Image provided by: University of Oregon Libraries; Eugene, OR
About The Oregon scout. (Union, Union County, Or.) 188?-1918 | View Entire Issue (Sept. 7, 1888)
DR. EATON" ON MURDER. Ho Tells or tlio Way In Which tho Sixth Comniniiilmcnt 1 llriikcn. In a recent sermon upon tho Ten Commtindmcnts Dr. Charles II. K.iton. of tho Church of tho Divino Paternity, took tho Sixth "Thou shnlt not kill" as his text. Theso apo some of tho things ho said: "Among tho popular forms of mur der wur must bo placed first. Tho training of tho world - lias been such that people havo como to think that tho law "Thou shalt not kill" only ap plies to individuals aud not to tho SUvto. For an individual to murder Is a crime, but for tho peoplo In a collec tive capacity to devastate tho territory of their neighbors Is considered per fectly legitimato. Individual murder Is a crime, but wholcsalo murder Is civilization. Wars of defense somo times becomo a nocessity, but tho larger proportion of 'wars hnvo been and still arc aggrosslve, being waged to gratify tho ambition of some ruler or 'to proservo the balance of power,' as it is called in Europe. Tho pt-otoxt is frequently' mado of defending tho in terests of oppressed countries or that tho wars aro waged for religion, but such wars not only cause a groat sacri fice of human lifo, but make many desolate homes and undermine religion itself. Howovormuch wo seek to glorify tho soldier's profession. It is at best a necessity and at tho worst a murderous trade. "Other popular forms of murder arise from tho narrow attic, tho foul basement and tho crowded factory, amid tho cries of men, women and children, whoso lives aro being crushed out by a condition for which somebody is responsible. Through tho burning days o. summer, tho cold of winter, in hunger and In rags, with white-faced children crying for broad, needle-women toil from twolvo to four teen hours boforo thoir daily task is flono. Tho greed which to somo ex tent underlies modern civilization shows itself in tho cruel disregard of the ordinary mcan3 of protection to workingmen "In refusing to put a roof over tho heads of tho workmen, tho foreman of tho shop said that men wore cheaper than shingles, aud that thoro woro dozens eager to take tho placo of any man who should fall by tho way. "Other forms of murder show thomsolvos In constant attacks upon tho happiness of tho home, upon repu tation and in gossip which takes away a good name a id broaks down health by persecution. "Tho spirit of tho commandment also includes tho murder of tho soul, and this kind of murdor may bo prac ticed on ourselves or on others. Thoro aro some things worso than physical death. "If tho spirit of tho sixth command ment wero oboyod, tho greater portion of tho world's sin would disap pear, human sacrifices would go on no longer, and plots, conspiracies, riots and revolutions would ceaso; in faet, tho spirit of persecution would entire ly disappear, prosperity would follow, science onlargo its boundaries, and manhood and womanhood would bo ennobled." X. Y. Herald. - AMERICAN ORATORS. Characteristic of Great Men llenotvnen for Talking. Patrick Henry was in early lifo an utter failure. His father set him up in a small store, which did not succeed, and then tho youth married tho daugh ter of an inn-keeper and for awhllo tended bar. Lator on ho becamo a potty lawyer. But It was a long time beforo an occasion prosontod itself which displayed his wondorful gonius. Thencoforth, however, ho stood at the head of tho profession, and soon bo came tho leader of tho patriots of Vir ginia. James Otis was tho only ono of tho great American orators who suffered tho loss of reason, which was duo to a blow on tho head recoived