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CHARGE OF THE HEAVY BRIGADE. MSW POEM BY ALRED TM5VS0K.' ! The charge of the gallant Three Hundred, the Heavy Brigade j Down the hill, down the hill, thousands of Russians. I . Thousands of horsemen drew to the ralley nd stayed, I For Bcarlett and Scarlett's Three Hundred were rid in 7 bv: When the points of the Russian lances broke in on the sky; i s And hejealled "Left wheel into line!" and they wueeled and obeyed. Then he looked at the host that had halted,he Knew not whv. And he turned half rouudtnd he bade his trump eter sound : "To the charge!" and he rode on ahead, as he waved his blade To the gallant Three Hundred, whose glory will never die, "Follow and up the hill !" Vp the hill, up the hill followed the Heavy Bri gade. . ir. ! J The trumpet,the gallop.the chargend the might of the fight 1 . Down the hill, slowly, thousands of Russians Drew to the valley, and halted at last on the height ; With a wing pushed out of the left, and a wing to the right. ? But Scarlet was far on ahead, and he dashed up alone Through the great gray slope of men; 5 And he whirled his saber, he held bis own Like an Englishman there and then, ? And the three that were nearest him followed with force, ' "Wedged themselves in between horse aad horse, Fought for their lives in the narrow gap j they had made, J Four amid thousands, and up the hill, up the -hilt ! Galloped the gallant Three Hundred, the Heavy Brigade. . . III. Fell, like a cannon shot, Burst, like a thunderbolt, - Crashed, like a hurricane, Broke through the mass from below, Drove through the midst of the foe, Plunged up and down, to and fro? T, a 1 li j 1 1 xioue uasuing uiow uuu uiow, Bi-ave Innitikillines and Greys, Whirifiie their sabres in circles of light. I And some of us, all in amaze, Who were held for awhile Irom the fight, And were only standing at gaze. When the dark'mufHed Russian crowd f Folded its wings from the left and the right And rolled them around like a cloud. Oh! mad for the charge and the battle were we When our own good red coats sank from sight, S Like drops of blood in a dark gray sea; And we turned to each other, muttering all dis mayed, 1 "Lost are the gallant Three Hundred, the Heavy Brigade!" j iV. j Bdt they rode, like victors and lords, Through the forests of lances and swords,! In tbe heart ot tbe Kussian nordes They rode, or they stood at bay; Struck with the sword-hand and slew; Down with the bridle-hand drew Under foot the:e in the fray; Hanged like a storm, or stood like a rock in the wave of a stormy day; Till suddenly, shock aftershock, j Staggered the mass from without; I For pur men galloped up with a cheer and a. shout, i And Jheu. .Russians surged, and wavered, and """ - reeled, t ITp the hill, up the hill, up the hill, out of the field, ; Over the brow and away, ! V. I Glory to eachtnd to all, and the charge that they made t I Glory to all the Three Hundred, the Heavy Brigade 1 I THE YELLOWSTOSE COUXTRY. j There was a grand council of assembled Crows at the agency during my visit, not less than 3000 persons being present. They swarmed all over the premises, passing freely in and out of the court and through the halls, gathering In groups, and transacting their little business with the agent and his clerks; but there was no unwarrantable intrusion into any of the offices or agency quarters. There were sights and novelties" as strange to some 01 tuem as to rural visitors in a great city, yet none allowed an idle curoisity to get the better of their de corum. Doors of chambers and sleeping rooms were left unlocked and open day and night, but not the smallest trifle was pilfered by grown person or child. Even the gTateful odors of the kitchen did not induce the few who linger ed near the open door to ask for a douceur de cuisine. No treacherous knife point lifted the hair of the sleeping whites. No tomahawks re peated the massacre of White ri verjfor tile Crows have made it a public boast for generations that they have never killed a white man. Steal horses they will when out on their foraging ex peditions, for horse-flesh is fair plunder at all times, and an expert horse-thief is accounted next in honor and personal accomplishments to a brave. (Some white people who become inoculated with this idea, have attempted to carry it out, and got hung.) Sometimes the s , 1. -nM 1 :u V 1 VJ n . .1 1 t v. vnf tu VI . . w lii utut-t II I iaid III IX LI &S 3000 horses at a single raid. They seldom steal from the whites. Sometimes they tem porarily appropriate or borrow. In some cases,' Crows have been killed by renegado white men, hut the murder hat never been retaliated by indiscriminate reprisal, according to tbelndian code, but has been satisfactorily compromised with the relatives of the murdered men by gifts of ponies. Horses constitute the surplus wealth of the tribe, aud pass current as money. Kany of the chiefs dress expensively, a single Jioliday dress costing fully $500. Some of the dresses appropriated to dances and state occa sions, cost even more, Their ordinary attire is usually inexpensive, but generally of gaudy cloths and flannels. One of the leading Crow chiefs at present is known as "Smoky." He is a f nil-blooded ncgTO from Missouri, and a very civil fellow to every