IGNOMINIOUS FAILURE.
ITUy Colleco Men Are Not Much or a Suo
cess Out In Dakota.
Why don't college men do well out in
Dakota? Because tho country's too big
for 'era; they can't fill up tho room out
there. I'll tell you ono reason why the
natives don't tako to 'em. Wo built n
railroad out thero. mo and Mill Slearoy
we're a progressive crowd out in Da
kbta ono of tho finest roads you jver
saw. It was ojjlv a hundred miles long,
and a hundred miles ain't much in Da
kota, but it was a railroad from top to
bottom. We'd made a pilo o' money,
mo and Bill, and wo about owned Zero
Valley, and when tho country began to
get settled up wo said wo'd givo 'em a
railroad, and wo did. That railroad
cost a sight o' money, but it was worth
it. We didn't stop at nothing to mako
it first-class. "Tho Zero Valloy &
Iceborough railroad" wo called it. Cars
nil inlaid and veneered, yellow plush
cushions on tho seats, every thing tip
top. I wanted to have silver mount
ings on all tho seats, but Bill wouldn't
have that. He's a thinker, Bill is, and
ho thought that when train robbers
stopped tho train thoy'd tear tho cars
to pieces, so wo let it go at nickel.
Well, I wanted a regular Eastern
road, with brakemen to call out the star
tions. They don't generally do that in
tho West, you know. I sent East for
brakemen, and I ordered collego grad
uates, for I was going to havo every
thing tho best. 1 had 'em sent out there
all trained up ready for tho first trip.
They was as lino a looking set of boys
as you'd want to see. When T got 'em
into their bluo uniforms, with their
gold buttons and silver badges, thoy
did look encouraging. I was pleased,
now I tell you, and I said to Bill tho
morning wo was going to pull out on
tho first trip, "Bill this is a great coun
try; wo beat tho world on every thing
wo tackle."
Bill wasn't so cheorful. llo ain't a
feather-brained man, you know, and he
don't often let his feelings run away
with him. 1 never know him to warm
up over any thing but Injuns. Ho did
used to get a littlo worked up over them
critters in tho early days. Well, he
said he hoped ovory thing would turn
out all right, but ho wasn't going to yell
beforo he got out of tho woods.
Wo had a crowd on tho first trip.
Every body was there. Every thing
worked well when wo started. Buttho
thing I wanted most was to hear the
brakeman call out tho station. That
was what I was waiting for. I had
whito posts put up just whoro I wanted
him to open tho door and shout out tho
station. I began to get nervous when
wo got near Beo-at-riss. "Beatrice,"
somo people call it, I don't object to
that if people like it, but wo pronounco
it Beo at-riss out thore, torhymowith
matress, you know. Bee-at-riss. Wo
named it after ShorilT Bowio's littlo girl.
As I said, 1 began to get norvous whon
wo got near Bee-at-riss. I was afraid
ho'd forget about tho whito post, and I
didn't want to havo tho wholo thing
spoiled.
But ho remembered it, and my heart
just jumped when ho throw tho door
open suddenly. Then that infernal
collego dudo screamed out: "Bay-a-tree-chay!
Bay-a-tree-chay! this sta
tion is Bay-a-treo-ehay!"
I wont into tho telegraph oflico and
telegraphed down to Friezedalo for the
lynching party. And that's why you
seo so many collego men's graves out
in Dakota, young man. Ar. Y. Tribune.
SAMPLE'S ASSURANCE.
How a "Nervy" Drummer l'nplcnlsl-cd
His Stuck oT Cash.
Numerous instances aro on record of
tho striking self-possession, or in tho
vernacular, "nerve," possessed by Sam
Sample. Coucealed under this pseu
donym is a traveling man who has
friends from ono coast to tho other.
Beforo ho had mado his success ns a
commercial travoler ho was staying in
Minneapolis for no reason whatover
except that ho happoncd to bo thoro
and couldn't get away. IIo was a man
of good appearance, howevor, and go
ing to a hotel ho registered in an im
pressive manner. In a short timo ho
was well acquainted with tho landlord,
and when ho spoko of a draft that func
tionary very promptly undertook tho
responsibility of cashing it.
"Just mako out your draft," said tho
lnndlord. "Hero, this pieco of noto
paper will do."
