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About The Oregon scout. (Union, Union County, Or.) 188?-1918 | View Entire Issue (Jan. 17, 1889)
AMERICAN FABLES. A 3Iodern .T-op Tells Three Tales, Each Ono With a Mural. THE FLY AND THE STATESMAN. Onco upon a Time, as a Statesman was writing out a great speech on the larltl Question, a Hy began Buzzing about his head and uco in a Most An noying Manner, and this was kept-up so long that the Statesman finally lost Ills patience and indulged in some Forci ble Language "Ah! butvho would Believe that a Great Man like- you would bo put out by Littlo Insect liko mo!" sneered the. fly. "It's your smallness that so Provokes me," replied the Statesman. "If you were an Ox or a Horso I would suffer no Itidiculc by losing my Temper and Driving you Away. Lot mo givo way and Fight a Fly and everybody would laugh at me." Mokal: Ward Strlkors can safely In sult and Malign Congressional Nomi nees. THE I'AIIHOT AND THE OWL. Tho question having arisen: "Why do Wo Eat?" tho Parrot Challenged tho Owl to a Discussion and left tho Decis ion to tho Serpent. Tho Parrot went back several thousand years to Prove that Adam Ate and was obliged to Eat, and that all Men who came after him had been Obliged to cat, and used up tho best part of two hours in drawing comparisons, Making Deductions and Clinching his Points. When ho finally sat down wet with Perspiration, but Flattered by his own Arguments, tho Serpent asked tho Owl to begin. "Gentlemen," said tho Bird, aa ho slowly aroso, "I havo only a word to i.ny. It is my opinion that wo Eat bo causo wo woro Built that way." Tho Serpent promptly Docldod that tho Owl had tho best of it, and when tho Parrot raised a howl ovor it tho Fox chucked him undor tho wing and said: "Blab is a good thing, but Brovity nnd Common Senso most always hit a Jury." Mohal: If somo Lawyers wore Dumb they would Double their Patron age. THE NAIL AND THE HAMMER. A Nail which was About to bo Driven into a Board complained to tho Ham mer: "Ah! but havo you no Feelings? Be hold how straight and smooth and hnndsomo I am, and then think of tho Fate to which you would consign mo!" "My friend," replied tho Hammer, as ho made lendy to Drive, "as a Nail lying about looo you will be kicked Aside by all, and in a short tlmo Bust would doprivo you of your Strength and Beauty. As a Nail helping to hold this Board to tho Houso you havo a Mission and aroDopended on." MoitAL: An Idle Man is of No Ac count, even to Himself." Detroit Free rrcss. Brought In a New Conundrum. "I havo got a conundrum," said tho visitor, timidly sitting down on tho corner of a chair, "that I think is now. Why is a man who lays out a now sub division liko pickles?" "Because ho c-c-cumbers tho ground!" hazarded tho roal-estato editor. "No, that isn't tho right answer." "Because," suggested tho exchango editor, "it makes him sour if ho doesn't ketchup with tho " "No, no; that isn't itoither. Givo it up? Because ho makes lots of acres. See? Acres achors. Spoils tho teoth, you know. Makes acres into lots And then thoy rosoup aa ono man and throw him out of tho window. Chi cago Tribune. m An Indiscreet Merchant. "I understand that you wish to em ploy a traveling salesman, sir," said a young man to a merchant "Yes; I would employ any ono who suited me." "I would liko to hnvo a