
A
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I was about to take him to Cincinnati for an
operation, expecting his leg would have to he
taken oil, and begun giving him Hood's i-iir.a-jiurllla
in order to get up his strength. 'Ihe
medicine woke up his appetite and coun pieces
of bone were discharged from th sore. We con
t lined w th Hood's .Sirntparllhi. us it seemed
tube doing him so much good, uud the dis
charge from the sore decreased, the swelling
uiMii ilou n. the leL' stra'L'liteued out. end ill H
few inontiiK he hud perfect use of his leg. lie
now runs eierywni're. nun apparently i us wen
us ever." John I,. Mt.Mritn.vY ' oturv 1'ubllc,
Kavenswotid, W, Va,
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Scientific Investigation, supplemented
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Of all of theorgatis of the body few are
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In perfect health -that great blessing
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symptom good advice, sucli as may ixs
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Among the chief and most common of
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If on tho right side and lower part of the
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ularity of the campbcll an I Cottrell presses and
of l'almer A Hey us Milters' Furnishers.
He who begins and dues not finish los shls
labor.
Are any of tho new fangled washing
compounds as good as thu old-fashioned
soapf Dobbins' Klcrlrlc Soap has been
sold every day for iM years, and Is now
just as good as ever. Ask your grocer for
it and take no other.
Hetter be sma 1 and shine thon begreatanil
cast a shadow.
ITiMidi'r'M Oregon lllood IMirlller Ii
the best remedy f-r that dread disease, dysjej
sla. for It regufutes the lymphatic system uud
bad secretions.
J. II. KIhU. ClirnieMt and ANHuyer,
C14 Washington it., Portland, O. Packages by
mall or express promptly attended to.
Winter Hollers.
Bend your Job, Hand an 1 Cylinder, .Press
Rollers to l'almer dk Key. They will cast
you a splendid roller.
TAKE IT
W.PrUNlDER'S.
Obe(;on Blood Purifier;
CURES-
kKIDHEY B, LIVER DIBCAStS. DYSPEPSIA
PJJPtt8.BLOTCMtS AND5KIN DrjCAbtS.
jHEAUAUhW i;U-;JJVl.LSb.
$5s
u K u any. bamnici worm bk.io
KIIKK. l.lncj not under horses' feet
Wrlto llrnwHtr Hufety ltelu
v,Uolder Com Holly, Jllch.
CATARRH,
HAY FEVEK, CATARRHAL DEAFHESS-
A NEW HOME TREATMENT.
Sufterers are not ceneraltv an.no that these ills-
eases aro contagious, or that they aro duo to the
presence oi mug parasites lu the lining inotntirane
of the nose and cutnihlan tubes. Mlcnw 'epic re
search, )iowccr, has prmed tliis t v a fact, and tho
rtsult Is that aslmplo remoilv has Iwcn formulated
whereby these distressing discie.es aro rapidly and
permanently cured In Iron one to thrro slinpio ap-
plicauons mane at iioine nr mo liuicm uuvu in mu
weeks. A pani-lilet ep'aln!ng this new ticatment
Is sent free on ai nllr atlun bv A. It. IUxou & Son,
S37 and 3.13 West King St., Torontn, Canaila. 5cin-
fitcf rnfrtcau.
'I lin ttriu-i'le nf life Is to intlVl tho host of
things thnt might In1 worst".
now i sAvr.it ni v i.it'i:.
I was taken sick while at the dinner table
with terrible distress In mv stomach. Hcforo
this I had been hearty and strong. For fourteen
days I kept getting worv, despite the efforts of
two doctors. I lost fortv jxiutuls, and was satis
fits) that I could live but a few days, My trou
hie whs Stomach and I.tvur Complaint, result
lug In an attack ot bilious colic. At this time
I saw Dr. David Kennedy s havorite uemeiiy, ot
Itoiidout. X. Y . advertised, aud scut for a bot
tle. I also sent for my physician, and told him
that I was going to try the Favorite Remedy.
He examined It and told me tu ue It three days
aud let him know the result. In the three days
I walked four miles, nr. Kennedys Kavorito
Remedv has sated my life. W. 8. Hltzer, Slate
Mills, Hoss Co., Ohio.
DR. KKN.VKllY H r A VOHITK KKMKDY, lllBUe at
Routidout, X . Y. $1; 6 for K.
