The Oregon scout. (Union, Union County, Or.) 188?-1918, January 17, 1889, Image 3

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    AMERICAN FABLES.
A 3Iodern .T-op Tells Three Tales, Each
Ono With a Mural.
THE FLY AND THE STATESMAN.
Onco upon a Time, as a Statesman
was writing out a great speech on the
larltl Question, a Hy began Buzzing
about his head and uco in a Most An
noying Manner, and this was kept-up
so long that the Statesman finally lost
Ills patience and indulged in some Forci
ble Language
"Ah! butvho would Believe that a
Great Man like- you would bo put out by
Littlo Insect liko mo!" sneered the.
fly.
"It's your smallness that so Provokes
me," replied the Statesman. "If you
were an Ox or a Horso I would suffer
no Itidiculc by losing my Temper and
Driving you Away. Lot mo givo way
and Fight a Fly and everybody would
laugh at me."
Mokal: Ward Strlkors can safely In
sult and Malign Congressional Nomi
nees. THE I'AIIHOT AND THE OWL.
Tho question having arisen: "Why
do Wo Eat?" tho Parrot Challenged tho
Owl to a Discussion and left tho Decis
ion to tho Serpent. Tho Parrot went
back several thousand years to Prove
that Adam Ate and was obliged to Eat,
and that all Men who came after him
had been Obliged to cat, and used up
tho best part of two hours in drawing
comparisons, Making Deductions and
Clinching his Points. When ho finally
sat down wet with Perspiration, but
Flattered by his own Arguments, tho
Serpent asked tho Owl to begin.
"Gentlemen," said tho Bird, aa ho
slowly aroso, "I havo only a word to
i.ny. It is my opinion that wo Eat bo
causo wo woro Built that way."
Tho Serpent promptly Docldod that
tho Owl had tho best of it, and when
tho Parrot raised a howl ovor it tho
Fox chucked him undor tho wing and
said:
"Blab is a good thing, but Brovity
nnd Common Senso most always hit a
Jury."
Mohal: If somo Lawyers wore
Dumb they would Double their Patron
age. THE NAIL AND THE HAMMER.
A Nail which was About to bo Driven
into a Board complained to tho Ham
mer: "Ah! but havo you no Feelings? Be
hold how straight and smooth and
hnndsomo I am, and then think of tho
Fate to which you would consign mo!"
"My friend," replied tho Hammer,
as ho made lendy to Drive, "as a Nail
lying about looo you will be kicked
Aside by all, and in a short tlmo Bust
would doprivo you of your Strength
and Beauty. As a Nail helping to hold
this Board to tho Houso you havo a
Mission and aroDopended on."
MoitAL: An Idle Man is of No Ac
count, even to Himself." Detroit Free
rrcss.
Brought In a New Conundrum.
"I havo got a conundrum," said tho
visitor, timidly sitting down on tho
corner of a chair, "that I think is now.
Why is a man who lays out a now sub
division liko pickles?"
"Because ho c-c-cumbers tho ground!"
hazarded tho roal-estato editor.
"No, that isn't tho right answer."
"Because," suggested tho exchango
editor, "it makes him sour if ho doesn't
ketchup with tho "
"No, no; that isn't itoither. Givo it
up? Because ho makes lots of acres.
See? Acres achors. Spoils tho teoth,
you know. Makes acres into lots
And then thoy rosoup aa ono man
and throw him out of tho window. Chi
cago Tribune.
m
An Indiscreet Merchant.
"I understand that you wish to em
ploy a traveling salesman, sir," said a
young man to a merchant
"Yes; I would employ any ono who
suited me."
"I would liko to hnvo a trial, sir."
"What is your nationality?"
"Both my parents woro born in Ire
land, but I don't seo what that can havo
to do with tho matter."
"You don't? Lot mo nssuro you that
it is very important. I cowldn't think
of employing a salesman who belongs 1o
tho sell-tick raco. Ha ha! ha ha?" and
tho old man chucked himself in tho
ribs and laughed all tho way to tho
asylum whero ho was taken insido of
three hours. Merchant Traveler.
m m
It Appealed to His Taste.
"My husband," said she, "never
seems to appreciate tho presents I make
him, liko dressing gowns, slippers, foot
rests, monogram handkerchiefs, and
other nico articles."
