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About The Oregon scout. (Union, Union County, Or.) 188?-1918 | View Entire Issue (Aug. 8, 1889)
BEATING DICK JONES. Why Uncle Moses Coucluilrd to l'nretiat Threo Screen Doom. Thcro wcro a dozen or moro fly icrecn door9 outsldo tho storo raarked "Only $1.30 each," and when tho farm er and his wifo drovo tip their atten tion was at onco attracted. "That's exactly what I was going to txsk for, ' sho said, as she climbed down over tho wheel to tho platform. "You was, oh? I'd like to know what wo want of a screen door?" ho growled. "What does other folks want of cm?" "Suro 'nuff. If folks want to buy every gimcrack that comes out lot 'em do it, but wo hain't got no money to throw away." "Moses, wo'vo got to have a screen floor," sho observed as she went closor. "Wo aro tho only folks on tho hull Centor Lino road without one." "Has it hurt us any?" "Yes, it has. There wasn't a tin peddler, lightning-rod man. piano agent or chicken buyor who called last summer but what th rowed out a hint to us." "And if they'd thro wed out a hint that wo ortcr havo a door bell you'd tako on till you got one, I s'pose." "I don't say notliin' 'bout door bells, 'causo folks can knock when they come; but wo do need a screen door." "What fur?" "They look rich from tho road, and they keep Hies and bugs out" "Wo havo kept house thirty-eight years now, and wo ortsr bo used to in sects. Bugs and Hies don't bother us none, and they aro hoalthy anyhow." "Seo how cheap they are. Moses," Bhe continued, in pleading tones. "Ya-as. but you kin buy tho netting fur iivo cents a yard white and green and yallar and all kinds. I toll ye, Martha, we can't afford it." Sho sighed and was turning away, when tho hardware man came out and briskly said: "Ah, how aro you, folks. Looking at those screen doors, eh? Powerful nice things to keep tho Hies out." "Ya-as, I s'poso ?o," replied tho farmer, "but wo don't want any. I rather like to havo flies around." "Well, I couldn't let you havo ono of that lot, anyhow. Dick Jones takes tho wholo live." "What! our Dick?" "Yes. over on tho corners." "And he's all mortgaged up and can't bttv a now plow!" "Thoro. Moses what do you think!" exclaimed tho wife. "And Dick Jones has bought them doors?" ho asked of tho merchant. "Yes. ho'll tako 'em." "No ho won't! Just load three of 'cm into my wagon! I don't go much on srimcracks. and I know wo don't to lot no need 'cm. but I hain't going turnip top liko Dick Jones go swolling around over mo not this year! Como along, old woman, and pick yo out a forty-cont pair of stockings yos. you may go as high as sixty! I'll bo Bwashed if any family named Jones can sit on our coat-tails!" N. Y. Sun. BOOTH AND JEFFERSON. Tho Two I'lintous American Actors ns Xi-sri) Minstrels. In 1850 when Mr. Edwin Booth was seventeen, and a year after his debut as Trossol at tho Boston Museum, ho gave an entertainment with Mr. John S. Clarke, a youth of the samo ago, at tho court-house it) Bolair, Maryland. They read selections from llicholieu, Tho Stranger, and tho quarrol scaneof Julius Cassnr, singing during the ovon ing with blackened faces a number of negro melodies, "using impropriate dialogue" as Mrs. Asia Booth Clarko records in tho memoirs of her brother, "and accompanying their vocal attempts with tho somewhat inhar monious banjo and bones." Mrs. Clarko reprints tho programme of this performance, and pictures tho distress of the young tragedians when they discovered, on arriving in tho town, that tho Simon Pure negro they had employed as an advanco agent had in every instanco posted their bills up sido down. Mr. Joseph Jefferson, tho third and present bearer of that honored name, was unquestionably tho youngest actor who ever made his mark with a pieco of burnt cork. Tho story of his first appeaianco is told by Mr. William Winter in his volume entitled "Tho JeiTersons." Coming from a family of actors, tho boy, as was natural, was reared amidst theat rical surroundings, and when only four year of ago in 1883 ho was brought upon tho stiigo by Thomas D. Ilico hlmsolf, on a benefit occasion at tho Washington thoator. Tho littlo Joe, blackened and arrayed precisely liko his senior, was carried on to tho stage in a bag upon tho shoulders of tho shambling Ethiopian, and emptied from it with tho appropriate couplet, 'Ladles nnd gentlemen, I'd liavo you for to know I've got a ltttlo darky hero to Jump Jim Crow." Mrs. John Drow, who was prosont, says that tho boy instantly assumed tho exact