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BARGAIN DAY. YTlij the Unlj Fulled to Match Her Nap kin and Dress Goods. "Bargain day" is productive of all sorts of annoyances. In a largo store the bargains are confined to only a few of the departments, and tho pur chaser who does not secure all she wauls of a thing, deciding to come at another time and gel more if she needs it, generally gels left To illustrato: A lady bought a half dozen napkins at a bargain. She concluded a few days alter that they were quite pretty, and as six would bo scarcely enough to go round for "company," sho would get as many more. Back she goes to the store, but when sho comes to buy them sho linds tho price is marked up fifteen or twenty-livo cents above what sho paid. Sho protests, and after milling tho tem per of tho clerks and working her self into a mild fury tho fact finally comes to tho surface that sho made her purchase on "bargain day." Out sho flounces, determined to wait for another bargain day, and she daily watches the advertising columns of the papers for bargain day at this pai1 ticular store. It appears on the next Friday or Monday, and without stop ping to observe that tho department in which sho is interested isnoliuclud ed in the bargain sales, away sho goes, pulling and blowing, her whole soui bent on getting unother half dozen of those napkins. Arrived at tho store, she learns to her disgust that there are no bargains at that counter that day. She expresses her disgust, loo, and lowers at tho poorclerksjustasif it were all their fault Having had her say there, she goes into the dress goods department and buys, say, eight yards of a peculiar shailo of bluo goods, and then goes home with tho satisfaction that, if she didn't get tho napkins, sho at least got a bargain in a dress. Next bargain day site appears at tho store again, this time to get a couple more yards of "that dress 1 got here last week," she says to the young lady behind thocoun tor, and really thinks it unpardonable ignorance on the part of the girl that sho does nol only not remember her, but also tlo particular piece of goodt from which sho bought her dress With a "What do they keep such peoplo in stores for?" query, she pro duces a sample of tho goods. Tho young woman examines the sample and informs her that that particular goods is all gone. "Well, but 1 want that and nothing else," sho savs. "It is entirely out of stock," replies the girl. "I'ut I must have it," she says, with some firmness. Sho is again told that it is not m stock. Then sho makes a straight dive for a floor walcer, and lays her com plaint before him. Tho young lady who was so discourteous (?) as to not sell her what was not in stock is called up. She explains, and then tho wo man is informed that they will prob ably have somo more of it in a few days. But sho is not satisfied. She wanders away, and tells a cash boy sho wants to "see tho manager. The boy goes for tho manager. In a mo ment ho returns with tho very man sho made complaint to. Sho looks at him, excuses herself, and goes back to the napkin department Napkins are still high, and she goes home mad, and declares sho will not patronize such a house again never. A few days inoro roll around and she makes up her mind sho will go and pay tho regular price for a half dozen more nankins to conipleto her set But her determination to get a bargain has blocked her. Those par ticular napkins are all gone "just sold the last of them this morning," tho clerk says to her, and expresses great sorrow at her disappointment. To say that she is now furious would hardly express it She deliberately makes a snow of herself ami then flounces out. with tho inward satis faction of having told them what she thought of tho whole lot New York Star. Postage Slaui Curiosities. A certain well known gentleman in tho city owns a valuable collection of postago stamps which has taken him twelve years to get together. "My col lection isn't complete," ho said, with a sigh, "and it never will