The Oregon scout. (Union, Union County, Or.) 188?-1918, July 18, 1889, Image 3

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    f YOUNG RANNEY'S EXPEDIENT.
Iloir the Ei-Cong-rc sstnan Got Ahead of
Ills Brother.
Ex-Congressman A. A. Uanney, of Massa
chusetts, has n dry humor, which often loses
Its effect by reason of its owner's preter
natural solemnity of mien. Peoplo have fre
quently been known to guffaw heartily In
the streets over some remembered remark of
tho witty lawyer, which, on account of the
way it was uttered, did not at tbotime strike
them as at all funny. When tho ex-congressman
was a boy ho was noted for his obsti
nacy and originality. Ho did not strive to
bo original. lis was built that way. His
father couldn't get along any better with
him than other jieople, Tho old gentleman
was often bothered by tho boy's strungo
ways.
Young Uanney didn't ossimllato with his
schoolfellows, nor did ho oven tako much
6tock in his brothers. Fato and his mother,
however, made him and ouo of his brothers
occupy the same bed. The brother is now a
distinguished physician of this city, but then
he was one of the worst kickers mortal boy
ever had for a t-edfellow. Ho kicked In his
sleep likoa bucking pony, and many a mark
did ho leave on tho future congressman. In
vain did A A. rebel against his fate. The
maternal edict had gone forth, and thero was
no efecajxi Ono bitter winter's night, about
midnight, tho paternal Ilanney wus awakened
by a tremendous hammering above stairs,
sounding ns if it came from his sons' room.
Tho circumstancowas alarming, and, putting
his bare feet in a pair of slippers. Father
Kanney hastened up stairs in his night shirt.
Tho light of the cold winter moon, which
shown through tho windows, treated him to
tho spectacle of his black sheep on tiis knees
on tho floor beside tho bed, hammering u
pieco of board into tho side of tho couch.
"Halloa, therel" roared tho irato jiarent
"What aro you doing?"
Young Ambroso raised his eyes, but did
not desist from his work until ho had com
pleted it to his satisfaction. Crossing over
to that side of tho bed tho father saw with
6urpnso and anger that the boy had nailed
the sheets under tho board, thus fastening
them securely to tho sido of tho bed.
"1 waut to keep thoso bedclothes over me,"
said tho boy, coolly. "Ho's always kicking
them off," indicating his sleeping brother.
Tho situation was too much for tho old
gentleman, who, without another word, left
fco think the matter over. Now York Sun.
A Sajuclons Tramp.
"Woman (to tramp) If 1 give you a nice
dinner will you help mo put up somo patent
self rolling window curtains?
Tramp No, ma'am. I'll saw wood, carry
in coal or dig post holes, but I wouldn't help
n woman on window curtains if sho gave me
a Delmouico spread. New York Sun.
A Vast Field.
"When I was In congress," said Hon. Mr.
Mufty, of Ilaccoon Itidgo, "a certain pro
fessor used to como miles to hear mo speak."
"Ahl What was his name?-' inquired
Professor Surtout, to whom tho eminent
statesman had spoken.
"Professor Tootles, of Baltimore," said
Mr. Mufty.
"I thought so," said Professor Surtout.
"Ho lias since becomo celebrated as tho nu
thor of 'Ten Thousand Mistakes in English
Grammar.'" Chicago News.
Not So roestwnt After All.
"Did you have a good time on your vaca
tion?" "Pretty fair. I visited somo friends nt
their ctarming country home, Thoy have a
great smooth lawn, dotted with trees, with
plenty of seats und hammocks."
"That must havo been glorious."
"Well, it wasn't"
"Why!"
"My friend owns a lawn mower." Lincoln
Journal.
"Disturb Not tho Klnff."
Millionaire (entering sanctum) Hal ha!
old boy, how do you do today?
Editor-in-Chief (in a whisper) 'S-sh I Don't
speak so loud.
Millionaire Why not?
Editor-in-Chief Tho baseball reporter is
writing his report in tho next room, and ho
has just given mo orders that he is not to be
disturbed either by callers or by noises. Bos
ton Courier.
Nothing to Show but Scars.
Fred (to cliumi What luck, Charley? Con
gratulations in order?
Charley (faintly) Fred, sho told mo that
she loves utiother.
Fred (sympathetically) That's tough,
Charley, after all your devotion.
