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PUNGENT PARAGRAPHS. Fashionable life la aa hollow and M artificial aa a crystal optic in a mummy. Boston Globe During a hard winter the plumber and tho coal donlor usually have a soft thing. Boston Gazette. Ono curious thing about the soa forpent is thnt it is always some other man that sees it- Harper's Bazar. Claim-jumpers are so unpopular in Oklahoma that a man who has a jumping toothache i regarded with suspicion. Chicago News. Tho girl with plenty of money may bo homely, but unless some ono of her girl friends tolls her sho will never know it Journal of Education. Eccentricity is not a virtue, but if omo men would only bo ecceutrio enough not to cross their logs in a horse car, tho world would forgive them some of their other vices. Sotner viHo Journal. "Mr. S. "Waiter, take this stuff away; I'd just a3 lief eat so much gar bage!" Walter (who has heard him before) "Yessah. But dar's no 'count in' for tastos, sah." Life. Miss Travis -Don't you think my now dress is too sweet for any thing?' Miss Do Smith "O, lovely, exquisite! I do beliovo your dressmaker eould make a bean polo look graceful." There was something more than bad orthography in Josh Billings' writings, after all. Some fifty or sixty ambitious writers havo endeavored to till his shoes, but they only rattle round without attracting any particular at tention. Texas Sittings. It is stated that tho touch of a lover's hand "restored a girl from a twenty-four hours' attack of hysteria," It is possible. It frequently happens that tho touch of a lover's hand a few years after marriago throws a woman into hysteria and it's a poor rule that won't work both ways. Dencon Godfrey "What a beauti ful dispensation of Providonco it Is that tho mind of man has been so con stituted that tho memory of pain and troublo becomes fainter and fainter as lime goes on." Dr. Bowlegs "It's pretty tough on us doctors, though. when wo oomo to collect our bills." Terro ilauto Express. Mrs. Malaise "Doctor, I beg you will not deuoivo mo about my case. Believe mo, I am prepared to hear the worst," Dr. Bismuth "Well, then, mndnme, frankly there is nothing the matter with you whatever. You should really try some othor scheme besides ill-bealth to excite sympathy." A cio-n observer has remarked that when n man marries n good woman tho devil turns his back on him, because he baa easier work elsewhere, and when a man marries a scolding woman the devil turns his back on him also, be cause ho knows there is only one road for him to travel. St. Louis Magazine. Foroigner "This may be a free country, but I don't see that tho free dom has any.etfecton 'the people. Such a patient, meek, subdued lot of human ity I never saw in my life. I should think a free-born American would act as if ho were a monarch of all ho sur veyed." Native "Wait until you see a passenger oar brakeman who expects toon to bo a conductor. N. Y Weekly. A young lady broke off her engage ment with a suitor when a wealthier lover appeared upon the scene. She wrote to her old lover requesting him to return her photograph. Hero was a chance for revenge, which ho took by Bonding her ihu following note: "I would gladly comply with your re quest, but if I do it will spoil my euchre dock. I have a collection of photo graphs which I use for playing cards, and I do not want to break it by giving away the