attltudo of Jim Crow Rico, and sang and danced in imitation of his sable companion, a perfect minia turo llkonoss of that long, ungainly, grotesque, and exceedingly droll como dian. Laurenco Hutton, In Harpor'B Magazine. Mr. Freehand "I am delighted to meet you, Mr. Talofaklr. I have read your latest novel with pleasure, and consider it a great work. I am n writer in a small way myeolf." Mr. Tnlofnkir "Ahi I am proud to win tho good opinions of a fellow-crafts-men. May I ask what is your lino of work?" Mr. R "Writing visiting can)3.' THE ART OF DRESS. Tlioat Color Should lit- Worn Which TTuT monlln AVIth tile Complexion. Chovreuil lays down hard-and-fast rules about tho tints that may bo placed with advantage against certain com plexions and those which aro detri mental. But tho truth U that tho end less variety Vi the physical aspect of human beings is such that it is mis leading to class them, in ninny cases, as "fair" or "dark" or under any gen eral denomination whatsovor. Tho skin may have moro or less of tho bistro and yellow-ochro tones that be long to dark hair, though tho hair it self may bo of any shado from dust color to gold. Tho caprices of nature being so diverso it follows that such rules must bo elastic, and nro made to bo violated almost as often as not. Thcro is ono rule, however, which seems to bo absolutely inviolable. Where naturo has boon lavish with her colors tho decorator should bo sparing of them. No ndmixturo of strong tints can heighten tho brilliancy of a Rubens beauty; it rather detracts from it nnd fatigues tho eye, tho relief of contrast being needed. If tho picture, instead of glowing, bo subdued and low-toned, then tho background, tho accompani ments, tho frame, so to speak, may with advantago do their best to draw attention to tholr subject, as tho gold halos and gom-incrusted triptych will add forco and value to tho palo Madonna and saints which they inclose. Heroin lies tho great art of dress, to know just how far to draw attention to clothes and no further; never to allow them to impinge upon tho interest that should bo centered in tho face. I havo seen intelligent hu man beings who apparently choso that their attiro should bo tho first and last thing ono thought of in connection with them. No beautiful woman, if she bo clover withal, make this mis take. Hor dross may be sumptuous it may heighten her attractions if judici ously chosen; it should novo!" astonish and bewilder us. Wo read of tho gor geous attiro of Qticon Elizabeth and aro dazzled with tho cloth of gold, the pcarl-ombroidorcd run, and jeweled stomacher recorded in Zucchero's por traits of that vain and ill-favored sov ereign. They are tho woman, and take an unduo promineuco in our recollec tion of the thin, shadowless face sur rounded and overpowered by so much magnificence. But of hor beautiful rival's clothes wo hear little, and. when wo think of tho Holyrood portra'it ol Mary, it is tho rolinoineut and dignity of tho lady wo remember, not the splendor of hor apparel. Fortnight ly Review. m 9 m MAIL-DAY AT FAYAL. Incitement on (he Isliintl on the Arrival ol the l'ort nightly I'achut. The arrival of tho mail throws Fayal into a stato of excitement. Half the population then como to town, rjiid a hot and steaming crowd packs itsoll into tho ono post-olllco that tho island possesses. As tho postmaster, plainly conscious of his Importance on an occa sion which happens only onco a fort night, advances with tho letters to the littlo desk which separates tho throng from tho ofliecs tho stranger 1 struck by tho ridiculous disproportion botweon tho slzo of tho crowd and that of the packet, ti clreumstanco which is ex plained by the fact that every woman expecting tidings from husband or son is accompanied apparently by tho res! of tho family. The jabbor subsides in to a buzz of suppressed excitoment a? tho postinastor adjusts his spectacle with tho most oxasperating composure. Ho calls out tho name on tho topmost letter; a shrill voico on tho confined ol tho crowd intimates its destination, when half a dozon hands aro strotohoC out to receive it and it is passed ovet tho heads of tho crowd to tho fortunate recipient. Tho buzz is renewed after each announcement; tho postinastor lias constantly to repeat his demand for silonce. in which ho is of cotirso joined by such of the crowd as havo not yet received a lottor. As tho delivery proceeds tho crowd naturally gets noisior, and tho postmaster becomes hot and angry with tho exertion of shout ing above tho din. Although