Charley Tough? Why, Fred, in tho past
threo months her father's dog has bitten ma
no less than soven times. New York Sun.
Tho Itrlc-a-llrno Craze.
Friend Is your daughter Jeunio as fond
of bric-a-brao as over?
Mother Fonder.
P. Indeed?
M. Yes. Sho has just married a baseball
pitcher. Boston Courier.
An Appropriate Motto,
Dude Yeth, Mith Fanny, I've got a family
cwest, but what would you suggeth for a
motto?
Miss Fanny The best motto for you, I
think, would be: There Is room at the top.
Tas Sittings.
A Graphlo Simile.
TheJoggins raft is described as looking
like "a big cigar drawn through the water
by two steam tugs." Any ony who has ever
seen a big cigar drawn through tho water by
two steam tugs will know at once what the
raft looks like, Boston Transcript.
An Kxcuso.
"I say, Clara, aro you going to Mrs. Shun
by' iu that dress?" "Certainly. Why not?"
"Isn't it rather r 'loud r" "Ob, well,
that doesn't matter Mrs. Shunby's as deaf
as u post." Judy.
Human Nature In a NuUhclL.
That lueky man would be happy if he
wasn't always afraid Ida luck would chasg.
Judja. "
"SWEET HOME"
"There is no place like home" runs the
old sonir, and we know now true it is.
Go where we will encounter men in
whatever circumstances we may we
shall bo apt to find that a reference lo
their homes will immediately secure their
uttnnfmti nml will trivet vin frtrr itt tltisii-
ui(.iiituii itv iiiu nv miu uuut iu uiui
! eves.
The impressions made in the home are
lastinp. A mother's words never pass
from the mind. A father's counsel re
mainb fresh so long as life lasts. The
last benediction of parental love and so
licitudc with what tenacity it clings to
the memory when almost all else lias
uone.
How important, therefore, that the
home he maintained in tact as lonir as
ixossible a haven of loviiiu counsel, of
peace and joy to tho growinj: children.
How sad when death invades, when the
fire noes out on the hearthstone and the
family is scattered. What the children
lose liy the death of a parent only those
realize who havo grown up without that
lovo and advice which a parent alone can
bestow.
No doubt, tens of thousands of parents
have found premature graves, who might
have lived years of usefulness, had they
hut known what was sapping their
strength, and slowly but surely pushing
them into the grave.
There aro tens of thousands of parents
to-day in agonv ot mind through fear of
deatli from kidney disease, who do not
know they aro doctoring only symptoms
such as "wakefulness, nervousness, a
splendid feeling one day and an all-gone
one another, dropsy, weak heart action,
,wr,.i,.;.i ;,.i-i,. ,,.,;,.
f PHI lllliuu III, llvlliilipUi) laiviL tif'i nil
etc., while the real trouble, is ioisoned
blood caused by diseased kidneys. Un
less purified with Warner's Safe Cure
they will just as surely die, as though
poisoned with arsenic.
If you aro siidering as described, and
have been for any length of time, you
are, unless you get relief right speedily,
stricken with death, whether you know
it or not.
Doctors publicly admit that they can
not cure advanced kidney disease ; they
are too bigoted to use Warners Safe Cure
because it is an advertised remedy ; con
sequently, unless you use your own good
judgment, secure and use Warner's Safe
Cure, a specific which has proved itself
in tens of thousands of cases to be all it
is represented, your home, through your
death, will bo broken up and your loved
ones deprived of that which money can
not purchase or friends supply.
Already too manv loving parents,
noble kind and true, "have gone down to
premature graves through ignorance of
their condition, and the bigotry of prysi-'
cians. It is time to cry a halt, and we
beg of you, for tho love you bear your
homo and the duty you owe yourself, to
give this matter "yojir careful and con
scientious consideration.
LITERARY NOTEo.
"Mr. Tangier's Vacation" is tho titlo of tho
Rev. E. E. Halo's now novel.
Of tho Bagster Bibles James Pott & Co.
havo sold over two million in this country.
"King Solomon's Mines" has been num
bered with u German series of books of scien
tific travel.
Tho most nstounding salo of a now book in
recent years was 2o0,000 copies of tho "Mys
tery of ii Hansom Cab," by Fergus Hume,
which were disposed of in a few mouths.
Louisvillo is trying to get Barney Oilligan.