queen of diamonds." Waver ley Magazine. DRESSMAKERS' BILLS. Max O'ltel) IHaeiisar-s the nnhjrct In Mnnntliun hiiiI II la Continent." If you go to a changer ho will givo you fivo francs in French money, or four shillings in English for a dollar. But in America you are not long in discovering that you got for your dol lar but the worth of a shilling in Eng lish money, or a franc in French. The Hut that lets for -1,000 francs in Paris, and the house that is rented at 200, . or 4.000 shillings in London, would bo charged f 1,000 in Now York, Boston or Chicago, The simplest kind of dress, ono for which a Parisian of modest tastes pays 100 francs, would cost an American lady at loast $100. A visiting dress costing 600 francs in Paris would cost 600 in New York. A bonnet that would be charged 50 francs is worth $60. The rest to match. Horo is a dressmaker's bill, which fell under my eyes in New York: Robe de chamhre , !oo Cloth dresH j75 Opera t'loak 5IO lUdinB habit ISO Uonnet :ja Theater tHiiinot U) Black Mile dress S40 HaU dress ao Total. In this bill there is neither mantle, linen, boots, shoes, gloves, luce nor tho thousand little requisites of a woman's toilet, and it is but one out of the three or four bills for tho year. I am con vinced that an American woman, who pretends to the least elegance, must epend, if she bo a good manager, from 16,000 to $8,000 a year. Add to this tho fact that she loads herself with diamonds and precious stones. But these, of course, have not to be re newed every three months. great number of Americans come to Europe to pass three months of every year. This is not an additional extravagonco, it is an economy. They buy tholr dross for a year, and the monoy thoy save by this plan not only pays thoir traveling expenses but loaves them & nice little surplus in tush. A process ot tottering bono of ivory, by sinking tho letters into tho material in a pormment fashion, ha recently been introduced. Those ivorv plates nre taking tho plncaof engraved metal plates for signs, checks, badgoa and so on. Electrical engineers havo nlso adopted the new plates, which can likewise be applied to organs and ptano-lortc: Sir John Lubbock has demon strnted tho curious fact that certain kinds of ants are unable to oxis-t with out keeping other ants a slaves, though why this is so he has not found out. On removing tho slaves from a net of tlftv sli.vo-holding ants ho found that the latter immediately began todieolT. and were speedily reduced in number to six Vi lion the slaves were returned the mortality ceaed. M. Coruu. a French scientist, re cently expressed tho opinion in tho Academy of Sciences that the light omitted by shooting stars is not due to conflagration or the heat of impact. In -.uoso mgn regions, no said, our atmosphere is too unsubstantial to render tho explanation satisfactory. It is much more probable that tha phe nomenon is ono of static eloctricitv do voloped by simple friction, and it is well known that rarefied gases can ho made to glow Intensely with but very little electric fluid. The number of (louring mills in En gland Is estimated at about 7.000. with a total capacity of a little moro than 61,000,000 barrels per annum. This is quo-fourth larger than the require ments of tho country. The mills could not bo run to moro than eightv pur cent, of their capacity if no Hour was imported. But largo quantities are