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About The Oregon scout. (Union, Union County, Or.) 188?-1918 | View Entire Issue (Nov. 6, 1886)
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A I'lill Not of Attachments. 3U'Altn.VATf.Il Vo.xfla. Scud for Circular. C. A. 1VOOD A- CO.. 17 Si. 10 111 Jj t., I'llilu., Va 1 bTt a oiiUve rcm.iy lurtu. ruotc ul.-.-i by llf u.o troaitnlf of cm. of th wnrit Llnd an1 of lone it.ndlnr liave been currtl. -In4cfl. io utronR I, nj flth In I's enracy. Ib.t I will icnl TWO 110TTI.K1 KItKE, toce htr with DaRLE T11UATISR on tlili (Hit. if. to rmyauHrrer. GlroKx pmt and r. o. aJdrtia. DR. T. A. BLUCUU, 111 I'.ar! St., M,Y. PACK, HANDS, FEET, nmlnlt tlirlrlmpcrfpctloim.Snrludlni; Fa cial Dew lopni' t, IIuirAim hcnlp. hup'r Ilnous Hair. U itli JltrUs, JIoU-h, Wnrts Moth, J'rwklf. Iteil Komv Acne, VAaclc Heads Scars Pitting Hiicl their treatment, Kend 10t fnrlwwil; nrl) iMtrrn. 4t h t!itlnn. Dr. J. It UMdbnrj, &7 N. IVai ItiL.Alliony.N.V., Kst'b'd 1870. EUAWT YOUf QlIvener?ctlo man WtfiAIUI t JJ I or woman netdinff profitable employment to repicwut us In every county. Salary 175 ier month and erteiiBOfl. or a largo commlBalon on sales If preferred. Goodit staple. KTery on buvs. Outfit and iartlcular8 Krrr. STAKDAltD SILVEllWAXU: CO.( liOHTOS, MAS3L EYF.EAR, n afursa and Naanl rntarrh prnnanent y nired. Olnrei fitted for all forma of defcu- tt'Te rla'on. MArr P. nr n a Artlllclilcyei'V'-'OC; OO nKUft I laaeitrd. Addreai Dr. IM I'E V, Oma'u. Jfeh. fiiemwlnder. Varranlt-U uellable. t,eu lo any ouo who will pet 8 suhaeribeni for the beat 50. cent" - a- year riaixr In tlm world. Sample rorlca and nrw premium list t-REfc Addresi. Af"'llt.TtI'l',T.rfaolnefVJl3. unriiTP uiiurrn toarii ao vi:i Y JCl'O and lll'U MUCH lO UrtlllCU M.vrill.NKN I'ATTLKNS. f' r makinir Mum. Tlulca, liooda, Mlttena, etc. feenc bv mail for 1. flKCfl.Alta KH K V.. ItlISS as CO., '1'UI.EIIU, OHIO. 0 0000 MhU encnretloworkerihuHlntmliUiUseetlon. Salarj W itcferencea. Am. M,frfH,ne. la Barclay St.. If. Y. PTIKSMl I OrriCrAlH'Vay.rtnantT.T.te. JJJUOlL'ilOJ Wr,e f .r rircul .ra and law-. Kren. a. w. Mccormick & son, Cincinnati, o. HOEVIf? fTUIlY. llok--keeplnZ"munTe7 , V . 1 enmiililn.Arlihmetlr. Short hand. r'c. tboio; u , tiiucht by null Clrcnliirs Xrix-. Klti A l"h COI,i.l.(ii . llunuio. .V.Y. 3 Sure roller . KIDDER'S PA8TILLES. K (BKSOraiKrr-':mritown. Mais. $5 to $B a day. Stmplea wfit i Jl ro FRKK. Unn i ,1 nn lr tut h f'er. writ Brewator Safety Rein Holder Co., Holly, Mich. ftANCER. Wiwuil'lilel. UK. r. Tumor, and I'lcrrsenred. rrWat llOFpllal lor I'ai.rnia. write lot ts. UULLtl, uuwaukce.vtu. ARFMTQ ItflMTCn For OieNewntand Hfat Mil- mm f rtuu wvu ierw. l VX: ', : 'le uook -vrr.utiuui. ror , Dl, '1 IirUHll, 610., UBO BtOWart'8 lieftl icnua e. clroulAi-a addreaa N ATinval. 1L'B On. LhlrafFf, I . i , Sour of the collector "While the rngiriB 1)111 oh roll." .uT.mrLfnlcUiel,,n8'llc,nel l'l.co'i Cure for Con iuuipdoa. bold turrywfaeru. 25c. nnnDo11' tlle Wu',''umU defaulter, stole ToMiccrWull)- Act lpoiillieLlvrrund IJilc, tiiko email doses of Carter's Little Liver Pills. When a fool enters the newspaper busi ness he leaves it a wise man. The habit of running orer boot, or abacs corrected Willi L)ou, l'ttleut litel btllTtntr. wrreciea Tim Omaha Typ foundry ran furnish new newspaper outllls on short not Prices sanio us in Chii-Hjo and freiyu. sirvudy paid tu Umuhu. and Women seeking health, strength and energy, should avoid Drugs, Secret Medi cines, etc.. and send for "The Keview," or "Health and Strength Regained," a largo Illustrated Journal, publish ed entirely for