Now they call Jolm Ward "Helen's Baby."
A. J. Reach says tho roofing over tho field
seats on tho Philadelphia grounds spoiled u
f3,000 bill.
This is tho first year since 18S4 that tho St.
Louis Browns havo not boon iu tho lead of
tho American association by this timo of tho
-ear.
Gilks is tho most valuablo nil round player
in the Cleveland club. Ho handles flies in.
tho field equal to the best of them, plays nt
third with skill, can pitch a flno gamo, and in
a pinch is a right good man to havo behind
tho bat.
An exceedingly brilliant brooch Is a butter
fly in transparent, highly colored enamels.
Tho insect is shown in a sido view and tho
brighter dots in its wings aro admirably
counterfeited by diamonds, pearls and rubies.
Small green garnets, turquoises and pearls
aro used in combination on smaller brooches
of tho same design, and tho effect is striking
and artistic Jeweler's Weekly.
PLAYS AND ACTORS.
RIstori is thinking of going on tho stago
again.
Pntti continues her great success in Buenos
Ayres.
Tho Russian troupe which plays on twenty
four pianos at onco is coming to London.
"Evangelino" will bo sent on a sixteen
weeks' tour of tho fur west in September.
Joseph Jefferson has engaged Emma Va
iers and Edwin Varrey for his next company.
M. B. Leavitt will produco tho burlesque
of "Monte Cristo, Jr.," in San Francisco,
early in July.
Philadelphia will havo twenty-seven the
atres when tho two now in process of erec
tion aro completed.
I inlcsorvci.il y l.uu-jlieil At.
The unthinking are prone to make game of
nervousness. Yet tills Is a very real and torious
ulUlctkm. the lmrriissliig symptoms of which ure
rendered all the more poignant by ridicule. The
stomach is usually responsible for these somp
toms its weakness mid ilUonlcr 11ml a reflex In
tlio brain, which Is the, headiiurtrterH of the ner
vous system. As u nerve tonic ami tranquilizer,
we believe tliut not one ran be pointed out so
effective ns Ilostetter's stoumcli Hitters. In re
newing vigorous digestion, it strikes the key
note of recoery of strength und quietude by
the nerves, lleuilaclies, tremors In quiet sleep,
abnormal sensitiveness to unexpected noises
nil these modify and ultimately disappear as
the system gains strength from the great tonic.
Dyspepsia, biliousness rheumatism, constipa
tion and kidney complaints ure subdued by the
Hitters.
.Happiness Is u rondslde llower growing on
the highways of usefulness.
White. Elephant of Slam, Lion of Eng
land, Dragon of China, Crt8 of Swltzer,
land, Banner of 1'ernia, Crescent of Egypt
Double Eagle of Russia, Star of Chili, The
Circle of Japan, Harp of Erin.
To net these, buy a box of the genuine
Dit. C. McLank's Cku:wiatki) Livkk
1'ii.i.s, price 2d cent, and mull utt the out
side, wrapper with your address, plainly
written, and i cent in stamps. V e will
then mall you the above list with an ele
gant packugg of olographic and chro
matic tards.
Fm-'mivgHuos., PmsiiDiio, Pa.
I'lie moral leu-nit of society li virtue, It
unites uud pres-trrvt-, while vice swpHrutes and
destroys.
The country li Hooded with poor Imitations of
ul ot North Carolina Plug Cut Hinoklng
Tobttoeo,"
It is a good thing to be aWe.to !tf go the !
fur the caktt of the greater.
C'oiiMiiiiipttoii Surely till red.
To thk Kditor: l'lease Inform your readers
that I have a positive remedy for Uie abovo
named disease. Hy its timely use thousands
of hopeless case? have been permanently cured.
I shall bo glad to send two bottles of my reme
dy free to auy of your readers who have con
sumption If they will send mo their express
and postofllce address. Kespi c fully,
T. A. SLOCUM, M. C., 181 IVnrl st., New York.
The greatest loss of time that I know of is to
count the hours.
SAFE AND KFFECTIVE.
BitANniiirni'.s Pii.ls are the safest and
most effective remedy for Indigestion, Ir
regularity of the HowcU, Constipation
Hiiiousnc!s, Headache, Dizziness, Malaria,
or any disease arising from an impure
state of the blood. They have been in uso
in this country forover 'Ifty years, and the
thousands of unimpeachable testimonials
from tho-e who have used them, and their
constantly incrrn-dng side, is inc introvert
I'do evidence that they perform all that is
claimed for them.
