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r PITH AND POINT. Dc homolios' cask mny bo full ot 4o bos' cldnli. Judge. Bottcr lmvo your heart in your work nutl eight acres, than a quarter section anil bj at oihls with your oc cupation. Jiii-s concoa'otl arolialf reconciled; while, iisgonurally known, 'tis a ilottblo task to stop the broach at homo and nion's mouths itbronil. A man may outlivo a bad reputa tion, but he can not permanently sus tain a good one by continuous fraud, dissimulation and hypocrisy. "Ho that steals an ogg will steal nn ox." and lie that will leavo a pint oi water in the milk can when rinsing it will steal a cliouso factory. A beautiful eye makes silonce elo quent; a kind eyo makes contradiction an assent; an enraged eyomakes beauty doformod. Ad liaon. A man is rarely found who kicks when ids name is misspelled in tlio police-court record of a nowspapor. Tliis is a notablo exception to the rule. Augu.ita (lc) Journal. The Chinaman has como down in his Inuudrv prices. And yot some editors enntiuuo to wear their coats buttoned up to thoir chins. The cccon trici'ics of genius will novor bo under stood. 'J hero aro few tilings in this world more touching than the devotion of a loving wife to an unworthy husb.ind, and nothing that is moro utterly de strtio Ivo of woman's reputation for good sense. Somerville Journal. Lot us not forgot that education should go togothor witii legislation, and that as I ho iattor without tlio former can not bo intolligont, so tlio former without tlio lattor cannot bo tflieiont. .17. 7.'. Winter. What lias ho done? That was Na poleon's test. What have you done? Turn up tlio faeos of your picture cards! You nocd not make mouths at tho public because it lias not accoptod you at your own fancy value. Lowell. Irresolution is a worso vicu than rashness. Hi that shoots best may someliuies mii-sjhc mark, but ho that, shoots not at all can never hit it. Ir resolution loosens all tlio joints of a stati ; like an ague, it shakos not this nor that limb, lmt all tlio body is at onco in a tit. Tlio irresolute man i3 lifted from ouo placo to another, so liatclieth no hing, but addles all his actions. Fel Ilium. A common troublo with us all is that wo fail in our business because wo think litllo of it. No man truly succeeds in any calling who lias a poor opinion of it. No man lias a good opinion of his business who uses it only to make money out of it. N man can liavo tlio best concoption of hi busiuess wiio doos not esteem it for its usefulness. BONELESS SHAD. Dow to Kxtriint ttm Skoletiin of Fish Iln foru Cookliifr It "After all, this is just about tlio finest fish that swims," said a Quincy maikot-dealer tho other morning, as ho laid upon ilio scales a big shad thai made the indicator jump around to the suvon-pound notch. "So far as flavor is concerned," re plied tlio customor, "it is certainly un equaled, but tlio bones aro a serious drawback." Tlio iishniongor smilod. "If you don't like tlio hones," ho remarked, "why don't you take them out boforo you cook tho shad?'1 "You aro joking. It would not bo possible without pulling tlio iish to shreds." You nro quito mistakon, I assuro you. If you liko I will bono this ono for you. Watch mo closely, and noxt timo you will bo ablo to do it foryonr solf. You seo. I havo alroady sproad tlio hMi out il.it, as if for broiling, by dividing tlio hack with a knifo from the head to tho tail. Aftor disembow eling it I cut oil tho tail and Iioad, and then inserting my knifo as carofully as