BARGAIN DAY.
YTlij the Unlj Fulled to Match Her Nap
kin and Dress Goods.
"Bargain day" is productive of all
sorts of annoyances. In a largo store
the bargains are confined to only a
few of the departments, and tho pur
chaser who does not secure all she
wauls of a thing, deciding to come at
another time and gel more if she needs
it, generally gels left To illustrato:
A lady bought a half dozen napkins at
a bargain. She concluded a few days
alter that they were quite pretty,
and as six would bo scarcely enough
to go round for "company," sho
would get as many more. Back she
goes to the store, but when sho comes
to buy them sho linds tho price is
marked up fifteen or twenty-livo
cents above what sho paid. Sho
protests, and after milling tho tem
per of tho clerks and working her
self into a mild fury tho fact finally
comes to tho surface that sho made
her purchase on "bargain day." Out
sho flounces, determined to wait for
another bargain day, and she daily
watches the advertising columns of
the papers for bargain day at this pai1
ticular store. It appears on the next
Friday or Monday, and without stop
ping to observe that tho department
in which sho is interested isnoliuclud
ed in the bargain sales, away sho goes,
pulling and blowing, her whole soui
bent on getting unother half dozen of
those napkins. Arrived at tho store,
she learns to her disgust that there
are no bargains at that counter that
day. She expresses her disgust, loo,
and lowers at tho poorclerksjustasif it
were all their fault
Having had her say there, she goes
into the dress goods department and
buys, say, eight yards of a peculiar
shailo of bluo goods, and then goes
home with tho satisfaction that, if she
didn't get tho napkins, sho at least got
a bargain in a dress. Next bargain
day site appears at tho store again,
this time to get a couple more yards of
"that dress 1 got here last week," she
says to the young lady behind thocoun
tor, and really thinks it unpardonable
ignorance on the part of the girl that
sho does nol only not remember her,
but also tlo particular piece of goodt
from which sho bought her dress
With a "What do they keep such
peoplo in stores for?" query, she pro
duces a sample of tho goods. Tho
young woman examines the sample
and informs her that that particular
goods is all gone.
"Well, but 1 want that and nothing
else," sho savs.
"It is entirely out of stock," replies
the girl.
"I'ut I must have it," she says, with
some firmness.
Sho is again told that it is not m
stock. Then sho makes a straight dive
for a floor walcer, and lays her com
plaint before him. Tho young lady
who was so discourteous (?) as to not
sell her what was not in stock is called
up. She explains, and then tho wo
man is informed that they will prob
ably have somo more of it in a few
days. But sho is not satisfied. She
wanders away, and tells a cash boy
sho wants to "see tho manager. The
boy goes for tho manager. In a mo
ment ho returns with tho very man
sho made complaint to. Sho looks at
him, excuses herself, and goes back to
the napkin department Napkins are
still high, and she goes home mad,
and declares sho will not patronize
such a house again never.
A few days inoro roll around and
she makes up her mind sho will go
and pay tho regular price for a half
dozen more nankins to conipleto her
set But her determination to get a
bargain has blocked her. Those par
ticular napkins are all gone "just
sold the last of them this morning,"
tho clerk says to her, and expresses
great sorrow at her disappointment.
To say that she is now furious would
hardly express it She deliberately
makes a snow of herself ami then
flounces out. with tho inward satis
faction of having told them what she
thought of tho whole lot New York
Star.
Postage Slaui Curiosities.
A certain well known gentleman in
tho city owns a valuable collection of
postago stamps which has taken him
twelve years to get together. "My col
lection isn't complete," ho said, with a
sigh, "and it never will be. Why?
Because it would require 100,000 "to
make it so. Thero are about (5,000 dif
ferent descriptions of postago stamps in
existence. Tho museum of tho Berlin
postollk'o alone contains between -1,000
and ft.OUO specimens, of which half are
from Kumpeaml the remainder divid
ed between Asia. Africa. America and
Australia. Some of tho stamps bear a
coat of arms and other emblems, im
partially borrowed from tho heavens
above, tho earth beneath and the
waters under tho earth, stars, eagles,
lions, horses, serpents, railway trains,
dolphins and other fearful wild fowl.
