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About The Oregon scout. (Union, Union County, Or.) 188?-1918 | View Entire Issue (July 18, 1889)
f YOUNG RANNEY'S EXPEDIENT. Iloir the Ei-Cong-rc sstnan Got Ahead of Ills Brother. Ex-Congressman A. A. Uanney, of Massa chusetts, has n dry humor, which often loses Its effect by reason of its owner's preter natural solemnity of mien. Peoplo have fre quently been known to guffaw heartily In the streets over some remembered remark of tho witty lawyer, which, on account of the way it was uttered, did not at tbotime strike them as at all funny. When tho ex-congressman was a boy ho was noted for his obsti nacy and originality. Ho did not strive to bo original. lis was built that way. His father couldn't get along any better with him than other jieople, Tho old gentleman was often bothered by tho boy's strungo ways. Young Uanney didn't ossimllato with his schoolfellows, nor did ho oven tako much 6tock in his brothers. Fato and his mother, however, made him and ouo of his brothers occupy the same bed. The brother is now a distinguished physician of this city, but then he was one of the worst kickers mortal boy ever had for a t-edfellow. Ho kicked In his sleep likoa bucking pony, and many a mark did ho leave on tho future congressman. In vain did A A. rebel against his fate. The maternal edict had gone forth, and thero was no efecajxi Ono bitter winter's night, about midnight, tho paternal Ilanney wus awakened by a tremendous hammering above stairs, sounding ns if it came from his sons' room. Tho circumstancowas alarming, and, putting his bare feet in a pair of slippers. Father Kanney hastened up stairs in his night shirt. Tho light of the cold winter moon, which shown through tho windows, treated him to tho spectacle of his black sheep on tiis knees on tho floor beside tho bed, hammering u pieco of board into tho side of tho couch. "Halloa, therel" roared tho irato jiarent "What aro you doing?" Young Ambroso raised his eyes, but did not desist from his work until ho had com pleted it to his satisfaction. Crossing over to that side of tho bed tho father saw with 6urpnso and anger that the boy had nailed the sheets under tho board, thus fastening them securely to tho sido of tho bed. "1 waut to keep thoso bedclothes over me," said tho boy, coolly. "Ho's always kicking them off," indicating his sleeping brother. Tho situation was too much for tho old gentleman, who, without another word, left fco think the matter over. Now York Sun. A Sajuclons Tramp. "Woman (to tramp) If 1 give you a nice dinner will you help mo put up somo patent self rolling window curtains? Tramp No, ma'am. I'll saw wood, carry in coal or dig post holes, but I wouldn't help n woman on window curtains if sho gave me a Delmouico spread. New York Sun. A Vast Field. "When I was In congress," said Hon. Mr. Mufty, of Ilaccoon Itidgo, "a certain pro fessor used to como miles to hear mo speak." "Ahl What was his name?-' inquired Professor Surtout, to whom tho eminent statesman had spoken. "Professor Tootles, of Baltimore," said Mr. Mufty. "I thought so," said Professor Surtout. "Ho lias since becomo celebrated as tho nu thor of 'Ten Thousand Mistakes in English Grammar.'" Chicago News. Not So roestwnt After All. "Did you have a good time on your vaca tion?" "Pretty fair. I visited somo friends nt their ctarming country home, Thoy have a great smooth lawn, dotted with trees, with plenty of seats und hammocks." "That must havo been glorious." "Well, it wasn't" "Why!" "My friend owns a lawn mower." Lincoln Journal. "Disturb Not tho Klnff." Millionaire (entering sanctum) Hal ha! old boy, how do you do today? Editor-in-Chief (in a whisper) 'S-sh I Don't speak so loud. Millionaire Why not? Editor-in-Chief Tho baseball reporter is writing his report in tho next room, and ho has just given mo orders that he is not to be disturbed either by callers or by noises. Bos ton Courier. Nothing to Show but Scars. Fred (to cliumi What luck, Charley? Con gratulations in order? Charley (faintly) Fred, sho told mo that she loves utiother. Fred (sympathetically) That's tough, Charley, after all your devotion. Charley Tough? Why, Fred, in tho past threo months her father's dog has bitten ma no less than soven times. New York Sun. Tho Itrlc-a-llrno Craze. Friend Is your daughter Jeunio as fond of bric-a-brao as over? Mother Fonder. P. Indeed? M. Yes. Sho has just married a baseball pitcher. Boston Courier. An Appropriate Motto, Dude Yeth, Mith Fanny, I've got a family cwest, but what would you suggeth for a motto? Miss Fanny The best motto for you, I think, would be: There Is room at the top. Tas Sittings. A Graphlo Simile. TheJoggins raft is described as looking like "a big cigar drawn through the water by two steam tugs." Any ony who has ever seen a big cigar drawn through tho water by two steam tugs will know at once what the raft looks like, Boston Transcript. An Kxcuso. "I say, Clara, aro you going to Mrs. Shun by' iu that dress?" "Certainly. Why not?" "Isn't it rather r 'loud r" "Ob, well, that doesn't matter Mrs. Shunby's as deaf as u post." Judy. Human Nature In a NuUhclL. That lueky man would be happy if he wasn't always afraid Ida luck would chasg. Judja. " "SWEET HOME" "There is no place like home" runs the old sonir, and we know now true it is. Go where we will encounter men in whatever circumstances we may we shall bo apt to find that a reference lo their homes will immediately secure their uttnnfmti nml will trivet vin frtrr itt tltisii- ui(.iiituii itv iiiu nv miu uuut iu uiui ! eves. The impressions made in the home are lastinp. A mother's words never pass from the mind. A father's counsel re mainb fresh so long as life lasts. The last benediction of parental love and so licitudc with what tenacity it clings to the memory when almost all else lias uone. How important, therefore, that the home he maintained in tact as lonir as ixossible a haven of loviiiu counsel, of peace and joy to tho growinj: children. How sad when death invades, when the fire noes out on the hearthstone and the family is scattered. What the children lose liy the death of a parent only those realize who havo grown up without that lovo and advice which a parent alone can bestow. No doubt, tens of thousands of parents have found premature graves, who might have lived years of usefulness, had they hut known what was sapping their strength, and slowly but surely pushing them into the grave. There aro tens of thousands of parents to-day in agonv ot mind through fear of deatli from kidney disease, who do not know they aro doctoring only symptoms such as "wakefulness, nervousness, a splendid feeling one day and an all-gone one another, dropsy, weak heart action, ,wr,.i,.;.i ;,.i-i,. ,,.,;,. f PHI lllliuu III, llvlliilipUi) laiviL tif'i nil etc., while the real trouble, is ioisoned blood caused by diseased kidneys. Un less purified with Warner's Safe Cure they will just as surely die, as though poisoned with arsenic. If you aro siidering as described, and have been for any length of time, you are, unless you get relief right speedily, stricken with death, whether you know it or not. Doctors publicly admit that they can not cure advanced kidney disease ; they are too bigoted to use Warners Safe Cure because it is an advertised remedy ; con sequently, unless you use your