possible beneath tlio backbono 1 dis sect it out. as tho doctors would say, from the llesh. togothor with tho ribs and smaller bones attaehod to it. If this is properly done nearly tlio whole of tho bony sj'siom will havo boon re moved, whon tlio bolly and other use h'Bi portions aro cut away. Nothing iniw remains, 3011 perceive, but tho edible part of tho shad, ready for tho gridiron. For. of course, boned shad must bo broiled. Scarcely a scrap of moat has been thrown a Way, and all the b inos aro taken out, save only two or llireo rows of liltlo ones that can bo readily withdrawn from butwoon tho longitudinal flakes. Tho hhad's skeleton is far moro elaborate in sirucluro than that of nny other lish. and tlio diillculty of performing this operation upon it is proportion ately greater. With a mackerel or cod thoro is comparatively litllo trouble. Hero Is your shad now, sir, without a bono in it. It is a delicacy, I will vonturo to say, that you havo never seen upon any body's table." Sluco tho writer's interview with tho ninrketmau ho has triod tho procoss onco hlinsolf, and with somo success. Thoro woro, perhaps, half a dozon stray apinos scattered through tho fish when it camo upon the fostivo board, but to all intent and purposes it was a bonolcss shad, and ihoso who ato il pronounced it simply liiimonso. A suggestion In regard to tlio proper niolhod of carving lWli may not bo nial-apropos. Tho usual stylo of cut ting it in transversa soctlons is highly obj olionuble, because It results in giving to oach person tho maximum numb r of brokon bonos. Tlio proper wav Is to run tho knifo Along parallol with tho back, separating tlio flakos glng rlv from thoos oouslraiuo-work. Motion Letter. A FOX-HUNTING JUDGE. How He Foolril n Hutch of Prisoner and HhiI lilt Spurt. Rather a good story used to bo told by Justice Porter, a woll-known legal bon-vivant of Dublin. It concerns a rare old Irish judgo on tlio Northwest circuit, who loved tlio hunting-field moro than ho did tlio stupid, sleepy court-room. His clerk was liko- n,:,i,ln.l on.1 a ,,!,. fl.- ,.i minded, and n jojous pair thoy made, uno nno morning mo ciorK wiuspereu .1. lu mu jimt.. Ycr Honor, old BlllvDuan's moots to-day atBallykillmulligan, an' they've ' W a flno dor fox." "How many's in tho dock?" asked tho judge, excitedly. "Twenty for rioting and breach of tho peace, ycr Honor." "Tom," said tlio judge, "do you think you can get tlio lirst follow to plead guilty without a jury trial, and mo to lot him off with a week in jail?" "Tho easiest tWng in tho world," answered tho faithful clerk. "Mako haste, then, nnd bring tho wholo gang; and, I say, Tom, tell Jerry to saddlo tlio niaro meanwhile." Tlio twenty Fenians were brought into court a deiiant gang, nineteen of them propareil to light to tho bittor end. Tlio twentieth had been inter viewed by the clerk. Ho was called. "Guilty or not guilty of tho crime charged?" demandod tl'.o Judge, with a propitious smile. "Guilty, yor Honor," said tho craf ty prisoner. "Well," said tlio judge, glancing bonevolcntly about the room, "I fancy I can let you off witii a week." Tho man thanked tho judgo and stepped down to the bailiff. There was a terrible sensation among the oth er defendants. Wliv, none of them expected to got 11' with less than live years in limbo. Hen! was a chance to ! profit by "his Honor's" pleasant mood. One and all manifested an earnest desire to follow the example of their comrade and acknowledge tlio crimes in a batch. "Do you all plead guilty?" demand ed the judge, eagorly. "Wo do!" shjuitod tho enthusiastic nineteen, in chorus. "Fourteen years' transportation apiece," exclaimed tlio judge, witii n click of his jaw "Jerry, is tlio mare saddled yet?"