The Oregon scout. (Union, Union County, Or.) 188?-1918, August 03, 1888, Image 3

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PITH AND POINT.
Dc homolios' cask mny bo full ot
4o bos' cldnli. Judge.
Bottcr lmvo your heart in your
work nutl eight acres, than a quarter
section anil bj at oihls with your oc
cupation. Jiii-s concoa'otl arolialf reconciled;
while, iisgonurally known, 'tis a ilottblo
task to stop the broach at homo and
nion's mouths itbronil.
A man may outlivo a bad reputa
tion, but he can not permanently sus
tain a good one by continuous fraud,
dissimulation and hypocrisy.
"Ho that steals an ogg will steal
nn ox." and lie that will leavo a pint oi
water in the milk can when rinsing it
will steal a cliouso factory.
A beautiful eye makes silonce elo
quent; a kind eyo makes contradiction
an assent; an enraged eyomakes beauty
doformod. Ad liaon.
A man is rarely found who kicks
when ids name is misspelled in tlio
police-court record of a nowspapor.
Tliis is a notablo exception to the rule.
Augu.ita (lc) Journal.
The Chinaman has como down in
his Inuudrv prices. And yot some
editors enntiuuo to wear their coats
buttoned up to thoir chins. The cccon
trici'ics of genius will novor bo under
stood. 'J hero aro few tilings in this world
more touching than the devotion of a
loving wife to an unworthy husb.ind,
and nothing that is moro utterly de
strtio Ivo of woman's reputation for
good sense. Somerville Journal.
Lot us not forgot that education
should go togothor witii legislation,
and that as I ho iattor without tlio
former can not bo intolligont, so tlio
former without tlio lattor cannot bo
tflieiont. .17. 7.'. Winter.
What lias ho done? That was Na
poleon's test. What have you done?
Turn up tlio faeos of your picture
cards! You nocd not make mouths at
tho public because it lias not accoptod
you at your own fancy value. Lowell.
Irresolution is a worso vicu than
rashness. Hi that shoots best may
someliuies mii-sjhc mark, but ho that,
shoots not at all can never hit it. Ir
resolution loosens all tlio joints of a
stati ; like an ague, it shakos not this
nor that limb, lmt all tlio body is at
onco in a tit. Tlio irresolute man i3
lifted from ouo placo to another, so
liatclieth no hing, but addles all his
actions. Fel Ilium.
A common troublo with us all is
that wo fail in our business because
wo think litllo of it. No man truly
succeeds in any calling who lias a poor
opinion of it. No man lias a good
opinion of his business who uses it
only to make money out of it. N man
can liavo tlio best concoption of hi
busiuess wiio doos not esteem it for its
usefulness.
BONELESS SHAD.
Dow to Kxtriint ttm Skoletiin of Fish Iln
foru Cookliifr It
"After all, this is just about tlio
finest fish that swims," said a Quincy
maikot-dealer tho other morning, as
ho laid upon ilio scales a big shad thai
made the indicator jump around to the
suvon-pound notch.
"So far as flavor is concerned," re
plied tlio customor, "it is certainly un
equaled, but tlio bones aro a serious
drawback."
Tlio iishniongor smilod. "If you
don't like tlio hones," ho remarked,
"why don't you take them out boforo
you cook tho shad?'1
"You aro joking. It would not bo
possible without pulling tlio iish to
shreds."
