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About The Oregon scout. (Union, Union County, Or.) 188?-1918 | View Entire Issue (Sept. 25, 1886)
THE UPPER DEEP. Are thine pyes too dim to roail Azure pajius writ In coldl Mavliap, cjes like thine niv need (Jl.issi'?, tliat tlicv mav behold All the Mar-writ revelation On the pnes o; creation, ("louim; words of tlirJUInir thought, Vonders so divinely wrought, l'lace the glasses to' thine eyc, Head the vonders of the skies, l'oeins nf the Island coldeu (lowing In the upper deep, Where each tliotiiilit seems imaged, holdcii In the eves that never sleep; Vait'i.iM (if elyslan plains Where the star-writ plnry relcns. U. L. Wilson, in the Currtnt. A FATHER'S LETTER. My Dear Son Wo arc still pi'j;injr along hero at home in the same old way, your mother and mo. We are neither of us real well, and yet I sup pose wo are as well as folks are at our time of life obuld expect to be. Your mother has a good deal of pain in her side all the while and I am ofl'iny feed more or loss in the morning. Doe has iixed inc some condition powders that he says will straighten me out right away. Perhaps so. Doc has straightened out a good many people in his time. I wish 1 had as many dol lars as he has straightened out our peo ple. Most every spring I've had to take a little dandelion root, limbered up with gin, but this year that didn't seem to get there, as the boys say. I lixed up a dose of it day and night for a week till I wore that dandelion root clear down to skin and bone, but in ten dayo my appetite was worse than ever and I had a head on me like a two-year-old colt. Dandel on root never .-erved me that way before, and your mother thinks that the goodness is all out of if, may bo. It's the same old dandelion root that I've been using for twenty years, and 1 believe when you have tried a tiling and proved it's good, you orient to change oil". 1 tried to get your molher to take a dose of it last week for the pain in her Hide. Fixed up a two-quart jug of it for her, but she can't boar the smell of gin, .so I had to lake it my-elf. Dan delion is a great purilier of the blood, Henry. Some day after 1 have been taking th s dandelion root for an hour or two I feel as if my blood was pretty near pure enough. ' 1 feel like a now man. You know I wrote you last winter, Henry, that 1 wns going to buy some new-fangled hens in the spring and go into the egg busbies. Well, I sent east in March tor a couple of fowls one of each sect. They came at $) per pair ovor and above railroad charges, which was sonio $3.45 on top of that. 1 thought that as soon as the hen got here and got her things oil' and got rested she would proteed to lay some of these high-priced eggs which we read of in tlio I'uullry Keepers' Guide and American Jiyffi.it. lint .she seemed pensive, and when I tried to get ac quainted with her she would cluck in a croupy tone of voice and go away. The rooster was no doubt a line-looking brute when he was shipped, but when lie got here ho strolled around with a preoccupied air and seemed to feel above us. lie was a poker-dot rooster, with gray mane ami tail, and he was no doubt relined, but 1 did not think he should feel above his business, for we are only plain people who are accustomed lo the srlf-nude American hen. lie seemed Lored all the I, inc. and I could coo by I ho way he acted that ho pined to be back in Fremont, O., having his picture taken for the J'oullry AVcjev.' Guide and American Jitjijist. He still earned for approba tion. He was used to being made of, as your mother sas, and it galled h m to enter into ourpiain, humdrum home life. I nevor saw such a haughty rooster in my life. Actually, when I wont out to feed him in the morning, he would give me a cold, arrogant look that