- FaniK.rn'' Voice. Tho Clniieso Governor of the lnrgf ishuul of Formosa, iu starting a college-, lias I'liosen a missionary to inan gniati) anil organizo ',ho institution. Such a stop would have been regarileil as a miracle one generation ago. The good tidings come from Syria that the into attempt of tho Turkish authorities to force new and intolerant restrictions upon the cause of Christian education lias been earnestly resisted by tho diplomatic representatives of the di flu rent Powers, that it lias utter ly failed and has finally been with drawn. A praiseworthy institution tho Young Woman's Christian called Guild has been established iu Toronto. Classes for sewing havo beon formed. Classes for mutual iinpiovomont have also been organized, all of which are attended by such numbers as to en courage those who have taken nn act ive part in thoir formation. infantile: Skin&Scalp DISEASES cured by.--CUTICllrV POM CLKANSING. I'UHIFVINO AND I beautifying the skin of children and Infanta and curing torturing, ditllKurlnK, itchinc, scaly and pimply diseases of the skin, scalp and blood, with loss of hah-, from infancy to old ae. the UUTICUHA ItK.MKDIKS are iuralliblu. CUTICUltA, tho Kreut Skin Cure, and CVTV cuitA Soap, an cxnulslto Skin Hcautifler. ex ternally, and Outicuka Hicmiia'ENT, tho new Hlood l urilier. internally, cure every form skin and blocd dUeabcs, iroin pimples to scrofula. Sold everywhere. l'rico,CuTicimA,50o.; Soap, 25o,: Hksolvent. $1. Prepared by tho 1'oiTKlt DltUO AND ClIKMICAI, CO.. llOSTON, MA88. Send for "How to tiuro SKln DlseasoH." iff Baby's Skin nd Scalp preserved and TF1 nr beautillrd by Cl'TICUltA Soap. TQi Km.NKY PAlNB.Backacheund Weakness cured by CUTicuitA Anti-Pain 1'iJiBTEit.an instantaneous pain-subduing plaster. 25c. Big t? nas eiven unlre. sal satisfaction In tb cure of Gonorrhoea ard leet. I prescribe It and feel safe In recommend Ing It to all BufTeren. Cart- la ' 1 TO & DATS. rioAaatMd Dot to! eaua Btrutor. yraonlj by tbs iuu ClialMlCo. A.J.STOSEH, n.V Decatur, IIU rniCE, 81.00. . Bold by Drucclsta. ' Cincinnati J Ohio. 'ifarkl WELL DRILLS FOR EVERY PURPOSE. Sold on Trial ! lnrestment small, nro (Its larKe. Kent! too for mallliiir larve Illustrated Gatalojrue Uh full particulars. Man ufactured by GOULDS & AUSTIN. lOT Si 16l Lake Ht., CHICAGO, ILL. OR. SPINNEY gJDr. Spinney & Co.Sl N ER VOU8 K?ieWaV5eTr!5?f; K3JSS! oencx, O.U., uuouiexccueior suuc, vuiw. VnilNP. MFIvJ nlferlnir from tha effects " " .. . of youtiiruiiouicsor inuis rrctlon should arall themi-flvrs of our treatment. A positive cure iruarantord In every cane. Byphills, Urlnarr and Venereal Diwrasr a all uunatural als chartfe. promptly and naftiy cured. MIDDLE-AGED MENffl: Sasa of Klrtner or niadder. WmIc Hack, Ncrrcm leblutr. Wasting of hiu( titreuiflh. vie, cured and restored to litalihr nuor. U, II, Persona unable to visit na mar t treated at tnelr homes, tijr corresnonnenc. Aledlcim s anr inairuction trnv ujr man orexpre. L'ouiuuaiiur. ruo. BcudtcenU Instampafvr .he Vuung itas'i t'rlcud or O ul 1 ti wdloclc im aim Tho voices ot old ago have tho "tlfmcM nf it too; ana as it is the unfittest time to learn in so the unlltnM of it to unlearn In will be found much Krcater TWO WAYS. CHOOSK WHICH! Them are two usual ways ot doing v. hut Ka tare sometimes dowt Incompletely, namely, to relieve the bowels. One is to swallow a drastic purKntlvc which cvacuatts profusely, abruptly and with pain, the otln r Is io take Hostellers Stomach itinera, the cttVct of which is not vio lent, but BUttlcicntly thorough, and which does not Kripo the intestines. If he first is selected, the bcreou enuiloi intc it ni ed not exuect ucrnm- nent benefit, am he cannot hope to escape tho 1 debilitating reaction which leaves Uie organs , "al1 or worse on man wjiore. 