"May bo ho doesn't bcliovo in tho
principle of making gifts," consolingly
remarked a friend.
"Oh, yes, ho does," was tho earnest
reply; "now when his brother-in-law
gavo him a basket of demijohns, full of
old stuff, ho nover got over talking
about that it seemed to appeal di
rectly to his taste." Chicago Globe.
A Very Fair Tin Wedding.
First Chapplo What d'yo think of
tho wedding, old man?
Second L'hnppio Aw vowy fail for
a tin wedding.
First Chappio Tin wedding? Why,
what do you rofer to?
Second Chappio Tho groom's motlvo
in marrying haw! haw! America.
It is vory indlbcreot and troublo
somo ambition which euros to much)
about fume; about what the world bays,
. U.UIhk lit (in. fiwi.j I
ox tin; to w iuwhjs iuuu .
of other, for approval; to l alwajs
hiuIoub about the rrtW'U of what wo do
,. i .. ..in ,.i a 1;Hiiiiitr. to hear
Mirrors woro old-fasliioned in tho
time of Moses, and deoiaed by him of
sufficient importance to bo placed in tho
Ark. Jobalso mentions them nnd calls
them looking-glasses a term which is
npplied to them throughout tho sacred
text yet it seems clear that they wero
made not of glass, but of metal, as wero
all mirrors for many centuries subse
quently. Brass is spoken of as ono of
the metals of which thoy were made,
but it is more likely that tho best kind
wero composed of silver or some other
white met si capable of receiving a high
polish. Pliny, speaking of tho extrava
gance of tho Koman ladles, mentions
that their mirrors woro of silver, add
ing, somewhat sarcastically, that ofton
only a thin surfaco of tho precious
metal was used, a statement which is
bornd aut by discoveries mado during
recent oxct.vations. These ancient mir
rors wero of small size, and of various
and curious shapes. Plino is also re
sponsible for tho statement that mirrors
wero sometimes formed out of rubles,
and mentions ono mado from an emor
ernld, wherein Nero used to watch the
fights in tho amphitheatre.
Tho credit of first making glass mir
rors can not with accuracy bo given to
iiny ono in particular. The SIdonians
aro reported to havo invented glass,
but even if thoy attempted as it is said
they did to manufacture mirrors from
it, its inferior quality would not havo
given so high a reflective power assomo
of tho better kinds of motals; and at
whatovor period thoy wero first mado
it was not until tho thirteenth century
that they becamo genorally known, and
much lntor before thoy entirely dis
placed tho metal ones. At first molten
load was poured over tho load to form
a reflecting surface but that method
was soon exchanged forapiecoof white
metal foil fixed at tho back, and In tho
latter part of tho fifteenth century an
amalgam similar to that now used was
substituted. With improvements In
tho manufacture of glass came corre
sponding improvements in mirrors.
Thoy wero mado larger, and with a
truer surface, and havo now reached n
stato approaching porfootion. ATotc3
and Queries.
Queer Military Discipline.
Tho namo of Harry Oakes," says
tho London World, "is not yot for
gotten in tho army a bluff, straight
spoken soldier, who somo twenty years
ago commanded tho Twelfth Lancers.
This is how ho dealt with tho point
now so much at issuo. A young offlcor
complained that whilo in plain clothes
a certain soldier had not saluted him.
Tho soldier's oxcuso was that ho had
not recognized tho officer. 'I'll tako
caro you can't mako that oxcuso in fu
ture,' quoth Colonel Oakes. 'Mr. ,
you will walk up and down tho barrack
square in plain clothes until Private
is satisfied that he will know you
ngaln.' Tho private gavo tho officer a
benefit of about half an hour, and all
ho conceded then was his ability to rcc
ognizo tho formor in tho suit ho then
wore. 'If you aro not satisfied,' said
tho Colonel, 'you will appear in tho
square for ten minutes in each civilian
Buit you own, and whonovor you get a
now suit you will do tho same, nnd lot
Private know.1 Tho young officer
nover complained again of not gotting
what ho considered his proper duo in
tho matter of salutes."
III superior excellence proven In million! of homesfot
mote than a quarter of a century, it la used by the
United States Government. Endorsed by the head of
the Great Universities as tn Strongest, Purest and most
Healthful. Dr. Price s Oream llakiuK Powder does not
contain Ammonia, Lime or Alum. Hold only In cans.