received from the United States and some from Hungary, and the produc tion of the home mills is not much more than half of what it would be if there were no competition from abroad What are known bv the nnmo ol iron bricks have been satisfactorily in troduced as paving material in some parts of Germany. These bricks are made by mixing equal parts of finely ground red argillaceous slate and linely ground clay, with the addition of I! vi per cent, of iron ore. The ingredients thus mixed together are then mois tened with a solution of tweuty-tivo poi cent, of sulphate of iron, to which lint iron ore is added, until the mass shows a consistency of thirty-eight degree; Baume. After this, the compound is shaped in a press, dried, dipped once moro in a nearly concentrated solution of finely ground iron ore. and thoi baked in an oven for about forty-eight hours, in a reducing flume. General Lee and Stimulants. From an anecdotal and personal ar ticle on "Gouural Leo After tho War" by .Airs. Margaret J. Preston in the Century we quote the following: "He hud the gentlest way possible of giving counsel and administering rebuke. 1 remember - hearing him say, in a pres ence where such testimony was worth moro than a dozen temperance lectures: 'Men need no stimulant; it is some thing, 1 am persuaded, that thoy can do without. When I went into the field, at the beginning of the war, a good lady friend of mine gave mo two scaled bottles of very superb French brandy. I curried them with nie through tho entire campaign; and when I met my friend again, after all was over. I gave her buck both bottles of brandy, with the seals un broken. It may havo been some com fort to me to know that 1 had them iu case of sudden emergency, but the mo ment never came when I needed to us them.'" He Saved the Ship. ' "Captain," reported the officer, he he came up from below, pale with fear, "the water is gaining on us. Wo must lighten the ship!" With tho presence of mind that dis tinguishes the true hero from the craven in the hour of peril the Captain instantly called all hands on deck. "Men," he said, and his deep voice rang out, clear and strong over th wild waste of waters that threatened to engulf the stately vessel, "throw those things overboard!" Tho sailors went to work with the energy of despair. In less than an hour thoy had thrown over the side of the vessel tho private baggage of a traveling actress and three fashionable canes belonging to a Lon don dude, and the gallant ship, with her leak now high above water, bounded on her course like a thing of life. Her commander had saved her. Chiviijl" iVin-jitc. That Cantniikf rouM Old U'oniuii Described in the uurxery ballad, "who lived upoifnothlng but vltnuln und drink," anil yet "would never be quiet." was undoubtedly troubled with rhroule Indigestion. Her vk-tunlH, like thoe of mauy other elderly ventolin whose dleertlve power httvu become linpalrd, dldu't axree with her. 