11, onino uiijci 111111, uu rvwrw iu uie tuners, no cuii ' rely upon the restoration of a regular habit ol body, consequent upon a rcnowHl of a health rely upon the restoration of a regular habit of health- ( . . I I.. . I . . 1 .. .!..! Besides h.alth - 1 fully relaxing the bowtls. the nut I ere arouses a ' dormant liver, imparts a benctlcinl impetus to tho action of the kidneyp, and counteracts the early twliiKcs of rheumatism, a tendency to gout, ana malaria in an us lorms, John IirlK'ht was never at any school a day after ho wus liftcen. KKOM DAKOTA. Fl.KMIKH linos., Dear Sirs: For a long time I have suf fered from tlio effects of Indigestion and Rick headache, and on trying j our Dn. C. AIcLaXK'H CKl.r.HllATKll Livku Tn.ia 1 found quick and talisfactory relief. A ery few doses does the work and I would not be without them. Sioux Falls, Dakota. Gko. H. Hahris. : Cure nick headache, biliousness, liver complaint, dyspepsia, heartburn, indiges tion, malaria, pimples on face and body, Impure blood, etc., by using regularly Dlt. C. McLank's Cki.kukatkd 1 ivku Pills prepared only by Fleming Bros., Pitta 1 burgh. Pa, Prico;?6 ceiiu. Sold by all druggists. Insist upon having the genuine Dn. U. McLank's Livku Pii.i.s, prepared ' by Fleming Bros., Pittsburgh. Pa., the 1 market being full of imitations of the I name McLane, spelled differently but of j the same pronunciation. Always make I sur of tho.werds "Fleming Bros., Pitts burgh, Pa. on tho wrapper. Do not anticipate trouble or worry about that which may never happen! keep in the sunlight, "Then let the moon usurp tho rulo of day, And winkliiiK tupt rs show tho buh his way; For what my senses can perceive, I need no revelation to believe." 1 or ailments peculiar to their sex, and who will 1 use Dr. fieri o's Favorite Prescription accord ing to directions, will experience a genuine , revelation in tho benefit they will receive. It is I a positive cure for tho most complicated and 1 obstinate cases of leucorrhea, oxcesMvo flow ing, painful menstruation, unnatural supM'es 8ions, prolapsus, or falling of tho womb, weak back, "female weakness." anteversion. retro ! version, bearing-down sensations, chronic con gestion, inllanimation and ulceration of tho womb, intlanimatlon, psln and tcndcincHS In ovaries, accompanied with "Internal heat." I Act well at tho moment, and yon havo per l formed a good action to all etc nity. MUKllliKKI) HY ritlMUDICK. Thousands of men die every day who might be saved. Prejudice has murdered many a man and woman. If it were be-1 lieved that the mini cf disease could be reduced by physic much would be gained. Tho nightmare of death would not) frighte uu as it does. In our modern ' civilization we ought reasonably to expect I disease to nettle upon us because we do so much to attract it: because we so often and steadily expose ourselves to it. Ar. the same time we all ought to understand, a- a part of our rudimentary education, that to save ourselves from the ellocts of such exposure some kind of fortification should bo built around our vital