be. Why? Because it would require 100,000 "to make it so. Thero are about (5,000 dif ferent descriptions of postago stamps in existence. Tho museum of tho Berlin postollk'o alone contains between -1,000 and ft.OUO specimens, of which half are from Kumpeaml the remainder divid ed between Asia. Africa. America and Australia. Some of tho stamps bear a coat of arms and other emblems, im partially borrowed from tho heavens above, tho earth beneath and the waters under tho earth, stars, eagles, lions, horses, serpents, railway trains, dolphins and other fearful wild fowl. There are, moreover, tho viguctto ef figies of fivocmperors, eighteen kings, three queens, one grand dukoandmany presidents. Somo of theso stamps can not bo purchased for $5,000, while others cannot bo purchased for any sum. 1 tell you tho lifo of a. stamp collector isn't uuliko that of Tanta lus " Cincinnati Commercial. St) lea In Shorn. Button and lace shoes are not only going out of stylo, but out of use. Tho onlv thing that can save tho lacoshoc will bo tho invention of a fastening for tho ends of tho laces which will do away with tho tie and at tho samo time bo popular. Thero have been several in ventions of this kind, but uonoof them were practical. Tho principal trouble with tho gaiter hitherto has been tho bad quality of tho rubber used in the sides or gores. Theso are now being made with a now kind of rubber, in vented by a Connecticut man, called "kolgum." It is mado of vegetable oils, and is said to bo much more durablo than the rubber that has been used. Tho gaiter is jxypulur because it can bo put on and taken oft' so much more rapidly than tho other stylos of shoo, and physicians recom mend its wearing because, it does not weakon tho ankle as the lace and but ton shoes do. St Louis Globe-Democrat THE ARIZONA KICKER. A Western lMltor Willi h Urrnt Ma&sy HiliiK In Lire l'or. Tho last Issuo of tho Arizona Klckor contained tho following: Explanatory. Tho absence of our society column for tho last threo is sues seems to call for aa explanation. Tho trouble was jealousy among tho bon ton. If wo happened to mako a five-lino aimoutieoinont that Mrs. Colonel Dash expected her brother-in-law direct from tho California peni tentiary on a certain date, and only a four-lino item to the cfTeet that Mrs. Judge Do Soto, imported her bustle direct from Zansibar, thero was an ill feeling which stirred up tho entire community. Wk Boom. While tho towns about us have been bragging of their pro gress, wo have kept quiet and got in our work without kicking up any cloud of dust. Brag is all right in its way, but wo don't propose to come out with a double-leaded, scare-head articlo every time, a citizen hangs a new front gate. Booms aro good enough in their way, but thero must bo merit behind them. With no disposition to claim this as tho only growing town in Arizona, and with no desire to kill tho growth of rival towns, we humbly call attention to tho fact that since .January 1st fourteen now saloons, three poker rooms and four retail to bacco stores have boon oponed in the place, and at tho present moment oightccn men aro engaged in building a jail capable of accommodating thirty prisoners. Wc have dono all this with out any brag or bluster, and wo pro pose I') keep right on in tho same quiot fashion, leaving tho outsido world to jtidgo for itself as to where it shall seek now homes and invest its capital. It Pa vs. Several months aro wo established a irrocery and feed storo in connection with tho Kicker. The Now York World, Herald, and other effete dailies of the metropolis predicted a dismal failure, but tho result shows they were mistaken. Wo figured that this other business would bo just what we needed to distract our mind from tho harrassing thoughts of editorially running this country, and that we would be all the better and brighter for being occasionally interrupted in our literary labors. The result has justified our predictions and more. We were never in as good mental con dition as now, while