Sam sat down and in a short timo re
marked: "Hero's a draft for fifty now,
if you will obligo mo ah, thanks!"
"But," said tho landlord, "you
hnven't mado tho draft on any body.
Thoro's no drawor."
"Oh, that's all right," said Sam;
"You know moro peoplo than I do;
just fill it in to suit yourself. I loft it
blank on purpose"
It is but justico to Sam to say that ho
is ontiroly squaro with tho landlord
now and thnt ho could cash a draft for
llvo hundred thoro to-day if ho desired.
Merchant Traveler.
Highly Intelligent Proverbs.
Don' bo onpop'lnr. Do onpop'iar man
ain' liked by do neighbors.
Do whitewash brush covorcth a mul
titude er bpots.
Do man wot steals money fum do
pocket ob his frionds ain' no hotter dan
a thiof.
Don' oat a h'arty dinner of yer ain'
hungry on havo t' pay for iU
Don' proposo marriago to an old maid
onloss you want to marry hor.
Tnif am mighty, but he ain1 allors easy
to trabbol with.
Do American cltlaen am a king in ho
own right, but ho nitVt got no subjects.
Do wi i ami ltmb-J his winders on
lcwkod Nt night bo dnt doboyglors won't
hr t simifeh do flasa t git In. Uar
ptr'3 Uuzar,
RELIGIOUS AND EDUCATIONAL,
Hemombor that education, liko
come other things, doe not consist in
tho multitudo of things a man possesses.
J. 0. Holland.
That the universe was formed by n
fortuitous concourso of ntonjs, 1 will
no moro believe than thnt tho accident
al jumbling of tho alphabet would fall
into a most ingenious treatise of philos--.ihy.
Stvift.
Prayer is tho profneo to tho book
of Christian living; tho text of tho life
sermon; tho girding on tho armor for
battle; tho pilgrim's preparation for
his journey, it must bo supplemented
by action, or it amounts to nothing.
Vhclps.
Common mercies and repeated
blessings becomo an old story, and nro
apt to bo neglected. It is tho rnro that
arrests attention and excites intorest.
Thero is danger that tho number of Dl
vino promises may cheapen them in our
estimation and mako us indlfloront to
their preciousness.
Tho Sunday-school should bo tho
church nt work, teaching and training
its membership and its littlo ones. So
shall tho church bo ablo to say: "Bo
hold, I and tho children whom tho
Lord hath glvon mo nro signs and won
ders in Israol from tho Lord of hosts,
which dwelloth in Mount Zion. Kind
Words.
In religious matters opposltes nro
often very strangoly allied to each
other. Humility brings exultation, sac
rifico brings joy, and servitudo brings
glory. Weakness is strongth, pain is
pleasure, duties aro privileges, and la
bor and prayer and fighting bring only
rest and peaco. Tho rest of Heaven will
bo tho workings of love, Golden Cen
ser. "Yo must bo born again," said
Christ to tho teacher in Israol. Tho
samo word is to tho unearned man.
Rich and poor como into tho family of
God in tho samo way; tho great and tho
lowly nro brothors hero, for both aro
born of tho samo. Without this birth
no ono can enter Heaven, for only thoro
is lifo given; but receiving it, wo nro at
onco in tho kingdom of God. United
l'rcsbytcrian.
It is said that, though for awhilo
tho abolishment of compulsory nttond
anco at daily prayors at Harvard Uni
vorsity worked well, tho young mon,
under tho voluntary principle, havo bo
como neglectful, and it is proposed to
re-establish tho old rulo requiring
students to attend. "Compulsory"
worship is a very poor thing, but reg
ular roligious sorvlces in a collego
ought to bo maintained and respected.
Thoso who admiro and lovo knowl
edge for its own sako ought to wish to
seo its olomonts mado accessiblo to all,
woro it only that thoy may bo tho moro
thoroughly examined into, and moro
effectually developed in their conse
quences, and recoivo that ductility and
plastic quality which tho pressuro of
tho minds of nil description, constantly
molding them to their purpose can
only bestow. Sir J. F. W. Herschel.
WIT AND WISDOM.
Nothing is so uncertain as tho minds
of tho multitudo. Livy.
A littlo knowledgo wisely used is
hotter than all knowledgo disused.
