A STRANGK bTORY.
A Beardless Kntry
Clerk Plsem ere I To
Be a
Woitmii.
Twenty Ijaokkuopors arc employee!
by Lansrliolo; Turner it Andrews, mun
utaeturcrs of leather pooils. writes n
I'liiladelphia correspondent to The Xtw
York Herald. Among the number un
til this afternoon was a young entry
clerk known as Charles Hunter. Ho
was engaged about six mouths .nro
and did the worn assigned him in a
perfectly satisfactory niftuner. He
was quito Veminate in appearance
and conduct, and though fully 23 years
of ago had not a suspicion of a mus
tachcO or beard on his face. His
clothes did not lit him, and had evi
dently been purchased at a ready
made clothier's. o The other bookkeep
ers guyed their companion, niftl many
of them acquired a playful habit of
rubbing him on the chin as they asked
where his beard was. All these jokes,
the young person received n good
part, and oven listened with relish to
the fabulous tales of the clerks about
the frail sex.
Ho attended to the duties in the
counting-room witli fidelity until about
a month ago, when lie b!gan to absent
himself for about an hour ever- fore
noon and an hour esory afternoon.
This went ou for some "time without
occasioning comment, Out, the chief
bookkeeper finally found it his duty to
report the new clerk. H was also'ob
served that Hunter became preoccu
pied and less careful about '.lie work.
Mr. Turner and his partner, Mr. An
drews, had a conference about the
young clerk. They decided to give
hi in a further trial, and directed the
head bookkeeper to caution him, but
Hunter continued to take his depart
ure as usual, and the absence was of
the same duration. A young clerk in
the front ollioe, who doubtless knew by
experience when policy numbers were
posted, advanced the theory to his em
ployer that Hunter bought lottery
tickets.
This afternoon Mr. Andrews, who
prides himself on his ability as a stu
dent of character, decided to stop
what ho believed to be Hunter's only
vice, and at the same time to surprise
and trick him of his secret. So when
the young man reentered, after the
usual absence, Mr Andrews called
him into the inner otlicc, and after
closing the door, began slowly and
solemnly: "Vo have found you out,
and the best thing for you to do is to
make a clean breast of everything."
"Indeed " Consternation was
depicted in the clerk's lace.
"Ves, 1 know this is a delicate thing
for botli ot us," continued Mr. And
rews. "Hut we have stood it as long
as we can. Now will you tell mo one
thing inoro?" The employer now
knew that he was on tho right track to
a talc of einbe..leiiient or worse.
"Certainly," was the answer, with a
sob.
"Why do yon go away twice a day?"
"To nurse my baby. "Ton see I had
him boarded out, but had to bring him
home because ho didn't thrive on the
bottle."
The look on tho merchant's face
can not bo described. Here was a
young man in trousers talking about
nursing a baby. Andrews had intend
ed to surprise Hunter, but Hunter had
paralyzed him.
"What! are you a woman?"
"You just said you knew all about
it, didn't you?"
"Yes; oh, yes, so I did," stuttered
the confounded Andrews. Then the
young woman burst into tears, realiz
ing that she had been deceived into a
confession.
To the correspondent she said: "My
name is Mrs. Elizabeth Hunter, and
my husband has been a clerk in a dry
goods house. Six months ago his
health became very bad, and wo saw
distress threatening us. I had a youn"
baby, and that complicated the siltis"
tion very much. Wo did not know
what to do. Wo came from Michigan.
My father owned a store in the vi II aire
where wo lived. J was tauirht to keep
books. I suggested that I get a place
as bookkeener. I got a neighbor to
take the baby at 1 a week, and 1
sought a position. My sex prevented
mo from succeeding. 1 became des
perate. Our money was noarlv ex
hausted, and my husband, poortellow,
win unable to woik more than li.tlf
time. Wo must have means to live. I
measured myself as well as I could.
Then I bought a cheap ready-made
suit. 1 said it was for my brother.
"1 then went to tho Youug Men's
Christian as-ooiation, registered, and
waited foca situation to sook me. Mr.
Turner's son ajlends there. Ho is a
gonorous-hoirted 3'oung fellow. Ho
got acquainted with me and secured
me the situation. I did my work
faithfully until forced to bring my
child home. He did not do well with
the nurse. Cow's milk did not agreo
with him. I don't know if I mako
myself clear to a young man like you,
but I can't help it. My daily absonee
to food little James attracted attention
and I have lost my situation. 1 earned
only a week, but was to have mv
wages raised tht first of next month".
