The Oregon scout. (Union, Union County, Or.) 188?-1918, November 06, 1886, Image 7

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a, b . a m nnn tion Is volunteered totvll whoe.ro In neMol ructl leal advice.
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YOUNG AND MIDDLE AGED MEN, ind others who eufTer from nervons and
physic" lilluyi f?xlwt& YtaltvrelnatuK decllne.'etc. aro especially ticnentcd by conultinK
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aid or counsel, rpad It before " doctoring " or lnvcstlnp In medicines or appliances of nnv description,
and you will save time, money and disappointment. II uslnc medicine or medical treatment ol auy
kind, read It and lenru the better way. ... . . ., , , . ., ,.. ,
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practice mediclne'cnd points out the only safo, simple and effective, road to health, vigor and bodily
""'Electric Belts cml all curative appliances nre treated npon: all about them-whlch are cenulnp.
which are boirut. Hells on thirty days trial (T) and other fallacies ,rayewe.l. Thnuaaiids of de lara
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troaitnlf of cm. of th wnrit Llnd an1 of lone it.ndlnr
liave been currtl. -In4cfl. io utronR I, nj flth In I's enracy.
Ib.t I will icnl TWO 110TTI.K1 KItKE, toce htr with
DaRLE T11UATISR on tlili (Hit. if. to rmyauHrrer. GlroKx
pmt and r. o. aJdrtia. DR. T. A. BLUCUU, 111 I'.ar! St., M,Y.
PACK, HANDS, FEET,
nmlnlt tlirlrlmpcrfpctloim.Snrludlni; Fa
cial Dew lopni' t, IIuirAim hcnlp. hup'r
Ilnous Hair. U itli JltrUs, JIoU-h, Wnrts
Moth, J'rwklf. Iteil Komv Acne, VAaclc
Heads Scars Pitting Hiicl their treatment,
Kend 10t fnrlwwil; nrl) iMtrrn. 4t h t!itlnn.
Dr. J. It UMdbnrj, &7 N. IVai ItiL.Alliony.N.V., Kst'b'd 1870.
EUAWT YOUf QlIvener?ctlo man
WtfiAIUI t JJ I or woman netdinff
profitable employment to repicwut us In every
county. Salary 175 ier month and erteiiBOfl. or a
largo commlBalon on sales If preferred. Goodit staple.
KTery on buvs. Outfit and iartlcular8 Krrr.
STAKDAltD SILVEllWAXU: CO.( liOHTOS, MAS3L
EYF.EAR,
n afursa and Naanl rntarrh
prnnanent y nired. Olnrei
fitted for all forma of defcu-
tt'Te rla'on. MArr P. nr n a
Artlllclilcyei'V'-'OC; OO nKUft I
laaeitrd. Addreai Dr. IM I'E V, Oma'u. Jfeh.
fiiemwlnder. Varranlt-U uellable. t,eu lo any ouo
who will pet 8 suhaeribeni for the beat 50. cent" - a- year
riaixr In tlm world. Sample rorlca and nrw premium list
t-REfc Addresi. Af"'llt.TtI'l',T.rfaolnefVJl3.
unriiTP uiiurrn toarii ao vi:i
Y JCl'O
and lll'U
MUCH lO UrtlllCU M.vrill.NKN
I'ATTLKNS. f' r makinir Mum.
Tlulca, liooda, Mlttena, etc. feenc
bv mail for 1. flKCfl.Alta
KH K V.. ItlISS as CO.,
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itcferencea. Am. M,frfH,ne. la Barclay St.. If. Y.
PTIKSMl I OrriCrAlH'Vay.rtnantT.T.te.
JJJUOlL'ilOJ Wr,e f .r rircul .ra and law-. Kren.
a. w. Mccormick & son, Cincinnati, o.
HOEVIf? fTUIlY. llok--keeplnZ"munTe7
, V . 1 enmiililn.Arlihmetlr. Short
hand. r'c. tboio; u , tiiucht by null Clrcnliirs
Xrix-. Klti A l"h COI,i.l.(ii . llunuio. .V.Y.
3 Sure roller .
KIDDER'S PA8TILLES. K
(BKSOraiKrr-':mritown. Mais.