Hhaxduktu's Pills are purely veget
able, absolutely hnrmless and Miifo to take
at any time.
Sold in every drug and medicine store,
cither plain or s igar-coated.
Men say of women what they please; women
do with men what pleases them.
A aiOTIIItK'M I.OVK SAVKS II Kit
ti:x YKtlt OI.I Cllll.O.
My little girl, ten years of age, had Ilrlght's
disease. Her ankles, feet and eyes were terribly
swolen. j'onrof our best physicians nttended
her, but her life was despaired of. A mother's
love surmount all dlnicultU", and I determined
to trv Dr. David Keundy's Favorite Itemed),
made at Hondout. X. V. ilrlght's dlseae' How
hnppv I am that 1 determined upon this course
for one by one the well-kuown symptoms of
the disene left her. Words fall to exptesi my
gratitude, and I cannot too earnestly recom
mend the l'avorlte itemed). Her recovery was
entlrelv due to the Favorite remedy, which was
the only medicine taken after her ene was
abandoned by the physicians Mrs. Laura A.
Kcmptou, West ltutlnnil, Vermont.
Dlt. Kes.nedyV Kavouitk Kk.mkdv, made at
Hondout, X. Y. l;fi for;
Send for book, how to cure Kidney, Liver and
lllood disorders.
rarrv the radiance of vour soul iu your face;
let the world huo the benefit of it.
Old Time iSmolcoivs
tt nu nnuti u uutt iiuu linen iiiu,, nuu n,
cannot be fooled by a poor immitatlnu of
the well-known "Seal of North Carolina"
Plug Cut Tobacco.
1M. 1. ...... ,! li.!.... 1 It
Hear in maul that the genuine' beat
costs you no more titan (he man; trashy
..i i i i
yiuy cms ijiiw suiiw miners eui i y.
See that you get the Seal of North Caro
it i ...in . . i ..n 1 1. . i
J 1 II (l, aJHl)UU till! MllUI-U I1U Ullll'l lUlNLU u
FOR THE
BLOOD!
HwlIVs Specific cared m of Cnncer, which w;
hereditary, for ray father died of Cancer. My cu
resisted all other treatment, In luct grew worse all
the time. 1 left otl'ull other remedies, and took
r. r. n. M ilieu jorceu out ims "'sun iiiuu my nysxem
was cleansed, when the t'uncer healed, not even
ltrnVfltir ti uli.M Xfi.l 11. It... l...li n .-..oil,....
JliiH. Imimia K. Dkkiian,
Danson, (lu Sept. "II, h3.
Send for Treatise on Cancer and lllood Disease;
mailed free. HW1KT HI'KCIFIC CO.,
Drawer a, Atlanta, (la.
M. L. BRITTAN,
write your wife, 827 lyth St., San Francisco, Cal.
FINE RUBBER mMPSM!:K!l?KS
and Pencil Prints, name and address, ; Self
Inker Prints, also business, iiOc complete. Cir
culars 'Jc. Western .Novelty Co., VU7 Clay St.,
San Francisco, t'al.
FCURE FIT 8!
I do not mran merely to stop tliem for a time mid
thun hurt) tliem return atridn I mean a radical cure
1 have inude tue illscasu of KITH, KI'II-ki-rV or KAI.I.
i.no BK KNfcHs u life-long study I h arrant my remedy
to cure tho worst canes, llecause others have fallwlls
no reason (or not no receiving n euro. Send utonce
fcir a treatise and a freo littl of uiy Infallible remedy,
(live lxireti and Post Oltice.
II O. HOOT M. O. 183 Pearl St.. New York
THE VAN MONCISCAR
.PRIVATE DISPENSARY.
NOS. 133 and 134 TIIIHI) STICK KT,
Portland, Oregon.
Is the only Private Dis
pensary In i'urtlaml or ou
the North eat Coast,
here iatlenta are succeas
ftillytreatcd furall NKUV
Ot H, CllltONIO AND
I'ltlVATK DIHKAHKH In
young or old, single or
married, such hi
LOST MANHOOD,
Nervous debility, seminal
losses, failing ineiucry,
syphilitic eruptions, ef
feiU of mercury, kidney
uud bladder troubles, gon
orrhea, gleet, stricture eto.