trial, sir." "What is your nationality?" "Both my parents woro born in Ire land, but I don't seo what that can havo to do with tho matter." "You don't? Lot mo nssuro you that it is very important. I cowldn't think of employing a salesman who belongs 1o tho sell-tick raco. Ha ha! ha ha?" and tho old man chucked himself in tho ribs and laughed all tho way to tho asylum whero ho was taken insido of three hours. Merchant Traveler. m m It Appealed to His Taste. "My husband," said she, "never seems to appreciate tho presents I make him, liko dressing gowns, slippers, foot rests, monogram handkerchiefs, and other nico articles." "May bo ho doesn't bcliovo in tho principle of making gifts," consolingly remarked a friend. "Oh, yes, ho does," was tho earnest reply; "now when his brother-in-law gavo him a basket of demijohns, full of old stuff, ho nover got over talking about that it seemed to appeal di rectly to his taste." Chicago Globe. A Very Fair Tin Wedding. First Chapplo What d'yo think of tho wedding, old man? Second L'hnppio Aw vowy fail for a tin wedding. First Chappio Tin wedding? Why, what do you rofer to? Second Chappio Tho groom's motlvo in marrying haw! haw! America. It is vory indlbcreot and troublo somo ambition which euros to much) about fume; about what the world bays, . U.UIhk lit (in. fiwi.j I ox tin; to w iuwhjs iuuu . of other, for approval; to l alwajs hiuIoub about the rrtW'U of what wo do ,. i .. ..in ,.i a 1;Hiiiiitr. to hear Mirrors woro old-fasliioned in tho time of Moses, and deoiaed by him of sufficient importance to bo placed in tho Ark. Jobalso mentions them nnd calls them looking-glasses a term which is npplied to them throughout tho sacred text yet it seems clear that they wero made not of glass, but of metal, as wero all mirrors for many centuries subse quently. Brass is spoken of as ono of the metals of which thoy were made, but it is more likely that tho best kind wero composed of silver or some other white met si capable of receiving a high polish. Pliny, speaking of tho extrava gance of tho Koman ladles, mentions that their mirrors woro of silver, add ing, somewhat sarcastically, that ofton only a thin surfaco of tho precious metal was used, a statement which is bornd aut by discoveries mado during recent oxct.vations. These ancient mir rors wero of small size, and of various and curious shapes. Plino is also re sponsible for tho statement that mirrors wero sometimes formed out of rubles, and mentions ono mado from an emor ernld, wherein Nero used to watch the fights in tho amphitheatre. Tho credit of first making glass mir rors can not with accuracy bo given to iiny ono in particular. The SIdonians aro reported to havo invented glass, but even if thoy attempted as it is said they did to manufacture mirrors from it, its inferior quality would not havo given so high a reflective power assomo of tho better kinds of motals; and at whatovor period thoy wero first mado it was not until tho thirteenth century that they becamo genorally known, and much lntor before thoy entirely dis placed tho metal ones. At first molten load was poured over tho load to form a reflecting surface but that method was soon exchanged forapiecoof white metal foil fixed at tho back, and In tho latter part of tho fifteenth century an amalgam similar to that now used was substituted. With