There are, moreover, tho viguctto ef
figies of fivocmperors, eighteen kings,
three queens, one grand dukoandmany
presidents. Somo of theso stamps can
not bo purchased for $5,000, while
others cannot bo purchased for any
sum. 1 tell you tho lifo of a. stamp
collector isn't uuliko that of Tanta
lus " Cincinnati Commercial.
St) lea In Shorn.
Button and lace shoes are not only
going out of stylo, but out of use. Tho
onlv thing that can save tho lacoshoc
will bo tho invention of a fastening
for tho ends of tho laces which will do
away with tho tie and at tho samo time
bo popular. Thero have been several in
ventions of this kind, but uonoof them
were practical. Tho principal trouble
with tho gaiter hitherto has been tho
bad quality of tho rubber used in the
sides or gores. Theso are now being
made with a now kind of rubber, in
vented by a Connecticut man, called
"kolgum." It is mado of vegetable
oils, and is said to bo much more
durablo than the rubber that has been
used. Tho gaiter is jxypulur because
it can bo put on and taken oft' so
much more rapidly than tho other
stylos of shoo, and physicians recom
mend its wearing because, it does not
weakon tho ankle as the lace and but
ton shoes do. St Louis Globe-Democrat
THE ARIZONA KICKER.
A Western lMltor Willi h Urrnt Ma&sy
HiliiK In Lire l'or.
Tho last Issuo of tho Arizona Klckor
contained tho following:
Explanatory. Tho absence of our
society column for tho last threo is
sues seems to call for aa explanation.
Tho trouble was jealousy among tho
bon ton. If wo happened to mako a
five-lino aimoutieoinont that Mrs.
Colonel Dash expected her brother-in-law
direct from tho California peni
tentiary on a certain date, and only a
four-lino item to the cfTeet that Mrs.
Judge Do Soto, imported her bustle
direct from Zansibar, thero was an ill
feeling which stirred up tho entire
community.
Wk Boom. While tho towns about
us have been bragging of their pro
gress, wo have kept quiet and got in
our work without kicking up any cloud
of dust. Brag is all right in its way,
but wo don't propose to come out with
a double-leaded, scare-head articlo
every time, a citizen hangs a new front
gate. Booms aro good enough in their
way, but thero must bo merit behind
them. With no disposition to claim
this as tho only growing town in
Arizona, and with no desire to
kill tho growth of rival towns, we
humbly call attention to tho fact that
since .January 1st fourteen now saloons,
three poker rooms and four retail to
bacco stores have boon oponed in the
place, and at tho present moment
oightccn men aro engaged in building
a jail capable of accommodating thirty
prisoners. Wc have dono all this with
out any brag or bluster, and wo pro
pose I') keep right on in tho same quiot
fashion, leaving tho outsido world to
jtidgo for itself as to where it shall
seek now homes and invest its capital.
It Pa vs. Several months aro wo
established a irrocery and feed storo in
connection with tho Kicker. The Now
York World, Herald, and other effete
dailies of the metropolis predicted a
dismal failure, but tho result shows
they were mistaken. Wo figured that
this other business would bo just what
we needed to distract our mind from
tho harrassing thoughts of editorially
running this country, and that we
would be all the better and brighter
for being occasionally interrupted in
our literary labors. The result has
justified our predictions and more.
We were never in as good mental con
dition as now, while our sales have
kept inereasing week by week until wc
have been compelled to hire a clerk to
assist us. The editorial entitled "Ad
vice to the President" was written with
nioro than a dozen interruptions to
measure corn, draw molasses and sell
clothes-pins, and yet wo will put it
against anything which over originated
from tho pen of tho stuck-up and exclu
sive New York editors.
Out .Jkai.ocs Contkm roii.utv. The
dyspeptic old oxereseenoo who claims
to edit tho inilk-and-inush publication
down at the corner of Catfish alley is
jealous of our advertising patronage.
