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'ROSEBURG REVIEW j is i;;hd ' rniDAY i:or.Nixcs cy THE ULVIEV7 PUBLISHING co. J. It. IT. BELL, - - Editor. One Year -Six Mouth" - - S2 50 - - 1 23 - - 1 00 Three Months - CSSrSAL 111:01037. ' G rover Cusvelasd. ....... ... .FreBiJeut. Taos. F. Bat abd....... Secretary of fetat Dasiel T. aiASSixo.Secretary cf Treasury. L Q. C. Lamab ..Secretary of tbs Interior. Wm. CEsdicott Secretary o W ar W. C . Whitsev . . . ." - Secretary of a vv. VV T. Vilas .... .Post Master General. A. II. ' Garland. ....... .Attorney General MoEEisoa E. Waite. ....... .Chief JusUce. STATE OF OCEGON. J . Tf , DoLru u. S. Senators. T.-II. Mitchell."...';.: J - Bisgf.r Hermans. ....... . .Congressman. Z. F. Moody ..... . . ... vn')r- R. P. Karhart..... ....SecreUryof State. Edward IIiesch Steta Treasurer. E. B. McElroy .... Suj,t Pub. Instruction. W. H. Byars: State Printer. J. B. Waldo, C. J., T , Wm. P. Lord, ... .Supreme; Judges. VV. W. TilayeC, SCCOND JUDICIAL DISTRICT. It S. r'AK..... .f. Jntljje, J. W- HaWtos.... Prosecuting Attorney. "DOUGLAS COUNTY. ", 'V " :-'' Senators. ': a r ..... T. ...... . -...' G. W, IMDDIE, , . . . . ..Reprea ntatives. C. B. Wilcox, J " Tiios. R. Sheridan .'. Clerk. Be. C. Agee.. ...... ....... ..i ..Sheriff. D. S. West.. .4;....';. ......Treasurer. G. T. Russell School Superintendent. J as. A. Sterling .......... ....Assessor. J. S. Fitzhtcu. .......... .County Judge. J. Hall, C. A. McGek, . . . .Commissioners. N. E. Brit ...... .Surveyor. Dr. S, S. Makstkrs ....... :. . . . . Coroner. , precinct officers: - T. L. Gannon... ,. ,...'- Tas. Harpham. . . . .a. .... J JusUccs' Peter Junger . .Constable CITY" OF KOSEBURG. :f:trS'rXNTos,' John Rast, I IP. Sheridan, ...... .... ... Trustees, . C. Wheeler, P. Benedict. f T. Ford .................. ....Recorder. G3. LAsr&EnBERO.. ., .... ...... .Marshal. John Chase... ...............Treasurer. U. S. LAND OFFICE ROSEBURG, Chas. W. J ohnstox. ... . . . . Register. A. C. J ones .... . Receiver PROFESSIONAL- L KLASE. :: . JOHN LANK. JANE&LANE, Attorneys at Law. Main street, opposite Cosmopolitan Hot!. J C. FULLERTON, Attorney at Law. Office m Marks' brick, up stairs, E, J. PACE PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON. Oakland,' - - ----. Oregon. R. C. HUNTER M. D. PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON. CAXYOXVILLE OREGON K. L. MILLER, M. D Surgeoji. ; Ilomceopathic Physician. Offiico up stairs in the old Sheridan Brick, on Jackson Street, Roseburg, Oregon. Chronic disease's a speciality. F. G. (EHMBJL M. D. (Pronounced Ama.) HOM020PATHIC PHYSICIAN d Graduate Of The EJrilVEUGITY . Of lacipsiOi Germany. Ofiico & Residence at the house of Geo. W. Day, near R. R. track, Rose- burg. ...... HOTELS AND RESTAURANTS. BMLFY'S HOTEL. Oakland, Oregon. ioard $1 per Day; Single Meals, 25 cents, XTTltU house has lately changed hands and b orougfcly .renovated and refurnished.. The trarol- ng public will flnd the best ot accommodations No Clilnnineu Xlmployua. . sMnn bailey. ABSOLUTELY FIRST CLASS MRS. D. C. MoCLALLEN, . Proprietor of the ' McCLALLEN HOUSE. Large Sample Rooms for Commercial Travelers. Coach to and from the bouse Bajqjase dclircre free of charge, DEPOT HOTEL, . OAKLAND, OREGON. : Rioliard Thomas, Prop, JTirst Class SLEEPING ACCOMODATIONS. , . ' AND THE Table supplied with tho Best the Market affords Hotel at the Depot of the Railroad. MOOSE'S RESTAURANT. (rrincijNutl Business Street.) ' Rosoburg:, Orefjon MEALS 85 CENTS LODGING 25 CENTS We Keep tho Best the Market Affords. VOL. XI. GENERAL Sasiiel M.rks, - , G. LIABKS (k, Co. DEALERS IN LJl HAVE CONSTANTLY ON HAND VJool and Produce of every . tion Bought AND THE VERY HIGHEST CASH PRICES PAID FOR THEM. S. MiJRl2S Sc CO m;josephson. HBW fOBB- Keeps a full liue of Dress Goods of cveiy variety and Shade. A full lino of Silks. A full line of Satins, Brocades and Velvets. 