in a public affray occasioned by political discus sion. During this unfortunate condi tion ho destroyed all his papers, and 30011 afterward ho was struck by lightning, being tho only statesman that mot such a fato. John B. Gough was brought out by accident. Ho did not know what was in him until tho hour of utternnco came. Gough talked about that very occurrence, and ho smiled at tho pict ure ho drew of himself a miserable drunkard who happened into a tem perance mooting and was induced .to speak. It was tho beginning of that reform which ho advocated with such fascinating oloquonco. William Henry Soward's speeches iro remarkubly complete, and aro ud ailrablo for tho oloquonco of stylo ns well as for argument Thoy woro written out with elnbonuo'caro beforo lelivory. John Randolph was noted for his withering surcasra, and was by somo considered Insane. His speeches wero icldoin reported, and his famo uhiolly rests on tradition. Tho most finished of American bra xirs was Kdward Everett, but ho kicked tho magnetic power by which Itoscoo Conkliiig held an audience Alexander Hamilton's speeches were lot fully reported, aud his fame rests :pon tradition. Ho was, howovor, ilghly eloquent, and his last olTort In jolmlf of tho liberty of tho pros invoke i guttural admiration. Vulitor' oratory was ohanu'torliod jy robust thought, attuplo but jumvi" !ul lunifUHtfu, mill u Ixild jiroxt'iituUoii )f national ittutturs. Ckicuyu .Wws, Old tally (In l'HHiylvHiila ruilroiul ituUon) - "U UiU Uiu omi Uf Slum... (III. IHlaU r?" UrHkOiHAII "No, ll I urn. you want U muktf, la kg U ir UiwmJ. AJi. NOT IN THE MARKET. Two Inquisitive Scribbler's DUcoTcr the Queerest Man In Dakota. Tho Eastern papers had been circu lating tho roport that nearly ovory farm In Dakota was plastered with a mortgago and that nil of them woro for sale. Chip and I wero determined to break this report if wo had to visit every quarter section in tho Territory in order to find tho exception. Wo had traveled fifty-soven days In this pursuit, nnd our iron determination was fast turning into lead, when wo rodo up to a largo building with a small farm that evidently belonged to It. A man sat on tho fenco whittling a stick. "Wo aro collecting a fow Items," said Chip, as ho drew out his note book. "I suppose this farm raises tho usual 60 bushels of wheat to tho acre? corn, 125? 'titters, COO and " "Holds on!" cried tho man, staring at him with a strango look in his eye. "Yor'll havo ter rovlso them flggers a bit. Set tho wlieat nt 10 bushels per acre; corn at 25; and tutors at 50." "Wh what?" stammered Chip, as his noto-book and pencil dropped to tho ground. "Say It again, friend, kind o' slow. Mobbo my pard can catch on to tho racket." , Tho man repeated his statements. As soon as Chip could rally ho wont on: '.Yo'll excuso tho question, but, coi fordenshally, tho amount of mortgage on this ero farm is " "Nary a cent," camo promptly from tho man. Again Chip was about to collapse, but ho roused himself for tho final question: "And tho price?" "Not for sale." I raised Chip from tho ground nnd propped him against a post. Just then a man camo running from tho house with a pair of handcuffs, and took tho man from tho fenco. Wo had struck tho lunatic asylum and had been talk ing with an escaped lunatic. "This poor fellow onco owned a small farm which ho would nolthor mortgago nor soil," explained tho overseer. "Peoplo flocked to soo him from all parts of tho torrltory, nnd 'twasn't long beforo wo had to bring him hero. Ho Imagines that ho owns this placo, and still clings to his old ideas." "But, pard, wo'vo struck a placo that ain't for sale, anyhow," cried Chip, re covering tho use of a tonguo that seldom failed him. "Well, I