tho num ber of lottors is small Chrlstmastide brings quite as large a packet to many a country house at homo tho work ol distribution Is long, for tho circum stanco that eacli recipient has on an avorago live or six names, which Portugese ctlquotto seoms to doinnne shall bo duly set forth on such a formal occasion as tho dispatch of a letter. Good Words. A Considerate Governor. There is a woll-authonticatod story of a Governor at ono of our ponal sottlo monts, who. having fixed tho dates when two of his convicts woro to be hanged for stealing, romumbored, a fow dnys boforo tho dato namod for tho ex ecution, Hint ho had an important social engagement for that samo aftornoon. Ho sent for tho men and oxplalned to them his dllllculty. "it enn not mat ter much to you." said ho. "whothor you aro hanged on Tuosday or Wednes day next. Jt is, howovor, a matter of some moment to mo, and you would greatly oblige mo if you ould consont to b ' hangod on Tnosday instead ol Wcdnosday, as named in tho Gazette." Tho men woro incllnod to stand on their rights, so ho told thorn to think over tho matter. Thoy emtio to him tho noxt morning and agreed to his wish on cortaln terms, which ho rcndlly accopteC. Tho conditions woro ho much rain and so much tobacco fin oiohda provlous to tholr execution. A fow ditya thus rendered hnppy wore bettor to them than ono mora day o dreary exbtonuo on prison faro.- Gon oral WoUoloy, In Fortnightly Rovicw. An Unceremonious Introduction. An amusing Incident occurred lately in a Baltimoro street-car. Several quite well-known ladies, mooting on their way to or from the shopping quarter of tho city, were talking in rather a loud manner about preacher! j and their wives. Thoy finally camo tc speak of tho wile of a prominent pas tor of ono of lie Methodist churches. All Idnds of things wcro said some truthful, otliero tho boldest imagina tions. All said thoy had never seen tho lady; but thoy had heard she was a blonde, and r.ll said thoy would like to seo her. All in tho car enjoyed the talk; none moro so than tho lady talked about, ho happened to bo sit ting opposite them. When sho ar rived at her destination sho pulled the boll to stop tho car; and, having u sense of the ludicrous, went to the gossipers and said: "Ladies, you havo expressed a desire to seo mo. Hero 1 am. Let mo give you a pieco of ad vice. When noxt you gossip in n street-ear don't do it in such a loud manner; it may bo heard by some ono who will not enjoy it as I havo. Good day." Tho gossipers showed groat astonishment and chagrin, whilo the other passengers laughed immoderate ly at tho yroceodinja. - G'miftiiiiiiHloit Ml rely Cured. To th k Kditor: l'lcme Inform your readers that I havo a posltivo remedy (or Uio above unmed illpcae. liy its timely mo thousands of hopeless cases havo boon permanently cured. I shnfl bo glad to semi two bottles of my reme dy frkk to any of your readers who havo con sumption if Uiey will solid mo Uielreipress auu pomouiee auuress. ncMecuuuy,t T. A. BLOCU51. M. 0., 181 1 i earl u,ni'w 1 1 fork. 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Hos teller' Stomach Hitters Is a tine tonic and pro moter of activity for the renal organs, and ono which can be relied upon to afford them tho re quisite stimulus without exciting them an effect to Ik feared from tho unmedlcated alco holic excitant of commerce. A further benefi cent effect of tho Hitters, by renewing activity of the kidneys, is to cttahlo them to drain from the blood In its passage throtwh them, impuri ties productive of rheumatism and dropsy. Xervoiiues, fever nnd ague, constipation and dyspepsia aro conquered by the Hitters. When the well Is dry they know the worth of water. I. L. Cralcin Co., of I'hlla.. infra, of Dobbins' Ktcctric ioap. wv they won d rather elosu up their itiiinense works than to tiut one Krnin of (ulultcration in their Dobbins' Klectric, Soap. Would that nil were as lionent Edjair T. 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I was taken with sharp pains luthelower part of my bowels in the region of the bladder Shortly blood appeared mixed with my urine and a few weeks later I had au attack of gravel I tried a number of doctois. Oiiu mid 11 was gravel, another iulhimatlou of the bladder, and mother stone In klduejs. For throe mouths I was under the cure of an eminent doctor at Al bany, but constantly growing wore, went homo to die. At this time I was Induced to try I)r, David Kenuedj's Favorite Itcinedy, of Itouiiout, N. Y., and am now robust and strong. A remedy which can do this for 0110 so near death as 1 was should bo known everywhere. 