I shall have to leave town, because I
am told I have broken a state law in
assuming men's clothes. I have kept
tho wolf from the door, however, and
saved my solf-resjiect. I'd like to find
a place in Now lork whero an honest
woman can oarn an honest living Do
I intond to resume male attire? Yes,
if no ntlinr menus is nnon I L
livo and not to fall. It's a censorious I
world this, but I'm ready to adopt I
any desperate means to success that 1
does not lead to moral disgrace." I
'1 he lady requested that her place of
resideiO'O on rifth street, near Hace.
bo not named, bliu was In great de
spondency. Charles H. Turner was soon at his
houso to-night, and from huu many of
tho facts in the earlier part of "this
Btory wore obtained. In addition, ho
said! "This yoiuig woman's story is
true. I Jiavo every reason to believo.
Wo had no fault to find with her work,
but bbo realizes tliatsho cannot re
turn hero. Hor follow-olorks, who have
been tolling hor talcs about their rac
kets with their girU, would bo Jnoa
.paeitatod for service. It's too bud, for
both husband and wife appear to bo
deserving. Don't ak Andrews, of
our huiiNO, anything about lu skill in
uottimr down fo f.igts."
Alfred I), Itiegel stated thai Mr.
j Hunter, tho husband, had been in the
emplov of hi? house, but that he quit
about Hccoration day. He cave huu
a good character.
The Country I'nvy Aeraiu.
An article credited to the Xcw York
Medical Journal has been re-iiublished
in various medical magazines, in which
the writer is searching out the source
of Asiatic cholera. One remvKkable
custom of the Hindoos is referred to
which otiito shocks our sensibilities
It is a matter of religious obligation
with them to always defecate upon the
open srrounui as mo population ot
Ifindostan is noany ;Hi),oi)),O0J, at
least 100,000.000 pounds of fecal mat
ter is deposited on tho open ground
every day. Now, those who learn this
fact "for the first time will doubtless
exclaim in no uncertain terms in re
gard to a habit which seems uncleanly
as well as injurious to health. Hut,
after all, is this practice any more in
jurious or really any more uncleanly
than depositing the fa-ees in vaults
day after day, week after week and
often year after year, as is often the
practice !n rural districts. Tor instance,
a friend of ours who was in tho conn
try the past summer remonstrated
with tho folks for not having tin- privy
vault cleared out, and they seemed
quito surprised that any fault should
bo found with it, for they said it had
been thoroughly cleaned only two
years ago! Think, for a moment of
piling up these oxerementitious mat
ters for even one car without removal;
think of the decaying mass undergo
ingall sorts of impure metamorphoses
and emitting tho most foul and noxious
gases.
After so considering, is it not rathei
a surprise that the human family keeps
so well than that so many fall sick?
Unquestionably the best plan for dis
posing of such material is that adopted
by the authorities of I'ans, where it is
caught in tubs from the various water-
closets of tho household and the tubs
are removed during the night. Their
contents are disinfected, mixed with
other compost matter, and supplied in
large quantities to ine peasants ior
agricultural mimeses. Hero are real
sanitarv regulations united with econ
omy. In New York anil other Ameri
can cities all such material is carried
oil' into the sea or other water ways,
while many of the farm lands lying
contiguous to mo largo towns are
really siitl'ering for this very material
with which to enrich the soil. If
tanners would resort to some porta
ble urns instead ot vaults, tlio tubs
could bo removed daily or weekly to
some remote portion of the family do
main and there mixed with other com
post material for manuring tho soil.
In thickly-settled villages am! small
neigiioornooiis wnero tlio Homes occu
py an acre or less, there can be noth
ing bettor than the earth-elosel. Wo
know of at least one small farmer who
occupies ten acres and who has on his
place a privv which is no more obnox
ious than iinv room in his house; and
who furthermore greatly values the
earth taken from his earth-closet :n a
fertilizer. Farmers might, perhaps,
be induced to send their wagons lor
such material in thickly-settled small
places where the acres are not broad
enough to roceivo and properly utilize
it. Tho further civilization advances
in tho way of sanitary reform the
more plainly aro we shown wherein
we have been habitually reckless, and
in nothing, perhaps, at'the same time,
aro we more inditlcrcut and careless
than in tlio disposition we make of
oxerementitious matters. Dr. Footers
Health Monthly.
A I'lea for Largo Waists.
Women who have the livings to earn
must encounter severe competition,
anil they will never receive considera
tion because tliey aro vomcn, says
The I'hiltulelihia Vims. They must ex
cel in order to bo successful. Excel
lence implies strength not spasmodic,
nervous strength, which makes an ef
fort once in a while, under extraoidin-
ary pressure, but tho strength which
can ttintjOlV daily work without exces
sive fatigue tlio strength which leaves
the eye still bright and the stop elastic
after" a long day behind the counter,
oyer the sewing-niaehiiie, at the desk,
at tho easel, in tho kitchen, in tlio
Hchool-rooni. Such .strength as this
does not go with a small waist. From
tho nature of things, it can never un
less, ii has been poitifbd out in excep
tional cases be found yi women with
small waists. Strong back and ab
dominal muscle muscles which can
do their work without the deadly
props of steel and whalebone now so
universally worn a large digostive
capacity, a rapid and utterly unob
structed flow of tho blood in tho veins
and tho arteries these aro some of the
requirements of health and strength.