You nro quito mistakon, I assuro
you. If you liko I will bono this ono
for you. Watch mo closely, and noxt
timo you will bo ablo to do it foryonr
solf. You seo. I havo alroady sproad
tlio hMi out il.it, as if for broiling, by
dividing tlio hack with a knifo from
the head to tho tail. Aftor disembow
eling it I cut oil tho tail and Iioad, and
then inserting my knifo as carofully as
possible beneath tlio backbono 1 dis
sect it out. as tho doctors would say,
from the llesh. togothor with tho ribs
and smaller bones attaehod to it. If
this is properly done nearly tlio whole
of tho bony sj'siom will havo boon re
moved, whon tlio bolly and other use
h'Bi portions aro cut away. Nothing
iniw remains, 3011 perceive, but tho
edible part of tho shad, ready for tho
gridiron. For. of course, boned shad
must bo broiled. Scarcely a scrap of
moat has been thrown a Way, and all
the b inos aro taken out, save only two
or llireo rows of liltlo ones that can
bo readily withdrawn from
butwoon tho longitudinal flakes. Tho
hhad's skeleton is far moro elaborate
in sirucluro than that of nny other
lish. and tlio diillculty of performing
this operation upon it is proportion
ately greater. With a mackerel or
cod thoro is comparatively litllo
trouble. Hero Is your shad now, sir,
without a bono in it. It is a delicacy,
I will vonturo to say, that you havo
never seen upon any body's table."
Sluco tho writer's interview with tho
ninrketmau ho has triod tho procoss
onco hlinsolf, and with somo success.
Thoro woro, perhaps, half a dozon
stray apinos scattered through tho fish
when it camo upon the fostivo board,
but to all intent and purposes it was
a bonolcss shad, and ihoso who ato il
pronounced it simply liiimonso.
A suggestion In regard to tlio proper
niolhod of carving lWli may not bo
nial-apropos. Tho usual stylo of cut
ting it in transversa soctlons is highly
obj olionuble, because It results in
giving to oach person tho maximum
numb r of brokon bonos. Tlio proper
wav Is to run tho knifo Along parallol
with tho back, separating tlio flakos
glng rlv from thoos oouslraiuo-work.
Motion Letter.
A FOX-HUNTING JUDGE.
How He Foolril n Hutch of Prisoner and
HhiI lilt Spurt.
Rather a good story used to bo told
by Justice Porter, a woll-known legal
bon-vivant of Dublin. It concerns a
rare old Irish judgo on tlio Northwest
circuit, who loved tlio hunting-field
moro than ho did tlio stupid, sleepy
court-room. His clerk was liko-
n,:,i,ln.l on.1 a ,,!,. fl.- ,.i
minded, and n jojous pair thoy made,
uno nno morning mo ciorK wiuspereu
.1.
lu mu jimt..
Ycr Honor, old BlllvDuan's moots
to-day atBallykillmulligan, an' they've
' W
a flno dor fox."
"How many's in tho dock?" asked
tho judge, excitedly.
"Twenty for rioting and breach of
tho peace, ycr Honor."
"Tom," said tlio judge, "do you
think you can get tlio lirst follow to
plead guilty without a jury trial, and
mo to lot him off with a week in jail?"
"Tho easiest tWng in tho world,"
answered tho faithful clerk.
"Mako haste, then, nnd bring tho
wholo gang; and, I say, Tom, tell Jerry
to saddlo tlio niaro meanwhile."
Tlio twenty Fenians were brought
into court a deiiant gang, nineteen
of them propareil to light to tho bittor
end. Tlio twentieth had been inter
viewed by the clerk. Ho was called.
"Guilty or not guilty of tho crime
charged?" demandod tl'.o Judge, with
a propitious smile.
"Guilty, yor Honor," said tho craf
ty prisoner.
"Well," said tlio judge, glancing
bonevolcntly about the room, "I fancy
I can let you off witii a week."
Tho man thanked tho judgo and
stepped down to the bailiff. There
was a terrible sensation among the oth
er defendants. Wliv, none of them
expected to got 11' with less than live
years in limbo. Hen! was a chance to !
profit by "his Honor's" pleasant
mood. One and all manifested an
earnest desire to follow the example of
their comrade and acknowledge tlio
crimes in a batch.
"Do you all plead guilty?" demand
ed the judge, eagorly.
"Wo do!" shjuitod tho enthusiastic
nineteen, in chorus.