0 : 35 : 0 h A full line of Fancy Dress Goods. A full lino of Hosiery. 1 A full line of ( loliiin-. A fall lino of Furnishing Goods. A full lino of Hats and H A full line of Staple and Fancy Groceries and Tobaccos. . A full line of Crockery and Glassware. I And last, but not least, a full line of Ostrich Flumes and Tips," with all kinds of Ladies Hat Trimmings and Hat Shapes of latest! pattern. i ' .. , All Kinds Of Fancy Groceries, Stationer,"'. , . Photograph atid Perfumery, Aut Crockery and Queens Ware, TABLE CUTLERY AND SILVER OTHER THINGS TO NUMEROUS TO MENTION Call And See Me At The Post Office Stand. BUTTER AND Successor to . .DEALER ft ' YH. DRY GOODS, BOOTS and SHOES, i , 4 CLOTHING, IT ATS and CAPS DRUGS ami PATENT i?I EDICINES. . - - , - j ! . . Cheaper than tho Cheapest, J i SHERIDAN Koscburg, They would announce that they have just received and now Lave on hand one of the i-wt Wm n :,:;:: ' Ever Brought to Douglas, and, whea added to their ' s . Etovcs of all Patterns and Ileady-mado Tinwar They are prepared to declare they have tie best supply iu their lino ofjany house in Southern Oregon, which they propose selling Cheaper than can be puicliased elsewhere In the shape of BUILDING MATERIALS, iu the way o Locks, Butts, etc.t we can offer superior Inducements to purchasers. Try us. J , ', , We can give you bargains in the following brands of STOVESj not equaled elsewhere; BUCK 6 BONANZA, FARM Eli S VTILITT, M.AniCVnov. - : OCCIDENT. IHON KING, ', EMPIRE CITT And other Sioves and Ranees. j Tho best of workmen are constantly employed in the manufacture ol our TINW AB anil Knvaffl titnnlil fAsra Am rtttnoa ' r We have aUo bargains to offer in; GUNS, such as Winchester,' Sharp and other luuee, as weu as enotguns ana nswis. . . -.r imn.ril Wo are also Agents for the White, Teerless and hew Home SEWIMJ MACI1ILS, which we seU at the lowest rates aud warrant as complete a cyery rcBpmw We can also supply " , Averill and Eulslsor Paints. The best u the market at lowest rates. Give rices, and we promise Dr. TUOIIAS GUAU.UI, A GRADUATE Of the University of Pa. at Philadelphia and of the ROYAL COLLEGE OF SURGEONS, and ROYAL COLLEGE OF PHTSICIANS, LONDON ENGLAND has located for the practice of his profession la ROSEBURG . OREGON. Office and residence. Washington street opposite the Catholic Church , - '1 MERCHANDISE - Asher Marks. Provisions, Cigars, j . Boots and Shoes. Descrip- ' Kosolurr, Or. CAS hp'?7, El S-l O 72 (D: Ul O Caps, Coots and Shoes. ograph albums Stand Han d, and : Hanging Lamps WARE, and TEN THOUSAND EGGS BOUGHT, j TJITLloore J. D. JOMSSOti. - 1 IN mi BROTHERS, rcgon, .00 largest stocks of ' - DEXTER, PACIilU, wiu. nt&T, us a call, inspect our stock ; inquire as to to suit you it anyono can. PAINT SHOP. For House, Carriagp, i " Sign, lr Ornamental, . . and all kinds of painting ; Call on Wm. Davis at Floed'a old corner, .Rosebnrg Or. t it ' ROSEBURG, OREGON, Douglas County Bank, HUMPHREY & FLINT, Rosebnre . - Oregon TRANSACT A GENERAL BAITHHTQ- 3TJ0IITESD SigM Drafts Drawn oa rorllaud, Sau Francisco, New York aud other pobts. Bills of exchange on the principal cities of Europe. Deposits re ccived subject to chack. Collections made on oil accessablepoints at reasonable rates. JOSEPH SHINDLER, PH0PRIET O R Of The CITY BAKERY AND- KEErS CONSTANTLY ON HAND A full slock of Bread, Cakes, Ties, Hain and Fancy Crackers, etc. Also a fine selection of French and American Candies and Choc ate Goods. - , OREGON PACIFIC R.R Willamette Valley to Ban Francisco Via- Yaquina. DAILY TRAINS, " ' .11 , ; -j' . ; j'; TR.UXS LEAVE CORVALLIS Dailr, xccpt Sunday s, at 2 P. M. . .