own good judgment, secure and use Warner's Safe Cure, a specific which has proved itself in tens of thousands of cases to be all it is represented, your home, through your death, will bo broken up and your loved ones deprived of that which money can not purchase or friends supply. Already too manv loving parents, noble kind and true, "have gone down to premature graves through ignorance of their condition, and the bigotry of prysi-' cians. It is time to cry a halt, and we beg of you, for tho love you bear your homo and the duty you owe yourself, to give this matter "yojir careful and con scientious consideration. LITERARY NOTEo. "Mr. Tangier's Vacation" is tho titlo of tho Rev. E. E. Halo's now novel. Of tho Bagster Bibles James Pott & Co. havo sold over two million in this country. "King Solomon's Mines" has been num bered with u German series of books of scien tific travel. Tho most nstounding salo of a now book in recent years was 2o0,000 copies of tho "Mys tery of ii Hansom Cab," by Fergus Hume, which were disposed of in a few mouths. Louisvillo is trying to get Barney Oilligan. Now they call Jolm Ward "Helen's Baby." A. J. Reach says tho roofing over tho field seats on tho Philadelphia grounds spoiled u f3,000 bill. This is tho first year since 18S4 that tho St. Louis Browns havo not boon iu tho lead of tho American association by this timo of tho -ear. Gilks is tho most valuablo nil round player in the Cleveland club. Ho handles flies in. tho field equal to the best of them, plays nt third with skill, can pitch a flno gamo, and in a pinch is a right good man to havo behind tho bat. An exceedingly brilliant brooch Is a butter fly in transparent, highly colored enamels. Tho insect is shown in a sido view and tho brighter dots in its wings aro admirably counterfeited by diamonds, pearls and rubies. Small green garnets, turquoises and pearls aro used in combination on smaller brooches of tho same design, and tho effect is striking and artistic Jeweler's Weekly. PLAYS AND ACTORS. RIstori is thinking of going on tho stago again. Pntti continues her great success in Buenos Ayres. Tho Russian troupe which plays on twenty four pianos at onco is coming to London. "Evangelino" will bo sent on a sixteen weeks' tour of tho fur west in September. Joseph Jefferson has engaged Emma Va iers and Edwin Varrey for his next company. M. B. Leavitt will produco tho burlesque of "Monte Cristo, Jr.," in San Francisco, early in July. Philadelphia will havo twenty-seven the atres when tho two now in process of erec tion aro completed. I inlcsorvci.il y l.uu-jlieil At. The unthinking are prone to make game of nervousness. Yet tills Is a very real and torious ulUlctkm. the lmrriissliig symptoms of which ure rendered all the more poignant by ridicule. The stomach is usually responsible for these somp toms its weakness mid ilUonlcr 11ml a reflex In tlio brain, which Is the, headiiurtrterH of the ner vous system. As u nerve tonic ami tranquilizer, we believe tliut not one ran be pointed out so effective ns Ilostetter's stoumcli Hitters. In re newing vigorous digestion, it strikes the key note of recoery of strength und quietude by the nerves, lleuilaclies, tremors In quiet sleep, abnormal sensitiveness to unexpected noises nil these modify and ultimately disappear as the system gains strength from the great tonic. Dyspepsia, biliousness rheumatism, constipa tion and kidney complaints ure subdued by the Hitters. .Happiness Is u rondslde llower growing on the highways of usefulness. White. Elephant of Slam, Lion of Eng land, Dragon of China, Crt8 of Swltzer, land, Banner of 1'ernia, Crescent of Egypt Double Eagle of Russia, Star of Chili, The