'litis wan before the area of Hootetter'H Stomach IlHteir. or wane one of her numerous frleuda and relatlven would un doubtedly have jeruaded Jier to try the creat upeolue. for dyspepsia, cotmtiin lion and billions-nei-s. Thin would have been a MicHNtire of nelf protection on their part, for alio would mkju have been cured and ream-d to disturb them with her clamor. The most obstinate ease of lndlceHtlou, with Its attendant heartburn, Ha tulenee, eons-taut nueaslne of the Momaeh and of the nervea, are completely overcome bv thin wirereliai remedy, Chllla and fever aud bllloUA remittent, rheumatism aud kiduey trouble are aUo relieved by It. Oetierally the bigger the inan'n heart U, the lighter. NOTICE TO PUBLISHERS. Electrotype anil Steraotw FOTJIVrMttY HAD BBKK ESTBLISHED AT PORTLAND PALMER & REY, At the New Building, cor. Mrat aud Alder HU, Complete Printer' H'areUotikf, Portland, Oregon. nil- tdiuhaiil l iaiii. l.ion nt Knir, land, Dragon of China, Cress of wltier, land, Banner of Persia, Crescent of Ecypt Double Eagle of Russia, Star of Chill, The Circle of Japan, Harp of Erb . To get iheso buy a box of the genuine Dr. C. McLank's Cki.khuatkd Liyeii Pills, price 5B cenu, aud mall us the out side wrapper with your address, plainly written, and 4 cents in stAmps. We will then mall you the above Hat with an ele gant package of olographic and chro niatlc cards. KutMiNoBnos.. PiTTsnuno, Pa. Nothing is fo sextet but time and truth will reveal It. A Pocket Cigar Case and five of "Tan sill's Punch." all for --'or, It is the foolish aim of the athelat to (.can In finitude with a microscope. CRAMPS OP THE MUSCLES CORED. John I. Wood, of Stratford, Out., was cured of cramps iu the legs by wearing Ai.ixock's Pokcs Plastkus. Mr. Wood says: "Some three months ago I was taen very sick with severe pain in the small of my l ack over the kidneys. The pain was excruciating. I applied an Ai.i.cock's Pones Plamkik over the affected region and hid relief almost within an hour. At tlie same time, In conjunction with this trouble. I had verv great nervous ills' nr- bance, niTecting my legs with cramps so I could scarcely cleeu. Meeting with such HUccess with my back 1 applied a plaster under the knee on each leg, and In three days was completely cured, and have never oeen troubled in either way since. ii Hie uueut-ss anil euro nil passions. In all words and action. He true I puke 0?PRICfS CREAM jAKlNg Powder Ita flUDtirior excelleiioe Brotea In million of homaa for more than a quarter of a oentury. It la uaod bj- the United fltatea Government. Endorsed by the h tad ot the Great Uulrerr 'ties aa the Strongest, Purest an 1 moat Healthful. Dr. Prlce'a Craun Uakhur Powdnr dnu not oontaln Amtnonla, LI mo or Mum. Hold onlj In o ma. PRIOR HA KINO POWDKK CO. NKW VOItK OIIICOr HAN KKANCIRTO. IFOR THE BLOOD. Swift's Hoeclfle has cured me of a malic- mint breaking out on my 1-R, which roused Intolerable Hln. It w nacnllod Kczemu by thedoctorn rcdir of whom treated me with no relief. I candidly confem that I owe my present good health to H. H. H which In my estimation Is Invaluable us a blood remedy. Miss J I'M a DkWitt, n. lOtll ht., M. I.OU1H, MO, Onr bubv when two mnntha old was at- Itarked with Scrofula, which for a long time dedtroyest her eyeslitht entirely, nnd I caused tin to ilespidr of her life. The doctor tailed to relieve her, and we gave Hwift's Kpeeltle, which noon cured her en- I iirc-ly, uuu Mm is now mile and nearty. K. v. Iki.k, ui'a i-omi, l exas. H" Bond lor book uivliiK history of IMood Dlwases and ud Ice td HUtl'erers. mailed lY(-e. Till: HW'IKT KI'KCIFIC CO., Drawer 3, Atlanta, On. The Celebrated French Cure, Vwimiuti to eiiu! APHRODITINE"1; inouej lliled BEFORE Is Soi.n on i POSITIVE GUARANTEE to cu re a ii y foimof uenoiis disease, oi any dlsoider of the ucucrutlvo or mins of eltliet ...V ll'll. .Mi.., villi' (mm tli.. At-IER oxeehsKe iiei nl nilninlui ,to T..I . . . ...... ... lJt in, JWIMIIIW ,11 VS1MIIIII orthiouBh youthful indUcretlon, over fmliili;. v. , , aiirn ns i.us oi nraiu rower, Wake fu ii it'll l'nliin fti ! llu'il k!..... i . -- . . ..i, a tat in an tllC llUia, frill I M II Weak-new, Hysteria, Nervous Prostration Noetuii ul hminMoiin. l.eueonho'H, Dizziness, Weak Mem OrV. llhsof Pniviir nliil I iii,.irit..i' ,.