1'IUOK JJAKINQ POWDEH CO.
KIW YORK CHICAGO HT. LOUIS
DR. PIERCE'S NEW BELT
AND SUSPENSORY.
(Pnt. Oct. ll. '") cures oil
Vnri'nn, unrl I 'h rntllp 1)1.4
t.uu.-i rtftifitli uti. Prlf-M.
MU and onward. Hend 2o
lor spuIihI pamphlet Ko.2. -Y,,v----rfv.
itrrn it;:. muptured f'c.7Vifl
wild Hiunin for l'urnnlilet 20. 1. J.l let
I'lM'.H. New Invention. HendSo 'iW.V Btump
rorl'uinpliletNo. 3. Address; Mt1
Jl. K.T. Co.. 701 HacratiH-iitu ht.,Hun 1'ranclwi. fid.
Rather than the Cheapest
PORTLAND BUSINESS
COLLEGE. I'ortlr.nd. Orriron.
iviir-et emiiiimt-iii. nit u.li Instruction, estuli.
Ihlircl reputation, Krnwliu; Mimlarlty. Business,
Shorthand, Common School and Ptnmmshtp Depart'
ments. Htudents admitted lit any Mine. Calif
loitue and specimens of penmanship (tent free.
J. A. Yim iu K e'. A. V. AUMSTUO.NU. I'rli.
THE VAN MONCISCAR
PRIVATE DISPENSARY.
MLS. 133 ami 134 T1IIKI) HTIIKKT,
Portland, Oregon.
Is the onlr Trivate 1)1.
Ivnsary in Portlaud or on
the &oitbest Oout,
i here juttlents are success
fullrtrrated for all NKItV
(H H, CllltONlf AM)
1'HIVATKIIlHKAHr.Hlii
y.uuy or uld, single or
warrud, such as
1JaT MANHOOD,
Jtervi'Us deUUly, setulnal
1'.ms, falling luiuurjr,
)l-uilitk t-ruutious,
Inu nf liurrwrr. kkltwr
and l-U-M.r IriMiUva, yam.
Trlwa, gltwi, strtetur ii
JL pure:
p?PRICEls
CREAM
! ii i ii
UIN!1 I.TATIO.V I'ltl.'i:,
' It Is wiser to prevent R quarrel beforehand
than to amend It afterward.
A Treitiriiilotim Kriimntlnn
would have been ereated one hundred years aco
hv the slisht of one of our modern express trains
Whizzing along at the rate of sixty miles an
hour. Just think how our grandfathers would
have stared at such a spectacle ! It takes a pood
deal to astonish people uow-a-days, but some of
the marvelous cures of eousumjitlon, wrought
by Dr. l'leree's Goldeu Medical I)leovery, havo
created wide-spread amazement. Consumption
Is at lat acknowledged curable. The "Oolden
Medical HIcoery" Is the only known remedy
for it. If taken at tho right time which, bear
In mind. Is not when the lungs aro nearly gone
It will go right to the seat of the dlease and
accomplish Its work as nothing else lu the world
can,
Nothing keops n man from Wing rich like
thinking he has enough; nothing from knowl
edge and wisdom liko thinking he has both.
Li rofer.
White Elephant of Slam, Lion of Eng
land, Dragon of China, Grsss of Switzwr,
land. Banner of Persia, Crescent of Egypt
Double Eagle of Russia, Star of Chill, The
Circle of Japan, llarp of Krin.
To get these buy a box of the genuine
Du. C. McLank's Cklkhuatki) Livkk
Pii.i.s, price cents, and mall us the out
side wrapper with your address, plainly
written, and 4 cents in stamps. o will
thon mail you the above list with an ele
gant package, of olographic and chro
matic cards.
Flkminq Bnos., PiTTsnuno, Pa.
Times go by turns, and chances change by
course ;
From foul to fair, from better hap to worse.
ikiuthucll.
"Ilnd llecli Worried IS Ycursi.t'
It should have read "married," but tho proof
reader observed that it amounted to about the
same thing, and so did not draw his blue pencil
through tho error. Unfortunately there was
considerable truth in his observation. Thou
sands of husbands are constantly worried al
most to despair by the 111 health that millets
their wives, and often robs life of comfort and
happiness. There is but one safe and sure way
to change all this for the better. The ladles
should use Dr. Pinrce's Favorite Prescription.
ft Somo persons spend so much time in making
promises that they havo no time left to fulfill
them.
