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About The Oregon scout. (Union, Union County, Or.) 188?-1918 | View Entire Issue (Dec. 23, 1887)
A BRIGHT SCHEMER. Trlnls anil Tribulation r u Professional icul-i:tnt- Ilonnirr. A professional renl-otnto "boomer" while ruling on liorsebuek tlironjrli the pine woods of Arkanstiw, came upon a peculiar-looking fellow sitting imiler a tree, deeply interested in a sort of dia gram, which, with a short stick, l.u was drawing in the sand. "How are you?" said the boomer, dismounting. T- "Ain't complainin1," tlio follow re plied, contemplating a fresh mark which lie made in the sand. "You seem to bo laying off a town there." "No, I ain't a doin' that, nuther." "Must be some sort of land schemo you've got 0:1 hand." "No, if. ain't that, nuther." "1 was in hopes so. You see my busi ness " "No, I didn't see yoro bizness, nuther." "Wait a minute. I say my business is to go into a neighborhood and im mediately bring up the value of land by stimulating a spirit of speculation. Say, for instance, that you've got one hundred acres that you'd like to sell but for which you have not found a market. 1 see you secretly and enter into an arrangement with you. Shortly afterwards 1 meet you at the cross roads whore you are sitting with a number of fellows. I meet you as if for the first time, fall into conversa tion, gradually come down to land matters and after awhile ask you who owns a certain tract. You do. 1 would like to buy it. You regard the matter carelessly, just as I observe you are ad miralily fitted to do, and. without giv ing me any satisfaction, get up and go off. Then I take out a sort of map and after looking over it for some time, mumble something about a new railroad, wi-if 1 don't care about any body hearing me, and after showing considerable anxiety concerning you, ask where you have gone, and start out to look for you. 1 fail to iind you and come back to the plaeo where t lie fellows are sitting. Finally I explain all about the 11 nv railroad, and speak of you us a most fortunate fel ow, for the new depot is going to bo located on your land. I start out to look for you again, and while I am gone you conu back. Hy this time those fellows havo formed a sort of syndicate to cheat you nut of your place. The leader begins to ask about your land, all the time keeping a sharp look-out to see if I am coming back, and the lirst tiling you know you've sold your place for ten times as much as it is worth. After that, of course, you give me a certain per cent, .of tile money.5 See." The diagram-maker sprang to hi feet, knocked the boomer down and kicked him; and then, as he was trying to get up,, knocked him senseless. When the boomer came to, lie raised up ami said: "Will you let. me go now?" The peculiar-looking fellow glancou up from the diagram, upon which he had resumed work, and replied: "Keokon'you'd better." The boomer got up, and, after brush ing the sand off his clothes, said: "Would you mind telling a stranger who is unacquainted with the social customs of the community, why you thumped 1110 around that way?" "No, wouldn't mind. You see, a feller with the same game come through here about a month ago, an' I was one of the fools that was roped into buyin' a old sedge field that ain't wutli ten cents.' "Thank you for your information. I do not want to be inquisitive, but will you toll me what sort of a map that is your are working on so intently?" "I am tryiu' to see ef 1 ken mako a map sliowin' how a railroad ken git round a cypress swamp, over a bayou, over a sand mountain, through another swamp and thou git to the old hold that a possul of us fellers bought. Strang er, I reckon you'd hotter mosoy along, now. " Arkunsuto Traveler. SfSSSi Heavy Responsibility. "Havo you got any family?" askoil Mao Anderson, a San Antonio lawyer, of a colored man whom lie was ap pointed by the court to defend, the lat ter being charged with having stolen a horse. "l'so got no family yii. 1 looks to you for tint." "Look to mo to supply you with a family?" exclaimed the astounded ad vocate. "1 looks to you an' do jury, boss, I does for a fac." "What kind of stuff is that you are talking?" "Hit's just what I says. MissMatildy Snowball says of 1 only gets one yeah iu do penopotentiary she'll wait fur me, but