'ROSEBURG REVIEW
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rniDAY i:or.Nixcs
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THE ULVIEV7 PUBLISHING co.
J. It. IT. BELL, - - Editor.
One Year -Six
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CSSrSAL 111:01037.
' G rover Cusvelasd. ....... ... .FreBiJeut.
Taos. F. Bat abd....... Secretary of fetat
Dasiel T. aiASSixo.Secretary cf Treasury.
L Q. C. Lamab ..Secretary of tbs Interior.
Wm. CEsdicott Secretary o W ar
W. C . Whitsev . . . ." - Secretary of a vv.
VV T. Vilas .... .Post Master General.
A. II. ' Garland. ....... .Attorney General
MoEEisoa E. Waite. ....... .Chief JusUce.
STATE OF OCEGON.
J . Tf , DoLru u. S. Senators.
T.-II. Mitchell."...';.: J -
Bisgf.r Hermans. ....... . .Congressman.
Z. F. Moody ..... . . ... vn')r-
R. P. Karhart..... ....SecreUryof State.
Edward IIiesch Steta Treasurer.
E. B. McElroy .... Suj,t Pub. Instruction.
W. H. Byars: State Printer.
J. B. Waldo, C. J., T ,
Wm. P. Lord, ... .Supreme; Judges.
VV. W. TilayeC,
SCCOND JUDICIAL DISTRICT.
It S. r'AK..... .f. Jntljje,
J. W- HaWtos.... Prosecuting Attorney.
"DOUGLAS COUNTY. ",
'V " :-'' Senators.
': a r ..... T. ...... . -...'
G. W, IMDDIE,
, . . . . ..Reprea ntatives.
C. B. Wilcox, J "
Tiios. R. Sheridan .'. Clerk.
Be. C. Agee.. ...... ....... ..i ..Sheriff.
D. S. West.. .4;....';. ......Treasurer.
G. T. Russell School Superintendent.
J as. A. Sterling .......... ....Assessor.
J. S. Fitzhtcu. .......... .County Judge.
J. Hall, C. A. McGek, . . . .Commissioners.
N. E. Brit ...... .Surveyor.
Dr. S, S. Makstkrs ....... :. . . . . Coroner.
, precinct officers: -
T. L. Gannon... ,. ,...'-
Tas. Harpham. . . . .a. .... J JusUccs'
Peter Junger . .Constable
CITY" OF KOSEBURG.
:f:trS'rXNTos,'
John Rast, I
IP. Sheridan, ...... .... ... Trustees,
. C. Wheeler,
P. Benedict. f
T. Ford .................. ....Recorder.
G3. LAsr&EnBERO.. ., .... ...... .Marshal.
John Chase... ...............Treasurer.
U. S. LAND OFFICE ROSEBURG,
Chas. W. J ohnstox. ... . . . . Register.
A. C. J ones .... . Receiver
PROFESSIONAL-
L KLASE. :: . JOHN LANK.
JANE&LANE,
Attorneys at Law.
Main street, opposite Cosmopolitan Hot!.
J C. FULLERTON,
Attorney at Law.
Office m Marks' brick, up stairs,
E,
J. PACE
PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON.
Oakland,' - - ----. Oregon.
R. C. HUNTER M. D.
PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON.
CAXYOXVILLE OREGON
K. L. MILLER, M. D
Surgeoji. ;
Ilomceopathic Physician.
Offiico up stairs in the old Sheridan
Brick, on Jackson Street, Roseburg,
Oregon. Chronic disease's a speciality.
F. G. (EHMBJL M. D.
(Pronounced Ama.)
HOM020PATHIC PHYSICIAN
d Graduate Of The
EJrilVEUGITY .
Of lacipsiOi Germany.
Ofiico & Residence at the house of
Geo. W. Day, near R. R. track, Rose-
burg. ......
HOTELS AND RESTAURANTS.
BMLFY'S HOTEL.