hurt my feelings. I know I'm not what you call an educated man nor a polish ed man, though 1 chum lo have a son that is both of such things but I hate to have a rooster crow ovor mo because he has iiad better breeding than 1 have. 50 thero was no love lo.it between us, us ou can see. Dirccth 1 noticed that the lien begat: to have spells of vertigo. She would have spells of standing ou a corner of the hen retreat, reverting to her joyous childhood at Fremont, O., when all at once she would fall senseless on the earth and there lie prone upon the sward, to use these words of a groat writer whoso address has been mislaid. She would remain in this comytocs for be tween live minutes, perhaps. Then she would rally a little, slowly pry open her large, mournful eyes, and seem to inurnier "Where am 1?" I could sec that she was evading the eggs issue in every way and ignoring the great object of which sho was cre ated. With the ability to lay eggs worth from Si to $$ 75 per dozen de livered ou the cars, I could plainly see that she proposed to roll up th s great talent in a napkin and play tho invalid act. I do not disguise tho fuel. Henry, that I was mad. I made a large rect angular iillidavid in the inner tcniplo of the horse-barn that the poker-dot hen should nevor live lo say that I had sent her to tho seashore for her health when she was eminently lilted by na ture to ploaso the public with her lay I therefore gave hor two weeks lo dooide on whether sho should contri bute a few of hor meritorious articlos or insert horself into a chicken pie. She still cont nncd haughty to tho lis: moment. So did her pardncr. We therefore treated ourselvos to a Si) din ner in April. I thou got some expeiislvo eggs from Mho cfleio oast. They were not robust ogg. They were layod during a time of gr at depression. I judge. So they were that way themselves aho. They oame by express, mid woro injured while being transferred at Chicago. No one lias traveled over that liuo of railroad 51 nee. I do not say that the oggs wore bad, hut I cay that tioir instincts and thoir inner lifu wasn't what they ought to lmvo Lopii. In early May I bought ono of these inkybaters that does tho work of ten setting hens. I hope to head oft the hen so far a possible, simply purclias ng her 1 tornn cllorts and editing them to suit nnsolf. I cannot endure the so ciety of a low-bred hen, and a re titled hen secnis to look down on me, anil so I thought if I could get olio of these ot tymatie inkybaters I could have the whole process under my own control, ami if the blooded hens wanted to go to the sanitarium and sit around thero with their hands in their pockets while the great hungry world of trallic clam ored for more spring chickens fried in butter they might do so and be dog goned. Thereupon I bought one of the me dium size, two-story hatchers and loaded it with eggs. In my dreams I could see a long procession of fuzzv 1 1 tle chickens marching out of my little inkbati'r arm in arm. every "day or two, while my bank account swelled up liko a deceased horse. 1 was dreaming one of these dreams night before last at midnight's holy hour when I was rudely awakeno 1 by a gallon of cold water in one of my ears. 1 arose in the darkness and received a squirt of cold water through tho win dow from our over-watchful and cour ageous lire department. I opened the casement for the purpose of thanking them for this liltle demonstration, wholly unsolicited on my part, when I discovered tho hennery was in llames. 1 went down to assist the depart ment, forgetting lo put on my panta loons as is mi custom out of deference to the ues of society. Wc saved the other buildings, but "the hatchery is a mass of smoulder, ng ruins. So am 1. It seems like the kerosene lamp which I kept burning in Iho inkybater for the purpose of maintaining an even temperature and also for the purpose of showing the ch'ckens the way to tho elevator in case they should hatch out in the night, had torched up and ig nited the hatchery, so to speak. 