CONSULTATION I'ltlSK,
ItKWAitt) if you have an Old Hore thnt needs
hculiuK, anil (hut other remedies have failed to
heal; or u breaking out or ltcliliiK of the scalp
or body, or a Poll, Hum. ( nt, or any ulliiuut for
which u Halve Is suitable, buv a r-ccnt box o
Mexican Halve, which Is Warranted to
Cure when cverylhlnirel6e falls. If not kept by
yourdruKKlst tend zri cents Iu stamps to J. ( .
DiiMKNT, Act., Astoria, Or., und receive u box
by mull.
WILLIAM ECK & SON,
- WHOLESALE ANIl IllTAII JiKALKliS IN
GUNS AND SPORTING GOODS,
FiBhinETacklo,
Foot Hulls.
Jloxing fl loves.
Iudiun ( lulix.
Masks. Kolls.
V bt or n Agent for
1 41 (1 ll f ll t
A. ii. Miiiini! a im .-fi
HASH IIALiaioO)'a:-2iSS'
HlevohM. VelociowloH. TrlotcIuM.
1(13 A. 107 hierond HL l.'ot iluiid. Or.
HHAM H UTtiltKit
ItivtrsUe Av , H-wkaiw Falta, n.T.'M HUUO' Miina
N. P. N, U. No. 281-S F. N. U. o. 358
CONhUMl'lION CUltCI), i
An old physician, retired from practice, hav-J
in.t..,ih.nAi i,. hi. ti.,.,1. i... A.. i...... t....i
UK nan ,inv.v4 in ills iiniitin u(i nil i-.nl lllllln
mlssloimry the formula of n simple vegetable
remedy for the speedy and permaueut cure of
Consumption, llronchitls, Catarrh, Asthma,
and all Throat and LutiR AllVctloiis. also a posi
tive and radical cure for Nervous Debility and
all Nervous Comtdalnts, after bavin-? tested Its
wonderful curame jowers In tlHUiands of
cases, has felt It his duty to make It known to
his suflVrlu; fellows. Actuated hy this motive
and a desire to relieve human suHVrlnff, I will
send free of charsr, to all who desire It, this re
cipe, In (lerman, French or KtiRllsh, with full
directions for preparing and uslnc. Sent bv
mall by addressing with stamji, namluE this
paper, W. A. Noyks, ii IWcr iJftct, kochti-
It Is not what we Intend, hut what we do, that
makes us useful.
"llrnwn'N llronclilnl TrocliCH" will re
lieve llronchitls, Asthma, Catarrh and Throat
Diseases.
Tht Orkmka for brcnJcfaat.
Its superior excellence proven In millions of homes for
more than u quarter of a century. It Is used by the
United Htates (loverunient. Kndorst-d by the heads ot
the (Ireat Unlversilieii as ttiu Htrnnges t, l'uress and most
Healthful. Dr. Trice's Cream Hakim; 1'ciwdiT does not
contain Anxuonla, I.lme or Alum. Sold only lu cant.
VHIOK 1IAKINO roWDKK en,
NKW YOltK. CHICAGO. HAN KltANCIBCO.
FREE
by return mall,
lull descrlptlvo
clrculnra ot
MOODY'S NEW
TAILOR SYSTEM
Of CRESS CUTTING.
Any lady of ordi
nary lutelllccnco
can easily and
quickly learn to
cut and muko
auy garment, In
tny stylo to any
measure, for lady
or child. Address
MOODY & CO.,
Cincinnati, 0.
OTho BUYERS GUIDE is
issuod March and Hopt.,
each your. It Is an onoy
clopodia of usoful infor
mation for all who pur
ohaso tho luxuries or tho
nocossitios of lifo. Wo
can olotho you and furnish you with
all tho nocossary and unnooossary
oppiiancoa to rldo.wulk, danco, sloop,
cat, flBh, hunt, work, go to church,
or stay at homo, and in variotiB sizos,
styles and quantiUos. Just flguro out
what is roquirod to do all thoso things
COMFORTABLY, and you can make a fair
estimato of tho valuo of tho BUYERB'
GUIDE, which will bo sont upon
recoipt of 10 conts to pay postago,
MONTGOMERY WARD & CO.
111-114. Michigan Avonuo, Chicago, 111.