Oakland, Oregon.
ioard $1 per Day; Single Meals, 25 cents,
XTTltU house has lately changed hands and b
orougfcly .renovated and refurnished.. The trarol-
ng public will flnd the best ot accommodations
No Clilnnineu Xlmployua.
. sMnn bailey.
ABSOLUTELY
FIRST CLASS
MRS. D. C. MoCLALLEN, .
Proprietor of the '
McCLALLEN HOUSE.
Large Sample Rooms for Commercial
Travelers.
Coach to and from the bouse
Bajqjase dclircre free of charge,
DEPOT HOTEL, .
OAKLAND, OREGON. :
Rioliard Thomas, Prop,
JTirst Class
SLEEPING ACCOMODATIONS.
, . ' AND THE
Table supplied with tho Best the Market affords
Hotel at the Depot of the Railroad.
MOOSE'S RESTAURANT.
(rrincijNutl Business Street.) '
Rosoburg:, Orefjon
MEALS 85 CENTS LODGING 25 CENTS
We Keep tho Best the Market Affords.
VOL. XI.
GENERAL
Sasiiel M.rks, - ,
G. LIABKS (k, Co.
DEALERS IN
LJl
HAVE CONSTANTLY ON HAND
VJool and Produce of every
. tion Bought
AND THE VERY HIGHEST CASH PRICES PAID FOR THEM.
S. MiJRl2S Sc CO
m;josephson.
HBW fOBB-
Keeps a full liue of Dress Goods of cveiy variety and Shade.
A full lino of Silks.
A full line of Satins, Brocades and Velvets.
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A full line of Fancy Dress Goods.
A full lino of Hosiery. 1
A full line of ( loliiin-.
A fall lino of Furnishing Goods.
A full lino of Hats and
H A full line of Staple and Fancy Groceries and Tobaccos.
. A full line of Crockery and Glassware. I
And last, but not least, a full line of Ostrich Flumes and Tips," with all
kinds of Ladies Hat Trimmings and Hat Shapes of latest! pattern.
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All Kinds Of Fancy Groceries,
Stationer,"'. , . Photograph atid
Perfumery, Aut
Crockery and
Queens Ware,
TABLE CUTLERY AND SILVER
OTHER THINGS TO NUMEROUS TO MENTION
Call And See Me At The
Post Office Stand.
BUTTER AND
Successor to
. .DEALER
ft
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DRY GOODS, BOOTS and SHOES, i
, 4 CLOTHING, IT ATS and CAPS
DRUGS ami PATENT i?I EDICINES.
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. Cheaper than tho Cheapest, J i
SHERIDAN
Koscburg,
They would announce that they have just received and now Lave on
hand one of the
i-wt Wm n :,:;::
' Ever Brought to Douglas, and, whea added to their ' s .
Etovcs of all Patterns and Ileady-mado Tinwar
They are prepared to declare they have tie best supply iu their lino ofjany house in
Southern Oregon, which they propose selling Cheaper than can be puicliased elsewhere
In the shape of BUILDING MATERIALS, iu the way o Locks, Butts, etc.t we can
offer superior Inducements to purchasers. Try us. J , ', ,
We can give you bargains in the following brands of STOVESj not equaled elsewhere;
BUCK 6 BONANZA, FARM Eli S VTILITT,
M.AniCVnov. - : OCCIDENT. IHON KING, ', EMPIRE CITT
And other Sioves and Ranees. j
Tho best of workmen are constantly employed in the manufacture ol our TINW AB
anil Knvaffl titnnlil fAsra Am rtttnoa ' r
We have aUo bargains to offer in; GUNS, such as Winchester,' Sharp and other
luuee, as weu as enotguns ana nswis. . . -.r imn.ril
Wo are also Agents for the White, Teerless and hew Home SEWIMJ MACI1ILS,
which we seU at the lowest rates aud warrant as complete a cyery rcBpmw
We can also supply " ,
Averill and Eulslsor Paints.