their benefit. It treats on health, hygiene, physical culture, unit rnesl lent subjects, and Is a complete cncyclopredla of Informa tlon tor suffering humanity alUlcted with lor.c-st.iniUnrr, chronic, nervous, exhausting and pnlntul diseases. Every subject that bears on health and human happl ness receives attention In its paces; and the many questions asked by al'lrifr persons wnd Invalids who bnvo desnalredof a cure aro Answered, and valuable Informa- " DON'T PAY A BIG PRICE!" n 1.4., I'ujfl lor a YilAlt's sub 00 OeiltS Hcription to tho Weekly A.Ml'UIC.lN ItUItAt, o.mi:, IloclieHtlT, K. Y., without prfiniuiu "tho t'lieiipcHt, uml Host Weekly in tlio World," S page. -18 columns, 10 years old. For Onb Doli.au you Imvo o.vu choico from over loO dd'orent Cloth bound Doi.i.ak Yolumkm, H00 to 1)00 pp., nlid paper one yenr, post-paid. 15ook post ure, lfc. Extra. tiO.000 hooks (iven nwity. Among them arc: Law Without Lawyers; Family Cyclopedia; Farm Cyclopedia; Fnrmurs' and Stockbreeders' Guide; Com mon Sense in Poultry Yard; World Cyclo pedia; Danelson's (Medical) Counselor; 5oys' Useful Pastimes; Five Years lleforo the Must; Peoples' History of United States; Universal History nt all Nations; Popular History Civil War (both sides). Any oxt: book and paper, one year, all post-paid, for $1.15 only. 1'aper alone, G5c. Satisfaction guaranteed on books and Weekly, or money refunded. Ueference: Hon. O. IL P.umnvs Mnviii- Pnnlipsl it. " mm. n j cm. iiuwraiu,,!,!. : .uiimsuiiiL'rj, jiia., una csiauiisiieii iiuar antino against liiloxi, Miss. Tv Liiit'k)' ITIen. TVoshtnston (U. C.) Star, Oct 7. .John Connor ol this city hold ono-tcnth ol ticket Ko. ai,n83, that drew tlio llrst capital prize ol 510,000 nt tho drawinj; of Tho Louisiana State Lottery Company, September 14th. Mr. Connor worked in Caminack & Decker's linio kilns on 12Sth str -ot near K. Ho bonhb tho ticket lor himself and a colored man named Jako Simnis, each contributing lltty cents. Mr. Connor's story, as told by him to a Star reporter, is rather at rango and interesting. Ho has always been n hard-working, in dustrious mini, but tho demands of n grow ing family have mudo it dillicult for him to keep his "head above water" in tidinnticial sense. "This was my litth ticket," ho said to tho Star reporter, "or rather one-fifth ticket, for I have put in only half a dollar a mouth. Last month I had so much to pay out, doctor's bills and other things, that I thought! would drop tho lottery ticket, Still I kopt thinking of it. Olio night 1 was awakened, as I thought, by some one call ing my nauio. I roso, went to tho window and looked around, but could soo nor hoar no one. All the timo tho lottery ticket was in my mind. 1 went to tno unit noxi (iny, and nsKeu ona of my fellow workmen to go in vmii mc, telling mm tho ticket would surely win; but ho declined. Then Jako Simnis gave mo half a dollar, and I bought a ticket. I chalked tho number on u board in tho kiln, and said to my fellow workman. 'Chris, you have missed it; that tickot will draw Sir.,000.' Somehow 1 felt perfectly sure oi il, and you Know the rest. Mr. Connorobtained thelli,000 througl tho Adams Kxpress coinpnnv, and at ouco deposited it in bank, half to his own credit nud half to that of Simnis'. Ho has quit work at tho kiln, and will soon inovo from his humblo homu near the kiln to a place no has nought for himself in houthWnsh ingtou, whero ho proposes to go into busi ness for himself. Uy this favor of fortuuo ho has been raised from straightened cir cuinstunccs to comparative independence, Mr. Connor speaks of his good luck in a tono of devout thankfulness. Simnis, too, hail