BEATING DICK JONES.
Why Uncle Moses Coucluilrd to l'nretiat
Threo Screen Doom.
Thcro wcro a dozen or moro fly
icrecn door9 outsldo tho storo raarked
"Only $1.30 each," and when tho farm
er and his wifo drovo tip their atten
tion was at onco attracted.
"That's exactly what I was going to
txsk for, ' sho said, as she climbed
down over tho wheel to tho platform.
"You was, oh? I'd like to know
what wo want of a screen door?" ho
growled.
"What does other folks want of
cm?"
"Suro 'nuff. If folks want to buy
every gimcrack that comes out lot 'em
do it, but wo hain't got no money to
throw away."
"Moses, wo'vo got to have a screen
floor," sho observed as she went closor.
"Wo aro tho only folks on tho hull
Centor Lino road without one."
"Has it hurt us any?"
"Yes, it has. There wasn't a tin
peddler, lightning-rod man. piano
agent or chicken buyor who called last
summer but what th rowed out a hint
to us."
"And if they'd thro wed out a hint
that wo ortcr havo a door bell you'd
tako on till you got one, I s'pose."
"I don't say notliin' 'bout door bells,
'causo folks can knock when they
come; but wo do need a screen door."
"What fur?"
"They look rich from tho road, and
they keep Hies and bugs out"
"Wo havo kept house thirty-eight
years now, and wo ortsr bo used to in
sects. Bugs and Hies don't bother us
none, and they aro hoalthy anyhow."
"Seo how cheap they are. Moses,"
Bhe continued, in pleading tones.
"Ya-as. but you kin buy tho netting
fur iivo cents a yard white and green
and yallar and all kinds. I toll ye,
Martha, we can't afford it."
Sho sighed and was turning away,
when tho hardware man came out and
briskly said:
"Ah, how aro you, folks. Looking
at those screen doors, eh? Powerful
nice things to keep tho Hies out."
"Ya-as, I s'poso ?o," replied tho
farmer, "but wo don't want any. I
rather like to havo flies around."
"Well, I couldn't let you havo ono
of that lot, anyhow. Dick Jones takes
tho wholo live."
"What! our Dick?"
"Yes. over on tho corners."
"And he's all mortgaged up and
can't bttv a now plow!"
"Thoro. Moses what do you think!"
exclaimed tho wife.
"And Dick Jones has bought them
doors?" ho asked of tho merchant.
"Yes. ho'll tako 'em."
"No ho won't! Just load three of
'cm into my wagon! I don't go much
on srimcracks. and I know
wo don't
to lot no
need 'cm. but I hain't going
turnip top liko Dick Jones go swolling
around over mo not this year! Como
along, old woman, and pick yo out a
forty-cont pair of stockings yos. you
may go as high as sixty! I'll bo
Bwashed if any family named Jones
can sit on our coat-tails!" N. Y. Sun.
BOOTH AND JEFFERSON.
Tho Two I'lintous American Actors ns
Xi-sri) Minstrels.
In 1850 when Mr. Edwin Booth was
seventeen, and a year after his debut
as Trossol at tho Boston Museum, ho
gave an entertainment with Mr. John
S. Clarke, a youth of the samo ago, at
tho court-house it) Bolair, Maryland.
They read selections from llicholieu,
Tho Stranger, and tho quarrol scaneof
Julius Cassnr, singing during the ovon
ing with blackened faces a number of
negro melodies, "using impropriate
dialogue" as Mrs. Asia Booth Clarko
records in tho memoirs of her brother,
"and accompanying their vocal
attempts with tho somewhat inhar
monious banjo and bones." Mrs.
Clarko reprints tho programme of this
performance, and pictures tho distress
of the young tragedians when they
discovered, on arriving in tho town,
that tho Simon Pure negro they had
employed as an advanco agent had in
every instanco posted their bills up
sido down.