1 see bv inv paper that we aiv import ing 200,00.,000 of hens' eggs from Europe overy .war. It'll be lit). 0,10.000 next year so far as Fin concerned, Henry, and you can bet, your little pleated jacket on it, too. if you want to. To-day I send P. (). order No. ll;l.K7 for S3.i)b. 1 agree with tho liible that 'the fool and li s money are soon parted.'' Your father, Hiu. Nvb. Don't He a Clttin. Courage and manliness are qualities that never go out of fashion. Whatever may be the final result of the Cutting case, the course of Gov. Ireland will be upheld by all those whose approval is worth having. If we are not very much mistaken in the signs of the times, the sentiment that a great nation, like the United States, should maintain its dignity is a grow ing one. It is d llicult to mention a foreign power great or small, that lias not at some t me during the last twenty years insulted our Hag with impunity. No other civilized nation on tho face of the earth would have submitted to insults that have been heaped ou American citizens. Wo have borne with complacency out rages to which the French Ilepuulie, for instance, would not submit to for an instant. In truth, the aversion of our government to protect its citizens abroad has become so generally un derstood that in Mexico and South America the mere fact of a man being an American is an invitation lo murder and robbery. In Mexico the bans mention of the namo of the United States is produc tive of derision and scorn. If Mr. Sedgwick makes a through investigation of tho grievances of Amcreans in Mox'co. ho will astonish the world at the number and malignity of the out rages against tho lives and property of American citizens in Mexico. Encouraged by tho llritish govern ment, the Canadians are in a small way aping the .Mexicans in treating our citizens with the contempt which our govern mou t deserves. Hho American people are in favor of calling a halt to our enemies, and lb s sentiment will increase until our coun trymen Will bo treated with respect tho world ovor. Don't be a clam. Texas Sitings. India and the Czav. The English statesman who happens to be at the helm has a very hard time of it. His troubles increase daily. Tho Hritish Empire is largo and so far apart, bo to speak, that it is very dillicult to prevent encroachments at one point or another. It is pretty cold times for Johnny Hull just now. When he pulls the blanket over his head Ids feet were exposed, and when his feet are covered some other portion of his anatomy has to sutler. Tho Czar of Russia is assisting the Irish in their ell'urts lo worry hor Ma jesty. The Hritish frontier commis sioner, Col. Ilidgwav. has resigned and gone home, as the Kusiau members of the commission woro ha ingovorything their own way in adjusting tho boun dary. There is nothing now between Russia and India except tho Ameer, and his position is continually becom ng more cr.tical. Resides the Ameer doos not amount to much anyhow. Like a gigantic anaconda. Rusiia is slowly but surely enveloping in his folds tho Hrit ish lion in India. Texas Siftiiiya. Steamers Propelled by Sound. Koely's motor is finally a success. This time tho motivo power is sound. A few words uttered in an ordinary tono of voico will drive his GOO-horso-power engine at a rate of speed that causes tho whole villagoof Philadolph a to vibrate. A group of passengers conversing near the cngino room of nu oconn steamer, armoil of course with a Keoly motor, would drive tho ship through tho water about ninety knots an hour. The Indies cabin connected