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About The Oregon scout. (Union, Union County, Or.) 188?-1918 | View Entire Issue (Feb. 7, 1889)
IGNOMINIOUS FAILURE. ITUy Colleco Men Are Not Much or a Suo cess Out In Dakota. Why don't college men do well out in Dakota? Because tho country's too big for 'era; they can't fill up tho room out there. I'll tell you ono reason why the natives don't tako to 'em. Wo built n railroad out thero. mo and Mill Slearoy we're a progressive crowd out in Da kbta ono of tho finest roads you jver saw. It was ojjlv a hundred miles long, and a hundred miles ain't much in Da kota, but it was a railroad from top to bottom. We'd made a pilo o' money, mo and Bill, and wo about owned Zero Valley, and when tho country began to get settled up wo said wo'd givo 'em a railroad, and wo did. That railroad cost a sight o' money, but it was worth it. We didn't stop at nothing to mako it first-class. "Tho Zero Valloy & Iceborough railroad" wo called it. Cars nil inlaid and veneered, yellow plush cushions on tho seats, every thing tip top. I wanted to have silver mount ings on all tho seats, but Bill wouldn't have that. He's a thinker, Bill is, and ho thought that when train robbers stopped tho train thoy'd tear tho cars to pieces, so wo let it go at nickel. Well, I wanted a regular Eastern road, with brakemen to call out the star tions. They don't generally do that in tho West, you know. I sent East for brakemen, and I ordered collego grad uates, for I was going to havo every thing tho best. 1 had 'em sent out there all trained up ready for tho first trip. They was as lino a looking set of boys as you'd want to see. When T got 'em into their bluo uniforms, with their gold buttons and silver badges, thoy did look encouraging. I was pleased, now I tell you, and I said to Bill tho morning wo was going to pull out on tho first trip, "Bill this is a great coun try; wo beat tho world on every thing wo tackle." Bill wasn't so cheorful. llo ain't a feather-brained man, you know, and he don't often let his feelings run away with him. 1 never know him to warm up over any thing but Injuns. Ho did used to get a littlo worked up over them critters in tho early days. Well, he said he hoped ovory thing would turn out all right, but ho wasn't going to yell beforo he got out of tho woods. Wo had a crowd on tho first trip. Every body was there. Every thing worked well when wo started. Buttho thing I wanted most was to hear the brakeman call out tho station. That was what I was waiting for. I had whito posts put up just whoro I wanted him to open tho door and shout out tho station. I began to get nervous when wo got near Beo-at-riss. "Beatrice," somo people call it, I don't object to that if people like it, but wo pronounco it Beo at-riss out thore, torhymowith matress, you know. Bee-at-riss. Wo named it after ShorilT Bowio's littlo girl. As I said, 1 began to get norvous whon wo got near Bee-at-riss. I was afraid ho'd forget about tho whito post, and I didn't want to havo tho wholo thing spoiled. But ho remembered it, and my heart just jumped when ho throw tho door open suddenly. Then that infernal collego dudo screamed out: "Bay-a-tree-chay! Bay-a-tree-chay! this sta tion is Bay-a-treo-ehay!" I wont into tho telegraph oflico and telegraphed down to Friezedalo for the lynching party. And that's why you seo so many collego men's graves out in Dakota, young man. Ar. Y. Tribune. SAMPLE'S ASSURANCE. How a "Nervy" Drummer l'nplcnlsl-cd