The best u the market at lowest rates. Give
rices, and we promise
Dr. TUOIIAS GUAU.UI,
A GRADUATE
Of the University of Pa. at Philadelphia and of the
ROYAL COLLEGE OF SURGEONS, and ROYAL
COLLEGE OF PHTSICIANS, LONDON ENGLAND
has located for the practice of his profession la
ROSEBURG . OREGON.
Office and residence. Washington street opposite
the Catholic Church , -
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MERCHANDISE -
Asher Marks.
Provisions, Cigars, j .
Boots and Shoes.
Descrip-
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Caps, Coots and Shoes.
ograph albums
Stand Han
d, and :
Hanging
Lamps
WARE,
and
TEN
THOUSAND
EGGS BOUGHT, j
TJITLloore
J. D. JOMSSOti.
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BROTHERS,
rcgon,
.00
largest stocks of
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DEXTER, PACIilU, wiu. nt&T,
us a call, inspect our stock ; inquire as to
to suit you it anyono can.
PAINT SHOP.
For House,
Carriagp, i
" Sign, lr
Ornamental, .
. and all kinds
of painting ;
Call on Wm. Davis at Floed'a old
corner, .Rosebnrg Or. t
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ROSEBURG, OREGON,
Douglas County Bank,
HUMPHREY & FLINT,
Rosebnre . - Oregon
TRANSACT A GENERAL
BAITHHTQ- 3TJ0IITESD
SigM Drafts Drawn oa
rorllaud, Sau Francisco, New York aud
other pobts. Bills of exchange on the
principal cities of Europe. Deposits re
ccived subject to chack. Collections made
on oil accessablepoints at reasonable rates.
JOSEPH SHINDLER,
PH0PRIET O R
Of The
CITY BAKERY
AND-
KEErS CONSTANTLY ON HAND A
full slock of Bread, Cakes, Ties, Hain
and Fancy Crackers, etc. Also a fine selection
of French and American Candies and Choc
ate Goods. - ,
OREGON PACIFIC R.R
Willamette Valley to Ban Francisco Via-
Yaquina.
DAILY TRAINS,
" ' .11 , ; -j' . ; j';
TR.UXS LEAVE CORVALLIS
Dailr, xccpt Sunday s, at 2 P. M. . .- i
LEAVE YAQUINA
Dailj, except Sunday's, At 7:10 A. M. :
Tb Company ,: KeriKhl to tUusa
saUiiiff days. Farcj a3 Frsiht at reduced ami
mndente ratcu
lUvcr Boats oa fjj , Willim-itta conn cttiii
Corvallif." .
J. 0. SHERIDAiY ,
: Successor tojar
R, S & J. C SHERIDAiY,
DEALER IN-
HARDWARE
Stoves and Tinware,
Roscburg, Oregon
THE undersigned takce pleasure iu an
nouncinu to the public that ho st-Hi
overythiDg in his line at prices that
defy coiipstitioi::
I? 4'0U want-
5T0TE3, AGSIOULTUiiaL TUGLS
IS0S, ; ST11L... , SAILS,
H0SSHHDE3, TINWAEE, CUTLSSY
Qr any thin K in my lino, call and examine my
stock and learn prices before purchasing else.
wnere, -as 1 am selling lower than ever.
I C. SHERIDAN
T JASKULEK,
tl. l'racilcal ,
Watchmaker, Jeweler and Optician .
ALL WORK WARRANTED. :
Dealer in Watches, Clock?, Jewelry,
Spectacles and Eyeglasses. ;
A FULI, LINK OF
CIGARS, TOBACCO A FANCY GOODS.
THE ONLV RELIABLE OITOMER IN TOWN
(or the properadjustment ot Spectacles. Deiwt
of the Genuine Brazilian Pebble Spectacles and Eve
rrln morin ni I.. IT 11. ' - .1. 1 ... ... "
fleldi s sesree, hal thflM wtie write In
SUimob A Co., Portland, Main. will reeelTe
(ne, fall taformatioa about work which
lhy can do, and Hreat bonM.thatwill pay
tbeeafreraSStoaUSMrSaT. Bmahm'
earned ont $50 In a dr. ElUierKZ.roaBcoroId. Capttal
Bctnqnlred. fea are atarted free. Tboaa who Mart at once
art lUolatc!; tor, vl taaf UtUa fart&iMS. Ail Js sew.