-lit..l. It .... Kleeted often lend to lireniiitureoldnirennd Iiimiii ity. Trice 11.00 a box. 0 boxen or J5.U0 Beut by mail on receipt of price. A lVltlTTK V i: I! i it AVTirir !,.......; rvi order, to refund tho mouev if a I'ei iiiiinenl cuie isnotell'ecteil. Thousands ot tentlmouliils from old and young, of both Mixes, pcrimtneutiv ccn'i by Ai'intODiTlNK Circular free. Addiess THE APHRO MEDICINE CO. o:t 27 POKTLAND op. Knlii hv tirr.ti1.il I mum Dtiiacfaty c.r tit.f. oud WHhhhiKlou 8t8., l'orilaiul, Or. A BIG SHOW mlth'a Caah Btora, 418 Front St., B. F Oai. kaneat creoera! dealen west ot the Miaalulppa Uar. Dry Gooda, Notlom, lottery, Undar waar; Wall Paper, Stationery; Blanketa, BV aUac; Boou, end Sboei; Canned Ooodi, Dry tralta; Wooden, Tin, Crockery, OUat .araalte. ad Hardware. Meat, Pith, ProTlilona, Uoaary, ratn, Feed, Groceriea, Pure Splcea, Seeda, Bv auiDran, UedeclDea; Clocks, Ammonltiea, Babber Ooodf, Teota, and qmantltlea of otlMt (oodi at loweat prlcei for Caah only, Bern tamp for full bat by flrat mall, and ltaiB hew e lire chap and well at tmall coat; 32 yeanta ksaalBeaa; Coatomer In every County weatef ckj MasanUlaa. aavlmaay aliawk 1 . . .-mum inu jiaraaRo onr Daughter had con- cation of the kidneya, which developed into rlRht'a Ulnea.se. Her body was swollen to an enormous siie mea.urlnc " Inches around the walat. and 18 inches below the knee. After phvMclans had Riven up her cae. I determined to have her tr' Ir. Kenmslv's "Kavokitk Hi.m l.lY,"of Itondout, V. Y. tlradually the swcll ini;was reductnl from v to inches. 8he be pan to Rain strenRth, and wan able to walk without fatlRtie. We do not know how to ex press our Rratllude for what it has done fo- ous child. We are confident the Favorite ltemedv will do Rll that Is claimed for It surely Unit has blessed it In this case, aud we earnestly recommend It to all sullV-ritiR from kldnoy ills-orders--'. I). Van lluskirk, Demurest, N. Y. Dr. Krnnkiiv's Kivohitk Ur.MKiiv, made at Itondout, N."Y. tl ; 6 for 5. ...s''u.lli,r ,.,ok MOW ,0 c"rL' Kidney, Liver and HIcmmI disorders. The mo't painful way may be the right one. but It Is not the rlRht ime because It is the most painful. 'Stick to your business," Is very Rood advi e, but still there are a :reat iimnv people in the world who have no regular and nrotltAble busine to stick to; and nnd there ftro othera who are following a line of business which Is manifestly un united to them. Now, when such Is the ct-e. you had lietter write to 11. F. John son Co.. Hiehmond Va., nnd seoif thoy cannot give you a pointer. Thev have helped a great many men nnd women along the way to fortune, and now stand ready to assist j ou, too. More hearts pine away in fecret auiruts.it for the want of kindness than from auv other cal amity iu life "llrnwti'M Itrouohlal Trorlien" are an eilvetlve I'ollRh Kemisly. Sold mify In boir.; Price '5 etn. Tho country la flooded with poor imitationa of "Seal of North Carolina Plug Cut