His Stuck oT Cash. Numerous instances aro on record of tho striking self-possession, or in tho vernacular, "nerve," possessed by Sam Sample. Coucealed under this pseu donym is a traveling man who has friends from ono coast to tho other. Beforo ho had mado his success ns a commercial travoler ho was staying in Minneapolis for no reason whatover except that ho happoncd to bo thoro and couldn't get away. IIo was a man of good appearance, howevor, and go ing to a hotel ho registered in an im pressive manner. In a short timo ho was well acquainted with tho landlord, and when ho spoko of a draft that func tionary very promptly undertook tho responsibility of cashing it. "Just mako out your draft," said tho lnndlord. "Hero, this pieco of noto paper will do." Sam sat down and in a short timo re marked: "Hero's a draft for fifty now, if you will obligo mo ah, thanks!" "But," said tho landlord, "you hnven't mado tho draft on any body. Thoro's no drawor." "Oh, that's all right," said Sam; "You know moro peoplo than I do; just fill it in to suit yourself. I loft it blank on purpose" It is but justico to Sam to say that ho is ontiroly squaro with tho landlord now and thnt ho could cash a draft for llvo hundred thoro to-day if ho desired. Merchant Traveler. Highly Intelligent Proverbs. Don' bo onpop'lnr. Do onpop'iar man ain' liked by do neighbors. Do whitewash brush covorcth a mul titude er bpots. Do man wot steals money fum do pocket ob his frionds ain' no hotter dan a thiof. Don' oat a h'arty dinner of yer ain' hungry on havo t' pay for iU Don' proposo marriago to an old maid onloss you want to marry hor. Tnif am mighty, but he ain1 allors easy to trabbol with. Do American cltlaen am a king in ho own right, but ho nitVt got no subjects. Do wi i ami ltmb-J his winders on lcwkod Nt night bo dnt doboyglors won't hr t simifeh do flasa t git In. Uar ptr'3 Uuzar, RELIGIOUS AND EDUCATIONAL, Hemombor that education, liko come other things, doe not consist in tho multitudo of things a man possesses. J. 0. Holland. That the universe was formed by n fortuitous concourso of ntonjs, 1 will no moro believe than thnt tho accident al jumbling of tho alphabet would fall into a most ingenious treatise of philos--.ihy. Stvift. Prayer is tho profneo to tho book of Christian living; tho text of tho life sermon; tho girding on tho armor for battle; tho pilgrim's preparation for his journey, it must bo supplemented by action, or it amounts to nothing. Vhclps. Common mercies and repeated blessings becomo an old story, and nro apt to bo neglected. It is tho rnro that arrests attention and excites intorest. Thero is danger that tho number of Dl vino promises may cheapen them in our estimation and mako us indlfloront to their preciousness. Tho Sunday-school should bo tho church nt work, teaching and training its membership and its littlo ones. So shall tho church bo ablo to say: "Bo hold, I and tho children whom tho Lord hath glvon mo nro signs and won ders in Israol from tho Lord of hosts, which dwelloth in Mount Zion. Kind Words. In religious matters opposltes nro often very strangoly allied to each other. Humility brings exultation, sac rifico brings joy, and servitudo brings glory. Weakness is strongth, pain is pleasure, duties aro privileges, and la bor and prayer and fighting bring only rest and peaco. Tho rest of Heaven will bo tho workings of love, Golden Cen ser. "Yo must bo born again," said Christ to tho teacher in Israol. Tho samo word is to tho