O. P T OMPKINS
Agent of
ALL KINDSOF MERCHANDISE!
A., orders from the country Ailed on short '
.. notice from
Every Class or Kind of Goods' from '
- First-Ctass Stock. .
Absolutely n charges or conisutiuu.
AVill b tharscd fur fllliaj; ovderf, -
OFFICE: 107 first, street,
AtD. W. Frestice Tortland,Or
L. BELFILS
I feel confident of giving satisfaction m nil work
tuiruawa to me in waicnea, ckkss, anu jeweirj
I also repair musical instruments. "
Z I hare the County patent rt?ht for sale of Concrete
vcmeui ripe lor cuuveyln water to any place ue
sired iu Douglas Couuty, -
. I will also teach any kind of tnstrvimeulal music.
Anyone desirfug instruction will call on me at my
watcnuiaiunjr soon. . j ueltiu.
CITY DRAYING
DONE WITH DISPATCH.
(.'ALL ON
JOHN V.1X CURL..
STATE
AGRICULTURAL
CJoi-vnllfs Oregon.
Tlie next Session will begin on Si p-
tember 8tb, with a full Faculty
-as lasfc-year.
r R. L. Arnold, PRES.
GOLD
1 tuA
I :H)AY, SEPTEMBER
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Oliichl Expressions-"; Royal" found to bo th?
! only absolutely pure baking powder. .
UOVl
cmor Ilill, of Hew York
Zu::c) says : " I tavo been astoaislied latel at tho extent Qf tlic
lioa of food. ' It would Bcein
ratod. This adalteratioa of groceries is ' becoming a nv
' ;zd evil crso thit wo shall havo to adopt Bcvero meana to check."
Tho rnad-'rcrj of tha law cannot be put at work too "epcedil or
i t'z.:: rw-.!r,t this who7 rs tdaltcratioa:of tho things we est.
. Beth tho health and tho pockets of tho people demand-protection. '
There is no article of food in general use raoro wickedly ada!
teirated than baking powder. . Tho New York State Board of nealtL
haa analyzed 84 difierent brands purchased in tli3 State, and i ;und
most of them to containa9uni or lime, many to such an extent as "to
render them seriously objectionable for tiso in food.
The sale of adulterated baking powders has been prohibited by
statute in several States. It will bo in tho interests of thopubli::
health when their sale is made a misdemeanor everywhere, and the
: penalties of the law are rigidly enforced.
j The only baking powder yet found by chemical aaalysi3 to be
entirely freo from lime and absolutely pure is the "Royal." Thi;
- perfect purity results from , tho cxclusivo nso of cream of tartar
specially refined and prepared by patent processes, which t-. tally
remove from it the tartrate of lime and other impurities. The cost "
. o this chemically pure cream of tartar is much greater than any
other. Tr?o high grade of the Royal Baking Powder has been fully
established by official chemists 1 - ;
Prof. Love, who made tho analyses of baking powders for the
Hew York State Board of Health, as. well as for tho Government,
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certifies to the purity and wholesomeness of the " Royal."
Pr,pf. II. A. Mott, lato Government chemist, says: "It is a
scientific fact that the Royal Baking Powder is absolutely pure."
; j Dr. E. H. Babtlet, chemist xf tho Brooklyn Department of
Health, says (April 21, 1835): "I have recently analyzed samples
of the Royal Baking Powder, purchased by myself in the stores
of this city, and find it freo from lime in any form." '
j' Prof. McMuktbie, chief chemist TJ. S. Department of Agri
culture, Washington, p. C, says : The chemical tests to which I
have submitted the Royal Baking Powder! prove it perfectly
healthful, and free from every deleterious substance." .