Wo promiso nccording to our
hopes and perform according to our
fears.
When a man settles monoy on his
eon it frequently unsettles tho son.
Yonkcrs Statesman.
Blessed bo mirthfulnoss! It is ono
of tho renovators of tho world. Men will
let you nbuso them if only you will
mako them laugh. Iieechcr.
Tho man who is suspicious lives in
a constant stato of unhnpj.lness. It
would bo bettor for his peaco of mind to
bo too trustful than too guarded.
Tho condition of tho world would
bo improved if mon wero to think less
of tho dishonor of submitting to wrong,
and moro of tho dishonor of doing it.
What is liberty without wisdom
and without virtuo? It is tho greatest
of all evils; for it is folly, vico and mad
ness, without tuition or restraint.
Burke.
You may sot it down ns a truth,
which admits of fow exceptions, thnt
thoso who ask your opinion really want
your praise. Br. Oliver Wendell
Holmes,
An nffection is worth far moro than
an idea if you can not lmvo both, and
thero is nothing tiiat will start an idea
so quickly as an aflcction. Dr. 0. H.
I'arkhurst.
If Mlllcted with Boro Kyea, uso Dr. Isaac
Thompson's Kye Water. DruKKlsU boll it 25c.
Tuy Okhmka for broakfast.
"DBEAIJTY
Cui-cuia Riutout Cun(
8kin ano Dumb Diuasis
sou Piupui Hiwruuu
NO IT..V CAN DO JfBTICB TO TIIK KSTKBM IN
which tho Ci'tici'ica Kemkdikh aro held by
the thousands upon thousands t hoso lives have
been made happy by tho cure of Sk-onli-lnt, hu
iiilliatliiK. Itching, scaly and pimply diseases of
tho skiu, scalp and blood, with Us of hair.
Cuticuha, tho Kreat Hkln Cure, and CUTI
CUHA HoAl'. an exquisite BkJn Ileautlfler, pre
pared from It, externally, and Cuticuha Kb
boi.vk.vt. the new Hlood Purifier, internally,
are a positive cure for every form of skin and
blood disease, from pimples to scrofula
Sold everywhere. Price, Cuticuha. 50c:
8oai 25c.; HK80LVKJ.T 91. Prepared by the
J'ottkhDhuq and Chemical Co.,lioston, Mass.
f"riend for "How to Cure Bklo Diseases.
tST Pimples, blaekh-uds. chapped una oily 'tri
ItT skin presented by CfTH i ka Sai Tit
AJ lUicimmtlsm. Kidney Pains and Weak
(ST nes speedily cured by Citiciha Anti
TLVas riasTta, Uisooljr pala-tllling
Nomctliliig Xetv.
A new and very cirective thing which
is taking hold on the market is a valuable
dlscoverv innde known through Tho
Charles "A- Vogeler Co., Uiiltimor, Md.,
proprietors of the renowned St. Jacob's
Oil. and known as Diamond Vera-Cura,
for Dyspepsia, a positive cure for Indiges
tion mid all stonmch troubles nrisinp
therefrom. If not found in the tdook of
druggist or dealer, it will he sent by mail
on receipt of lf cents (5 boxes 1 00) in
stu mps. Samples sent on receipt
of two-cent stamp. It has been found on
trial to I e a speciHe for Hour stomach,
heartburn, nausea, giddiness, constipa
tion, nervousness ami low spirits, anil it
Is spoken of nnd recommend d by hun
dreds who have used It and havo found
lasting benefits.
Kools nnd sensible men are equally lnnoeumis.
It is In the linlf-fool and half-wise that the dan
ger lies. yoftAf.
Sliorkius Accident.
Po rend the headlines of many n newstmper
column, and we ierue with palpitating Inter
est the details of the entnMrophy. nnd are deep
ly Impressed by the sac rallre of humnli lives
Involved. Yet thousand of men ami women
are falling victims every year to thnt terrible
disease, consumption (scrofula of the luni),
and they and their friends are satisfied to be
lieve the malady incurable. Now, there could
be no greater mistake. "o earthly power, of
course, can restore a lutiR that is entirely wast
ed, but Dr. 1'lcrce's Golden Medical Discovery
will rapidly and surely arrest the ravages of
consumption, It taken In time. Do not, there
fore, despair, until ou have tried this wonder
ful remedy.