a largo family dependent upon him, and has made prudent and thrifty use of Ins good fortune. A candidate for a political office is too often judged by his cigars. A Great Itivurl will bo secured by those who write to llnl lett it Co., Portland, Maine. Full infor mation will bo sent you. froo. about work that you ran do and live at homo wherever you nre situated, that will pny you from S5 to $25 nud upwards a day. A num ber have earned over $50 in a dny. Capi tal not needed; Ilnllett & Co., will start you. IJoth sexes; nil nges. Tho chanco of n lifetime. All is now. Now is tho time. Fortunes nro absolutely sure for tho workers. Kehr's New York desk factory wn dam aged 100,000 by fire. Carter's Little Livor Pills will be found nn excellent romcdy for sick-headache. Thousands of letters from people who have used them prove this fact. Askyour drug gist for them. Minnie Siegler died nt Indianapolis from wounds indicted by her husband. Tlio Kent I'oroiiN I'laalcr, Carter' Smnrt Weed und Helladonun Iiuckacho Flusters. Tho humorist's labor is writo funny, nftor all. The Frnzor Axlo Greaso is better nud cheaper than any other, at double tho price. The latest nuthorative estimate places tho total human population on the earth ut 1,450,000,000. For Cuts, Galls, Old Soros, Bcratch- mg rowuer, i& ana 60 cents a box. A Chicago judge roIua.es papers to a Chinaman. naturalization Again the Nebraska Stnte Fair awarded the Business College, Lincoln, Neb., tho premiums for business college work. The displuy was the finest over made. Informa tion sent free. Montreal conservatives advise the pro vincial government to remain in power. If sflllctcd with t"ore Kyeg, iue Ir. I-aso Thomptou' live Water. VrugglM soil II. o C. W. IL C'indott, of wewt craiy in New York. San Francisco, The Omaha Type foundry can furnish new uewepuper outfits on short uutlo. Prices mi ma us in Chicago aud freight already paid toOaiuhn. iR:srills, Mistnko. Mr. W rririns was licuril to suv tlia tlio failure of tho partliquako won aiunhiltite h in as n pror'uosticator.1 Jt is n j) ty fiat Wijrgin, as jropnos ticator lo tho Qiu-oii, v.ill bo obliged tli row up lt;.s job, but lie ought to hav sense enough to know that during the nam tunes the i niton btates eanno afl'onl to have its whole surface torn ti into strips, just to pieaso him. u me mint was Known, tins sain nianWirrgns ought lobe tarred feathered, and pulled through a barbe wire fence. He doesn't know an earth quake from a cao of fever and chill and yet lie has it published broaden tiirougti too land that upon a givei date certain portions of our rontinen will l o attacked with a severe case bowel complaint, and snort, ami coug and tumble about like a thing of life therein causing great destruction life and property among tlie people win reside thereon. liat could this V 1 gins know about our lankee earth tpiakes as ho sits way up there Canada chasing comets through th neavens wnn a cross-eyed telescope ji (iocs not tauo a great stretch imagination to clo.-o ones eves, and se him as he sits up on the roof of hi house. A cute little yellow Knglisl gaiway on eaeli check through wine iiio.cooi evening uree7.o is won to sift, a long calico tires mg gown hanging from his shouldi: like a bed quilt on an old coal stove, an a pair of slippers upon his wealth o: feet, that were presented to him las Christmas bv an old maid sister. Tlier he sits with this telc.ooio. and weathc machine, trying to manufacture weatl or to the Queen s taste ever and anon more over than anon ho jots dow some odil looking marks in his book while the marks are vet warm. lie iu:ni to