, Bread, cake, biscuits, etc., prepared with Royal Baking Powder
will be lighter, 6weeter, and more wholesome than if made with
f say other baking powder or leaveniDg agent. -
' BO'ACO
TTAC3
MAW
Fas attainod a standard of excellence which
ad tolls of no superior.
. ltoontalns every improvement that lnventiTe
genius, skill and money can produoe.
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EVE3T
OBGA1T
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F1VK
TTEABS
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Tlipso Or (rans arc celebrated for volume.
fluidity of tori'
thorn the
uty
aesurn,
making
homes,
schools, churches, lodges, societies, etc,
I ESTABLISHED BEPOTATIOX.
tJXEQr AI.E9 rACIUTIES, .
SKILLED WORKXEX,
BEST UATEBIAL,
1 OOJiBUiGD, MAKX THIS
THE POPULAR ORGAN
Instruction Books and Piano Stools. ,
Catalogues and l'rico Lists, on application, ran.
c:::cas3 cohase orsah co.
Randolph and Ann Sti.. CHICAGO. ILL
YillamettE UniversitY,
-30- ;.
PROFESSORS & INSTRUCTORS
C( SlmlentH. 3T5 Graduates
Department of Literature, Lav, Mod
; 'o'ne. Iaao and Art
Girls board in Woman's Collcce, with nicely fur
nisbeti room, 83.M) per week. Boys and Young
steps' board ih tne xoung didiw
BOARDING HALL,
1 A building just purchased and retnod-
j . eled with 28 rooms, ' ;
TlievminT men are evrtectod to supply; their fur
niture, wood and light and pay One Dollar a month
rent: Tn is tho must rononable living to students
which the University haa eTer onereo. The rrest
dent boards in the ball and has the supervision.
fSTFirst Term Begins September fith. CaUlojrues
sent free. . . , ,
T. VAX SiJOY,
'. . President, Salem, Oregon.
This paper is kepi on fdc at E. C. Dake s
advcrl'u-mg agency, 64 and 65 Merchants Ex
charge, San Francisco, Cal., where contracts
for advertising can be made lor it.
rirewster's Patent Rein Holder.
I 7 - Tni an wo
I I - s vtft, oe 6".lr
j ; fcdiuv.iswrJiiJH
Vnt r where yon jmt tem not
't horoes' One awn t sold lildrw-ia
-"A'.rr ama o av. in 10 asra
texsentsx. rite tor terms.
rSTZZ, Cony, SScb,
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3, 188G.
ute Ii
(saja a reporter of tho iV. T.
that cverv thing we eat is adol-
OVERLAND . JO CALIFORNIA
0SEG3N AND CAUFOSKIA R.R.
And Connections.
TIME, 2'A DAYS. .
Fare from l'ortland to San Francisco to Sacra
i meuto 930.
Close comiectiuns made at Ashland with stages ot
the California Oregon St Idaho Stage Company.
(DAILY EXCEPT SUNDAYS.)
East Side Division. .
BETAVEEN PORTLAND & ASHLAND
! Mail Train ".'
LEAVE.
Portland ........ 7.80A. M.
Roseburj.......6.25 P. M.
Ashland..,.. . ..9.30 P. M.
Koseburg ..6.30 A. M.
AREIVE.
Boseburg,,..ai5 P. M.
Ashland 4.1S A. M.
Roseburg....fi.25 A. M.
Portland.. ...4.25 P. H.
:- I Albany Express Train
' " LEAVE. ! I AREIVE.
Portland .0f P. it. I Lebanon..... 9.20 P. M.
Lebanon. ....... 4.45A.M. Portland .... 10.05 P. M.
PULMAN PALACE SLEEPDia OAKS
V ' Daily between Portland and Ashland.
The O. and C. R. K. Ferry makes connection with all
the regular traiusoa East Side Di v. from footof F St
' West Side Division.
BETWEEN PORTLAND & CORVALLIS
! If ail Train-
LEAVE. ' I ARRIVE.
Portland..... ..T.S0 A. M. Corvallui 12.15 P.M.