Dissimulation Is the only thltiR that makes
society possible. Witnout its amenities the
world would be a benr-parden. Ouafu.
(Uontocl (uiirkH.
"Yes, It pnys," said a big fat physician, with
a name which is known throughout the medi
cal world. "I have a practice wortli $ 10,1X0 a
vear." "Womeu"? "es, you've cueed It
"first time. They pay J10 every time they come
Into my office. When one gets on my list 1 tell
urn she stays"! and Dr. II laughed long and
loud. This Is quackery -llt-eded, genteel
quackery to keep sutleriiiK woman paying
tribute year in and year out. and dolus them
no good. Dr. Tierce's Kavorlto Prescription
cures the peculiar weaknesses and diseases of
women. It does not lie to them nor rob them.
The caln of lying Is nothing else but not to
bo trusted by any, nor to be believed w hen wo
say the truth.
A perfect specific Dr. Sage's Catarrh ltcmcdy.
There is n mean in all things. Virtue Itself
has its limits, which, not being strictly ob
served, ceases to be virtue.
For OoiitrliM, AHtlunu nnd Throat
Disorders, use "Jlrotvn'i Bronchial Troches." Zi
cts. a box.
0
CREAM
1(8 superior excellence proTen In millions of homes for
mofe tLau a quarter of a century. It la used by tho
United BUtes Ooternruent. Endorsed ly the head of
the Great Unlrersltles as th Strongest, Purest and most
Healthful. Dr Price s Cream linking l'owder does not
contatu Aramimla, IJmo or Alum. Hold only lu cana.
PHIOK IIAKINQ l'OWDEIt CO.
NEW YORK OIIIOAUO ST. LOUIS
WHY YOU SHOULD USE
SCOTT'S
EMULSION
of COD LIVER oil WITI1
HYPOPHOSPHITES.
It is Palatable as Milk.
It is thrco times as efficacious at
plain Cod Liver Oil.
It is far superior to all othor so
called Emulsions.
It is a perfeot Emulsion, does not
separate or change.
Jt is wonderful as a flesh producer.
It is tho best remedy for Consump
tion, Scrofula, Bronchitis, Wast
ing Diseases, Chronic Cough and
Colds.
Sold by till Dmaol't-
rm m u m i kWi nH
PRICE'
7 rniuc r ,
50 CENTS.
FOR
AHtlimnCouifliH," CoIiIh," ('roup, In
Ituciizit, IlroucliltlH, Cnturrli, Wlioop-l-iU-Cotigli,
I.ohh of Vole', Incipient
(t'oiiHiiinptlon, iindjlull'l'lirout nnd
Luiii Trouble.
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Oil. SPINNEY s
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nCKVUUO Loie, Wun k Memory, Despon
dency, lie, due to excesses or abuse, cured,
YOUNG MEN0?euTl.eM
cretlon should avail themielvr of our treatment.
A positive cure KusrasUird In every run, Hyphllls,
Urinary and Venereal Jlliu-ases all unnatural dls
ctanfn, promptly and safely Cured.
MIDDLE-AGED MENfeM:
rase of Kidneys or Illadder. Weak Hack, Nervous
Debility, WattinK of Hextiul tttrenKlu, etc., cured
ind restored to healthy vior. ,
' Ji, II. Persons unable to visit us may bo treated
f t their homes, by correspondence, Aledlcliiea am'
uitructtons sent br matlor eiprest. Uonsnltatiot
1 rut. linJ I cents In stamps fur lie Voudk ilka'i
brtendorliuldutuW wtlock.
J, II. riNK.AKHnyrrnud Analytical
CueuilHt, Laboratory. 101 first St., 1'orUand,
Or. Analysos made of all mbsUncea.
N. P. K. U. No. W33-S. F. N. U. No. 315
k puw.eC
PRICES
POWDER
Men boast of their great actions, but they are
oftcner the effect ef chance than design. Men's
actions are not to be Judged of at first sight.
Arc AVo to Have Anntlirr WnrV
Pome political prophets aver that R- shall.