forces, I lest the enemy carry us, as it were, by a I sudden onslaught. For many years tho unprojudi ed havo used IfttAND hhth's Pills in this way and they have i proved a most effective wall against tho approach of disease. Stop tho daily mur ders wo had almost said suicides by ' using these Pills. Thoy speak tor tneni selves as they act. When everything eUe lias failed Bhandhkth's Pills lias paved lives. They aro to be had at every drug store. Chance opportunities mako us others; and still moro to ourt elves. known to Thousands of cures follow tho use of Dr. Sage's Catarrh Remedy. 50 cents. Michigan and Canada supply w eekly with 10,000,000 vgw. New York ITeHIHG PILE8. SyMTTOMS MoUture; intense Itching and stinging, most at night; worse by scratching. If allowed to cou tlnue tumors form, which often bleed and uloeiato, becoming ery sore. Hwaynk'h Oihtmknt stops the Itching and bleeding, hoala ulceration, and In many rjuw remnKAil tlin tlininra. it is enuallv efficacious ill curing all Bkln Ulseahes. DH. B WAYNE & BON, i l'rorrietors. l'hiladclphia. Hwayne's Ointmjsnt can be obtained of druggists. Bent by mall for 50 Cents. An orange tree in tho gardens of Versailles, is 160 years old. It was plunted by Eleanor of Castile in 1110. IIAl'IMNKSS. Tho foundation of all happiness is health. A man with an imperfect dluetdion may bo a mil lionaire, may be the husband of un uiigel and the lather of half a dozen cherubs, and yet be miserable if he be troubled wjlh dysp-pslo, or uny of thu disorders arising from imperfect digestion or a sluggish liver. IJr. l'icrce'b I'lcasuut I'urgatlvo l'ellets aro tho safest nnd surest remedy for these morbid conditions. Helng purely vegetable, thoy are perfectly hurmlcss. Tho great Cromwell left Cambridge at eighteen. tho University of If aillicted with Boro Kyes, use Dr. Isaao Thompson's Kyo Water. Dniggists sell It iBo. SARSAPARILLA, YELLOW DOCK i AWD Jodido ofPotOHH. It core Rukumatihu, Nkuraloia, Bolls, Pimples. Bcrofula, (lout, Datarru. Tumors, Bat KLeum, and I Mercurial pains. It l'uiinos tba lilood, Uestorea tne LlreraodKidners to healthy action, and makes the Complexion llrixbl and Clear. J. R. CATE8 tfc CO., Proprietors. 417 HaiJHOBio HtM Han t'raneliieo. 1st Premium. 25,000 In use, ) vein Katahllahed. New mob. in uiw iu iiu umvr j n..... . "w ktarnl In tune 20 j ear, gol fr 100 ; not nffectod . by climate. No wood to illt, break, well, abrlnk, crack, decay, or near out; we guarantee it. We- t tU UI WHW sw w .v-0 VP T. .V a mV 'IANOCO.,Mwiufftcturerf,Odd feUowt lUt Mu- ilUUOATlNO I'DMIH Bl'KAM KN01NEH AND HOILHUB, COMILETI: I'OWKR AND llTMPINrt l'LANTH. Low rU es, prompt delivery Writ for Circulars. HEr j BYRON JACKSON, SAN PRANOISCO, fkwAYS m jim no Consumption, Wasting Diseases, ! And (lenoral Debility. Doctors disagree as to the relative valu of Cod ljvcr Oil and Hypo phosphites, tho ono supplying strength and flesh, the other gi lug nerve puwer, and sell g as a tonic to the digesllvo and entire system. Ilu' in Nrolt'H Km 11 11 on of I od I.lver Oil with Hypopluv-phltca the two are combined, and the eirect is wonderful. Thou-wmls who havo deilvcd no peimanent benefit from other preparations have been cured by this. Scott's Kmulsloti is perfectly palAtablo and ensily di gested by those who cannot tolerate plain Cod Liver Oil. Tho Baldwin Hotel of Sin Francisco, has been entirely refurnished, and Is now being mnnnged by Mr. Bildwin hittiholf. , on his original plan of sparing no expense to mako it nrst class in every renpecl Its ..... , ... 