And these things take up room. In
most women Cod has given room for
these organs and their processes, but
it is reduced and contracted in order
to make tho waist appear small. In
the name of honorable labor; of
healthy and happy infancy and child
hood; of intelligent, high-minded
womanhood; of everything that is
beautiful and worth having lorwomon
in this world, wo plead for the scorod,
the maligned, tho condemned large
waist. Give tho body room. It is a
sin against humanity and its Maker to
compress your waist.
Saw 1,10 lli"1,ou''
An April afternoon it was, and there
was a decided moisture in the air.
Hut tho lovers seemed impervious to
the elements, as they hunir carolesslv
over the fence of the back yard, and
said nothing to each other with great
alertness, for the space of fifteen or
twenty minutes. When at last the
young' damsel re-entered the paternal
dwelling, the domestic conundrum she
encountered was shot oil' in this sum
mary fashion:
"Whore havo you boon all this time,
Mary Jane? Does it take you half an
hour to shake the crumbs out of u
table-cloth?"
"No, mamma," demurely replied
the ingenious Miss; "but 1 remained
out to see tho beautiful and oliariiiln;
niinboaux," AuMor (, Jliyyi in fit.
I Mai Maijntitic
A kid ll)mr Tim
liutM.yu JtamUtr.
nuiull ijoy ou roll.
SpcHtns ."Tlutcb.
Can you spell? Well, yes; al
most anybody can spell. Then spell
this, and make out what it means. If
you can't, then pass it on to your next
neighbor:
B-I1-K K-M-N'-N-O-O-lMMt-S-S-T-T-W.
Don't say it out loud, but just whis
per in your pretty neighbor's ear, that
if she will place "these letters in proper
position she will have the world's great
tonic, which will enrich her impover
ished blood, put roses on her pale
checks and make her strong and happy.
G'to the nearest drug store with a
dollar in your hand, aud ask for llrown's
Iron Bitters.
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The Confessions of a Smoker.
Yes, it is a terrible bondage. It is p
slavery. Yes, I inhale tho smoke, and
then blow it out again. It is very silly,
is it not? I do the same thing with my
breath. Away with this useless breath.
Some breaths aro much pleasanter far,
far away. Whv do I snioko cigarsP
Because I am tlio biggest, and there
fore the oignr cannot lielp itself. It is
an economical habit; the smoke of the
cigar keeps the mollis out of my hair.
Then I use tobacco to prescrvo human
life. Science tells mo that thrco drops
of the oil of tobacco placed upon tho
tongue of a rattlesnake or a dog will
kill cither or both of them in a minute.
I tremble to think how many times 1
walked in the very shadow of death be
fore 1 began to carry a plug of tobacco
around with me. Now when I meet a
mad tlog, 1 am secure. Ho may bite
me, but 1 will kill him. Tho cannibal
who eats mo will dream that night that
lie got hold of the wrong prescription.
Bob Burdcttc.
As if by magic ones pains vanish if
ho bo a sufferer from rheumatism or
neuralgia and applies St. Jacobs Oil,
the pain-banishcr.
For Coughs and Colds Red Star
Cough Cure is a safe, pleasant, sure
remedy.
An Abscnt-Mimlcd Barber.
"Yes," said the proprietor of an up
town barber-shop, "Jim was a good
workman, but I had to get rid of him.
He was too absent-minded and forget
ful. One old fellow, with a head like a
billiard-ball, ho never failed to ask if
ho didn't want a shampoo. Another
bald-headed old chap got mad because
Jim insisted upon selling liim a bottle
of 'Elixir' that was warranted to keep
the hair from falling out. llo cut one
man's ear nearly oil' whilo watching a
dog fight in tlio street. Jim didn't
mean nothin' wrong, but as I said ho
was absent-minded. When old Deacon
Jones died, tho family sent for a barber
to shave him, an' I told Jim to go up.
It was that job that lost him his situa
tion. Ho did the work all right, no
body ever found fault with Jim's work,
but when he had put on tho finishing
touches an' pulled the towel off tho
poor old deacon, he turned 'round and
and shouted 'Next!' so that the people
heard him a block away. So I told
Jim that I guessed I'd havo to let him
go." New York Sun.
A Country Without Theater or Circus.