our sales have kept inereasing week by week until wc have been compelled to hire a clerk to assist us. The editorial entitled "Ad vice to the President" was written with nioro than a dozen interruptions to measure corn, draw molasses and sell clothes-pins, and yet wo will put it against anything which over originated from tho pen of tho stuck-up and exclu sive New York editors. Out .Jkai.ocs Contkm roii.utv. The dyspeptic old oxereseenoo who claims to edit tho inilk-and-inush publication down at the corner of Catfish alley is jealous of our advertising patronage. In a labored articlo this week in his poorly printed old apology he says that wo practice bulldozing to bring adver tising. What a liar! The Kicker practice bull-dozing! The idea is lnugluiblv, and if he was worth mind ing wo would walk down to his shanty mid choke the assertion down his bra.'.en throat. There used to bo sev eral firms here which didn't believe in advertising. Wo couldn't niako 'em believe in it until wo went at it and found out that they were composed of gentlemen who had skipped from the east for barn burning, horse stealing, bigamy, einbezleinont. etc. Then we wrestled with 'em, and they came to see that tho life of trade was in usinft printers' ink. We simply convinced--not bulldozed. Tho efforts of ou knock-kneed contemporary to smirch tho fair fame of Tho Kicker will simplj call forth smiles of pity. Detroit I'roe Pious. Building a House in Samoa. " Tho negotiations between tho skiHea and wily carpenter and tho prospective Samoan house owner would amuse, but hardly meet tho approval of, tho busi ness man of to-day. Under tho pro pitiating inlluenco of kava, the neco sary presold s are produced to induce the carpenter to undertuko tho con struction of a house. It is begun at once, without any terms of agreement, and tho work advances until tho car penter thinks more presents necessary, and ho coasts work. Additional gifts being made, the carpenter continues the construction until lie deems it neces sary to demand another contribution, when ho again stops work. If the contribution is not forthcoming, labor is suspended on tho incompleted houso, novor to bo undertaken for completion by another of tho craft; and forevor afterwards it remains unfinished and a public reproach to tho good namo of the unfortunate owner, who, at the time of Its beginning, not knowing what may bo tho idea of tho carpenter ns to tho cost of Its construction, must either call upon tho community for uid, which is generally freely ex tended, or suffer tho humiliation of this unfinished monumont -Century. - m "I can glvo you gas If you arj afraid tho pain will bo too great to en dure," said a dentist to an elderly colored woman who had come to have several teeth extracted. "No, sah, no, sah!" she said, shaking her head imi phatieally; "you don't gib me no gas en hub mo git up out'n dat choor en walk homo dead, no sir! I reads do newspapahs!" "Doctor, why didn't you kill that snipe? Ho came just right for you." "But, my dear fellow, he how zig-zag, and I had no sooner tired zig than hu wu$ zmr." Fliegoudo BluttoiO .v.i army oltleer living nt Orchard, Nob., J is sail! to have discovered n plnnt common to teo country which has tin iron.rty of con verting milk into butter one pound of the former making the samo amount of tho lnttor. Thoro is still on tho statute books in Rhode Island n law forbidding the smoking of a cigar on the main street of nny city in tho state, mid in Vermont the smoking of a cigar oa the street on Sunday is made n misde meanor. Says nn imaginative statistician: " If Texas were n circular lake and France a cir cular island, the island could U imchoi-isl .vntrally in the lake out of sight of lmid, twenty-two miles from any point on the on hireling shore."' A iMierman nt Orrington, Me., recently made n queer catch while fishing for smelt. During the bigstorm ho was on the river and lost nn ax and shovel through the ice. The two implements were what he found in his not so long afterward. It