his telescope, draws a bead on sonn unlucky lcni.ile star and trios to stare out of countenance. Hnally, as ho pau ses for a moment in doubt as to what In Will do next, lie give a start, as thoug no nau i ecu struck m tho face with stocken lull of mud, and placing hi hand to his cupola of meditation, soon lost in deep thought. Long ponders, and tlio bright Canadian frosi is beginning to form on tlio surface lis breech-loading telescope when ho at last seen to move. With his dison gaged fin, he reaches up and remove. the hand from his brow and lots it d ro ut his side with a dull tint ding, ding Ho reaches up and puts an empty tu i ant pan over tno muzzle ot Ins tele SCOIie. Closes his book with aliancr. an with a Cicroninio-exprcssion on Ins fao exclaims: 'I'll do it ye know, I'll d it ha jove! 1 II predict an earth quake that will make those vul gah iankees twomblo as the nevah twembled beforah. I will jove, and so saying ho disappear! iiiroiign uio seuiue in the root and tin imagination ceases to longer imag. Ho didn't know any moro about tin earthquake than a hog does about Sun day school, but he knew that the Soutli was being more or loss twisted out shape, and he thought it would bo preny saio promotion, as there wa liable to be another shock at an - a "I . t - 1 moment. Jiowever; ino tatcs won against him; the earth failed to quaki ai nits appointed time, and tho result if that Wiggins is the most despised mar in tins country to-day. If h nun ieu wen enough alone, am gone on lying about the weather all would have boon well with him bill no; ho must create a sensation, ant get his name in the papers, no matte: how much -tillering is costs other II 1.. . I e . liiiiiui-eiis oi ingnteiiPd people m am about Charleston, foolishly believed ir the prediction ot Mr. Wiggins and slepi uiii in uie open air, not iianngto ventun into their homes for fear of being crush ed to death. Can this man, Wiggins, tiunuot tins without blushing for shame Can ho think of tlio delicate womei and tender children who were obligee to risk their lives by sleeping in tin open air, all for fear that his infamous prediction would come true, without at least, cno pang of sorrow? Hit! what can wo do when a man will do hi.' talking from Canada? If ho was only located a few miles farther south, where the people whom he has wronged could get a chance at him, it is safe to saj that there would bo one loss Wig in this world. Tlio only thing loft, to dc is to hire some large, able-bodied mac with a list like a bladder of dried put ty, to go there and pound the golblast ed weather prophet all out of shape. For some timo past tlio few woathet prophets who luivo taken up their ubodo in our fair land, have been in tho habit of predicting some great and lior. riblo disaster, from timo to time, but il got to bo a regular thing, people ceased to become frightened, and would little, or no attention to tho nothings of these would-bo somebodies. Hut as"il has got to stop now, and tho soonoi tho bettor. There ought to bo a law passed compelling these prognostic: tors to nav a heavy license, and whmi their predictions failed to come true, they should bo obliged to nay a lino, or go to jail. In this way a great deal ol this foolishness would bo abolished. -I'ccli'd Sun. Ho Was a Conductor. " I want to match anvbodv in r cnock-doivn contest," said a delicate- looking man as he ste lliutil into newspaper ollico and addressed the sporting editor. "I-oather weight. I sunnosn." rv marked tho snorting editor. 