of I goU moali, den she is . i gwino tor marry do very lirst niggah wiiat comes along. So yor wsos, boss, what a 'spou-ibility dar am lcstin1 on yer." lexas Sitiui,s. Doubtful Accommodation. Urownc's employer was calling his attention to the sales of (mother travel ing man, and intimating that ho ought to try and do as well. "1 tell you what it is," snid Browne, "it's all in the territory a man lias to m travel. Now any fool can sell goods iu I that territory." "Woll," replied tho merchant, Ay thoughtfully, "I thiuk.1 will start you grf out on that route next month." Mer chant Traveler. Maryland Darky How il'.v boss? How many melons you raised this year? Gardener About 000, I guess, Pete. How many havo you raised? Darky Forty-two, sail (aside) ober yo' fence! JJurlingtoii i rce ivef . MEMORY IN THE BLIND. A Irttr of rrrullr Intercut hyn Writer li'lrixcl or M-lit. A partial compensation, in the midst of his many discouragements', the sight less pupil possesses one vital advantage over his companions. His memory, ac customed to seize and assimilate defini tions and miscellaneous information at a single hearing, acquires botli a mar velous alertness and a phenomenal re tentive capacity which enable him to master certain branches of study with singular ease and rapidity. Deprived of books and without any very ready and reliable method of making notes, lie obtains a habit, often envied by the seeing, of appropriating instantaneous ly any thing addressed to his intellect through his hearing. Hence t he pro verbially good memory of the blind person. His mind is his memorandum boo:, always at hand and always open. To the present writer, who never re members having a lesson iu any tiling read over to him more than twice, noth ing is more strange and more amusing than a room full of school children, with lingers crammed in their ears, buzzing over a le.on of three pages for the liftoonth time. Equally incomprehen sible is it to see a man making a note of a single address, or a lady referring to a shopping-list.' Such observations force one to the conclusion that the art of writing, invaluable as it is, lias ho m disastrous to the human memory. Peo ple havetgrown to .m rely on a piece of white paper covered with black scrafches. that if this bo lost or un placed, they are 1 educed almost to the condition of creatures without intel lect. So marked is the advantage of the blind in 1 1 I respect as almost to atone for their extra difficulties in others; that is. tho sightless pupil will aoquiro scientific and philosophical studies with a rapidity which will counterbalance the greater amount of time demanded by liis less facile methods of writing out exercises iu linguistic and cipher ing in mathematical branches; so that in taking the regular course at academy or university, lie will require, all in all, neither more time nor more labor than the average student. Of not less value in after life is this extraordinarily trained and developed memory. It enables the blind to de rive from lectures, conversation and general reading ten times the benefit of others, on whoso minds a single men tion of facts and thoughts makes little or no impression. Thus tho law of compensation is seen working in all tilings, m iking good on one hand, approximately at least, what is wanting on the other; not by the special mysterious interference of Providence or other power witli natur al conditions and processes, for the benefit of the individual, as many claim, but through the inevitable se quence of cause and effect, by which senses and faculties become, through unusual training, abnormally develop ed and tlit ir value radieal'y enhanced. Century. A PAVEMENT OF GOLD. Dm) of tin- .Most Interesting Incidents of (Irunt's (irrut VWhIitii Trip. Tlie war had been over about two years when General Grant made his famous trip to the West. The only railroad reaching Denver at that time from tho East was tho Union Paeilie. and such a tiling as transportation by rail through the mountainous legions was unknown. When Grant was iu Colorado lie expressed a desire to see as much of tho country as possible. The grandeur of the mountain scenery seemed to fascinate him. Ho was taken to tho top of Pike's Peak, only a short distance from Denver, and was so much pleased with the trip