unearned man. Rich and poor como into tho family of God in tho samo way; tho great and tho lowly nro brothors hero, for both aro born of tho samo. Without this birth no ono can enter Heaven, for only thoro is lifo given; but receiving it, wo nro at onco in tho kingdom of God. United l'rcsbytcrian. It is said that, though for awhilo tho abolishment of compulsory nttond anco at daily prayors at Harvard Uni vorsity worked well, tho young mon, under tho voluntary principle, havo bo como neglectful, and it is proposed to re-establish tho old rulo requiring students to attend. "Compulsory" worship is a very poor thing, but reg ular roligious sorvlces in a collego ought to bo maintained and respected. Thoso who admiro and lovo knowl edge for its own sako ought to wish to seo its olomonts mado accessiblo to all, woro it only that thoy may bo tho moro thoroughly examined into, and moro effectually developed in their conse quences, and recoivo that ductility and plastic quality which tho pressuro of tho minds of nil description, constantly molding them to their purpose can only bestow. Sir J. F. W. Herschel. WIT AND WISDOM. Nothing is so uncertain as tho minds of tho multitudo. Livy. A littlo knowledgo wisely used is hotter than all knowledgo disused. Wo promiso nccording to our hopes and perform according to our fears. When a man settles monoy on his eon it frequently unsettles tho son. Yonkcrs Statesman. Blessed bo mirthfulnoss! It is ono of tho renovators of tho world. Men will let you nbuso them if only you will mako them laugh. Iieechcr. Tho man who is suspicious lives in a constant stato of unhnpj.lness. It would bo bettor for his peaco of mind to bo too trustful than too guarded. Tho condition of tho world would bo improved if mon wero to think less of tho dishonor of submitting to wrong, and moro of tho dishonor of doing it. What is liberty without wisdom and without virtuo? It is tho greatest of all evils; for it is folly, vico and mad ness, without tuition or restraint. Burke. You may sot it down ns a truth, which admits of fow exceptions, thnt thoso who ask your opinion really want your praise. Br. Oliver Wendell Holmes, An nffection is worth far moro than an idea if you can not lmvo both, and thero is nothing tiiat will start an idea so quickly as an aflcction. Dr. 0. H. I'arkhurst. If Mlllcted with Boro Kyea, uso Dr. Isaac Thompson's Kye Water. DruKKlsU boll it 25c. Tuy Okhmka for broakfast. "DBEAIJTY Cui-cuia Riutout Cun( 8kin ano Dumb Diuasis sou Piupui Hiwruuu NO IT..V CAN DO JfBTICB TO TIIK KSTKBM IN which tho Ci'tici'ica Kemkdikh aro held by the thousands upon thousands t hoso lives have been made happy by tho cure of Sk-onli-lnt, hu iiilliatliiK. Itching, scaly and pimply diseases of tho skiu, scalp and blood, with Us of hair. Cuticuha, tho Kreat Hkln Cure, and CUTI CUHA HoAl'. an exquisite BkJn Ileautlfler, pre pared from It, externally, and Cuticuha Kb boi.vk.vt. the new Hlood Purifier, internally, are a positive cure for every form of skin and blood disease, from pimples to scrofula Sold everywhere. Price, Cuticuha. 