In a labored articlo this week in his
poorly printed old apology he says that
wo practice bulldozing to bring adver
tising. What a liar! The Kicker
practice bull-dozing! The idea is
lnugluiblv, and if he was worth mind
ing wo would walk down to his shanty
mid choke the assertion down his
bra.'.en throat. There used to bo sev
eral firms here which didn't believe in
advertising. Wo couldn't niako 'em
believe in it until wo went at it and
found out that they were composed of
gentlemen who had skipped from the
east for barn burning, horse stealing,
bigamy, einbezleinont. etc. Then we
wrestled with 'em, and they came to
see that tho life of trade was in usinft
printers' ink. We simply convinced--not
bulldozed. Tho efforts of ou
knock-kneed contemporary to smirch
tho fair fame of Tho Kicker will simplj
call forth smiles of pity. Detroit I'roe
Pious.
Building a House in Samoa.
" Tho negotiations between tho skiHea
and wily carpenter and tho prospective
Samoan house owner would amuse, but
hardly meet tho approval of, tho busi
ness man of to-day. Under tho pro
pitiating inlluenco of kava, the neco
sary presold s are produced to induce
the carpenter to undertuko tho con
struction of a house. It is begun at
once, without any terms of agreement,
and tho work advances until tho car
penter thinks more presents necessary,
and ho coasts work. Additional gifts
being made, the carpenter continues the
construction until lie deems it neces
sary to demand another contribution,
when ho again stops work. If the
contribution is not forthcoming, labor
is suspended on tho incompleted houso,
novor to bo undertaken for completion
by another of tho craft; and forevor
afterwards it remains unfinished and a
public reproach to tho good namo of
the unfortunate owner, who, at the
time of Its beginning, not knowing
what may bo tho idea of tho carpenter
ns to tho cost of Its construction, must
either call upon tho community for
uid, which is generally freely ex
tended, or suffer tho humiliation of
this unfinished monumont -Century.
- m
"I can glvo you gas If you arj
afraid tho pain will bo too great to en
dure," said a dentist to an elderly
colored woman who had come to have
several teeth extracted. "No, sah, no,
sah!" she said, shaking her head imi
phatieally; "you don't gib me no gas
en hub mo git up out'n dat choor en
walk homo dead, no sir! I reads do
newspapahs!"
"Doctor, why didn't you kill that
snipe? Ho came just right for you."
"But, my dear fellow, he how zig-zag,
and I had no sooner tired zig than hu
wu$ zmr." Fliegoudo BluttoiO
.v.i army oltleer living nt Orchard, Nob.,
J is sail! to have discovered n plnnt common to
teo country which has tin iron.rty of con
verting milk into butter one pound of the
former making the samo amount of tho
lnttor.
Thoro is still on tho statute books in Rhode
Island n law forbidding the smoking of a
cigar on the main street of nny city in tho
state, mid in Vermont the smoking of a cigar
oa the street on Sunday is made n misde
meanor. Says nn imaginative statistician: " If
Texas were n circular lake and France a cir
cular island, the island could U imchoi-isl
.vntrally in the lake out of sight of lmid,
twenty-two miles from any point on the on
hireling shore."'
A iMierman nt Orrington, Me., recently
made n queer catch while fishing for smelt.
During the bigstorm ho was on the river and
lost nn ax and shovel through the ice. The
two implements were what he found in his
not so long afterward.
It is said that thero is n postoilleo for every
1,000 men, women and children in the United
States, and that if the o.xponvi of carrying
the mails was paid directly by tho people pre
rain, ouch citizen would pay nn nvvmgo of
ighty-tlve cents n year.
Yellow diamonds aro made blue of the
.mrest water, for the time lieing, by In-iug
olored with a common indelible blue "pencil,
ininlizcd by n rubbing with cotton on linen.
V magnifying glass will fail to show tho
iraud, bul alcohol, turcuiino or bonzuie will
Aash off the color.
Mroad Hippie, bid., has a gluM. It is in
ho form of a woman, and walks along the
ailroad track, then out over the water, and
lisapiiears directly under tho Ijouisville,
New AUkuiv and Chicago bridge. This is
hero an accident occ urml four years ago
rid lives were lost.
An aged preacher of .Middlctnwn, Conn.,
hums to have traveled Tll,(KMiuilos, prouchoii
ver 4.NKI sermons, crforuicd the niarria-e
or 'inony t(i times, the liuptiMiml ceivinom
l,'Sl times nud delivered .V0 funeral dis-oui-x's.
The largest sum he ever receive!
.it- a year's labors was $b(M).
