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About The Oregon scout. (Union, Union County, Or.) 188?-1918 | View Entire Issue (Oct. 12, 1888)
9 o p r o o o CAPITAL. Vhcro ami llmr Her Urjlit-ltrnrlcil ctti- rem Spend Tlielr HvcnliiRi. Vionnu is not only a benutiful city, but is a most charming one to the tour ist. Here he has beautiful drives and delightful promena.lo--; a magnificent opera-house in which the opera is gen erally well rendered; tine theaters, one just finished by far tho most elegant 1 have seen; fine hotel? and in large numbers, and the best of all garden music. The Prater is a park of fo odd hundred acres; on one avenue in it and all cloio together are somo six or eight beer and colToe gardens, with tables and .eats under line trees, with the fragrance of (lowers filling the aft and with bands of music, military and stringed, of so good a character th:$ they can satisfy tho most cultivated ear. Hero are accommodations foi sovornl thousands, and on afternoons and evenings of summer days many thousands of tho nicest people nro promenading or seated, tak ing their evening meals, listening "!.. .1 l"l,,u ",1U lmlslu waicmng eacn other. In another avonuo not far offi) aro cheap amusements of every kind li),t (i,.,(., .,,.-, ...,,i i light theaters, games, puppet shows, nying uiucmnen in lact, every possl "bio kind of fun to be given for a fow kreutzers. Here, too, aro thousands of those who seek much pleasuro at little cOst. Hero a thoughtful tourist can learn a vast deal of lifo and hu man nature in a short timo and at small expense. Vienna, one would think, is till on tho Prater in tho late afternoon and early ovoning; but Vi enna j ti city which claims about 1,200,000 population and no or stays i at homo up to ten o'clock. Tho town ' I seems to shut its mighty jaws nt ton ami tho streets nro comparatively do-' sorted, and all becauso of tho porter and his tip. Tho tip (trink-geld) is as decided a feature in this city as is backshish in tho worst town iiOtho Oriont. You go j into a cafo; a waiter brings you coffee, ! ainQher bread and a "paper. Each ox-1 pects a tip. When you aro through tho head-waiter comes for tho pay. j lie expects a tip. You go into a res-1 taunftt; ono waiter brings you food, another your wine, a third yor bread, and a fourth collects tho change. Each expects a tip, and thoy all wear such nico full suits of black and such whito cravats that it is hard to resist their polito smiles. But woo to tho man who, failing to tip them, returns! Their memories nro wonderfully tenacious, and the forgetful man will find it out. When ho sees three or four waited upon who camo after ho had been seated, and sees si nico, juicy pieco of roast on tho next table whilo ho is wearing hi3 tcoth away on tho toughest gristlo of tho toughest beast that had roamed tho fields, ho will swear and resolve to re sist tho villainous custom; but after awhile ho will do as tho Viennese do jiay and quarrel not. They all say it is an outrageous tmstom; but thoy shrug their shoulders and ask: "What aro wo to do?" "Why, resist?" "Ah! sir, lifo is too short." Xow, what litis I this to do with getting in early? This: livery hc$so with its Hats has its ; porter, and this porter closes tho front door at ten, and tho lodger who is then out stays out or pays tho porter a ! half-gulden to lot him in. In cheapor i houses a quarter-gulden. Now a half-' gulden or a quarter-guidon is a great deal to a man whoso day wago is only 1 ono or two gulden, and that ono or two has been loft at tho thoator, tho gar- j den or tho cafo. Ergo, ho goes homo boforo ton. Curler II. Harrison, in Chicago Mail. I DIME-MUSEUM FREAKS. o IVllut Salaries Mm Most Noted or Them Coiiiiuniid