'Hon t lliako anv diflbrenen Imw blr. or how little lie is. I can do him up." "How much on a side. " "Anything from gl.000 to 5,000 i side; make it $500 forfeit." "Hare lists." "Certainly; how could wo work with glovos on?" "Qucensbarry rules?" "I don't know anything about the Quoensberry lino. Whero does Jt run to?" "Thero is evidently a misunderstan ding. Didn't I understand uhi to sav you wished to make a match for Ii prizo-fight?" "Never thought of such a thing." "You said a Kiiook-down contest?" "Certainly." "And aro not a fighter?" "No, I urn a conductor." -St. J'au, Gin!.. Wild Flourr. Wild Ilowers aro now quite the fashion. At a weddlni; that recently took place tho display of wild (lowers was beautiful In tho extreme. Curtains of wood terns were caught back with golden rod, and a bower of holly and oak wur fringed with clusters of the srarlet bittersweet berries. Daisies were also used in abundance, while the beauty of the little church of St. John was enhanced by tho masses of white blossoms and oak branches, as well as roses aud hydrangeas. The wide spread fame of Dr. Hull's Cough Syrup is justly won by its own merits, and the reputation it has gained has been secured by its universal use. Till Itlnii 'S'olil tlio l.at Story. A party of gentlemen at a lliriuinghnin hotel were telling stories one night recently ot famous shots aud how many quails, partridges, ducks and other birds had been killed at a single discharge. After listening to what seemed a wilful exaggeration ly different nairators, a stranger who was piesent volunteered his experience ot Ids only uso of the fatal doubled barreled gun as follows: "I went into tho field one dny to try gun ning. The only game I discovered was an immense (lock ot blackbirds. I should say there were 10,000 in tho llock. Slowly I crawled up to them, nud w hen not more than four lods away tho birds rose in a solid mass. 1 fired both barrels, aud how many do yon think 1 killed?" Different guesses wero made by the parly, ranging from twenty to 100. "Not one," said the stranger, "but I went w.th my brother to look for results aud wo picked up four bushels of legs. Iliad shot a little miller." This was tho last story. New Haven News. Tho most astonishingly beneficial results have followed the uso of lied Star Cough Cure by thoso affected with throat and lung troubles. Price, tweaty-livo cents. letting .Honey. Chief Drummoud, of tho Unites States treasury department, stationed at New lork, is a broad-shouldered, heavy-st man, and weais heavy-rimmed spectacles tie has a wonderful jaw aud can hlto :i counterfeit coin in two, from a dollar to a live-cent piore. No matter when or whero lie is, ho invariably bites a spurious coin in two when ho sees it. Ho bit a dime for a street car conductor not long ago, and tho latter wanted to jumponhlm. The plucky I'luef made him show every coin ho had. passenger declared it was an outrage and told the chief that ho fiequently passed counterfoil money. When the detective calmly opened his coal and showed his badge, tho self-confessed shover ot tho queer immediately left tho car. N. Y. Ex press. A lingo derrick-polo fell and severely injured tho foot of Mechanical Kagineer L. It. lloyt at tho Now Orleans Kxposi t it'll, and after only threo applications of st. .lacoiis oil, all tlio swelling and pain disappeared. Tlio Severn Tunnel. The tunnel under tho estuary of tho river Severn, in Knglnud, on tho lino of tho Great Western railway, which has occupied thir teen years in construction, has at last been successfully completed. It is ono ot tlio greatest engineering achievements of mod ern times. Tho length of tho tunnel proper is about four miles. For upwards of two miles it passes under tho estuary of tho