The Oregon scout., September 11, 1886, Image 7

BRAINS VS. BOOBIES.
In ovcry garden tho sweetest trees
nro the most frequented by voracious
birds, the sweetest apples are invariably
most pecked at. In society, too, there
are always on hand a number of not
only voracious, but very malicious
harpies. These not only find it a
pleasure, but believe it a duty to be
ever pecking at their more talented
neighbors. Lying and fault-finding
seem to bo tho chief provinco of these
persons.
This granted, it may bo asked if it
be a good tiling to be gifted in any one
direction. One would think not, judg
ing from the manner in which many
talented persons are dealt with. In
point of fact, the uage to which these
are sometimes subjected is of such a
character that they may readily bo ex
cused if they occasionally desire to bo
thought stupid.
Their less brilliant neighbors are con
tinually trying to pick holes in their
coats, with the view of showing the
world that 1 1 1 03 are not deserving of
such praise as the world seems dispos
ed to award them.
Critics who will graciously permit
persons of a commonplace character
to escape the lash of censure, pounce
upon a man who is popularly supposed
to be above the average iii point of in
tellectual attainments, and llagellato
him to the extent of their power. At
one time they endeavor to prove that
he is a rank impostor; at another time
tho3 hint that lie is a dangerous char
acter who is doing more harm than
good in tho world, and, in exceptional
eases, whenever he outrages their sel
lisli prejudices, they go so far as to cast
a doubt upon his sanity.
The individual who has made a for
tune by grinding tho life out of his em
ployes and getting the bettor of those
who have had business transactions
witii him, w 11 inform you, with unctuous
self-satisfaction, that certain people are
lacking in that most important of all
things namely, common sense.
Tho person who never reads anything
but tho most unwholesome columns in
tho daily newspapers will sneer at tho
productions of tho master-minds, and
declare that tiic same are but the merest
rubbish. Unless a man have the talent
of amassing mono)- even though ho
possess ten other talents which are of
a higher and purer character even
though ho have painted pictures, writ
ton books, made seionlilie investiga
tions, and formulated systems of phil
osophy, which represents more actual
braimvork and integrity of purpose
than a hundred fortunes, society dooms
itself at liberty to make light of him,
and to sneer at him if it fuel disposed
to do so. When it does condescend to
recognize his claim, it often does so in
a manner which may well inspire him
with the most profound disgust. In
nine cases out of ten people exalt him
when they do so because they wisli
to be exalted themselves. They would
like to bo understood that they are on
terms of intimacy with this man of
genius, or that they have been gracious
ly pleased to patronize that woman of
talent.
Xo doubt there arc some enterprising
beings who would keep a recognized
man of talent about their promises,
just as they keep prize cattle, if the ex
penditure of mono would onabio them
to do so.
At the same time, nine-tenths of
tlioe who sound t ho praises of their
intellectual friends or, rather, those
whom they aro pleased to .-ay are their
friends are very careful to point out
that tho said friends aro peculiar and
eccentric, and soon, as if ''those creat
ures" could do the work which they aro
doing if they were continually pausing
in their labors to see that they were not
outraging any of tho laws 6f conven
tionality. Hut when a man of ability conies to
grief! why, what a shaking of heads
and a time for rojoic'ng! Stup d peo
ple gloat over tho fact that lie lias not
been able to take care of himself bet
ter than they have boon able to look
after themselves. Tho chances are
that they begin to think themselves
quite shrewd on tho score of his soli
tar' failure in a matter which is, in
their eyes, of paramount importance,
but to which ho lias devoted little at
tention. Cultivated people, in addition
to being, as a class, disliked, aro gen
erally feared. Tho ordiuary person is
not at eas j when talking to them, and
considers that tho less intercourse ho
has with them the bo.t -r for his consti
tution anil peaeo of mind. Often ho
fancies that tho stupendous beings can
not take an interest in matters which
most delight ordinary natures. In nil
this tho booby is very foolish. A woak
mind is always benefited when brought
in contact with a strong one, and it
will bo found, in many cases, that those
who possess tho most powerful intel
lects havo tho gentleness and, in many
respects, the slnipl. city of children.