Everybody on tlio island of Malta
works and slaves at least sixteen hours
a day, and ho is fortunate, indeed, who
counts his weekly stipend at a dollar
aud a half. There never has been a
theatro or a circus or a secular holiday
in Malta, and tho popular amusement
is confined to feast days, when the peo
ple congregate in one plneo and make
themselves sick on pink candy. In tlio
evening, when tho hot, blistering sun
goes down, you can go up to the basin,
whero tho sea leaves a placid jwiol in
tho rocks and indulge in the giddy dis
sipations of a bath. You can live there
in splendor for fivo dollars a week, but
at tho end of four years yoir won't know
whether you are a catniarnn or blind
fish. Washington Itcimblkan.
If you nro tired tnklnir tlio lnrsro olil-fanh-toned
frrlpinir nills, find tiru cut Isllcd tlnil iiutr
lnir yourself till you tiro woitk nml sick U uot
pooil commoii-Beiiie, then try Carter's I.ltllo
Liver Pills nml learn now easy it is to bo fioo
from HillousnoKS, Hcuihiehu, Constipiilion,
nml nil Liver troubles. TIicbo llttlo pills uro
miiillor, easier to tiiko tnul kIvo quicker ro
ller than nny pill In u?e. Forty In uvlul. Ono
u tfos o. I'rleo ' conta.
SInrk Twain Is said to bo worth nearly hill
n Million.
"UOUCII OX PAIN."
f"nre cholera, colic, cramp, dlarrho?a, aehei,
rains, spralni, hi'iiilRchc, neuralgia, rhuumailim,
SJc ltQUL'hon 1'al'l I'Iu.Icts. 15c.
Franz Lizzi, tho pianist, is sovcnty-four
years old.
Wisely Adopted by Dairymen.
Tho adoption by most of tho prominent
dairymen and farmers of tho United States
of tho Inyirovcd Butter Color nuulo by
Wells, Richardson it Co., Burlington, Vt.,
w a proof of their wisdom in a bimincHH
point of viow. Nearly all winter buttor is
colored in order to mako it marketable,
and this color is tho best, in regard to
purity, strength, permanence and poifection
ot tint.
JIalford Snnco the Lett,
tlon In Miicc of lu
Do not ouy any ImlU-
I)r. Murr Walker can frown
but suo novo
inuigges in swear wortlg.
Sava tlmt and monty by using Stewart's lltal-
Ing Powdtr for cuts and sores on animals. Sold
everywhere, 15 and 60 cts. a box. Try-t
M Itonan 1b not linndeomo. buthaB wlnulnir
ways and a fabolnatlni; mnllu.
J II. 1'IU.CII. rtockforil. III., ay he Bndt
oveierinanr uunioiliaivi unt-qualrd for the euro
ef ciJfi, fc-alli nnd ncratclici, aud Hie longer lie unci It
Hie better no llkei It ana remedy for ccucrul itable
ue.
IllBmarck's old troublo la noiiralirln.
Ho
thinks It a nuisance.
Weak and Weary
Describe! the condlUon of many people Juit now.
The warm weather, late in comlnx, aeenia more de
bilitating than ever. You may bo weak and tired In
the mornlne, without appetite and without eneriry
Ifio, you need Hood'a bartapartlla to build up and
itrenethen your body, purify and quicken the slug
rlih blood, and reatore the lost appetite. Tula medi
cine will do you good.
"Iwn almoat completely ran down, and wai for
lour yeari under medical treatment, belnjr siren up
to die by pbrilclant. I have never taken anything
vbtch gare me ai much benefit at llood'i Earnapo
larllla, which reuorcd me to health and vigor. I rec
ommend It to any invalid whoae tyitem It proitrated.
It will rebuild the irttem and glre new lifts." Nklu
i'OBLa. I'corla, III,
"During the manner month! 1 hare bran aomewbat
f cbllltated or run down. I hare taken llood'i Sana
parllla, which care tne new vigor and reatorcd me lo
any wonted Ltalttt and kUtogUi." Wu. II. Ctouau,
JUoo,N. II.
Hood's Sarsaparilla
Colt by all druigttta. Hi tlx for 1 Uade only by
C I. JIOOD k CO, Apothecarlr, Lowell, Mali.
IOO Dos6 One Dollar
A Good liinlornrmeiit.
V.. C. Taylor, late n fanner near Junction
City, Kim., now of Winlock, I.owist'o., V
T.. writes to Drs. Oirkcrson fc Stark, of the
KnnsuaCity Surgical Institute: '! ttiutik
tlod a tr.ioiiHiiiul times tO.t I placed my
paralytic son under your cere, lie is now
well and has recovered the full tiso of his
lhnbs."