Nowadays. A rod-fncod follow with a big cano and a wido mouth stood front of a flaring building on tho llowory. Thoro was a fat woman whoso picture, in it3 amplo proportions, covered fully one third of tho rout of tho houso. Snakes and impossible nnimal3 hi rud and bluo paint hung on canvass from ovory window, and tho man with tho wido mouth and hollow throat shouted outabiQit tho wonders that wore within tho walls. A reporter stood wondor ingly for a timo, and finally ventured to ask him about tho freaks ho de scribed so rapturously. "Wlt do we pay for thorn? Woll, that doponds. Now, thoro's tho great and only Miss Ellon Morgan. Sho's a doublo-hoaded lady with two tuRsful voices, and bho has a salary of $100 a weok.OOf course, tho bills say wo pay her .1,000 every Saturday night, but that ain't quite true." "There's Mm. Tom Thumb what's sho but a freak? And all she got hero whon on tho stage was ?200 a wools. Animal freaks aro not, of course, olther so costly or so attractive us human onos. I daro say that tho six-fo otod "cat could bo bou ght for .$50, and that oven the olephantino pig could have boon purchased fop $25. In this country freaks aro chiefly in de mand at tho dimo museums, though occasionally whon a showman finds a freak of a specially horriblo or start ling ohnraoter, ho biros a hall sololy for Its exhibition. Freaks of loss dis tinguished peculiarity travol about and dUapponr twenty or thirty time a day In booths at fnlra, Uie charge for ad mission being generally 10oHte. The small sum mount up rapidly,, and within the lt month u mt Udy of rery upuUul proportion privately eouf-l tO ! tft of1'-1 euni.ui $1'J H weak f'"' "'' tu'i it.i j uiui'ii i..i gjjfctll.it. .1 I.i i- IkuU i .HIIIH..I..I far lHHj, i ... ' tl.O ' I" ' " ' ' lltflil "! UmairitMH iit. I'm, lb. ti, U" ""' Ji tt AUSTRIA'S GAY Loo Cabins can hardly be couiiloretl ImniUnine or olcvanr, but tiny were lit ha it'tioiis for tho riiR Bel ih iifis of America. Our ancm, tis w re rttswd sperhnenR of nob e man la l, cnmpVte in health, strtniith and ondunuice ( OLD ' Tli' ir wholesome rcmodWs re reprKlurel Jo tM later aio, In Warner s Lost C ibln Sdrsaphriila and Warner's '"Tippecanoe " -9 Henry Clay, of Key Weil, Fin., tin a novel shaped potato, Stmiditii; at a i.intance ot i or Keven feit ore could not till it irum a wilt! , duck wi-hh liwt tutu itepilved of lift boily tuattiers. tunl to make Die (Illusion n.oie ir ffot jy had inserted h lew tail feather.. o Tin: t'.VTit hk K aia:,y it.:.'?. Constipation leuils to a uuiltitude of pin hIcbI trv utiles. It Is generally Ui re vnit t-'f careh"Mio8 or iniHU'ereiuc to the s molest rule of health. Ktigunc JUKay, uf lir.ini fo)D, Out., writes: 1 had for ji'vomUvoars lieen a sulfiircr fioim oiistfpation,Tid taken a yn-ut ti.any diH'erei't rcmei!ie, oine i f wtiich did m'c at'iod f' r a time, then my trouble eaine b.iek ore thfii ever. 1 's iti'lueed ' by u friend, whom LJUANnvnis Pn.i.s ha", benetiii d, to trv them, i iiH tv, inking tvvo eaeli night for a week, tlien one i'ver nR,ir for alllt Mv SQce llIlt timo I hno not oxpoiiencoii fin- sliuliteit tlithcnlty wlitvcvtr, and niv howela uiuyo, texnlarlv). try dav. I ' clievu ftr nly that for Hltlt7flm. f ,he boWe(s andbflious- nen BuaMikktii's 1'tl.i.s are far supeilor to any othe . White pine trees linve been tot out on Hojton C'OMllliUII. l'OIHLAK IMtKI'AJtATION! Pure. Potent, Powerful! Pallid Pcoi.l I'r.tUe. l'rores-ivo People l'ur hiae! I'.