Of course, there aro so-called talent
ed people who will not condescend to
consort with those who aro assumed to
bo unibler mentally than themselves,
and make a po nt of snubbing those
who will submit to snubbing from
them. These are but liauty tyrants,
who in the court of genius crown them
selves and userp the chair intended for
their bottors.
It will bo well for thoso who aro now
cm-died by tho assumption and reputed
knowledge of those literary, scientific,
and other bullies if they will tnko heart
in believing that tho day is coming
when only true merit can expect re
ward. Yet tho spirit that led to the persecu
tion of Galileo and impeded the work
of Georgo Stophonon is as active to
da. as over, in spito of tho fact that
experience tolls us tho lnttud theory of
the hour becomes tho goldou rule of
to-morrow.
Thus it happens that Brains frequent
ly fail to roup tho reward of thoir
labors, unless they can be said to hu re
warded when, after thoir bodies havo
crumbled into dust, statuos are erected
to th-'ir memories, and other honors
paid thoui. Jim Katharine Clapp,in the
1 urrent,
TI.e .Vim lias ordered a Hoc pruts. It wa
troper that It tuouM A paper tliat I mlltwl
witn a .Imvul otiRbt to tx 'flute! 011 u Hot)
j jc. D utrtf TrllH'.
A CENT MADE HIM.
Ilio storyomrrnmii's Ittse to Alllu-
ciicc.
Into a small crack of the ledge of tho
toll-window at the South-side end of
tho Smitlilield street bridge are firmly
driven two copper cents. They are tar-
nisnctl anu dull, and nrobaulv never
are noticed by tho hundreds who daily
pass their pennies over them.
let these two cents have a very ro
mantic history, which was rehearsed to
a reporter by "Dick" Porter, tho genial
night collector. "Tit's one," ho sa'd,
pointing to one whose edgo was just
visible, "was owed to me for thirteen
years. In the spring of 1S72 a man
named Charles Henderson came to me
about 10 o'clock at nijrht. and said ho
wanted to cross the bridge, but was
'busted.' He declared upon his honor
that ho would pay me back the cent.
That's an old r:tuu and if I've heard
that promise once I've heard it a thous
and tunes.
"1 never expected to get the cent,
and I told him ho could go over. Ho
asked me for a piece of paper, and tak
ing out his pencil wrote his name at the
end of a note drawn in my favor for
0110 cent, payable at sight. The idea
of giving a note for one cent struck 1110
as rather amusing, and instead of
throwing it down 1 put it carefully
away and thou forgot all about it.
"One night, about a year ago, a well
drcssed gentleman caino over tho
bridge and stopped at my window.
" 'Is there a gentleman here named
Richard Hrokaw?" ho inquired. 1 told
him that was may name.
" 'Well, I've como to pay a note I
owe you,' he said. 1 thought the man
must no crazv. 1 eouhlit t oven re-
menilvr ever seeing him, much less
lending him any money. Observing
my puzzled looks ho sa d:
"I)o you remember 0110 night thir
teen years ago a jnvor man came to
you and asked you to pass him over the
bridge because he had no money; then
he gave you a note for 1 cent, signed
Charles llenderaon? Well, I'm Charl-s
Henderson. I want to pa' you that
cent with interest. At the regular rate
of interest for that lima tho interest
would almost equal the princ'pal, so
I'll just give you Scents.
" 'After I left you I beat mv way 011
freight trains to 1 10 west, where 1
wont to work as a lominon laborer on
the Atchison, Topck 1 and Santa Fe
railroad. I was soon made section boss.
and was gradually promoted until now
1 hold one ol its best olliees. it ou
had not lent 1110 that cent I could not
have gone to Pittsburgh, nor worked
the freight-car.?, nor gone to work on
tho railroad, nor been what I am now.
That cent made me.
"He then gave me a long history of
his life, and. after leaving his address
and teling 1110 to write to him if 1 over
needed a friend, lie left me. Ho
wanted to give me a nice sum of money,
but I wouldn't take it. 1 never have
heard from him since, except 0110 day 1
got a paper which stated that ho had
been elected mayor of one of the most
thriving Cities of the west. I'll not
part wiih thoso two cents for any mon
ey, but they'll stay in that window sill
as long as L stay here. Hero's your
change; good night." Viltsbunjh Ga
zelle. Women and tho Newspapers.