- i LEAVE YAQUINA Dailj, except Sunday's, At 7:10 A. M. : Tb Company ,: KeriKhl to tUusa saUiiiff days. Farcj a3 Frsiht at reduced ami mndente ratcu lUvcr Boats oa fjj , Willim-itta conn cttiii Corvallif." . J. 0. SHERIDAiY , : Successor tojar R, S & J. C SHERIDAiY, DEALER IN- HARDWARE Stoves and Tinware, Roscburg, Oregon THE undersigned takce pleasure iu an nouncinu to the public that ho st-Hi overythiDg in his line at prices that defy coiipstitioi:: I? 4'0U want- 5T0TE3, AGSIOULTUiiaL TUGLS IS0S, ; ST11L... , SAILS, H0SSHHDE3, TINWAEE, CUTLSSY Qr any thin K in my lino, call and examine my stock and learn prices before purchasing else. wnere, -as 1 am selling lower than ever. I C. SHERIDAN T JASKULEK, tl. l'racilcal , Watchmaker, Jeweler and Optician . ALL WORK WARRANTED. : Dealer in Watches, Clock?, Jewelry, Spectacles and Eyeglasses. ; A FULI, LINK OF CIGARS, TOBACCO A FANCY GOODS. THE ONLV RELIABLE OITOMER IN TOWN (or the properadjustment ot Spectacles. Deiwt of the Genuine Brazilian Pebble Spectacles and Eve rrln morin ni I.. IT 11. ' - .1. 1 ... ... " fleldi s sesree, hal thflM wtie write In SUimob A Co., Portland, Main. will reeelTe (ne, fall taformatioa about work which lhy can do, and Hreat bonM.thatwill pay tbeeafreraSStoaUSMrSaT. Bmahm' earned ont $50 In a dr. ElUierKZ.roaBcoroId. Capttal Bctnqnlred. fea are atarted free. Tboaa who Mart at once art lUolatc!; tor, vl taaf UtUa fart&iMS. Ail Js sew. O. P T OMPKINS Agent of ALL KINDSOF MERCHANDISE! A., orders from the country Ailed on short ' .. notice from Every Class or Kind of Goods' from ' - First-Ctass Stock. . Absolutely n charges or conisutiuu. AVill b tharscd fur fllliaj; ovderf, - OFFICE: 107 first, street, AtD. W. Frestice Tortland,Or L. BELFILS I feel confident of giving satisfaction m nil work tuiruawa to me in waicnea, ckkss, anu jeweirj I also repair musical instruments. " Z I hare the County patent rt?ht for sale of Concrete vcmeui ripe lor cuuveyln water to any place ue sired iu Douglas Couuty, - . I will also teach any kind of tnstrvimeulal music. Anyone desirfug instruction will call on me at my watcnuiaiunjr soon. . j ueltiu. CITY DRAYING DONE WITH DISPATCH. (.'ALL ON JOHN V.1X CURL.. STATE AGRICULTURAL CJoi-vnllfs Oregon. Tlie next Session will begin on Si p- tember 8tb, with a full Faculty -as lasfc-year. r R. L. Arnold, PRES. GOLD 1 tuA I :H)AY, SEPTEMBER r 1 ri7fj Oliichl Expressions-"; Royal" found to bo th? ! only absolutely pure baking powder. . UOVl cmor Ilill, of Hew York Zu::c) says : " I tavo been astoaislied latel at tho extent Qf tlic lioa of food. ' It would Bcein ratod. This adalteratioa of groceries is ' becoming a nv ' ;zd evil crso thit wo shall havo to adopt Bcvero meana to check." Tho rnad-'rcrj of tha law cannot be put at work too "epcedil or i t'z.:: rw-.!r,t this who7 rs tdaltcratioa:of tho things we est. . Beth tho health and tho pockets of tho people demand-protection. ' There is no article of food in general use raoro wickedly ada! teirated than baking powder. . Tho New York State Board of nealtL haa analyzed 84 difierent brands purchased in tli3 State, and i ;und most of them to containa9uni or lime, many to such an extent as "to render them seriously objectionable for tiso in food. The sale of adulterated baking powders has been prohibited by statute in several States. It will bo in tho interests of thopubli:: health when their sale is made a misdemeanor everywhere, and the : penalties of the law are rigidly enforced. j The only baking