1 )a v ' u"eAceiMunnuic Us location cen tral, at tho corner ot Market nno Powell Sts. All street car lines from tlio ferry passing tlio door. Our readers will tlnd it to their advantage in evcrv way, to stop at tho Baldwin, when visiting 'San Fran cisco. J. II. PINK, AijMiiyer nnd Annlytlcnl Clienilnt, Laboratory. 108 First sU, Portland. Or. Analyses made of all jubstances. Hates for assaying gold and silver ores ?l.Ml Pack ages sent by mall or ox press promptly attended to, and returns made. "llrown'M Ilroiielilnl Trorhes" aro widely known as an admirable remedy for Ilnmchilis, Hoarseness, Coughs, and Throat troubles. &Ui only in Voxel. THY Qeiimka for breakfast. See Antletl llano advertlsemnnL Warner's Safe Cure I has boon before the public I 2 3 now about ten years, and in that timo has proved itself to be all that It lias becu I represented. It Is purely vegetable, contniuB nothing harmful, and DOES purify the blood and CURE disease, na it puts the kidneys, the only blood-pur-ifyinir organs, in complete hoalth. It Cures Permanently. Wo havo tens of thousands of testimonials to this effect from pooplo who wore cured years ago and who aro well to-day. It is a Scientific Specific, was not put upon tho market until thoroughly tested, nnd has tho endorsement of Prof. B. A. Lattimore, M. A., Ph., LL. D., Oflicial Analyst of foods and medicines, N. Y. Btato Board of Health, and 4 5 physicians and professional experts. H. H. "Warner & Co do not cure everything fronil one liottie, tnoy Having a specific for each important disease Fight sby of any preparation wluon claims in-1 iaiiiuuuy. Tho testimonials printed by H. H. Warnor & Co. aro, bo far as thoy know, positively 6 genuine. For the past live years they have had a standing offer of $5,000 for proof to the contrary. If you are sick and want to get well, two Warner's Safe Cure. O-l riiituxv KKAItflOlI. 1'KAMIU , O I Cin fM I . HACIi. Oablor. Hoonlsh ( THrinrw llnnlHlt OriranH. liand liutrumenu. Laiireat , ttock ot Hlieot MiuTo and llooks. Hanoi lupplted at Kaatern 1'rlot. MATT1IIAS OltAY OO., 208 Poll Street, San Vranclaoo IF SO, N. I' K. U. No. 211-S. F. N. U. No. 318. Z. T. WRICHT. tmixmxmxmjaiMmmmmmmaKmMmtmmMmammmmmmMmmmamm i nuns aajaiariiwwMi imMiiumus IllnnniinrmiTn lillTllllUBu UfiBCT! DllWUD niitHttPTlWDO du Uu w du a i niiBonDn, nunon-i u hk un ui mi uuiii i I iilM i i ll We oaranteo the J, I, CASE "AGITATOR" SEPARATOR to lie the Best Grain We havo over four Hundred of these tho highest satisfaction We are nrenared claim. There are twice as many "AKiiatorH" hoiu eacn Beasnn, uiniuiioui uie unncii ntaics, nn any oilier aiyio or make or thrpsher. This is no erj)erimental machine that must be sold cftip in order lo introduce It, hut la arknriwlpdgrd to ho TIIK HKST, and consequently, upon its merits, the cheapest In huylnu; on "AGITATOR" threcher you ar" making no experiment nnd ninnintr no rlk. We guarantee It In every wav superior to tvery other threnlirr built. Von vnnnot afford to huv a thwahrr wIMioti" llrst examining ouw. DO NOT DK TALKKIJ INTO BUYING A MACIIINB UKOAUSE IT IS CHEAP OR NEW- FANGLED. guarantee the J. I. Cane "Agitator" the bent1 and fastest thresher made, and are ready tofirot'e" it. J It not much aafer and cheaper for you to huy a thresher known to he rellahlo in ever) respect than to experiment with a new-fangled machine tor the heneflt ot some Eastern factory who want their midline experimented wllli at. your expense, whlio your grain is in danger of being ruined,Ma you are i at heavy expense for operating? Remember, your whole dependence In upon -your crop proceeds, and If you endanger It by experimenting with new-fangled m&rhlneH. you do so at great loss to youmelf. 