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About The Oregon scout. (Union, Union County, Or.) 188?-1918 | View Entire Issue (Aug. 8, 1885)
A STRANGK bTORY. A Beardless Kntry Clerk Plsem ere I To Be a Woitmii. Twenty Ijaokkuopors arc employee! by Lansrliolo; Turner it Andrews, mun utaeturcrs of leather pooils. writes n I'liiladelphia correspondent to The Xtw York Herald. Among the number un til this afternoon was a young entry clerk known as Charles Hunter. Ho was engaged about six mouths .nro and did the worn assigned him in a perfectly satisfactory niftuner. He was quito Veminate in appearance and conduct, and though fully 23 years of ago had not a suspicion of a mus tachcO or beard on his face. His clothes did not lit him, and had evi dently been purchased at a ready made clothier's. o The other bookkeep ers guyed their companion, niftl many of them acquired a playful habit of rubbing him on the chin as they asked where his beard was. All these jokes, the young person received n good part, and oven listened with relish to the fabulous tales of the clerks about the frail sex. Ho attended to the duties in the counting-room witli fidelity until about a month ago, when lie b!gan to absent himself for about an hour ever- fore noon and an hour esory afternoon. This went ou for some "time without occasioning comment, Out, the chief bookkeeper finally found it his duty to report the new clerk. H was also'ob served that Hunter became preoccu pied and less careful about '.lie work. Mr. Turner and his partner, Mr. An drews, had a conference about the young clerk. They decided to give hi in a further trial, and directed the head bookkeeper to caution him, but Hunter continued to take his depart ure as usual, and the absence was of the same duration. A young clerk in the front ollioe, who doubtless knew by experience when policy numbers were posted, advanced the theory to his em ployer that Hunter bought lottery tickets. This afternoon Mr. Andrews, who prides himself on his ability as a stu dent of character, decided to stop what ho believed to be Hunter's only vice, and at the same time to surprise and trick him of his secret. So when the young man reentered, after the usual absence, Mr Andrews called him into the inner otlicc, and after closing the door, began slowly and solemnly: "Vo have found you out, and the best thing for you to do is to make a clean breast of everything." "Indeed " Consternation was depicted in the clerk's lace. "Ves, 1 know this is a delicate thing for botli ot us," continued Mr. And rews. "Hut we have stood it as long as we can. Now will you tell mo one thing inoro?" The employer now knew that he was on tho right track to a talc of einbe..leiiient or worse. "Certainly," was the answer, with a sob. "Why do yon go away twice a day?" "To nurse my baby. "Ton see I had him boarded out, but had to bring him home because ho didn't thrive on the bottle." The look on tho merchant's face can not bo described. Here was a young man in trousers talking about nursing a baby. Andrews had intend ed to surprise Hunter, but Hunter had paralyzed him. "What! are you a woman?" "You just said you knew all about it, didn't you?" "Yes; oh, yes, so I did," stuttered the confounded Andrews. Then the young woman burst into tears, realiz ing that she had been deceived into a confession. To the correspondent she said: "My name is Mrs. Elizabeth Hunter, and my husband has been a clerk in a dry goods house. Six months ago his health became very bad, and wo saw distress threatening us. I had a youn" baby, and that complicated the siltis" tion very much. Wo did not know what to do. Wo came from Michigan. My father owned a store in the vi II aire where wo lived. J was tauirht to keep books. I suggested that I get a place as bookkeener. I got a neighbor to take the baby at 1 a week, and 1 sought a position. My sex prevented mo from succeeding. 