During a will contest in Baltimore county,
Md.,onoof the witnesses tostillt-d that the
leceased had on ono occasion written a letter
uid lvad it to the rats in his house, wnrnin
.lem from the promises. HcfurthcrnsNortcd
...it the deceased had told him that U
.leveil a great many of the rats had limicu
'.ie wanting and lolt.
Deputy Sheriff Curtis, of Wellington, Me.,
-.o:it to Greenville the other day to arrest a
i.ian, charged with an offense. He four..!
.inn. put hint on the train, and then, Mcp
;sin;; oil" for a moment, was left accidentally,
i'he prisoner got off at tho end of the jour
ney, walked up to the court house, pleaded
;uilty, tiuid his line, and was back home be
fore tho deputy sheriff' caught up with the
fa. is.
Climate lor ('oiimiiiiMvcn.
The several climates of Florida, Colorado mill
California htiveoiieh been much piocrlbod for
Milt'orers from limit disease, yet thousand" of the
natives in those states die ot tills fatal malady.
A far more reliable remedy is to be had In every
drni; store In the land, and one that can lie used
at home; a remedy which Is sold, bv driiKKlsts,
under the manufacturers' poxifftr oiKiniiifT
that, If taken In time ami kIvcii a fair trial, it
w ill ell'ect a euro, or money paid for it w ill be
promptly returned. Wo refer to that World
famcil remedy for consumption (or him;
scrofula) known as Dr. l'leree's Golden Modlcai
Discovery. It Is tho only remedy for this ter
rible disease possessed of such superior curative
properties h to warrant its liuinufaeturers in
selling It under a guarantee.
Don't hnwk, and blow, and spit, but use Dr.
Sage's Catarrh Kemedy. Of tlruuKlsts.
Tho flood Samaritan helps the unfortunate
wayfarer, without asking him how he intends
to ote.
That CniitniilicroiiM Old Woman
Dosorltied ill the nursery ballad, "who lived
upon nothing but vltuals and drink," and yet
"would never bo unlet," was undoubtedly
troubled w ith chronic Indigestion. Her victuals,
like those of many other elderly persons whose
digestive powers have become lmpaird, didn't
agree with her. This was before tlieareaof
Hostetter's Stomach Hitters, or some one of her
numerous friends and relatives would un
doubtedly have persuaded her to try the great
h pool tie for dyspepsia, eoiihtlpi tlon and billions
ness. This would have leeu a measure of self
protection on their part, for she would soon
have liocii cured ami ceased to disturb them
with her clamor. The most obstinate eases of
Indigestion, with Its attendant heartburn, Hit
tulenee, constant uneasiness of the stomach and
of the nerves, are completely overcome bv this
sovereign remedy, cuius ami lever aim unions
remittent, rheumatism and kidney troubles are
also relieved by It.
All the paths of life lead to the uiavo and tho
utmost that w e can do Is to avoid thoshort cuts.
A ('out unit ion of it Couitli for any
length of time causes irritation of the lungs, or
some chronic Throat Disease, "Hrown't Urnn
ehinl Truche" are im ell'ective Cough Kemedy
Trice Z' ets. Suld onlu in buns.
Kvmtv NYJirTo.M ;o.vk.
Probably no disease Inflicts so much contin
uous pain as ltheumatlsiii. Over no single com
plaint has Dr. David Kennedy's Favorite Hem
edv, of Itondout, X. V., won more cures than
Ith'eumatism, Hy Its use the agonized patient
can once more use his limns anil freed from past
years of pain.
Mr, Prank Htralt, a well-known merehant of
Xew Hamburg, X. Y., sajs: "I sull'ered tortures
from sciatic Uheumatism. My case was n iry
bad one, aud none of the means taken gave me
relief. I ue Dr. David Kennedy's Favorite
Kerned v, of Itondout, X. V., am entirely rid of
every svmptom of my trouble. Only three bot
tles brought alsiut this wonderful result. It bus
built me up and been of great benefit to me in
other ways. I heurtily recommend It to other
sufferers.
Dr.. Kknnkiiy's Kavohitk HkmkiiV, made nt
Itondout, X. Y. Hi 0 for 15.
Send for book, how to cure Kidney, Llcr and
Hlood disorders. .
SURE, SAFE, SPEEDY.
Panama Hi-ECiric will always relieve ladles.