$5
to $B a day. Stmplea wfit i Jl ro FRKK. Unn
i ,1 nn lr tut h f'er. writ Brewator
Safety Rein Holder Co., Holly, Mich.
ftANCER.
Wiwuil'lilel. UK. r.
Tumor, and I'lcrrsenred. rrWat
llOFpllal lor I'ai.rnia. write lot
ts. UULLtl, uuwaukce.vtu.
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icnua e. clroulAi-a addreaa N ATinval. 1L'B On. LhlrafFf, I .
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, Sour of the collector "While the rngiriB
1)111 oh roll."
.uT.mrLfnlcUiel,,n8'llc,nel l'l.co'i Cure for Con
iuuipdoa. bold turrywfaeru. 25c.
nnnDo11' tlle Wu',''umU defaulter, stole
ToMiccrWull)- Act lpoiillieLlvrrund
IJilc, tiiko email doses of Carter's Little
Liver Pills.
When a fool enters the newspaper busi
ness he leaves it a wise man.
The habit of running orer boot, or abacs corrected
Willi L)ou, l'ttleut litel btllTtntr. wrreciea
Tim Omaha Typ foundry ran furnish
new newspaper outllls on short not
Prices sanio us in Chii-Hjo and freiyu.
sirvudy paid tu Umuhu.
and Women seeking health,
strength and energy, should
avoid Drugs, Secret Medi
cines, etc.. and send for "The
Keview," or "Health and
Strength Regained," a largo
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ed entirely for their benefit.
It treats on health, hygiene, physical culture, unit rnesl
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tlon tor suffering humanity alUlcted with lor.c-st.iniUnrr,
chronic, nervous, exhausting and pnlntul diseases.
Every subject that bears on health and human happl
ness receives attention In its paces; and the many
questions asked by al'lrifr persons wnd Invalids who bnvo
desnalredof a cure aro Answered, and valuable Informa-
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Fnrmurs' and Stockbreeders' Guide; Com
mon Sense in Poultry Yard; World Cyclo
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:
.uiimsuiiiL'rj, jiia., una csiauiisiieii iiuar
antino against liiloxi, Miss.
Tv Liiit'k)' ITIen.
TVoshtnston (U. C.) Star, Oct 7.
.John Connor ol this city hold ono-tcnth
ol ticket Ko. ai,n83, that drew tlio llrst
capital prize ol 510,000 nt tho drawinj;
of Tho Louisiana State Lottery Company,
September 14th. Mr. Connor worked in
Caminack & Decker's linio kilns on 12Sth
str -ot near K. Ho bonhb tho ticket lor
himself and a colored man named Jako
Simnis, each contributing lltty cents. Mr.
Connor's story, as told by him to a Star
reporter, is rather at rango and interesting.
Ho has always been n hard-working, in
dustrious mini, but tho demands of n grow
ing family have mudo it dillicult for him to
keep his "head above water" in tidinnticial
sense. "This was my litth ticket," ho said
to tho Star reporter, "or rather one-fifth
ticket, for I have put in only half a dollar a
mouth. Last month I had so much to pay
out, doctor's bills and other things, that I
thought! would drop tho lottery ticket,
Still I kopt thinking of it. Olio night 1 was
awakened, as I thought, by some one call
ing my nauio. I roso, went to tho window
and looked around, but could soo nor hoar
no one. All the timo tho lottery ticket
was in my mind. 1 went to
tno unit noxi (iny, and nsKeu ona
of my fellow workmen to go
in vmii mc, telling mm tho ticket would
surely win; but ho declined. Then Jako
Simnis gave mo half a dollar, and I bought
a ticket. I chalked tho number on u board
in tho kiln, and said to my fellow workman.
'Chris, you have missed it; that tickot will
draw Sir.,000.' Somehow 1 felt perfectly
sure oi il, and you Know the rest.