On life'Sjournp.v, without a destination,
the traveler is sure toget lost in the woods.
The purnt. wfrtet and bft Ceil I.tver Oil In the
world, iiitnufai-turrit livm frrsli, liralilir lit rr. upon
the r hote It U ahMtlniely rure mul awrrt. l'-tl-ni
who have once lkrn It prefer It to allolhfrt
rhjl-ltii h.ixr itrclUed It mperlor to any of the
iiilior oils In market. Unit lit Ciiwii, , llitznu
A ti. New York.
C'luppcd lltnd. Taee. I'lmplef. and Hough Skin,
cured by mine Juniper Tar buap, made b) Lmtiu.,
lUnnu .Co, New Yolk. q
Mr. Itltilno will Mimmerln Multio.
Tlio new postal card will bltisfPfor itself. It
Is to be pink.
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MOTIli:itS.
If you are fatllnjr; broken, orn out and nerrouv
nie "clla' Health liotiew it." i nrnngUti
ItiMik-woritifyire of no use to fish in tho
forgotten streams ot knowledge.
If afflicted with Sore Eyes, use Dr. Isaac
Thompson's Eye Water. "DruggUU tell it.
23c.
Wlirn you visit New York City, Tin Central
depot, save llnupme Kxpressajje and $J1 Car
rispe Hire, nml stop at the (irnnd Union Hotel,
opposite said depot. Six humlrcd elepitit
rooms lilted up at a rest of one-million dollars;
( 1 and upwards per dav. European plan. Ele
vator. Itestnunitit supplied with the best.
Horse cats, states and elevated rallro.id to all
depots. Families can live better for lesa
money at the Grand Union Hotel than at any
other 'first-class hotel lu tlie elty
A maid i'h a young lady who is singlo and
who will bo won is who niarrieti.
I.ll-'i: IMtKSIMtVKIt.
If yon are lotlng your grip on life, try 'TVclli'
Health licuewcr." (Iocs direct to weak tpota.
There are nn whlto elephants In thoulrcusei
this ear. Whitewash Inn yono up.
TTTicn Baby waa sick, we pare her Cantoris,
When alio waa a Child, the cried for Coatorla,
WVn alio bc-camo Miss, she clung to Caatorla,
Wbou alio had Children, she gaTe them Caatoria,
When tho heart is full tho lips aro silent;
when the man is full it is different.
Ani undisputed in tie BROAD CLAIM olfeelsztti
VERY BEST OPERATING,
QUICKEST SELLING- AND
Ever ofTVr'it in iio miMlo.
lloftetter's Stotn
ncli I mere, nn it hiiu-
rlllc fur liidlgrxtuiii.
BlIlllllH UK tit'. nru
the resuuircs of tho
lilmrn Hi'iipit'ln hnu
been oxmiiutud with
out, ul lcutt, duliiK
mure thnii inlilKiit
Ink" the complaint, n
coi,rie of this wliolo
noino biouiiK'hlo t'f
feet n perfect nnd
prrmiinciil cure. In
ull rate of dyapepbla
lliu Iit l mure or
IcbH illKoiUcrcd, nml
upon thin Important
Kliiud tho inner net
with rcKiilar dlstlnct
ni'ks, ri'Kiilntlui; nnd
liiilirornttiiR ewry
K'cii'llvi' and nluil
hitliiK orpin on which
lioilllv nml tucntnl
hcnlih diTi'iid, For
eulu I')' all Druggluta
ThU remedy contains no injurious drugs.
Ely's Cream BalmQAIMB
when applied Into the not
trlln, will ho almorhi'il.
ellectunlly cleansing I lie
head of ralarrlial vlrua,
taunlni; houlihyiserrettMiu
It allay lutlaiiinintlun, pro
tect the tncinhrano from
freuli colds, completely
heala the torn and runronn
the eni' of liutf, iiuell
aud hearing. It la
Not a Liquid or Snuff.
A few applications re
Itrve. A thoruuuti treat
-iSV 1
utAi
rirn
inent will cure. AKrecahlc
lu ute Price 50 cent l
iWall or at drugi;lti.. benu
HAY-FEVER
fur circular.
ELY nltOS, UrUL'KUta. OwciiO, N. Y,
K.prclally In Cholera Infantum li tho uaeof Jtldce
Food invaluable. Many cau could he cited whrra
every tiling die had failed, and KldKr'a food ha been
trleif and retained. II v thn atrruKth imparted and
Hi neutral action on the linwrli, ilio pliynlclan hai
been uhla to ute tuch remedlra in lu effect perfect
restoration of tho patient to hciillh.