-sltivil Piert-t'H PJensai.t Purxaiive Pellets, Pn.imrlv Pdi'tiiken, Preserve I'iijmuhI Powers, Produee PeiinHnent l'liysical rurffction. Puiebaso, Prove! A (Jreuk natned Dlmiti-im A ntippa lately died 1 t t'oiixtuiilinoplu at the turn- of 113. He knew lohespti rre, and po!jttsvl several of his I letters. "Oi'O'ii" ItroneOlat TrOelien" are simple mi . coiivliiriiI for Hruiieiiial Atl'cctiuiiH and L'oiiiihs. Thcro aro now published in the City of Moxico eight or ton papers do- VOtod COAnsivcly to tho bull ring. On i (1, n,P.,l tbp. l,f fn,,r n, I fivo papers which servO as organs oi tho working people. Tho English Govcrnront can gel horscOsQitablo for cavalry sorvico in Canada for '5G, and haQto pay 74 foi tho sanio aniinals raised in England. An ciompt is being mado to turn the minds of English farmotf) toward horse-raising. Lord Duffcrin's now viceregal lodgo at Simla is to bo lighted through out by electricity; nearly 1,000 glow lamps will bo cnyiloycd. j(Tho circum stanco is noteworthy, inasmuch as this is tho lirst Indian palace bo lighted. Tho satisfies of tho working oi tho now divorco law in Franco alTord curious roading. Tho total numbcOof petitions filed from 188-1 to 1880 o coeds twenty thousand. Among those who in 1886 ashed for divorco pure and simple, twenty-foo had been married fifty years. English otiquetto has decided that unmarried ladies should never uso a crest or any thiag note papor, serv ants' buttons, brushes or any other articlo. It is usually found that tho people best entitled to erostOioid coats-of-arms mako tho least uso and display of them. Railway companies in Australia, after oxperimontiii"; with various kinds o& "quiok fencing for railways, es pecially with a view to koopin"; our snowdrifts," have sottlcd upon hedges of tho "lloso of Providonco." It is said that a fonco six and one-half foet high and threo and one-fourth fQct thick will check snow-drifts. Tho blossoms nro salable, and so tho fonco is printable. A Royal commission appointed 1 tho King of tho Bolgians to inquire hi; to tho condition of labor in Bolgium recommends that in tho technical schools practical lectures bo given on tho application of art and scionco to drjytry; that manual doxtority should be cultivated in tho elementary schools; that tho local authorities should intro duce manual oxcrcisos into the primary bchools, and found m9ro teeh'cal schools and schools of design and mod eling, and thnt tho government should aid In increasing tho facilities by which workmen would got technical instruc tion ill subjects suited to their occupa tion. The result of issuing a jtibljjo coinage hni boon to lay up in cablnots, drawers and what not, somothing llko half a million of gold. Who has over seen a 5 pleco tondered in payment? i. Vt tVisi mln f tastml ri mm ( tt rxf i mill- ion pounUs worth of Lb pleooa. J ho 1 coinage of '2 pieces nmounted to tho j valuo of nearly 209.000. Who has en ono paid over a counter? cSover eiyns and half-sovereigns will also bo hoardud becauso they woro coined in tho jubilee year, so that when wo say that a half million's worth of gold has beon put uselessly by during tho last twelve months wo aro probably woll within tho truth. Sheffield (Eng.) Telegraph. In tho waitoof thwuo thr.t iirecodi soonni'nii tton In tliu silk-lit ooiitfli at nlrfht or inormni;. If Dujiirdiu i. Life Krttiiufi In tukun, a vvluuble lift) may le fuvwl. Don't ru-icloct a eounh hut tako 1 Jfo ItrtMince ami stop It ut unco, t'nee. HM) a bottle. .MldrUh'Kibts. II.V1Illi;it(. I'lCS are aoryHalledfrult uthitio.XHilH)UMl of frullH an.t outuhl. a ml, beliitf in Iomuko form, ar hndy to i-urrt wlili you. Thy aet inililly but kurely. Hint h) tlitur trrul(itu( Influwmti uveroomu tin- n n iltiici Ui iji.tf(jlinu froui unr rnuav. I'M is stMX'hsll) iruo lu all iusms uf . ttiikiien. i.i r tsifclimM. hU-h U duo lo s dsn, miu .in. iJUluii I'h' auiiwUK- iiw-iii'. utr :.i. i ii. i i.unf r 1st - . 1 k. -HI. Hiul I,1,.,,. I II- I I' .11 r S) . ., f I I. Ull ..