"Fourteen years' transportation
apiece," exclaimed tlio judge, witii n
click of his jaw "Jerry, is tlio mare
saddled yet?"- FaniK.rn'' Voice.
Tho Clniieso Governor of the lnrgf
ishuul of Formosa, iu starting a college-,
lias I'liosen a missionary to inan
gniati) anil organizo ',ho institution.
Such a stop would have been regarileil
as a miracle one generation ago.
The good tidings come from Syria
that the into attempt of tho Turkish
authorities to force new and intolerant
restrictions upon the cause of Christian
education lias been earnestly resisted
by tho diplomatic representatives of
the di flu rent Powers, that it lias utter
ly failed and has finally been with
drawn. A praiseworthy institution
tho Young Woman's Christian
called
Guild
has been established iu Toronto.
Classes for sewing havo beon formed.
Classes for mutual iinpiovomont have
also been organized, all of which are
attended by such numbers as to en
courage those who have taken nn act
ive part in thoir formation.
infantile:
Skin&Scalp
DISEASES
cured by.--CUTICllrV
POM CLKANSING. I'UHIFVINO AND
I beautifying the skin of children and Infanta
and curing torturing, ditllKurlnK, itchinc, scaly
and pimply diseases of the skin, scalp and
blood, with loss of hah-, from infancy to old ae.
the UUTICUHA ItK.MKDIKS are iuralliblu.
CUTICUltA, tho Kreut Skin Cure, and CVTV
cuitA Soap, an cxnulslto Skin Hcautifler. ex
ternally, and Outicuka Hicmiia'ENT, tho new
Hlood l urilier. internally, cure every form
skin and blocd dUeabcs, iroin pimples to
scrofula.
Sold everywhere. l'rico,CuTicimA,50o.; Soap,
25o,: Hksolvent. $1. Prepared by tho 1'oiTKlt
DltUO AND ClIKMICAI, CO.. llOSTON, MA88.
Send for "How to tiuro SKln DlseasoH."
iff Baby's Skin nd Scalp preserved and TF1
nr beautillrd by Cl'TICUltA Soap. TQi
Km.NKY PAlNB.Backacheund Weakness
cured by CUTicuitA Anti-Pain 1'iJiBTEit.an
instantaneous pain-subduing plaster. 25c.
Big t? nas eiven unlre.
sal satisfaction In tb
cure of Gonorrhoea ard
leet. I prescribe It and
feel safe In recommend
Ing It to all BufTeren.
Cart- la
' 1 TO & DATS.
rioAaatMd Dot to!
eaua Btrutor.
yraonlj by tbs
iuu ClialMlCo.
A.J.STOSEH, n.V
Decatur, IIU
rniCE, 81.00. .
Bold by Drucclsta. '
Cincinnati J
Ohio.
'ifarkl
WELL DRILLS
FOR EVERY PURPOSE.
Sold on Trial !
lnrestment small, nro (Its
larKe. Kent! too for mallliiir
larve Illustrated Gatalojrue
Uh full particulars. Man
ufactured by
GOULDS & AUSTIN.
lOT Si 16l Lake Ht.,
CHICAGO, ILL.
OR. SPINNEY
gJDr. Spinney & Co.Sl
N ER VOU8 K?ieWaV5eTr!5?f; K3JSS!
oencx, O.U., uuouiexccueior suuc, vuiw.
VnilNP. MFIvJ nlferlnir from tha effects
" " .. . of youtiiruiiouicsor inuis
rrctlon should arall themi-flvrs of our treatment.
A positive cure iruarantord In every cane. Byphills,
Urlnarr and Venereal Diwrasr a all uunatural als
chartfe. promptly and naftiy cured.
MIDDLE-AGED MENffl:
Sasa of Klrtner or niadder. WmIc Hack, Ncrrcm
leblutr. Wasting of hiu( titreuiflh. vie, cured
and restored to litalihr nuor.