EVER-READY DRESS STAYS,
Manufactured from MS EST HWEISO PTKKL,
KUbber (.outeii, saline nun atiu i overeu.
GUARANTEED
Not to Kltst, llreak or Split. Stitched to tho
Beams, mi pockets or not irons required.
A ITItMVI 1IKWAUE of worlh
OAU I lUfM. Icsh imitatloiiK. Hee
that" KVKK HKADY" is stamped on the back
ol each Slay.
THE EVER-READY EXTENDERS
Are made of the nimo mitterlal, with elastic
onus ami jiiickics.
-Ask for the KVKlt UKADVS tays and Kx
teuden, and take no other.
ItltOIVN' MKT.NKIt Af,'litH,
fiar. .V.nrliet Struct, H. I'.
A BIG SHOW
Smith's Cash Store, 410 Front St., 8. F., Oal,
largest general dealers west of the Mississippi
Rirer. Dry Goods, Notions, Hosiery, Under
wear; Wall Paper, Stationery, lllaukets, Bed
ding; Hoots, and Shoes; Canned Goods, Dry
fruits; Woodeu, Tin, Crockery, Glass .QranlU.
and Ilardvraro. Meat, Flih, Provisions, Houey,
drain, Feed, Groceries, Pure Spices, Seeds, Be
ans; Drags, Medeclnei; Clocks, Ammunition,
Rubber aoods, Tents, and quantities of other
goods at lowest prices for Cash only. Bend 3 a
tamp for full list by first mall, and learn how
to Uts cheap and well at small cost; 32 yean is
hslneii Customers in every County west erf
tka Hoc Icy Monntalni, and many rUuwhar.
(is, spinney:
Dr. Spinney & Co.
NERVOUS MWaVffif: ft
ilcncy, kc, duo to excesses or ahusccurej,
YOUNfi MPN snfferlnefrom tho c!Tect
Yu'-1, 'V! ctyjutlifulfoltles or nulls
rretlon should avail therin-cUcH ot onr trrntinpiit,
AiiositivueuruL'tinranUi'd In every case, Hyphllls,
Urinary nml Venrenl Ilncnrca nil untiuturiLl dls-
charges, promptly and salelj? cured.
MIDDLE-AGED MENKffiffl
t"?f KldnrT or UladdeT, Weak Ilck, Norvoix
Debility, Wastmu of Hoxil-f HtrcuKth. etc.. cured
ona rrstorcd to liiuUliy vitfor.
li, II. I'ersoriH uimhla to visit ns rrmy 1 t routed
at their homes, by corrcspondenco. Jdi'dlclnrs am
instructions writ liy mull or eipri-M. C'ousultutloL
reu. HeiiiM cents In stumps lor 'iLe Vounjf iluu'l
t rlend or U uld u to W odlock.
WELL DRILLS
FOR EVERY PURPOSE.
Sold on Trial I
lliretfmcnt insll. tirnflla
lnua. html Wi ri- tmiliitii.
lariro lilustrainl t'atitl l'iio
wj'Ii fu.l imtlcuUrs. Ifurv
uliu turtd jy
J . A i tfii3irc'n
( '. A III J. like, Nt.
l.i I (. .111.
H
A1DV PAfPQI M riuin' Depilatory
ill U 1 I ilUlJU . I'usle i KHiunteod to re
move hair uud cheek Its laowth. by
mail, heud 2o ttumn for Ixtok "How In !)
Uuautlful," Muh. UiiitViiMK Oiuium, "JJeuuty
Doctur," 21 Powell St., Isuu Fruuoltco.
pure:
Jfc GARMENTS k
u II i
m .... . ..
piill
FOR C3ll.
IE3 JT JST -
At Drvoci'-t anp Deai rns.
THE CHARLES A. VOQELER CO., Dilllmori. US.
l to JSH n iluy. Samples worth $4.15
fcil KltKK. Lines not under horses' feet.
Write llr.-ss utor Surety Jtcln
Holder o Holly. .Illcli.
THE FRIEND'S ADVICE.
"Don't Rivo up, my poor, pick friend,
AVhllo tlicro's life thoro'8 hope, 'tis said;
Sicker persons often mend ;
Titnu to give up when you're dead."
These letters stand for 'Goltlen retlical Discovery' (Dr. Pierce's), tho
greatest nutritive, tonic nmi blood-purifier of the afie."