improvements In tho manufacture of glass came corre sponding improvements in mirrors. Thoy wero mado larger, and with a truer surface, and havo now reached n stato approaching porfootion. ATotc3 and Queries. Queer Military Discipline. Tho namo of Harry Oakes," says tho London World, "is not yot for gotten in tho army a bluff, straight spoken soldier, who somo twenty years ago commanded tho Twelfth Lancers. This is how ho dealt with tho point now so much at issuo. A young offlcor complained that whilo in plain clothes a certain soldier had not saluted him. Tho soldier's oxcuso was that ho had not recognized tho officer. 'I'll tako caro you can't mako that oxcuso in fu ture,' quoth Colonel Oakes. 'Mr. , you will walk up and down tho barrack square in plain clothes until Private is satisfied that he will know you ngaln.' Tho private gavo tho officer a benefit of about half an hour, and all ho conceded then was his ability to rcc ognizo tho formor in tho suit ho then wore. 'If you aro not satisfied,' said tho Colonel, 'you will appear in tho square for ten minutes in each civilian Buit you own, and whonovor you get a now suit you will do tho same, nnd lot Private know.1 Tho young officer nover complained again of not gotting what ho considered his proper duo in tho matter of salutes." III superior excellence proven In million! of homesfot mote than a quarter of a century, it la used by the United States Government. Endorsed by the head of the Great Universities as tn Strongest, Purest and most Healthful. Dr. Price s Oream llakiuK Powder does not contain Ammonia, Lime or Alum. Hold only In cans. 1'IUOK JJAKINQ POWDEH CO. KIW YORK CHICAGO HT. LOUIS DR. PIERCE'S NEW BELT AND SUSPENSORY. (Pnt. Oct. ll. '") cures oil Vnri'nn, unrl I 'h rntllp 1)1.4 t.uu.-i rtftifitli uti. Prlf-M. MU and onward. Hend 2o lor spuIihI pamphlet Ko.2. -Y,,v----rfv. itrrn it;:. muptured f'c.7Vifl wild Hiunin for l'urnnlilet 20. 1. J.l let I'lM'.H. New Invention. HendSo 'iW.V Btump rorl'uinpliletNo. 3. Address; Mt1 Jl. K.T. Co.. 701 HacratiH-iitu ht.,Hun 1'ranclwi. fid. Rather than the Cheapest PORTLAND BUSINESS COLLEGE. I'ortlr.nd. Orriron. iviir-et emiiiimt-iii. nit u.li Instruction, estuli. Ihlircl reputation, Krnwliu; Mimlarlty. Business, Shorthand, Common School and Ptnmmshtp Depart' ments. Htudents admitted lit any Mine. Calif loitue and specimens of penmanship (tent free. J. A. Yim iu K e'. A. V. AUMSTUO.NU. I'rli. THE VAN MONCISCAR PRIVATE DISPENSARY. MLS. 133 ami 134 T1IIKI) HTIIKKT, Portland, Oregon. Is the onlr Trivate 1)1. Ivnsary in Portlaud or on the &oitbest Oout, i here juttlents are success fullrtrrated for all NKItV (H H, CllltONlf AM) 1'HIVATKIIlHKAHr.Hlii y.uuy or uld, single or warrud, such as 1JaT MANHOOD, Jtervi'Us deUUly, setulnal 1'.ms, falling luiuurjr, )l-uilitk t-ruutious, Inu nf liurrwrr. kkltwr and l-U-M.r IriMiUva, yam. Trlwa, gltwi, strtetur ii JL pure: p?PRICEls CREAM ! ii i ii UIN!1 I.TATIO.V I'ltl.'i:, ' It Is wiser to prevent R quarrel beforehand than to amend It afterward. A Treitiriiilotim Kriimntlnn would have been ereated one hundred years aco hv the slisht of one of our modern express trains Whizzing along at the rate of sixty miles an hour. Just think how our grandfathers would have stared at such a spectacle ! It takes a pood deal to astonish people uow-a-days, but