is said that thero is n postoilleo for every 1,000 men, women and children in the United States, and that if the o.xponvi of carrying the mails was paid directly by tho people pre rain, ouch citizen would pay nn nvvmgo of ighty-tlve cents n year. Yellow diamonds aro made blue of the .mrest water, for the time lieing, by In-iug olored with a common indelible blue "pencil, ininlizcd by n rubbing with cotton on linen. V magnifying glass will fail to show tho iraud, bul alcohol, turcuiino or bonzuie will Aash off the color. Mroad Hippie, bid., has a gluM. It is in ho form of a woman, and walks along the ailroad track, then out over the water, and lisapiiears directly under tho Ijouisville, New AUkuiv and Chicago bridge. This is hero an accident occ urml four years ago rid lives were lost. An aged preacher of .Middlctnwn, Conn., hums to have traveled Tll,(KMiuilos, prouchoii ver 4.NKI sermons, crforuicd the niarria-e or 'inony t(i times, the liuptiMiml ceivinom l,'Sl times nud delivered .V0 funeral dis-oui-x's. The largest sum he ever receive! .it- a year's labors was $b(M). During a will contest in Baltimore county, Md.,onoof the witnesses tostillt-d that the leceased had on ono occasion written a letter uid lvad it to the rats in his house, wnrnin .lem from the promises. HcfurthcrnsNortcd ...it the deceased had told him that U .leveil a great many of the rats had limicu '.ie wanting and lolt. Deputy Sheriff Curtis, of Wellington, Me., -.o:it to Greenville the other day to arrest a i.ian, charged with an offense. He four..! .inn. put hint on the train, and then, Mcp ;sin;; oil" for a moment, was left accidentally, i'he prisoner got off at tho end of the jour ney, walked up to the court house, pleaded ;uilty, tiuid his line, and was back home be fore tho deputy sheriff' caught up with the fa. is. Climate lor ('oiimiiiiMvcn. The several climates of Florida, Colorado mill California htiveoiieh been much piocrlbod for Milt'orers from limit disease, yet thousand" of the natives in those states die ot tills fatal malady. A far more reliable remedy is to be had In every drni; store In the land, and one that can lie used at home; a remedy which Is sold, bv driiKKlsts, under the manufacturers' poxifftr oiKiniiifT that, If taken In time ami kIvcii a fair trial, it w ill ell'ect a euro, or money paid for it w ill be promptly returned. Wo refer to that World famcil remedy for consumption (or him; scrofula) known as Dr. l'leree's Golden Modlcai Discovery. It Is tho only remedy for this ter rible disease possessed of such superior curative properties h to warrant its liuinufaeturers in selling It under a guarantee. Don't hnwk, and blow, and spit, but use Dr. Sage's Catarrh Kemedy. Of tlruuKlsts. Tho flood Samaritan helps the unfortunate wayfarer, without asking him how he intends to ote. That CniitniilicroiiM Old Woman Dosorltied ill the nursery ballad, "who lived upon nothing but vltuals and drink," and yet "would never bo unlet," was undoubtedly troubled w ith chronic Indigestion. Her victuals, like those of many other elderly persons whose digestive powers have become lmpaird, didn't agree with her. This was before tlieareaof Hostetter's Stomach Hitters, or some one of her numerous friends and relatives would un doubtedly have persuaded her to try the great h pool tie for dyspepsia, eoiihtlpi tlon and billions ness. This would have leeu a measure of self protection on their part, for she would soon have liocii cured ami ceased to disturb them with her clamor. The most obstinate eases of Indigestion, with Its attendant heartburn, Hit tulenee, constant uneasiness of the stomach and of the nerves, are completely overcome bv this sovereign remedy, cuius ami lever aim unions remittent, rheumatism and kidney troubles are also relieved by It. All the paths of life lead to the uiavo and tho utmost that w e can do Is to avoid thoshort cuts. A ('out unit ion of it Couitli for any length of time causes irritation of the lungs, or some chronic Throat Disease, "Hrown't Urnn ehinl