50c: 8oai 25c.; HK80LVKJ.T 91. Prepared by the J'ottkhDhuq and Chemical Co.,lioston, Mass. f"riend for "How to Cure Bklo Diseases. tST Pimples, blaekh-uds. chapped una oily 'tri ItT skin presented by CfTH i ka Sai Tit AJ lUicimmtlsm. Kidney Pains and Weak (ST nes speedily cured by Citiciha Anti TLVas riasTta, Uisooljr pala-tllling Nomctliliig Xetv. A new and very cirective thing which is taking hold on the market is a valuable dlscoverv innde known through Tho Charles "A- Vogeler Co., Uiiltimor, Md., proprietors of the renowned St. Jacob's Oil. and known as Diamond Vera-Cura, for Dyspepsia, a positive cure for Indiges tion mid all stonmch troubles nrisinp therefrom. If not found in the tdook of druggist or dealer, it will he sent by mail on receipt of lf cents (5 boxes 1 00) in stu mps. Samples sent on receipt of two-cent stamp. It has been found on trial to I e a speciHe for Hour stomach, heartburn, nausea, giddiness, constipa tion, nervousness ami low spirits, anil it Is spoken of nnd recommend d by hun dreds who have used It and havo found lasting benefits. Kools nnd sensible men are equally lnnoeumis. It is In the linlf-fool and half-wise that the dan ger lies. yoftAf. Sliorkius Accident. Po rend the headlines of many n newstmper column, and we ierue with palpitating Inter est the details of the entnMrophy. nnd are deep ly Impressed by the sac rallre of humnli lives Involved. Yet thousand of men ami women are falling victims every year to thnt terrible disease, consumption (scrofula of the luni), and they and their friends are satisfied to be lieve the malady incurable. Now, there could be no greater mistake. "o earthly power, of course, can restore a lutiR that is entirely wast ed, but Dr. 1'lcrce's Golden Medical Discovery will rapidly and surely arrest the ravages of consumption, It taken In time. Do not, there fore, despair, until ou have tried this wonder ful remedy. Dissimulation Is the only thltiR that makes society possible. Witnout its amenities the world would be a benr-parden. Ouafu. (Uontocl (uiirkH. "Yes, It pnys," said a big fat physician, with a name which is known throughout the medi cal world. "I have a practice wortli $ 10,1X0 a vear." "Womeu"? "es, you've cueed It "first time. They pay J10 every time they come Into my office. When one gets on my list 1 tell urn she stays"! and Dr. II laughed long and loud. This Is quackery -llt-eded, genteel quackery to keep sutleriiiK woman paying tribute year in and year out. and dolus them no good. Dr. Tierce's Kavorlto Prescription cures the peculiar weaknesses and diseases of women. It does not lie to them nor rob them. The caln of lying Is nothing else but not to bo trusted by any, nor to be believed w hen wo say the truth. A perfect specific Dr. Sage's Catarrh ltcmcdy. There is n mean in all things. Virtue Itself has its limits, which, not being strictly ob served, ceases to be virtue. For OoiitrliM, AHtlunu nnd Throat Disorders, use "Jlrotvn'i Bronchial Troches." Zi cts. a box. 0 CREAM 1(8 superior excellence proTen In millions of homes for mofe tLau a quarter of a century. It la used by tho United BUtes Ooternruent. Endorsed ly the head of the Great Unlrersltles as th Strongest, Purest and most Healthful. Dr Price s Cream linking l'owder does not contatu Aramimla, IJmo or Alum. Hold only lu cana. PHIOK IIAKINQ l'OWDEIt CO. NEW YORK OIIIOAUO ST. LOUIS WHY YOU SHOULD USE SCOTT'S EMULSION of COD LIVER oil WITI1 HYPOPHOSPHITES. It is Palatable as Milk. It is thrco times as efficacious at plain Cod Liver Oil. It is far superior to all othor so called Emulsions. It is a perfeot Emulsion, does not separate or change. Jt is wonderful as a flesh producer. It is tho best remedy for Consump tion, Scrofula, Bronchitis, Wast ing Diseases, Chronic Cough and Colds. Sold by till Dmaol't- rm m u m i kWi nH PRICE' 7 rniuc r , 50 CENTS. FOR AHtlimnCouifliH," CoIiIh," ('roup, In