Send for book, how to cure Kidney, I.lver and
Wood disorders.
Truth Is as Impossible to be soiled by any out
ward touch as the sunbeam.
NllltK Ol'ItK roll 1'IIiKH.
Hurc euro for blind, blet ding and Itching Piles.
One box has cured the worst cases of ten years'
stand lug. No one need suffer ten minutes after
iislnu Kirk's tiermau rue Uliiiineiiu it ausorus
tumors, allavs tho Itehluii. acts as a noulttce.
gives relief. Dr. Kirk's Herman Pile Olutmcut
Is prepared only for Plies and Itching ot tlm
private parts, and nothing else. Every box is
warranted
Sold by Druggists aud sent by mall on receipt
oi price, per box. j. j..nacK v uo., vt note-
sale Agents, san rrancisco.
TryIU CHMkjk i or hrunklMiL
IU miiHirlor nxnillnuoa nnxinu la nitlllons of homt foi
mure tLftii a nuartcr of a Otiuturv. It la usoil br thi
UdiIwI HUtaa Oovernmiuit. Kndorstsl tiy tho lips4t of
clip llrrat unlrurs llus us llientroaKiiec, rurwil sua uiosl
lleslttiful. Dr. Prim's Oieam Iliklnu Towilcr dn4 uot
mutalu Ainmonls., Llnid or AJuni. HmKI only lu cans.
1'IUOli liAKIN(J POWDKIt CO.
vnrvnllK, OlIICAOO HAN KHANCISOO
uRED bv
using msv o
PERRY DAVIS'
PAINKILLER
Ithsimiiteumtimefrtywi
MEN'S PANTS TO ORDER
15, 7 SH,
Made of fine finality Cimslmers and Worsteds and
nt i-iiiiriiiiii'i'il t-eiid six cunts for samiilu micit-
ago conlaliilug over 10 samples of cloth, ono
linen tapo measure, and rules for self measuio-
m en i
Annum KOIIX,
Cor. Second and Morrison street, Portland, Or.
Clothier, Hatter and Tailor,
When ordering pleaso mention this paper.
TACOMA
BUSINESS COLLEGE
will aivit YOU
ThoroiiEu and Practical Instruction
IN ALL
Business and Academio Subjects
Send for Circular to
PROFESSOR J. W. TAIT,
TACOJIA, WAMII,
1 PURE
0?PRICES
CREAM
gAKlNg
ffitOLERA
M0R8US
SURE . CURE.
CURES PERMANENTLY
NEURALGIA.
Intense Tain In race.
Llttlo Rapids, Wis.. March 2, 18S3.
My wlfo guttered with such lutenso neural
g!c pains In tho faco; tho thought sho would
inc. Sho bathed her faco and head with 8L
Jacobs Oil, and It cured her In four hours.
("A HI . SCIIEIHE.
At Dnrw.i. ts and Dealers.
THE CHARLES A. VOGELER CO.. Baltimon, Mi.
the llcxpttsls ot LonJaD, Vazit, 1 FOB OKI
licrlln mil Vlmns. DIBCAHD.
Ifo. l-Curoa Catarrh, Hay i'ovor.Itoao
uoui, jatarrnai ieuiiiosB.
No, a Cougha, Colds, llronchitla. Asth-
int, Consumption. Al'oorlosallooiody.
No. O Rneumatlun, Oout. , .
No. 4 r.vcr & Kidneys, nyspopslajn.
digestion, Constipation, Ilriglita DIbomo.
No. A rever ana Jfjuo.IJumb Ague,
Malaria. Nouralglo. . . .
No. 0 romalo wakne,lrrcgnlarl-
Uob. Whites. AGoITtonlieuiody. i
No. 7 A rerfeet Tonic, which cIvob
IIaaIHi Fnrm nnil l.'llllnoRfl. fllnar Ham.
tileilon. Good lllood and lots ot It. A
No. ONervouDetlllty,Tj0S90f Power
ImpotoncH.an ingomparauioromody.
Kvrrv botUe BUarantcM to cura
RELIABLE
ACENTS
wanted:
In. imcM diwssd nctinjm.K n,i
to RiTO rermsnent relief ALWAYS,
lxtcrlpiira Clrcnlsrs srnt frra tin
prillcstlon.' UOSI'ITAL PKilBUX
COMl'AN Y, Toronto, Csnsdm,
Nkw Skctional Mats of
OREGON & WASHINGTON,
Hevlscd to October, lfvSlt.