1 became des perate. Our money was noarlv ex hausted, and my husband, poortellow, win unable to woik more than li.tlf time. Wo must have means to live. I measured myself as well as I could. Then I bought a cheap ready-made suit. 1 said it was for my brother. "1 then went to tho Youug Men's Christian as-ooiation, registered, and waited foca situation to sook me. Mr. Turner's son ajlends there. Ho is a gonorous-hoirted 3'oung fellow. Ho got acquainted with me and secured me the situation. I did my work faithfully until forced to bring my child home. He did not do well with the nurse. Cow's milk did not agreo with him. I don't know if I mako myself clear to a young man like you, but I can't help it. My daily absonee to food little James attracted attention and I have lost my situation. 1 earned only a week, but was to have mv wages raised tht first of next month". I shall have to leave town, because I am told I have broken a state law in assuming men's clothes. I have kept tho wolf from the door, however, and saved my solf-resjiect. I'd like to find a place in Now lork whero an honest woman can oarn an honest living Do I intond to resume male attire? Yes, if no ntlinr menus is nnon I L livo and not to fall. It's a censorious I world this, but I'm ready to adopt I any desperate means to success that 1 does not lead to moral disgrace." I '1 he lady requested that her place of resideiO'O on rifth street, near Hace. bo not named, bliu was In great de spondency. Charles H. Turner was soon at his houso to-night, and from huu many of tho facts in the earlier part of "this Btory wore obtained. In addition, ho said! "This yoiuig woman's story is true. I Jiavo every reason to believo. Wo had no fault to find with her work, but bbo realizes tliatsho cannot re turn hero. Hor follow-olorks, who have been tolling hor talcs about their rac kets with their girU, would bo Jnoa .paeitatod for service. It's too bud, for both husband and wife appear to bo deserving. Don't ak Andrews, of our huiiNO, anything about lu skill in uottimr down fo f.igts." Alfred I), Itiegel stated thai Mr. j Hunter, tho husband, had been in the emplov of hi? house, but that he quit about Hccoration day. He cave huu a good character. The Country I'nvy Aeraiu. An article credited to the Xcw York Medical Journal has been re-iiublished in various medical magazines, in which the writer is searching out the source of Asiatic cholera. One remvKkable custom of the Hindoos is referred to which otiito shocks our sensibilities It is a matter of religious obligation with them to always defecate upon the open srrounui as mo population ot Ifindostan is noany ;Hi),oi)),O0J, at least 100,000.000 pounds of fecal mat ter is deposited on tho open ground every day. Now, those who learn this fact "for the first time will doubtless exclaim in no uncertain terms in re gard to a habit which seems uncleanly as well as injurious to health. Hut, after all, is this practice any more in jurious or really any more uncleanly than depositing the fa-ees in vaults day after day, week after week and often year after year, as is often the practice !n rural districts. Tor instance, a friend of ours who was in tho conn try the past summer remonstrated with tho folks for not having tin- privy vault cleared out, and they seemed quito surprised that any fault should bo found with it, for they said it had been thoroughly cleaned only two years ago! Think, for a moment of piling up these oxerementitious mat ters for even one car without removal; think of the decaying mass undergo ingall sorts of impure metamorphoses and emitting tho most foul and noxious gases. After so considering, is it not rathei a surprise that the human family keeps so well than that so many fall sick? Unquestionably the best plan for dis posing of such material is that adopted by the authorities of I'ans, where it is caught in tubs from the various water- closets of tho household and the tubs are removed during the night. Their contents are disinfected, mixed with other compost matter, and supplied in large quantities to ine peasants ior agricultural