U, II, Persona unable to visit na mar t treated
at tnelr homes, tijr corresnonnenc. Aledlcim s anr
inairuction trnv ujr man orexpre. L'ouiuuaiiur.
ruo. BcudtcenU Instampafvr .he Vuung itas'i
t'rlcud or O ul 1 ti wdloclc
im aim
Tho voices ot old ago have tho "tlfmcM nf it
too; ana as it is the unfittest time to learn in
so the unlltnM of it to unlearn In will be found
much Krcater
TWO WAYS. CHOOSK WHICH!
Them are two usual ways ot doing v. hut Ka
tare sometimes dowt Incompletely, namely, to
relieve the bowels. One is to swallow a drastic
purKntlvc which cvacuatts profusely, abruptly
and with pain, the otln r Is io take Hostellers
Stomach itinera, the cttVct of which is not vio
lent, but BUttlcicntly thorough, and which does
not Kripo the intestines. If he first is selected,
the bcreou enuiloi intc it ni ed not exuect ucrnm-
nent benefit, am he cannot hope to escape tho
1 debilitating reaction which leaves Uie organs
, "al1 or worse on man wjiore. 11, onino
uiijci 111111, uu rvwrw iu uie tuners, no cuii
' rely upon the restoration of a regular habit ol
body, consequent upon a rcnowHl of a health
rely upon the restoration of a regular habit of
health-
( . . I I.. . I . . 1 .. .!..!
Besides h.alth -
1 fully relaxing the bowtls. the nut
I ere arouses a
' dormant liver, imparts a benctlcinl impetus to
tho action of the kidneyp, and counteracts the
early twliiKcs of rheumatism, a tendency to
gout, ana malaria in an us lorms,
John IirlK'ht was never at any school a day
after ho wus liftcen.
KKOM DAKOTA.
Fl.KMIKH linos.,
Dear Sirs: For a long time I have suf
fered from tlio effects of Indigestion and
Rick headache, and on trying j our Dn. C.
AIcLaXK'H CKl.r.HllATKll Livku Tn.ia 1
found quick and talisfactory relief. A
ery few doses does the work and I would
not be without them.
Sioux Falls, Dakota.
Gko. H. Hahris.
: Cure nick headache, biliousness, liver
complaint, dyspepsia, heartburn, indiges
tion, malaria, pimples on face and body,
Impure blood, etc., by using regularly Dlt.
C. McLank's Cki.kukatkd 1 ivku Pills
prepared only by Fleming Bros., Pitta
1 burgh. Pa, Prico;?6 ceiiu. Sold by all
druggists. Insist upon having the genuine
Dn. U. McLank's Livku Pii.i.s, prepared
' by Fleming Bros., Pittsburgh. Pa., the
1 market being full of imitations of the
I name McLane, spelled differently but of
j the same pronunciation. Always make
I sur of tho.werds "Fleming Bros., Pitts
burgh, Pa. on tho wrapper.
Do not anticipate trouble or worry about that
which may never happen! keep in the sunlight,
"Then let the moon usurp tho rulo of day,
And winkliiiK tupt rs show tho buh his way;
For what my senses can perceive,
I need no revelation to believe."
1 or ailments peculiar to their sex, and who will
1 use Dr. fieri o's Favorite Prescription accord
ing to directions, will experience a genuine
, revelation in tho benefit they will receive. It is
I a positive cure for tho most complicated and
1 obstinate cases of leucorrhea, oxcesMvo flow
ing, painful menstruation, unnatural supM'es
8ions, prolapsus, or falling of tho womb, weak
back, "female weakness." anteversion. retro
! version, bearing-down sensations, chronic con
gestion, inllanimation and ulceration of tho
womb, intlanimatlon, psln and tcndcincHS In
ovaries, accompanied with "Internal heat."
I Act well at tho moment, and yon havo per
l formed a good action to all etc nity.
MUKllliKKI) HY ritlMUDICK.