Smoking Tobacco." MR. JOHN W. FURBUSH, An Army Veteran, OF WAKKKIKLD, who hns probably RUflercil tnore tlutn any man or woman In America to-day. Taken hick while in tho Army, lio has endured untold agonies rinee. Describing his Hr.st symptoms ho said; "JJy head ached nnd my aiipetlte was poor. 1 felt a falnlness at the pit of llio tttomuch, and bad tanto iu my month, while my skin was sometimes hot nnd sometimes cold. I uuxt felt pains in my buck and around the lower iMirtion of my body, and noticed u peculiar odor uud color In tho water I paMd, which was Mant V at one time nnd free at others. Some time t pained me to void it, nnd aculn it was almost impossible to do so at all. Fi nally 1 Iwrhii to pass clear blood nccom innled witlithugrcatesthtraln imdnRony." No lees than SiO eminent physicians at tended Mr. FurbuKli at various times, but not ono of them could help him. llo was near death's door. And yet liu nays: "I urn nllvo and well to-day, wholly through tho wonderful iMvcrof limit's Jiemctly which took mi! from tho verge of tho grave." This (Irent Hemedy iboUiMy cures nil Kidney, Liver and Urinary DIscus.es. 1'or Snlo by nil Denier. C. N. CUITTKNTON.t-Jonertil Agent, 115 l'ulton St., X. Y. -iJ i.f im.Mrt to 1e urtr'f Krmrtlf Cn yv.-. U. S. STANDARD SCAE IlKLlVKItKll Free of freight on 'M daya trial. xiirranted fl years, only $37. Oivo iib u iriul mid wo will convince ou thut ourS:ulo In the moat aimplo, rcliahlu and durable manu'aolured. Address V. V. IIOFKJMA.V A Kent. Aliiiui.v. Or. Or. SPINNEY s Dr. Spinney & Co.Saffi N ER VOU.8 "Wa'rffif; dency, tic., due toexceaaea or abuae, cured. YOUNC MPWeiiJferlniifrom the effnete JLY v V, TT . vt yoiitlifuUotllea or India cretlon enonld avail themwivea of our troBtmijnt, A punitive euro guaranteed In every caws, HniMllB, Urinary and Venereal Dlwnneu oil unnatunj die chargea, promptly and safely cured. MIDDLE-AGED MENK?;: and restored to healthy vlior, . fll.1' J eraona unablo to .visit tie may be treated atttiplr bomea, by commpondenoe. Atndlclnna an iri.tructlona aent by mall orexprrm. C'onaultatlon r ive. Bend cent In atampt for 1 he Yonnc Maul t rlcnd or Uuldu to Wadloclc wIluani BECK & SON, - WIIOLKHSLK AND HKTAIL IlKALKIlK tM - GUNS AND SPORTING GOODS Wp anlute mnm uU1lnolt- at, i i i n . '-."J " nviiuniuiiimu iii Carriage than a friend on foot. FINK Fishing Tackle, Foot Halls, lloxlng Olovex, Indian Clutw. MaskH, Folia. CHICHESTER'S ENGLISH PENNYROYAL PILLS. nco caoaa diamond brand. A Th..l r.Ubli,l abd iur. Vmdtt, ins ulaaaeM II r ulUs La i ... M-ftld Take n othen All plll U ltrJ buxas ita Dlck vraDMra ara diRarrsui rauatrrftlta. Hd4 4c (ilnDvulur par. tWulr,, uailaMlala, U., aud "lUllff fur La4lea,ii UUf, lf rs-tara aaalL lklkOTUlkMbCsKa4iMa asw ralUk, ra. rmvK iblafllllorsalj. NatViaFk 4lt, aik UnifxtM (urvClO I flraad, to red, G alJ IUi tlua rlltua. V Rkwaho If von nave au Old Horn that ncedl healing, and that other remedied havo failed to heal; or a breaking out or itching of thearalp or body, or a Doll, Hum, Cut, or any ailment for which a Halve la xultahle, buy a 'ZVcent box ol Mexlruu Halve, which la Warranted to Cure when everytlilntcelae falls. If uot kept by your druintint aend i'i cents Iu atampi to J. C. DKMENT, AgU, Aatoria, Or., uud receive a box by mall. 1 prescribe and fully en. dorat. Jtljr (1 aa the only kperlflc for Ihe certain cur of tills dlaeaae. U.ll.l.NdltAlf AM.M D, Aiuaterdam, Nt V, We have sold Dig (J for many yeara, and .t ha riven ttin beat of aatla larnnn. D. It. DYCIIF.fO., Chlcaru. 