'(ilve Illin ami l.ct Illin (iuc.
We onco heard a man complain of feeling
badly, and wondered what ailed him, A hu
morous friend said, "(live a doctor 12, and let
him guess." It was cutting satire on some doc
tors, who don't always guess right. You need
not guess what alls you when your food don't
digest, when your bowels and stomach are In
active, nnd when your head aches every day,
and you are languid and easily fatigued. You
are bilious, and Dr. Pierce's Pleasant Purgative
Pellets will brlug you out all right. Small, sugar-coated,
easy to take. Of druggists.
Publetv may deceive you; Integrity never
will. Oliver Cromwell.
Cough. If onrHom'HM and Ho re Tliront.
" Hroicn't Bronchial Troches" give! Immediate
relief.
Thy Gkrmka for breakfast.
ssVy rniuc - Vsh
PRICE-
SO CENTS.
AHtliuin, CougliH, CoIUh, Croup, lii
lliiciiv.n, Iti'onelilt In, I'ntnrrli, AVlioop-liig-Coiigli,
liOHM of Voioe, Incipient
f'oiiHiiiiiptloii, nnd nil. Throat and
Lung Trouble.
J. R. CATES & CO., PROP'S.
117 SaiiMime Street, San l'nuiclteo. fnl.
tirovEn 6.000.01)0 iie,i,' ii'" t''t
of tbe largest and mobt reliable houso, und tlu usu
Ferry's Seeds
. FKllKY ro
ikiioMloilgiHl to ho thn
Largest Seedsmen
In tho world.
D M.FEimYACo'B
Illustrated I)uscrlt
tiro and PricOd
SEED ANNUAL
For I BOO
Will tmmfiiled TREE
to nil fimiHcniits. and
to lout sei r's customers
without orderinir it. hinitu.
Earlltit Oaullflowsr 0llrupn j,-,d r rhover Keeda
In exlitcncs. I ahould n-nd for it. Address
D.M. FERRY & GO., Dotroit, Mich.
1st Premiums. 28,000 In use,
20 yearn Established. Nev)
. ,.ntiMtm1 Ktiil Timinir Do.
vice, "i uso In no other Piano, by which our llanos
1 l on ... nnj tnr ion ,mfc nTftrtod
by clltnato. No wood to split, break, swell, shrink,
crack, decay, or v.ar out; wo guarantoo It. Klo
gant Rosewood Cases, 8 strings, douhlo repeating
action: finest Ivor- keys; the FarnoHS ANTISEI.U
Callorwrito for f3atlogue, free. T. M. ANTIHKLIi
PIANO CO., Manufacturers, Odd Fellows' Hall, Mar.
ket and Seventh Streets, San Francisco.
Til 2 GREAT 07 iKLAND ROUTE
Northern PacSfi
I'ho O.VI.Y l.IVK Ktinnlni; I'lillinan I'nlaeo
fclreplnn ('urn, ynKiilfl-i'iit liny ( 'ouches,
uud Klctf'int KiiilKriint .Sleeping
t'ui-b (with h' lllia free of
chnruel
I'-HOJI WASH' N O '1 ON' AND OH K OOZ
I'OIS'O. TO TIIK KAhT VIA
St. Paul and Minneapolis.
Tmubcontui' u hi I.ino
Ituiiii n'
PALACE
DINING CARS.
The Only
Meals 75c
FiiNteHt Tiiiit; liver Jlndu fro in tlio
f'otiMt ovor lint
NORTHERN PACIFIC R. R.
TO
COl'NCII. HIX'FFS,
ATCHISON.
KANHAHCITY,
yi'INCY,
SIOl'X CITY,
ST. JOriKl'll,
I.KAVKNWOUTH.
IIUU.INOTON,
ST. IAJUIH
CIIIC'AIJU,
And all jioUiU througliout tlio hunt and South
cutt, via til. l'uill uud .MlnneupuIU.
Till: ONLY LINK ltU.VNrNO
Through Emigrant Sleeping Cars
KNTIIIK l.KNfJTIl OP ItOAD
And hauled on regular Knp-os Trulns ovor tho
Kntlro length of the Nortliurn
i'ueiilo ttullroud,
A. D. CHAItLTON, Oen. Wcit'n Paa.A(ft,.
No. 2 WaahinKton iitreet, 1 rtland.