-I... . Il U'MI U III rfurl lu 'l I , . tl. L I !Hll! I ll..i..inirw I iw - 1 l.itl l-'l l ll ilaiimis su Il I... I' l - in-' il In MWM IM ll.li 111, OI I I I lull I.. I.I; U l. .m' 1. I ( ll.ii. ui, u . . H . . m i pi I .1. ! STAKTI.INd 1)IOOVKUY. Tho dtworriy b) ihelnbnhitanU of a locality hitherto uii tailed hr the prtilent wxiutwo of r.ver awl ami-, tlmt H cuwim in meir rery , midst, 1 (tecModly ctunllnK. Saeh diaeovortos jre niHdu t cvfiy som. tti every nr ui ui V'i Ion. Subs' qiiently. tien it U ertntne-l. nsit inrariMbly la nl meh lime, t" rwKn m vnluntilv evjicHiLeP o; win one ho ! own bp:nn ted m.ti cure!, that Hivi-.etU r Ht-miaeli li.ltcr is k thoroughly v'l-rarl.Mia i'rft"i ator of t' e ie,tlnrial vn--nn, pi h incmnM of fortlfy Inj; the myoteui K- init it. a fvellnic of mere nrvurlty and tianqaiMty itivns tliiooitt out the bole iieiclihvti-h'iil. le!idtv. the fe-trihi iiirnia of it-A.Hiiil di'H-.p. dienb nue and au lufeu r' miiovtd b ih-oti tit hi iliiu f the Hit tera. to wht-.-h selnnr al-o (riven lm aimcticn aa a remt-riy ftir rlu-uiiiatl'm. djiermla. toiotitw Hon, liverWiiiMt. rtel.ili;). kuinev U-ut.tb. at.d all clicHM-i4 li'ii')Viin: the orpins of rti Ktion and assimilation. - There is n mountain of ?oal in Wild Horse WalUy. VoniinK. vthuh liua bee:i bu. uin for thirty yeura. White. Klenhmtor SHm, Lion of l.ng- i land, Dinoi. of China, Cro-s tl Sitzr-: land, Banner of l'e.tst, CrefH-mf oi KsVPN IX.'it le Kuc.V of i-sli., Stt.rof Chill, The j Clrele f Japan, 11 n p ot linn. , To get thine bu a Imx of the genuine Ila C. JIcLanks Ci:u:iikatid I.ivnt j 1'ir.i s, pr'ce t' rents, anduinil u- the out side wrapper IiJi your adiires.-, n'ainly wiitten, and 1 ceni-. in stamps. e will , tVen mail Atm the alwne !it with an elc- j uniit package of otflr.iphtc and chro inuticeard. Pluminu Buos., PiTTUMtn, Pa. ( The twentv-firet ver(aof the Mvcuth ehnpter 1 of Kzra eontitinrtll tlio letter of tue ulphaett exeepl J. n?. tii i: I.ONOKST WOttl) TIONA IIV IN T D1C- la tnemiipstcr.t to eeieinnnii'ate the ineprrss- iblu sutlufHethm tind iiudiiii ri Iieneible eoii-n--onenei's ivaultiiiK from u jndlcimw a.Iml.d tni- .1..,. it tip (i..rcii, Kiivoiitu lYvTriui . a ! ouraii'Mi (b): istn'd espn iKlly ioi the hptid relief and iioimiiiient euiv of ull FemnU' t uk- nouses, ;srvoitMieats mm iisv:kov:s ihiuwh tlie felii'iiOscx. 'I'be only reined) for wiumn's pee.ull.ir ills, sold by dnipTKlsta- under a pu-Ove jCUaranlee, to pTie fuusiaeuiiii. .i-u rtimiui.iiu 5!" WE,?!,1' ". " ' "', llro' on wmniier of ooimo. nus swuuui . f. . f..n ..., ,.,. linn, t viuir, 1,1' ietors. Rwnrms of Chinese nro landitip,' in Hritish ('olonibia end Bleallni;uuioiisi.lio border into lite dated States. A Womlerl'iil l'ood and Jledlclne, Known and used by physicians all oyer tho world. !"M-ott'.i llmiilhion nut only Klve ilrs.li nnil sti-eiiutli bv illtue ot lis own mini- tious piopertlm. but ei cuti s an appetite- for food that builds .tip the wasted body. , I l-avo i..UMiKiiiu si-nii'n ir.innli.ioii lor sov. nil yt'tirn. unit urn plt-a-ol ilh l' action. My lmthntu say it In lilcasant nnil pnlatnliK anil all itioiv s roller anil t,rl "?J; fr,!", J ' ,ls0 01 ,'v. . iwc t In ull caws ot HHti ii; Kisrasis, i " Hpocially usutul lor iliililrtn when ,im, I'rnt in. illiinliu. Is l ioi.-.l. as in .larattHU8. - l.W. il,..,.,.,, il ii tviiov vile. Ala. I 1 Il.KCK, Al.lA. IV1IIIM IIL, n.i. Ono of Iho woiulors of Paris is a wcll'J.'MI fi'it in depth, lltt uatrr rusl.t'o out oi thin well In a stream 111 feet hiK". a i,.u:ni: kstati:. A broad land is tl.m In hieh wo Ihe, iloite.l f.o ihlekly with thrifty citim, lown-. and yfl Ii.ck! Amid llnni all, witn evir-ineu-H-liiK lOiiOnitv ,in(l lielptiilnebs ia lr. I'ieuea (iuhien Mofiiel discovery, k'Miik hupo nml ehter whi-re thuio is iliMiuo and d.wmlr. Wherever there it luiuinnit ilu-to.i auilcrii KI wi crover liioro is siiii.