1 hope this state ment will causo others allllcted as I was to use tho Kemedy. C. W. ltrown, Tetcrsburgh, N. Y. l)n. Kknnimiv's Favouitk Kkmkuv, made at Koudout, N. Y. l; (1 for i. Send for book, how to euro KIduoy, Liver and lllood disorders. If you would have your business done, go; if not, send. Try Ukiimka tor broKkftmi. 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" Not yet ; " but they will the blood purified, and the constipation of kidney troubles, and I'ainc's Celery With its tonic, purifying, and laxative kidneys, making it almost infallible in ncys. If your hopes of cure have not ft WW TO 1 IT pound; it gives perfect health to all who complain of "their poor backs." Price $1.00. Sold ijv Dkugqists. Send for Illustrated Pavlr. WELLS, RICHARDSON & CO., Proprietors, BURLINGTON, VERMONT. l BHBBBBBaflsl fintfKFmKr Aik your Grocer for adacHScIATICK At Drcgoists and Dealers. THE CHARLES A. V0GELER CO.. Baltlmor. Mi. I CURE FITS! ido not mrna merely tortop them for time nd then hate th, 111 rttiini atnln I aiean a ntdlcikl cure. Iharemvlc tlje dimMiw c l riTs, r.riLrV or TALL l.so dIckmw a hre-louij Hmly. I warrant my remedy to run. thnuorst cases. Ilecausn others hare failed U no rvaaon lor not uo receltlngacurc. Send at once rVr a trt-ntlse and a free Kittle of my InlalllMe remedy. Oltti EipreM and Test OrLce II U. KOI IT M O lMTearlBt.. New York. I piccrtbe and fully en dorbe lllg ti as the onlr specific lor Hip certain cure of this disease. U.ll.lNiniAIIAJr.M P., Amsterdam, Jf, Y. We have sold Hlg O for many years, and :t has given tho best of satis faction. U. U.DVCHKACO., Chlcaco. ill. SI. 00. Sold by Druggists. CHICHESTER'S ENGLISH PENNYROYAL PILLS. RCO CROSS DIAMOND BRAND. Tho only rrlUMe pill for wile. riIVy ani iure. i.aaieis att i.rueiciii kt tbc IMiiiiuind UrHnd. In red. me ft Ml lid tatr. .ftleil with blue rlbbao. Vt)Tal.e nn other. All plllt In ptbont 'boxei with fink wrsprera aro dnniceroua eounlerA-lt. Hnl -In. (itainpRl ror r-tr tlcuUr. litlmODlsl, etd., and. "Ilctlef Tor l.adlefs" in Utter, by return tnnll. 1 hltheater then. Co., SladlMjn h., I'hlla,, l'a. 51 nit. iit:it'B:M niUMirie r.i.isne IlLSS'Hlnly i:ii'i'(i lcTru in tr.o world. J- Iron Hoops or Hteel Kprlngsl Kasy to wear. Tills celebrated list ha rmllciill v eut-cil thousands letits. Kstali. IH'. V l'crfoct ilttliiL' truase sentto all parts of tho world, sir-for dencrlptlvn 1'aniphletNo. I nnd blank forsolf-measuremont.seml stamp lo tho Jlntrno lie i:inslloTru;o..70t Bacramento St., ban Francisco, Cnl. sir-Trusses Htted personally at tho above nJdrcss, without eilra charee. HOW TO ACT I ADVICE FREE I )tenunerlnrrom I.osI lircir, rrtiiim Ilchllll.v, lrc- iiltlDg from lnJliorctlon,esceMr, Co., iir' lllioiit ,Slom, Ii ruiricliiir. by f HE M STOH TREATMENT. ' Sealtdbook ttnltrtt. Adtlrcai. THE MAR8TON CO., 10 Park Race, Now VoiF11 Restored Kkwaud If you nave an Old tsoro that needs htalltiKi and that other remedies havo failed to . heal; or a brcakliiK out or itchlui; of the scalp or body: or a Holl, Hum, Cut, or any ailment for which a naivo is suiiainc, nuy a 'iveent box ol .llcxleiiii Hut vi. which Is Warranted to Cure when everythliiKelse falls. If not kept Dy vour druKtdst send cents in stamps to J, O. Dkmknt, AkL, Astoria, Or., and tceeivo a box by mall. A BIG SHOW Cmlth't Caah 8 torn, 418 Front 8t 8. F., OaO. Unrest eeuerml dealers treat of the MIiiiulprf Urr. Dry Goods, Notions, Hosiery, Under. wear; Wall Paper, Stationery; Blanket, e4 Boots, and Shoes; Canned Qooda, Dry tniiU: Wooden, Tin, Crockery, Quui .QramlU, awl Hardware. Meat, Ftih, Proriiioni, Bomuf, Grain, Teed, Groceries, Pure Hpli-ei, Seed, Saw au;Drn, aledecinet; Clockt, Ammnnittoa, lubber OoorU, TeuU, and qwautltlee of otlM roods at loweit prices for Caah only. EeMl im, Ump for full htt by Bret mall, and lean hr liTechtap and well at small cost; S3 yean tat but bus; Customers In every Connty weataf Mm Kacky Ucmutatiu, aadaumy altewkam fj i ! T' N, vjifj s -IP. u, p. Mo. &72 against ncrvouMics's, impure blood, and to do extraordinary work in ridding the result of effete matter retained in the back aches; the kidneys arc dis- bc unless the nerves are strengthened, removed. These are the causes Compound removes them quickly. effect, it also urcngtlicns the weak curing all diseases of the nerves and kid- been realized, try Falne's Celery Com 4VQaarntd ecl tn CI Vrdoolyby th lllHciCliiiEllCa. ClncIanatl.BBEfl TOy '1'