CkurvaUis. .. . ..1.80 P. M. Portland ..... 6.15 P. M.
At Corvallis comicctjwith trains of Oregon PadSe
for Yaquina Bay. : Excursion tickets on sale from
Roseburtr to Yaquina and return via Albany, at
$9 75. Tickets good to return until Sept. 30, 1336.
Express Train.
LEAVE. ! I ARRIVE.
Portland. ......4.50 P. M. McMiimvillc. 8.00 P. M.
MeMinnvillc.... 6.-15 A.M. Portland 9.00A.M.
Local tickets for sale and baggage checked at com
pany's up town office, cor. Stark and Second streets.
Tickets for principal points in California can only be
procured aud baggire checked at company's office.
Corner F and Vrout Sts., Portland, Or. -Freight
will not bo received for shipment after S
o'clock P. M. on either the East or Weet Side Dir.
oO. KOEIILKR, : E.P. ROGERS, 1
Manager. ' .. O. F. A Pass Agent.
miS. S. A. UlTTCHLXSOX,
MILLINERY STORE!
Oalcalud, Oregon.
T A DIES WILL' F.ND MY STOCK LARGE AND
U Complete -Prices moderate.
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Cii-'t M CftU. Mbh. S. A. HrrcuissO!.
H.
PAURY,
Merchant Tailor.
in the Red Front, next door to A. C . Marks
btore.
Repairs and Alteritlons neatly done.
ThM BtTTEStS CFCTDS ts
tssised KarrJs assd
teste year. 3rSSO fsagc,
i s, rk aRSr iiiery.
p CrVU Vtelea Priecs
fishes ta eemumer oa all r for
peraanal ar UxaUy ium Ti-M bow to
order, suad 0ra exact est ef crerw
thinj yaw sue, tt slrHslc, rear, or
hare fast Wltii. Tbs X3VALVABLE
BOOKS cBtatm lafinrssMatiam raaaeel
sVema 13t ntmrXttt of t worivi. Wa
wiU -ssuOI a c-ry i;S-.3ta mny al
etreiM upon ntol arxtcsa, t At fray
czpisnso c vutLLtA" Let tas fee firasa
yoa, vr .'. Hrs'7t ;.. fi
MoriTCOfwrnY varo co
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HO. 23.
THAT LITTLE CLOCK Or MIS.
I'm alone the tide or bustle of the day has
ceased for .met v ' " .
And the ring of meriy voices tortures others
with its glee
Nor the merry scholars laughter, nor tfcc cu'-
prits drolilrg whice
Greet my ears I on?y listen to that little
clock ot mine.
How I listen to the ticking as the moments
. glide away
And the lengthning of their wusicclasps around
my heart a ray
And their summing, ami their widening, fill
my souf with purest wine
As I bless and praise the music of that little
. clock of mine.
Ilowlhis tireless Utile cymbal cheers me on
in dullest care
Wiih a rrescieoce I ne'er faihom, lei ting hope
crown my despair,., '
With its motto "never idle" always ticking as
the sign, .
Giving hope and crowning actions is that little
clock of mine.
And when weary with my toiling, worried o'er
my meagre gain, ;
And when dismal grow the hours at the sound
of chilling rain, . . V
And when thought diverts my reason from the
training of each vine,
I will list the motto "Onward" ol that little
cloc of mine.
Mary M. V. Rice.
JEttSE APPLEGATB.-
' I7ie iMelininff Day of Xobte Vianrrr.
A few days ago the southern train
from Roseburg brought to Salem a stout
and pleasant-faced man, accompanied
by a tall and wiry bailt man of ' nearly
eighty years. The former had a pleasant
smile and kindly voice, while the quer
ulous speech and listless stare of the
old man told that his reason had be
come dethroned, and that this big and
good-natuied looking fellow was his
keeper, on the way from Southern
Oregon to the State infirmary, for the
insane. The deputy sheriff was Clay
Slocum, 4i Roselmrg, while the poor,
demented old wreck at his aide was
one af the grandest men of Oregon
Jesse Applegate, the "sasje of Yoncol
la," as he was called in the years that
have flown. . The brave old man,
whose name is part and parcel of the
history of "the time that tried men's
souls," is among those who are in the
condition of living death He is go
ing the same road that his sturdy old
companion in arras- Gen. J. W, Nes
mith went before.- ; The gates of the
asylum have cloEed behind this r brave
and true-hearted old prairie giant and
we only pray that death niay come to
his relief, as it did: to the honest old
Yankee who sleeps tho long sleep on
the green banks of the Rick real.