Mr. Connorobtained thelli,000 througl
tho Adams Kxpress coinpnnv, and at ouco
deposited it in bank, half to his own credit
nud half to that of Simnis'. Ho has quit
work at tho kiln, and will soon inovo from
his humblo homu near the kiln to a place
no has nought for himself in houthWnsh
ingtou, whero ho proposes to go into busi
ness for himself. Uy this favor of fortuuo
ho has been raised from straightened cir
cuinstunccs to comparative independence,
Mr. Connor speaks of his good luck in a
tono of devout thankfulness. Simnis, too,
hail a largo family dependent upon him,
and has made prudent and thrifty use of
Ins good fortune.
A candidate for a political office is too
often judged by his cigars.
A Great Itivurl
will bo secured by those who write to llnl
lett it Co., Portland, Maine. Full infor
mation will bo sent you. froo. about work
that you ran do and live at homo wherever
you nre situated, that will pny you from
S5 to $25 nud upwards a day. A num
ber have earned over $50 in a dny. Capi
tal not needed; Ilnllett & Co., will start
you. IJoth sexes; nil nges. Tho chanco of
n lifetime. All is now. Now is tho time.
Fortunes nro absolutely sure for tho
workers.
Kehr's New York desk factory wn dam
aged 100,000 by fire.
Carter's Little Livor Pills will be found
nn excellent romcdy for sick-headache.
Thousands of letters from people who have
used them prove this fact. Askyour drug
gist for them.
Minnie Siegler died nt Indianapolis from
wounds indicted by her husband.
Tlio Kent I'oroiiN I'laalcr, Carter'
Smnrt Weed und Helladonun Iiuckacho
Flusters.
Tho humorist's labor is writo funny, nftor
all.
The Frnzor Axlo Greaso is better nud
cheaper than any other, at double tho
price.
The latest nuthorative estimate places
tho total human population on the earth
ut 1,450,000,000.
For Cuts, Galls, Old Soros, Bcratch-
mg rowuer, i& ana 60 cents a box.
A Chicago judge roIua.es
papers to a Chinaman.
naturalization
Again the Nebraska Stnte Fair awarded
the Business College, Lincoln, Neb., tho
premiums for business college work. The
displuy was the finest over made. Informa
tion sent free.
Montreal conservatives advise the pro
vincial government to remain in power.
If sflllctcd with t"ore Kyeg, iue Ir. I-aso
Thomptou' live Water. VrugglM soil II. o
C. W. IL C'indott, of
wewt craiy in New York.
San Francisco,
The Omaha Type foundry can furnish
new uewepuper outfits on short uutlo.
Prices mi ma us in Chicago aud freight
already paid toOaiuhn.
iR:srills, Mistnko.
Mr. W rririns was licuril to suv tlia
tlio failure of tho partliquako won
aiunhiltite h in as n pror'uosticator.1
Jt is n j) ty fiat Wijrgin, as jropnos
ticator lo tho Qiu-oii, v.ill bo obliged
tli row up lt;.s job, but lie ought to hav
sense enough to know that during the
nam tunes the i niton btates eanno
afl'onl to have its whole surface torn ti
into strips, just to pieaso him.
u me mint was Known, tins sain
nianWirrgns ought lobe tarred
feathered, and pulled through a barbe
wire fence. He doesn't know an earth
quake from a cao of fever and chill
and yet lie has it published broaden
tiirougti too land that upon a givei
date certain portions of our rontinen
will l o attacked with a severe case
bowel complaint, and snort, ami coug
and tumble about like a thing of life
therein causing great destruction
life and property among tlie people win
reside thereon. liat could this V 1
gins know about our lankee earth
tpiakes as ho sits way up there
Canada chasing comets through th
neavens wnn a cross-eyed telescope
ji (iocs not tauo a great stretch
imagination to clo.-o ones eves, and se
him as he sits up on the roof of hi
house. A cute little yellow Knglisl
gaiway on eaeli check through wine
iiio.cooi evening uree7.o is won
to sift, a long calico tires
mg gown hanging from his shouldi:
like a bed quilt on an old coal stove, an
a pair of slippers upon his wealth o:
feet, that were presented to him las
Christmas bv an old maid sister. Tlier
he sits with this telc.ooio. and weathc
machine, trying to manufacture weatl
or to the Queen s taste ever and anon
more over than anon ho jots dow
some odil looking marks in his book
while the marks are vet warm. lie iu:ni
to his telescope, draws a bead on sonn
unlucky lcni.ile star and trios to stare
out of countenance. Hnally, as ho pau
ses for a moment in doubt as to what In
Will do next, lie give a start, as thoug
no nau i ecu struck m tho face with
stocken lull of mud, and placing hi
hand to his cupola of meditation,
soon lost in deep thought. Long
ponders, and tlio bright Canadian frosi
is beginning to form on tlio surface
lis breech-loading telescope when ho
at last seen to move. With his dison
gaged fin, he reaches up and remove.