Circle of Japan, Harp of Erin. To net these, buy a box of the genuine Dit. C. McLank's Cku:wiatki) Livkk 1'ii.i.s, price 2d cent, and mull utt the out side, wrapper with your address, plainly written, and i cent in stamps. V e will then mall you the above list with an ele gant packugg of olographic and chro matic tards. Fm-'mivgHuos., PmsiiDiio, Pa. I'lie moral leu-nit of society li virtue, It unites uud pres-trrvt-, while vice swpHrutes and destroys. The country li Hooded with poor Imitations of ul ot North Carolina Plug Cut Hinoklng Tobttoeo," It is a good thing to be aWe.to !tf go the ! fur the caktt of the greater. C'oiiMiiiiipttoii Surely till red. To thk Kditor: l'lease Inform your readers that I have a positive remedy for Uie abovo named disease. Hy its timely use thousands of hopeless case? have been permanently cured. I shall bo glad to send two bottles of my reme dy free to auy of your readers who have con sumption If they will send mo their express and postofllce address. Kespi c fully, T. A. SLOCUM, M. C., 181 IVnrl st., New York. The greatest loss of time that I know of is to count the hours. SAFE AND KFFECTIVE. BitANniiirni'.s Pii.ls are the safest and most effective remedy for Indigestion, Ir regularity of the HowcU, Constipation Hiiiousnc!s, Headache, Dizziness, Malaria, or any disease arising from an impure state of the blood. They have been in uso in this country forover 'Ifty years, and the thousands of unimpeachable testimonials from tho-e who have used them, and their constantly incrrn-dng side, is inc introvert I'do evidence that they perform all that is claimed for them. Hhaxduktu's Pills are purely veget able, absolutely hnrmless and Miifo to take at any time. Sold in every drug and medicine store, cither plain or s igar-coated. Men say of women what they please; women do with men what pleases them. A aiOTIIItK'M I.OVK SAVKS II Kit ti:x YKtlt OI.I Cllll.O. My little girl, ten years of age, had Ilrlght's disease. Her ankles, feet and eyes were terribly swolen. j'onrof our best physicians nttended her, but her life was despaired of. A mother's love surmount all dlnicultU", and I determined to trv Dr. David Keundy's Favorite Itemed), made at Hondout. X. V. ilrlght's dlseae' How hnppv I am that 1 determined upon this course for one by one the well-kuown symptoms of the disene left her. Words fall to exptesi my gratitude, and I cannot too earnestly recom mend the l'avorlte itemed). Her recovery was entlrelv due to the Favorite remedy, which was the only medicine taken after her ene was abandoned by the physicians Mrs. Laura A. Kcmptou, West ltutlnnil, Vermont. Dlt. Kes.nedyV Kavouitk Kk.mkdv, made at Hondout, X. Y. l;fi for; Send for book, how to cure Kidney, Liver and lllood disorders. rarrv the radiance of vour soul iu your face; let the world huo the benefit of it. Old Time iSmolcoivs tt nu nnuti u uutt iiuu linen iiiu,, nuu n, cannot be fooled by a poor immitatlnu of the well-known "Seal of North Carolina" Plug Cut Tobacco. 1M. 1. ...... ,! li.!.... 1 It Hear in maul that the genuine' beat costs you no more titan (he man; trashy ..i i i i yiuy cms ijiiw suiiw miners eui i y. See that you get the Seal of North Caro it i ...in . . i ..n 1 1. . i J 1 II (l, aJHl)UU till! MllUI-U I1U Ullll'l lUlNLU u FOR THE BLOOD! HwlIVs Specific cared m of Cnncer, which w; hereditary, for ray father died of Cancer. My cu resisted all other treatment, In luct grew worse all the time. 1 left otl'ull other remedies, and took r. r. n. M ilieu jorceu out ims "'sun iiiuu my nysxem was cleansed, when the t'uncer healed, not even ltrnVfltir ti uli.M Xfi.l 11. It... l...li n .