-ninr there Is tl.o In til tle.M for thin rtlllet Amerunn licini'ily. Con--uniinion, (wliirh i-i luiQ i-eiofi'ln), y.ulds to it, it employed Pi .in-on ly slaxes uf too dlwaio; Chronic Na-al CiiU'ih. jielJn U it; Klilmi and Liver diicifos, yield to it! If-jou wuiit .tho h. t know n reinulv for all die.'iseii of thu lilotd a;.k lor Dr. INi-icis'b Coldcii lledloul l)Uooor:. ami tako no othrr. Tho value of tho annual output of buttor In hehuid is eutiiinited at not lens tl.au $0,000,U 0. ITCHING III.HS, SvMi-niMs-Moisture; 1. te ih itctliiK An.t ftlia-ing, ruwt ut vJcht, iioree by w rtJb'ni. It allowiil M cim tiuuu tuTiioM t.iim, wlii.ii ott.-n Mut-l i.nd ulniala, UoimiiiK iry twi.e. Kwn,r'( Oimjibnt nti-ii ttio lu-hhii; ..uOI'li'i'ihnz, taal ulo-rii: a, anil lu nmiiy imsc3 leinoves tht tiunurs. Itummil) eihcutloiM lu irlrifT Hritn lllMillfftl. I'roi.neti.ra, l'n. a.lrliLU. MVAYNi;' Olntm.N! cui i, UUUI1UW. lit m, " .1. 0. KlMBi,.'HMJ'iui(t Aualytloiil ilici0lMt, laboratory. 101 lin.t tt., rortluml. Or. Analyses mado of nil jub'tancei. Thy Gkkmka for breakfAit. A0DBEAUTY ...... D,...r...D n.,n. Cuticusa RcMioits Cuns Skim aho Blooq DistAua FROM PiMPtlSlO M0rlll TO 1'IW nAS HO Jl'HTICK TO TUB KSTKKSIJ.S ft rfiA tho CMcft.PRu.MwiPivf a ft4ti ln-t tho thousands upon thousands whose lives have been u ado huppy by the cure of lurniixiiie, bu inlllnUtiit, itching'. K-nly mid P mply um. wen of the skin, hculp and blood, with Ihmj of ha.r. Cf'llcuitA, tho Bruit 8kin Cute, iintl full CUHA fc'OAl' an exipiinlto Skin HcJiutlllur, pre pared from it, extorniWly, ami Cl'tutha Hk sni.VK.vr. tho now Mood I'urltler, lniornally. aro t positlvo euro for every form of akin anil blood di-eaie. from pimples to scrofula Sold ovorvwlnro, Pnco, Cutiouiia. S0o.t SoAl-, 2Sr..; Hksoi.vknt 51. Prnpii rod by the PoTTKiilJaua am CiiKMii'Ai. ro..Hoton.MuBs. itrsind for "How to furo Skin l)lwe m'." tif I'lmpli'H, bliickhiads, ihappm imu oil) i liT Hkln prevented by C'u-i in'KA Hia i TSS ay Hheuiiiail.-on, Kidney Pulns and Weak JC Ai.csit epoodlly cm "I b. ( I'TlciitA AMI yPlN n.AHTi n, tlmcnly ilii-lhlnK lUr n UIB oss Riven oniTor- at En.l.f.nllAM In 111 to b daT8. euro of Gonorrhcpn ird uru.tMrS not W V rnA, i u n xeei bamiurtiwujuii'uu r u fy tbi , t t0 ol) ratretut. Etisi Cheiktl C i . j. si o-s nt. m.i.. SV CiaclnnstlMV3i4 .tzR&ZSPivfl Bold I.I" Ciaclnnstl,W!7CL. n,.i. ill. E SJ.OI). . Druixl'ta A WELL DRILLS FOR EVERY PURPOSE. Sold on Trial ! Inv --nncnt null, profits j:e t , uu til- for mailing sriro 1 itiBlrstiid Cstal- ifuu mitli fun t artlcuUis. lli- fwlureJ by GOULDS & AUSTIN, 1U7 ts 100 Luke Ht., CHICAGO. ILL. Van Monciscar DISPENSARY. JHJLAND, Ott. Vojnr, uJdn4di ami' 14, slot la ur Difcmad Bun) ajl ill laluiaiiffto toltli IjOHT MAllIiOODI xienoua inwiiijr. oim turihM. Uu.lusJ luiix rWJUIIUr.r-lUlMu !, iiva r-JVt tA KumKy, ! HIikmI Isfcd . hmi..lltj I raitts. .11 Wal .1 Ms W.I I . 4 t t i Will' mn.iritirrlli I i i Tlio rz wit VI. 1 Tub I .,1 ..", ,1111 Hlll1MT1 rt 1 A M- i . , ' , A, i comuotitor In the toa-niarkeia of tho world. A fow years ago an Kugllsh settlor in Natal planted a few acres there with tea. His first crop, pro duced in 181, amounted to no moro than 600 pound-, but tho production has so increased since then that lat year Na'al put upon tho market about 100,O0) pounds of ton. Tho industry is spreading rapidly, and it. seems likoly that boforo long South Africa will lo como a serious rival to China and India In thi-t ticidi ---rrr aj nTeTi Votali" a til 7ff tyyv tit SIM i! 1 TK ."