Thousands of men die every day who
might be saved. Prejudice has murdered
many a man and woman. If it were be-1
lieved that the mini cf disease could be
reduced by physic much would be gained.
Tho nightmare of death would not)
frighte uu as it does. In our modern '
civilization we ought reasonably to expect I
disease to nettle upon us because we do
so much to attract it: because we so often
and steadily expose ourselves to it. Ar.
the same time we all ought to understand,
a- a part of our rudimentary education,
that to save ourselves from the ellocts of
such exposure some kind of fortification
should bo built around our vital forces, I
lest the enemy carry us, as it were, by a I
sudden onslaught. For many years tho
unprojudi ed havo used IfttAND
hhth's Pills in this way and they have i
proved a most effective wall against tho
approach of disease. Stop tho daily mur
ders wo had almost said suicides by '
using these Pills. Thoy speak tor tneni
selves as they act. When everything
eUe lias failed Bhandhkth's Pills lias
paved lives. They aro to be had at every
drug store.
Chance opportunities mako us
others; and still moro to ourt elves.
known to
Thousands of cures follow tho use of Dr.
Sage's Catarrh Remedy. 50 cents.
Michigan and Canada supply
w eekly with 10,000,000 vgw.
New York
ITeHIHG PILE8.
SyMTTOMS MoUture; intense Itching and stinging,
most at night; worse by scratching. If allowed to cou
tlnue tumors form, which often bleed and uloeiato,
becoming ery sore. Hwaynk'h Oihtmknt stops the
Itching and bleeding, hoala ulceration, and In many
rjuw remnKAil tlin tlininra. it is enuallv efficacious ill
curing all Bkln Ulseahes. DH. B WAYNE & BON, i
l'rorrietors. l'hiladclphia. Hwayne's Ointmjsnt can
be obtained of druggists. Bent by mall for 50 Cents.
An orange tree in tho gardens of Versailles,
is 160 years old. It was plunted by Eleanor of
Castile in 1110.
IIAl'IMNKSS.
Tho foundation of all happiness is health. A
man with an imperfect dluetdion may bo a mil
lionaire, may be the husband of un uiigel and
the lather of half a dozen cherubs, and yet be
miserable if he be troubled wjlh dysp-pslo, or
uny of thu disorders arising from imperfect
digestion or a sluggish liver. IJr. l'icrce'b
I'lcasuut I'urgatlvo l'ellets aro tho safest nnd
surest remedy for these morbid conditions.
Helng purely vegetable, thoy are perfectly
hurmlcss.
Tho great Cromwell left
Cambridge at eighteen.
tho University of
If aillicted with Boro Kyes, use Dr. Isaao
Thompson's Kyo Water. Dniggists sell It iBo.
SARSAPARILLA, YELLOW DOCK
i AWD
Jodido ofPotOHH.
It core Rukumatihu, Nkuraloia, Bolls, Pimples.
Bcrofula, (lout, Datarru. Tumors, Bat KLeum, and
I Mercurial pains. It l'uiinos tba lilood, Uestorea tne
LlreraodKidners to healthy action, and makes the
Complexion llrixbl and Clear.
J. R. CATE8 tfc CO., Proprietors.
417 HaiJHOBio HtM Han t'raneliieo.
1st Premium. 25,000 In use,
) vein Katahllahed. New
mob. in uiw iu iiu umvr j n..... . "w
ktarnl In tune 20 j ear, gol fr 100 ; not nffectod
. by climate. No wood to illt, break, well, abrlnk,
crack, decay, or near out; we guarantee it. We-
t tU UI WHW sw w .v-0 VP T. .V a mV
'IANOCO.,Mwiufftcturerf,Odd feUowt lUt Mu-
ilUUOATlNO I'DMIH
Bl'KAM KN01NEH
AND
HOILHUB,
COMILETI: I'OWKR AND
llTMPINrt l'LANTH.
Low rU es, prompt delivery
Writ for Circulars.