-..oil,.... JliiH. Imimia K. Dkkiian, Danson, (lu Sept. "II, h3. Send for Treatise on Cancer and lllood Disease; mailed free. HW1KT HI'KCIFIC CO., Drawer a, Atlanta, (la. M. L. BRITTAN, write your wife, 827 lyth St., San Francisco, Cal. FINE RUBBER mMPSM!:K!l?KS and Pencil Prints, name and address, ; Self Inker Prints, also business, iiOc complete. Cir culars 'Jc. Western .Novelty Co., VU7 Clay St., San Francisco, t'al. FCURE FIT 8! I do not mran merely to stop tliem for a time mid thun hurt) tliem return atridn I mean a radical cure 1 have inude tue illscasu of KITH, KI'II-ki-rV or KAI.I. i.no BK KNfcHs u life-long study I h arrant my remedy to cure tho worst canes, llecause others have fallwlls no reason (or not no receiving n euro. Send utonce fcir a treatise and a freo littl of uiy Infallible remedy, (live lxireti and Post Oltice. II O. HOOT M. O. 183 Pearl St.. New York THE VAN MONCISCAR .PRIVATE DISPENSARY. NOS. 133 and 134 TIIIHI) STICK KT, Portland, Oregon. Is the only Private Dis pensary In i'urtlaml or ou the North eat Coast, here iatlenta are succeas ftillytreatcd furall NKUV Ot H, CllltONIO AND I'ltlVATK DIHKAHKH In young or old, single or married, such hi LOST MANHOOD, Nervous debility, seminal losses, failing ineiucry, syphilitic eruptions, ef feiU of mercury, kidney uud bladder troubles, gon orrhea, gleet, stricture eto. CONSULTATION I'ltlSK, ItKWAitt) if you have an Old Hore thnt needs hculiuK, anil (hut other remedies have failed to heal; or u breaking out or ltcliliiK of the scalp or body, or a Poll, Hum. ( nt, or any ulliiuut for which u Halve Is suitable, buv a r-ccnt box o Mexican Halve, which Is Warranted to Cure when cverylhlnirel6e falls. If not kept by yourdruKKlst tend zri cents Iu stamps to J. ( . DiiMKNT, Act., Astoria, Or., und receive u box by mull. WILLIAM ECK & SON, - WHOLESALE ANIl IllTAII JiKALKliS IN GUNS AND SPORTING GOODS, FiBhinETacklo, Foot Hulls. Jloxing fl loves. Iudiun ( lulix. Masks. Kolls. V bt or n Agent for 1 41 (1 ll f ll t A. ii. Miiiini! a im .-fi HASH IIALiaioO)'a:-2iSS' HlevohM. VelociowloH. TrlotcIuM. 1(13 A. 107 hierond HL l.'ot iluiid. Or. HHAM H UTtiltKit ItivtrsUe Av , H-wkaiw Falta, n.T.'M HUUO' Miina N. P. N, U. No. 281-S F. N. U. o. 358 CONhUMl'lION CUltCI), i An old physician, retired from practice, hav-J in.t..,ih.nAi i,. hi. ti.,.,1. i... A.. i...... t....i UK nan ,inv.v4 in ills iiniitin u(i nil i-.nl lllllln mlssloimry the formula of n simple vegetable remedy for the speedy and permaueut cure of Consumption, llronchitls, Catarrh, Asthma, and all Throat and LutiR AllVctloiis. also a posi tive and radical cure for Nervous Debility and all Nervous Comtdalnts, after bavin-? tested Its wonderful curame jowers In tlHUiands of cases, has felt It his duty to make It known to his suflVrlu; fellows. Actuated hy this motive and a desire to relieve human suHVrlnff, I will send free of charsr, to all who desire It, this re cipe, In (lerman, French or KtiRllsh, with full directions for preparing and uslnc. Sent bv mall by addressing with stamji, namluE this paper, W. A. Noyks, ii IWcr iJftct, kochti- It Is not what we Intend, hut what we do, that makes us useful. "llrnwn'N llronclilnl TrocliCH" will re lieve llronchitls, Asthma, Catarrh and Throat Diseases. Tht Orkmka for brcnJcfaat. Its superior excellence proven In millions of homes for more than u quarter of a century. It Is used by the United Htates (loverunient. Kndorst-d by the heads ot the (Ireat Unlversilieii as ttiu Htrnnges t, l'uress and most Healthful. Dr. Trice's Cream Hakim; 1'ciwdiT does not contain Anxuonla, I.lme or Alum. Sold only lu cant. VHIOK 1IAKINO roWDKK en, NKW YOltK. CHICAGO. HAN KltANCIBCO. FREE by return mall, lull descrlptlvo clrculnra