1IL 1.00. Sold by Druk-Klata, to oari. ATafafaWBaaraaiMa' al taW WgW aaaaa Bulatua. " El MrdaalrktU ltllltiU CilKkal Oa. TrUateBaal Wi-aterii Agents for A. G. Spaldiog 4 Bros'. UASK HAMi UUOD.S Ilioycles, Veloclpeitea, Tiicyulea. 103 at 107 Meroiul Mt.. I'ortluud, Or. H1UM II HTOKKH Itlreraldr Ai RpolcAne Fklla, W T.. W HUU Ht.,Halm. r CURE FITS! I do not mean merely to atop them for a time and then bate them return atalu. 1 tneau a radio! cum. 1 ban made the iUW ul rm, criLKPaV or FAtL ISO hivknum allfe-lunc atujjr, I warrant tuy rMueily to cum the worst camst. Ileeauae othera hate failed la no reaaon for not now reoeUuiva cure. Hud atonoe fcjr a treatlae and a free botUe of uy lufalllUe rtdnedj, Uire Klpreat and l'nat Offloe. 11 (I. ItUOl' M O. lsJIWIHt., New York. MM allavy!r HOW TO ACT I ADVICE fill I n5iT .ri.MCr rfrrvou. Uoblllly, ir- Restored v malure im'Jinr, atan r a uiUag rrfrm liMUMraUwa.ciiMMsa, fe iirtd wltlioutMluw ii rua-Kiuar, ir . HI Mi .HON TRtATMflT, N. P. N. U. No. KM-H.-.P. N. U. No. b7l Nnvn That NwrrtHJIrl ! i P"?' 1,t.h", "Utlful Klrl fade and droop into Invalidism or alnk hit-an early crave for n ant . pf timely care at the moat critical ataee of ler life. Dr. j'len e' Favorite l-rescrlotloti will Ud In rcKUlytliiK her health and establishing it 111 & Arm tlASllt O, lit torn. ...... I.. . . p.tv iivr uniii ill chronic kUflVrlug and consequcut uuIikpiiIuckk. A more pleasant physic You never will mil Than I'lerce's small "relicts," The 1'urKative kind. 1r,MC,l?iii0.llPib?iIy.wortl' 'r .lhsu yourself, and !ancic!l yU BrL' 'r "ir,,ia"5u JJ USE Conmiiniptlnii Mirely Cured. ! To the KriiTnn'I'lo... i.,f. ,1,:: i v . i.iiu.iii jimr rvauer that I have n unsltlv. rM.,..t.. r... . I nameil dlscane. My It tlmclv use ti.nii,,,.i of hopeless cases have been permanently cured. I shall be glad to send two bottles of my rtme- I dy frkk to any of your reader) who have con- , tllmnt nn If tlm.. ...Ill ....... " mi.X' . "t"" meir express and postoftlce address. ResiHctfully, i. a. bi.ui;u.m. ai. u.. lsi rearl at., New York. At natiootsTsi and rKALr.as. THI CHARLES A. V0CELER CO., Biltlmtrt.aK. Orators Ho M ho Is nevttr viitlt,-..r rlll.w I.. ..... , . as he Imairlues. The neniillnrltv nt n, .l.v,i r.i..i.. 1 ""IMiiiiaiaacH ngui on tins ftrf ami .-...i.i.-. in UIUI.IIUK mm iiiaKCN inein nitre a, snoir. nnd nt tin, uninii fit,,., tl . . the clothes, and make them keep clean xinvts your crtctsr Older It- say no Cure for Con autntitlon is TIIK 1IKST for keetHurf the voice clear. 'J. cents. fl aw to H n rtay. Hamples worth mt.lli JSu KlthK. Mnes not under horses' feet Write Itri Hster Murety Keln Holder 'o Holly, .tllrh. $160 PER MONTH And cximnes to represent tho Pacilif Land and Loan Co. In this county, llest of references reoulrcd Ap ply at Home OtHce. Klooil lliillilluc. Nun KruiielHeo. C'nl, iMOUiiwill. rianoaj Trordett Onana. band hutnunentV Laraaat Thv Hicrmka for hiriHkfa-t. took of Bhoe) MiiaTo and llooka. Ilanda auccUed al Kaatern IMom. MATTKIAH ORAY OO.. t foat THRESHING ENGINES. WE ARE CLOSINC OUT OUR STOCK or - THRESHING ENGINES, AND Are Offering First-Class New Engines at Half Price. II. Write for Description and l'rlces. CO. MACHINERY AND SUPPLIES, 20 & 28 N. First Street. Portland, Oregon. lfYou