HEr
j BYRON JACKSON, SAN PRANOISCO,
fkwAYS
m jim no
Consumption, Wasting Diseases, !
And (lenoral Debility. Doctors disagree as to
the relative valu of Cod ljvcr Oil and Hypo
phosphites, tho ono supplying strength and
flesh, the other gi lug nerve puwer, and sell g
as a tonic to the digesllvo and entire system.
Ilu' in Nrolt'H Km 11 11 on of I od I.lver Oil
with Hypopluv-phltca the two are combined,
and the eirect is wonderful. Thou-wmls who
havo deilvcd no peimanent benefit from other
preparations have been cured by this. Scott's
Kmulsloti is perfectly palAtablo and ensily di
gested by those who cannot tolerate plain Cod
Liver Oil.
Tho Baldwin Hotel of Sin Francisco,
has been entirely refurnished, and Is now
being mnnnged by Mr. Bildwin hittiholf.
, on his original plan of sparing no expense
to mako it nrst class in every renpecl Its
..... , ...
1 )a v ' u"eAceiMunnuic
Us location cen
tral, at tho corner ot Market nno Powell
Sts. All street car lines from tlio ferry
passing tlio door. Our readers will tlnd it
to their advantage in evcrv way, to stop
at tho Baldwin, when visiting 'San Fran
cisco. J. II. PINK, AijMiiyer nnd Annlytlcnl
Clienilnt, Laboratory. 108 First sU, Portland.
Or. Analyses made of all jubstances. Hates
for assaying gold and silver ores ?l.Ml Pack
ages sent by mall or ox press promptly attended
to, and returns made.
"llrown'M Ilroiielilnl Trorhes" aro
widely known as an admirable remedy for
Ilnmchilis, Hoarseness, Coughs, and Throat
troubles. &Ui only in Voxel.
THY Qeiimka for breakfast.
See Antletl llano advertlsemnnL
Warner's Safe Cure
I has boon before the public
I
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3
now about ten years, and in
that timo has proved itself
to be all that It lias becu
I represented.
It Is purely vegetable,
contniuB nothing harmful, and
DOES purify the blood and
CURE disease, na it puts the
kidneys, the only blood-pur-ifyinir
organs, in complete
hoalth.
It Cures Permanently.
Wo havo tens of thousands of
testimonials to this effect from
pooplo who wore cured years
ago and who aro well to-day.
It is a Scientific Specific,
was not put upon tho market
until thoroughly tested, nnd
has tho endorsement of Prof.
B. A. Lattimore, M. A., Ph.,
LL. D., Oflicial Analyst of
foods and medicines, N. Y.
Btato Board of Health, and
4
5
physicians and professional
experts.
H. H. "Warner & Co do
not cure everything fronil
one liottie, tnoy Having a
specific for each important
disease Fight sby of any
preparation wluon claims in-1
iaiiiuuuy.
Tho testimonials printed by
H. H. Warnor & Co. aro, bo
far as thoy know, positively
6
genuine. For the past live
years they have had a standing
offer of $5,000 for proof to the
contrary. If you are sick and
want to get well, two
Warner's Safe Cure.
O-l riiituxv KKAItflOlI. 1'KAMIU
, O I Cin fM I . HACIi. Oablor. Hoonlsh (
THrinrw llnnlHlt OriranH. liand liutrumenu. Laiireat
, ttock ot Hlieot MiuTo and llooks. Hanoi lupplted at
Kaatern 1'rlot. MATT1IIAS OltAY OO., 208 Poll
Street, San Vranclaoo
IF SO,
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We havo over four Hundred of these
tho highest satisfaction
We are nrenared
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Huv our RANDOLPH IMPROVED STEEL FRAME HEADER, guaranteed the Slnnl-Nt, LlKhtPft and Kahlest
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for our nrlci'H and Icnns. And all other Information regarding tho alwvo machlneiy,
W'X'-cV.VEXl. Sc. WVLIvliJI, CJonoi'al -A-aroiitH, l?oitInnd, Qr,
PURE
p?PR!CE's
CREAM
&AUING
IU miH-rtor i-xcellencfl iror en In millions of home for
morv tlian k iiuirtrr ot century. It Is uscil tor the
United HUln lloremincnt. Ktiilorml by tlio lieulrof
the (irefct Universities & the Htroncest, lurest anil nuist
Healthful. l)r l'rlee's Oeain Hating l'imiler iloea not
ouulaln Auimo'nU, IJmc or Alum. Htilil only In caus.