mimeses. Hero are real sanitarv regulations united with econ omy. In New York anil other Ameri can cities all such material is carried oil' into the sea or other water ways, while many of the farm lands lying contiguous to mo largo towns are really siitl'ering for this very material with which to enrich the soil. If tanners would resort to some porta ble urns instead ot vaults, tlio tubs could bo removed daily or weekly to some remote portion of the family do main and there mixed with other com post material for manuring tho soil. In thickly-settled villages am! small neigiioornooiis wnero tlio Homes occu py an acre or less, there can be noth ing bettor than the earth-elosel. Wo know of at least one small farmer who occupies ten acres and who has on his place a privv which is no more obnox ious than iinv room in his house; and who furthermore greatly values the earth taken from his earth-closet :n a fertilizer. Farmers might, perhaps, be induced to send their wagons lor such material in thickly-settled small places where the acres are not broad enough to roceivo and properly utilize it. Tho further civilization advances in tho way of sanitary reform the more plainly aro we shown wherein we have been habitually reckless, and in nothing, perhaps, at'the same time, aro we more inditlcrcut and careless than in tlio disposition we make of oxerementitious matters. Dr. Footers Health Monthly. A I'lea for Largo Waists. Women who have the livings to earn must encounter severe competition, anil they will never receive considera tion because tliey aro vomcn, says The I'hiltulelihia Vims. They must ex cel in order to bo successful. Excel lence implies strength not spasmodic, nervous strength, which makes an ef fort once in a while, under extraoidin- ary pressure, but tho strength which can ttintjOlV daily work without exces sive fatigue tlio strength which leaves the eye still bright and the stop elastic after" a long day behind the counter, oyer the sewing-niaehiiie, at the desk, at tho easel, in tho kitchen, in tlio Hchool-rooni. Such .strength as this does not go with a small waist. From tho nature of things, it can never un less, ii has been poitifbd out in excep tional cases be found yi women with small waists. Strong back and ab dominal muscle muscles which can do their work without the deadly props of steel and whalebone now so universally worn a large digostive capacity, a rapid and utterly unob structed flow of tho blood in tho veins and tho arteries these aro some of the requirements of health and strength. And these things take up room. In most women Cod has given room for these organs and their processes, but it is reduced and contracted in order to make tho waist appear small. In the name of honorable labor; of healthy and happy infancy and child hood; of intelligent, high-minded womanhood; of everything that is beautiful and worth having lorwomon in this world, wo plead for the scorod, the maligned, tho condemned large waist. Give tho body room. It is a sin against humanity and its Maker to compress your waist. Saw 1,10 lli"1,ou'' An April afternoon it was, and there was a decided moisture in the air. Hut tho lovers seemed impervious to the elements, as they hunir carolesslv over the fence of the back yard, and said nothing to each other with great alertness, for the space of fifteen or twenty minutes. When at last the young' damsel re-entered the paternal dwelling, the domestic conundrum she encountered was shot oil' in this sum mary fashion: "Whore havo you boon all this time, Mary Jane? Does it take you half an hour to shake the crumbs out of u table-cloth?" "No, mamma," demurely replied the ingenious Miss; "but 1 remained out to see tho beautiful and oliariiiln; niinboaux," AuMor (, Jliyyi in fit. I Mai Maijntitic A kid ll)mr Tim liutM.yu JtamUtr. nuiull ijoy ou roll. SpcHtns ."Tlutcb. Can you spell? Well, yes; al most anybody can spell. Then spell this, and make out what it means. If you can't, then pass it on to your next