with tho engine by an ordinary gns p.po, will reduce tho voyage from ten dit)s to throe and ono half hours. JJe. The Ilottofl Juurrtil of Commerce afV! "WbHt will hf the fuel of the future I" Such ot u a are living MirUtlan lives hare been Uugbt to bel.eve it will be Lrlmjtoue. Life IIiulu'l llnleu Anything;. A nero in great rutin cent forn. physician. The doctor, upon nrrixin;, asked. "Have you been rutin-; anything calcu lated to hurt you?'' "Oh, no, snh, not er tall." "Any Iruit?" "No, sali, not er tall." "Well, tll me wlint you did yesterdny." "Well, sail, yistidy iimwnin' I wont doMrn to mer dntter 'Tildy's- house. She wnn't at home, an' I sot down to wait fur her. While lookin' er rotin' I seed er big water niilion in er tub of water nn' I tuck it out an' eat it. Den, as 'Tildy didn't como I went oner ter L'nk Ab Mooio's house. Ha wiu entin' wnteruiilion an' I j'incd in. Arter ilia, I went dow n ter de cotton war house. Fonn' er hn'f er waterinilion cm er box, nn' ez it 'pc red to be stifterin' I eat it. Iconic homo 'lion L (lis time, but oil didn't hev no appertito fur diminh I went out an' got me er wnteruiilion. Ktbout er hournrter din I went ober ter l'nk Dill tlray's an' he'p 'cm eat some waterinilion. Pat's crbout nil. No, sah, didn't eat nullln ter hurt me, lessen it win er couplo er mushmilionsdat I cat las' night. Hole on er minit. Lciimio see. Oh, yas, I did eat erboul er dozen years er b'iled co'n nn' crbont er hater peck o' peaches. Arkan saw Traveler. Slieii' or l'nlr of.Micnrn? Perhaps somo ol our renders nro critical enough in the use of language to decide whether the customeror the clerk was right in the follow ing dialogue: Customer (to clerk in n hardwiird store) "Show me a small, low-priced shears." "Clerk (facetiously) "Perhaps you mean a pair ot shears." Customer (severely) "I mean precisely what 1 said." Clerk (delianlly, opening a specimen arti cle) "Are there not two blades here? and don't two make u pair?" Customer (triumphantly) "You have two legs. Does that make you a pair of men?" The shears were done up in profound silence. Tho Ilomeslend. Omllli'd threat Scull. Lieut. Geo. Monroe had n day off and went to Nnntasket. On tho boat, with several friends, thero was a talk about personal resemblances. "Wohl! I have been daken for Dismarck in Derlin," said a (ierninn gentleman. "Aussi, of a man in Paris. I was as tho Count ile Pn lis saluted, so liko him I re sembled," said a teacher of French. "That's nothing," said George. "A fel low caino up and slapped mo on the back right on Tremoiit street the other day and cried out, "Gn at Ciesar! Is that you?" Huston News. Odd Niiiiion. Dickens often said tho odd names of his characters were not the creation ol fancy, but were borne by read people. Americans and Fuglislimen have been inclined to doubt whether a person could survive tho knowledge that his namo was Pumblo chook, but hero are somo odd cognomens jiicked out of a. few exchanges: llockenjoss, Pidcock, Snortlidge, Wcatherwax, Ilullllsh, Stonaker, Postlcthwnitc, Wainbold, Small bones, llockafellar, Luddy, I. inn. Crossett, Gouger, Stringfellow and Jlornblower. Huston Transci ipt. Ilrnvo .let ol' a I'liiirniim. Au a train dashed into Lowell, Mass.. on Friday, a small child was seen by the ling man, William Lawlcr, sta.iding "on the iniddlo of tho track with his back to the approaching engine. Ho sprung in front ol tho train and succeeded in rescuing the chihl. In tho perroruianco of this bravo act Lawlcr himself was struck by the cow catcher of the locomotive nnd Inn led sec oral feet against a fenco bordering the track. His injuries, though serious, will probably not prove fatal. Tho rescued boy was deaf and dumb. A Costly 'S'ollltl. Taj, tho famous tomb in India on tho Agra, built L'OO