powder yet found by chemical aaalysi3 to be entirely freo from lime and absolutely pure is the "Royal." Thi; - perfect purity results from , tho cxclusivo nso of cream of tartar specially refined and prepared by patent processes, which t-. tally remove from it the tartrate of lime and other impurities. The cost " . o this chemically pure cream of tartar is much greater than any other. Tr?o high grade of the Royal Baking Powder has been fully established by official chemists 1 - ; Prof. Love, who made tho analyses of baking powders for the Hew York State Board of Health, as. well as for tho Government, i .. . - . - - certifies to the purity and wholesomeness of the " Royal." Pr,pf. II. A. Mott, lato Government chemist, says: "It is a scientific fact that the Royal Baking Powder is absolutely pure." ; j Dr. E. H. Babtlet, chemist xf tho Brooklyn Department of Health, says (April 21, 1835): "I have recently analyzed samples of the Royal Baking Powder, purchased by myself in the stores of this city, and find it freo from lime in any form." ' j' Prof. McMuktbie, chief chemist TJ. S. Department of Agri culture, Washington, p. C, says : The chemical tests to which I have submitted the Royal Baking Powder! prove it perfectly healthful, and free from every deleterious substance." . , Bread, cake, biscuits, etc., prepared with Royal Baking Powder will be lighter, 6weeter, and more wholesome than if made with f say other baking powder or leaveniDg agent. - ' BO'ACO TTAC3 MAW Fas attainod a standard of excellence which ad tolls of no superior. . ltoontalns every improvement that lnventiTe genius, skill and money can produoe. r EVE3T OBGA1T - FOB F1VK TTEABS i - r . y.:m:y: : r - t Tlipso Or (rans arc celebrated for volume. fluidity of tori' thorn the uty aesurn, making homes, schools, churches, lodges, societies, etc, I ESTABLISHED BEPOTATIOX. tJXEQr AI.E9 rACIUTIES, . SKILLED WORKXEX, BEST UATEBIAL, 1 OOJiBUiGD, MAKX THIS THE POPULAR ORGAN Instruction Books and Piano Stools. , Catalogues and l'rico Lists, on application, ran. c:::cas3 cohase orsah co. Randolph and Ann Sti.. CHICAGO. ILL YillamettE UniversitY, -30- ;. PROFESSORS & INSTRUCTORS C( SlmlentH. 3T5 Graduates Department of Literature, Lav, Mod ; 'o'ne. Iaao and Art Girls board in Woman's Collcce, with nicely fur nisbeti room, 83.M) per week. Boys and Young steps' board ih tne xoung didiw BOARDING HALL, 1 A building just purchased and retnod- j . eled with 28 rooms, ' ; TlievminT men are evrtectod to supply; their fur niture, wood and light and pay One Dollar a month rent: Tn is tho must rononable living to students which the University haa eTer onereo. The rrest dent boards in the ball and has the supervision. fSTFirst Term Begins September fith. CaUlojrues sent free. . . , , T. VAX SiJOY, '. . President, Salem, Oregon. This paper is kepi on fdc at E. C. Dake s advcrl'u-mg agency, 64 and 65 Merchants Ex charge, San Francisco, Cal., where contracts for advertising can be made lor it. rirewster's Patent Rein Holder. I 7 - Tni an wo I I - s vtft, oe 6".lr j ; fcdiuv.iswrJiiJH Vnt r where yon jmt tem not 't horoes' One awn t sold lildrw-ia -"A'.rr ama o av. in 10 asra texsentsx. rite tor terms. rSTZZ, Cony, SScb, -" ' ; ' ' - i i " '.' iiv. . 3, 188G. ute Ii (saja a reporter of tho iV. T. that cverv thing we eat is adol- OVERLAND . JO CALIFORNIA 0SEG3N AND CAUFOSKIA R.R. And Connections. TIME, 2'A DAYS. . Fare from l'ortland to San Francisco to Sacra i meuto 930. Close comiectiuns made at Ashland with stages ot the California Oregon St Idaho Stage Company. (DAILY EXCEPT SUNDAYS.) East Side Division. . BETAVEEN PORTLAND & ASHLAND ! Mail Train ".' LEAVE. Portland ........ 