one. In times gone by, not only negroes, but Mexicans, Frenchmen, Irishmen and Americans have been adopted intn tr.a trihfl and heenmAriiiT rliinfa- AnvarMBl achievement or mysterious performance is al ways accounted as "big medicine," and entitled to a proper recognition. By such deeds, as well as by valor in war, men become chiefs. It is to be hoped that the existing amicable re lations with this very frieudly but brave tribe niay-never be disturbed by designing specula tors, dishonest agents or broken treaties. I have heard the present officers of the agency declared brothers in open council, and seen the head chiefs place their own rich robes over their shoulders in token of confidence and es teem. ' No strangers are allowed upon the reserva tion without permission, but the chiefs have been liberal in granting stations to the stage lines at every fifteen' miles, and are equally generous in giving leave to small parties of pportsmen who wis a to hunt. It was my good fortune to accompany the officers of the agency thirty-five miles up the Rosebud canyon to a mountain lake, which temporarily receives into its bosom the rushing torrent from its birthplace among the peaks, and then dismisses ilroaring and thundering on its headlong journey to the opening valley six miles below. With ' difficulty the saddle horses and pack mules picked their devious way among thickets of trees and fallen boulders which filled the bottom of the gorge. So lofty were the tower ing steeps on either side that their pine-clad summits seemed clothed with moss; so deeply did they enfold the shadowy glen that they hid from sight all view beyond. Into this seclud ed spot but few persons come, but bleaching antlers of elks scattered along the pass showed that even this upland retreat was not a snre 'refuge from the hunters. Chattering magpies few from tree to tree in the open glade, and mountain grouse rustled through the under brush, scarcely deigning to fly. At length a pndden turn around an intercepting pnr revealed a marvelous sight. Moun tains of every bight, and hue, and shape towered in front and inclosed a -vast amphitheater. In the immediate fore ground rose vast mountain slopes whose almost precipitous sides and rounded summits were densely robed with pines. Behind them, far above the line of verdure, were lofty pyramids of naked crags, while higher than all, glittering in the noonday sun, towered those mighty peaks which are white with never-melting snow. The tipper atmosphere was bathed in effulgent ; light ; shadows filled all the valleys. In the very heart of this impressive grandeur, nestling at the base of frowning mountains which seemed envious of the contracted space, reposed the silent lake, 8000 feet above the sea, green as an emerald, icy cold, and fairly alive with gigantic trout 1 On . one side a stupendous cliff walled in tlie liquid gem; on the other the intruding mountain vouchsafed little space for a grassy lawn which sloped gently from the border of the lake np to small grove of lodge-pole pines at its base. A few straggling cedars fringed the fthore. Out of an adjacent crevice in tbe rocky wall poured a gelid brook, so cold that it benumbed the bands, never before were all the requisites of a camping place so perfectly supplied. The whole area occupied by the lake, the grove, tbe lawn, and the foaming tor rent, was less than a mile in diameter. A rinee of nine trees stretched across th inlat at the head of tbe lake, like the drop curtain of a theater, ana ma me impetuous stream above: , . i . . . . ... . ' , out me noise oi .is roar was neara unceasing ly day and night. Just where it shot into the still water was the angler's favorite fishing ground. Tbe unsophisticated trout never once refused the lure of bait or fly, they were caught by hundreds, and averaged a pound apiece. Over by the foot of the cliff which dropped al most piumu mtu me jbko, neavier hah were caught among the detritus and boulders which had fallen from above, some of them weighing two pounds and a quarter. On the shallows where the lake sloped to tbe margin, was a growth of weeds, at tbe edge of which the trout sfcuiKea line pine, ana were easily tempted out. In fact, wherever the line was cast the offer wa responded to at once. All the previous experi ences ui nugieru were thrown into the shade: These fish were the black-speckled trout of the Rockies, with crimson slashes across the gill-covers, which has now become almost as fa miliar to tne angler as tbe crimson-spotted fa vorites of the east. They are a trifle less act ive, but gamy enough in the impetuous water of a mountain can von where the pools are forty rods apart, the tackle light, the banks bristling wan protruding brush and over. hanging trees, and no footing to be obtained except in the slippery boulder-covered bed of tne stream, under such conditions I caught five big fish above the lakes, but the capture involved some tumbles in tbe flood, and many bruises. I followed up the creek until the canyon became so contracted t:at the impris- uuou Kii tcui uui scarcely ioom to now, and further progress seemed impossible. We were now within seventy miles of tbe famous Nation al park, but the gates were closed. A mighty barrier of rocks and snow-capped mountains interposed, which only