Ituciizit, IlroucliltlH, Cnturrli, Wlioop-l-iU-Cotigli, I.ohh of Vole', Incipient (t'oiiHiiinptlon, iindjlull'l'lirout nnd Luiii Trouble. J. R. GATES & 00.7 PROP'S. 417 hansoiiie hlreet, Sun Francisco, 'al. Oil. SPINNEY s Seattle Dispensary, fSfnSK?, 8KATTiiK..W. T. NPt3fOllft I)eDlllty,I.oiff Vltfor, Bemlnal nCKVUUO Loie, Wun k Memory, Despon dency, lie, due to excesses or abuse, cured, YOUNG MEN0?euTl.eM cretlon should avail themielvr of our treatment. A positive cure KusrasUird In every run, Hyphllls, Urinary and Venereal Jlliu-ases all unnatural dls ctanfn, promptly and safely Cured. MIDDLE-AGED MENfeM: rase of Kidneys or Illadder. Weak Hack, Nervous Debility, WattinK of Hextiul tttrenKlu, etc., cured ind restored to healthy vior. , ' Ji, II. Persons unable to visit us may bo treated f t their homes, by correspondence, Aledlcliiea am' uitructtons sent br matlor eiprest. Uonsnltatiot 1 rut. linJ I cents In stamps fur lie Voudk ilka'i brtendorliuldutuW wtlock. J, II. riNK.AKHnyrrnud Analytical CueuilHt, Laboratory. 101 first St., 1'orUand, Or. Analysos made of all mbsUncea. N. P. K. U. No. W33-S. F. N. U. No. 315 k puw.eC PRICES POWDER Men boast of their great actions, but they are oftcner the effect ef chance than design. Men's actions are not to be Judged of at first sight. Arc AVo to Have Anntlirr WnrV Pome political prophets aver that R- shall. He thnt as it may, the battle waged by medlcul science against disease will never cease until we arrive at that Utopian epoch when the hu man family shall cene to Vie atlllcted with bod llv ailments. One of the most potent weapons which the armory of medicine furnishes, Is Hos teller's Stomach Hitters, which is of special utllltv as a lamlly remedy, as It is adapted to the Immediate relief and ultimate cure of those disorders of the stomach, liver and twiwcli which are of commonest occurrence. Indiges tion, biliousness and constipation are Insep arable companions, and these aliments are com pletely eradicated by the Hitters. Hut the reme dial scope of this superlatively holeeme ami genial medicine takes in also nenous ailments, rheumatism and kiuduey troubles; its action In these, as In the other complaints, being char acterized by uuequalcd thoroughness. In the bottle dlcont seeks for comfort, cow onllce for courage, bashfulness for confidence, adness for joy, and all llud ruin, "White. Elephant of Slam, Lion of Khr land, DniKoii of China, Cress of Swltzer, land, Hanner of TerMa, Crescent of Knypt Double Kaclo of Httssln, Star of Chill, Tito Circle of Japan, Harp of Krln. To net these buy a box of tho Renuino Hit. C. McLanii's Cki.khuatkii Livkk Pii.i.s, price cents, and nin.ll us tho out side wrapper with your ndtlress, plainly written, and 4 cents In stamps. W e will then mail you thu nbovo list with an ele gant packagu of olcographic and chro matic inrds. Fleming Uitos., Pittshuko, Pa. The gift of gifts Is love, and there Is no other In th e world that can hide Its lack or make good its scantiness. A'osridi. Somo venrs ngo T was thrown from a horse In McLennan county, and received a frightful wound on one ufinr leg-". For more than a year I was mi utile to wall;. T e wound ulcerated and refused to lieal. and every one thought I would have tosu mit to amputation. KS.S. w as recommended, and I used It freelv.itnd I shall never get through thanking S. S. S. for fravlng my leg, and restoring mo to perfect health. Oakland Wii.sov, l'alestlne, Texas, July, "t, s. Send for treatise on Hlood and Skin Dlsensesi midlcMlfree. SWII'T SITCH'It' CO., Drawer a, Atlanta, Oa. SALESMEN Wo wish n few men to sell our goods by sample in uio wnoisiuo ami re tall triuh.. Ijirirest lniitm- Trsln urllne. KnclosoSccut stamp. Wagts $.1 ier Day. I'ermanent position. So postals answered. Money advanced for wages, advertising, etc. Ten teuiilnl .llaiiufflcturliig Co , Cliiciu nail, Ohio. PIANOS.