An eastern ladv visiting tho olejrant
homo of the proprietor of an inlluential
newspaper says to her husband:
"Why don't you own a newspaper,
dear? Just fancy! To havo a news
paper to 'go' for people in and a home
liko this!" After a pause "And 1
think I'd rather havo the newspaper
than the home."
That seems to bo all women think a
newspaper is for anyway, to pitch into
people and print fashion anil social
hews. I wonder how many of them
ever road the telegraphic news or tho
local news, sometimes, when it is a
big murder or a big scandal, they de
vour it greedily, but if women were t ho
arbiters it would bo a very extraordin
ary paper they would demand. I havo
known women who road editorials
sometimes, but they were generally
cranks in some direction. I think
thore aro exceptional cases who read
the police reports; but it is astonishing
how long a woman can loolc at a news
paper and not know anything that is in
it after slio gets through. A thing has
to havo a connected story in it before
slio can grasp it. A baro fact slips lior,
an incident may catch her, but a good
strong story in a kind of complete torm
she remembers every detail of, and
when she is told how tho woman is
dressed tho wholo thing lives before
her, and slio novel forgets it. San
Francisco Chronicle.
Heredity of Disease.
It is a gonoral beliof if either a inalo
or female animal lias met with an in
jury on any part of its body or limb.?
during the pregnancy of the female,
this injury will never bo shown by tho
offspring. But wo havo lately hoard of
several instances to tho contrary, of in
juries being fully transmitted, moro
particularly, however, from the female;
so that they ought to bo guarded
against in breeding, as well as against
disease in tho parents. Tho latter is so
generally certain to be developed in tho
oll'spring, all sensible por.-ons agreo
that neither male nor female should
ever be pormlttod to breed when di.i
oaspd in tho slightest degree. Thoro
aro immense losses annually HiiH'erod
in roaring voting animals born of such
imronts. Heaves, curb, spavin, sido
1)0110, and ring-bone, aro tho most or
dinary ailments that aro shown in
hort.es, while scrofula develops most
surely and disastrously in cuttle. P.r
ent animals of every kind should bo in
perfect health and condition atthoiimo
of breeding, and the young should bo
jud.ciously fed and attended to until
full-grown, and thou they will Lm lit for
tho beat of servico through an extra
length of lif. Our farnlors would add
millions of dollars annually to thoir in
comes, if they would persistently adopt
the above suggestion in breeding and
roaring thoir domontic animals. A. JJ.
Allen, in American Agriculturist.
Tho East and West.
''The question of the rivalry of the cast ami
west," said a gentleman recently to the Wash
ington correspondent of The CleceUi id fsudtr,
"grows more important every rear. Tha At
lantic scaeoast with New York as Its lieailccn
ter, becomes more anil more autagonistlc to
the interests of the west, and It Is only a
question ot time when there will be a great
party ot the cast opnojetl to one ot the west
and sonih. The elements for such parties r.re
forming, and It icetns to mi when they
cnstnlllzc that the reign of New York villi be
for the time over, and that the great west will
rule. The wet has now the major part of the
voting population of the United States, and it
U in the Infaucy of its growth, whllo the cast
is far advanced."
"Mlt'lit such a state of affairs lead to the
moving of the national capital to the west or
center of the country I"
"No! Washington city will continue to be
the capital of the United" Slates as long as the
union la.sts. The railroad and the telegraph
have made all parts of the country near to
each other, and there is not the reason for a
cential capital as in ttie past. If vou will look
over the torld jou will Hud that the grout cap
itals are seldom in the center ot the popula
tions over which they govern. London Is in a
comer of (ireat Biltaiii, Paris is in the north
of France, 1'oUIn is In the east of China, Her
Is in the noith of the German empire, and
St, Petersburg is nway oil on one side of Kiis
sla. Then there Is too much money invested
in Washington, both bv politician's and tho
people, to ever allow of a change of the capi
tal. The senators and representatives' now
own plvate property in Washington running
high into the millions, and there will always
be large ind vldual interests owned by the
men who control tuch movements. The gov
ernment lulldlngi of Washington aro worth
at least flu) OJO.oOO, and the parks are worth
many millions moie. Then there arc the his
torical associations of nearly a hundred jean
of our government No, I dou't think the
capital can ever be moved, and I dou't thirti
it should tc"
Mr. Conkling and the Artist.