73 CnitN Knch. ToKrthcr. 1
Mailed anywhere, Address,
J. K. OII.I. A CO., Publishers,
Portland, Oregon;
tOLMS
10CJ 5 Third St , Tortland, Oregon,
A SCHOOL OF THOROUGH, PRACTICAL
BUSINESS TRAINING.
nnnnflUPlVr. Arithmetic, 1'aimantMp, 7anl-
SllflRTH AND CbrrrypoiKtnre, fydfinp anif a&
rrvrr i um iTIMP the Engllth liranchct. Send (ot
TirE-YRIFlNu.Ch!auean(f College Journal.
POULTRY, FISH,
OYSTERS AND GAME,
MALARKEY & CO.,
l'ortlniid. Or.
Lending house of tho Northwest. Consign
ments and orders solicited. Correspondence
promptly answered.
V
I'or business pursuits at the Portland llusiiicss
College, Portland, Oregon, oral the Capital llus-'
iness College, Salem, Oregon, llolh schools arc
under the management of A, P. Aiiustrong, have
same course ot similes unit same rates ot tuition.
IB ii h i ii v s n, N Ii o r 1 It a n d ,
Tyiicwrltlng, Peiimauship and liiigllsh Depart-
jus. imy nun evening sessions. Muoeiusaii
tted at any time. Tor joint Catalogue.nddrms
HhimI llulniss Colli".-?, AD C.i pi tii I llanlurvs Collrgr.)
'ortl.iud, Oregon, vll Salem, Oreifou. JJ
KM
A CTU RH A CAN BE CURED.
HO I II IWI A A trial bottle Bent Kruo to
anyone allllcteil. Du. TAFT UUO., Itochcster, N.Y.
CHICHESTER'S ENGLISH
RED CnoSS DIAMOND B9AND.
Hiirvtii'l it nitttifl. inutile
ik ItTtiexUl fur tHainond liratut, lu
Cru( lurullto bo it-, tt-Hitil with lluo j
"rlbbuQ, Tiiko no ntltt-r. All iUU
In tAKUtHirl huxM. (link rppr, ir
aliittit-ruii cuuntrt'cllM. Hftiil 4.
(Ptnnin") lr 'nlcuUr, tculiuonlili ni
"lit IU-r fur I.uilUV t Ittur, b return
null .Vnwii itrr
WASHINGTON COLLEGE.
A boarding and day school for young men anil
boys,
TACOMA, WASHING-TON.
Moat Hoalthful Location in tho Country.
S5O.O00 ENDOWMENT.
Terms for boarders, fUOu per vear. I'or cata
logue, address 1, H. PL'I l'O-ItD, A M.
Tacoma, Wash.
riso's Itemedy fur Catarrh la tho
llest, ICoslest to Use, and Cheapest.
Hold by dnigglsta or sent by nialL
S0& E.T. ruueltluo, Warren, 10.
t prf scribe and fully en
dorse Illg tl as the only
specific furtlie certain cura
of tills disease.
O.U.IMJUAirAM.M. D.,
Amsterdam, N. Y.
Ws hava sold Dig Q tor
many years, and It has
Oarsila
rl TO A OATS,
V&MraatM4 ast u
mum Biruwra.
lirlaalbCaa
InucumuuOA.
Clnolnnal
Kiven luu uesi oi sans-
fot-tlon.
V. 11. DVCnK & CO.,
Chlcairo. III.
Ohio.
Traat
Uulf 81.00a Bold by Druggist.
ORDER. BY MAIL
Ono Dozon Aunortod Hnndkorohlofa nt
50o., 75c, $1,00 or $1.50, poatago
pnld for Men, Iidloa nnd Oblldr.n.
Order anything and everything you want to
use, to wear, to catortoaumsuyourselfor others,
aud It will ha furnished at lowest price. Or
der a sample, copy of Uie Home Circle, containing
price list oi over a,wu articles used in laiiiiuei
and It will bo sent you freo of cost. Order a few
sample of dry goods to compare price, and qual
ity wnn oruers. urper atouco it win pay you.
Address,
SMITH'S GASH STORE
418 FRONT STREET,
HAN V1CANU1NCO . CALIFORNIA
NOTICE TO PUBLISHERS.
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ESTABLISHED AT PORTLAND
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