don't know 'bout that," said tho man. "Wo'vo had this asylum horo for sovoral years, and now our neigh boring town wants it for awhilo. They offer a kit and now buildings freo. It is probablo that this placo will bo in tho market in a fow days, if it is not al ready." Chip was getting nervous. Ho ex plained our mission to tho overseer, whoso kcon oyes, meanwhile, wondored constantly from ono of us to tho other. Suddenly a change of his features showed that his doubts had settled into conviction. At tho samo instance strango suspic ions flashed into our minds. Wo leaped to our horses and set off at full speed. Wo gave up tho search. Our labor had been In vain. But wo woro thankful to know that wo had escaped tho Insano asylum. And when wo camo to rofloct on tho mattor, It gavo us no small plcasuro to bo ablo to Indorso ono Item concerning tho West, when found in an Eastern paper- ft L. Hill, in 2d Bits. Teaching by Example. Yes, brother, you should teach your child obedience; teach him that your will mid word is law, and Instil Into his mind that profound rovorenco for law which ovory citizen should feel. And if you will just keep on lying u llttlo to tho assessor about tho valuo of your property In order to eyndo certain tax laws, and vlolato tho law about tiding on tho platform overy tlmo you rido on a street car, and defy tho ordinanco respecting tho ash-barrels and snow on your sldo-walk every timo you havo tho opportunity, and keep on breaking 1 overy municipal and Stato law that it ' isn't convenient for you to oboy, tho i boy's rovorenco for tho law will grow deeper every year, until It will bo so dcop that ho enn't reach down to it when ho wants to uso it. Tho wuy to ! teach a boy obcdlenco is to bo just as disobedient as you can bo. Just sit down now and think; try to count up how mnny Stato laws and municipal ordinances you violated yesterduy. Then call your children around you and tell them If thoy over disobey you In tho slightest particular you'll break eveuv bnck In tho camn. tturdcttc. ""-BEAUTY Cuticcha Riuiotit Cur 81M AMO BlOOO &4USCS rsou Pmnul noruuu NO rev ex no jCbtick to the esteem in which tho Ci'Tici'iu Hemkiiikh are held by the thousand! upon thousands whose lives have been mode happy by the euro of sirenizing, hu initiating, itching, scaly and ti.mply diseases of the skin, scalp and blood, with Ug of hair. Cuticuha, the (treat Bkln Cure, and Ctni CUHA Hoxv, an exquisite Bkln lleautltler, pre pared from It, externally, and Cl'TICfltA ltfcv bglvicnt. the (in Wood i'urltler, internally, are a posltlre cure for every form of skin and blood dlac from pimples to scrofula fold oimwluro. I'rlco. Cl'ticuha. too.! Bo 25ai IliuwiAKXT II. I'ruiMirul by the I'OTTBItllHUU ANU (.'I I KM It A I. ('-l..loaton,MUM. f jrtfend for "How to Cure Pkln DUraseo." tV l'implr. blockhtads, ihapiied and oily 11 to- skin prevrnttu ,r i nuiiu boat, vi ItliemnnilKiii, Kidnvy funis and Weak rim ilvuiii) cuird ti) I'llllilu AMI I'iis riAsrt u. W.IJ lu kill u 4iw rjJL-T.MHUifl'liMM'lit-t'Kliill'l.l Mr. Mnckay, who hns been seriously 111 in Loudon, has regained her health. iiKi.riNo Tin: uiniiT sink. To help tho right side Is not only commend able in a general po nt of view, but Is Judicious and prudent when that help is enlisted in be half of the right sido of tho body, just over tho lower ribs In the egion of the liver. The most ctllclent help is afforded I y Hostctter' Stomach Hitters, on anti-bilious medicine of incomparable- clllcacy. Inaction of tho liver is accom panied by constipation. sick-heudAcho, furred toniruu. nausea, occnrlonal vtrtliro. nnd tin- Eleas-mt breath, yellowness of tho skin and all of tho eve. Tho author of theso symp toms, liver complaint, routed