years ago by Shah .lohan. in honor of his favorite wife, cost, says Hugh Wilkinson in "Sunny Lauds and Seas," X:!,0l)0,000, and took 20,000 men two years to complete. This is equal to .'0,000 men in ono year, and assuming that the material cost half tho money, it appears that tho workmen earned, ou nn avorago, less than X I 10s a year. "Slaves," you say? Perhaps, but their "keep" must have cost more than that. Guess the boy e.xagg .rated. Gray orsandv beards aro colored brown or black by liurkinghnin's Dyo for tho Wti'skers. Ono bottle of Ayer's Ague Cure will orndl catu malarial poisons from tho system. Monumental Gaul tlio circus. Tha French giant in A .HOST l.llUCIt.VI. OFFICII! Tin: Voltaic Dki.t Co., Marshall, Mich, offor to send IheirCelebratciI Voltaic Hi.i.ts and Fleet lie Appliances on thirty days' trinl to any man alllicted with Nervous De bility, Loss of Vitality, Manhood, Ac. Il lustrated pamphlet in kki.i:1) i:.n vi:i.oi't: with full particulars, mailed free. Writo them ut once. Jokes concerning tho earthquake are not copied by Charleston papers. No Woro Klrlc ilt-iuliirlio II' Vim I'tio f'AiiTi:n'H Litti.i: Livi:a Piu.a. No purging. 25 cents. Tho hunt ton L'.OOO pounds of conl. Si'itK CoitK i on ItiiniJMATiSM. -Cure guar anteed in all cases. Uso Porry Davis' Vugo lablo Pain Killer nccoiding to directions, and it will cure ninety-nine, cases out of every hundred. Try it, it surely will not hint you. A circular s.iw Tho longest way round is the shortest way home. ICvery Nervuim 1'ernon Should I'sb Cahtkh's Lini.K Nkicvu Pjllh. 25 cents. Frcdorick Douglas nnd wife hnvo Bulled for ISurope. 35o. buyiaialr ot I.yon'n I'utont Heel StllTeneri; iuke a bout or iilioe Ul ilu u long. Cornelius nnd William K. Vunderhilt get is many aa 100 begging letters every woelc. The Omnha Typs foundry enn furnish new newspaper outfits on short notice. Prices Name as in Chicago ami freight nlieudy paid to Omaha. Ono HM)ony girl in a deserted conserva tory is worth tito in n crowded bull room, A groat sponge is usunlly nn old soaker. Tho ruler of Dulgnriu is a smart AUck. A sling of beauty means n jaw forever. mowing l Hell Cute Has been n Inbnrious and costly work, but the effect justifies the effort. Obstruction in any important clutii'ii'l me, his disaster. Obstructions in lie' organs of the human body bring inevitable disease. They must 1h cleared away, or physicnl wreck will follow. Keep the liver in order, and tho pure blood courses through the body, con veying health, strength and life; let it be come disordered and the channels are clogged with impurities, which result in di sease mid death. Nootherinedicineepials Dr. Pierce's "Golden Medical Discovery" for acting upon the liver and purifying the blood. There is a demand in New York for tho coinnge of half cents. "Tlio Proper Mudy of .llititUlitil ! .11 n ii," Says the illustrious Pope. It he had in cluded woman in the list, he would have been nearer t he truth, if not so poetical. Dr. IS. V. Pierce has made them both a lfo long study, especially woman, and the pe culiar derangements to which her delinite system is linble. Many wom?n in theland who are imptaiiitcd with Dr. Picn e only through his "Favorite Prescription," bless him with all theirhearts, for ho has brought them the panacea for all those chronic ail ineins peculiar to their sex; such as loucot rlitrn, prolapsus and other displacements, ulceration, "internal fever," bloating, tendency to internal cancer, and other ail ments. Prico reduced to one dollar. Dy druggists. More than t.OOO couplors have been patented in this country. No Trouble lo Swallotv Dr. Pierre's "Pellets" (the original "little liver pills") and no pain or gi iping. Cure sick or billions headache, sour stomach, nnd cleanse the system and bowels. 