Jesse Applegate has never been the
same man since the defalcation of Sam
May, who was Secretary of State un
der Governor. Woods, ft made the
first direct inroad into what he had
saved up, for Jesse : was a hospitable
man and found the little word "no" a
very hard one to pronounce. He lived
to see the homestead he had hewn from
the pines, sold under a foreclosure and
his children turned out upon the roads
to got a living as j best they could.
while strangers sat beside the hearth
where his children were born. " Who
that heard it, will "ever forget Nes-
mith's eloquent eulogy on him when
he rose at Salem, saying: "As Sar
geant of the Oregon volunteers it be
comes my duty to call the roll of my
brother soldiers Jesse, why don't yor
answer to your name, the first and the
noblest on the listl" This is no gush
of sentiment over two old men, the
one dead and the other worse than
dead. It is a tribute of love to two
men who ar& beyond the reach of
flattery and one of whom has passed
into that august presence before which
the voice of praise grows mute and the
tongue of malice ; upbraids in ' Vain.
Jesse Applegate was a rode old hero,
simple and pureaiinded as a boy. We
he-trd him eulogized iu Washington
eighteen months ngo, by a Confederate
Brigadier, as the grandest man in all
the great West 'lle was the noblest
Roman of all your early pioneers,' and
my long march to Oregon I shall
never forget," said General Jones.
"It was worth it, just to have shared
the friendship of Jesse Applegate."
Meicury.
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Magistrate (to , iwliccman) You
say that the boy was carrying this pack
age and acting in a suspicious manner!
Policoman Yis, yar honor.
Magistrate What does tho package
contain- : . r
Policeman Medicine, yrr honor.
Different kinds of medicine. -
; Magistrate Well, bjv, what have
you to sayT :.v.- ' ; , ; .
Boy Please, sir, I works for Pellet
t Co., an' I was a takm' of it to Staten
Island. " -
, j Magistrate And what were you
taking it to Staten Island fori .
i Boy I was a iakin' of it to de
metropolitans, air.
.- Mfgirtiate (alarmin?) Great
heavens! Medicine for the metrepolian!
The boy is discharged. This delay
may prove fatal to the whole nine.
New YofkSun.
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a-J K-y Pc.rsz-JC'jt,
Keaily and Esj-eil-JouiV m
AT PORTLAND PIJ.
ntlinHACtHtt li.
A vour.g ciaa from th ! v ; ! s , ;
Hoosicrdotn, Grant T. J(l.- :.i ly
name, a horny LandsJ till:i cf tl.c t:
came to Cincinnati on an cj.;.;:!:;,
lie wanted to have seme fl4:i. G
wtitiaker to gosh, but ho w .3 cl: ? '.o
have a good time! Ila wait-J to 1.0
everywhere at once, and asied r. t di
cer the ' way to Grand Centrcl d. ret.
Before the oScer could te'l h:rj !.?
wanted to know, where Is ' LUIs
lliaci depot was localeJ," ar. J i.iUr
rupted the ofUcer to ask bcrs Frbe
Hill could be found.
He confidently loll i!.p cZcjr
he was ;rom Indlaner," aa 1 1 cc r :o
tots'A-n f;r a :.;?. As l.i L-.-I-ready
as:? J tl 3 I y.U i.3 Ci c -. 1 i
Larrab, tiac-crr Ui I- r: , -act
tl ihrj. A lr-1 : .. ' . a-
3-c.. ;,: -r.i 1.
carrying concealed weapons ws at in
against him. VWhaVdid you Lavs
that pistol fort You don'i fam wiA
that sort of an implement in Iudlfxa,
do you?" asked the J ajge.