Pleasant to take. Guaranteed to succeed or
money refunded, Once tried you will never be
w iUiont It. lly registered mail, Jl.ffl. Send posta
note to ruiiaimi Specific Co.,box W, Oakland.Cal
Tut Gkkmka for breakfast.
,
Old Time HmokerH
Who know a cood thlnR when thoy see it,
cannot be fooled by a poor limniUttlon of
the well-known "Seal of North Carolina"
I'lutf Cut Tobacw).
litar in mind that the genuine "StaF'
coats you no more than the many trashy
plug cuts that some dtalera carry.
See that you got the Seal of North Caro
lina, uid you will smoke no other tobacco.
Mmiy anobjed in life miil be attained by
flank movement.". It Is the zIrjiu? road that
leads to the mountain tops.
Any man that outs an a lie'e In reach
of otrrir r,cd nouirii to i glilni her labor
in eertiii.ly a bmcttctor ragln & Co.
fctirely come under" thin ben' m . -n k i i i
Dobt'lun' Bleciric Soap no ilim ill it all
can use 1U Von give b a tri 1
There are never too many tinner In tMs
world, and not one kind won! too ninn las
ever jet Urn spoken.
fii.Ks: iii.k,n: imlkshi
Dr. William's Indian l'ile Ointment I' thtonl
ore cure for blind, Weeding or Itching 1Mb s
ever discovered. It never falls to cure old
chroulc caes of long rtandlng.
Judge Collliibury, Cleveland, ().. Sas-
"I time found y experience that Dr. Wil
liam's Indian l'lle Ointment gives ImmcdUte
relief."
Do not sutler hii Instant longer Sold by Wil
liamson's Manufacturing Co., Props., Cleveland,
Ohta. M)c and 1.
Sild by U llliimauer ,t Co., Wholesale Drug
gists, Portland, Ur
Among strangers a good maimer Is the lest
recommendation, for a great deal depends upon
first impressions.
White Kleptmnt of tiiam, Lion of Eng
land, Dragon of China, Crtsas of Swltzer,
land. Banner of Persia, Crescent of Kgvpt
Double Kaglc of Hun-da, Star of Chili, The
Circle of Japan, Harp of Krln.
To get these buy a box of tho genuine.
Dn. C. McliANK's Cki.kuiiaykd Livkk
Pills, price 'JA cents, and mail us the out
side wrapper with your address, plainly
written, and 4 cents in stamps. W o will
then mall you the above '1st with nn ele
gant package of oleographlc and chro
matic cards.
Flkmino Unas.. Pittshuuo, Pa.
I.ovo is the true price at which love is bought
Consumption Mirely Cured.
To tiik Kmtoh - I'lOBse Inform your readers
that 1 have a positive remedy for the atsivo
named disease, lly Its timely use thousands
of hopeless eaos have been permanently cured,
I shall be glad to send two bottles of my reme
dy frkk to any of your readers who have con
sumption if they will send mo their vxpress
ami posiomce auuross. uospeotinuy.
T K Ht.Ori'M. M C
isi renri si . m
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Hat ing for tin. past four cr II o yci3 been troubled
with pim,.l -smiil b, 'tcVio-i in- 1 in I bnly, and
' finding id rO cf 1 1 aay of ho i i imally prepm-d
, sisip-j and ir i ini'4 1 .t I f ir rn bv i hii lans,
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found great r In I In the i-n-no, four Ihi ilea clearing
I my skin t-iit.t' I i!iciriu"y re-ominciid y mr
' ineiMciiio t nil i nie i 1 1 io usi'l m teat I bau
ls n In. Y" i can not s lutt. r and my name as a
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The country Is Moo oil w ith p'tor Imitations of
"Sold of North Carolina l'lutf Cut Smoking
Tobacco."
Turn your tongue seven
lug.
times before speak
LBND YOUH CONSTITUTION A HAND.