117! insure you against all these possible evils with our J. I. Case Agitator, which has been thoroughlu tested for years in this country, awl is known to be perfectly reliable, 11KINO I1U1LT ESPECIALLY FOtt THE REQUIREMENTS 01' THIS SECTION. We also sHl theonlv irenulne DING EE WOOHPURY HORSE-POWER made. Rnwaro of Imitations! The J. I. CASE PORTABLE TRACTION ENGINES have been in general use In Oreiron and Washlntrton for years, and we eunmnteo them to he. and are ready to nnd nf better matcrU'H than anv other Enrxlnes made. Woaroal-o EXCLUSIVE AGENTS for the CELERRTED JACKSON'S DERRICKS SELF-FEEDERS AND- Huv our RANDOLPH IMPROVED STEEL FRAME HEADER, guaranteed the Slnnl-Nt, LlKhtPft and Kahlest Header In me. Wo sell tho ONLY STEEL FRAME HEADER MADE. aWSAVK MONEY by calling U He us, oi for our nrlci'H and Icnns. And all other Information regarding tho alwvo machlneiy, W'X'-cV.VEXl. Sc. WVLIvliJI, CJonoi'al -A-aroiitH, l?oitInnd, Qr, PURE p?PR!CE's CREAM &AUING IU miH-rtor i-xcellencfl iror en In millions of home for morv tlian k iiuirtrr ot century. It Is uscil tor the United HUln lloremincnt. Ktiilorml by tlio lieulrof the (irefct Universities & the Htroncest, lurest anil nuist Healthful. l)r l'rlee's Oeain Hating l'imiler iloea not ouulaln Auimo'nU, IJmc or Alum. Htilil only In caus. l'llIOK IIAKINU rowiiKit CO. NKW TOrtK OIIIOAUO. ST. LOUIS. GENERAL AGENTS WANTED! 91UO to N.IOO a month ensilv made selling tho Farmers' Friend. a baKholtlur anil scales comhlncd. Don't iiiIhh IIiIh. Semi for circulars. K. K. UAIH. MnmiKcr UKet Sound MfK. t-'l, Tacoma, Wash. Ter. FREE lly return matf. Full Drncrrptlnn Mowty'a New Tall.r NjsIcm or IrrrM Catllas. MOODY & CO., Cincinnati, a O! YES, YES! CERTAINLY! A singed cat dreails tho lire. I p'end guilty. I am soiling a "new-fangled" machino LOOK AT IT-AIN'T IT A DAISY? THE ADVANCE" THRESHERS AND ENGINES I guarantee tho Xciv-KimjjltMl Ail vim ro Heiuirntor to be the best crrnin-Bavlnfr, fast est Thresher unci most durable Separator ever made. Hut, r'iii-inlier, it la not an cxierl-iii-iitiil machino, as tho Old Fouy machines arc. You are veil aware nf the timo lost (that .you have to pay for) in experimenting wrtlt Ultl Jotty machines. 'J n new nnjiiea I Tlirt'Hlier It-mlH the way. Tho KrowlliiK nnd kicking of the Old Fory iiKcnls is only tnualcd by the amount of Kram kicked nut in tho struw by tho O 1 Ftiay ninchtnes. Or courue. it you wloli n cheap machine, Old Fogies will supply you at your own price; but their machines aro dear at any price. You cannot allbnl to buy u llircBhi r without exumlnniK tho AOVANCK. Do not bo talked uto huyltiK a machine be ause it is cheap untl Old Foirylxh. Ask the Old KH. iiceittH if they will set besttle thu mv-tniiil'd mat hlno and let you seo which is tho cMicrliiwntiil machine, and sold on its iiii-ritH. 1 havo never j ol had lo call on any court to help decide the merits of the no w-rniitlcd machine, l'leuse exuuine, the court records in ret crcnto to thu Old FokIo'h plan. Mnnv ycais nno a man built a iu"v-f"iintled machino. called u steam ciikIiii'. Old KokIch then, as tiow, stood back and sniil they would ruin tho (uiiiitrji . ! on not aiit to lie i iiinod In t lit niiiiii wui V Himember, tho new fuiiKlt'O machine is past all exiit'i-lmoiiliiiK, while Old Fovy'H miicliliuB are bclni; ex pcrlmuutcd with ull