l'llIOK IIAKINU rowiiKit CO.
NKW TOrtK OIIIOAUO. ST. LOUIS.
GENERAL AGENTS WANTED!
91UO to
N.IOO a
month ensilv made selling tho Farmers' Friend.
a baKholtlur anil scales comhlncd. Don't iiiIhh
IIiIh. Semi for circulars. K. K. UAIH. MnmiKcr
UKet Sound MfK. t-'l, Tacoma, Wash. Ter.
FREE
lly return matf. Full Drncrrptlnn
Mowty'a New Tall.r NjsIcm or IrrrM
Catllas. MOODY & CO., Cincinnati, a
O! YES, YES! CERTAINLY!
A singed cat dreails tho lire. I p'end guilty. I am soiling a "new-fangled" machino
LOOK AT IT-AIN'T IT A DAISY?
THE ADVANCE" THRESHERS AND ENGINES
I guarantee tho Xciv-KimjjltMl Ail vim ro Heiuirntor to be the best crrnin-Bavlnfr, fast
est Thresher unci most durable Separator ever made. Hut, r'iii-inlier, it la not an cxierl-iii-iitiil
machino, as tho Old Fouy machines arc. You are veil aware nf the timo lost (that
.you have to pay for) in experimenting wrtlt Ultl Jotty machines. 'J n new nnjiiea
I Tlirt'Hlier It-mlH the way. Tho KrowlliiK nnd kicking of the Old Fory iiKcnls is only tnualcd
by the amount of Kram kicked nut in tho struw by tho O 1 Ftiay ninchtnes. Or courue. it you
wloli n cheap machine, Old Fogies will supply you at your own price; but their machines aro
dear at any price. You cannot allbnl to buy u llircBhi r without exumlnniK tho AOVANCK.
Do not bo talked uto huyltiK a machine be ause it is cheap untl Old Foirylxh. Ask the Old
KH. iiceittH if they will set besttle thu mv-tniiil'd mat hlno and let you seo which is tho
cMicrliiwntiil machine, and sold on its iiii-ritH. 1 havo never j ol had lo call on any court to
help decide the merits of the no w-rniitlcd machine, l'leuse exuuine, the court records in ret
crcnto to thu Old FokIo'h plan. Mnnv ycais nno a man built a iu"v-f"iintled machino.
called u steam ciikIiii'. Old KokIch then, as tiow, stood back and sniil they would ruin tho
(uiiiitrji . ! on not aiit to lie i iiinod In t lit niiiiii wui V Himember, tho new
fuiiKlt'O machine is past all exiit'i-lmoiiliiiK, while Old Fovy'H miicliliuB are bclni; ex
pcrlmuutcd with ull the time, and at your .ieiiNi-. Do not fool with Uit-tn any lonfcr, whlio
your Ki'aiu is uoinK to n iiHtc.
iiioiiiIii-i-tho iiew-faiiuleil niticliliK-In hold on IIh ineiltM entirely. Ito
member, your wliolo dependence is upon your crop proceeds, and if you allow OIil Fojry ma
chines to vnNtt your urniii, you uru Just that much out of pocket. To ii--vuiit this, seo
1 that tho party Uiatdocs your threshing procures a nnw -liuiKlfil ADVAXCK Tin esher,
as they are constructed ho is to save your tfralu, and have a hotter moid than any old-fcary
naclilne. Write or further particulars. I am prepared to prove ull my statements 1. e., Tho
AOVAXC'l? niucliliic will do niorti anil better woik than any other.