neighbor: B-I1-K K-M-N'-N-O-O-lMMt-S-S-T-T-W. Don't say it out loud, but just whis per in your pretty neighbor's ear, that if she will place "these letters in proper position she will have the world's great tonic, which will enrich her impover ished blood, put roses on her pale checks and make her strong and happy. G'to the nearest drug store with a dollar in your hand, aud ask for llrown's Iron Bitters. o ' The Confessions of a Smoker. Yes, it is a terrible bondage. It is p slavery. Yes, I inhale tho smoke, and then blow it out again. It is very silly, is it not? I do the same thing with my breath. Away with this useless breath. Some breaths aro much pleasanter far, far away. Whv do I snioko cigarsP Because I am tlio biggest, and there fore the oignr cannot lielp itself. It is an economical habit; the smoke of the cigar keeps the mollis out of my hair. Then I use tobacco to prescrvo human life. Science tells mo that thrco drops of the oil of tobacco placed upon tho tongue of a rattlesnake or a dog will kill cither or both of them in a minute. I tremble to think how many times 1 walked in the very shadow of death be fore 1 began to carry a plug of tobacco around with me. Now when I meet a mad tlog, 1 am secure. Ho may bite me, but 1 will kill him. Tho cannibal who eats mo will dream that night that lie got hold of the wrong prescription. Bob Burdcttc. As if by magic ones pains vanish if ho bo a sufferer from rheumatism or neuralgia and applies St. Jacobs Oil, the pain-banishcr. For Coughs and Colds Red Star Cough Cure is a safe, pleasant, sure remedy. An Abscnt-Mimlcd Barber. "Yes," said the proprietor of an up town barber-shop, "Jim was a good workman, but I had to get rid of him. He was too absent-minded and forget ful. One old fellow, with a head like a billiard-ball, ho never failed to ask if ho didn't want a shampoo. Another bald-headed old chap got mad because Jim insisted upon selling liim a bottle of 'Elixir' that was warranted to keep the hair from falling out. llo cut one man's ear nearly oil' whilo watching a dog fight in tlio street. Jim didn't mean nothin' wrong, but as I said ho was absent-minded. When old Deacon Jones died, tho family sent for a barber to shave him, an' I told Jim to go up. It was that job that lost him his situa tion. Ho did the work all right, no body ever found fault with Jim's work, but when he had put on tho finishing touches an' pulled the towel off tho poor old deacon, he turned 'round and and shouted 'Next!' so that the people heard him a block away. So I told Jim that I guessed I'd havo to let him go." New York Sun. A Country Without Theater or Circus. Everybody on tlio island of Malta works and slaves at least sixteen hours a day, and ho is fortunate, indeed, who counts his weekly stipend at a dollar aud a half. There never has been a theatro or a circus or a secular holiday in Malta, and tho popular amusement is confined to feast days, when the peo ple congregate in one plneo and make themselves sick on pink candy. In tlio evening, when tho hot, blistering sun goes down, you can go up to the basin, whero tho sea leaves a placid jwiol in tho rocks and indulge in the giddy dis sipations of a bath. You can live there in splendor for fivo dollars a week, but at tho end of four years yoir won't know whether you are a catniarnn or blind fish. Washington Itcimblkan. If you nro tired tnklnir tlio lnrsro olil-fanh-toned frrlpinir nills, find tiru cut Isllcd tlnil iiutr lnir yourself till you tiro woitk nml sick U uot pooil commoii-Beiiie, then try Carter's I.ltllo Liver Pills nml learn now easy it is to bo fioo from HillousnoKS, Hcuihiehu, Constipiilion, nml nil Liver troubles. TIicbo llttlo pills uro miiillor, easier to tiiko tnul kIvo quicker ro ller than nny pill In u?e. Forty In uvlul. Ono u tfos o. I'rleo ' conta. SInrk Twain Is said to bo worth nearly hill n Million. "UOUCII OX PAIN." f"nre cholera, colic, cramp, dlarrho?a, aehei, rains, spralni, hi'iiilRchc, neuralgia, rhuumailim, SJc ltQUL'hon 1'al'l