Mr. Joseph Jefferson, tho third and
present bearer of that honored name,
was unquestionably tho youngest actor
who ever made his mark with a
pieco of burnt cork. Tho story
of his first appeaianco is told
by Mr. William Winter in his volume
entitled "Tho JeiTersons." Coming
from a family of actors, tho boy, as
was natural, was reared amidst theat
rical surroundings, and when only four
year of ago in 1883 ho was brought
upon tho stiigo by Thomas D. Ilico
hlmsolf, on a benefit occasion at tho
Washington thoator. Tho littlo Joe,
blackened and arrayed precisely liko
his senior, was carried on to tho stage
in a bag upon tho shoulders of tho
shambling Ethiopian, and emptied
from it with tho appropriate couplet,
'Ladles nnd gentlemen, I'd liavo you for to
know
I've got a ltttlo darky hero to Jump Jim Crow."
Mrs. John Drow, who was prosont,
says that tho boy instantly assumed
tho exact attltudo of Jim Crow Rico,
and sang and danced in imitation of
his sable companion, a perfect minia
turo llkonoss of that long, ungainly,
grotesque, and exceedingly droll como
dian. Laurenco Hutton, In Harpor'B
Magazine.
Mr. Freehand "I am delighted to
meet you, Mr. Talofaklr. I have read
your latest novel with pleasure, and
consider it a great work. I am n
writer in a small way myeolf." Mr.
Tnlofnkir "Ahi I am proud to win
tho good opinions of a fellow-crafts-men.
May I ask what is your lino of
work?" Mr. R "Writing visiting
can)3.'
THE ART OF DRESS.
Tlioat Color Should lit- Worn Which TTuT
monlln AVIth tile Complexion.
Chovreuil lays down hard-and-fast
rules about tho tints that may bo placed
with advantage against certain com
plexions and those which aro detri
mental. But tho truth U that tho end
less variety Vi the physical aspect of
human beings is such that it is mis
leading to class them, in ninny cases,
as "fair" or "dark" or under any gen
eral denomination whatsovor. Tho
skin may have moro or less of tho
bistro and yellow-ochro tones that be
long to dark hair, though tho hair it
self may bo of any shado from dust
color to gold. Tho caprices of nature
being so diverso it follows that such
rules must bo elastic, and nro made to
bo violated almost as often as not.
Thcro is ono rule, however, which
seems to bo absolutely inviolable.
Where naturo has boon lavish with her
colors tho decorator should bo sparing
of them. No ndmixturo of strong tints
can heighten tho brilliancy of a Rubens
beauty; it rather detracts from it nnd
fatigues tho eye, tho relief of contrast
being needed. If tho picture, instead
of glowing, bo subdued and low-toned,
then tho background, tho accompani
ments, tho frame, so to speak, may
with advantago do their best to
draw attention to tholr subject, as
tho gold halos and gom-incrusted
triptych will add forco and value to
tho palo Madonna and saints which
they inclose. Heroin lies tho great art
of dress, to know just how far to draw
attention to clothes and no further;
never to allow them to impinge upon
tho interest that should bo centered in
tho face. I havo seen intelligent hu
man beings who apparently choso that
their attiro should bo tho first and last
thing ono thought of in connection
with them. No beautiful woman, if
she bo clover withal, make this mis
take. Hor dross may be sumptuous it
may heighten her attractions if judici
ously chosen; it should novo!" astonish
and bewilder us. Wo read of tho gor
geous attiro of Qticon Elizabeth and
aro dazzled with tho cloth of gold, the
pcarl-ombroidorcd run, and jeweled
stomacher recorded in Zucchero's por
traits of that vain and ill-favored sov
ereign. They are tho woman, and take
an unduo promineuco in our recollec
tion of the thin, shadowless face sur
rounded and overpowered by so much
magnificence. But of hor beautiful
rival's clothes wo hear little, and. when
wo think of tho Holyrood portra'it ol
Mary, it is tho rolinoineut and dignity
of tho lady wo remember, not the
splendor of hor apparel. Fortnight
ly Review.
m 9 m
MAIL-DAY AT FAYAL.
Incitement on (he Isliintl on the Arrival ol
the l'ort nightly I'achut.