- IstlTcmtunis. i!5.0001n use, SO years Kstablishcd. Ne i iiatcntcd Stool Tuning Do- Uco, in uso in no othor l-iano, uy w men our nanus stand In tuno 20 cars, good for 100 ; not affected hy climate. No wood to split, break, swell, shrink, crack, decay, or wear out; o guarantee it. Klo gnnt Kosewood Cases, 3 strings, double repeating action: finest Ivorv kovs. tho Famous ANTISEI.U Call erwrlto for Catalogue, free. T. M. ANTlSKI.Li PIANO CO., Manufacturers, Odd Follows' Hall, Mar ket and boventn streets, sua f rancisco. CHICHESTER'S ENGLISH PENNYROYAL PILLS BED CSCS3 CIAUCKD E..AU3. Ol Ulnftl. lrl, only (r.nulnr nl ri liable fill for lr. .Sivrr K.ll. . U for t'Slehttttr'i A'mjIuA Diamond Brand, ' r-.l m- RtlllO bOftra. n'ltlUh lllu rib- ?ton. At Dr-iffs'st". Accept mi nllii-r. All rill, lu rnutp. twanl plok nrsrpr" sr Rilaiiffpr- oils oeuiilvrftlt. Spn.l -Ic. (itni.i rur p.rllcu.'. iml "Itcllrf f.ir l.allrm I" lrlltr.br return luall. 10.000 Lit!- nunlins Iron LADIES oliohxisuicJ Uiem. Mu rxr. Cliichi-ster t'hi-iiih-alto.,31aillsonSq.,l'lilIa.,ra. OR. PIERCE'S HEW BELT AND RUSPtflSUHT, i ases of both sexes. ''rlc-iV-yfTsii pillimill miuu, -"i'1-u 'Hlai'vCsTrti l,rU..ul,wl unnillhlvtKll.:. 'W. VJJW.. .rltf ICI I'llIti:. irriiptured Crflc,yW5fl send stump lor l'amplilet No. 1. Jvj 'IM'.S. New Invention. Send 2o V stamp I'orl'umphlet No. .). Ad Iress; '( , M. K. T. 'o.,TOI Sacramento St., San Francisco. ( nl. Rather than the Cheapctl PORTWrJD BUSINESS COLLEGE, l'nrll.-.ni). Oregon. t'eileel. i-iillliiinelil. 1 114 itihjll lllstl'HCtloil. flab. Ilslied reimtation,i.'i'ow'lim pnnulatlty. Business, Shoftliantl, Common School and Penntin3hlp Depitt mcnti, .Students admated nt any Mine. Cata logue ami specimens of penmanship sent fiee. J. A. wKSCO.Nsr'i. A. P. AKUSTHOMl. 1'rln. ASTHMA cured CERMAN ASTHMA CURE I I Tnol.nllv mllHvnn thn most violent attack, and I r ... i ll. t af'k ur 1-riali m .... I HLLTM.Ileinff UHodhv inhalation. It action lalm- Imedlato, direct ana rrrlnlti and n euro in the I result In all curabloca-a, A nlnslo trial con I vincea thamoHtekt-Ptical. rfcoMki. and $1,001 oi anr utukkii " mnu nnminu i rrii iuri titnn Ir. ILHOI11FFMANN.MU l'nl.H.Ba. AGENTS WANTED S DlNtniice no hindrance. Dig 1' Pub. House, St. l'uul. Minn. for our fast selling i i... .....i i.ti.1.... inikH linn uiuin. ...... , routs, j.iniiyruui WELL DRILLS FOR EVERY PURPOSE. Sold on Trial ! nrestincnt small, proflti iH. Kml tOo for malltlitf laruo Illustrated Cataliiglie with full particulars. Man ufactured by GOULDS & AUSTIN, 117 .ts lOU Luke Ht., CHICAGO. ILL. The UTias given anirtrf sal satisfaction In th cure of Uonorrhfra and tlnf. la W. a n TH OaanstMl sol w I Gleet. 1 prescribe II and feel sale In rccouimend- IUH Diruuus. urdoolr br ih EutruiCitslulC. Inc It to all sufferer. ,1.J. STOSEII, ILD , Cincinnati, acatur. in. Ohio. PIIICR, 81.00. Trd ukl Bold hy SruiiClstS. I IJUV TIIK I1KHT. TAKK NO CIIANCKH. MEXICAN SALVE THE GREAT HEALER, CurcH CiitH, SoniH. Salt Ithotun, Dolls. Pimples, Felons, Skin Dlacases, and all ollinentt for which u Halvo m unliable,. For taking out sorenuH and huallnu H uctn like uiuglc. 