by tho Hitters Is accompanied by them in its (light. Fever and ague, which alw ays in olvts the liver. dy pep sin, rhtumatlsm. debility and kidney troubles aro all maladies to tho early relief and flniUcuro of which this standard medlcino is adapted. Don't use it by tits and starts, but systemati cally, that its full effects may result in a per fect restoration of health. Each farmer in Japan has a patch devoted to tho growth of indigo. White Klcphnnt of Slm, Lion of Eng land, Diagon of China, Ciw s of Switzer land, Banner of Persia, Crescent of Kgypt, Double Engle of HussU, Star of Chill, The Circle of Japan. Harp of Erin. To pet these buy a box of the genuine Dn. C. McLanks Cklkhhatuu I.ivkii Pills, price 25 rents, nnd mail us tho out side wrapper with your address, plainly written, and 4 cunts In stamps. V e will then mail j ou tho above list with an ele gant package of oleogrnphlc and chro matic cards. Flemino Bnos., PiTTsnuita, Pa. A successful ell'ort is being made to raiso to bacco in Ventura, Cal. WAS AMKH1CA KVKH DISCOVKltHD? At tho time when Columbus at urted in search of the Now World, nearly every man, woman and child in Kuropo insisted that there was no N'ow World to discover. Whtn ho catro back, crowned with success, a lurgo propottion of these good people adhered to their theory; and If they were allvo to-day many of them would doubtless ini 1st that America had never been discovered at all. A man will givo up any thing in tlio world more rcndily than u pet theory. For example, look at tho individuals who still maintain that consumption is incur able. Dr. Pierce's (Jolchn Medical Discovery has cured thousands upon thousands of cases, and will cure thousands more, but- these people can't give up their point. Nevertheless tho "Ditcuvery" will cuto any case of consumi tion, If taken in time. Paris has adopted tho American ambulance sj stem. CONSUMPTION', SCHOFULA, GENKltAI, Debility. WhniIiie IHmciini'h of Chil dren, Chronic Couglm unci lironchltls, can be cured by the uso of Scott'M KiiiuInIoii of Cod Liver Oil with llypophosphltcj. 1'i-oml-nent physicians uso It nnd testily to its gravo value. I'leaso read the following: "I used Scott's Kmulsion for an obstinutu Cough with Hemorrhage, IjOSs of Appetite, Emaciation, sleeplessness, etc. All of theso have now left, nnd I bollevo your Emulsion has saved u case of well developed Consumption." T. J, Find i.KV, M. D Lone SUir, Texas. A tnrm illil SUM flftfl rinmni-n In croiis In Huron county, O, For constipation, "liver complaint," or bil iousness, eick headache, and all diseases ails ing from a disordered condition of the liver and stomach, tako Dr. lierce's Pleasant Pur gative Pcllets-a gentle laxative or active ca- uiaruc, according to uzo oi uose. The Pono is euderinir from liver coniDlnlnt and is losing strength. PKNAI.TIKS OK IMPltUI) KNCK. Summer is at hand tho time of year when old heads and young becomo Impru dent, get over-heated, cool off suddenly, catch cold, headache, nervous disorders, and a thousand and ono other troubles, Preachlnir nrudence is nlaved out. The only thing to do Is after you have con tracted one or more of these pains to cure yourself as quickly as possible. Small paius are not to be neglected except at the risk of serious consequences. Remove them at once. It can be done by an ap plication of ouo or more of Allcock's Ponous Plastkhs. recognized the world over as tho best external remedy ever made. Minn you, clout neglect your little ills. They outcrow everything else and if let alone cost you more than you can ever know. Remember Allcock's Plasters. PrnfrHsnr Ifp.rinnn Itonltz. tho Herman nhllo- logl&t, is dead. fihrnnln nnsHl riitnrrh nnsltivelv cured bv Dr. Sage's