Are Sick With Headache, NcurolKia, Khi.unmtism Dyspep. o, juuousncss, inooa Humors, Kidney Disease, Couetipatlon, Female Troubles, Fever uud Acue, Sleepkwneiw, 1'artlal Tarnlysls, or Xenons lYos- tration, use raine'a Celery Compound and lie cured. In each of these thu cau.se is mental or physical overwork, unxiety, oxjiosure or malaria, tho cfll'Ct or which is to vtruken the nervous tyt,. tern, resulting in one of these diseases. Iicmovo tho caI'hk with that great Ncrvu Tonic, and the kehult wiildlsapiiear. Paine's Celery Compound Jas. I.. IIowh.v. Sprlnglleld, Mass., write.: 41 1'alne s Celery t'oiuisiund cannot he exi-elled ns Rcne Toule. In my ciu-e a sIiikIo bottle wrought u went uliungo My ncrviiusucsa entiri'ly dlsnpia'aro.1, and ulth It tho n'Stililui; nllcction of the s-tomitch, heart aud liver, and tho wholo tone of the sj-Ktem was wonderfuilv invloratei). I Icll my friends, If sick as 1 have been, Taine's Celery Comiouiid Will Cure You! Sold by dniKirLsUi. Ji ; tlx for $5. Irepared only hj VfuLXB, KicUAHimoN .t Ca, Uurllngton, VU For the Aged, Nervous, Debilitated, j I ipl Wnrmntwl In mini- mnm nnA.1. I . i dyes over made, and to kIvo moro brilliant and durable colors. Ask lor tho Uitwunut, and taka no other. FOR IO A Dress Dyed A Coat Colored D uuriucmn nuilEWUU l r-cai-src A Child can use them! Unequalled for nil Fancy nnd Art Work. At dnik'iilstH nnd Merchant, live ltmlr iwo WELLS, RICHARDSON L CO,, Props., Burlington,' Vf m mm aaaaaaaaBEmiatll Wm& WjM.ZTKt mKMmkZ 't (H Wm mAm M I KBmmmmj LHalHaaaaHkiaaBaaBaflrflMtU mm Li-fw..,.m.Oini':"'i?AWd3R!-..- Ibsoloterr Fin. " PM i 'Miir vlnimtri1rt FlafamWrfa,''r ' T" IPAROEE'S mimm iPtnnrrc :mm REMEOT iakci err aii iJicccwirr I toe ilea ?WfH 6t irati4urv.M Dr. Parle's Reieifj The Great Cure - FOR INDIGESTION AND CONSTIPATION. IPARDEE'S IUTEI! REMEDY AMD CrCAT ULCcorunirr Irniccti-crj. priipntolt liitatACDttl I'.MITlt St HI I A Regulator of the Liver Kidneys. i A SPIJCIl'IG l'OIt Scrofula, Rheumatism, i Salt Rheum, Neuralgia, j And all other blood nnd Skin Diseases. IPAROEE'S ItEltBUO REWEDY1 Pdlrl'tO.It tfilitooa-ai CUXBP1TE0 ANU CTTI 31080 FM PfflCWTJDO PRiriUa.ll nmlitOEattaj' m i-rtnaa It li ii x)Hitlti ftiru for all lliowo I'nliifnl, Utillcuto Oomiiliilntri arid coiniilkruliHl troiibliw and "WVakntmsoH common uiiioiij; our WJvoh, MotluiM and DuughtorH. Tlio tiruct irt immoillalo and laHtinjj. Two or tlmtu down of Ir. Pardfo'M ICint!ly (aki'ii dully koopn tliu Mood t-ool, tho Jivur und kldnovH active, and will -tirnly timdicuito from tho Kyntom all tracer! of Koroula, .Salt Ithoiim, or any other form of blood diwiUHo. No incdlciiie over introduevd in tliin countr)' han met with Htieh ready nalo, nor Klven mieh univereul Hatinfiiction whenever used uh that of Ir. Iarduo'H Itvuicdy. Thi remedy Iiuh been tiKod in tho hoHpItaln throurhotit tho old world for tho junt twenty-flvo yearn, an u HjKXrlllo for tho above dlheaHOH, and it Iiuh und will euro when all other HO-callcd remodluH fa'J. Send for iumthlot of toltiinonblrt from Hioho who havo Ixien cured by its nw. DnigglHtH w.ll it ut $1.00 jwr bottle. Try it and bo oMivincod. laawMaa MAl'VyAOTUVJU) UV Pardee Medicine Compaq, Rochester, N. Y. EE PARDE lEUBflUO REMEOr And crcAi 3LC00 rimrFi ;rn:ccLcgJ PMPlfto'El lunliuixol IRI CELEeFlTEO REMEDY AND -OTA1 siOMfiwrel bjii PAROEE'S LL1IIE0 REMEDY I AM) OftATI Ltl.OU aMrWt it rwaiitlcMU