that lie expressed a willingness to take a lon ger one. Central Citv, the countv-scat of Gilpin, was then the leading mining town of tho State. It was distant eighty miles from Denver, and every mile of the road was through canyons and ovor mountains. Grant would go. The only means of transit washy stao, mid the General was furnished with a special coach, his friends following in another. Relays of horses were pro vided at tho end of every tMi miles, but then the trip was tedious, and before it was half finished the General complain ed of tho slow progress. At tho top of a mountain tho driver, being a little vexed, asked the General if lie was real ly anxious for faster time over that kind of a road. Grant said lie would like to get to Central soino time. Tho driver said he would "let'em go," and giving the lines a twist around tho brake lie braced himself witli nothing iu Ids liapd but the whip. Tho coach went swing ing and surging down the mountain taster than it was ever taken by four horses before. Grant's companions fol lowed on as fast as they could, expect. ng to find him dead at the bottom of tho mountain. He was not hurt, but wanted 110 more races down the mountain siilv. Tho arrival at Central was a great event fdr that little mountain city. The miners turned out to honor tho General, and from every housetop bunting was displayed. Arrangements were made to entertain tho party at the 'Poller House. Tho nankors of Gil pin County had mot and decided that rue General should, walk over a pave ment ot pure gold. Enough gold bricks wore 111 ho difforont bank vaults to mako a pavomont two foot wide from the main entrance of the Toller House to tho curbing whore tho stag would stop. It was put down on the morning of tho day of Ids arrival, and when tho door of the coach was opened tho General stepped out on solid gold, and walked a distauoo of thirty feet on the most p.'ccious and costly pavement tnat was ovor laid down for tho foot of man to tread on. St. Lwls Qlubn-Deinosrut. RELIGIOUS AND EDUCATIONAL. How curious it is that a man may seiioiisly doubt if lie is a Christian, but is very certain that lie is a llaptist, or Preshyterian, jr Methodist. Twenty years ago the gospel was not allowed to enter Spain; now there are between 10.000 and 12,000 adher ents to the evangelical churches. According to the most reliable statistics l.Vi of ;t!53 colleges pronounce by the Human method, 111 by the English method, anil- 31 bv the Conti nental. New York City is going to make tho experiment of manual training in a dozen of its public schools, witli tho purpose of extending the system if it shall prove successful. God's treasury, where Ho keeps His children's gifts, will bo like many a mother's store of relics of her children, full of things of no value to others, but precious in His eyes for the love's sake that was in tlieni. Fcnlon. The colored Baptists of Georgia will celebrate in June. 1SSS, the centen nary of the founding of their first church, .January -'0, 1788, in that State. There are, as the result of tho century's work, 1,100 colored Baptist churches, ."iOO ministers, 'J, 000 licenti ates and 100,000 members. There are i'Oo communities of tho Greek Church iu .Japan, with six teen priests and 101 native preachers, and the number of Japanese converts to that religion is l'-'.iOO. Tho number of churches and prayer-houses is 1 18, and there are three children's schools, witli a total of loO pupils. Indian apolis Journal. "1 hope I lias Migion, but I (loan know," I hal) liearn folks say, but 1 nobbor beam or man say: "I hopes I has money, but 1 doan know." Dat wirter Migion dat yer hopes yer's got but doan know, ain't gwino tor do yer no 1110' good den dor money what yer hopes yer's got but doan know. Ar kansaw Traveler. Some Dartmouth boys 'most too smart to live! surprised President Bartlett at tho senior rhetorical exer cises in the chapel tho other day when all the college students were assem bled, with a jackass, which they had hitched to the pulpit. When President Bartlett came to the platform, ho re marked: "1 perceive some of you havo lost your brother;" and then ordered the exercises to proceed, during which the donkey remained the guest of tho occasion. Our highest thoughts do not reach what will be the level of our happi ness