'if) cents a box, at all 'lrugglstH, THE VAN MONCI8CAR PRIVATE DISPENSARY. NOH. liili mid 131 TJIIKD HTHUI'.T, Portland, Oregon. It the on) Prlrtte Ils--iriiury In Portland fir on the Noithscit Ooatt, whi-re itleuU aresuccw fulljrtnau.lfurallNKUV Ol H. CllltONIO AND I'JII VATK IIIHr.AMKH in jtuuiik or bhl, slnifle ur u.a'rud, such al Ul.vr JIANIIOOI), Nrrvoua dcbilltjr, M-inlnal Iosmi, failing nifui.ry. lyphdltlc eruntlona, tl lu.li of iiit-reurr kiiluef and bladder troubles, gull urrhra, (teet, stricture tie. .CO.NHL'LTATION rilUK.I A V a ii a g 1 1 rw ONCE CURED NO RELAPSE. OTljlaal statsment, mL Rn-c4NoT., 1136. Mr. R. B. KjrU, Tovcr Blll.Apt-omsttoxCo. ,Va., vrltt: 'Kait acuta rhea mstlira rsral years; iri oti! tmlnrnt Jhrilclsni atunded rat; ad ipairai; ns relief; not f ipected to lire for hours; rubbed all erer with St. Jacobs Oil; trit arpllca Hon rellered; second re moved pain; continued uea enred me; no telspie la four-reart; do at much work ai erer." uriLinal Statement. 1E31. Renewed Nor. 1, 181). Mr. Jno. R. Wall, Mi E. 4th St., 8. Boiton, Man.i "Buffered acute faint I month! la both Intet; to badcouldnotjetup tain. Applied St. Ja cobs Oil at night; much rellered In the mornlnf. Tried It again; pain final. It left me entlrflj". I hare had no retarn of pain since. X am completely cured.'' AT DRtJOOISTS AD . 1 AtLRS EVLKV WHnRE. THE CHARLES A. VOGELER CO.. Baltimore. Md. Diamond Vera-Cura FOR DYSPEPSIA. A rMrmi emu ro ikdiohtio axs Ul ttaaaah Troablee A riling Tiwsrrom. Tour Dmcffitt or Ornmil Vraler uU pd T'ml Oira Jor you V already tn tlocl, or if vill b4 sernf c naiJ cm rtetlfit o25 ctt. (6 bout fcl.OO) im Minpt. Bamplt tml on rtctipi o 1nl Hamp. TKI CHARLES A. VOCELER CO.. BaMaor. Hi. U frvprletore ul M uiluunii. $5 T tS8 ii nnjr, Snniilcs worth $1.W, Kill.!. I Jncs mit under the horses feet, Writo llRrw sTrR'sSrsTTUiIloLrrRLo..HiUy,"Hloh. PIN W A Y U1A.I(!1I, I'KAMK A O I till Yrt I . u.vt'Il. Onblor, Hoonlsb ltano; I'urdett Organs, band Initrunienta. LaiKtvt tock of Shoet Music and Hoots. Hands supplltKl al Kastom I'rloea. MATTUIAH OUAV !.. 5M Po.' ktti OCR TltADK MARK Formrrt. It Is impor tant that tho Soda or Baleratus you use should be White and Pure samt) M all similar substance ssd for food. To Insure) obtaining only the"Arm eft Hammer" brand Bods, or Baleratus, buy It In "pound or half pound" cartoons. which bearour name and trade-mark, as Inferior goods arosemo tlmes substituted fiMhe "Arm & Hammer" brand when bought tn bulk. Parties using Baking Powder should remem ber that Its sole rising property consists ofbl Id- oarbonate of soda. On teatpoonfulof the "Arm Js Hammer" brand of Boda or Baleratus mixed with sour milk equals ON EVERY Packed in Card Board Boxes. Always keeps Soft IfYou Are Sick With Hcndnclio, NcurnlRtn, Hlirtimntlsm Iiysjicp sift, lllllousncss, Hlood Humors, Kidney Disease, Constipation, yeinalo Troubles, IVver and A(ue, Sleeplessuoss, rurllal Paralysis, or Xervous l'ros tration, uso Palne's Celery Coinouiid and bo cured. In each of tlicto tho cause is mental or physical overwork, anxiety, exposure or lmtlarln, the cireet of which Is to weaken tho nenoiis sys tem, rcsttltliiK Inoiio of these dUenscs. ltemovo tho c.u'sk with that ijrwtt Ncrvo Tonic, ami tlio result will disappear. Paine's Celery Compound Jas, I.. IIowhn. Hprln-jdeld, Jtass., writes: " Palne's Celery Com-iound cannot lie excelled us a Nerve 'limle. In my case a sIiirIo Isittlj