some of the marvelous cures of eousumjitlon, wrought by Dr. l'leree's Goldeu Medical I)leovery, havo created wide-spread amazement. Consumption Is at lat acknowledged curable. The "Oolden Medical HIcoery" Is the only known remedy for it. If taken at tho right time which, bear In mind. Is not when the lungs aro nearly gone It will go right to the seat of the dlease and accomplish Its work as nothing else lu the world can, Nothing keops n man from Wing rich like thinking he has enough; nothing from knowl edge and wisdom liko thinking he has both. Li rofer. White Elephant of Slam, Lion of Eng land, Dragon of China, Grsss of Switzwr, land. Banner of Persia, Crescent of Egypt Double Eagle of Russia, Star of Chill, The Circle of Japan, llarp of Krin. To get these buy a box of the genuine Du. C. McLank's Cklkhuatki) Livkk Pii.i.s, price cents, and mall us the out side wrapper with your address, plainly written, and 4 cents in stamps. o will thon mail you the above list with an ele gant package, of olographic and chro matic cards. Flkminq Bnos., PiTTsnuno, Pa. Times go by turns, and chances change by course ; From foul to fair, from better hap to worse. ikiuthucll. "Ilnd llecli Worried IS Ycursi.t' It should have read "married," but tho proof reader observed that it amounted to about the same thing, and so did not draw his blue pencil through tho error. Unfortunately there was considerable truth in his observation. Thou sands of husbands are constantly worried al most to despair by the 111 health that millets their wives, and often robs life of comfort and happiness. There is but one safe and sure way to change all this for the better. The ladles should use Dr. Pinrce's Favorite Prescription. ft Somo persons spend so much time in making promises that they havo no time left to fulfill them. '(ilve Illin ami l.ct Illin (iuc. We onco heard a man complain of feeling badly, and wondered what ailed him, A hu morous friend said, "(live a doctor 12, and let him guess." It was cutting satire on some doc tors, who don't always guess right. You need not guess what alls you when your food don't digest, when your bowels and stomach are In active, nnd when your head aches every day, and you are languid and easily fatigued. You are bilious, and Dr. Pierce's Pleasant Purgative Pellets will brlug you out all right. Small, sugar-coated, easy to take. Of druggists. Publetv may deceive you; Integrity never will. Oliver Cromwell. Cough. If onrHom'HM and Ho re Tliront. " Hroicn't Bronchial Troches" give! Immediate relief. Thy Gkrmka for breakfast. ssVy rniuc - Vsh PRICE- SO CENTS. AHtliuin, CougliH, CoIUh, Croup, lii lliiciiv.n, Iti'onelilt In, I'ntnrrli, AVlioop-liig-Coiigli, liOHM of Voioe, Incipient f'oiiHiiiiiptloii, nnd nil. Throat and Lung Trouble. J. R. CATES & CO., PROP'S. 117 SaiiMime Street, San l'nuiclteo. fnl. tirovEn 6.000.01)0 iie,i,' ii'" t''t of tbe largest and mobt reliable houso, und tlu usu Ferry's Seeds . FKllKY ro ikiioMloilgiHl to ho thn Largest Seedsmen In tho world. D M.FEimYACo'B Illustrated I)uscrlt tiro and PricOd SEED ANNUAL For I BOO Will tmmfiiled TREE to nil fimiHcniits. and to lout sei r's customers without orderinir it. hinitu. Earlltit Oaullflowsr 0llrupn j,-,d r rhover Keeda In exlitcncs. I ahould n-nd for it. Address D.M. FERRY & GO., Dotroit, Mich. 1st Premiums. 