Truche" are im ell'ective Cough Kemedy Trice Z' ets. Suld onlu in buns. Kvmtv NYJirTo.M ;o.vk. Probably no disease Inflicts so much contin uous pain as ltheumatlsiii. Over no single com plaint has Dr. David Kennedy's Favorite Hem edv, of Itondout, X. V., won more cures than Ith'eumatism, Hy Its use the agonized patient can once more use his limns anil freed from past years of pain. Mr, Prank Htralt, a well-known merehant of Xew Hamburg, X. Y., sajs: "I sull'ered tortures from sciatic Uheumatism. My case was n iry bad one, aud none of the means taken gave me relief. I ue Dr. David Kennedy's Favorite Kerned v, of Itondout, X. V., am entirely rid of every svmptom of my trouble. Only three bot tles brought alsiut this wonderful result. It bus built me up and been of great benefit to me in other ways. I heurtily recommend It to other sufferers. Dr.. Kknnkiiy's Kavohitk HkmkiiV, made nt Itondout, X. Y. Hi 0 for 15. Send for book, how to cure Kidney, Llcr and Hlood disorders. . SURE, SAFE, SPEEDY. Panama Hi-ECiric will always relieve ladles. Pleasant to take. Guaranteed to succeed or money refunded, Once tried you will never be w iUiont It. lly registered mail, Jl.ffl. Send posta note to ruiiaimi Specific Co.,box W, Oakland.Cal Tut Gkkmka for breakfast. , Old Time HmokerH Who know a cood thlnR when thoy see it, cannot be fooled by a poor limniUttlon of the well-known "Seal of North Carolina" I'lutf Cut Tobacw). litar in mind that the genuine "StaF' coats you no more than the many trashy plug cuts that some dtalera carry. See that you got the Seal of North Caro lina, uid you will smoke no other tobacco. Mmiy anobjed in life miil be attained by flank movement.". It Is the zIrjiu? road that leads to the mountain tops. Any man that outs an a lie'e In reach of otrrir r,cd nouirii to i glilni her labor in eertiii.ly a bmcttctor ragln & Co. fctirely come under" thin ben' m . -n k i i i Dobt'lun' Bleciric Soap no ilim ill it all can use 1U Von give b a tri 1 There are never too many tinner In tMs world, and not one kind won! too ninn las ever jet Urn spoken. fii.Ks: iii.k,n: imlkshi Dr. William's Indian l'ile Ointment I' thtonl ore cure for blind, Weeding or Itching 1Mb s ever discovered. It never falls to cure old chroulc caes of long rtandlng. Judge Collliibury, Cleveland, ().. Sas- "I time found y experience that Dr. Wil liam's Indian l'lle Ointment gives ImmcdUte relief." Do not sutler hii Instant longer Sold by Wil liamson's Manufacturing Co., Props., Cleveland, Ohta. M)c and 1. Sild by U llliimauer ,t Co., Wholesale Drug gists, Portland, Ur Among strangers a good maimer Is the lest recommendation, for a great deal depends upon first impressions. White Kleptmnt of tiiam, Lion of Eng land, Dragon of China, Crtsas of Swltzer, land. Banner of Persia, Crescent of Kgvpt Double Kaglc of Hun-da, Star of Chili, The Circle of Japan, Harp of Krln. To get these buy a box of tho genuine. Dn. C. McliANK's Cki.kuiiaykd Livkk Pills, price 'JA cents, and mail us the out side wrapper with your address, plainly written, and 4 cents in stamps. W o will then mall you the above '1st with nn ele gant package of oleographlc and chro matic cards. Flkmino Unas.. Pittshuuo, Pa. I.ovo is the true price at which love is bought Consumption Mirely Cured. To tiik Kmtoh - I'lOBse Inform your readers that 1 have a positive remedy for the atsivo named disease, lly Its timely use thousands of hopeless eaos have been permanently cured, I shall be glad to send two bottles of my reme dy frkk to any of your readers who have con sumption if they will send mo their vxpress ami posiomce auuross. uospeotinuy. T K Ht.Ori'M. M C isi renri si . m New York Hat ing for tin. past four cr II o yci3 been troubled with pim,.l -smiil b, 'tcVio-i in- 1 in I bnly, and ' finding id rO cf 1 1 aay of ho i i imally prepm-d , sisip-j and ir i ini'4 1 .t I f ir rn bv i hii lans, Icuncliick 1 to trv j )i.r s. ,S, S. r .in -r , nndlmvo found great r In I In the i-n-no, four Ihi ilea clearing I my skin t-iit.t' I i!iciriu"y