tvrotiKht a great clmiiKe .My nervoiiMiehs entirely disappeared, and with It tho re-sitltln-; atlectlon of thu stoniaeh, heart and liver, and the wholo tone of the system was wonderl'udy invigorated. I tell my friends, if sick as I havo been, Palne's Celery Comixnmd Will Cure You! Fold by dru-rKlsts. SI ; six for $,". Prepared only by Wixi.i, IticiiAiinsoN .V Co., liurlliif-luti, VU For the Aged, Nervous, Debilitated. THE COW llHANl) TO PWICHT-S? DELICIOUS BISCUITS or WHOLESOME BREAD USE Dwighps Cow-Brand Soda-Saleratus. ABSOLUTELY PURE. ALWAYS UNIFORM AND FULL WEIGHT. S smre that thsrs Is a picture of a Cow on your package and you will hare the boat Boda made, THIS COW JltANlX, Kdwight-sTI Z. rJ?. WEIGHT, Voot of aioi-rlNon Htrect, 1'oi-tliiiul, Oregon. General Aiont for tho ADVANCE ENGINES THRESHERS Al POWERS ''iP I especially request tlioso conteinplntliiB purchasing cither un KtiRlno or Thresher next season to look tip thu record of thu ADVANCK. It U the only machine ever sold on the l'aclfio Cuait that has given entire lalltacllun. I also deal in Laundry Machinery, Marine Engines. All kinds of Brass Goods, Inspirators, Injectors, Oilers, Reapers, Mowers. Chemical Fire Extinguishers, and Engines, Oils, Bolting, Hose, "Wronohos, Etc. IV UVK.I K.Omi.UUO I"!'!" l-eliete tht wwwat.- n to Seeds of tho largest nnd nviet reliable honse, and th. nfo Ferry's Secis D. M. rEKUV CO aro v rcLiiiiM lot Isod to be tho TWV'"' Seedsmen i"r rvrr&Sv In tho -orld. t & Co's t-riced rare a nil jc r'.ut'utncrs Earliest Caullfowcr In eilttfcce. r I vcrv nMnt ( r -i Fnt I ..r ITie-f i"ds hi . i-ii. II. ir it a'liinw '"-nU.roicli. OTho BUYERS' QUIDS la lBsuod Maroh and Sopt., oach yoar. It ts an ency clopedia of uaoful lnfor mntlon for all who pur chaso tho luxuries or tho nsco8sitios of lifo. Wo can olotho you and furnish you with all tho nocossary and unnecessary appllancos to rido, walk, danco, sloop, cat, fish, hunt, work, go to church, or stay at homo, and in various sizes, styles and quantities. Just flguro out what is roqulrod to do all thoso' things COMFORTABLY, and you can mako a fair estimato of tho valuo of tho BUYERS' GUIDE, whloh will bo sent upon receipt of 10 conts to pay postage, MONTGOMERY WARD & CO. 111-114 Miohigan Avonuo, Chicago, ILL four teaspoon fulsof tht beatllaktng l'owder,aT lng twenty times 1U eott, besides belns much healthier, because) it does not con tain any injurious substances, such as alum, terra albs) etc., of which many Dak tng l'owdcrt are mad. Dairymen and Farmer shoulduse only the-'Arm & Hammer" brand for cleaning and keeping Milk rani awett and Clean. CUtmon. Bea that Tery.ponnd package of "Arm and llimmir Brand" contains full 16 ounces net. and tht pound package tWJ ewwi net, Boda or Baleratus same as speci fied in each packag. PAOKAQS. Wnrrnntcd to color moro goots than any othct lyes ever made, mill to give moro brilliant ami durable colors. Ask for tho Diamond, nnd tuko no other. A Dress Dyed A Coat Cabled n a . FOR IO uuiiiiumt) nvnuwuu i CENTS. A Child can use themlr Unoqunllcrl for nil Pnncy nnd Art Work. At ilrtigKists and .Merchants. Uyo Hook free. WELtS, ninMRn('flN A CO,, Prons., Burlington, VU MAKE ' BEST AND FASTEST THRESHERS IN THE WORLD. THE ONLY DEALER O PACIFIC COAST Thai ships Bells! CAR LOADS. PRICfES GREATLY REDUCED All slzen In stock rom 40 wiiiids to ,iif 0. Bond for IIBDOOKD PIOKS. Ittmiember It Isaplwisuro to hliow Kood or answer quwitlons It you cannot cull writo m'X '-:S ft "u and' 1 hnr