P
RINTERS
And PUBLISHERS.
Vnn will Savo 25 nor cent
And oonBldoniblo Tlmo by pliiolrw your
Ordor for Tyjiu, PruHsos, MatorUI, Inka,
otc, with pALLIER & REY. ,
112.114 front btrect. I'ortltind.
PIANnS
JACOBspI
TRADE
Rem
tut rDPAT
CURES PERMANENTLY
BACKACHE, HEADACHE
AND TOOTHACHE.
CURES PERMANENTLY ALL ACHES.
AT IlRCOOISTS AND Dkalsia
THE CHARLES A. VOGELER CO.. Biltlmori, Ml
Diamond Vera-Cura
FOR DYSPEPSIA.
A Mtmvi cxjxm roa ikdiokstio xms AM
i.mi.s TrblM Arlilnj Itmfna.
IW Dmcvtst or General Dtalfr wlS Tirro
Oom for fou V not already in ttoek, or it b4
Ml by mail on rteeipt of 25 . (& bozei tl.OO)
stvunps. Sesmp!4 tent on receipt of i-cmt stamp.
TNI CHARLES A. VOGELER CO..Bltlaor. HA,
Ms rifcim a4 slsamlMlsnn.
BRONCHITIS
CURED.
After HpondittR Ten "Wintcra South,
vvns Curoil by Scott's Emulsion.
110 Centro Ht.. New York. 1
JuuoSAth. 1W8. )
Tho Wlntor nftor tho groat flro
In Chicago I contractor! Bronchial
afToctions, and slnco thon havo
boon obllgodto spond noarly ovory
Wlntor South. Last Novombor was
advlsod to try Scott's Emulsion of
Cod Llvor OH with Hypophosphltos
and to my surprlso was rollovod at
onco, and by continuing Its uso
throe months was ontiroly curjod,
galnod flosh and strongth and
was ablo to stand ovon tho Bliz
zard and attond to business ovory
day. C. T. CHURCHILL.
Sold by all Dntuylfta.
HUY TIIK 1IKST.
TAKK NO CHANCKS.
MEXICAN SALVE
THE CREAT HEALER.
Cures Cuts, Sore. Suit Hhuum, DoIIb.
Pinililcs. FcIoiib, Skin DIhcuhpb, nnd all
ailmonts for which a nalvo is suitable. For
taking out BorenuHs nnd healing it nets
like inaRlc. 25 cents alxx. at all druKKlstt.
J. II. K1HR, ANiiyr und Annlytlrnl
ChemlHt, Laboratory, 101 First St., Portland.
Or. Analyses mado of all aubetanoos.
I&.QTHMA CURED
ItJcrman A"thma Cure neeruiktoirtvo m-l
mwtiois rlilii tho wonit ouw,liiBUn'coiiifort-l
' . 1 . . I . .' J IMnAUt. mill
8 l.OO.otDruinrtstn or tiy mall. Burai'la Fit UK I
IfnrMamir Dn. it. wunirfMAH.ui. I'ani, Minn i
$5
To 8 Flny. Samples worth ?1.50, FHKK
I.lnoa not umlDr the liorscufcet. Write ltRKW
STItR'8SAritTTlUlNlI(lt.DK.Il(;o."lIolly,.'vSlcll.
SI E1NWAY.
1'KAMK A
Pianos: Dnrdett Orsaus. baud ImtrumenU. Lames
stock of Sheet Music and Itooks. Hands lutiplltxl a
Eastern IMoes. MATTHlAi) OHAY OO., 300 Pus
Street, Ban Franotsoo
OR. SPINNEY s
Dr. Spinney A-Co.,
INPPVfOIIQ Dotiillty, I.oniinf Vltrnr, Hnmhmi
(dency, &c duo to cxcexMn or atmv, cured.
'VOlllMtf MrKS tfprln( from tho effpotf
yM mare otyoutWulfolllcsoi India
crction nhould nvall thrmwlvra of our trnitmrnt.
JposltlvocuroKunriinU'i'il In every vare, Hyphllls,
urlnnry nnd Vcnerenl Dlsenscs nil unnatural ills
ohnriicB, promptly and lately cured.