Severn, and at high tide tho water over It is about 100 feet in depth. Tho tunnol lino, with the cuts, is upwards of seven miles in length. For moro than four miles tho tun nel is driven through hnrd I'ennanu stone, It is twenty-six feet wido by twenty feet high, and is lined with vitrified brick. Tho ccs't is 2, 000,000. In inininc districts whero men hnvo been burned or bruised by caielissness, Salva tion Oil has been used to great advantage. It is now 'sold by all druggists at twenty livo cents a bottle. Ten ncrsons wero noisoucd bv nrscnic in cider in Adrian, Midi. For producing n vigorous growth of hair upon bald heads, uso Hall's Hair ltenewor. Kvery druggist will recommend Ayer's Aguo'cure, for it is warranted to cuio. Tlio earth is sunnoscd to loso timo at the rate of licit a second in n century. A Mr. Johnston, student of Omaha Commercial College, is filling a lurrativo position as book-keener for A.D.Morse. Omaha's leading merchant. Iteturns of tho French census show tho population to ho '18, 000,000. Pnicici.v Ahii Hittuuh wnrm up and Invig orate the stomach, improves and struniith- ens tho digestive organs, opons tho poios, promotes nersnirntion. and canalizes the circulation. As a corroctorof a disordered system thero is nothing to equal it. Tho miners in thoShamokiii, Pa., district aro still dissatisfied. No cut iiATi.'B.inouTTiiiH. Only to answer tho constant cull for a good and low priced cough and croup remedy do wo now intro duce our Allen's Lung Italsaiii in three sir.es, 2!c, COc and $1.00 a hottlo at all druggists. Most women aro clothcB ohservors. Hood's Sarsaparilla Tt prcptret from Ssriaparllla, Datnlcllon, itandralce. Dock, I'll t'iicwa, Junlprr Ilerrlei, and other well- known and vul uablo vcsrtable remedies. The row lilnttlon, proportion, an I preparation are pn- lar to Hood's fniranparllla, tlvlni It curativo power nut poaieaicd by oilier medlcluiJ. Iteffccls rviuarkaMt) lurciwl.cre others (all. Purifies the Blood Vo oilier preparation lias such a purlfylns effect nroD the blood as llool's Eariaparllli. It cradtcatel every Impurity, and cures Fcrofulo, Salt Itlieum, Hulls, I'lmples, all Humors, Dyspepsia, lllllousness, oleic Ilralactie, Indigestion, Uancral IJeoKtty, a Itrrh, Itheumatls-n, Kidney and Liver Complaints. It orercumes that cxtrems tired feellm, aud build up the tystetn. Hood's Sarsaparilla lis, met unparalleled suceets at home. Such hat become Us popularity In Lowell, litis , wheio It Is made, that whole neighborhoods are taking It at the same time. The same noa.lcrful success Is extend ing all ci cr tin couutrr. Its positive merit make Bow friends dallr. Hood's Sarsaparilla Bold hr all dtuiifiits. in sit for U. Prepared It 1. 1. HOOD & CO., Lowell, Mala. IOO Doses One Dollar .Mnriililiib lliildt Cureilluld tu'ji)iiitr. Nuiia till UuraOa I'K J. braruam. I.euauju. Oula. V. H. V., Oiuuha a'dt-i. OTJT- 'X'JLrJLJLS OUT! tr"Thla Adfcrtltement will Positively rot appear acaln. Take Advantage of thU Offer, B ibacriM to-day BEFORE Wo iloBlre to uocuro FIMv Thounantl How Subscrlbom to THE WEEKLY NE.VS. I """The Orttteit Offer Ever Mde by ruponaible publisher,. J J , 3rd Orand alisiriMioi. by THE WEEKLY NEWS' ThfLetdin, Newjpipirof St. Joep'j, Mo. nmHho only Nowapopor In the World that oonltWoW lerusou luiuacrt an tulvertlnomont In Its columnn. Only SI. 30 tor our paporanda it r.. n 1. Ca.li vr.nt In aroM I I' i'l l-isrnt In K"M S. i t r'pnt In roM I. '.h nt,-nt iti -,lil f r.i-li irenr In tfold t. litil IHY1 lit 111 ffOl.l ? i-.-h itro.eiit In KoM . mi rMiut In rol-l V 1 l.ot 111 Kan.liiU., Knt. lo .11 Ml e.