ContltutloiiH aro much nlike, and in
nine-tenths of us the snuie causes produce
ino same eiiects. ertigo, dizziness, or
ptln of any kind, executing that of an in
jury, can come only when tl ere is In our
sidles sMiic Impurity of the blood which
o have not sulllrleut vitality ti throw off 1
with ut help. Then fore, the proper thing
to do is to get iinmeiliat-ly the necessary
i help. No aid Is so effective an Hiian-
nii irrn s Pills. When you feel these ills
c lining on take from throe to ten of these
pllln, according f your weight, and lie re
lieved nt. once. Never put off the feeling .
by thinking jou will soon be over it. Take
the pills nud do not rack the constitution. I
Xo longer talk atsiut the kind of
good man ought to to, but lie such
a person a
QSr PERFECT MS
Its superior eiwlltiire proTnn In millions of homrafoi
morotlmti h quartr of a century. It la used by the
United BLiti s (loTeriitnoat. Kudorsisl by the heaila nf
ttw. l rent 1'iilrereltlca astliBtioest, l'urwit and moat
Healthful. Or Price's Cresin linking I'owili-r does not
contain Anxnonla, Lhnu or Almu. Bold only lu oaua.
PIUUK 1IAK1NO lDWDKU ,
NKW VOKK. t'HH'AOO HtN KltANOIHCO.
FOR kI.
rnMssa-n-riu11
It hns pornuinontly cured thousands
of oiiHOH pronouneeil by doctors hopo
loss. ' If you hnvo pronionitory HVinp
toiim, Htiuli ns Cough, DltlU'ulty of
HroatlilUK, tVc, tlon'l Uoluv, nut uso
PISO'S CIUIK Foil CONSUMPTION
iniinodhitoly. Hy Drungists 'J.') conts.
Krwakii II you nave an Old Sore that needs
healing, und that other remedies have failed to
beiii; or a breaking out or itching of the scalp
or tKidy; or a lloil, Hum, Cut, or any ailment for
which a Salve Is suitable, buy a lifwent box oi
.llexiciiii Mill vis. which Is Warranted to
Cure when everything else falls. If not kept by
vour druggist n'nd 'iri coiim In stamps to J. 0.
1)kmknt, Agt.. Astoria, Or., and receive a boi
by mall
BR. SPINNEY s
Dr. Spinney & Co. .MfflaffiJ
NlTDVf SM act IlcDlllty, I.oasnf Vigor, Hcmliin
cny WO j,OKr,0K Viinlc iteiuury, Dvhiou
ilency, lie., duo to precunei) or abulia, enrvj.
YfllilWf MslM Htifferlnr; from tho directs
WWIHWi I VI Crij otyoiitldulfolilesor linils
erction phould avail tlirmbclvrs of our trrntini'ut,
A K)Hltlvocuri!Karujitecd In every en sc. Hyplillls,
Urinary and Vennreiil DIspuktu nil uuuntural dls
eharges, promptly aud sntotf cured.
MIDDLE-AGED MENw?w)uir.?il
enso of Kidneys or lllnddcT. Wcnk Hack, Nervous
Debility, Wasting of Hexiiul BtreutitU, etc., cured
and restored to healthy vigor.
N, II. Persons unul.lii tu visit us may be trentau
nt their homes, by eorresiionclcm-o, Medlcliies am
instructions sent by mnll or express, Cuusuttntlui.
1'risj, Baud 4 cents In stumps f or 'lha YounK Mm' I
l-'rloud or duldu to WuJlock.
1 to HH it liny. Bauiiles worth W'.l.l
TsmSt KIIKK. blues not under horses' feet.
Write. llrewMtcr Nufoly Itelii
Holder ;o lloll v. 31 lh.
Orators
say PIso'h Cure for Oon-
sumpllimliiTllllllKHT
for keeping tlm voleo
clear. 'Si eolits,
MANHOOD! HOW LOST, HOW IIKSTOHEI)
Head Dr. ('ulvenveH's Celebrated "Kssay on
tlie Itadlcal ( lire of N'liilual Weiikneci., In
duced by early Indiscretion mill excesses. The
celebrated author. In this admirable omy.
clearly demonstrates from I!0 years' siiecessful
practice, that the aliirmlngcoiiseiuetioes of said
disease in ii lit- cured cheaply, prlwitcly and
radically, no matter u hat the condition of suf
ferer may be. This lecture should bo In the
bauds of every youth and man. sent nuclei
seal In a plain envelope, post paid. I'roe sample
of uiedleliio sent on application.