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It win poilUrelr Prerent chaflne and rare or
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qunts
Rheumatism, Hem Icjia, Sciatico
Lumbago, Backache, tic Jache. Toothache,
Noi-o Tli roiif, Sh cllliiiro.Npt-nliK.Itrulscs,
llill iin, .SenlilK, l'ruM III ten,
nn u.t, iiTimt imnit.Y rim m iniri.
aMlj Uni!tiiTMl P'AltrneYi-rrnliprc t IftjCeuUa tutlla.
liLr,ti.n In 11 Liiurm
THE CIIAKI.I'.H A.'V OOI'.I.KK CO.
(-,..,, i A. VOOELER a CO.) lUitlaorr, B.L, V. H. X.
B ROMAN'S
IRON
BITTERS
WILL CURB ,
HEADACHE
INDIGESTION
BILIOUSNESS
DYSPEPSIA
NERVOUS PROSTRATION
MALARIA
CHILLS and FEVERS
TIRED FEELING
GENERAL DEBILITY
PAIN in the BACK & SIDES
IMPURE BLOOD
CONSTIPATION
FEMALE INFIRMITIES
RHEUMATISM
NEURALGIA
KIDNEY AND LIVER
TROUBLES
FOR SALE B V ALL DRUGGISTS
The Genuine has Trade Mark and crossed Red
Lines on wrapper.
TAKE NO OTHER.
WIND MILLS
Throwu in and nut of wind hy
nssiiy ssltli ull let rra, piiUpt. ehnlus, nml
MlreH peculiar to all other mills. 1U a IIICAU
I.Ol'K to prnTrnt whel runnlnsnhun out of year.
Slmplr, Mrnne, aud liirllr. Kullr nr.
rniileil. twl.lVH Ati K.Vl'.S WANTICIJ.
STOVER MFJ6 C0.KIfflM?i.
mToiTintf tne tiumn riKt. ilolni-
THE GMEaT
OHIO
WELL DRILL
Drllliithoellaml pumpaout Uw
culliiiKH of tho Hi 111 At each
Hioke. I)rivrflllio caslnff or drill
alioloiindcr It to let ii follow
Tci ti tlio w I'll without rcniovlntf
touUI Uutmi'A'ter Hum any other
ml dnn m thH toolft
futcrlvoaliom&kA
m n a n l ii o h
ii tools
r botintr
I.illdP.
WELLai
LOOMIS & NYMAN,
TIFFIN. OHIO;
IF PAGE'S
Ii turd hrthonnndi of flrit clan Manofirtnim
nil Mrrhinlrt on lliflr hut work. Jtflvfd
GOLD MEDAL.lxindon.'M. l'mnounccdWriirf
(luttwrn. Kpnil card ot'drilf r ho iloi not kirp
t,wlth flro c iUmpi for 6AMPLE CAN rnrf
EassiiCcBcatCoCIoBct:tcr,Misj.
AJ 1 1 1 1 J u i liiuiuniuuiii
Tubo Color", Wo. dor..i SabU ltruulK To. npi
Ililtle, t . api I'lRijuiw, ,c iiti, l'llt. w.
IDo. OIU, inc.. rmivR, 75oi luihl luhir SJc
NuvHIU- and Trrnton Ware for Ditruiatlntf F m
for l'ic'u-rain (lohl. I'lnuli, Oak anil Ilionrr H.Mnp el
ofiuoldl.itr 60udoi n. bends cent Htamp for Cataloeua.
A. HOSPE, Omctiia.
Diseases of Women.
1uxiii IBofol, OiiiiiIi?!, rv'i.
THE BEST IS CHEAPEST."
excises, THRPHFR sa w-mills,
nnf vnfn i iiiiu.oricno nnriinii.r
Dorte Powtrs
Cloicr llullfri
IRullM to all rtlonl.
Wrltn for I'll l.i: Illiii. Tamphlrl
I a
and 1'rlrra to Tha Aultmall A Taylor Co.
iBoriut nam
Wafer Gas Fuel.
A Kortune In
No coal. wood.
P err cotiiitv
ahe, dirt, imnko or fincll. I an he placed in any
atorc. llurni three parta water toonc of olh Writu
aloDCO furdenrrlnthn circular.
V. 31. KATUN A: CO., Oiuulirt, Neil).
FlVlinlriale unrl ItetMll pa
urniturE
DEWEY & ST0HE, Omaha, Nftb.
KIDDER'S PA8T1LLE8.B'S:
iBHHHBBMMrininBthuJcitowii, llui.
COLLEGE
Omaha Commercial. Hrnd name for
Catalogue and iprclmrn of poiiibq
III p. M O UUIIltllOL'Ulf I'r ii -lpa.