-t ."ka-v I I Z1 RFEfil -ll Pji mjir r!or i xrcllcm e j.r T n In million uf h.iir.n for mnrelhui u .iiiiuter .'f !i - n ny it U imil hy Uib 1'nltf.t litiit'-3 llovrr-uiH-nt l.inlMr .1 l.y lit. ht-mUof tin- (lnt t'nlvcrri 1. UK tl .' StmiA ht, l'uut aud m.wt !li':t!if',l l)r 1'iuv e t'-iam lial. n,: P Jtr J h not coulttlti Amiu'iuU, 1.1m, or Alum Hnld ..n.y U, c-u.. nun; uakinu i-owdku ru. M' VW1I. ellK Vim NT IOL11. Dr. Spinnoy &Co.,Ms:lSS all or Omuilro.ia fi VRlVffa 1 1 tX Debility, I.ona ot Vlrir. Hmnlnnl ilcncy, &r.,ilnot.ii0''i'K6iMornbiin',cure. vnHMO KnntO Pitttrln from the ciTcrtii YOODPtS CtSiW CfjviVthfnllJlli rrctlon nhouht avail tho.iiu'lvi-H rt orr trrntm.-nt. A lioMtlve urt'lfnaranU'i il liiQVCry eve. SyihillK, Ur nurv n. 1 VViinr....! ll,,.y ,. .. .ml ..Vnl ,1U. chniKt's, promptly anil lately tnr-M. TOrn"of Kidni'Vn or lllnilifcr. Webllity, W iunj of hixu..l unit rmtorrd to licnlthv viirar. iM-nic linCk, JSerioni bliuiiKth, ttc.fcnu'.t Ii. ll. l'lrfor.K nnnblo to vlnlt nn may lm tronteil ntthoirhoincs, by corr.-rnoniltnei ile.llcli.i-rt niu instruitloim sent by ninil orrxiirwu. CuimiltutQi, 1'rin, SOnl-1 ctuto in ittninps Jur Ibo Youiib .Mim'i t'rlcuil or (QtiiJij tu V t-Ulnck. DOCK It cures KiiKUMATiMt, Ni.i hai.oia, ltoils, l'Iuiii- Scmfiil.i, Omit, li.Uirli. Tuii.'irs. K.i't llhriini, uml Wirciirlul pilim. It rmltli-ii th lllnoil, Itaftoies te I.lvcr mil Kli'rifyi tu healthy iwtlim, illul liifckafl tin Uuiiuihiiou llrlulit uml UU-ar. J. CR. CATEQ & CO., Proprlotors i 17 MutiHOiOe Ml.. Han J'l'aQulxi'n. Tlio BUYEItB'OTJIDU la iHsuotl March and Kopt., 1 ouch yoar. It la nn onoy. lolopodla of useful iufor. 'inalion for all who pur- chaso Clio luxuries or tho nocossitioa of lifo. We can olotho you and furninh you with nil tlio nocossary nnd unnocoosnry nppliaucos to rido, walk, danco, sloop, eat, fish, hunt, work, ro to church, or stay nt homo, and in various BizO. stylos and quanti.tio.i. Just llRuro out what In required to do all thoHo'thlnRs COMFOrtTADLY, and you eniOmako a fair cotimnto of tho valuo of tho BUYBHB' GUIDE, which will bo eont upon rOsoipt of 10 conts to pay postages, MQNTGQSimV WARD rCO. 111-lM Michigan Avonuo, OhlcCko.UL PORTLAND MECHAMCS FAIR orens Oct. 4-Cte OCl. 27, 1888. Half Knre Ilnten over tlio O, I!. & N Co., O. &C. li. Jt ami Oregonian Kutlwav Co. Ono m il one-tlftli over N. P. If. H. lines. Special excniHloiiH ovor tlio O. Jt. & N. linen at Ichh than half nPun, Oci. 8, lo, ti. A H. II ITIXi;. Supt. fellli , HH First htnet, I'oithind. B liermaii Atliinui'iiroiicitvi jtii-.v Wnj-I E CT.ii.i'iri'kintUoworitruKw,ii!snTHti tort-! w ajilortii,ilMUruriwwlicroilp;hcrHfail, M D. iriolririiOiMjiAtnuuUAf.linil, 1 'i loo Ollr. ( Hm.OlliOtliniwlstanrlivmall. Hnuii'l" l'UHI.c THK (SlKAT OVf.aLAIID R0 UIE ! orthern Pacmc! .5J.A.3 LIW VI, j The ON'IA' LINK Htinnlni; Piillmati Pulaeo 1 SlrepiiiK Curs. MuuiiUh ent llay Coaehos, I unit Kli-ifant Ki.iixrant Slcepini; Can (with beitlia frtoof i ehnrwe) i PKOM WAK11INOTOV AND OltUOOM J'OIS Ij T1; '1 UK HAST VIA St. Paul and Minneapolis. Tiaiimi'ii at Line, The Only li.l: ii 1. PALACE DINIMC CARS. Heals 75c fruiii tlio J'liMteHt Time liver Jlnile. 'ohm over tlio NORTHERN PACIFIC R. R. ''coUNCll, IIMU'KH. BIOUX CITY, HT. JOHKI'JI, I.KA VKN WdHTIl, 111 Itl.lNdTON. hT. Ull I. ATUIIIafON tltUII IBIM'l KAKUAHCITV, CniCAflU, Ami ull xuiu lliroiKl"" ) m1 Uouth- tiUU, tU M. I'HUl HUll illUU4MI-lll. TIIK ilI V UMM UfaMNiiO Through Emigrant Sloopiiiy Cnrs imriuM u'-ii of ma Au4 UuM i ii hmuUm !' w I "M Umi Kltlim llirf li III lhu MM iMltNUU J SARSAPARILLA. TELLOW i 1 11 i I.i flM i.. vii " I'f . M t fw i VSMMi4 '"iU4. g-JACOBS Oil For XjtinVbng-o. FRESH, STRONG EVIDENCE. I'rompt. fort Byroi. ill . Mr 11, 1115. Lftit Spring we talo.ii with lAnne bacX unit inf. frtd rionlht vftictiredtyBt J.ob Otlind hxxt hi no t.lurn ot j-!n JAUK OILLIflflE. Suif. r7nrr. Ill Vy M. HJ. X ii2rl with pila in tack About 19 mli ftffo vrl.UU Ut,d two month!, t nlcard St. Jiieobi Oil, And thr2i.' bn ao rfti(jDf Mia. WJ'-LIAal BTStSlLTS. rrrnmnent. rton. Mlth Vr " About tM R p-ti fr of 'ST Wftl ttkn with ftc&M aad pAtni In hV1 ad 1' 'V v i . nrpd by on bot tle Rt Jacob Oil htfA hi r n-Mn.