During the time of tha electoral commission,
early in 1S77, when Conkliug was iu tho senate
and was its mo3t pioinlnout republican tfguro
an artist ot The Lutulon Xewt was sent here
to make sketches of the great event fur his pa,
per, and he wished to make Senator Conkliug
a part of these pictures, llo called upon
Conkliug nt his ri.slileui'0, and found him en
gaged In writing, lie was received lu a digni
fied way, and told Senator Conkliug that ha
would like to have a photograph of him to send
to l.onuou, and tlial 11 lie liad no photographs
he would make arrangements for him to sit at
any time with any Washington photographer
Conkliug should select, and that The Lyndon
Aevs would pay the bill.
"That is out of tho quostlon," replied Conk
ling, "I have something else to do than to
sit for photographs. I am sorry I can't oblige
you."
At this the artist turned to go, whereupon
Senator Conkllng said: ''I suposc, sir, you
sketch, aud if you really want my picture,
though I can't give rou a photograph, I don't
see how I cau prevent you from taking a
sketch of me."
More thgn this, he was perfectly willing that
the artist should take the sketch then and
there, and while lie was writing away the art
ist sat down aud rapidly moved his pencil over
tho paper. In the course of ten minutes he
ot np and bade Conkliug dood day, when
enator Conkliug asked to sco the sketch. It
was handed to him, and ho was so much
pleased with it that he told the artist that lie
would like to keep It, and If lie would allow
him to do so he would pose for lilm.
The artist wanted nothing better than this,
and he irot Senator Conkllng to assume a posi
tion ho had taken In one of Ids noted speeches
delivered a dav or two before. Ho kept him
standing until he bad mado an excellent
skotcli, and this sketch ho scut off to his pa
per. Cleveland Leader.
Don't throw physic to tlie dog if it is a
good dog.
A man who was caught (dealing urn in
said ho wns innkin an extract ot corn.
Wisdom mil not in knowing such a liovr
eiful Hiiilit, but in keopiti' shot on what you
dotwi' know.
Common senso will indicnla tho certain
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Two Inimitable IN-rliiinoN.
It is said of two of tho most delighttu'ly
frngnnt (lowers tlint grow upon Huh conti
nent, tho inaguolin, and tho ten olive living
in two or threo of tho southern slates, that
thoir odor lias never been simulated in per
fume. Kxporiinont alter experiment him
beon made, and when it occiiicd as it hiicci'nh
had been obtained, tho next moment, bo
fore conditions could 1)9 fixed and deter
mined, it wuh lost again. Tliero is no
doubt, however, but that soino one will yet
find a method of imitating thoir subtle and
exquisite fragrance, which comes and goes
so quickly us only to leavo an impression
of fleeting pleasure. Tho real skill ot the
performer lies in simulating such delicate
odors. Thoso which aro stronger nnd
conrser are less agreeable, and refined peo
ple coarser do not liko to employ tlioin. To
use perfumery skilfully is an art. for good
tasto forbids that there shall bo about the
person anything moro than a suggestion of
somo sweet smoliing blossom, and tho finor
and moro intangible, while yot porceptililo,
the more agreenlilo and artistic it is. Tho
production of somo ot tho most dolightfu!
perfumes lins been tho work of years.
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Salvation Oil, tho celebrated American
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soro throat, swellings, bruises, burns and
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bottle.
Tho law compels no ono to do impossi
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new newspnper outfits 011 short notice.
Prices sumo as in Chicago and freight
already paid toOinnha.
What great thing soever a man proposed
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For removing dandruff and curing ail
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Ayer's Acuo Cure is acknowledged to bo
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Kvery mnn is the maker of his own for-
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Mid by diligence and patience the worm ate
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Ridicule dishonors moro than dishonor.
The boys who recently went, to Bur
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"Well, I'll bo hanged!" exclaimed tho as
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I.YaAH Ausm, Xo. Cliliago, III.
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t ra 11 s A 1 1 antic lines.
Years Teneli HI ore Than Hook.