YOUNG
1111
and
lul.lu
NU matter of huw
At home without
any other inainou
laiitiude. lo.i of
Mitmca
IIIIMHMHKK,
uffiprlnr, loiiit
wife, neiiic niciiauouiu tie itnioroi to yiijor
iiweiiiHi vaiiiuuio ireamos it 'iiipa,
IDEALAj
oven
leoo
Ut,TOt3
Bend for Clrcnlam. C.T.O. U.liATIIlintK, I'llnclpal.
mm --- w u .n
ldarM, Tfie Clinux Medical Co,. 75, 6t, Louis. i
Narrow Escnpo.
r.oriiKsTBit, June-1, IKS'. "Ten
Ti-nrs iici I wn attai'keil with the rnnft
IiiU'Hm' mul deathly pains In my Imrknml
Kidntyi.
"Kxti mllng to the end it tny toe9 aud to my
hra In !
'Which mmip mo delirious!
"Kmiii n.zonyin
'It took three men to hold me on my bed at
thrc!
"The Doctors tried In vnln to relieve c.e,
but to in ptirop.
MoriJtiht nnd other on.-. f'
"Hiulfflji eirett! O
"AfteMwo months I wns given np to die III
' When mv wlfo
hrardn m Ighliur tell what Hop Bitters had done
fi'rhi-r, slie at uiiee got and g&ve me Mime.
The tlrst ifne t asod mv hraln and aeempd to gt0
hunllni; through my system for the pain.
The second doe i'HVd me so much that I
slept two luuir. sunn tlilnc I had not done for
tuo months, lloiorp I had used used live bot
tles, I wai wi ll and nt work as hard as any
man could, fig over three weeks; hut I worked
too Imrd for mv strencth, and tnkltiir a hard
Hold, 1 was taken with the most acute and
painful rlnumntlsm all through my extern
that ever w as know n. u O
"1 called the doctors again, and after several
weeks they left me a cripple on crutches for
life, as they said. I met u Irlend and told him
my case, and he said Hop Hitters had cured
hlin and would cure me. I ixxihed nt him, hut
he was so earnest I was Induced to use them
again. o
In less than four weeks I threw away my
crutches and went, to work lightly and kept on
uMne the hitters for live weeks, until I became
as well as any man living, aud have, been so for
six years since.
It has also cured mv wife, iJi had been sick
for years; and kept "her and Tny children well
and' healthy with from two to three bottles per
year. There is no need to be sick at all Ifi
these bitters aro ucd.
J. J. Hnmc, Kx-Supcrvlsor.
"That poor Invalid wife, Sister, Mother,
"or daughtcrlM!
"Can be made the picture of health 1
"w Ith n few bottles of Hop lllttersl
" Will yon Ut them suffer.':. J"
I'rnsraite llir Swindler ! ! !
If when you call for Hop Hitters (seo preen
cluster of Hops on tho w hllo hihol) thodrutr.
irlst liaiuls you out any null enl'oil C. I). War
ner's (iermaii Hop Hlitorsorwllhothor"Hop"
mi mi', reftiso it and shun that (Initfuir-t as you.
would it viper, nml If tin has tnken jour
money for th stuir Indict him lor Mio fraud
and suo hint lor tlio (lamigos for tho swindle
and wo ulllioiwird you 11 i rally lorthucon-vctlon.
Doctor. "Yes; you nro hlllons. Justtrct&boxof
Wright's Indian VcKctablo I'llle J thCT will cure you."
FOR BILIOUS COMPLAINTS. A
Illlloua Complaints aro eanel by torpidity, coa"
ceatlon, or tho ulceration of tho liver. H
Tho symptoms aro ilark, p.rca(y, yellow skin, a
hronn or wiillleh coat to tho tongue, oiipctlte Irreg
ular, often a dry cough nt night,
The ekin eoinctlmca brenka out Into pimples and
iores.ftiul the wliolo sy stem Is out of order. rl cht'
Indinn Veffiiluhlo 11 1 In nro ono of the very beet
remedies known for any form of Uicjo troubles, and
will certainly relievo tho aufTcrer. They ere purely
vegetable, niailo from tho bert drngs by competent
hands, and giro patlKfactlon. Thry are very gentle)
In tholr nctlon, cauiin;; no erlping or unpleasant feel
lnc to the most ilellraiii. Atrial will convince any
one troubled with blllotisnraa that WrlRht's ln
tlluu Vraetiihlo Pllla la the medlchio ho nccda.
000 &G08 Wyandotte St., KANSAS CITY, MO.
fcicaur uraauan u ueaiciii. I7y:irrictlet
iiiunraBP, Auinoritra loirut an
Chronic. Narvout and Hi-rclal UImiktj,
Gomlnal Wuknlt (Nltht l.o"sr.l,Kl
i ual Dnbllllr ILois of Keiunl honrrl.Ae.