7.80A. M. Roseburj.......6.25 P. M. Ashland..,.. . ..9.30 P. M. Koseburg ..6.30 A. M. AREIVE. Boseburg,,..ai5 P. M. Ashland 4.1S A. M. Roseburg....fi.25 A. M. Portland.. ...4.25 P. H. :- I Albany Express Train ' " LEAVE. ! I AREIVE. Portland .0f P. it. I Lebanon..... 9.20 P. M. Lebanon. ....... 4.45A.M. Portland .... 10.05 P. M. PULMAN PALACE SLEEPDia OAKS V ' Daily between Portland and Ashland. The O. and C. R. K. Ferry makes connection with all the regular traiusoa East Side Di v. from footof F St ' West Side Division. BETWEEN PORTLAND & CORVALLIS ! If ail Train- LEAVE. ' I ARRIVE. Portland..... ..T.S0 A. M. Corvallui 12.15 P.M. CkurvaUis. .. . ..1.80 P. M. Portland ..... 6.15 P. M. At Corvallis comicctjwith trains of Oregon PadSe for Yaquina Bay. : Excursion tickets on sale from Roseburtr to Yaquina and return via Albany, at $9 75. Tickets good to return until Sept. 30, 1336. Express Train. LEAVE. ! I ARRIVE. Portland. ......4.50 P. M. McMiimvillc. 8.00 P. M. MeMinnvillc.... 6.-15 A.M. Portland 9.00A.M. Local tickets for sale and baggage checked at com pany's up town office, cor. Stark and Second streets. Tickets for principal points in California can only be procured aud baggire checked at company's office. Corner F and Vrout Sts., Portland, Or. -Freight will not bo received for shipment after S o'clock P. M. on either the East or Weet Side Dir. oO. KOEIILKR, : E.P. ROGERS, 1 Manager. ' .. O. F. A Pass Agent. miS. S. A. UlTTCHLXSOX, MILLINERY STORE! Oalcalud, Oregon. T A DIES WILL' F.ND MY STOCK LARGE AND U Complete -Prices moderate. -b""- f ': ' . '' - (v '-' 2 '''" !. -'' .:,' ' v '' Cii-'t M CftU. Mbh. S. A. HrrcuissO!. H. PAURY, Merchant Tailor. in the Red Front, next door to A. C . Marks btore. Repairs and Alteritlons neatly done. ThM BtTTEStS CFCTDS ts tssised KarrJs assd teste year. 3rSSO fsagc, i s, rk aRSr iiiery. p CrVU Vtelea Priecs fishes ta eemumer oa all r for peraanal ar UxaUy ium Ti-M bow to order, suad 0ra exact est ef crerw thinj yaw sue, tt slrHslc, rear, or hare fast Wltii. Tbs X3VALVABLE BOOKS cBtatm lafinrssMatiam raaaeel sVema 13t ntmrXttt of t worivi. Wa wiU -ssuOI a c-ry i;S-.3ta mny al etreiM upon ntol arxtcsa, t At fray czpisnso c vutLLtA" Let tas fee firasa yoa, vr .'. Hrs'7t ;.. fi MoriTCOfwrnY varo co tn Vai;s.vk ATtaaf, (.Ucae, lib hi 1 Uut .... ' HO. 23. THAT LITTLE CLOCK Or MIS. I'm alone the tide or bustle of the day has ceased for .met v ' " . And the ring of meriy voices tortures others with its glee Nor the merry scholars laughter, nor tfcc cu'- prits drolilrg whice Greet my ears I on?y listen to that little clock ot mine. How I listen to the ticking as the moments . glide away And the lengthning of their wusicclasps around my heart a ray And their summing, ami their widening, fill my souf with purest wine As I bless and praise the music of that little . clock of mine. Ilowlhis tireless Utile cymbal cheers me on in dullest care Wiih a rrescieoce I ne'er faihom, lei ting hope crown my despair,., ' With its motto "never idle" always ticking as the sign, . Giving hope and crowning actions is that little clock of mine. And when weary with my toiling, worried o'er my meagre gain, ; And when dismal grow the hours at the sound of chilling rain, . . V And when thought diverts my reason from the training of each vine, I will list the motto "Onward" ol that little cloc of mine. Mary M. V. Rice. JEttSE APPLEGATB.