I'Iu.Icts. 15c. Franz Lizzi, tho pianist, is sovcnty-four years old. Wisely Adopted by Dairymen. Tho adoption by most of tho prominent dairymen and farmers of tho United States of tho Inyirovcd Butter Color nuulo by Wells, Richardson it Co., Burlington, Vt., w a proof of their wisdom in a bimincHH point of viow. Nearly all winter buttor is colored in order to mako it marketable, and this color is tho best, in regard to purity, strength, permanence and poifection ot tint. JIalford Snnco the Lett, tlon In Miicc of lu Do not ouy any ImlU- I)r. Murr Walker can frown but suo novo inuigges in swear wortlg. Sava tlmt and monty by using Stewart's lltal- Ing Powdtr for cuts and sores on animals. Sold everywhere, 15 and 60 cts. a box. Try-t M Itonan 1b not linndeomo. buthaB wlnulnir ways and a fabolnatlni; mnllu. J II. 1'IU.CII. rtockforil. III., ay he Bndt oveierinanr uunioiliaivi unt-qualrd for the euro ef ciJfi, fc-alli nnd ncratclici, aud Hie longer lie unci It Hie better no llkei It ana remedy for ccucrul itable ue. IllBmarck's old troublo la noiiralirln. Ho thinks It a nuisance. Weak and Weary Describe! the condlUon of many people Juit now. The warm weather, late in comlnx, aeenia more de bilitating than ever. You may bo weak and tired In the mornlne, without appetite and without eneriry Ifio, you need Hood'a bartapartlla to build up and itrenethen your body, purify and quicken the slug rlih blood, and reatore the lost appetite. Tula medi cine will do you good. "Iwn almoat completely ran down, and wai for lour yeari under medical treatment, belnjr siren up to die by pbrilclant. I have never taken anything vbtch gare me ai much benefit at llood'i Earnapo larllla, which reuorcd me to health and vigor. I rec ommend It to any invalid whoae tyitem It proitrated. It will rebuild the irttem and glre new lifts." Nklu i'OBLa. I'corla, III, "During the manner month! 1 hare bran aomewbat f cbllltated or run down. I hare taken llood'i Sana parllla, which care tne new vigor and reatorcd me lo any wonted Ltalttt and kUtogUi." Wu. II. Ctouau, JUoo,N. II. Hood's Sarsaparilla Colt by all druigttta. Hi tlx for 1 Uade only by C I. JIOOD k CO, Apothecarlr, Lowell, Mali. IOO Dos6 One Dollar A Good liinlornrmeiit. V.. C. Taylor, late n fanner near Junction City, Kim., now of Winlock, I.owist'o., V T.. writes to Drs. Oirkcrson fc Stark, of the KnnsuaCity Surgical Institute: '! ttiutik tlod a tr.ioiiHiiiul times tO.t I placed my paralytic son under your cere, lie is now well and has recovered the full tiso of his lhnbs." On life'Sjournp.v, without a destination, the traveler is sure toget lost in the woods. The purnt. wfrtet and bft Ceil I.tver Oil In the world, iiitnufai-turrit livm frrsli, liralilir lit rr. upon the r hote It U ahMtlniely rure mul awrrt. l'-tl-ni who have once lkrn It prefer It to allolhfrt rhjl-ltii h.ixr itrclUed It mperlor to any of the iiilior oils In market. Unit lit Ciiwii, , llitznu A ti. New York. C'luppcd lltnd. Taee. I'lmplef. and Hough Skin, cured by mine Juniper Tar buap, made b) Lmtiu., lUnnu .Co, New Yolk. q Mr. Itltilno will Mimmerln Multio. Tlio new postal card will bltisfPfor itself. It Is to be pink. O o MOTIli:itS. If you are fatllnjr; broken, orn out and nerrouv nie "clla' Health liotiew it." i nrnngUti ItiMik-woritifyire of no use to fish in tho forgotten streams ot knowledge. If afflicted with Sore Eyes, use Dr. Isaac Thompson's Eye Water. "DruggUU tell it. 23c. Wlirn you visit New York City, Tin Central depot, save llnupme Kxpressajje and $J1 Car rispe Hire, nml stop at the (irnnd Union Hotel, opposite said depot. Six humlrcd elepitit rooms lilted up at a rest of one-million dollars; ( 1 and upwards per dav. European plan. Ele vator. Itestnunitit supplied with the best. Horse cats, states and elevated rallro.id to all depots. Families can live better for lesa money at the Grand Union Hotel than at any other 'first-class hotel lu tlie elty A maid i'h a young lady who is singlo and who will bo won is who niarrieti. I.ll-'i: IMtKSIMtVKIt. If yon are lotlng your grip on life, try 'TVclli' Health licuewcr." (Iocs direct to weak tpota. There are nn whlto elephants In thoulrcusei this ear. Whitewash Inn yono up. TTTicn Baby waa sick, we pare her Cantoris, When alio waa a Child, the cried for Coatorla, WVn alio bc-camo Miss, she clung to Caatorla, Wbou alio had Children, she gaTe them Caatoria, When tho heart is full tho lips aro silent; when the man is full it is different. 