Hcmcdy. Uoulanger is determined to seek a re-election. TIIK IIAI.DWIN. When vou visit San Francisco. Bton at thn fnmnim niildwln. tho best nnnointed and In every respect tho most desirable hotel in the city. Everything is .first-class and guests find every possible comfort and convenience. Tho location, corner Mar ket, Powell and Eddy streets gives access to a half dozen street car lines, and is in the center of tho but-lncss portion of tho city. The honse has just been refurnished throughout and is certainly a model of elegance. Two industrial schools will bo started ut Columbia, South America. OltAND KXCUItSION KAST Via Northern Pacino Kollroad, to Columbus, Ohio, nnd points East Tho Northern Pucitlo Itallroad will, on Sept. 3d, tth and 5th, sell from all points In Oregon and Washington a round trip ticket to Columbus, Ohio, for $80, good to return to October 31st. This Is the lowest rate ever made from tho i'aclllo coast to tho East, and tho Northern Paclllo Is tho route selecu.d by the departments of California, Oregon and Washington Territory. A special train will leave Portland Hept. fth. carrying the Paclllo cousi O. A. it. through to St. Paul, where they will escort Commander-in-Chief John P. Ken, to Columbus. This rate is open for everybody. Special train will consist of Pullman Pulucu Bleeping cars, l'alaco Dining cars. Palace Day Couches, and Jrte tourist sleeping curs. For Information and Pullmun reservations, call on or address A. D. CIIAUIrON. Ass't Gen. Passenger Ag"t N. P. It. 11 , No. 2 Washington Ht.. cor. 1'ront, Portland. Or. Foi l.lver CoiiiplnlntM tnkn AIJoii'm Iron Tonic Hitters. All genuine bear tip sig nature of J. 1. Allen, Druggist, SU Paul, Alinu. j. Mi. JK1MK, AHHuyer unci Analytical ClietulHi, Laboratory. 108 First St., Portland. Or. Analyses made of all jubstances. Itatus for assaying gold and silver ores $l.fi0. PJ; ages Bint by mall or express promptly attended to, and returns madn. For Tli rout Troublttx uuil CoukIim. Uke "Jlrown'i Uronchlal Trochet." They possess real merit. Bee Antlsell llano advertisement. Thy Ukhuka for breakfast. What may bo of great vnl'uo in ship-building and watchmaking is tho diiwovory that Btool, mixed with twenty-four porcont. of inanguueso becomes non-maguotlo. Tho fabrlo known aa Chineso grass cloth is mode from tho flbor of nottlos. Tho cloth Js peculiarly glosity and truuspnrotit, and as bolting for ma chinery has doublo tho strength ol luathiir. Klectrio rlllos aro tho latest. In stead of tho ordinary porousslou firing duvloo, a dry uhlorldo of silver battery and u primary coll will, so It was lately Ktutud iMiforu tho AiuorliKwi Iimtit.ito, tiro th i lilo Jj.tKW tlnitM without ro CliUIC'l-' WELL DRILLS FOR EVERY PURPOSE. Sold on Trial ! lnTt-stment rmall, prcnti laruo IlluttratrU Ctl. euo with full n.lliit.n. tr...- :ufacture.t by GOULDS & AUSTIN, 107 As 160 Luke St., CHICAGO, ILL. SAESAPAE1LLA, YELLOW DOCK Jocliclo o rttis?!.s- It cures HltKUM VTlsM, NKt'KALOI, U.illn, rimples. Bcrofula, Oout, CaUrrh. Tumors, Bait Itbeura, and Mercurial MlAa. It PurtflM the IIKxmI, ltvotures the Liver aril Klitnevs to healthy acUon. and makes the Uouiplcxloii lltUni and (Jlrar. J. R. GATES & CO., Proprlotors. 