- llol.l Vt'atrhr II. H ai'ir. of titntl insmitht'in Kiui. U a.'O anlendlj Wali'llpa ll lie l.M 1.0 K) Our OctoVnll.trllml on ir.n .. minolljm iivm, faiit- timitn,t ppi-wna taklns ilrintntour llftar- 1 olTi-r to ,uIi-viIIh to tin- liei n,iw,p.iiar In I He neat. Not i lw-il lint a n itiniiil nip'i' Imlonnniln iM polilloi. mo ml In tonp, n Intrintlin, ruiiib e f iiu.ly iij,ii.iier. Tne roiloivuiir lttir'iai"c lr tli -mwlrx llolriiB. auk.. Oct. . ll.-)i(v Xeir I'ttb. St. n, li.-Oentlcmen It wa with froliriTiur ilr'lirnt aii I nliM.iiif that 1 lomie.l my ticket hti lr.ivu thu il.nui jrou nilvrml. Am vrrr miiih ilv. a th tin- U'vWv .Wir sim (MHf.au. Sunn l.iKi:, Mn , ivt I.IW. Wty Yi-M-a fHlt. Ct.. St. .(Mfil. .li. nrntlrmrn Am moro than crAtn. fnl In J on for uur rromi'liirH in Infoiinln; ins 1 lmJ dritxn an orfun. Will ilo all I ran tur tbo .Yfir. AUB-ioan I'ATTOM Mr OnriK O.. Oct. ". Ihitty AVwn J'nK Ot.. St. .rucnA. Jn.-Oentli-mfn- Jut nci'lrml ymrchrrk for $iiO. Yon may npect l'r lit of mbaonbora from hrc. The Weekly Xeirn is a rtli')iilil paper Murnvn. Mo., Ort (1. IJ.M-Prtly .V-ir I'M 6. Oi.. St, Joseph, .lln Oentlomen: Yours pnrlo.i'nff chncfc forSiaiKt li.itid. thanka for onr prntiuit nrtlon. Amiiell I lu(vl with t io pipt-r rii iiii.k Oovovav lvnikv. K . net t. ISM-llrly .V.-t l'ati. V.. sr Joaxru. Mo 1 airrreililv aurpilH t to loirn S lieU tho fortunato iiumltr tli.it ilrvw the top lujvy. Tho Weekly Xeict t mo. I worth tho ml a K"MV, Mo.. Ort. t, I'M Dm'tf Xftri l'itt. O'.. St. Jo.'e)i, nentlcmcn Jnat rei-rhrl your check ror 1T. 1 aliall pier lemomber your proinp'r.e., ani i ik a irooJ woril for thu Weekly Xeirt K. DoxM Tit it. 5omny lettfrs havebesa rcisivel front person, dnwlnj; prtsmtsthat th Itmount, given mutt tufflw. Vlalili Cillvrr. AtchNon. Knn., "Hit n'elnlhr. 30. Krnnk T Hirl. ft. Jorph, ena'i JI00. Mnirijte l.anr fowl. MlllhrooW, K'a , chaml.er art, VI. Viv Sohrniler, St. I.oul,. pall l'i. J. ( MacSp uiJ,n. Chlrnru.CllL tol.ii M'll. St. Joacph. on-h Jul sOlla n liirt. l.it.ir ip. ,M.i.. wateli Mule Cull. Kinvn citv ra.htti Jlth'.. rAiIImm an I S,vH at in laiil i:ncllai h xilia mi l wnrka of notion -ro nUo ilr.m-n. John Ti taon Sklilmore. Mo., wiitih. l. S llujrll. M. Jo-epli, lo., raah $10. Mr. I'. II. smith, Vralir, Mo . cull lHril. fnrirnlrr Kuna.ia Cilr. Mo . eah $w. J. It. llilnk.Moiiinl I'lty, Mo., rnah IW. Writo to ani of Ihi- uliovi tiliiif! pir(l- ctiil hi-ar w hat tht-y leivo to any. ill' ST A I'll W AVO II UN. Wf itlir nil priidt on nita.rlptlon hv riturnlni- i lnrso portion of fie rt rr'Pta In tntuiry anil pn-acnta Thia I. ilono to obtain a Unto subscription liat, We foul auro th.it onco aula aerllwr. von v a'wai iiiiiilnvltli ml KVi:itY M'liM It 1 1 1 Ki'inilloiltoa pre .cut. Yon py nollilnj for tho projont, ns tlio YVoolcly Neivs U worth liotiblo the m-.tiev I luw (.f't Oil t ll1lll ll ii4 -To einlnln how we nro nlilo In make auch bhrnl nffp-. , we Mill morelv etalo that wo pin- forinn-t of theo pioiiiltinia wllli niliprtMiur In "Tlio linily Npwh " For in f si iiicp, ti e ptPF.iut l'l uio wo ofl i I- pnl. I for In niliertUmir, So wl h nil the ottipra, exct-pt tho paali firrml nip, him la tnp ioion we nrt pii'Iihimi 10 iini'raucn niiorni prcmiunia. t;ipry aun.pi n,er pnu iin u. n Rrnt furor bj liitoi'mliiK lilaiici;,iliors of (liliaUr.iollio otr.'r I'ost iii.isIpim nre .mlhorlaeil to recall e subsiuiptioiu. rmcw licit $i.r.o to tiih mjivn,' t St Joaeoli. Mn., nnil yonr nanio will ho i-nippM fir one jeir's siitiaci Iptlnn nn.l n premium receipt nnm hpinl -li iluiiiloilo from our atili enplion lio.kawill ho aent to your nil.l i-i-f i. Olio vimr full namp. tawn. 1 OH 11 1 l mi phi . .y .' - i - - m, "v. pit iv tu i Willi l'lli..iil ni p.lhl to the aubai-rlber a ml.lro-i . 