the hand from his brow and lots it d ro
ut his side with a dull tint ding, ding
Ho reaches up and puts an empty tu
i ant pan over tno muzzle ot Ins tele
SCOIie. Closes his book with aliancr. an
with a Cicroninio-exprcssion on Ins fao
exclaims: 'I'll do it ye know, I'll d
it ha jove! 1 II predict an earth
quake that will make those vul
gah iankees twomblo as the
nevah twembled beforah. I will
jove, and so saying ho disappear!
iiiroiign uio seuiue in the root and tin
imagination ceases to longer imag.
Ho didn't know any moro about tin
earthquake than a hog does about Sun
day school, but he knew that the Soutli
was being more or loss twisted out
shape, and he thought it would bo
preny saio promotion, as there wa
liable to be another shock at an
- a "I . t - 1
moment. Jiowever; ino tatcs won
against him; the earth failed to quaki
ai nits appointed time, and tho result if
that Wiggins is the most despised mar
in tins country to-day. If h
nun ieu wen enough alone, am
gone on lying about the weather
all would have boon well with him bill
no; ho must create a sensation, ant
get his name in the papers, no matte:
how much -tillering is costs other
II 1.. . I e .
liiiiiui-eiis oi ingnteiiPd people m am
about Charleston, foolishly believed ir
the prediction ot Mr. Wiggins and slepi
uiii in uie open air, not iianngto ventun
into their homes for fear of being crush
ed to death. Can this man, Wiggins,
tiunuot tins without blushing for shame
Can ho think of tlio delicate womei
and tender children who were obligee
to risk their lives by sleeping in tin
open air, all for fear that his infamous
prediction would come true, without
at least, cno pang of sorrow? Hit!
what can wo do when a man will do hi.'
talking from Canada? If ho was only
located a few miles farther south, where
the people whom he has wronged could
get a chance at him, it is safe to saj
that there would bo one loss Wig in
this world. Tlio only thing loft, to dc
is to hire some large, able-bodied mac
with a list like a bladder of dried put
ty, to go there and pound the golblast
ed weather prophet all out of shape.
For some timo past tlio few woathet
prophets who luivo taken up their
ubodo in our fair land, have been in tho
habit of predicting some great and lior.
riblo disaster, from timo to time, but il
got to bo a regular thing, people ceased
to become frightened, and would
little, or no attention to tho nothings
of these would-bo somebodies. Hut as"il
has got to stop now, and tho soonoi
tho bettor. There ought to bo a law
passed compelling these prognostic:
tors to nav a heavy license, and whmi
their predictions failed to come true,
they should bo obliged to nay a lino, or
go to jail. In this way a great deal ol
this foolishness would bo abolished. -I'ccli'd
Sun.
Ho Was a Conductor.
" I want to match anvbodv in r
cnock-doivn contest," said a delicate-
looking man as he ste lliutil into
newspaper ollico and addressed the
sporting editor.
"I-oather weight. I sunnosn." rv
marked tho snorting editor.
'Hon t lliako anv diflbrenen Imw blr.
or how little lie is. I can do him up."
"How much on a side. "
"Anything from gl.000 to 5,000 i
side; make it $500 forfeit."
"Hare lists."
"Certainly; how could wo work with
glovos on?"
"Qucensbarry rules?"
"I don't know anything about the
Quoensberry lino. Whero does Jt run
to?"
"Thero is evidently a misunderstan
ding. Didn't I understand uhi to sav
you wished to make a match for Ii
prizo-fight?"
"Never thought of such a thing."
"You said a Kiiook-down contest?"
"Certainly."
"And aro not a fighter?"