He thnt as it may, the battle waged by medlcul
science against disease will never cease until
we arrive at that Utopian epoch when the hu
man family shall cene to Vie atlllcted with bod
llv ailments. One of the most potent weapons
which the armory of medicine furnishes, Is Hos
teller's Stomach Hitters, which is of special
utllltv as a lamlly remedy, as It is adapted to
the Immediate relief and ultimate cure of those
disorders of the stomach, liver and twiwcli
which are of commonest occurrence. Indiges
tion, biliousness and constipation are Insep
arable companions, and these aliments are com
pletely eradicated by the Hitters. Hut the reme
dial scope of this superlatively holeeme ami
genial medicine takes in also nenous ailments,
rheumatism and kiuduey troubles; its action In
these, as In the other complaints, being char
acterized by uuequalcd thoroughness.
In the bottle dlcont seeks for comfort, cow
onllce for courage, bashfulness for confidence,
adness for joy, and all llud ruin,
"White. Elephant of Slam, Lion of Khr
land, DniKoii of China, Cress of Swltzer,
land, Hanner of TerMa, Crescent of Knypt
Double Kaclo of Httssln, Star of Chill, Tito
Circle of Japan, Harp of Krln.
To net these buy a box of tho Renuino
Hit. C. McLanii's Cki.khuatkii Livkk
Pii.i.s, price cents, and nin.ll us tho out
side wrapper with your ndtlress, plainly
written, and 4 cents In stamps. W e will
then mail you thu nbovo list with an ele
gant packagu of olcographic and chro
matic inrds.
Fleming Uitos., Pittshuko, Pa.
The gift of gifts Is love, and there Is no other
In th e world that can hide Its lack or make
good its scantiness. A'osridi.
Somo venrs ngo T was thrown from a horse In
McLennan county, and received a frightful wound
on one ufinr leg-". For more than a year I was mi
utile to wall;. T e wound ulcerated and refused
to lieal. and every one thought I would have
tosu mit to amputation. KS.S. w as recommended,
and I used It freelv.itnd I shall never get through
thanking S. S. S. for fravlng my leg, and restoring
mo to perfect health. Oakland Wii.sov,
l'alestlne, Texas, July, "t, s.
Send for treatise on Hlood and Skin Dlsensesi
midlcMlfree. SWII'T SITCH'It' CO.,
Drawer a, Atlanta, Oa.
SALESMEN
Wo wish n few men to
sell our goods by sample
in uio wnoisiuo ami re
tall triuh.. Ijirirest lniitm-
Trsln urllne. KnclosoSccut stamp. Wagts $.1 ier
Day. I'ermanent position. So postals answered.
Money advanced for wages, advertising, etc. Ten
teuiilnl .llaiiufflcturliig Co , Cliiciu nail, Ohio.
PIANOS.-
IstlTcmtunis. i!5.0001n use,
SO years Kstablishcd. Ne
i iiatcntcd Stool Tuning Do-
Uco, in uso in no othor l-iano, uy w men our nanus
stand In tuno 20 cars, good for 100 ; not affected
hy climate. No wood to split, break, swell, shrink,
crack, decay, or wear out; o guarantee it. Klo
gnnt Kosewood Cases, 3 strings, double repeating
action: finest Ivorv kovs. tho Famous ANTISEI.U
Call erwrlto for Catalogue, free. T. M. ANTlSKI.Li
PIANO CO., Manufacturers, Odd Follows' Hall, Mar
ket and boventn streets, sua f rancisco.
CHICHESTER'S ENGLISH
PENNYROYAL PILLS
BED CSCS3 CIAUCKD E..AU3.
Ol Ulnftl. lrl, only (r.nulnr nl
ri liable fill for lr. .Sivrr K.ll.
. U for t'Slehttttr'i A'mjIuA
Diamond Brand, ' r-.l m-
RtlllO bOftra. n'ltlUh lllu rib-
?ton. At Dr-iffs'st". Accept
mi nllii-r. All rill, lu rnutp.
twanl plok nrsrpr" sr Rilaiiffpr-
oils oeuiilvrftlt. Spn.l -Ic. (itni.i rur
p.rllcu.'. iml "Itcllrf f.ir l.allrm I"
lrlltr.br return luall. 10.000 Lit!-
nunlins Iron LADIES oliohxisuicJ Uiem. Mu rxr.