Among other valuable lessons imparted
by this teacher is the fact that for a very
longtime Dr. Pierce's "Golden Medical Dis
covery" has been the prince of liver correc
tives and blood purifiers, being the house
hold physician of tho poor man, and tho
able consulting physician to the ricli pa
tient, and praised by all tor its magnificent
servico nnd clllcacy in all diseases of a
chronic nature, as malarial poisoning, ail
ments ot the respiratory and digestive sys
tems, liver disease and iu all ciircs where
the use of an alterativeremedy is indicated.
Tho slowest sailing crnlt may easily be
mado fast to its moorings.
If sftllcted with Soro F.ycs, uso Dr. Isaac
Thompson's Kjo Water. Druggists toll it. :3a
The days aro shortening at both ends.
Eiery strain or cold attacks that wtik back
anu ntarij prostrates jou.
THE
BEST TONIC
"Strengthen tho muscle,
Htemlles the Nrr-re,
Enriches the Illooil, (Jlvea New Visor.
Mn, Johk W. Kknt, SUrkrllle, Col., mj-ss "Ifor
th psst tmdvo yiuirs I Iistk uffcrd with pains la
mrbsck. I umhI llronn's Inm lllttrrs wlili xrnst
benrllt. I feel bsttsr now thin I litTe for twelte
year."
MI68 LtMtKnnKNKAN.S6ISOooVAT., St. Louis,
Mn.. says; " I suRerad with spinal wesknens. pains in
my back, and nldepluisulgbtt. ItriedeTeryconcelr
aula renimly without luacli benetit, l'"our bottles of
llrowu's Iron Outers hue relloted me, and I cheer
fully recommend It."
Genulnsbssabora Trade Mark and crossed red lines
on wrapper. Tnlie no ottier. Made only by
HltOWN OIIF.MIlVM. CO.. UAl.TIMOIti:. JJO-
IT IS A P U HCLY VESSTADLE PnCPAHAllONi
c'.cHLWih: Gobies
StNrW-MANDFwKE-BuCrlU
AKO OTHR EcyJALU'ErriCIEMT REMEDIES.
It has stood tho Test of Years,
In rtTirlnrv nil llleonene nf tlin
$K?fi!. TIT.ItYiTV T.TVP.Tl RTrm.
SS&S) ACH, K
KIDNEY8, BOW
ELS, &c. ItFurlflesthe
Blood, Invigorates and
uicansosiuo system.
DYSPEPSIA.CONSTI
PATION, JAUNDICE,
COMPLAINTS, &c
disappear at oncoundor
its beneficial influence.
ItlspurclyaMcdlcIno
as its cathartic proper
ties forbids ita uso as a
beverage. It is pleas
ant to tho tnsto, and as
oasll7 taken by child
ren as adults.
B BITTERS
CURES
JUJ.DISEASE30FTHE
LIVER
KIDNEYS
STOMACH
AND
BOWELS.
nlinDIIKGICTC
,(fU.LUIIUUUI-'l
FHICKLY ASH BITTERS CO
Rolo l'lonrietor.
IIPRICE DOLLAR
GT.I.OU1S aud KansaH Cm
fWxast
Hot aviWV
1C
r pila la tit Rheumttlo line hare I
had aloe uiIdk
ATHI.0PII0K08 aso. II mada tborousa
cure la mj cait." Mfl. Klla Siallh, el N. Foitfr Hlreft,
K.rlniflfU, O. Allilopberoa If abiolutehr iaf, toolaluluj
bo orluto, morphine or other injurloua Ititredlenl, antlls a
sure cure for Khturaatlaui. Aak rour druciflit for Alhle
ytioroi. ITtou eaonot cal It of hUi do Dot irj omtUiluf
aUc, tut ordar at once froniui. We will atud it expiaas
ealdoo reeelDt of urlee. fit. 00 per bottle.
ATHLOPHOROS C0..U2 Wall St.. Hew York.
FAUH, JIASDS, l'KHT,
sod all tbtlr luirfaclloQi. Including; Facial,
Uaralmnt, huoarfloou Heir, IJIrln Alarka,
Bloltt, Ward, Mulb, frtcklaa, Had ro,e, Ai-na,
Altai k lleeda. rVan, Plttlnr and tbalr traalauut,
Dr. JOHM M, WOODBURY, .
nt.Albier, . EilVJ lalll. b.ui loc.lerKrtk.
flifff" IP" i& F Dafufss and Nsial Catarrh
WW fklti permanently rured. Olaitci
fm I SW) amMBBtj fitted for all forms of defeo-
VrTiSeiViySiNOSE & THROAT
Inserted. Addrett Ilr. IMl'ICY, Omaha, Neb.