- ' I7ie iMelininff Day of Xobte Vianrrr. A few days ago the southern train from Roseburg brought to Salem a stout and pleasant-faced man, accompanied by a tall and wiry bailt man of ' nearly eighty years. The former had a pleasant smile and kindly voice, while the quer ulous speech and listless stare of the old man told that his reason had be come dethroned, and that this big and good-natuied looking fellow was his keeper, on the way from Southern Oregon to the State infirmary, for the insane. The deputy sheriff was Clay Slocum, 4i Roselmrg, while the poor, demented old wreck at his aide was one af the grandest men of Oregon Jesse Applegate, the "sasje of Yoncol la," as he was called in the years that have flown. . The brave old man, whose name is part and parcel of the history of "the time that tried men's souls," is among those who are in the condition of living death He is go ing the same road that his sturdy old companion in arras- Gen. J. W, Nes mith went before.- ; The gates of the asylum have cloEed behind this r brave and true-hearted old prairie giant and we only pray that death niay come to his relief, as it did: to the honest old Yankee who sleeps tho long sleep on the green banks of the Rick real. Jesse Applegate has never been the same man since the defalcation of Sam May, who was Secretary of State un der Governor. Woods, ft made the first direct inroad into what he had saved up, for Jesse : was a hospitable man and found the little word "no" a very hard one to pronounce. He lived to see the homestead he had hewn from the pines, sold under a foreclosure and his children turned out upon the roads to got a living as j best they could. while strangers sat beside the hearth where his children were born. " Who that heard it, will "ever forget Nes- mith's eloquent eulogy on him when he rose at Salem, saying: "As Sar geant of the Oregon volunteers it be comes my duty to call the roll of my brother soldiers Jesse, why don't yor answer to your name, the first and the noblest on the listl" This is no gush of sentiment over two old men, the one dead and the other worse than dead. It is a tribute of love to two men who ar& beyond the reach of flattery and one of whom has passed into that august presence before which the voice of praise grows mute and the tongue of malice ; upbraids in ' Vain. Jesse Applegate was a rode old hero, simple and pureaiinded as a boy. We he-trd him eulogized iu Washington eighteen months ngo, by a Confederate Brigadier, as the grandest man in all the great West 'lle was the noblest Roman of all your early pioneers,' and my long march to Oregon I shall never forget," said General Jones. "It was worth it, just to have shared the friendship of Jesse Applegate." Meicury. - , aaa . .. Vrgenrff. - Magistrate (to , iwliccman) You say that the boy was carrying this pack age and acting in a suspicious manner! Policoman Yis, yar honor. Magistrate What does tho package contain- : . r Policeman Medicine, yrr honor. Different kinds of medicine. - ; Magistrate Well, bjv, what have you to sayT :.v.- ' ; , ; . Boy Please, sir, I works for Pellet t Co., an' I was a takm' of it to Staten Island. " - , j Magistrate And what were you taking it to Staten Island fori . i Boy I was a iakin' of it to de metropolitans, air. .- Mfgirtiate (alarmin?) Great heavens! Medicine for the metrepolian! The boy is discharged. This delay may prove fatal to the whole nine. New YofkSun. RO 1:; MI And otlicr Til;. I li a-J K-y Pc.rsz-JC'jt, Keaily and Esj-eil-JouiV m AT PORTLAND PIJ. ntlinHACtHtt li. A vour.g ciaa from th ! v ; ! s , ; Hoosicrdotn, Grant T. J(l.- :.i ly name, a horny LandsJ till:i cf tl.c t: came to Cincinnati on an cj.;.;:!:;, lie wanted to have seme fl4:i. G wtitiaker to gosh, but ho w .3 cl: ? '.o have a good time! Ila wait-J to 1.0 everywhere at once, and asied r. t di cer the ' way to Grand Centrcl d. ret. Before the oScer could te'l h:rj !.? wanted to know, where Is ' LUIs lliaci depot was localeJ," ar. J i.iUr rupted the ofUcer to ask bcrs Frbe Hill could be found. He confidently loll i!.p cZcjr he was ;rom Indlaner," aa 1 1 cc r :o tots'A-n f;r a :.;?. As l.i L-.