"Yon have been told that consumption is incurable; that when the lungs are
attacked by this malady, which Is scrofula alleetlng tho lungs and rotting tliem
out, the sulTerer is past all help, and the end is a mere question of time. You
have noted with alarm the unmistakable, symptoms of the disease; you have tried
all manner of so-called cures iu vain, and you aro now despondent ami preparing
for the worst. Hut 'don't give up the ship' while Dr. Pierce's Golden Jlctlical
Discovery remains untried. Jt is not a cure-all, nor will it perform miracles,
but it is guaranteed to benefit or cure Consumption, if taken iu timo and
given a fair trial, or money paid for it will bo protnply refunded.
Copyright, 18S8, by Woitt.n's Disiminbarv Medical Association, Proprietors,
$500
REWARD,
Catarrh Itemedy of their
how- bad or of mv himr Btnndinir, that they
which thoy cannot uuto. Komcdy W cents,
Spring Disorders
Shattered nerves, tired
bruin, lmpuro blood,
dobllltated system, all
aro tho natural out
como In tho Spring'. A
mcdlclno must bo usod,
and nothing cquuls
I'alno's Colory Oom
pouiul. Wo let others
pralso us you cannot
help believing a dlslu
tcrcstcd party.
nrtijndler-ticncriil V. f Oreenloaf, nurlliifr
tou, Vu, wriaa: "I havo used I'alno's celery
Compound on several occasions, and always
with benefit. Last spring, lielntf very much run
down atid dclalltutcd, I commenced taking It.
Two bottles made mo feel llko a new man. As
u general tonio and sprint; medicine I do not
know ot Its etjutd."
,iXAlni. IT IS EASY TO
CLOTHING
For VEen and. I3oys at
"THE HASTINGS,"
Lick Houso Block, San Francisco.
27 "ifoars in present location.
I prescribe and folly n.
dorse II I c (J as the only
specific lorthecertalncure
of this disease.
O.U.INOHAIIAM.M. D.,
Amsterdam, N. Y.
Wp have sold DIr O for
many years, and It has
rCnm t a B
to S DATS.H
VlBssroU4 Bt
Wfm MSMBtrttUr.
Ea xra.tibyUi
UUItui Ciialkl Ol
civen ine oest ot satis
faction. D.II.DYCITEACO.,
Chicago, III.
81.00. Bold by Druggists.
Tr4.
OT3 T TT TWT nnd MORPHINE
xr JL U JHL antidotes.
Dr. Weathcrby's Antidotes, In uso 17 years.
Special Morphine Habit Cure also. Corres
pondence Confidential. Call on or address J.
J. AIKEN. Manager, Koom St. Ann's Build
liiK. San Francisco.
OICirifJHI,,tni, Gatilnr. ltoonlah
PtaDos; Ilurdstt Orjs, band Instruments. La erst
i .took of Hhwt Music ut Uuoks. tlsads sarrlled St
, KuUrn Frta.i. MATTHIAS nitAV OO.. SOfl Fost
I Uik.. Bn FrnM
"Purer, richer Wood you need;
Strength and tono your system gnvo;
This advico bo wiso nnd heed
Tako tho G. M. D. und live."
So coulldent aro
"tho umniil'nctur
ein of Dr. Sairo'a
ability to euro Catarrh In tho Head, no mutter
oiler, In koikI litith, tho abovo reward for u cos-?
hy ilnigglbta.
"I liavo used two bottles of your ralno-a
Celery compouud, and it has clven entire sat
isfaction us an apiictlzcr nnd blood puUllcr."
T. L. Dehneii, Waturtown, Dakota.
Paine's
Celery Compound
Is prescribed by physicians, recommended by
druggists, endon-cd by ministers, praised by
users, ami guaranteed by the manufacturers,
as a spring mcdlclno which wilt do all that is
claimed for 1C Uso It tills tjiruig, and sco how
quickly it tones you up.
Purifies the Blood.
Full accounts of wonderful curw made hy
I'alno's Celery Compound after other medicines
nnd tho host phyblcluns had failed, sent free.
There's nothing llko It.
N fl.oo. Six for t3.oo. Druggists.
M'I.lh, IticiiAttusoN li Co., llurlltigton, Vt.
DYE WITH DIAMOND DYES
Ohio. W
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