IHE-OPIUM lliililt Painlessly
1 Cured at Home. Treatment
split on trial anil NO PAY asked
until vou aro benefited. Terms Low.
I Humane Jtviueily Co., XiiFuyutle, lud.
STUDY, noak-kerplnjr, lltislnesi
(iJiVI k Forma.I'etimaiislilii.Arliliinetlf. Hliott
i ami, etc., thorough v taught by mull. Circulars
rtc. JiltVAJ t"H COI.I.KOi:, Iluinilo, N.V.
IAVENPORT nUSIfVESSCOl.tECE
HAWUN, JIutaupurt, town.
& Hoaril
Ag filYouMK Meuor Indira In Mcli county
7 C&ii'P.W. ZlKULUil A, (JO, CUioauo. Ill
PUKICK'S COHN HXTIMCTOH cures
1IUN10V8. Druggists sell It, or by mall
Hm. of W. it. PKNK'IC, St. Jui-ph, Mo.
CORNS
Mni-iililim Illllllt Gllraillll U
tolidiluya. No tiy till Uurad.
UK j. bl'ufunas, 1.0U4UUU, uuio.
32o"..ac.
SS Nie( Till, AT SSViNTTI IT I JUST THf SaUl,
THt SS'S A Will- THSY STIll XII U THS dt J, m OAMf.
liillousness.l fhs orlir nal Pliotozraph. nn-
DOSE : ONE el Ue, of this picture sent on is
on thellow celpt oflOo. In stamps Addren,
Is ThG Brst
WalorproofGoat
B7DP MailC,
The riMl II RAND BUCKEM
In in narasii storm
- b,bB WMM IMmw III, U U,r. JDMllWIIHir" Hw
Islosue tn A J. TI)YKK, ) SliiimniiBt. KoaUin, Mean
oh mf mm
1 1 H B m '
V . T ,
mm 1 m u
0
vm
Luni as mu
M n U M
HIT I
13
Ssf4 SBsS
W. N. U.. Omaha
sum 1 ij.juiiiii. mimsiJiai
"FT) .
INSGfAH jDZTTEBS
In tlio "rent Klood X'nrlflorand Life-giTlnc
Principle; n Gentie Purgative and Tonic; a ptrfcel
Kenovator and luviuorator of the fjMeni.
In Vlnefrtir Hitters there la Tltallty but
no alcoholic or mineral potion.
XIKchnfm ofllio Sit in, of whatever name
or nature, nro literally dug up nnd carried out of
thosysttin In a short time by tho usoof the Hitters.
Vlnepnr Hitter allays ferrrlshneKS. Itre
Itcres, nnd in time cures Rheumatism, Neuralgia,
Gout, and similar painful disease.
Vlnr-gnr Hitter cures Constipation and
prevents Diarrhoea.
Ncrcl before has a medicine bcn com
pounded possrr Mns tho power of. Vweoab Btr
Ti'.ns to heal the sick.
Send for either of our valuable rcferencs)
books for ladles, for farmers, for merchants, our
Medlcnt Treatise on Dlieases, cr our Cttcchtsm
on Intemperanco nnd Tobacco, which last should
bo read by every child and youth in the land.
Any two of thenliove tmoks mailed froe on
receipt of four cents for registration feea.
tULMcUonaldDrng Co., C32 Washington St., N.T.
BlHAUST B OiTALITY.
ll.I.UHTKATlU) S.VMI'I.rc I'ltlttS.
r
KNOW THYSELF,
A Grf at MnHeil IV rk on Manliool, Nervous and
Chyslcal Ucbtlliy. Premature lifcll In Han, Ki
aauatrd Vitality. Ac., Ar and the untiild nilierles
rrsu tine from Indiscretion t r exc ar; ?00 pszes.
lutiatanilally lx uud In fill, m 'lln. Contains mora
than lntaluaUle prcacripi Ion, embraclnc eiary
recetable remedy In the nlmiinarirpln for a I acuta
and chronic dlCAes. It Is rn.t'l.a Ically a biok for
every man, l'rlco only II by mallpuaipaid, cuncsalad
lu plain wrapper.