417 MntiMOitto Ht.. Hun FriiiiciHco. ASTtHlSVflA CUREEM ItJcrmnn AsthmiiCuro nceryuiitoinitm-l tmerllaiertlitj lnmeworv caMW,insureHccuimn- s bio deep ; effects cure wbero a I othorx tall, jt I I trial foiti'nre iAmx( ;v,(ioi liiro(5()c. and I IS1.00,olI)rnretstorbvmall. Bmiij.Ui K(i;i'. Irorsinmp. nrt.It.HRHirrAtAN.Kt.I-anl.MInn I TO TIIK I.AlUr.H! MANUFACTUllKrtS AND IMrOKTIRS OF ) li AD IKS' CJUIiUHKN'S & INFANT'8 WEAIt i 113 Keaknv Htreet, 8. F. Illustrated Catalotruoa sent free on application. I GRAND EXCURSION EAST VIA Northern Pacific Railroad! -TO- Columbus, Ohio. AND POINTS EAST. Tho Northern I'aclllo Hallroad'wlll. on Sopt 2d, 1th and fith. sell from alt points in Oregon and WushltiKton u round trip ticket to Colum bus, Ohio, for good to return to October 31st. This is tho low est rate ever niado from the l'acitlo coust to tho Kast, uud tho Northern i'uulllo is tho route se lected lv tho departments ol California. Oro- Kon und Washington TerriUiry. A special train will leavo 1'ortland Sept, 4th, carrying tho l'ucillc coast O. A. It. through to nt. mm, wueie nicy win escort cotiuuuiKlcr-ln-Clilcf John 1. ltea, to Columbus. This ruto isoponfor everybody. For information and 1'ullman reservations, call on or address A. 1). CIIAHLTON. Ass't Gen. Passenger Ag't N. 1. It. It., No. 2 Washington St., cor. Front, Portland, Or. SEAL OF NORTH CAROLINA" PLUG CUT SMOKING TOBACCO. Selected with grcut care from the choicest t( bacco regions or rsortii uurouua. Smokes Cool LnBts LotiR-Doea not blow out tlio Plpo. It Is tho undisputed leader of Plug Cu Smoking Tobacco throughout tho world. OTho BUYERS' QUIDS it issuod March and Bopt., oach year. It is an oncy. clopodia of useful infor. matlon for all who pur. choso tho luxuries or tho nocossitios of lifo. Wo can olotho you and furnish you with all the noooseary and unnocossary appliances to rido, walk, danco, sloep, cat, fish, hunt, work, co to church, or stay at homo, and in various sizos, stylos and quantities, Just flguro out what Is roquirod (o do all thoso'thlngs COMFORTABLY, and you can makoafalr estimato of tho valuo of tho BUYERS' GUIDE, whloh will bo sent upon receipt of 10 conts to pay postage, MONTGOMERY WARD & CO. 111.114 Michigan Avenue, Chicago, 111. I nig has fiven ohlTSf. rr..l. I sal satisfaction In the 'lTOI PATS. I cure of Oonorrhua and Oleet. I prescribe II and SumtMl sol Ul aaaMDUMtart- feel safe In recommend Inc It to all suirerera. iTiUCltsUlC. .l.J.KTO.IKH, B.V CUtclnnatlJ Decatur, IU. OblO. I'ltlCE, 81.00. rsl Bold by SrucUU. Tna S M V rlC.'J o, t'M s?flAjs rUKllANDBUSINtob fyfy lCcAtX COLLEGE. Rather than the Ctofxtt I'.,. II. m.I. Ilr.i.,,. i-eiit t iiuipinriii, nu ii'ii,.!! iiitu uiiiuii, "iiu. iMud reiutatii)iiigr'iv,niu Mipilurlty. Buiinttt. ShbithanJ, Common School and Ptnmanthlp Dtpirt MtntM, riiudriils admitted ul uny time. ( al.i luttlin nnil rCi"liiei s nf li(MIMIihli sent flee J. A. W:s( ll.hr'l. 4.1'. AtHSTIKIMI, I'rls. Ol LINWAT H.1C1I. Oabler, lloenUh 111104; llurdett flrssas. I ud laiUuiiuxiU. IjuiwI , tuck tf khv4i Munle and lluokt. (lauds aapulUd at K.uu I'rla. MATTHIAH IIKAY (., V futl ft r To UH w Uny. tUmpUs wuith II.M, Klti:i. H-Jh IJimm nut uiiJr tltw bersesfrrL Write llsi w A SSI I N, 1 N. U, No. .to B, K. N. U, No SO. j CLOSING OUTi rvn iMsinNsr. stooic or st Jisir.n ii.vt.nmo. OA.V VSftU.1WE.Vll, at $1 and $l.SO per suit Utcst OnIrim In I'EUCAl.!: SIIIUTS. three latest Btj lo Collars and one )atr CufT?, $1.S0 each. Gents' Furnishing Goods, 232,-Keamy St,, noarBusli. LB" Send lor Illustrated Catatoeue. AGENTS! AX ACTIVK AK.'T wanted In each renin I v for thn two best camnalun books in tho market-Harrison ami Morton, nnd Cleveland and Tliur man. For terms and territory address V. PKIt SON, room 77. Flood llulldlnir, corner Fourth 1 and Market Unlets. A CTIVK A H 1'ATH WA MTKII for "The 2- Life of General Sheridan": HtMimilarheru: a popular book st a popular tirlce. For leniM and territory address F. PKItSON. llootn 77. f lood iiuuiUuk, cor. ! ourth anil -MurKet streuts. ,Paine1s Abound URS3 Nervous Prostration, Nervous Headache, NeurutRla, Nervous weakness, Stomach and Liver Diseases. Rheumatism. Dvo- 'pepsla.nnd all nrfections of tho Kidneys. WELLS, RICHARDSON & CO. Prop's