125 cts. a vial. The ISev. Miss I.ouiso linker, of Nan tucket, converts young men by a look. Don't work your horses to death with poor axle grease; tho Fnizer is the only re liable make. I Who hath redness of eyes? j tniry long with hay fever. They that For Cuts, Galls, Old Soros, Scratch es', Thrush, otc, uso Stewart's Heal ing Powder, 15 and 50 conts a box. Practical jokes aro liko lung troubles, there is a pain in the jest. Fend 10 names of young men and women to Omaha Commercial College, 1 1 1 I Far nam street, and receive College .lournal free ono year. Those who uso tho telephone aro most susceptible to tho yell oh fever. Tliosi: who aro trying to break up tho baneful habit of intemperance will experi ence great benelit from tho use of Prickly Ash Hitters. Liquors derange tho system. Prickly Ash Hitters will remedy tho evil le sults and restore tho brain, stomach and liver to healthy action, thereby strengthen ing the will power, thoroughly cleansing and toning up the system and remove taint of disease. It is purely a medicine nnd while pleasant to tho taste, it cannot, be used as a beverage by reason of its cathart.c properties. Tom Hughes, of ISugbv, will visit tho United States this fall as tho guest of Dr. Holmes. Boils And plmplct, nnd oilier like ultectloni cnuied by Im pute blood, aro icadlly cured by Hood's tr.uirrllln. While It iiirlrto, tills medicine t,ls Mtuilzet mid enriches t lie bluod. and builds upecrjr function or Hie body, bcrufuln, humors ot nil klndu, clllngs In tlm neck, liHcs, nncMorm, tetter, auscesses. ulcers, sores, talt ilicuin, siuldlicad, etc., ate alsj cured by this excellent blood purilier. "I wns troubled with bolls, having several of llicm at i time. After enduring about all 1 could bear lu lulTei lng, I tool; Hood's Siiis.ipurllln. Tour or flvo but. let rutlirly cured inc. and 1 have had no symp toms ot the ret, mi of the bolls. 1 cliuerfully lec omiucnd Hood's Sartnp irllla to all liko mulcted, bo Ins sure they Hill find sicedy relict." U.K. NtuiiT 11.(1 alk, Qulncy. Jlum. "Last spring 1 ,u tiouldod with bolls, cnused by my bli.ol belu out of nr.ltr. Two bottles of Hoods SjrinMirll:.i cured me, mid I recommend It to oth ers troubled lt!i aftccilous of iuu blood." J.ticiiomi, 1'eorU, 111. hood's Sarsapariila Hold by all druggists, ll; six for t 1'reDared by C. 1. 11000 & CO., Apothecailes, Lowell Mass. loo Doses One Dollar. IT ISAP0nELYVEBETABltPnrPARl3ll ("'j .cUBAIm AMnr0niS 1 5EI1NA-MAJ1DIWKE-BUCHU AJJD OTHER CQJJAUr rjrXIENr RtMtOIES Tf lino otnnrl h Tnnf nt Vpit 'M in Curinc all Diseases of tho W3Jw BLOOD. LIVEu, BTOM- fCky! ias.&c. It Purines tho faTnruSHI Blood, Invigorates nnd Z&AiJtlL- Cleanses tho Bvstem. Cleanses tho System. BITTERS DYSFEPSIA.CONSTI F ATI ON, JAUNDICE, COMPLAINTS, &c disappear atones under its beneficial influence, It is purely a Medicine as its cathartic proper' ties forbids its uso as a bercrago. It is picas antto the taste, and as casilv takou br child CURES AllDISEASESOFTHE LIVER 1 STOMACH AND BOWELS. ren as adults. lAlinnUGGISTS FiHCKLY ASH BITTERS CO pnicFioniiAn Hole I'roprletore, CTXouiaand Kansas Cm Us. 11. V. RniKOrkV C3 Win l.ske Huccl, Chtcsfn, vu Helpless from Hhtomttlim. Flit ttirilcliD fesrrt smpatstloa sf Ihs lif .'ii.4 U crctusry. tie HIM ATIIL0P1IOF0S. sjii la two dsyi n euird Atbbpbofo ! pruaouoceil al. 4u('vite by on' eltlio 1'illnf tby.lclloioMIiocouoUy. Aik jimr druci!" f't AlfclopborM. If you cannot grill of tlm oonot try Minietb1n( tl.. but order si unco from ua. Ws flllxnd It oirre.s ..l.l on rrirlutof prlc. Sl.VOprr bottle. ATllLOFHOKOS CO., 112 Wall Bt.. New York. ITIIVINI A SU Kit! IS SO IWIIT, ATSlVINltlNl TMI SIHICISSI ll," AI SiVIKVi IT'S JUIT TMf SsUI, TosrrAtOKi ovrHi inmT tmisis a way wmibi tmiscs a wnt. TMiysTiiianr'tjsTMfoio.utooAiii. 