Minni T.iPrn MPMWhpnrotron.
Iitixl U-llh ilia.
Snso of Kidneys or madder. Weak Duck, Wcrvou.
)eblllty. WiiKtlnn ot Hextiul Btremrtn. etc.. cured
und restored to iiealthy vlifur,
N, 11. l'ersons uiinblo to visit n may Im treated
nt their homes, by corresiiondence. Mediclnea mu
instruction!) Bent by mailorexpreKs. L'onsultutloL
'reo, Hcn.d 4 ccnta In stumps lor 'lho Young Mau'l
t'rlcud or Uuldo to Wudlock.
OTho BTJYEBB' OUIDB la
Issuod Maroh and Bopt.,
each yoar. It Is an onoy.
olopodia of usoful Infor
mation for all who pur
chaso tho luxuries or tho
nocossltios of Ufa. Wo
can olotho you and furnish you with
all tho nooossary and unnooossary
appliancos to ride, walk, danoo, sloop,
oat, flsh, hunt, work, go to ohurob,
or stay at homo, and in various sizos,
styles and quantitios. Just flguro out
what is roquirod to do all tbesd' things
COMFORTABLY, and you can mako a fair
ostimato of tbo valuo of tho BUYERS'
GUIDE, which will bo sent upon
receipt of 10 cents to pay postage,
MONTGOMERY WARD & CO.
Ill-Ill Michigan Avenue, Chicago, 111.
SALESMEN!!
Wo wish u few men to
r koiicih ny Kuinpiu
wholrfulti nnd n-
I.41I , .1.1.1- .M.l . . 11,1111-
rrnln urllne, Kuclono2 ceulHtninp. WnxtHflper
l)uy. reniiiineiit pONlllon. So jicmtalo itiiHWered.
Money iidvuiio-dfur wukcn, iidverllhluit, etc. Ten.
ti'iinlal .MaiiiiOi'tiirinui n , (inc liinutl.Olilo.
I Hie unasKiven cnirw-
Inal sntlstactlon In tbs
euro of 'Jonorrbrea and
Uleet. I prescribe 11 and
feel safe In recommend
r.r.. In
'1 TO 6 DATS.
IOuiuim o.l w
satus Birutufc
IraU Cbiciol C.
ing It to all sufferers.
,1.J. STOSKI., M.D
. CuulnnatiJ
Decatur, III.
Ohio.
PRICE. HI, 00, .
Hold iy DruLXlstsv
Tr.d.
WELL DRILLS
FOR EVERY PURPOSE.
Sold on Trial !
iivestinent small, profits
ITU. Klld VOtl fur mailing
larire Illustrated Catalovu
Willi full particulars, llsu
ufacturvd by
GOULDS & AUSTIN,
I07 ts let I.uko Ht.,
CMIOACO. ILL.
CHICHESTER'S ENGLISH
PENNYROYAL PILLS
r ftbis riu nr vf- r rs
AnL fwr t'Mltkttr$ i.gUk
DlimAnii nrand. la rtJ
Uiitu Lia llts ttucf.b-
Uu At lruirKlt Arrrpt
sis s.t ti s.a-. Ail I till lb litl
UvX t i . ink wr pei trn danger
uui ruuiilrrfill to.! lr, (it fur
t'sstlsuiAff iil "UtlUffwr .MIUvMf'
tlJiciit-Ditf ttiuu!rdUu..)UillouSi.(r)illj.(l,,
N. T. N. U. No, 'JM-S. 1'. N. V. No. ai!J
5
FVIIM
mm. m
1 1 1TT
aa'a'aV's's's'aTsff 1
n
A
v
X IS)
To Housekeeper and
Farmer. It Is Impor
tant that the Soda or
B ralui you use should
be White and Pure same
M all similar inbatanees
ksedforfood. To Insure
etutnlng only the "Arm
A Ilammer" brand Soda
OTJR TRADK MARK
or Salerabn. buy It In
"pound or half found"
cartoonn. which bearour
name and tnnle-tnark, aa
Inferior Roods aro seme
tlms substituted fcVtthe
"Arm i Hammer" brand
when bought In bulk.