MJVVICHT'S1 1 SO D A TUB COW UltAIfD, TO IS DELICIOUS BISCUITS or WHOLESOME BREAD USE Dwight's Cow-Brand Soda Saleratus. ABSOLUTELY PURE. ALWAYS UNIFORM AND FULL WEIGHT. Bo sore- that thoro is s picture of a Cow on your packaco and you will have tho best 3b llounekrtptri anil Farmert. His Impor tant that the Soda or Ealeratus you ubo should be White and Pure same M all similar substunces esedforfood. Tolniuro obtaining only the "Ann ft Hammer" brand Soda or Balerat is, buy It In "pound or half pound" cartooni.whlch bearour name and trade-mark, as Interior Roods are me ttmeasubatltuted fiths "Arm & Ham mer" brand when bought in bulk. Parties using Diking Powder should remem ber that Its sole rising property consists of bi OCR TRADE SI AUK carbonate of soda. On tempo on f ul of the "Arm k Hammer" brand of Boda or Baleratus mixed with sour milk equals Packed in Card ON EVEBT O! YES, YES! CERTAINLY! A singed cat drcadu tho (lro. I pload guilty. I am Belling a "new-fangled" machine LOOK AT IT-AIN'T IT A DAISY? THE "ADVANCE" THRESHERS AND ENGINES I Kuaranteo the New.KuiiKled Ailvuiirn Ni' para tor to bo the best grain-saving, fast est 'Ihrcsiier and most durablo Heparator over made. Uut, rcuicnber, itls not an experl uieutul machine, as the ld Foicy muclilnes are. You are well aware of the time lost (that you havo lo pay tor) in onjM'rlincnlliur with TlircHhcr It-nilH tho wsy, Thu growllnir and by the amount of grain kicked nut in the straw by thu O d Foxy machined. Of course. If you wisli u ciieap machine, Old KokIcs will supply you at your own price; but their machines arc dear ut any prico. You cannot uH'ord to buy a Ihrcsiier without examining the AUVANVK, Do not bo talked 'nto buying a machine botuuso It is cheap and Old Fogy iHh. Ask tho Old Foif' ugcutM If they will But hl-sldu tho n w-rniigli'd tnachlnu and let jou see which Is the exiiurlmciital muchlne. und sold on its hiitiIk, 1 havo never yet had to call on any court to help decide the merits of the new-l ungled machine. Please examine tho court records In ref vri'iiro to the Old Fok1'n tilun. Slum' years ago a man built a new-rnHglrrt machine, culled a steam engine. Ola PoglrH then, as now, stood back and said they would rain the country. Ilayou not uaiit to bo ruined In the nuih wuy) lteiiienibcr, Uienisw funglt'd machine is past ail exiMU'liiieut lug, while Old Fogy'n mschlnca arc being ex. perlinentcd with all thu time, und ut your expeuite. lio not fool with them any longer, while your grain Is going to m ante. Iti'meinbtT the nuu'-raiigled uinrliltie In Hold ou It merit entirely. Re member, your whole ilepcndeiicii Is Ukii ynur crop proceeds, and If you allow Old Fegy ma chines to Muwtn jour uriilii, you ure Just thut much out of pocket. To urevaut this, sea that the party thutdocs your threshing procures a nnw-ruiittleU AI V ANCK Tlirralier. as they are constructed so as to save your grain, und have a better record than any old-fogy machine. Write tor further particulars. I um prepared to prove all my statements-!, e.. The AllVANCK Mmrlifim Mill do morn and better work than any other. I hereby cliullenirn uiiv iild foitv uent to sssin AJiv rase wkrre tke Al VAN'J'K murlilne Iium failed to do .... Il,lu tf..M !.,.&' .... n. uli ill u ltemcmber that old. fogy ugents saying the contrary does not make it so. It will pay yo to investigate. I ran tiroveull I ssy. 1 also sell the well known JIIXKF. M OOIIKIIKY I'llWKH. A number of mana- IHVIU1 LID in... ti..:.. uil u . j . . j w, . n. a ....uno, Mil b .HI Mr. m .am- cllned to look out for those that talk of Imitations. I also deal in I.UMudry and Marine Mnchtnory, Farm, Church and School Hells. General Mnchlnery, Hwlft Oilers, Orwe (safety Vulrcs, Jllller i'limps, 1 Uncock Inspirators, I'ark & Keiintdy Injestors, Acme and Alligator Wrenches, illocksmlth Drills. Belf-lleutlng Hath Tubs, the Wtjslliighouso Kngtnes. 