The arrival of tho mail throws Fayal
into a stato of excitement. Half the
population then como to town, rjiid a
hot and steaming crowd packs itsoll
into tho ono post-olllco that tho island
possesses. As tho postmaster, plainly
conscious of his Importance on an occa
sion which happens only onco a fort
night, advances with tho letters to the
littlo desk which separates tho throng
from tho ofliecs tho stranger 1 struck
by tho ridiculous disproportion botweon
tho slzo of tho crowd and that of the
packet, ti clreumstanco which is ex
plained by the fact that every woman
expecting tidings from husband or son
is accompanied apparently by tho res!
of tho family. The jabbor subsides in
to a buzz of suppressed excitoment a?
tho postinastor adjusts his spectacle
with tho most oxasperating composure.
Ho calls out tho name on tho topmost
letter; a shrill voico on tho confined ol
tho crowd intimates its destination,
when half a dozon hands aro strotohoC
out to receive it and it is passed ovet
tho heads of tho crowd to tho fortunate
recipient. Tho buzz is renewed after
each announcement; tho postinastor
lias constantly to repeat his demand
for silonce. in which ho is of cotirso
joined by such of the crowd as havo not
yet received a lottor. As tho delivery
proceeds tho crowd naturally gets
noisior, and tho postmaster becomes hot
and angry with tho exertion of shout
ing above tho din. Although tho num
ber of lottors is small Chrlstmastide
brings quite as large a packet to many
a country house at homo tho work ol
distribution Is long, for tho circum
stanco that eacli recipient has on an
avorago live or six names, which
Portugese ctlquotto seoms to doinnne
shall bo duly set forth on such a formal
occasion as tho dispatch of a letter.
Good Words.
A Considerate Governor.
There is a woll-authonticatod story of
a Governor at ono of our ponal sottlo
monts, who. having fixed tho dates
when two of his convicts woro to be
hanged for stealing, romumbored, a fow
dnys boforo tho dato namod for tho ex
ecution, Hint ho had an important social
engagement for that samo aftornoon.
Ho sent for tho men and oxplalned to
them his dllllculty. "it enn not mat
ter much to you." said ho. "whothor
you aro hanged on Tuosday or Wednes
day next. Jt is, howovor, a matter of
some moment to mo, and you would
greatly oblige mo if you ould consont
to b ' hangod on Tnosday instead ol
Wcdnosday, as named in tho Gazette."
Tho men woro incllnod to stand on
their rights, so ho told thorn to think
over tho matter. Thoy emtio to him
tho noxt morning and agreed to his
wish on cortaln terms, which ho rcndlly
accopteC. Tho conditions woro ho
much rain and so much tobacco fin
oiohda provlous to tholr execution.
A fow ditya thus rendered hnppy wore
bettor to them than ono mora day o
dreary exbtonuo on prison faro.- Gon
oral WoUoloy, In Fortnightly Rovicw.
An Unceremonious Introduction.
An amusing Incident occurred lately
in a Baltimoro street-car. Several
quite well-known ladies, mooting on
their way to or from the shopping
quarter of tho city, were talking in
rather a loud manner about preacher! j
and their wives. Thoy finally camo tc
speak of tho wile of a prominent pas
tor of ono of lie Methodist churches.
All Idnds of things wcro said some
truthful, otliero tho boldest imagina
tions. All said thoy had never seen
tho lady; but thoy had heard she was
a blonde, and r.ll said thoy would like
to seo her. All in tho car enjoyed the
talk; none moro so than tho lady
talked about, ho happened to bo sit
ting opposite them. When sho ar
rived at her destination sho pulled the
boll to stop tho car; and, having u
sense of the ludicrous, went to the
gossipers and said: "Ladies, you havo
expressed a desire to seo mo. Hero 1
am. Let mo give you a pieco of ad
vice. When noxt you gossip in n
street-ear don't do it in such a loud
manner; it may bo heard by some ono
who will not enjoy it as I havo. Good
day." Tho gossipers showed groat
astonishment and chagrin, whilo the
other passengers laughed immoderate
ly at tho yroceodinja. -
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I shnfl bo glad to semi two bottles of my reme
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T. A. BLOCU51. M. 0., 181 1
i earl u,ni'w 1 1
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Now I have n sheep and a cow everybody bids
mo good moruliii;.