Cliichi-ster t'hi-iiih-alto.,31aillsonSq.,l'lilIa.,ra.
OR. PIERCE'S HEW BELT
AND RUSPtflSUHT,
i ases of both sexes. ''rlc-iV-yfTsii
pillimill miuu, -"i'1-u 'Hlai'vCsTrti
l,rU..ul,wl unnillhlvtKll.:. 'W. VJJW.. .rltf
ICI I'llIti:. irriiptured Crflc,yW5fl
send stump lor l'amplilet No. 1. Jvj
'IM'.S. New Invention. Send 2o V stamp
I'orl'umphlet No. .). Ad Iress; '( ,
M. K. T. 'o.,TOI Sacramento St., San Francisco. ( nl.
Rather than the Cheapctl
PORTWrJD BUSINESS
COLLEGE,
l'nrll.-.ni). Oregon.
t'eileel. i-iillliiinelil. 1 114 itihjll lllstl'HCtloil. flab.
Ilslied reimtation,i.'i'ow'lim pnnulatlty. Business,
Shoftliantl, Common School and Penntin3hlp Depitt
mcnti, .Students admated nt any Mine. Cata
logue ami specimens of penmanship sent fiee.
J. A. wKSCO.Nsr'i. A. P. AKUSTHOMl. 1'rln.
ASTHMA cured
CERMAN ASTHMA CURE I
I Tnol.nllv mllHvnn thn most violent attack, and I
r ... i ll. t af'k ur 1-riali m .... I
HLLTM.Ileinff UHodhv inhalation. It action lalm-
Imedlato, direct ana rrrlnlti and n euro in the I
result In all curabloca-a, A nlnslo trial con I
vincea thamoHtekt-Ptical. rfcoMki. and $1,001
oi anr utukkii " mnu nnminu i rrii iuri
titnn Ir. ILHOI11FFMANN.MU l'nl.H.Ba.
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for our fast selling
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nrestincnt small, proflti
iH. Kml tOo for malltlitf
laruo Illustrated Cataliiglie
with full particulars. Man
ufactured by
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117 .ts lOU Luke Ht.,
CHICAGO. ILL.
The UTias given anirtrf
sal satisfaction In th
cure of Uonorrhfra and
tlnf. la
W. a n TH
OaanstMl sol w
I Gleet. 1 prescribe II and
feel sale In rccouimend-
IUH Diruuus.
urdoolr br ih
EutruiCitslulC.
Inc It to all sufferer.
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acatur. in.
Ohio.
PIIICR, 81.00.
Trd
ukl Bold hy SruiiClstS. I
IJUV TIIK I1KHT. TAKK NO CIIANCKH.
MEXICAN SALVE
THE GREAT HEALER,
CurcH CiitH, SoniH. Salt Ithotun, Dolls.
Pimples, Felons, Skin Dlacases, and all
ollinentt for which u Halvo m unliable,. For
taking out sorenuH and huallnu H uctn
like uiuglc. 'if) cents a box, at all 'lrugglstH,
THE VAN MONCI8CAR
PRIVATE DISPENSARY.
NOH. liili mid 131 TJIIKD HTHUI'.T,
Portland, Oregon.
It the on) Prlrtte Ils--iriiury
In Portland fir on
the Noithscit Ooatt,
whi-re itleuU aresuccw
fulljrtnau.lfurallNKUV Ol H. CllltONIO AND
I'JII VATK IIIHr.AMKH in
jtuuiik or bhl, slnifle ur
u.a'rud, such al
Ul.vr JIANIIOOI),
Nrrvoua dcbilltjr, M-inlnal
Iosmi, failing nifui.ry.
lyphdltlc eruntlona, tl
lu.li of iiit-reurr kiiluef
and bladder troubles, gull
urrhra, (teet, stricture tie.
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ONCE CURED NO RELAPSE.
OTljlaal statsment, mL
Rn-c4NoT., 1136.
Mr. R. B. KjrU, Tovcr
Blll.Apt-omsttoxCo. ,Va.,
vrltt: 'Kait acuta rhea
mstlira rsral years;
iri oti! tmlnrnt
Jhrilclsni atunded rat;
ad ipairai; ns relief; not
f ipected to lire for hours;
rubbed all erer with St.