8 tb prices; ItMiortuou wheels, $1U); Traotlon, 11075; lihorso Traction, lltU. tipeclal dUcouat far rash, (leiieiul Agent for (,'cluuiu's UyuuiuoM and lmp4 for Klectrlc l.lghtlnn-a tm xuoilgiitM. THE RAWSON LIGHT RUNNING REAPERS AND MOWERS. THE LINDGREN CHEMICAL FIRE ENGINES Your village cannot Ho without one. You must have cue for yuur mill. You MUMtqi wHVrt to bo wltligut a nimll one la mir bouse. Kur irlloulm, uddrwm Z. T. WRIGHT, Foot of Morrison itrtiat, PertUnrf, 9ri. 1 QR.SPiNNEYs Coll or nr Cninnn X. C.n 183 First 8t address "l opilWey Of wUilUand, Or N ERVOUQ ftcDlllty. Issof Vlffor. Pemlnal YOUNG MEN suffering from the effect v , , . ' yon t lit n I f olllcs or I ndls I Tt'0,?, shonld avail thrmrclrr of our treatment. Al oltlTocurf inmrnnt.d In every cne. Syphilis, -Kr.ln?rr n'1 'nrel Dlfoaws all unnatural dls enarges, proiopUy and safely cured. MIDDLE-AGED MEWW: Wn?LK$nf7r or JHMrr, Back. McrVo" llobilltx. atln ct Sexuu Blreugth, etc.. cured 1? WF to healthy vlwr, " ' ' ' . , ik'1 J e r"on." enable to vUlt us may be treated pi tnelr homes, by correspondence. Medicines anA l?J!.utilon.?nt.bml'orrxr" Consultation ree. Bend 1 cents In stamps lor 1 ho Youne Man'i i rleudorouMu to Wedlock. ' 1st Premiums. 5TP000 tn use, 20 yvais ExtablUlicd. New d lot tiitcd Ktcel Tutilntr Do. Vice. In use In no other I'lauo. bv which our l'ianoa etand In tuue 20 jmrii, pood l.,r 100 ; not affectcil by climate. No wood to split, break, swell, shrink, crack, doray, or car out; wo guarantee it. He gant Itosewood Cases, 3 strlnp, doublo repeating action; fin out ivory kojs; tlio Famous ANTISKIJ Callorwrlto for CataloKUe, free. T. M. ANTIHEIXt PIANO CO., Manufacturer,, Odd Follows' Hall, Mar ket and Seventh Streets, S.n KrancUoo. WEAK NERVES Faikc's CKLEnvCownisn Is a Ncrvo Tordo Ulcli never falln. .Xintatnlnir Celery and Coca, thomi oi'ilevlul nerve KtlmuUnts.lt f peojily cuiea all nervous disorders. RHEUMATI3M pAtsr.' fr-tcnr CcMroCNa ptiriUrs thn blotxl. It dritrs out U10 lactic arid, which cauix Uhpiunstlsm, ami rrsU'ros U10 blood, maktmr omn.i to a nenlthy condition. It la the true remedy for UheutuatlMii. KIDNEY COW1PLASNTS r ttVE's CEtrnv CoitrofMi ipitckly rotore the liver end kldiuyn to 1 vrtect Iiealth. This curstlvo ikiner, combined with IU uervo tonn, mukrs U tho best remedy for all Hilary complaints. DYSPEPSIA Paink's Crirnv rotrorNr strenn thens tho stomach, nndnulets the nerves of thnitiiroa. ttvo oruns. '1 11I11 Is a hy It cures e, cn tha wors caies cf Uyciieiwla. CONSTIPATION Paint.'s Ceinnv Comtocm) Is not a cathar. tie. It Is 11 l.nativo, Klvlnif easy and natural acUon to too liowels. Heaularity surely lot. 1UWB 1VV UU. llccommeudrd by profewlonal and business men. uenu xnr ikkik. Prico (1.00. fold by Druggists. uuiti.iniii 1 irt. vi' MAKE Boda made. THE COW BRAND. lDWICHf1S7 ALERATUSxl 11 hiiiih'ii 1 n 1 1 .whip 1 4.H 1 l four teaip oon full of th beatllaklng l'owder.saT ing twenty times lta cost, boiildos being much hoalthler, because It does not con tain any Injurious substanoe, suchasalum, torraalba etc., of which many llak Powdors ore made. Dairymen and Former should use only tbe"Ana it Ilammer" brand for cleaning and keeping Ullk l'ans Sweot and Qean. Ciuno. Bee that crcry pound package of Arm and Hammer Brand" contains full 18 ounces net, and lha pound packageaWI ouneti net. Bod 0 Baleratus same as apeeU fled on each pockag. ' PACKAGE. PANOS Board Boxes. Always keeps Soft. ll roars' muchlnt's. ThnnewlasKlcd kicking of the Old Foiry agents Is only eaualed hm reureaeuted aluce Ita iMtrodaetlo-