8ml li's II Jlesns are a poiltlf curn for Illlloiisiirss.l I'tio orlnlnal i'liotornph, pan filrk Headache, Coiiitlaallon, ami Inill?est on. DOSE: OMEIel slz,uf llita plctnr lent ou ru BEAN. Ther illmnlaU Hit l.lver and act freely on tlisllow ceiptol'JOn la stumps Addrcif, cl without rrinlujr alckenlnj; th Rlomsch, or weakriuiii; DILU JU'.ANH, ttie lyiteto. Price 26c. per Bottli. For tale by all rjruQoJttt.l at. I.ouIj, U. SI liffelPn Is TUB Best I IE! if RWalerproofCoat bilVlbill Eyer Made. Pon'twastoyonr money on Isabwiluls fKiii'iimlii not iiiivi tli thm KINIl jilt A Mi" To Ret rolipf from iinliiioslion, lilliniisnei, constipation or turoil liver without dis turbing the Ktnnim li "r niriiu "n1 IiowoIm, Hike ii fi- iloseM nt t urter'ri Lit tlo I.ivur 1'llln. tliej will )ilene you. Aihieo to tho Anaulnsl.i "lint up nuil htrnni; up." Our frioiul. Kdwnrtl Kissor, who nt tpmletl Klliott's Httsiius Colli-go, Iinr linnton, In.. is nowbook-kiH'por fur tho Kinkie Hnrilwnre Co., Council Hlutls. The chestnut in thecoinins soiimou will bo cuitl. V tliil not know but that our iliuightrr would die every mintito from intlainmntory rheumatism. I begun sivinc Athlophoroa toher. In two iIiivm sh- w as mound and did t.ot suffer u mu. Mrs. C V. Urown, l l". Sixth Htrwt, Milwaukee, Wis. As between ronjjro.ss anil an rnrthriuako, Kio us coiisross. o OiMfii In Plan's Cure tor Consumption. Cures w Iicre other remoilles fall. SSe. 11. M. lloxiein to rctiro front the Missouri Tafillc nintmceinont. If nlllleteil vrlth Sim Kyes. uso Or. Tsnno Tluiniptou's Hjo Water. DruKK'Bts soil II. 25o Women raroly niako a will. They nro too fond of their won't. Don't fail to see the IUtti.k ok Okttys Itrito when you visit Out ha. Special rate to exclusion parties. 1). II. Wheeler, J r, Sec'y If 11 1; ir.'s did not lie bank directors might know when a cashier is shorty The Omniiu Typ foundry can furnish new nenspaper outlils ou short notlcs. Prices same as in Chicago and freight already paid to Omaha. EN INrnllntr MMirtrctl utrruclli or nho mi (Ter fYnm Iii 8 mi I lit pceullar to licit rii fthould try THE BEST TONIC. This mcxllelno eomhlnes Iron with, vuro Tecnlslil tnnles. and Is iiiTalunlila lur IiMsnes juiculisr to Wonicll. stiil all nho lesil soilnntsry Iivph II lln rleiien anil l'lirillt's tlin Illoml, "siliiniliHei tlio iellle, MreiiRllirus tlio .llli-ii'les ami Nrrtt'n in fact, tlionuixhlv iNvliroi-ittes. Olosis tho nniiileilun. anil males tlm nViii amnoth. II iIims not lilai'l,o'i tho truth, causo hesilaoho, or priKluco constipation nil other Iron fM'Wirlfies io. Sins AI.HKUT l.KKHt.KT, (Ireenwoml. Nob., mtsj " I havo usrtd Uro.Tn'ti Iron Hitters for Konoua lis bility ami Imo Ihcii croatly llenefltoll., Mrs. 0 1). Nr.vr.LU l'hil!ir' NUtlon, Neli.,fr: " 1 was hii wosk amt norvous thst I ootilil Harcry walk, hsil no api"tlto. anil iassil sttwnloss nights; In fact, my tlfo tvss a liiirilrn to inn I IiIimI many rntiiiHlies. lint nltliout Iwnellt Tlireo ImttliK of Uriotn's Imti llittura hsvo curtnl mo, I choorfully roconiinoiul it " (lonttinn has alioseTraito Mark nnileros-eil reil lines nit urnppfr 'I'nlte tin iither. Mails only by uitaw , 1 111:31 um, io UAi.'i nioui:, mi. abic rou nn: UoaO llest material, perfcrt fit, eqimls iiny f 5 or f 6 shoe, every pair narranteil lakoiione unless Btaiupeil "W. I.. DoukIbs' IJWshoe. Warraulea." Coustress. llutlnii a. ill l.aoc. llovs line fin- the V. 1.. DiiiikIi S'J.OO Shoo, riatne HJIm the J.UXhheo. If you rani uet these slities floin ileal' ers, scnil ncltl res on postal rartl In W. 1.. DoukUs, UrocUton, Mass. Jdest tanh Mil PAYSthe FREICHT . Ton W a mo u Hciilt'tv, lion l.eifn, Hu-l Jf earlt) kb, Brui 1 ic Ufin And ttttm Bn for 2J53Q. Ktc rr sit M.