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Ely's Cream BalmQAIMB when applied Into the not trlln, will ho almorhi'il. ellectunlly cleansing I lie head of ralarrlial vlrua, taunlni; houlihyiserrettMiu It allay lutlaiiinintlun, pro tect the tncinhrano from freuli colds, completely heala the torn and runronn the eni' of liutf, iiuell aud hearing. It la Not a Liquid or Snuff. A few applications re Itrve. A thoruuuti treat -iSV 1 utAi rirn inent will cure. AKrecahlc lu ute Price 50 cent l iWall or at drugi;lti.. benu HAY-FEVER fur circular. ELY nltOS, UrUL'KUta. OwciiO, N. Y, K.prclally In Cholera Infantum li tho uaeof Jtldce Food invaluable. Many cau could he cited whrra every tiling die had failed, and KldKr'a food ha been trleif and retained. II v thn atrruKth imparted and Hi neutral action on the linwrli, ilio pliynlclan hai been uhla to ute tuch remedlra in lu effect perfect restoration of tho patient to hciillh. XII K BOSS COLLAR PAD Of Zlno &. Lonthor. It win poilUrelr Prerent chaflne and rare or tVltlier llorne can he worked oblla cure ! prr fecled. liar ri makers will refund uiuney if not talUCsil after .tidaya Mil UliXTliK CLJtTIH, MttdUoo, NEW ENGLAND CONSERVATORY OF MUSIC 1(oIiiii, Jlua OMIKKT In Amrrieai LurKt-at anil Itrat Killleilliilhe WOK I,l)-100nilruct. on, 1071 hludrolt Ut irar, 'lliorough Intlrucllon In Vocal and liittrumetilal iluilc, I'lano and Organ Tun ing, Kino Art., (tralbry, Utrreture, Krtnrh, (Jriraau, and Itallaii 1", iuri, UnnlUti llrauchei, Oi oinailic., tic. Tuition, f tr term. Full 3n. a 'i iwi boara a nu roiui. to ia I'm 1 1 Thrill Uglnt NtpltiiOirr 10, ItM. fit illutlralrd I Ut. i. jci v anar full Inloraiilluii, addrrii, Dlr r'raiikhu Kq , HUSTON, Msta. V. TUI IUI I CANCER, iv, tiitire cure No Knlr. Imrr, ho I'alD. W O, ,', ilr.LlityB,lowa. w. n, v )niuiiu mm an, WlTaiiTWIllTlNir JtTATlVKltTreKiW plM y you aw the idrurHtumeiiHu thli jpr immiibii tfgw ClltoRATtli "Wa Bitters wndtiefiif nernllr. H wmm T GRE '' FOR. JLXrO. qunts Rheumatism, Hem Icjia, Sciatico Lumbago, Backache, tic Jache. Toothache, Noi-o Tli roiif, Sh cllliiiro.Npt-nliK.Itrulscs, llill iin, .SenlilK, l'ruM III ten, nn u.t, iiTimt imnit.Y rim m iniri. aMlj Uni!tiiTMl P'AltrneYi-rrnliprc t IftjCeuUa tutlla. liLr,ti.n In 11 Liiurm THE CIIAKI.I'.H A.'V OOI'.I.KK CO. (-,..,, i A. VOOELER a CO.) lUitlaorr, B.L, V. H. X. B ROMAN'S IRON BITTERS WILL CURB , HEADACHE INDIGESTION BILIOUSNESS DYSPEPSIA NERVOUS PROSTRATION MALARIA CHILLS and FEVERS TIRED FEELING GENERAL DEBILITY PAIN in the BACK & SIDES IMPURE BLOOD CONSTIPATION FEMALE INFIRMITIES RHEUMATISM NEURALGIA KIDNEY AND LIVER TROUBLES FOR SALE B V ALL DRUGGISTS The Genuine has Trade Mark and crossed Red Lines on wrapper. TAKE NO OTHER. WIND MILLS Throwu in and nut of wind hy nssiiy ssltli ull let rra, piiUpt. ehnlus, nml MlreH peculiar to all other mills. 1U a IIICAU I.Ol'K to prnTrnt whel runnlnsnhun out of year. Slmplr, Mrnne, aud liirllr. Kullr nr. rniileil. twl.lVH Ati K.Vl'.S WANTICIJ. STOVER MFJ6 C0.KIfflM?i. mToiTintf tne tiumn riKt. ilolni- THE GMEaT OHIO WELL DRILL Drllliithoellaml pumpaout Uw culliiiKH of tho Hi 111 At each Hioke. I)rivrflllio caslnff or drill alioloiindcr It to let ii follow Tci ti tlio w I'll without rcniovlntf touUI Uutmi'A'ter Hum any other ml dnn m thH toolft futcrlvoaliom&kA m n a n l ii o h ii tools r botintr I.illdP. WELLai LOOMIS & NYMAN, TIFFIN. OHIO; IF PAGE'S Ii turd hrthonnndi of flrit clan Manofirtnim nil Mrrhinlrt on lliflr hut work. Jtflvfd GOLD MEDAL.lxindon.'M. l'mnounccdWriirf (luttwrn. Kpnil card ot'drilf r ho iloi not kirp t,wlth flro c iUmpi for 6AMPLE CAN rnrf EassiiCcBcatCoCIoBct:tcr,Misj. AJ 1 1 1 1 J u i liiuiuniuuiii Tubo Color", Wo. dor..i SabU ltruulK To. npi Ililtle, t . api I'lRijuiw, ,c iiti, l'llt. w. IDo. OIU, inc.. rmivR, 75oi luihl luhir SJc NuvHIU- and Trrnton Ware for Ditruiatlntf F m for l'ic'u-rain (lohl. I'lnuli, Oak anil Ilionrr H.Mnp el ofiuoldl.itr 60udoi n. bends cent Htamp for Cataloeua. A. HOSPE, Omctiia. Diseases of Women. 