"No, sir."
"Haven't you Indiana farmers Wat
en your gatling guns ii.to pruninj
hooka and your bayo.iets into
plowshares yet!
Why don't you speak up!"
"Well, judge, your honor, your scrip
ture quotation was a litlla "
"Never mind your . scripture. I'll
land yon in the wctkhouse ii you insin
uate against my scripture. I'll have
you know that I know ' more about
what lam talking about than you do.'K
fThat I know mors whtt you are
talking about, do you m ea u? -1 agree
with you, your honor."
doling man, lm much have you
got!"
Three dollars and ninety cents."
"Have you a ticket for homel'' -"Yes,
sir." - ,
"Pay the'eosts and get over the line
just as quick as you can. The only
safe thing for you is to get you out of
my sight You deserve a year iu the
workhouse for your imprudence. You
will impeach my scripture, will ycul
Your pistol is confiscated."
"Judge, will you ; evxcu e me ju.st a'
moment! You are a f arun r, alr.'t vouV
"Well, a-hem; yea I cl i:a Ho L::,-
or cf that title, I bftlieve," ; ' 1 1 : L ;.i
or, somewhat molIISud st i 1 , .". - -li
of an.'., anttcifp.tcd cc" .
- '.'Well your honor," n.di. t!.3 c : -
man as he edged towa: J t!.2 : . r,
"well, your honor, are' you c-: L t j
make a plowshare out cf t hat pisicl ;"
And he shot down stairs like a etc no
out of a catapult and swum the b?
Miami before the 30urt recovered from
his paralysis. .
. Cincinnati Times Star.
- Too ObserviHff JBg Half,
Mrs. Blank Is Mrs. DeLaiik at
home! " -
Briget No, mum. She's at New-
port and Sara togy. "
"Indeed! I did not know that hho
had gone east"
4'ls them places east, mi m?"
"Yes."
"Thm I've got the mines wrong,
mum' fer which I'm very sorry, fer sba
told me to be perticular. It was west
ward that she went, mum. I know
fer I watched the worron a mile."
Omaba World.
Tlte Degraded Red linn.
"Yes" said a Kentuckii.n who had
been in the far west "Indians aro pow
erful fond cf whisky. 1st 'cm once
get the taste of whisky an 1 they'll give
up every tiring for it An old chief
out in western Dakota offered nio a
pony, saddle, bridle, blanket, and I
don't know what e lac for a pint of
whisky I had with me."
i"And you wouldn't givo it to him?"
"Not much. That was t:.3 hut j int
tl had left But it shows how find
Indians are o wLuky.T
Xot Ejrcltttire Enough.
Omaha daaie "So vol. dt-tUeJ to
come west this season instead of jroinsr
to: the seashore as usual."
Philadelphia girl (langi idly) "Yes,
it was the only thia I co ild do."
"Not tired of the old ocjan, are youl"
"Well, no; lot so mary people, cot
in my set, presist in bata kj in it"
. , An Appropriate lexi.
On a recent Sunday, tho Rev. Joseph
Scott of Springfield, Mais., wa.s very
late at church. As he a to begin
his sermon he said: "I aa' very sc! loiu
late at church: ray horsa avo out this
morning and I had to walk. You will
find my text in Psalms :ixxl!, 0: 'Be
ye not as the horsa or tiuL", who
have no understanding.'"
The Ceet Salve in ths veil! for
Cuts, Bruises,. Sores, Vice:-, ilt
Rheum, Fever Sore 3, Te tcr, CJ.a;1;!
Hands, ChilUaina, Gonu , ar .1 til J'.LIa
Eruptions, aad posl ii vt I' c r r .3 1 LT .
or no pay require! It .s : tz-Z
to give peifect s:tLric'j:,'cr
tEfiinded' ' Price 25 eta nto.
Fr salvby Mr.j itti Si Ca