There is a wan in our town
And hois very wle, sir.
When e'er ho doesn't feel Just right
Ono remedy he tries, sir.
It's Jut the tliliiR to tako in sprliiR
The blood to purify,
He tells his friends, and nothing elso
Is he induced to try
because. lmviiiK taken Dr. l'lerees (iolden Medi
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and enrich the blood, and flnilintMlint it always
produces tho desired result, ho considers that
lie would be foolish to experiment with any
thing else. His motto is, "Prove all thiiiRs and
hold fast to that which Is uooil." That's why
lie pl his faith to the -'Golden .Medical Dls
covery."
Walking advertisements for Dr. Sage's Catarrh
Uemedy aro the thousands it has cured.
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Having for tho past four or ftvo years been troubled
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finding no relief in any of Uio chemically preiured
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1 concluded to try your H. S. S. romedv, andhao
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fall into disrepair. Those obstinate and fata'l t
maladies. Ilriuht's disease and dlnlctrs. ensue 1
with terrible certainty upon the inaction of tho
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Edjair T. Drown, a real estate, ncont at
AViehita, Kan., who disappeared myster
iously last January, has turned i'p in
partially deranged condition, and hio life
enn bo prolonged but a short time, lie
is supposed to have been kidnaped.
A lOo. smoke for 5c "Tanslll's Tunch."
It is found Hint vinegar imparts an admirable
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NTOXK l. TIIK KIIXr.V.
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Shortly blood appeared mixed with my urine
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I tried a number of doctois. Oiiu mid 11 was
gravel, another iulhimatlou of the bladder, and
mother stone In klduejs. For throe mouths I
was under the cure of an eminent doctor at Al
bany, but constantly growing wore, went homo
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Kastem Prloef. MJLTTHIAH OKAY JO )fr l't
Stroet, Ban Fmnd.
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P?PRICES
CREAM
gAKlNg
THRESHING ENGINES.
WE ARE CLOSING OUT OUR STOCK
THRESHING ENGINES,
AND - -- -
Are Offering First-Class New Engines at Half Price.
Write for Description and Prices.
ACHSNERY AND SUPPLBES,
2G & 2B N. First Street, Portland, Oregon.
My Poor Back!
That "poor back" is Jicltl responsible for more than its share of the sufferings of
mankind. K your dog bites n man who kicks it, do you blame the dog? On the same
principle the kidneys ulter their protest
resulting constipation '1 hesc force them
tystcm of the poisons which arc the
blood. Then the sufferer says the
cased. " Not yet ; " but they will
the blood purified, and the constipation
of kidney troubles, and I'ainc's Celery
With its tonic, purifying, and laxative
kidneys, making it almost infallible in
ncys. If your hopes of cure have not
ft
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TO 1
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pound; it gives perfect health to all who complain of "their poor backs." Price $1.00.
Sold ijv Dkugqists. Send for Illustrated Pavlr.
WELLS, RICHARDSON & CO., Proprietors,
BURLINGTON, VERMONT.
l BHBBBBBaflsl
fintfKFmKr Aik your Grocer for
adacHScIATICK
At Drcgoists and Dealers.
THE CHARLES A. V0GELER CO.. Baltlmor. Mi.
I CURE FITS!
ido not mrna merely tortop them for time nd
then hate th, 111 rttiini atnln I aiean a ntdlcikl cure.
Iharemvlc tlje dimMiw c l riTs, r.riLrV or TALL
l.so dIckmw a hre-louij Hmly. I warrant my remedy
to run. thnuorst cases. Ilecausn others hare failed U
no rvaaon lor not uo receltlngacurc. Send at once
rVr a trt-ntlse and a free Kittle of my InlalllMe remedy.
Oltti EipreM and Test OrLce
II U. KOI IT M O lMTearlBt.. New York.
I piccrtbe and fully en
dorbe lllg ti as the onlr
specific lor Hip certain cure
of this disease.
U.ll.lNiniAIIAJr.M P.,
Amsterdam, Jf, Y.