Jacobs Oil; trit arpllca
Hon rellered; second re
moved pain; continued
uea enred me; no telspie
la four-reart; do at much
work ai erer."
uriLinal Statement. 1E31.
Renewed Nor. 1, 181).
Mr. Jno. R. Wall, Mi E.
4th St., 8. Boiton, Man.i
"Buffered acute faint I
month! la both Intet; to
badcouldnotjetup
tain. Applied St. Ja
cobs Oil at night; much
rellered In the mornlnf.
Tried It again; pain final.
It left me entlrflj". I
hare had no retarn of pain
since. X am completely
cured.''
AT DRtJOOISTS AD . 1 AtLRS EVLKV WHnRE.
THE CHARLES A. VOGELER CO.. Baltimore. Md.
Diamond Vera-Cura
FOR DYSPEPSIA.
A rMrmi emu ro ikdiohtio axs Ul
ttaaaah Troablee A riling Tiwsrrom.
Tour Dmcffitt or Ornmil Vraler uU pd T'ml
Oira Jor you V already tn tlocl, or if vill b4
sernf c naiJ cm rtetlfit o25 ctt. (6 bout fcl.OO) im
Minpt. Bamplt tml on rtctipi o 1nl Hamp.
TKI CHARLES A. VOCELER CO.. BaMaor. Hi.
U frvprletore ul M uiluunii.
$5
T tS8 ii nnjr, Snniilcs worth $1.W, Kill.!.
I Jncs mit under the horses feet, Writo llRrw
sTrR'sSrsTTUiIloLrrRLo..HiUy,"Hloh.
PIN W A Y U1A.I(!1I, I'KAMK A
O I till Yrt I . u.vt'Il. Onblor, Hoonlsb
ltano; I'urdett Organs, band Initrunienta. LaiKtvt
tock of Shoet Music and Hoots. Hands supplltKl al
Kastom I'rloea. MATTUIAH OUAV !.. 5M Po.'
ktti
OCR TltADK MARK
Formrrt. It Is impor
tant that tho Soda or
Baleratus you use should
be White and Pure samt)
M all similar substance
ssd for food. To Insure)
obtaining only the"Arm
eft Hammer" brand Bods,
or Baleratus, buy It In
"pound or half pound"
cartoons. which bearour
name and trade-mark, as
Inferior goods arosemo
tlmes substituted fiMhe
"Arm & Hammer" brand
when bought tn bulk.
Parties using Baking
Powder should remem
ber that Its sole rising
property consists ofbl
Id-
oarbonate of soda. On
teatpoonfulof the "Arm
Js Hammer" brand of
Boda or Baleratus mixed
with sour milk equals
ON EVERY
Packed in Card Board Boxes. Always keeps Soft
IfYou Are Sick
With Hcndnclio, NcurnlRtn, Hlirtimntlsm Iiysjicp
sift, lllllousncss, Hlood Humors, Kidney Disease,
Constipation, yeinalo Troubles, IVver and A(ue,
Sleeplessuoss, rurllal Paralysis, or Xervous l'ros
tration, uso Palne's Celery Coinouiid and bo
cured. In each of tlicto tho cause is mental or
physical overwork, anxiety, exposure or lmtlarln,
the cireet of which Is to weaken tho nenoiis sys
tem, rcsttltliiK Inoiio of these dUenscs. ltemovo
tho c.u'sk with that ijrwtt Ncrvo Tonic, ami tlio
result will disappear.
Paine's Celery Compound
Jas, I.. IIowhn. Hprln-jdeld, Jtass., writes:
" Palne's Celery Com-iound cannot lie excelled us
a Nerve 'limle. In my case a sIiirIo Isittlj
tvrotiKht a great clmiiKe .My nervoiiMiehs entirely
disappeared, and with It tho re-sitltln-; atlectlon
of thu stoniaeh, heart and liver, and the wholo
tone of the system was wonderl'udy invigorated.
I tell my friends, if sick as I havo been, Palne's
Celery Comixnmd
Will Cure You!
Fold by dru-rKlsts. SI ; six for $,". Prepared only
by Wixi.i, IticiiAiinsoN .V Co., liurlliif-luti, VU
For the Aged, Nervous, Debilitated.