-I-ready as:? J tl 3 I y.U i.3 Ci c -. 1 i Larrab, tiac-crr Ui I- r: , -act tl ihrj. A lr-1 : .. ' . a- 3-c.. ;,: -r.i 1. carrying concealed weapons ws at in against him. VWhaVdid you Lavs that pistol fort You don'i fam wiA that sort of an implement in Iudlfxa, do you?" asked the J ajge. "No, sir." "Haven't you Indiana farmers Wat en your gatling guns ii.to pruninj hooka and your bayo.iets into plowshares yet! Why don't you speak up!" "Well, judge, your honor, your scrip ture quotation was a litlla " "Never mind your . scripture. I'll land yon in the wctkhouse ii you insin uate against my scripture. I'll have you know that I know ' more about what lam talking about than you do.'K fThat I know mors whtt you are talking about, do you m ea u? -1 agree with you, your honor." doling man, lm much have you got!" Three dollars and ninety cents." "Have you a ticket for homel'' -"Yes, sir." - , "Pay the'eosts and get over the line just as quick as you can. The only safe thing for you is to get you out of my sight You deserve a year iu the workhouse for your imprudence. You will impeach my scripture, will ycul Your pistol is confiscated." "Judge, will you ; evxcu e me ju.st a' moment! You are a f arun r, alr.'t vouV "Well, a-hem; yea I cl i:a Ho L::,- or cf that title, I bftlieve," ; ' 1 1 : L ;.i or, somewhat molIISud st i 1 , .". - -li of an.'., anttcifp.tcd cc" . - '.'Well your honor," n.di. t!.3 c : - man as he edged towa: J t!.2 : . r, "well, your honor, are' you c-: L t j make a plowshare out cf t hat pisicl ;" And he shot down stairs like a etc no out of a catapult and swum the b? Miami before the 30urt recovered from his paralysis. . . Cincinnati Times Star. - Too ObserviHff JBg Half, Mrs. Blank Is Mrs. DeLaiik at home! " - Briget No, mum. She's at New- port and Sara togy. " "Indeed! I did not know that hho had gone east" 4'ls them places east, mi m?" "Yes." "Thm I've got the mines wrong, mum' fer which I'm very sorry, fer sba told me to be perticular. It was west ward that she went, mum. I know fer I watched the worron a mile." Omaba World. Tlte Degraded Red linn. "Yes" said a Kentuckii.n who had been in the far west "Indians aro pow erful fond cf whisky. 1st 'cm once get the taste of whisky an 1 they'll give up every tiring for it An old chief out in western Dakota offered nio a pony, saddle, bridle, blanket, and I don't know what e lac for a pint of whisky I had with me." i"And you wouldn't givo it to him?" "Not much. That was t:.3 hut j int tl had left But it shows how find Indians are o wLuky.T Xot Ejrcltttire Enough. Omaha daaie "So vol. dt-tUeJ to come west this season instead of jroinsr to: the seashore as usual." Philadelphia girl (langi idly) "Yes, it was the only thia I co ild do." "Not tired of the old ocjan, are youl" "Well, no; lot so mary people, cot in my set, presist in bata kj in it" . , An Appropriate lexi. On a recent Sunday, tho Rev. Joseph Scott of Springfield, Mais., wa.s very late at church. As he a to begin his sermon he said: "I aa' very sc! loiu late at church: ray horsa avo out this morning and I had to walk. You will find my text in Psalms :ixxl!, 0: 'Be ye not as the horsa or tiuL", who have no understanding.'" The Ceet Salve in ths veil! for Cuts, Bruises,. Sores, Vice:-, ilt Rheum, Fever Sore 3, Te tcr, CJ.a;1;! Hands, ChilUaina, Gonu , ar .1 til J'.LIa Eruptions, aad posl ii vt I' c r r .3 1 LT . or no pay require! It .s : tz-Z to give peifect s:tLric'j:,'cr tEfiinded' ' Price 25 eta nto. Fr salvby Mr.j itti Si Ca