II.I.USTKATI VE SAMPLE FltKI TO A 1.1,
fount snd mldcile ajrd men fur the nt-itnlnely dsys.
Bend uow, or cut this mu, ai you mny nrver It
liln Addieil Ull. W. II. PA ItKElt. UulfiBOh L,
lii.Kicn.
N II -t)r Purker enn be conndenllally coniults
911 all diseases nf man, his specialties
OMAHA TYPE FOUNDRY
NEWSPAPER OUTFITS
aViiriilwlictl on Slii-t IVotice From
Oiuuliu. at Cliicti4'o I'i-Icci.
HEW OR SECOHL-HAHD GOODS
COnRKSPOXDHNCB SOLICITED.'
OMAHA TYPE FOUNDRY,
Omaha, Neb., 12th and Howard.
ASK rOK THE
licit material, perfect fit, equals any S or (0 shoe,
every pair warranted. Takti none unless stamped
" W. 1.. Douclaa t3 00 Shoe. Warranted." ContreM.
jiuiton k:hi i.uc.o. isoya iikic
for tho AV. I,. J)ouclua'
S'J.OO Mime. Manic sty Us s
the UOObhoe. It you cauuot
ra ant .H rlraB'On noatlll .V,
card to W. 1.. Uouclas. SPA
VlUVklUll, iu."
STERBI,GOIs;iENLs
Leading, Nos. : 14, 048, 130, 135, 333, 161.
For Salo by all Statlonors.
THE ESTERDROOK STECL PEfl CO.,
Works : Camden, N.J. 26 John St., Now Ycrl
JOJUES
PAYSthon?E!CHT
i'i Ton nson Scnlri.
iroe Lcvuri, Ktrl r.rarliiil, lrai
Tai llcain and Crant Mat f-r
S60
KterTalir.cale. 1-or fii-eerlaellrt
uiantlnn tnih rtilr ami aivirria
JUNES OF UIKUHAl
mN(JII.:UTON
trf
7 .4-
S3
rr0J fl.n.BRUTTEHDEH &DD.
a MM Ina IHOfltlBS.I. uAT
fa iHariiuarioHU Hawtaei x .
nuir the-
COLLIER WHITE LEAD
Guaranteed Strictly Pure.
Boat Lead Mado.
UscfliiyU.S.6o7, and Leatl'iior RaMroads
H. T. OLAHKE DRUG CO.,
Audit), Oiiuilia unil Lincoln
GONSUMPX
I DAT m POIIIIV rtlUtdf W U UOT .HiJ iVJ tl
tnouatndi of cti tf ttt vurit kind nt of lnc ttan4Uf
bkv ttn eurt4. Indl, tAitrsnv li my Ultti 1b t'i
trutlwlll itnrl TWO J10TTM3 rilXK, Ut r Wtlh TlL
VABL& TKKA.TISJS oa iMa AlMtic.to n j tiiff.ror. QlrJU
pr.ii 4U4 r. 0. tldrtit, UB. X. A. 6L X'U. HI l'4rl 8U U.T.
CURES WHERE All EUl FAIIS.
Beit OoiikIi Byrun. 'Ivastea rood. Use
In Hue. Bold ly druiiisUta.
kvi?al of the Fittest.
3a F.JIILr MEDH IMi TIUT has nKAinu!
illLLlO.NS IJIKI.VO 35 VtAUM
3 X KAMI VOU i;VKV lOUW OF
JUAIV AMI ltUAb'V I
The Oldest & Dost Liniment
Kvuu aiAm: ik ameiuoa.
BALES LAEQER THANEVEE,
Tho BfoTlcan UtlstAner T.lnlrnf Via.
been known for mora tliun ililitv.nD
yciita iiH llui best of all Mulmenta, foil
uii nun jieimi. iiH tniea to-dnj- ai
larfrrr limn cv-ir. It cuius m i,. ..i:!
otbers full, and ptmoti'Htcitrl.-lii. teuilonl
huh uiuauu-. 10 vuo yory UOUo. ffojij
eapMSBKssTaTaai
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