1uxiii IBofol, OiiiiiIi?!, rv'i. THE BEST IS CHEAPEST." excises, THRPHFR sa w-mills, nnf vnfn i iiiiu.oricno nnriinii.r Dorte Powtrs Cloicr llullfri IRullM to all rtlonl. Wrltn for I'll l.i: Illiii. Tamphlrl I a and 1'rlrra to Tha Aultmall A Taylor Co. iBoriut nam Wafer Gas Fuel. A Kortune In No coal. wood. P err cotiiitv ahe, dirt, imnko or fincll. I an he placed in any atorc. llurni three parta water toonc of olh Writu aloDCO furdenrrlnthn circular. V. 31. KATUN A: CO., Oiuulirt, Neil). FlVlinlriale unrl ItetMll pa urniturE DEWEY & ST0HE, Omaha, Nftb. KIDDER'S PA8T1LLE8.B'S: iBHHHBBMMrininBthuJcitowii, llui. COLLEGE Omaha Commercial. Hrnd name for Catalogue and iprclmrn of poiiibq III p. M O UUIIltllOL'Ulf I'r ii -lpa. YOUNG 1111 and lul.lu NU matter of huw At home without any other inainou laiitiude. lo.i of Mitmca IIIIMHMHKK, uffiprlnr, loiiit wife, neiiic niciiauouiu tie itnioroi to yiijor iiweiiiHi vaiiiuuio ireamos it 'iiipa, IDEALAj oven leoo Ut,TOt3 Bend for Clrcnlam. C.T.O. U.liATIIlintK, I'llnclpal. mm --- w u .n ldarM, Tfie Clinux Medical Co,. 75, 6t, Louis. i Narrow Escnpo. r.oriiKsTBit, June-1, IKS'. "Ten Ti-nrs iici I wn attai'keil with the rnnft IiiU'Hm' mul deathly pains In my Imrknml Kidntyi. "Kxti mllng to the end it tny toe9 aud to my hra In ! 'Which mmip mo delirious! "Kmiii n.zonyin 'It took three men to hold me on my bed at thrc! "The Doctors tried In vnln to relieve c.e, but to in ptirop. MoriJtiht nnd other on.-. f' "Hiulfflji eirett! O "AfteMwo months I wns given np to die III ' When mv wlfo hrardn m Ighliur tell what Hop Bitters had done fi'rhi-r, slie at uiiee got and g&ve me Mime. The tlrst ifne t asod mv hraln and aeempd to gt0 hunllni; through my system for the pain. The second doe i'HVd me so much that I slept two luuir. sunn tlilnc I had not done for tuo months, lloiorp I had used used live bot tles, I wai wi ll and nt work as hard as any man could, fig over three weeks; hut I worked too Imrd for mv strencth, and tnkltiir a hard Hold, 1 was taken with the most acute and painful rlnumntlsm all through my extern that ever w as know n. u O "1 called the doctors again, and after several weeks they left me a cripple on crutches for life, as they said. I met u Irlend and told him my case, and he said Hop Hitters had cured hlin and would cure me. I ixxihed nt him, hut he was so earnest I was Induced to use them again. o In less than four weeks I threw away my crutches and went, to work lightly and kept on uMne the hitters for live weeks, until I became as well as any man living, aud have, been so for six years since. It has also cured mv wife, iJi had been sick for years; and kept "her and Tny children well and' healthy with from two to three bottles per year. There is no need to be sick at all Ifi these bitters aro ucd. J. J. Hnmc, Kx-Supcrvlsor. "That poor Invalid wife, Sister, Mother, "or daughtcrlM! "Can be made the picture of health 1 "w Ith n few bottles of Hop lllttersl " Will yon Ut them suffer.':. J" I'rnsraite llir Swindler ! ! ! If when you call for Hop Hitters (seo preen cluster of Hops on tho w hllo hihol) thodrutr. irlst liaiuls you out any null enl'oil C. I). War ner's (iermaii Hop Hlitorsorwllhothor"Hop" mi mi', reftiso it and shun that (Initfuir-t as you. would it viper, nml If tin has tnken jour money for th stuir Indict him lor Mio fraud and suo hint lor tlio (lamigos for tho swindle and wo ulllioiwird you 11 i rally lorthucon-vctlon. Doctor. "Yes; you nro hlllons. Justtrct&boxof Wright's Indian VcKctablo I'llle J thCT will cure