THE COW llHANl)
TO
PWICHT-S?
DELICIOUS BISCUITS or WHOLESOME BREAD
USE
Dwighps Cow-Brand Soda-Saleratus.
ABSOLUTELY PURE.
ALWAYS UNIFORM AND FULL WEIGHT.
S smre that thsrs Is a picture of a Cow on your package and you will hare
the boat Boda made, THIS COW JltANlX,
Kdwight-sTI
Z. rJ?. WEIGHT,
Voot of aioi-rlNon Htrect, 1'oi-tliiiul, Oregon.
General Aiont for tho
ADVANCE ENGINES THRESHERS Al POWERS
''iP
I especially request tlioso conteinplntliiB purchasing cither un KtiRlno or Thresher next
season to look tip thu record of thu ADVANCK. It U the only machine ever sold on the l'aclfio
Cuait that has given entire lalltacllun.
I also deal in Laundry Machinery, Marine Engines. All kinds of
Brass Goods, Inspirators, Injectors, Oilers, Reapers, Mowers.
Chemical Fire Extinguishers, and Engines, Oils,
Bolting, Hose, "Wronohos, Etc.
IV UVK.I K.Omi.UUO I"!'!" l-eliete tht
wwwat.- n to Seeds
of tho largest nnd nviet reliable honse, and th. nfo
Ferry's Secis
D. M. rEKUV CO aro
v rcLiiiiM lot Isod to be tho
TWV'"' Seedsmen
i"r rvrr&Sv In tho -orld.
t & Co's
t-riced
rare
a nil
jc r'.ut'utncrs
Earliest Caullfowcr
In eilttfcce.
r I vcrv nMnt
( r -i Fnt I ..r ITie-f i"ds
hi . i-ii. II. ir it a'liinw
'"-nU.roicli.
OTho BUYERS' QUIDS la
lBsuod Maroh and Sopt.,
oach yoar. It ts an ency
clopedia of uaoful lnfor
mntlon for all who pur
chaso tho luxuries or tho
nsco8sitios of lifo. Wo
can olotho you and furnish you with
all tho nocossary and unnecessary
appllancos to rido, walk, danco, sloop,
cat, fish, hunt, work, go to church,
or stay at homo, and in various sizes,
styles and quantities. Just flguro out
what is roqulrod to do all thoso' things
COMFORTABLY, and you can mako a fair
estimato of tho valuo of tho BUYERS'
GUIDE, whloh will bo sent upon
receipt of 10 conts to pay postage,
MONTGOMERY WARD & CO.
111-114 Miohigan Avonuo, Chicago, ILL
four teaspoon fulsof tht
beatllaktng l'owder,aT
lng twenty times 1U
eott, besides belns
much healthier, because)
it does not con tain any
injurious substances,
such as alum, terra albs)
etc., of which many Dak
tng l'owdcrt are mad.
Dairymen and Farmer
shoulduse only the-'Arm
& Hammer" brand for
cleaning and keeping
Milk rani awett and
Clean.
CUtmon. Bea that
Tery.ponnd package of
"Arm and llimmir
Brand" contains full
16 ounces net. and tht
pound package tWJ
ewwi net, Boda or
Baleratus same as speci
fied in each packag.
PAOKAQS.
Wnrrnntcd to color moro goots than any othct
lyes ever made, mill to give moro brilliant ami
durable colors. Ask for tho Diamond, nnd tuko
no other.
A Dress Dyed
A Coat Cabled
n a .
FOR
IO
uuiiiiumt) nvnuwuu i CENTS.
A Child can use themlr
Unoqunllcrl for nil Pnncy nnd Art Work.
At ilrtigKists and .Merchants. Uyo Hook free.
WELtS, ninMRn('flN A CO,, Prons., Burlington, VU
MAKE '
BEST AND FASTEST THRESHERS
IN THE WORLD.
THE ONLY DEALER O
PACIFIC COAST
Thai ships
Bells!
CAR LOADS.
PRICfES GREATLY REDUCED
All slzen In stock rom 40
wiiiids to ,iif 0.
Bond for IIBDOOKD PIOKS.
Ittmiember It Isaplwisuro to hliow
Kood or answer quwitlons It you
cannot cull writo
m'X '-:S ft "u and'
1 hnr