The 4,ii I ve rue 1 1 .Medicine 4'o
Kstabllshed Kfl. P O. llox -IV), NewYoik, N V
Singes
who Iihvh used I"lo's
t'urii fur (loiisuniptlnu
HiiyltlsJIKHTOl'AI.i..
Hold overywlmrii. Sic.
$160 PER MONTH
And expenn-s to reireseut Hie
I;it'ifit li.'ind and lioan 'o.
In this county Host of references required Ap
ply at Home Olllee
I'ood lliillillnir Mini l-'i-iiiiclweii 4!itl.
PUR gtyg
CEEAM
AlClMsS
Pin
jjtKljfKKr Ask your Oroccr for
W Wm . - fc...1sUJjsT . IWttirrir.
VzIJHslPsBPflrltlvWyQHh .TJ'"--sbW!WH jTiJsWJJ"
JACOBS o
FOR LAMENESS AND SWELLINGS.
Intbelllp. Ctle, rulloa Co. III., June, 'S3.
Thrt or fouryt ri (vjo wi Uken with Limenni
In hip; i In bed pt of time, tried imnl doc.
ton without benint, vti cured br thrto or foal
application of at. Jcoti oil. WM. HARPIR.
Always There.
Palmrrit, Mich. Mr 19. ')-
luve nied St. Jacobs
lull lor Umcnen with belt
re iulti; hart liindltd It for tweWr jrean, alsrajt
u .,w&. o, r. w iikiMAtLoti, urnggiiu
Swellings. Little Chul. Wli Miyil.US!
Siistrcd thr ytan with welltn(i from lmpur
Hood, curtl by external ui of 8t Jacobs Oil tlo
return In ftvs yeara. ARNOLD VON HANDEL.
t Dnii.insTs am DFttrns.
THE CHARLES A. VOfiCLER CO.. Baltimore. Md.
A BIG SHOW
mlth'i Cash 8t0re, 418 Front St., 8. F., Oat
Untut ceneral dealers wet of the MlMlulpi4
Wtm. Dry Good, Notloni, Hosiery, Under
waar; Wall Taper, Stationery: Blauketi, Bed
1bx; Boot, and Shoes; Canned Goodi, Dry
InilU: Wooden, Tin, Crockery, Gbui .Oraalu.
ad Hardware. Meat, Flih, ProTiilont, Honey,
Oratn, Teed, Grocerie, Pure Splcei, Seedi, B
ni;Dmn, Medeclnei: Clocks, Ammunltlaa,
Rubber Qoodj, Tenti, and quantities of otaer
roods at lowest prices for Cash onlj. Send la.
a rap for full list by first mall, and learn bsr
WllTe cheap and well at small cost: 32 yean fat.
easiness: Customers In ererj County wtut 4
b Rck7 Mountains, ul many alaevluaa.
HOW TO ACT I ADVICE FREeI
i Mtufunt-riogrr m I.osl li;oiv
.eroii llehllll,!, l'rv
niiiliii-ci llruJIiii. tic. re
aulllDK frvm It) lUcrcUoim, exiw J,
e'e ni i'il ll llliiml Sloni-
ion Orugicllig, tf
D " " THE M.r.STON TREATMCRT.
klSJinVSJ PSBSA Srttlril boeX tenttrt"t AJdrr.t.
ffa?lllMrll THE MARSTON CO..
siawisfiiasf
IS) Park Place, New York
DQbbis, EleclriG Soap
THE BEST FAMILY SOAP
IN THE WORLD.
It is Strictly Pure. Uniform iu Quality.
TUT original f.irnml.i fer whu ti ' paid i ..cxo
.e. 'ill I' ti Ii is iic-r Is-' r inodilird or
. Ii.iiigrd m the slighter This simp 1st
lileutleiil in 111111111)- to-iliiy stltli
t lass t iimile tuetity jems iiijfi.
T I' contaliK iiollilni; tlmt i iiii Injurr
A Hie finest fiilii le, ll 1 1 alliens iolor
and lilc.lihts uluus
T I' ,thc It.mneU ,nij 11 inkcls as ne ottirr soap
A 111 the woild docs uilhnnt slinnkuig -Iraing
them Mift .mil mIiiu and tike n?w
READ THIS TWICE
nplll Kl' i igrrnl sits iiifi of timr,ofl.i1or,of
A su.ip.of lie '. md of the fdirb . wIict IXibbint
I Ii . Iri' Sn.,p use I lie conltlii; to ills ei-t Ions,
QNK 1 rlu I will demonstrate its glial merit. It
'- will pas ou In make tli.il trial
T I K 1 all lit-st things, il is ruction cly lull--L-'
tatcil and . uuntcrfeiteU
OllMHllaMM'I.Ml,!,!!