re-ominciid y mr ' ineiMciiio t nil i nie i 1 1 io usi'l m teat I bau ls n In. Y" i can not s lutt. r and my name as a testimonial to l'.o tneriis of tho S. S. S. lueioih Very trulv dilr , Ai.'ii! i P. ltoii!.so, 20Sins'im , Snn l'raniisni. fill. ft y Semi f r our i 1 s i lll )d and nkIii in I viiscsi.li l e 1 siiT"t.ri. mailed fre. 1 i III I 1' hl'lICI KIC CO I rawer ,j, Atlunti.. Ii . I muimjuu CURED bv using Vv J PERRY DAVIS' PAINKILLER TI'Q Gclcbratcc French Sure, cu'.e'1 "APHR0DITINE or money hunlcd. s SOI ll lS A POSITIVE GUAUANTEE I o cure a II V bum of nervous disease, or any ilisoiiler of the gcucratlta or gam of either RFFflPF uiiii; (nun tlie AF1 tH exccsMu) use ol stimulants, 'lobaeeo or t)pluin ortluougli )oiitliful Indlhciolion, over Indulg ence, .U' . meli ns Loss of Iliaiil rotter, Wakeful lies, lleiulng down I'ailis 111 the Hack, Kcltlllia! WeaknesH, lteiltt,NervousrrotriillimXocturn id Lmlssious. U'licorrbii-a, Dizziness. Weak Mum ory, i.o( Power and Impoteilev, which If ne glected often lead to preiiiiitiueolil ageaud Imnin lly. prlciill.W) a Ixiv. C boxen forf'i.oiJ Kent b) mail on receipt of price. A Will 'I'll', SlilMltlNTI! K for every tl W order, to refund the moiiev if a IVi-iiiiiiioiiI euro Is notelli'cled Tli'uand ol teslimoiilalt from old and omig. of lx;lli foxes, permaneiitlj ellieil bv Ai'Mli'-i-iTiSK ( ireioitr free AddrCkl THE APHRO MEDICINE CO. WKSTKHN lll!V( II IIOX 27 1'OKTI M). Oil Bold by HUelblg & Lane, DruggiiitJi, cor. Bee orid and Washington Kt.. Tortlaiid. Or O I till Tin I HA4'(. Ottblor, Itor.Qlnl runot; liurdrtt Oriuu, Uuid liuUumenU. etuok of HhMt Muilo na liooki. IUuds rJi.pltoJ l KMtero frloes. MATT II I AH OUAV CO., W Pun ate. Kn ron I pre-scrtbn and fully t n clork III k f a tlia (inly specific fur the verluln cure of llils (llseiuiH. U, II.INOItAHAM.M. I)., Auisterdam, N V Vi have Mild IIIk C3 fur many yean, and .1 bat Osresln I TO t DATII Saaruts w U aawentnetue. strewltyO nuCisxiolO. aKlvrn tho best (if lalli- OlnctnnaU, iiu-tinn. 1). It. DVOHK&CO., Clilruiti). lit OMo. TrUHjlwklS1.00. Hold by Druituliti. $75210 $250.02 AA'AyriVS: "a.: preleried WliOfun rurnl'lii lorsn '! five Die wholMtliue totlie' ualiii-Nb Hpure iio'ineiii may be urolllahly employeil alwj. A few vm-unclm In towns andrttlMi Jl. JullNXO.V A Cu lu Muln HI., llMirnmirl V'a ... , B.- J'Utut ilate aoe awl buii-un ezptrUnce. HctrrmlfuiaUut unding ttamp for repli, U.t'. J, & Ui. (gAMPs (HOLERA VJi in none iui i h 1 1 'm P The country Is Moo oil w ith p'tor Imitations of "Sold of North Carolina l'lutf Cut Smoking Tobacco." Turn your tongue seven lug. times before speak LBND YOUH CONSTITUTION A HAND. ContltutloiiH aro much nlike, and in nine-tenths of us the snuie causes produce ino same eiiects. ertigo, dizziness, or ptln of any kind, executing that of an in jury, can come only when tl ere is In our sidles sMiic Impurity of the blood which o have not sulllrleut vitality ti throw off 1 with ut help. Then fore, the proper thing to do is to get iinmeiliat-ly the necessary i help. No aid Is so effective an Hiian- nii irrn s Pills. When you feel these ills c lining on take from throe to ten of these pllln, according f your weight, and lie re lieved nt. once. Never put off the feeling . by thinking jou will soon be over it. Take the pills nud do not rack the constitution. I Xo longer talk atsiut the kind of good man ought to to, but lie such a person a QSr PERFECT MS Its superior eiwlltiire proTnn In millions of homrafoi morotlmti h quartr of a century. It la used by the United BLiti s (loTeriitnoat. Kudorsisl by the heaila nf ttw. l rent 1'iilrereltlca astliBtioest, l'urwit and moat Healthful. Or Price's Cresin linking I'owili-r does not contain Anxnonla, Lhnu or Almu. Bold only lu oaua. PIUUK 1IAK1NO lDWDKU , NKW VOKK. t'HH'AOO HtN KltANOIHCO. FOR kI. rnMssa-n-riu11 It hns pornuinontly cured thousands of oiiHOH pronouneeil by doctors hopo loss. ' If you hnvo pronionitory HVinp toiim, Htiuli ns Cough, DltlU'ulty of HroatlilUK, tVc, tlon'l Uoluv, nut uso PISO'S CIUIK Foil CONSUMPTION iniinodhitoly. Hy Drungists 'J.') conts. Krwakii II you nave an Old Sore that needs healing, und that other remedies have failed to beiii; or a breaking out or itching of the scalp or tKidy; or a lloil, Hum, Cut, or any ailment for which a Salve Is suitable, buy a lifwent box oi .llexiciiii Mill vis. which Is Warranted to Cure when everything else falls. If not kept by vour druggist n'nd 'iri coiim In stamps to J. 0. 