Parties using Baking
Powder ahould remem
ber that lta sole rlslni
property consists of bi
carbonate of soda. On
teaspoonful of the -Arm
Ji Hammer" brand of
odaor Haleratue mixed
with sour milk equals
Packed in Card
OIT EVERT
ooP
rossotes ninny liujiortant Advantages over all
other prcinred Foods.
BABIES CRY FOR IT.
INVALIBS RELISH IT.
Mnkos Plump, Laughing, Henlthy Bnbles.
Regulates the Stomach nnd Bowels.
Bold by Druggists. 5c, 50c, HI. 00.
WELLS, RICHARDSON & CO., BURUNOTOH, VT.
Baby Portraits.
A Portlollo of beautiful baby portraits, printed
on lino platu paper by intent piioto process, sent
free to Mother of any llaby Inini within a year.
Kvery Mother wanu theso pictures j tend at onco.
(ilvo llaby'd namu and ago.
WLLLS, KICHARDSUN it CO,, Ptopt., Burilngton, VU
IX S O PAX
ma
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DYSPEPSIA V
H Can bo cured. I sniTorml with it for
ycurn. Al inning symptoms of llunrt
B biHCiuo dovolopcd. iMy first nnri only
B rolirf cniiH) from using MOOHH'S B
L KlOVHAl.KD REMEDY. Two bot-
A tlod nio purmiinuutly. H
Seattle, W. T. M
Contains 110 M
the H
TUEC0W1IAND. J0 MAKE
PELICIOUS BISCUITS or WHOLESOME BREAD
USE
D wight's Cow-Brand SodaSaleratus.
ABSOLUTELY PURE.
ALWAYS UNIFORM AND FULL WEIGHT.
srs that tbers Is s picture of a Cow on your packago and yon will have
Ihs boat Bod made THE COW BRAND.
X. rX WRIGHT,
Koot of .Hoi-i-lHoii Htri et. I'oi-tliiiiil, Ort'con.
Gtmunil Agont for tho
ADVANCE ENGINES THRESHERS Al POWERS
I frfjiooltilty request tliono pontt'inpIatliiB pnrclinslin? cither nil Kuirlno or Thresher next
neasMii to look up thu reeord of thu ADVA.NC K, It is the only machine over sold ou tho licijt
Court that him kIvcii entire latltactlon,
I also deal In Laundry Maohlnory, Marino Engines. All kinds of
Brass Goods, Inspiroors, Injectors, Oilers, Reapers, Mowers.
Chemical Fire Extinguishers, and Engines, Oils,
Bolting, Hoso, "Wrenches, Etc.
f our teasp oon ful i o f th
beatDaktns Powder.asr
Intr twenty times It
cost, besides being
much healthier, becsuM
ttdoeenot contain any
Injurious substances,
such as alum, terra alba
etc., of which many Bak
ing Powders are mads.
Dairymen and Farmers
ahoulduse only the"Ana
k Ilammer" brand for
cleaning and keeping;
Milk Pans Sweet and
Clean.
Catmow. Be that
STery.pound package of
"Arm and Hammer
Brand" contains full
It ounces net, and tho
V pound package syVU
fi tvneet net. Soda or
Balentus same as apeoW
fled on each packag a. .
PACKAGE.
Board Boxes. Always keeps Soft.
It's Easy to Dye
WITH
DyiMOHDDYfS
JL in
i i strentztn..
Fastnes8r
Beauty,
AND
Simplicity.
Warranted to color more cooda than anv other-
dyes ever made, and to givo ruoro brilliant and.
durable, colors. Ask for tho Diamond, and tako
no other. 36 colors; 10 cents each.
WELLS, RICHARDSON & CO., Burlington. VU
For Gliding or Broniing Fancy Articles, US&
DIAMOND PAINTS.
Qold, Sliver, Drome, Copper. Only to Cents.
fPWICHT'S71
lSALERATUSl
BEST AND FASTEST THRESHERS
IN THE WORLD.
THE ONLY DEALER O
PACIFIC COAST
That ships
Bells!
I.V
OAR LOADS.
PRICES GREATLY REDUCBW
All sixes In stot-k from 40
pounds to l.U.
Bond for ItKDUOBD PRKWM.
Jtmiouibvr It 1 s plwuuro to show
Kootls or aumver qutttletv- It
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IL Mytfw
t M fl'
thoeciujof our u'wu olceaj.-y.ts(e I
low.