hereafter. At first our everlast ing life will be like a summer's day, so calm and beautiful ami long. But it will prove a day that will last on and on and on. And when no night comes, and when we do not weary, and all tilings keep brightening about us, as the eyes of our understanding open thou, little by little, wo shall begin, in awe and wonder, to feel what it is to bo immortal. WIT" AND WISDOM. Disorder in a drawing room is vui gar; iu lyi antiquary's study, not; the black battle-stain on a soldier's face is not viilgar.bnt the dirty face of a house maid is. Ituskin. Only a Step. Nature mado tlio model man I With purfect form, though nude; ' The tullor dressed the fellow up I The limn was then a dude. Whitehall Times. Wife (0110 day after marriage) No, dear, don't give 1110 any money; I J might lose it Same Wife (0110 year I after marriage) I took $20 from your 1 poekctbook last night, John. N. Y. Sun. Mrs. O'Harrity Now put in an- ! other quart Grocer Why didn't you nsk lor a Halt-gallon at nrst anil Jiavo done witli it? Mis. O'Harrity Oeli, bless yez sowl! Ono quart i9 for me- self and t other is for Mrs. THE "OLD KELIABLF." Silverton Appeu . Octobers, 1887. Last sprint; 'his olllce purchased a bran new 10x15 "Old Reliable" job press of Messrs. Palmer & Hey, tho well-known printers' supply hoiine of Portland and San Francisco. After seven months' trial we heartily recommend it to the printers of this coast as tho cheapest, mroiiKest and best press in use. Printers may bra on their fancy presses, but give us tho "Old Reliable" for all kinds of work. Yours truly, 11. G. Guild. Two female burglars were recently ar rested in Now York, "Men must work and women weep, So runs the world away"! But they need not weep so much if they use Dr. Pierce's "Favorite Prescription, which cures all the painful maladies pe culiar to women. Sold bv druggists. Three Negroes were killed by an explos ion of u boiler In llogunsville, Ga, I'm- 'I'll roil! 'IYoii Ith'M iiimI i'nuuliw, use "Brown's Bronchial Troches." They possess real merit. WHO IS FELDHEIMERi The leading and reliable jeweler of Port land, He keeps the (Inesi stock and sods at lowest pri' es. Call uiliiiu. CONSUMPTION SURELY CUBED. TotlieKdltor: 1'lcasu inform your readers that I have u pos itive remedy for tlio uhovu named dlectute. Hy iu timely uio thoiisandtt of hopdcus cuhvh have been permanently cured, I uliull bu nat to tend two bottle of my remedy kukk to any of your reader who huvj conaumiitloii if they will send mo their KxprutM and I', 0, address. Itexpectfully, T. A. SLOCUM. M. C. lbl Pearl St, Now Yorlc If a cough disturbs your sleep, take Plso's Cure for Consumption and rest well. Miss Henrietta Kiscli committed suicide in New York City by hanging. Perfection Is attalued in Dr. Sago's Catarrh Remedy. SulUblo dower for a widow a widower. Wakeless Squirr-1 and Gopher termi nator. Try Iu and pro? Ii icmi 1 tho cheapest. Wakelee & Oi., S u I'V n ej'o. The numlor of trade dollars redeemed bv the treasttrv under the provisions of the net of March!!. 1SS7. was 7,,MI. The number imported, from the passage of the act to September , 1SS7. was S' 0,-' tit. The loss by abrasion was equivalent to IIUI trade dollars. A VALUABLE MEDICAL TREATISE. The edition for 1SSS of tho sterling Medical Annual kitwn as Hostctter's Almanac, Is now ready, und may bo obtained, free of coat, of druKKUts and ircneral country dealers in all pans of the I' idled Suites, Jlevieo, and Indeed 'In i'ory civilized portion of the Western Hem isphere. This Almamic lias boon issued regu larly at the eoiiimeneeiuent of every year for over one-tltth of a century. It combines, with the soundtht practical advice for the preserva tion Hud restoration of hcnlth, n largo amount of interesting and amusing light residing, and tho calendar, astronomical calculations, chro nnlogiotl items, etc.. are prepared with great eare. and will be found entirely accurate. The IsMioof Hosteller's Alumnae for 1SSS will prob ably be the largest edition of a medical work ever published iu any cuuntry. Tho proprie tors, .Messrs Hosteller & Co.. Pittsburgh, l'a on receipt of a to cent slamp, will lorwnrd a copy by mall to any person who cannot pro cure ono in his neighborhood. The Queen of Sweden has become insane. THE LEADING FEATURES of