the time, and at your .ieiiNi-. Do not fool with Uit-tn any lonfcr, whlio your Ki'aiu is uoinK to n iiHtc. iiioiiiIii-i-tho iiew-faiiuleil niticliliK-In hold on IIh ineiltM entirely. Ito member, your wliolo dependence is upon your crop proceeds, and if you allow OIil Fojry ma chines to vnNtt your urniii, you uru Just that much out of pocket. To ii--vuiit this, seo 1 that tho party Uiatdocs your threshing procures a nnw -liuiKlfil ADVAXCK Tin esher, as they are constructed ho is to save your tfralu, and have a hotter moid than any old-fcary naclilne. Write or further particulars. I am prepared to prove ull my statements 1. e., Tho AOVAXC'l? niucliliic will do niorti anil better woik than any other. I lnr liy linll iit; nny oltl lojry iiKi-nt to iiumt' AAY rune nlicre the ADVAM'K liiuchliiti Iiuh lulled to do un ropreMented hIiu-c Kn In troductlou ' on thin Count. Nliow up or Hhut up. ltememljcr that old fogy ukuiiIh saying' tlio contrary does not make It so. It will pay you to I investigate. 1 can inovoiill I hiiv. 1 albo sell tho well knon IU.lii: WOOlHHIItV I'OWKIt. A number of manu- I facturcrs mako them on u royulty but 1 do not know of any iinl t iUIoiim, but am always in. clinud to look out for those that talk of imitatiuns. '1 also deul in l,nuudi'y null .Murine Machinery, Farm, Church nnd School Hells. Oeneral Machinery, bwlrt Oilers, Ormo Safety ValvcB, Miilnr runips. Hancock Inspirators, I'urk it Kcnntily InjentorH. Acme and Alligator WrenclieH, HluekHiulth Drills, Belf-Heatlnir Hath Tubs, tho WestlnKhouse Undines. Seo tho prices: lOhorsoon wheels, $'JW); Traction, 91075; 15 homo Traction, 1 100. Hprulal discount for cohIi. (ieuerul At;cnt for Colburu's llyiuiniOH uml I-unipa for Klvctriv laaHtlnif 5 to gOO liulltH. THE RAWSON LIGHT RUNNING REAPERS AND MOWERS. THE LINDGREN CHEMICAL FIRE ENGINES Your vlllaKO cannot do without onu. You must havo ono for your mills, bo without u smull one In your house. For particulars, uddrebs Foot of OF COURSE YOU WANT THE ssgfjlaiiaiiiig'' celebrated machines In operation In Oregon to furnish yon statement from the leadliitr prove them to be, thu most powerful, most REWARD! inn ft Will l paid for ech and etrrr grain of pola 9 1 u U U onotu lutatancea found in Wlsdom'i Roberuna, acinowlcKtirrd the mott delightful and onlf really harmlfM toilet article erer produced for beanUfylng and ifrlng tba complexion. remoTlng tan, nuibarn, trwklt aud au WemUhn and ronghnra ot the aaln. Uxd and lodorwd h the elite of aoclttf and the Uira. Bold hi all druegbta at 0 ccnU per bottle. , Whtki and Fleufc. M.nufictured.by W. M. WI8DOM a OO., OhemUta Fortlatid Orreon. OLOSINGr OUT r uu iM.Mr.Nsr. stook of sniitKit BALrmiG- v OA.V r.S-DKHWEAIt, at $1 and $t.to x;r stilt. lAtcatdealgnilnl'EllCAI.K SIIIUTS, Uirco latest tjle Collars and ono ax Cuff $1.50 each. Gents' Furnishing Goods, 232,Keamy St., near Bush. 1ST Send for Illustrated Catalomio. TO TIIK liAIHKM! MANurACTrnens and imi-okteiih or IiADlKS' CHH.DHKN'S & INFANTS WEAK lis Kearny himt, 8 F. Illustrated Catalocue sent fret) on application. $5 To"S8 n liny, fiampks wortli $1.50, FKKE. T.lniv. n. it Milfr hn Iiiimci tivt- Wrltn Flarw- HTFR'sSrinvUriNHni.nrR()IIllv,3llch. You cannot afford to Morrison Stroot, Portland, Orogon. BliaWslUMH BEST. Savins: anfl Fastest Thresher ever mk and Washlnaton, nil of which aro giving farmera and threshertnen to nrovo this durable, safest, inore skillfully oeiwlrueted FORKS. tr....ii..,i il iiiu U' ni. 1 1 narii iinnmm SAVE MONEY by calling U He , or writing