'o 11 1 li' II I In il villi lie paid ti l.otlera mil em tinioiliit of Slltiat'rlpllon l.n linrlosrit. llr.KriiKScr-a Nnxton Nilou.il Ilink, StntoPivlm-a llnnk anil the Hu In si Men vt bt .lit ph. oriuiy or tho Coiiim-i,,lfit iirfpniii-a. ,bl'-oi nil I 'Iter-, to "The New. 1'u hashing CJ.i.. Np .is lltlitillnir. ht Jo oph Mil. The oPIIcpra nnil illi rclor t of thli comip 'iiv arii -J. W sponper, inpaiilpui. 0 .1 Mn n r pi-ri tirv and t.-eiurcr l'. I A, M Sit'ii pr -i.li'iil nl' Saion NnMonnl II .nk W A P. M 'lionnhl. of tlio wholosa o liouii nfll I lien, iii lil A I'o .lame M tln'l nr the v . II kn i Il firm of tin iliVllnll III i-plntu Hone rpntiltiA vntr tAUifinl with th buvt T It P K M,RI, I lK tl 1111 phi no", aeilil lor ileorinth e Tho host nnd surest Hcniedy for Curo of all diseases caused liy any derangement of tho Liver, Kidneys, Stomach mid itnurh. Dysnciisin, Sick Headache, Constipation, illlluug Complaints and llnlnrluofall kinds I yield readily to tho tieucllccnt lnllucncc of It Is pleasant to tho taste, tones tip tlio system, restores and preserves health. It Is purely Vegetable, and cannot fall to provo he ncllcial, lioth to old and youn. As a lllood rurlllrr It Is superior to all others. Sold ovcryivhcre at 81.00 a bottle. ..KlT I WH -ial V 1U " -r- WH TqilU or UP" i Tn : i v iju iinn-- L r ru H-rr.nT innuu - ..en Fllr- i ' 1 ii " I UN" i HOW TO USE CREAM BALM.! I'lncc a particle of the j Axi't-Hin urn-:, Unlm lulo cucli nostrllB aiiditrawair inzbrcathsi throiiKli tho none. It will he adsorbed and lie I pin ll work of rleim, I hiVaiidhPHilnvthndfa HAYFtvRm rued inpiiil.riiii.. lit nil jya Inriitiiiiiiitilriii andfj I ruveiiis iresu cuius. HOT A LIQUID cr SNUFF. Xo nofsonnua ilrif-a So offensive odur. MAY-fKEVEE? n.-- - Il ft A ptrtlrle Is applied Into enli nlile in ue. 1'rlco ' rtt hv II nor HI nnd It ncrra- mull fir at flrn i'lul Hi ml for circular. ELY 1IICU rilUItB, OrugjltU, Owrifu, X. Y. ASK I'OU TIIK W. L. DOUGLAS llcst material, perfect fit, equals any J3 urffiahoe, errrjr pair warranted, 'lake none nnlrss ttampeu " W. I. Douslat' fSOUhhoe. Warranted'' Onnireaa jiuiiuii n.i i j.ao. jmya am for the V. 1 Doiiulua' S!.00 Mlllll. Mill, SlyTrt at the MWBhoe, It you cannot ers. send addrrlt on postal SJ earrl In W. 1.. Douirlaa. .VV !-,..... ii... .r VI"" .V. mi m .1 rf curcs Mf.i Alt riff ruir IJoitUoucliHyriip. Tualpa cihnI, Use In time. Kolil by ilrunitlata. TH mm 1 M If not rrrpi4 pute this n your hat. 4 FREE? NOV. 20. 'S6. NO BLANKS! tiii: i.isr v. it iiii.i. v. $ " tt Oil! I plight fUne II one r-u I'M n On T ii litis' li' O iff Cllitnlif i St-t ... ') IT I sn tof riotli". rrun II I'inn-oi .. " ,11 1 '1 .hi Wit -'i n.im riirli x An.liuir... 119 , M CO a n "n . 4.VT) , vn , li iu .uimtn rr mi K n-t ,; nr I- H.nfli) K.miilM-l i: n l!l H ,.!; l 3D1. Ilnrllah Worn of Hcllrll ti ) W.-fklv N-wi srninif llar.ilnei... S3. 1 farm Wno.i I -Sil, ii ill bo an it lo thonent a mi lln us JO p lid up iilMeiiilloiifl, .III biMlirli lhutp.1 Xn rmler !0, Isiil. All tlmt pan bo mulled will bo tent po.it . Krvixht pliiiicos will bo paid by tho aulierlber. in. iirni n n ,in 113 jv p iki up Ml ,'-riip 11,11a, Is ThR Best Waterproof Goat mr Made. Don't wnto your money on a cum or rnhber cnaL Tim FISH IlltAND BUCKTirS Isnbaolulely h (rrnmlir n.l rmiiir, nn.l will keep you ilrv ill tho lianlett luruil Ak lor Uio' TISII lOtAND" smckeu uml Inknnn other. If nnr alon.ifepordnel plnlotrno to A .1. lOWI'U, TJil SiuinionaKt . I'o.lon. 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