"No, I urn a conductor." -St. J'au,
Gin!..
Wild Flourr.
Wild Ilowers aro now quite the fashion.
At a weddlni; that recently took place tho
display of wild (lowers was beautiful In tho
extreme. Curtains of wood terns were
caught back with golden rod, and a bower
of holly and oak wur fringed with clusters
of the srarlet bittersweet berries. Daisies
were also used in abundance, while the
beauty of the little church of St. John was
enhanced by tho masses of white blossoms
and oak branches, as well as roses aud
hydrangeas.
The wide spread fame of Dr. Hull's Cough
Syrup is justly won by its own merits, and
the reputation it has gained has been
secured by its universal use.
Till Itlnii 'S'olil tlio l.at Story.
A party of gentlemen at a lliriuinghnin
hotel were telling stories one night recently
ot famous shots aud how many quails,
partridges, ducks and other birds had been
killed at a single discharge. After listening
to what seemed a wilful exaggeration ly
different nairators, a stranger who was
piesent volunteered his experience ot Ids
only uso of the fatal doubled barreled gun
as follows:
"I went into tho field one dny to try gun
ning. The only game I discovered was an
immense (lock ot blackbirds. I should say
there were 10,000 in tho llock. Slowly I
crawled up to them, nud w hen not more
than four lods away tho birds rose in a
solid mass. 1 fired both barrels, aud how
many do yon think 1 killed?"
Different guesses wero made by the parly,
ranging from twenty to 100.
"Not one," said the stranger, "but I went
w.th my brother to look for results aud
wo picked up four bushels of legs. Iliad
shot a little miller."
This was tho last story. New Haven
News.
Tho most astonishingly beneficial results
have followed the uso of lied Star Cough
Cure by thoso affected with throat and
lung troubles. Price, tweaty-livo cents.
letting .Honey.
Chief Drummoud, of tho Unites States
treasury department, stationed at New
lork, is a broad-shouldered, heavy-st
man, and weais heavy-rimmed spectacles
tie has a wonderful jaw aud can hlto :i
counterfeit coin in two, from a dollar to a
live-cent piore. No matter when or whero
lie is, ho invariably bites a spurious coin in
two when ho sees it. Ho bit a dime for a
street car conductor not long ago, and tho
latter wanted to jumponhlm. The plucky
I'luef made him show every coin ho had.
passenger declared it was an outrage and
told the chief that ho fiequently passed
counterfoil money. When the detective
calmly opened his coal and showed his
badge, tho self-confessed shover ot tho
queer immediately left tho car. N. Y. Ex
press.
A lingo derrick-polo fell and severely
injured tho foot of Mechanical Kagineer
L. It. lloyt at tho Now Orleans Kxposi
t it'll, and after only threo applications of
st. .lacoiis oil, all tlio swelling and pain
disappeared.
Tlio Severn Tunnel.
The tunnel under tho estuary of tho river
Severn, in Knglnud, on tho lino of tho Great
Western railway, which has occupied thir
teen years in construction, has at last been
successfully completed. It is ono ot tlio
greatest engineering achievements of mod
ern times. Tho length of tho tunnel proper
is about four miles. For upwards of two
miles it passes under tho estuary of tho
Severn, and at high tide tho water over It
is about 100 feet in depth. Tho tunnol lino,
with the cuts, is upwards of seven miles in
length. For moro than four miles tho tun
nel is driven through hnrd I'ennanu stone,
It is twenty-six feet wido by twenty feet
high, and is lined with vitrified brick. Tho
ccs't is 2, 000,000.
In inininc districts whero men hnvo been
burned or bruised by caielissness, Salva
tion Oil has been used to great advantage.
It is now 'sold by all druggists at twenty
livo cents a bottle.
Ten ncrsons wero noisoucd bv nrscnic in
cider in Adrian, Midi.
For producing n vigorous growth of hair
upon bald heads, uso Hall's Hair ltenewor.
Kvery druggist will recommend Ayer's
Aguo'cure, for it is warranted to cuio.
Tlio earth is sunnoscd to loso timo at
the rate of licit a second in n century.