Beware of Imitations.
,lll,f.,lft, (!,
TXSIST upon Dobbins' l-'lrclric Don't take
Mannctk, l-'lectro-.M.-iRic, I'liitailelphia 1'lci.tric,
or any other fraud, simply Ih-i;iiisc ll Is cheap, They
ill mill 1 lollies, and are dear at any prur. bk for
DOIIIIIXS' KI.KCTU1C -
and take no ollirr Nearly erry Rrorerfrom Maine
to Mexico keeps il 111 stock II jonrs liasn'i it lie will
older fiom liis nearest wholesale grocer.
ID I'.Al) eaiefully llie insule wrapper around each
iN- bar, and be (.iielul 10 follow directions
011 each outside wrapper Vim enllliot uftoril to
wail longer hefon- liylng for yourself I'll, old, reliable,
aud Irul) wonik-irul soap.
I.L.CRAGIN& CO. Philadelphia
Tht OUtst Mediant in the U'orldit firobatly
UK. I S A A 1 TIIOitll'MlNlN ,
CELEBRATED EYE-WATER.
1 Ids article h uenirtiilly prepared pliyslciau's pro.
heilptlon, an I liaileenluisiiistatit 11 mi for Hourly 11
century. 'I here am few diffuses to which mankind
nro nibjivt ioro distressing than Miro eyes, and
110:10, p rliups forwhlch 111010 remedies buvo liecn
trl si wlthoiitFticsvss. Kor all external pillaiiiiiiiitlon
of Ciooyea It Is 1111 Infiilllblo remedy. If tho dlreo
tloiiiuro fo'lmvril It will rover f "II. 7i prrilcjlurly
In- Ito tho att nt on of rlivilehns 't merits. For
bv nit ('rtn-'d-l . JO" TIIO'M' ')N, SONS
v ("X. Twoy i V '
I CURE FITS!
I do not mean merely bi stop them for a time and
tlii-ii Iiuto tliriii return uvnlii, I mean 11 radical cure.
I tuivo inudo the dlseustl of KITH, Kl'lLvraV or U-AIA.
ino hii'KNKss a llfe-louK stiiily. I wariant my remedy
to cure the woi st cases. Ilccituso others have failed Is
110 reason for not host rcceiTliiKK cure. Hend ut 01100
(or 11 treatise and 11 free Isitllo uf luy Infallible remedy.
Ulru Kxiires luid I'oat Olllev.
II O, HOOT M O. 183 Pearl Ht.. New York.
EVER-READY DRESS STAYS,
Manufactured from 1TNKST Hl'HINO BTKEL,
kubbcr Coated, Satlne and Satin Covered.
GUARANTEED
Not to Hust, llreak or Split. Stitched to tha
tennis, No pockets or hot Irons required, 4
SNA I ITIAM 1IKWAUK of worth-1
UAU I IImIIMi loss ImltatlmiH. Seo
that"KVKU HKAHY " Is stamped on tho back
of tac'n Btay.
THE EVER-READY EXTENDERS
Are made of the miiuii material, with elastlo
cuds anil lluckieu.
jtsjr-sk for too KVKK-KlC.it 1Y filuys and Kx
tendon, and take 110 other.
JlIttnVN & MKT.NKK ABonta,
035 .'Uurket Struet, 8. Y.
FREE
by return mall,
inn oescnptivo
circulars of
MOODI'S HEW
TAILOR SYSTEM
oFDiisseuniNa.
Any lady of ordi
nary Intclllcenca
can easily and
quickly learn to
cut and mako
any garment,
ny atyle to any
measure for lady
or child. Addresa
MOODY & CO.,
Cincinnati, 0.
N. P. N. 17. No. VlU-H. k N 1 mo. JUW
,
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tofitJU,
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ismiMi ir.nrt.ti cR.-snsn
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