28,000 In use, 20 yearn Established. Nev) . ,.ntiMtm1 Ktiil Timinir Do. vice, "i uso In no other Piano, by which our llanos 1 l on ... nnj tnr ion ,mfc nTftrtod by clltnato. No wood to split, break, swell, shrink, crack, decay, or v.ar out; wo guarantoo It. Klo gant Rosewood Cases, 8 strings, douhlo repeating action: finest Ivor- keys; the FarnoHS ANTISEI.U Callorwrito for f3atlogue, free. T. M. ANTIHKLIi PIANO CO., Manufacturers, Odd Fellows' Hall, Mar. ket and Seventh Streets, San Francisco. Til 2 GREAT 07 iKLAND ROUTE Northern PacSfi I'ho O.VI.Y l.IVK Ktinnlni; I'lillinan I'nlaeo fclreplnn ('urn, ynKiilfl-i'iit liny ( 'ouches, uud Klctf'int KiiilKriint .Sleeping t'ui-b (with h' lllia free of chnruel I'-HOJI WASH' N O '1 ON' AND OH K OOZ I'OIS'O. TO TIIK KAhT VIA St. Paul and Minneapolis. Tmubcontui' u hi I.ino Ituiiii n' PALACE DINING CARS. The Only Meals 75c FiiNteHt Tiiiit; liver Jlndu fro in tlio f'otiMt ovor lint NORTHERN PACIFIC R. R. TO COl'NCII. HIX'FFS, ATCHISON. KANHAHCITY, yi'INCY, SIOl'X CITY, ST. JOriKl'll, I.KAVKNWOUTH. IIUU.INOTON, ST. IAJUIH CIIIC'AIJU, And all jioUiU througliout tlio hunt and South cutt, via til. l'uill uud .MlnneupuIU. Till: ONLY LINK ltU.VNrNO Through Emigrant Sleeping Cars KNTIIIK l.KNfJTIl OP ItOAD And hauled on regular Knp-os Trulns ovor tho Kntlro length of the Nortliurn i'ueiilo ttullroud, A. D. CHAItLTON, Oen. Wcit'n Paa.A(ft,. No. 2 WaahinKton iitreet, 1 rtland. P RINTERS And PUBLISHERS. Vnn will Savo 25 nor cent And oonBldoniblo Tlmo by pliiolrw your Ordor for Tyjiu, PruHsos, MatorUI, Inka, otc, with pALLIER & REY. , 112.114 front btrect. I'ortltind. PIANnS JACOBspI TRADE Rem tut rDPAT CURES PERMANENTLY BACKACHE, HEADACHE AND TOOTHACHE. CURES PERMANENTLY ALL ACHES. AT IlRCOOISTS AND Dkalsia THE CHARLES A. VOGELER CO.. Biltlmori, Ml Diamond Vera-Cura FOR DYSPEPSIA. A Mtmvi cxjxm roa ikdiokstio xms AM i.mi.s TrblM Arlilnj Itmfna. IW Dmcvtst or General Dtalfr wlS Tirro Oom for fou V not already in ttoek, or it b4 Ml by mail on rteeipt of 25 . (& bozei tl.OO) stvunps. Sesmp!4 tent on receipt of i-cmt stamp. TNI CHARLES A. VOGELER CO..Bltlaor. HA, Ms rifcim a4 slsamlMlsnn. BRONCHITIS CURED. After HpondittR Ten "Wintcra South, vvns Curoil by Scott's Emulsion. 110 Centro Ht.. New York. 1 JuuoSAth. 1W8. ) Tho Wlntor nftor tho groat flro In Chicago I contractor! Bronchial afToctions, and slnco thon havo boon obllgodto spond noarly ovory Wlntor South. Last Novombor was advlsod to try Scott's Emulsion of Cod Llvor OH with Hypophosphltos and to my surprlso was rollovod at onco, and by continuing Its uso throe months was ontiroly curjod, galnod flosh and strongth and was ablo to stand ovon tho Bliz zard and attond to business ovory day. C. T. CHURCHILL. Sold by all Dntuylfta. HUY TIIK 1IKST. TAKK NO CHANCKS. MEXICAN SALVE THE CREAT HEALER. Cures Cuts, Sore. Suit Hhuum, DoIIb. Pinililcs. FcIoiib, Skin DIhcuhpb, nnd all ailmonts for which a nalvo is suitable. For taking out BorenuHs nnd healing it nets like inaRlc. 25 cents alxx. at all druKKlstt. J. II. K1HR, ANiiyr und Annlytlrnl ChemlHt, Laboratory, 101 First St., Portland. Or. Analyses mado of all aubetanoos. I&.QTHMA CURED ItJcrman A"thma Cure neeruiktoirtvo m-l mwtiois rlilii tho wonit ouw,liiBUn'coiiifort-l ' . 