1)kmknt, Agt.. Astoria, Or., and receive a boi by mall BR. SPINNEY s Dr. Spinney & Co. .MfflaffiJ NlTDVf SM act IlcDlllty, I.oasnf Vigor, Hcmliin cny WO j,OKr,0K Viinlc iteiuury, Dvhiou ilency, lie., duo to precunei) or abulia, enrvj. YfllilWf MslM Htifferlnr; from tho directs WWIHWi I VI Crij otyoiitldulfolilesor linils erction phould avail tlirmbclvrs of our trrntini'ut, A K)Hltlvocuri!Karujitecd In every en sc. Hyplillls, Urinary and Vennreiil DIspuktu nil uuuntural dls eharges, promptly aud sntotf cured. MIDDLE-AGED MENw?w)uir.?il enso of Kidneys or lllnddcT. Wcnk Hack, Nervous Debility, Wasting of Hexiiul BtreutitU, etc., cured and restored to healthy vigor. N, II. Persons unul.lii tu visit us may be trentau nt their homes, by eorresiionclcm-o, Medlcliies am instructions sent by mnll or express, Cuusuttntlui. 1'risj, Baud 4 cents In stumps f or 'lha YounK Mm' I l-'rloud or duldu to WuJlock. 1 to HH it liny. Bauiiles worth W'.l.l TsmSt KIIKK. blues not under horses' feet. Write. llrewMtcr Nufoly Itelii Holder ;o lloll v. 31 lh. Orators say PIso'h Cure for Oon- sumpllimliiTllllllKHT for keeping tlm voleo clear. 'Si eolits, MANHOOD! HOW LOST, HOW IIKSTOHEI) Head Dr. ('ulvenveH's Celebrated "Kssay on tlie Itadlcal ( lire of N'liilual Weiikneci., In duced by early Indiscretion mill excesses. The celebrated author. In this admirable omy. clearly demonstrates from I!0 years' siiecessful practice, that the aliirmlngcoiiseiuetioes of said disease in ii lit- cured cheaply, prlwitcly and radically, no matter u hat the condition of suf ferer may be. This lecture should bo In the bauds of every youth and man. sent nuclei seal In a plain envelope, post paid. I'roe sample of uiedleliio sent on application. The 4,ii I ve rue 1 1 .Medicine 4'o Kstabllshed Kfl. P O. llox -IV), NewYoik, N V Singes who Iihvh used I"lo's t'urii fur (loiisuniptlnu HiiyltlsJIKHTOl'AI.i.. Hold overywlmrii. Sic. $160 PER MONTH And expenn-s to reireseut Hie I;it'ifit li.'ind and lioan 'o. In this county Host of references required Ap ply at Home Olllee I'ood lliillillnir Mini l-'i-iiiiclweii 4!itl. PUR gtyg CEEAM AlClMsS Pin jjtKljfKKr Ask your Oroccr for W Wm . - fc...1sUJjsT . IWttirrir. VzIJHslPsBPflrltlvWyQHh .TJ'"--sbW!WH jTiJsWJJ" JACOBS o FOR LAMENESS AND SWELLINGS. Intbelllp. Ctle, rulloa Co. III., June, 'S3. Thrt or fouryt ri (vjo wi Uken with Limenni In hip; i In bed pt of time, tried imnl doc. ton without benint, vti cured br thrto or foal application of at. Jcoti oil. WM. HARPIR. Always There. Palmrrit, Mich. Mr 19. ')- luve nied St. Jacobs lull lor Umcnen with belt re iulti; hart liindltd It for tweWr jrean, alsrajt u .,w&. o, r. w iikiMAtLoti, urnggiiu Swellings. Little Chul. Wli Miyil.US! Siistrcd thr ytan with welltn(i from lmpur Hood, curtl by external ui of 8t Jacobs Oil tlo return In ftvs yeara. ARNOLD VON HANDEL. t Dnii.insTs am DFttrns. THE CHARLES A. VOfiCLER CO.. Baltimore. Md. A BIG SHOW mlth'i Cash 8t0re, 418 Front St., 8. F., Oat Untut ceneral dealers wet of the MlMlulpi4 Wtm. Dry Good, Notloni, Hosiery, Under waar; Wall Taper, Stationery: Blauketi, Bed 1bx; Boot, and Shoes; Canned Goodi, Dry InilU: Wooden, Tin, Crockery, Gbui .Oraalu. ad Hardware. Meat, Flih, ProTiilont, Honey, Oratn, Teed, Grocerie, Pure Splcei, Seedi, B ni;Dmn, Medeclnei: Clocks, Ammunltlaa, Rubber Qoodj, Tenti, and quantities of otaer roods at lowest prices for Cash onlj. Send la. a rap for full list by first mall, and learn bsr WllTe cheap and well at small cost: 32 yean fat. easiness: Customers In ererj County wtut 4 b Rck7 Mountains, ul many alaevluaa. HOW TO ACT I ADVICE FREeI i Mtufunt-riogrr m I.osl li;oiv .eroii llehllll,!, l'rv niiiliii-ci llruJIiii. tic. re aulllDK frvm It) lUcrcUoim, exiw J, e'e ni i'il ll llliiml Sloni- ion Orugicllig, tf D " " THE M.r.STON TREATMCRT. klSJinVSJ PSBSA Srttlril boeX tenttrt"t AJdrr.t. ffa?lllMrll THE MARSTON CO.. siawisfiiasf IS) Park Place, New York DQbbis, EleclriG Soap THE BEST FAMILY SOAP IN THE WORLD. It is Strictly Pure. Uniform iu Quality. TUT original f.irnml.i fer whu ti ' paid i ..cxo .e. 