-A TtrrmAnt rtritnct o CR Kit : (JNM.LL. at nrttpoiprV ANn ptAi.rKS THE ClUr.LES A. VOf.ELEK CO.. Baltimore. Ml CD u J1 " S8 n na-v- '"l' '"Tt'i ?t.w. i tir.r. JjjQ I.m.s -..it uu l.rth.- how-Vot Writ.- H(w V N. IT. N.- V X I v., .w imniiMninitiiiwi A WORD TO If you nro in neod of a GOOD FIRST CLASS JOB PRESS, we ask you to examine into tho merits of our '"OLD RELIABLE," with our PATENTED THROW-OFF and our PATENTED FOUN TAIN. Q'hose presses aro mac5b by ourselves, from the best ma terials and by first-class workmen. Read below what ono of our largest printing con&jrns says abcit our presses, after having them examined by an expert. Office of the BANCROFT COMPANY, Messrs. rainier k Key, l'riutors and Stationers, Sun Francisco, Oal. S.m Fr.uioisco, June 2G, 1SS8. C'tiileinon : Our iniiohhiery expert, Mr. Burton, has pxtiinincd your "Old Ki liiilile" JtibbtM nt our requrM, nd we :Qh pleasrd lo .y lh.it his icp"it is that yi'tir "O'd Reliable" protwes arc much better built than tl.o Chicago "Old Style CinnloMs," ir "Cluilleugf" Goiilons. This being the ens, wo uliull ur rango to put in a lino of ijotir pieces at ony. THE BANCllOF V COMPANY, Per J'arisi-r, Supt. Printing Drp't. I- ii o o a 7UU COW 1511AND, TO BSLI610U3 llSeaiPS on WH8RaS8SQ MEm O o UBE AD30LUTE9.Y PURE. ALCCYS UNIFORM AND FULL SIGHT. Bo f urn tint thcro la c jilctnra of Cow on your lOajo uii 1 yon irlll ha to tho best 8oda laaCu. TaK co. jjaUND. Qt! aru liustlirij; avotind for your share of the world's good giftj, and it's hard work: thinlc of something else. This constant work will tell sometime perhaps it has already and nervousness, sleeplessness, neuralgic and lhoumatic aches and Pains arc part of the "good gifts" your hustling has won. If you arc that way, let us give you a prescription no charge Tor the prescription, though it will cost a doilar have it filled by yojir druggist. W PMINE'S CELERY COMPQUNtf Of. filrf, Uho nccordltirf to dlroctlonn. 0 All druggists keep it. It will strengthen your nerves, tone up your whole system, and make you iTfnn tnul. He mte tott the genuine, - - - - - - OI YES, YES! A Hinged cat droadri tho fire. I plonil sullty. LOOK AT IT AIN'T IT A DAISY? THE ''ADVANCE" THRESHERS AND ENGINES I K'innuiico tho Ximv-I'iiiik11I Ail vnnee Keiinrntor to bo thu bent Kruin-savlrar, taut est Tl.n'Hher and niont ilurnhh lujinri tor evi r mude. Hut, rtMiirmlirr, it U not ru xirrl iiMMital iniichino, tin tho Old F;j nini liltit n aie. Yon aro Well aware of the llnio loot (thnt von hao to jiuy foil in ojm rlmeiitii1ir v.ith lil Kory niaehliie. Tin Aow FiiiikIHI 'rii ri-hlH-r leailii tho nay. The Kroivllnir Kir kln: of the Oid Po;. auenlH U only cntmlutl by tho aiiioiint of (ra n liirked nut In thu atrmv by the tl Voixy luaehl'iCH, Of courw- If you wb-h u cheun t.iaehirc. Old Po-im m ill BUiipl cii ut yunr own iirlm; but their machines aro dear at any lineo. You lannot ullor.l to Lilly a lliroBbf-r wllhoilt exuintmi'n 'ho AllVAlVUK. Il.iiiot he. tulki d ntu buyiiwu ti.a' I mi bwajfoit iHelieapanil Hl Fcj IhIi. AeU tho Olil VtHf hki'iiIh if tin-y v.ill m t hooido tho iiimi Jniiuleil niHcliiiiu and lot you oo which U tho ! exiieiiliii ntul innehlne. and iiold on IIh nierilri. I have never yol hutl to call on any court to holp di cldo the