A Mr. Johnston, student of Omaha
Commercial College, is filling a lurrativo
position as book-keener for A.D.Morse.
Omaha's leading merchant.
Iteturns of tho French census show tho
population to ho '18, 000,000.
Pnicici.v Ahii Hittuuh wnrm up and Invig
orate the stomach, improves and struniith-
ens tho digestive organs, opons tho poios,
promotes nersnirntion. and canalizes the
circulation. As a corroctorof a disordered
system thero is nothing to equal it.
Tho miners in thoShamokiii, Pa., district
aro still dissatisfied.
No cut iiATi.'B.inouTTiiiH. Only to answer
tho constant cull for a good and low priced
cough and croup remedy do wo now intro
duce our Allen's Lung Italsaiii in three
sir.es, 2!c, COc and $1.00 a hottlo at all
druggists.
Most women aro clothcB ohservors.
Hood's Sarsaparilla
Tt prcptret from Ssriaparllla, Datnlcllon, itandralce.
Dock, I'll t'iicwa, Junlprr Ilerrlei, and other well-
known and vul uablo vcsrtable remedies. The row
lilnttlon, proportion, an I preparation are pn- lar to
Hood's fniranparllla, tlvlni It curativo power nut
poaieaicd by oilier medlcluiJ. Iteffccls rviuarkaMt)
lurciwl.cre others (all.
Purifies the Blood
Vo oilier preparation lias such a purlfylns effect
nroD the blood as llool's Eariaparllli. It cradtcatel
every Impurity, and cures Fcrofulo, Salt Itlieum,
Hulls, I'lmples, all Humors, Dyspepsia, lllllousness,
oleic Ilralactie, Indigestion, Uancral IJeoKtty, a
Itrrh, Itheumatls-n, Kidney and Liver Complaints.
It orercumes that cxtrems tired feellm, aud build
up the tystetn.
Hood's Sarsaparilla
lis, met unparalleled suceets at home. Such hat
become Us popularity In Lowell, litis , wheio It Is
made, that whole neighborhoods are taking It at the
same time. The same noa.lcrful success Is extend
ing all ci cr tin couutrr. Its positive merit make
Bow friends dallr.
Hood's Sarsaparilla
Bold hr all dtuiifiits. in sit for U. Prepared It
1. 1. HOOD & CO., Lowell, Mala.
IOO Doses One Dollar
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all diseases caused liy any derangement of
tho Liver, Kidneys, Stomach mid itnurh.
Dysnciisin, Sick Headache, Constipation,
illlluug Complaints and llnlnrluofall kinds I
yield readily to tho tieucllccnt lnllucncc of
It Is pleasant to tho taste, tones tip tlio
system, restores and preserves health.
It Is purely Vegetable, and cannot fall to
provo he ncllcial, lioth to old and youn.
As a lllood rurlllrr It Is superior to all
others. Sold ovcryivhcre at 81.00 a bottle.
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HOW TO USE
CREAM BALM.!
I'lncc a particle of the j
Axi't-Hin urn-:,
Unlm lulo cucli nostrllB
aiiditrawair inzbrcathsi
throiiKli tho none. It
will he adsorbed and lie I
pin ll work of rleim, I
hiVaiidhPHilnvthndfa
HAYFtvRm
rued inpiiil.riiii.. lit
nil jya Inriitiiiiiiitilriii andfj
I ruveiiis iresu cuius.
HOT A LIQUID cr
SNUFF.
Xo nofsonnua ilrif-a
So offensive odur. MAY-fKEVEE?
n.-- - Il ft
A ptrtlrle Is applied Into enli
nlile in ue. 1'rlco ' rtt hv II
nor HI nnd It ncrra-
mull fir at flrn i'lul
Hi ml for circular. ELY 1IICU rilUItB, OrugjltU,
Owrifu, X. Y.
ASK I'OU TIIK
W. L. DOUGLAS
llcst material, perfect fit, equals any J3 urffiahoe,
errrjr pair warranted, 'lake none nnlrss ttampeu
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. Krvixht pliiiicos will bo paid by tho aulierlber.
in. iirni n n ,in 113 jv p iki up Ml ,'-riip 11,11a,
Is ThR Best
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mr Made.
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