I lnr liy linll iit; nny oltl lojry iiKi-nt to iiumt' AAY rune nlicre the
ADVAM'K liiuchliiti Iiuh lulled to do un ropreMented hIiu-c Kn In troductlou
' on thin Count. Nliow up or Hhut up.
ltememljcr that old fogy ukuiiIh saying' tlio contrary does not make It so. It will pay you to
I investigate. 1 can inovoiill I hiiv.
1 albo sell tho well knon IU.lii: WOOlHHIItV I'OWKIt. A number of manu-
I facturcrs mako them on u royulty but 1 do not know of any iinl t iUIoiim, but am always in.
clinud to look out for those that talk of imitatiuns. '1 also deul in l,nuudi'y null .Murine
Machinery, Farm, Church nnd School Hells. Oeneral Machinery, bwlrt Oilers, Ormo Safety
ValvcB, Miilnr runips. Hancock Inspirators, I'urk it Kcnntily InjentorH. Acme and Alligator
WrenclieH, HluekHiulth Drills, Belf-Heatlnir Hath Tubs, tho WestlnKhouse Undines. Seo tho
prices: lOhorsoon wheels, $'JW); Traction, 91075; 15 homo Traction, 1 100. Hprulal discount for
cohIi. (ieuerul At;cnt for Colburu's llyiuiniOH uml I-unipa for Klvctriv laaHtlnif 5 to
gOO liulltH.
THE RAWSON LIGHT RUNNING REAPERS AND MOWERS.
THE LINDGREN CHEMICAL FIRE ENGINES
Your vlllaKO cannot do without onu. You must havo ono for your mills,
bo without u smull one In your house. For particulars, uddrebs
Foot of
OF
COURSE YOU
WANT THE
ssgfjlaiiaiiiig''
celebrated machines In operation In Oregon
to furnish yon statement from the leadliitr
prove them to be, thu most powerful, most
REWARD!
inn ft Will l paid for ech and etrrr grain of pola
9 1 u U U onotu lutatancea found in Wlsdom'i Roberuna,
acinowlcKtirrd the mott delightful and onlf really
harmlfM toilet article erer produced for beanUfylng
and ifrlng tba complexion. remoTlng tan, nuibarn,
trwklt aud au WemUhn and ronghnra ot the aaln.
Uxd and lodorwd h the elite of aoclttf and the
Uira. Bold hi all druegbta at 0 ccnU per bottle.
, Whtki and Fleufc. M.nufictured.by W. M. WI8DOM
a OO., OhemUta Fortlatid Orreon.
OLOSINGr OUT
r uu iM.Mr.Nsr. stook of sniitKit BALrmiG-
v OA.V r.S-DKHWEAIt, at $1 and $t.to x;r stilt.
lAtcatdealgnilnl'EllCAI.K SIIIUTS, Uirco latest
tjle Collars and ono ax Cuff $1.50 each.
Gents' Furnishing Goods,
232,Keamy St., near Bush.
1ST Send for Illustrated Catalomio.
TO TIIK liAIHKM!
MANurACTrnens and imi-okteiih or
IiADlKS' CHH.DHKN'S & INFANTS WEAK
lis Kearny himt, 8 F.
Illustrated Catalocue sent fret) on application.
$5
To"S8 n liny, fiampks wortli $1.50, FKKE.
T.lniv. n. it Milfr hn Iiiimci tivt- Wrltn Flarw-
HTFR'sSrinvUriNHni.nrR()IIllv,3llch.
You cannot afford to
Morrison Stroot, Portland, Orogon.
BliaWslUMH
BEST.
Savins: anfl Fastest Thresher ever mk
and Washlnaton, nil of which aro giving
farmera and threshertnen to nrovo this
durable, safest, inore skillfully oeiwlrueted
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