1 . . I . .' J IMnAUt. mill 8 l.OO.otDruinrtstn or tiy mall. Burai'la Fit UK I IfnrMamir Dn. it. wunirfMAH.ui. I'ani, Minn i $5 To 8 Flny. Samples worth ?1.50, FHKK I.lnoa not umlDr the liorscufcet. Write ltRKW STItR'8SAritTTlUlNlI(lt.DK.Il(;o."lIolly,.'vSlcll. SI E1NWAY. 1'KAMK A Pianos: Dnrdett Orsaus. baud ImtrumenU. Lames stock of Sheet Music and Itooks. Hands lutiplltxl a Eastern IMoes. MATTHlAi) OHAY OO., 300 Pus Street, Ban Franotsoo OR. SPINNEY s Dr. Spinney A-Co., INPPVfOIIQ Dotiillty, I.oniinf Vltrnr, Hnmhmi (dency, &c duo to cxcexMn or atmv, cured. 'VOlllMtf MrKS tfprln( from tho effpotf yM mare otyoutWulfolllcsoi India crction nhould nvall thrmwlvra of our trnitmrnt. JposltlvocuroKunriinU'i'il In every vare, Hyphllls, urlnnry nnd Vcnerenl Dlsenscs nil unnatural ills ohnriicB, promptly and lately cured. Minni T.iPrn MPMWhpnrotron. Iitixl U-llh ilia. Snso of Kidneys or madder. Weak Duck, Wcrvou. )eblllty. WiiKtlnn ot Hextiul Btremrtn. etc.. cured und restored to iiealthy vlifur, N, 11. l'ersons uiinblo to visit n may Im treated nt their homes, by corresiiondence. Mediclnea mu instruction!) Bent by mailorexpreKs. L'onsultutloL 'reo, Hcn.d 4 ccnta In stumps lor 'lho Young Mau'l t'rlcud or Uuldo to Wudlock. OTho BTJYEBB' OUIDB la Issuod Maroh and Bopt., each yoar. It Is an onoy. olopodia of usoful Infor mation for all who pur chaso tho luxuries or tho nocossltios of Ufa. Wo can olotho you and furnish you with all tho nooossary and unnooossary appliancos to ride, walk, danoo, sloop, oat, flsh, hunt, work, go to ohurob, or stay at homo, and in various sizos, styles and quantitios. Just flguro out what is roquirod to do all tbesd' things COMFORTABLY, and you can mako a fair ostimato of tbo valuo of tho BUYERS' GUIDE, which will bo sent upon receipt of 10 cents to pay postage, MONTGOMERY WARD & CO. Ill-Ill Michigan Avenue, Chicago, 111. SALESMEN!! Wo wish u few men to r koiicih ny Kuinpiu wholrfulti nnd n- I.41I , .1.1.1- .M.l . . 11,1111- rrnln urllne, Kuclono2 ceulHtninp. WnxtHflper l)uy. reniiiineiit pONlllon. So jicmtalo itiiHWered. Money iidvuiio-dfur wukcn, iidverllhluit, etc. Ten. ti'iinlal .MaiiiiOi'tiirinui n , (inc liinutl.Olilo. I Hie unasKiven cnirw- Inal sntlstactlon In tbs euro of 'Jonorrbrea and Uleet. I prescribe 11 and feel safe In recommend r.r.. In '1 TO 6 DATS. IOuiuim o.l w satus Birutufc IraU Cbiciol C. ing It to all sufferers. ,1.J. STOSKI., M.D . CuulnnatiJ Decatur, III. Ohio. PRICE. HI, 00, . Hold iy DruLXlstsv Tr.d. WELL DRILLS FOR EVERY PURPOSE. Sold on Trial ! iivestinent small, profits ITU. Klld VOtl fur mailing larire Illustrated Catalovu Willi full particulars, llsu ufacturvd by GOULDS & AUSTIN, I07 ts let I.uko Ht., CMIOACO. ILL. CHICHESTER'S ENGLISH PENNYROYAL PILLS r ftbis riu nr vf- r rs AnL fwr t'Mltkttr$ i.gUk DlimAnii nrand. la rtJ Uiitu Lia llts ttucf.b- Uu At lruirKlt Arrrpt sis s.t ti s.a-. Ail I till lb litl UvX t i . ink wr pei trn danger uui ruuiilrrfill to.! lr, (it fur t'sstlsuiAff iil "UtlUffwr .MIUvMf' tlJiciit-Ditf ttiuu!rdUu..)UillouSi.(r)illj.