We have sold Hlg O for
many years, and :t has
given tho best of satis
faction. U. U.DVCHKACO.,
Chlcaco. ill.
SI. 00. Sold by Druggists.
CHICHESTER'S ENGLISH
PENNYROYAL PILLS.
RCO CROSS DIAMOND BRAND.
Tho only rrlUMe pill for wile. riIVy
ani iure. i.aaieis att i.rueiciii kt
tbc IMiiiiuind UrHnd. In red. me
ft Ml lid tatr. .ftleil with blue rlbbao.
Vt)Tal.e nn other. All plllt In ptbont
'boxei with fink wrsprera aro dnniceroua
eounlerA-lt. Hnl -In. (itainpRl ror r-tr
tlcuUr. litlmODlsl, etd., and. "Ilctlef
Tor l.adlefs" in Utter, by return tnnll.
1 hltheater then. Co., SladlMjn h., I'hlla,, l'a.
51
nit. iit:it'B:M
niUMirie r.i.isne
IlLSS'Hlnly i:ii'i'(i lcTru
in tr.o world. J- Iron Hoops or Hteel
Kprlngsl Kasy to wear. Tills celebrated
list ha rmllciill v eut-cil thousands
letits. Kstali. IH'. V l'crfoct ilttliiL' truase
sentto all parts of tho world, sir-for dencrlptlvn
1'aniphletNo. I nnd blank forsolf-measuremont.seml
stamp lo tho Jlntrno lie i:inslloTru;o..70t
Bacramento St., ban Francisco, Cnl. sir-Trusses Htted
personally at tho above nJdrcss, without eilra charee.
HOW TO ACT I ADVICE FREE I
)tenunerlnrrom I.osI lircir,
rrtiiim Ilchllll.v, lrc-
iiltlDg from lnJliorctlon,esceMr,
Co., iir' lllioiit ,Slom,
Ii ruiricliiir. by f
HE M STOH TREATMENT. '
Sealtdbook ttnltrtt. Adtlrcai.
THE MAR8TON CO.,
10 Park Race, Now VoiF11
Restored
Kkwaud If you nave an Old tsoro that needs
htalltiKi and that other remedies havo failed to
. heal; or a brcakliiK out or itchlui; of the scalp
or body: or a Holl, Hum, Cut, or any ailment for
which a naivo is suiiainc, nuy a 'iveent box ol
.llcxleiiii Hut vi. which Is Warranted to
Cure when everythliiKelse falls. If not kept Dy
vour druKtdst send cents in stamps to J, O.
Dkmknt, AkL, Astoria, Or., and tceeivo a box
by mall.
A BIG SHOW
Cmlth't Caah 8 torn, 418 Front 8t 8. F., OaO.
Unrest eeuerml dealers treat of the MIiiiulprf
Urr. Dry Goods, Notions, Hosiery, Under.
wear; Wall Paper, Stationery; Blanket, e4
Boots, and Shoes; Canned Qooda, Dry
tniiU: Wooden, Tin, Crockery, Quui .QramlU,
awl Hardware. Meat, Ftih, Proriiioni, Bomuf,
Grain, Teed, Groceries, Pure Hpli-ei, Seed, Saw
au;Drn, aledecinet; Clockt, Ammnnittoa,
lubber OoorU, TeuU, and qwautltlee of otlM
roods at loweit prices for Caah only. EeMl im,
Ump for full htt by Bret mall, and lean hr
liTechtap and well at small cost; S3 yean tat
but bus; Customers In every Connty weataf
Mm Kacky Ucmutatiu, aadaumy altewkam
fj i ! T' N, vjifj s -IP. u, p. Mo. &72
against ncrvouMics's, impure blood, and
to do extraordinary work in ridding the
result of effete matter retained in the
back aches; the kidneys arc dis-
bc unless the nerves are strengthened,
removed. These are the causes
Compound removes them quickly.
effect, it also urcngtlicns the weak
curing all diseases of the nerves and kid-
been realized, try Falne's Celery Com
4VQaarntd ecl tn
CI Vrdoolyby th
lllHciCliiiEllCa.
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