the Yoi'Tit's Companion Announce ment for IS-'S just published are its six illustrated Serial Stories, by Trowbridge, Stephens and others, and its two hundred Short Stories and Tales of Adventure, its articles by eminent writers, inclu ing the Right Hon. Win. II. Gladstone:, Professor Tyndall, Gen. Lord Wolseley. Louisa M. Alcott, Gen. George Crook, -and ono hun dred other popular authors. The t o.M I'anion lias two Million Readers a week, livery family should take it. Hy sending jour subscription now, with tfl.7.. you w ill receive it free to .Ian. I, 188, and a full year's subscription from that date. The liuglish walnut crop of Los Niets valley, Cal is estimated at luo,000. "BLOOD WILL TELL." Yes, the old adage is right, but if the liver is disordered and tho blood be. onics thereby corrupted, the bad "blood will tell" in diseases of the fkin and throat, iu tumors and ulcers, and in tubercles in the lungs (lirst stages of const, inptlon) even altliouuh the subject be descended iu a straight line from Richard Cieurde Lion, or the noblest Roman of thein all. For setting the liver in order no other medi cine in the world equals Dr. Pierce's "Golden Medical Piscovery." Try it and your "blood will tell" the story of its won derful elllciicy. A Chinaman in New York has gradu ated as a lawyer. IXtERIENCE OF AN EX-CHAMPIOIT. Athletes and men who take ordinary out-door exercise such as walking, running, bicycle riding, jumping, swimming, ten nis, etc., are nfteii the subjects of acute troubles. The experience of an ex-cliain-pion walker will be of interest to all who are alllictcd. 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I httvu madn IliH (liMi&Mi ol1 KITH. 1j'1L y.VHY i.r 1 AUJMJ KIOKNICSH a UU-nnt btutly, I vnrrant my rt'iimdy locuru ttit wont cam, Wwaum olhumtiavH failwl u no rwutim tor not nuw rc4gvuii a caw, K'M1 fitouca for a treatiwj mid a Vrwt Itottlu 1 of itjy iridillihlH rtinjddy, (iivo KinrtM and I'ott OMjch, II. U())'J'..(, C.tlHl IVurl HI. NtMV VorJt. A i in o t J LP rcHAfof"at,.l. N 0 I ".MOpot ruiuuiA WJl'iil. m A) (.LANDS, t'our liillllonacreg. "B 1 I DURE FITS' Cl'ltliS A 3,1. Hl'.MOltH, from n common tttotcli, or Irruption, to tlio worst Scrofula. Salt-rliettiu, 1 " I'over - nores," cnly or ICougli Skin, iu short, nil dlseiiM caused by bad. blood nro coii'imted 1))' this powerful, purl Ivltur. and InUgomtlng medicine. Circat liming I'leerN rapidly henf under Its be nign liillucnee. nspceiullv has it manifested lis potencv in citrlliir Teller, Hoho Itnnli, llolls, Cui-buiiclow, Sure I'.jcs, Seroi- TiIoiih Sores niul Swelling", JIlp olnt DIm-iiuc, WIillo Swelling. I (Jollrc, or Tlilck Neclc,nnd Ilnlnrgea ;iitiil. .Slid ten cents In stamps for a largo treatise, with colored plates, 011 Skin Diseases, or the same amount Tor n trcntlso on Scrolillolis AtTis tlons. 1 "Tin: iti.oon is to 11: 1,1 riv I Thoroiiul . 1 -iiise It bv using Sir. IMcrco'a , Joliten Medical iMscovcry, and good digestion, a fnlr sltln, buoyant hplr- 1111,11' 1 I till Ntrciigllt, wiM be established. which Is Serolnl.i 1.1 the l.imgH, is rr- rested and cured I . ilits v u 1), it talun be fore tho hist stnio s ol t 11 dl-.-neo ure itiiebed. From Its marvelous poiwr our t ! .1 tiirii ly fatal disease, when t.rst ''Vrliifr t'i's novr celebrated remedy to lb.- public, nr. I ncx thought seriously of calling it Ilia "toll sumption Cure,-' but hIhu doi.cd tlit mime as too limited for n tndli.in vhl 'h, l'toin its wonderful combination of tpnli.or streiiKtlienliig, p.Mcnitlxc, or blood-, leiuw n, luiti-blllous, pectoral, mid utitritltc proper ties, is uuequiilcd, tmt onlj as a remedy for consumption, but for all Chronic IMs cnneti of the Liver, Bteod, am! Lungs. If J 1 fee dull, drowsv, d' bllltnted, havo eullo.v color of sisin, or 1 llowisb-brow 11 spots oil iacv or hod, tivijiHiit lundnilit or dizzi ness, bail taste In 11. (.111I1, Interim! heat or chills, alk'rmillug with hot Hushes, low spirits and gloomy loivbodlnes, Iricgulur appetite, and coated tongue, jmi me suH'crlmr Iroui I lid iliCNt loo, I sprpsiti, ml,l Toi'tild I.lvei-, or " lilt Uhimicu." In many cases only part of tliew symptoms nro txpe rlenced. As a roincdv for all such caes, Dr. tMcrcc's (.'olden Medical Dis covery Is unsurpassed. 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