(l,, N. T. N. U. No, 'JM-S. 1'. N. V. No. ai!J 5 FVIIM mm. m 1 1 1TT aa'a'aV's's's'aTsff 1 n A v X IS) To Housekeeper and Farmer. It Is Impor tant that the Soda or B ralui you use should be White and Pure same M all similar inbatanees ksedforfood. To Insure etutnlng only the "Arm A Ilammer" brand Soda OTJR TRADK MARK or Salerabn. buy It In "pound or half found" cartoonn. which bearour name and tnnle-tnark, aa Inferior Roods aro seme tlms substituted fcVtthe "Arm i Hammer" brand when bought In bulk. Parties using Baking Powder ahould remem ber that lta sole rlslni property consists of bi carbonate of soda. On teaspoonful of the -Arm Ji Hammer" brand of odaor Haleratue mixed with sour milk equals Packed in Card OIT EVERT ooP rossotes ninny liujiortant Advantages over all other prcinred Foods. BABIES CRY FOR IT. INVALIBS RELISH IT. Mnkos Plump, Laughing, Henlthy Bnbles. Regulates the Stomach nnd Bowels. Bold by Druggists. 5c, 50c, HI. 00. WELLS, RICHARDSON & CO., BURUNOTOH, VT. Baby Portraits. A Portlollo of beautiful baby portraits, printed on lino platu paper by intent piioto process, sent free to Mother of any llaby Inini within a year. Kvery Mother wanu theso pictures j tend at onco. (ilvo llaby'd namu and ago. WLLLS, KICHARDSUN it CO,, Ptopt., Burilngton, VU IX S O PAX ma y Strong DYSPEPSIA V H Can bo cured. I sniTorml with it for ycurn. Al inning symptoms of llunrt B biHCiuo dovolopcd. iMy first nnri only B rolirf cniiH) from using MOOHH'S B L KlOVHAl.KD REMEDY. Two bot- A tlod nio purmiinuutly. H Seattle, W. T. M Contains 110 M the H TUEC0W1IAND. J0 MAKE PELICIOUS BISCUITS or WHOLESOME BREAD USE D wight's Cow-Brand SodaSaleratus. ABSOLUTELY PURE. ALWAYS UNIFORM AND FULL WEIGHT. srs that tbers Is s picture of a Cow on your packago and yon will have Ihs boat Bod made THE COW BRAND. X. rX WRIGHT, Koot of .Hoi-i-lHoii Htri et. I'oi-tliiiiil, Ort'con. Gtmunil Agont for tho ADVANCE ENGINES THRESHERS Al POWERS I frfjiooltilty request tliono pontt'inpIatliiB pnrclinslin? cither nil Kuirlno or Thresher next neasMii to look up thu reeord of thu ADVA.NC K, It is the only machine over sold ou tho licijt Court that him kIvcii entire latltactlon, I also deal In Laundry Maohlnory, Marino Engines. All kinds of Brass Goods, Inspiroors, Injectors, Oilers, Reapers, Mowers. Chemical Fire Extinguishers, and Engines, Oils, Bolting, Hoso, "Wrenches, Etc. f our teasp oon ful i o f th beatDaktns Powder.asr Intr twenty times It cost, besides being much healthier, becsuM ttdoeenot contain any Injurious substances, such as alum, terra alba etc., of which many Bak ing Powders are mads. Dairymen and Farmers ahoulduse only the"Ana k Ilammer" brand for cleaning and keeping; Milk Pans Sweet and Clean. Catmow. Be that STery.pound package of "Arm and Hammer Brand" contains full It ounces net, and tho V pound package syVU fi tvneet net. Soda or Balentus same as apeoW fled on each packag a. . PACKAGE. Board Boxes. Always keeps Soft. It's Easy to Dye WITH DyiMOHDDYfS JL in i i strentztn.. Fastnes8r Beauty, AND Simplicity. Warranted to color more cooda than anv other- dyes ever made, and to givo ruoro brilliant and. durable, colors. Ask for tho Diamond, and tako no other. 36 colors; 10 cents each. WELLS, RICHARDSON & CO., Burlington. VU For Gliding or Broniing Fancy Articles, US& DIAMOND PAINTS. Qold, Sliver, Drome, Copper. Only to Cents. fPWICHT'S71 lSALERATUSl BEST AND FASTEST THRESHERS IN THE WORLD. THE ONLY DEALER O PACIFIC COAST That ships Bells! I.V OAR LOADS. PRICES GREATLY REDUCBW All sixes In stot-k from 40 pounds to l.U. Bond for ItKDUOBD PRKWM. Jtmiouibvr It 1 s plwuuro to show Kootls or aumver qutttletv- It ouuuotvll wrlto IL Mytfw t M fl' thoeciujof our u'wu olceaj.-y.ts(e I low.