ot MOODY'S NEW TAILOR SYSTEM Of CRESS CUTTING. Any lady of ordi nary lutelllccnco can easily and quickly learn to cut and muko auy garment, In tny stylo to any measure, for lady or child. Address MOODY & CO., Cincinnati, 0. OTho BUYERS GUIDE is issuod March and Hopt., each your. It Is an onoy clopodia of usoful infor mation for all who pur ohaso tho luxuries or tho nocossitios of lifo. Wo can olotho you and furnish you with all tho nocossary and unnooossary oppiiancoa to rldo.wulk, danco, sloop, cat, flBh, hunt, work, go to church, or stay at homo, and in variotiB sizos, styles and quantiUos. Just flguro out what is roquirod to do all thoso things COMFORTABLY, and you can make a fair estimato of tho valuo of tho BUYERB' GUIDE, which will bo sont upon recoipt of 10 conts to pay postago, MONTGOMERY WARD & CO. 111-114. Michigan Avonuo, Chicago, 111. EVER-READY DRESS STAYS, Manufactured from MS EST HWEISO PTKKL, KUbber (.outeii, saline nun atiu i overeu. GUARANTEED Not to Kltst, llreak or Split. Stitched to tho Beams, mi pockets or not irons required. A ITItMVI 1IKWAUE of worlh OAU I lUfM. Icsh imitatloiiK. Hee that" KVKK HKADY" is stamped on the back ol each Slay. THE EVER-READY EXTENDERS Are made of the nimo mitterlal, with elastic onus ami jiiickics. -Ask for the KVKlt UKADVS tays and Kx teuden, and take no other. ItltOIVN' MKT.NKIt Af,'litH, fiar. .V.nrliet Struct, H. I'. A BIG SHOW Smith's Cash Store, 410 Front St., 8. F., Oal, largest general dealers west of the Mississippi Rirer. Dry Goods, Notions, Hosiery, Under wear; Wall Paper, Stationery, lllaukets, Bed ding; Hoots, and Shoes; Canned Goods, Dry fruits; Woodeu, Tin, Crockery, Glass .QranlU. and Ilardvraro. Meat, Flih, Provisions, Houey, drain, Feed, Groceries, Pure Spices, Seeds, Be ans; Drags, Medeclnei; Clocks, Ammunition, Rubber aoods, Tents, and quantities of other goods at lowest prices for Cash only. Bend 3 a tamp for full list by first mall, and learn how to Uts cheap and well at small cost; 32 yean is hslneii Customers in every County west erf tka Hoc Icy Monntalni, and many rUuwhar. (is, spinney: Dr. Spinney & Co. NERVOUS MWaVffif: ft ilcncy, kc, duo to excesses or ahusccurej, YOUNfi MPN snfferlnefrom tho c!Tect Yu'-1, 'V! ctyjutlifulfoltles or nulls rretlon should avail therin-cUcH ot onr trrntinpiit, AiiositivueuruL'tinranUi'd In every case, Hyphllls, Urinary nml Venrenl Ilncnrca nil untiuturiLl dls- charges, promptly and salelj? cured. MIDDLE-AGED MENKffiffl t"?f KldnrT or UladdeT, Weak Ilck, Norvoix Debility, Wastmu of Hoxil-f HtrcuKth. etc.. cured ona rrstorcd to liiuUliy vitfor. li, II. I'ersoriH uimhla to visit ns rrmy 1 t routed at their homes, by corrcspondenco. Jdi'dlclnrs am instructions writ liy mull or eipri-M. C'ousultutloL reu. HeiiiM cents In stumps lor 'iLe Vounjf iluu'l t rlend or U uld u to W odlock. WELL DRILLS FOR EVERY PURPOSE. Sold on Trial I lliretfmcnt insll. tirnflla lnua. html Wi ri- tmiliitii. lariro lilustrainl t'atitl l'iio wj'Ii fu.l imtlcuUrs. Ifurv uliu turtd jy J . A i tfii3irc'n ( '. A III J. like, Nt. l.i I (. .111. H A1DV PAfPQI M riuin' Depilatory ill U 1 I ilUlJU . I'usle i KHiunteod to re move hair uud cheek Its laowth. by mail, heud 2o ttumn for Ixtok "How In !) Uuautlful," Muh. UiiitViiMK Oiuium, "JJeuuty Doctur," 21 Powell St., Isuu Fruuoltco. pure: Jfc GARMENTS k u II i m .... . .. piill FOR C3ll. IE3 JT JST - At Drvoci'-t anp Deai rns. THE CHARLES A. VOQELER CO., Dilllmori. US. l to JSH n iluy. Samples worth $4.15 fcil KltKK. Lines not under horses' feet. Write llr.