(luaraotyCiAflor inonry rrfundfd. Clurrta
low .aueiml rxnerlrnca iraitimarlinL
mrreury orlnturtoii. innlirln.. u.til, io lim. Uitfroia
buflut... Pitlenl. from a ditiinratrtittd hrmtll il1l-
ciQ.i.nteTrrvhrrt fr.t from jr.ie or brrak.xe. Ftatoyour
rtipaiitl icnd for In mi. CnriiUitiAnfrrriinflroiindentlilt
A HOOK fur both iciei.tlluild, cutiriledrrCiaiuunpi.
RHEUMATISrSraluMTiccoTt
A POSITIVE CVnr. for nilHUMATlSM. $i50O for.nr
riitthit trcilinri't fi;lf tn cure or Utt. (Jrtiint dUrofery
in bnnaM of iiirU:rin One tluae cltei relief few iluiet r
inoTri ff r ih! ii n jomti ('urdrnlpletrl in Jtn TdAji.
Semi Ulcmtrilut w(iU nunip for ClriMilnr. Cnlt. or td.
Or. Mender lon.OOGWyandottu St.. KantatCity.Mo,
OSCILLATOR
THRESHER.
PATKST Alii. IltN 1'UU ICII.
riiAI.N ANI '1'IC ACTION KNGINKS.
o . . . . JOHN S. DAVIS' SONS,
Bend for circular, a vayxuvokt, Iowa.
DR. A. C. SABJJM. .
Tirrnty Yeura' IJiprrlenre in
FUi W I IT dlirairi treated tuccciafultr
VH Hi I r aiidCUUI.U.iucliailTolea
II sr b em aui.Ovarlau trouble luflam
jlKD inaiton li "il l Ircintloiu, Kalh
lOK aim Wipiui riiieiu Ul U
Wmb, bplnal Weakura. aa
ChaiiL'r of I, If r, and all foiroi
t.t IlkVMl1 t.n..M.. . m
rrllevelu all and putltlvely cure moil of thoie com
Plalntat)nd HeaLneateaao coniiuon to notiiiuklucV
Lung dlieaiei, I.lver complatnta and all dlieaiea of a
private nature luccetifully tteated. CANUUIH
treated and cured,
Lettiri of Inquiry confidentially aniwrred.
Addreii lilt. A. C. S AUIN.
ltcutrlcr, Neb.
R. U. AWARE i
THAT
Lorillard'u Ollmas Plug!
bartnir a rid tin laa : thai IirrtlinlM
'"'T. . lln I,nf flnaeutt that Ixtrlllard'a
nirr Cllunlnira. aad that Itrttlanl'a H..ri.im
tk Ull and ehupeat, quality coaldarad f
The Best
nnat.
oil. mm
hBSON.
m i
51 IPVW
The FISH DIIAND BI.ICKKIt ji wirrantrd waUrpnur, and will krP you in
latliohtrdntitorm. Th uw I'OllJiKtj 81.lL'Ktll 1. aptrlrct riaiiigcoit,
tl,ntl,a uH.II,. nf Imlt.O... tJ....m .M,nlna wlthuat th
-tub Ilriid"triile.milc. lllu.liUd CaUlou trra. A.J.f ucr, UoUua,Mm.
MEN I
IVho hire trifled away thlr youthful vlir or and noncr, whs ar
nffrrlnir from ttirrllilo DltA 1 ,NS tuil l.OSijUa, whu ar waak.
MI1S or ull ujm,wIici Hint their I'OWKK
vltHllty. rerr and nKXUAL blllKNUTil weakrued ky airfy
ll or KYe'lIliSI'H.ein rrcflvo a nualtlvu aud luktlnr (IIIMIlL
jouic alaudliiK the cata may he. or wu bal filled M
vure, 07 a law aceaa or iiioutui ute vr ine ccieuraicu
MYRTLEAIW TflEAT
MENT
ir l.KsS mpi
enpomrc. In 1 F.S8 time, aud for I.KsS mom
lriw
iDlrlta and amhltlun. cloouir ihouuhti.drradful dreiio
in tne world weaK uacic. neauaciie. KMIi
defective memory, 1 M TO 1'IC N OK, flu. ImpedhuenU to marriur,
udmauy other iyuipiitiiilradlutf lu C'O.VBUlJl'ilOri, or IN 8 Ail ITT,
are ptomplly reu'oved by (lilnreiiimiit.invlmiruui manhood rci'i4.
men, it iwse mo tiwinu fa twrjrt
pen foot lexuni itren Ih irtMtt hcvall, y
life mid (ha l-vo mid irrof Att-
una in niiooii unrnrd marriM. ri
KiuiiiNtM( lit in.i