'ill I' ti Ii is iic-r Is-' r inodilird or . Ii.iiigrd m the slighter This simp 1st lileutleiil in 111111111)- to-iliiy stltli t lass t iimile tuetity jems iiijfi. T I' contaliK iiollilni; tlmt i iiii Injurr A Hie finest fiilii le, ll 1 1 alliens iolor and lilc.lihts uluus T I' ,thc It.mneU ,nij 11 inkcls as ne ottirr soap A 111 the woild docs uilhnnt slinnkuig -Iraing them Mift .mil mIiiu and tike n?w READ THIS TWICE nplll Kl' i igrrnl sits iiifi of timr,ofl.i1or,of A su.ip.of lie '. md of the fdirb . wIict IXibbint I Ii . Iri' Sn.,p use I lie conltlii; to ills ei-t Ions, QNK 1 rlu I will demonstrate its glial merit. It '- will pas ou In make tli.il trial T I K 1 all lit-st things, il is ruction cly lull--L-' tatcil and . uuntcrfeiteU OllMHllaMM'I.Ml,!,!! Beware of Imitations. ,lll,f.,lft, (!, TXSIST upon Dobbins' l-'lrclric Don't take Mannctk, l-'lectro-.M.-iRic, I'liitailelphia 1'lci.tric, or any other fraud, simply Ih-i;iiisc ll Is cheap, They ill mill 1 lollies, and are dear at any prur. bk for DOIIIIIXS' KI.KCTU1C - and take no ollirr Nearly erry Rrorerfrom Maine to Mexico keeps il 111 stock II jonrs liasn'i it lie will older fiom liis nearest wholesale grocer. ID I'.Al) eaiefully llie insule wrapper around each iN- bar, and be (.iielul 10 follow directions 011 each outside wrapper Vim enllliot uftoril to wail longer hefon- liylng for yourself I'll, old, reliable, aud Irul) wonik-irul soap. I.L.CRAGIN& CO. Philadelphia Tht OUtst Mediant in the U'orldit firobatly UK. I S A A 1 TIIOitll'MlNlN , CELEBRATED EYE-WATER. 1 Ids article h uenirtiilly prepared pliyslciau's pro. heilptlon, an I liaileenluisiiistatit 11 mi for Hourly 11 century. 'I here am few diffuses to which mankind nro nibjivt ioro distressing than Miro eyes, and 110:10, p rliups forwhlch 111010 remedies buvo liecn trl si wlthoiitFticsvss. Kor all external pillaiiiiiiiitlon of Ciooyea It Is 1111 Infiilllblo remedy. If tho dlreo tloiiiuro fo'lmvril It will rover f "II. 7i prrilcjlurly In- Ito tho att nt on of rlivilehns 't merits. For bv nit ('rtn-'d-l . JO" TIIO'M' ')N, SONS v ("X. Twoy i V ' I CURE FITS! I do not mean merely bi stop them for a time and tlii-ii Iiuto tliriii return uvnlii, I mean 11 radical cure. I tuivo inudo the dlseustl of KITH, Kl'lLvraV or U-AIA. ino hii'KNKss a llfe-louK stiiily. I wariant my remedy to cure the woi st cases. Ilccituso others have failed Is 110 reason for not host rcceiTliiKK cure. Hend ut 01100 (or 11 treatise and 11 free Isitllo uf luy Infallible remedy. Ulru Kxiires luid I'oat Olllev. II O, HOOT M O. 183 Pearl Ht.. New York. EVER-READY DRESS STAYS, Manufactured from 1TNKST Hl'HINO BTKEL, kubbcr Coated, Satlne and Satin Covered. GUARANTEED Not to Hust, llreak or Split. Stitched to tha tennis, No pockets or hot Irons required, 4 SNA I ITIAM 1IKWAUK of worth-1 UAU I IImIIMi loss ImltatlmiH. Seo that"KVKU HKAHY " Is stamped on tho back of tac'n Btay. THE EVER-READY EXTENDERS Are made of the miiuii material, with elastlo cuds anil lluckieu. jtsjr-sk for too KVKK-KlC.it 1Y filuys and Kx tendon, and take 110 other. JlIttnVN & MKT.NKK ABonta, 035 .'Uurket Struet, 8. Y. FREE by return mall, inn oescnptivo circulars of MOODI'S HEW TAILOR SYSTEM oFDiisseuniNa. Any lady of ordi nary Intclllcenca can easily and quickly learn to cut and mako any garment, ny atyle to any measure for lady or child. Addresa MOODY & CO., Cincinnati, 0. N. P. N. 17. No. VlU-H. k N 1 mo. JUW , A GARMENTS tofitJU, iHisrVfV tire ri'fvn saLl. ismiMi ir.nrt.ti cR.-snsn SISWTSH iril.f ASH HI sHrl