you." FOR BILIOUS COMPLAINTS. A Illlloua Complaints aro eanel by torpidity, coa" ceatlon, or tho ulceration of tho liver. H Tho symptoms aro ilark, p.rca(y, yellow skin, a hronn or wiillleh coat to tho tongue, oiipctlte Irreg ular, often a dry cough nt night, The ekin eoinctlmca brenka out Into pimples and iores.ftiul the wliolo sy stem Is out of order. rl cht' Indinn Veffiiluhlo 11 1 In nro ono of the very beet remedies known for any form of Uicjo troubles, and will certainly relievo tho aufTcrer. They ere purely vegetable, niailo from tho bert drngs by competent hands, and giro patlKfactlon. Thry are very gentle) In tholr nctlon, cauiin;; no erlping or unpleasant feel lnc to the most ilellraiii. Atrial will convince any one troubled with blllotisnraa that WrlRht's ln tlluu Vraetiihlo Pllla la the medlchio ho nccda. 000 &G08 Wyandotte St., KANSAS CITY, MO. fcicaur uraauan u ueaiciii. I7y:irrictlet iiiunraBP, Auinoritra loirut an Chronic. Narvout and Hi-rclal UImiktj, Gomlnal Wuknlt (Nltht l.o"sr.l,Kl i ual Dnbllllr ILois of Keiunl honrrl.Ae. (luaraotyCiAflor inonry rrfundfd. Clurrta low .aueiml rxnerlrnca iraitimarlinL mrreury orlnturtoii. innlirln.. u.til, io lim. Uitfroia buflut... Pitlenl. from a ditiinratrtittd hrmtll il1l- ciQ.i.nteTrrvhrrt fr.t from jr.ie or brrak.xe. Ftatoyour rtipaiitl icnd for In mi. CnriiUitiAnfrrriinflroiindentlilt A HOOK fur both iciei.tlluild, cutiriledrrCiaiuunpi. RHEUMATISrSraluMTiccoTt A POSITIVE CVnr. for nilHUMATlSM. $i50O for.nr riitthit trcilinri't fi;lf tn cure or Utt. (Jrtiint dUrofery in bnnaM of iiirU:rin One tluae cltei relief few iluiet r inoTri ff r ih! ii n jomti ('urdrnlpletrl in Jtn TdAji. Semi Ulcmtrilut w(iU nunip for ClriMilnr. Cnlt. or td. Or. Mender lon.OOGWyandottu St.. KantatCity.Mo, OSCILLATOR THRESHER. PATKST Alii. IltN 1'UU ICII. riiAI.N ANI '1'IC ACTION KNGINKS. o . . . . JOHN S. DAVIS' SONS, Bend for circular, a vayxuvokt, Iowa. DR. A. C. SABJJM. . Tirrnty Yeura' IJiprrlenre in FUi W I IT dlirairi treated tuccciafultr VH Hi I r aiidCUUI.U.iucliailTolea II sr b em aui.Ovarlau trouble luflam jlKD inaiton li "il l Ircintloiu, Kalh lOK aim Wipiui riiieiu Ul U Wmb, bplnal Weakura. aa ChaiiL'r of I, If r, and all foiroi t.t IlkVMl1 t.n..M.. . m rrllevelu all and putltlvely cure moil of thoie com Plalntat)nd HeaLneateaao coniiuon to notiiiuklucV Lung dlieaiei, I.lver complatnta and all dlieaiea of a private nature luccetifully tteated. CANUUIH treated and cured, Lettiri of Inquiry confidentially aniwrred. Addreii lilt. A. C. S AUIN. ltcutrlcr, Neb. R. U. AWARE i THAT Lorillard'u Ollmas Plug! bartnir a rid tin laa : thai IirrtlinlM '"'T. . lln I,nf flnaeutt that Ixtrlllard'a nirr Cllunlnira. aad that Itrttlanl'a H..ri.im tk Ull and ehupeat, quality coaldarad f The Best nnat. oil. mm hBSON. m i 51 IPVW The FISH DIIAND BI.ICKKIt ji wirrantrd waUrpnur, and will krP you in latliohtrdntitorm. Th uw I'OllJiKtj 81.lL'Ktll 1. aptrlrct riaiiigcoit, tl,ntl,a uH.II,. nf Imlt.O... tJ....m .M,nlna wlthuat th -tub Ilriid"triile.milc. lllu.liUd CaUlou trra. A.J.f ucr, UoUua,Mm. MEN I IVho hire trifled away thlr youthful vlir or and noncr, whs ar nffrrlnir from ttirrllilo DltA 1 ,NS tuil l.OSijUa, whu ar waak. MI1S or ull ujm,wIici Hint their I'OWKK vltHllty. rerr and nKXUAL blllKNUTil weakrued ky airfy ll or KYe'lIliSI'H.ein rrcflvo a nualtlvu aud luktlnr (IIIMIlL jouic alaudliiK the cata may he. or wu bal filled M vure, 07 a law aceaa or iiioutui ute vr ine ccieuraicu MYRTLEAIW TflEAT MENT ir l.KsS mpi enpomrc. In 1 F.S8 time, aud for I.KsS mom lriw iDlrlta and amhltlun. cloouir ihouuhti.drradful dreiio in tne world weaK uacic. neauaciie. KMIi defective memory, 1 M TO 1'IC N OK, flu. ImpedhuenU to marriur, udmauy other iyuipiitiiilradlutf lu C'O.VBUlJl'ilOri, or IN 8 Ail ITT, are ptomplly reu'oved by (lilnreiiimiit.invlmiruui manhood rci'i4. men, it iwse mo tiwinu fa twrjrt pen foot lexuni itren Ih irtMtt hcvall, y life mid (ha l-vo mid irrof Att- una in niiooii unrnrd marriM. ri KiuiiiNtM( lit in.i