-al, l-'or rr. rrlf s IU liifiillon llil. t-ftir sti'l bklrrM JUNES OF tlNOHAMTON, I1IMJI1A.UTON. N. V. CUBES WHERE All ElSt FA1IS Ileut OiiikIi Syrui. Tnntes kooiI. Uso in tiinp. rvmi uv riruuKisui, I'ACH, HANDS, l'KUT, lrltwtlon, luclu.IInc rulil. rnuoui lltir. Mirth Aitvrki, Mlltrir Nitil lislr irf I'Jiiiiiu VArtrinnlir? V EYE.E D-afness anil Nsal ratnrrh perinunenllr cured. Uhtsiei Cited fur all forms of defer iivei vison iierr s. Tuonnn- s r JU I III! w sa S Addieti Ir. IMI'KV, Oinalia, Neli. IJE-OPIUM JInlilt I'nlnlessly Cured lit lliiine. 'l'reatiiiont sent oil trllll nnd NO PAY HSkod until yen nru licnentcd. Terms Ixiw. Iluiuunu JCeiuoly -'o,, Lul'itvulte, I ml. HlfsMI-KTIMlV. Ilnnlr keeping, Ilustnen "Will K- I nun. IVninaiishlii.Arillimctle, Hhoit liand, etc, lliornilifli v t h tiKli t liy initll Cliculars freo. UKVANT'H O OI,l,IC(i I ., Iliillitln, N.V. of enorKy fur laislnesa In her loeulity. tinlury HUO. IlefiTi'iiies. i: J Johnson, lluiitfr, lillartlny Ht.N.V 0 AVENPORT OUSINFSS COLLEGE HKNU KOI I ( ATAI.Odl'K 'M UVXVA.S .! II.IH'UH. I)ut enpoi l, lutsu. Sure relief nmnm KIDDER'S PA8TILLE8.fori.r Murlcstowu, Mus. rured. Bend for (ample of Kpllepsy Ner. Inn ulnl Irntlmoiiluls, lo he se it liv mall ritCK, by W It. 1'i.Nii.it, M Joseph, Mo. ftc In lH n tlnr. fntnples worth !.') Kltl'.H Lines not nu 1st tun horse's fee' Writo IlKrivsihitbaKKry Ha k Huliikii Co., llolly.Dlluli Ilnrdv's I'ye Halm cures Atdiutrgisisnrhy mall r,e W II. l'n-,1' k, ht Joi S!o, SORE EYES Morphine llulilt Unrailla til totilll.tys. No pay till Uurea. Uu J biKniKNs, I.ousuou. uuta. W. i. U.. Oniiilia iruin or ruhberroat Tha F1SU MiAND RUrKKI' a'imoor and will Weep you div la t'i hardest storm aui ssaano uaanoouier ir sour store kseparnoai m BRSsiri ll $f K mm m u m AO $7 a K3L 1 S K yl0in " "ll, -Multi, Arlincuiey Inserted. mm mm "v n n o OR '.tKI'inVn EVERYB0DY-IS-3U13J ECTTQ-COMPLAinT5-oFlHJ5-KIND WlTriJH EASY' RtrAG-k )T!5-A-5AF-i5PEEDr -CURE- rs PRMi&L-IP OMAHA TYPE FOUNDRY NEWSPAPER OUTFITS 1iiiiiInIim1 on Short rVolIoe I'rora Omiiliu at OIiIciio I'ric'cs. HEW OR SECOHD-HAHD GOODS conm:sp ndkxch solicited. OiVsAHA TYPE FOUNDRY, Omaha, Neb., 12th ant! Howard. ttW06ij(Ct7 ELY'S CREAM BALM. U'e have tiff er han dled a catarrh reme dy that has increased so rapidly in talc at J'ly's Cream llahn or the, t has given such universal tatisfac lion. C. AT. (' i... i.... tii if. A( , Xew York City AY-FEVE A partleln It nnnlle.1 Int cu lt nostril nnd ts ayree) nliln In list- I'tliu .11 els lit' in i nr n drUKKt'ts. Hi'ud for clrculur. h.LV 111! )Tlli: iS, DruKlst. Owecn, K Y X3XJY WHJll - COLLIER WHITE LEAD Ciiorantootl Strictly Pnro. Beat Lead Matlo. UscitiyU.S.Goy. and Leai'iiE Ra'lroafls H. T. CLAKKE DRUG CO., Aoiil, Uiiinliu mill l.llicolu. s n tit y I ...t aim v fzcifl Is mm fl.H.BRDTTEKDEH & GO. tr"" f0 'it tut m,n ,11"' STERBROQK s pens Leatlinp Nos. : 14,048, 130, 135, 333, 161. For Bale by nil Stationers. THE ESTCRBROOK STEEL PEN CO., Worku: Camden, N. J. 2G John St,, New YorW 1 hT a txma rtra.'li' tur tn ott ul4 i br iu UouitDrli nf of th worst klnj nail of Ion f lUBdioc liv tn curt J. Inrld, a trotisT U mj UUti In Oiicrv tlit I will tn TWU jl()TTU:) UKi:. tOK rir wl(b Tit UAULK TIIKATIKK on (M Jii,lo any io(TerF. Olrt Kx prii 4uar.o.a jmi, un.r a, bwcvu,ui rri sl, w.t. Survival of tlie Fittest. A V.KWllX JIKDICIK THAT HAS HLMIEIIJ JlltLIU.NS Ul'III.VO 35 IK A1IS I x iim.m von i:vj:kv ivouku ofi STIie Oldest & Dest Linimonl EVIIIt JIADK IN AMKIUCA. SALES LARGERTHAN EVER, Tlio Mnxlcnn Jtiulnnir T.lnlmnnt hual iiot'ii Kiiotwi nu- nioru iiiiut liiirty-urf a lyt-nia ns tlm lieat of all I.lnlm nts. loi3 Man unit llcml, Iti aalt-s tn-ilay nic ilitiirer limn ovir. It cinei wlixn uiil Iothrni full, anil iionetratrankln. tonclonl unil lniisclo. to tho very bono. 6olul loveryTriioto. CONSUfViPsTiON