-ss utor Surety Jtcln Holder o Holly. .Illcli. THE FRIEND'S ADVICE. "Don't Rivo up, my poor, pick friend, AVhllo tlicro's life thoro'8 hope, 'tis said; Sicker persons often mend ; Titnu to give up when you're dead." These letters stand for 'Goltlen retlical Discovery' (Dr. Pierce's), tho greatest nutritive, tonic nmi blood-purifier of the afie." "Yon have been told that consumption is incurable; that when the lungs are attacked by this malady, which Is scrofula alleetlng tho lungs and rotting tliem out, the sulTerer is past all help, and the end is a mere question of time. You have noted with alarm the unmistakable, symptoms of the disease; you have tried all manner of so-called cures iu vain, and you aro now despondent ami preparing for the worst. Hut 'don't give up the ship' while Dr. Pierce's Golden Jlctlical Discovery remains untried. Jt is not a cure-all, nor will it perform miracles, but it is guaranteed to benefit or cure Consumption, if taken iu timo and given a fair trial, or money paid for it will bo protnply refunded. Copyright, 18S8, by Woitt.n's Disiminbarv Medical Association, Proprietors, $500 REWARD, Catarrh Itemedy of their how- bad or of mv himr Btnndinir, that they which thoy cannot uuto. Komcdy W cents, Spring Disorders Shattered nerves, tired bruin, lmpuro blood, dobllltated system, all aro tho natural out como In tho Spring'. A mcdlclno must bo usod, and nothing cquuls I'alno's Colory Oom pouiul. Wo let others pralso us you cannot help believing a dlslu tcrcstcd party. nrtijndler-ticncriil V. f Oreenloaf, nurlliifr tou, Vu, wriaa: "I havo used I'alno's celery Compound on several occasions, and always with benefit. Last spring, lielntf very much run down atid dclalltutcd, I commenced taking It. Two bottles made mo feel llko a new man. As u general tonio and sprint; medicine I do not know ot Its etjutd." ,iXAlni. IT IS EASY TO CLOTHING For VEen and. I3oys at "THE HASTINGS," Lick Houso Block, San Francisco. 27 "ifoars in present location. I prescribe and folly n. dorse II I c (J as the only specific lorthecertalncure of this disease. O.U.INOHAIIAM.M. D., Amsterdam, N. Y. Wp have sold DIr O for many years, and It has rCnm t a B to S DATS.H VlBssroU4 Bt Wfm MSMBtrttUr. Ea xra.tibyUi UUItui Ciialkl Ol civen ine oest ot satis faction. D.II.DYCITEACO., Chicago, III. 81.00. Bold by Druggists. Tr4. OT3 T TT TWT nnd MORPHINE xr JL U JHL antidotes. Dr. Weathcrby's Antidotes, In uso 17 years. Special Morphine Habit Cure also. Corres pondence Confidential. Call on or address J. J. AIKEN. Manager, Koom St. Ann's Build liiK. San Francisco. OICirifJHI,,tni, Gatilnr. ltoonlah PtaDos; Ilurdstt Orjs, band Instruments. La erst i .took of Hhwt Music ut Uuoks. tlsads sarrlled St , KuUrn Frta.i. MATTHIAS nitAV OO.. SOfl Fost I Uik.. Bn FrnM "Purer, richer Wood you need; Strength and tono your system gnvo; This advico bo wiso nnd heed Tako tho G. M. D. und live." So coulldent aro "tho umniil'nctur ein of Dr. Sairo'a ability to euro Catarrh In tho Head, no mutter oiler, In koikI litith, tho abovo reward for u cos-? hy ilnigglbta. "I liavo used two bottles of your ralno-a Celery compouud, and it has clven entire sat isfaction us an apiictlzcr nnd blood puUllcr." T. L. Dehneii, Waturtown, Dakota. Paine's Celery Compound Is prescribed by physicians, recommended by druggists, endon-cd by ministers, praised by users, ami guaranteed by the manufacturers, as a spring mcdlclno which wilt do all that is claimed for 1C Uso It tills tjiruig, and sco how quickly it tones you up. Purifies the Blood. Full accounts of wonderful curw made hy I'alno's Celery Compound after other medicines nnd tho host phyblcluns had failed, sent free. There's nothing llko It. N fl.oo. Six for t3.oo. Druggists. M'I.lh, IticiiAttusoN li Co., llurlltigton, Vt. DYE WITH DIAMOND DYES Ohio. W Jlsrkl