iiii-riH of the iirtv-fuiiKlYit niuuhiiie. l'lmirio eui..lnu tho court recordain ref creiui) to Hit Mil I'okIi-'h iilnn. .Muni yearn ux a man built a iMMv-tlintrleil machine, culled a Hteam engine. Olil I oulei then, a-i now, utood buck anil nulil they would rtilu tlio eomiti'i . lo oil not nut lo hit ruined In Ui iimiiim iny t Ueiiu niber, tho iiow fancied iimclilni' in no,t all '.tiei'lnieiilliiK, while lil 1'oj'm machines aro bulug er- I poriiiietiti-d with 1 11 tho time, anil ut your exieiie. Do not fool with Uicin uny lonsor, whilo yournruiii UttoliiK to UMt. ... .. .... Iti-inciuber the ne w-rniiKloil machine. Ih Miild on (h incrltH entirely, lto iiibiuIht. your wl.olo ileiiendencn U umiii yiur cron prucociln, and If you allow Olil Voey ina chliioa to val your urnln. you aro Jum that much out of povkuL To iirovunt thin, eoo that ll.o purty thatiloeii )our thiohinK prociLea a nen I'nimleil AOVA.WK TUicUcr, hn they arocoiutructed mi vjs to who your Krnin, and huvo a better roconl than any olil-fouy niuehliin. Wrlto lor fyj-thor iiurtlculars. I am jirepartMl to prove all my BtHtemeuta-l, e., The A OVA .VI li innelifiMi will ito more and he tier work than any other. I neieii v 111111 icimn uiij inn iuur.v AOVA.VCli iiiuelilnei Iiiin llilleit lo do on t Ii 1h I'ouhI. Klnnv up OI hllllt Ull, lleinemtor uml old rotry uiriuitii aityuiK wio comrary noea not iiiuko it o. ji win pay you w liivellittte. I run iirovoull I hiiv. 1 ulo soil tht) well known OlM-lIU AVOODIUfHY 1UMVF.H. A numbor of maou fadurera muko thriu on a royalty but I do not know of any IiiiIIiuIoiih, bntuni always In- cliiiud to look out lor iiiouo ui laiKor iiiuiuiioiis. i also uoai m iiuuiiury mm jsrin t..rl,iinirv. Kami. Cliurili uml Hi html IIlIIh. Vulviw, lllli" I'.iiiipH, lluiKil; Irs.ilralom. Wreni lum, iiiaoksiiiith unim, Heir iiuumnf pi (cm; lulioixi on wletli, 'I'riu ttou, 1107 V, raali. (JiiimU A went for ( olburii'a OyiiuHioit KIHJIIKIilM. THE RAWSON LIGHT RUNNING REAPERS AND MOWERS, THE UNDGREN CHEMICAL FIRE ENGINE Vr vlilMnirH' wlllmul una. Vuw iinisl iiim for yuunallU, VwuihOHiiH sltoti H b mIUivwi xnall vliv In ion-Iiuimd Kof '(tlt "Ut, Ulr-M I, Ti WHI0IIT, 0f Mrfl.H Mirit, ?iUnt, Or. TtlK tA S5.-fCT 1st Premtuma. 9fi,0(M in tic, 2- WfA m B 5 Jf BawUlahMl. N. l & inivVlKfial stml Toiin(f D- '.V, in in n t other Piano, by whir!) "".r "ianoa ft-ml in lutm ai jenra, -,-u."! fc't MO ; not utl' -tfd -litn-itp. No ml to p!if, brwtlt, bh-bII, iLrlnk , ra k, d. av, or nuitr out; e a-unraateo .t. PJi - iit !;,. A ( ,.. 3 tt!n-, dmiUn r.-,''ini K-t-ii'.; fli vst 1kts kpi; t!m Fnmi'U AN'li.-rtf f.ll or rito f' t .Sita'i-vne, fr-pi. T. . ANTlSf ' lj l-IA" .It'll . Mnmitrtiiii-., II. .1 rtlW II-il, Mr i r and Sf).ian stf.-, n, ,.i Knn i n. Ralher than the Creapftt roSTUND BUSINESS COLLEGE, Pnrtlnn.l. ttreenn. V i if i.- ,,. . . . ii. ; ruction, eM. - , i"prt (i.-ii, ,'i ' u i '.til-irlty. Busine. t, i t:ai,(i, C )-t i.hh: , V;r ( n -irf Pfnmimhtp Orpr t - -. stu.: i.i ,.n i .- i ..t an,- time. ( i .. "ii nnil . i s it ! I'sMp ent fn p. A. Hli(i.si-, . K. I'. lUJlsTKOMI.Prio. a ul LllillM I . 1;Y1J. OUe:, Hrvniih l-f.i,r, lip, t..tt ftr...f tin hi inn n.f-n Ta:v at . t.K'1 ot M.'PMtwtr mid U.oi. PRINTEI o o fOACC fDVICHT'S. m IjSAUERJT'.S bless us for prescribing this great picnarc.l only by WIXLS, RICHARDSON CO., ii.iriittt.rin v - CERTAINLY! I am f clllnf! a "now fnnglod" machine ugi - in so iiuiii runn iiHrrn sna um roiirenen tutl taluco Km IntroilHCtleat (lenerul .Mailiinerv. H 1ft Oilers. Unno Haftotr 1'nrk k Ki nnrdy liuenlora. Atino ami Alllrt-or limn ruim, uiu ivimiiiiuiiouso juiiniies. ecu um 13 norsu rruciion, ainu, opreiai uiaoount. lor and Jinp4 fur lllielilo I.ihtlt4tc-i tm o KV4 - .