the big-horn sheep can traverse. So cool was the temperature of the morning air that the vapors condensed into frost; twice in a single week snow covered the ground, out melted after the sun had ri en. Everywhere signs of elks and bears were found. Behind our camp there was hardly a tree whose bark had not been rubbed by the elks to rid their tingling horns of their discarded vel vet. The experience was worth the long jour ney to enjoy. Similar in character to the Rosebud are the headwaters of all the mountain tributaries of the Yellowstone; sequestered little parks al ternat ng.with areas of forest and rugged can yons, with a background of mountains frown ing in somber grandeur, or flashing in sun light where they are mantlod with snow. The streams generally flow north, and run about seventy-five miles. As soon as they leap their mountain barriers, the walls which confine them gradually spread out into gentle slorjes inclosing grassy valleys, and sweep in far reaching undulations 'toward the table land which forms the summits of the divides. The river bottoms are filled with trees of different varieties and luxuriant undergrowth. The coulees are carpeted with green grass, and up holstered wiui shrubbery, in which bull-berries, choke cherries, juicy rosebuds, and luxu rious plums predominate. In the season of ripening the grizzly bears come down from their fastnesses to regale themselves on the fruit, and become an easy prey to the hunter. Last August, a Mr. Jennison, of Dublin, hunt- ng for sport, killed tenty-nine. Red and black-tail deer are very numerous in the thick ets, into which the hunters ride on horseback, ana jump tuem irom their beds. On the higher slopes of the Toothills are elks and mountain sheep. Autelopea throng the open plains in autumn. Better fields for sport were never known. A ride over these sweep ing swales is like a holiday jaunt through Cen tral Park or the Bois de Boulogne. At times one discovers broad avenues worn smooth by horses' hoofs, and apparently traveled by wag on-wheels, which he learns are lodge pole x il I .a: 1 . a - - . " . trans win; re migrating uanus oi Indians nave passed. When Indians move camn. thev fasten,, their lodge poles to their saddle girths; and let the endsdrag behind. These ends, having been crossed by par allel oars, ana tne loage-covers thrown over them and fastened at the edges, a caoa- cious bag is formed, into which domestic chat tels like ducrepit old women, pappooses. sick dogs, and kettles, which cannot be conven iently carried on pack horses, are thrown nro- misconsly. Almost constantly narrow trails are seen, deeply worn into the grass, and gen erally running in parellol lines. These are old buffalo trails. There are no surer guides for the traveler, are more certain paths to water, practicable fords, or rich pastures. Once, storting out from Fort Custer, with some officers of the post, we followed up the Little Big Horn river some twenty miles to Lodgegniss creok, and then a like distance up mat stream, wnere we cam pea lor a week. This brought us into the heart of a famous game country. Unfortunately, fires had bnrncd the grass over a large area, but the thickets fairly swarmed with deer, and occasional bears and elk. The results averaged three saddles of venison per day to five guns, besides prairie chickens, ducks and hares. ' Had the quest been more for meat and less for pleasure, the trophies of the chase would have been greatly multiplied. Speaking of bears, there is an old time hunter who has lived on the Stinking water for many years, not far from Fort Mc Kinnev, some forty miles from Custer. One day, early last September, he descried a stray buffalo bull near his ranche, and started out with his Winchester rifle after rawhide. It did not take long to bring the animal to his knees. but the noise of the shot which struck him jumped two black-tails out of the bush. In a minute old John Worth, that is the hunter's name, and ho is sixty-three years old, pumped two rifle balls out of his magazine and stopped them running. He had taken his knife out of his belt to skin the handiest, when a big Ephraim, with four other grizzlies, waltzed out of the bush, where they had been catiug plums, and commenced feeding on the carcass of the other deer, scarcely three rods away. Worth thought himself in luck. Meat seemed to rain down like quail and manna for the Israelites. So he pumped away once more and killed four of the bears in the tracks; but when he pulled trigger on the fifth, he found that his maga zine was empty 1 Before fie could finger a loose cartridge out of his belt, Ephraim had him down and would have killed him had not a little whiffet dog which was with him teased his flanks and heels until he let go long enough to let the man get in bis cartridge. A shot at close quarters then finished tbe bear; but Worth was laid up at the military hospital for a month. Fort Custer is located on a commanding cliff at the junction of the Big Horn with the Little B'g Horn, now made historical by the lament able Custer disaster. It is a first-class pos', in charge of the 11th infantry and 2d cavalry, larger than Fort Keogb, but "hardly as home like or pretty. It is cast in a rougher mold, and stands in the center of a vast wilderness, like an oasis of civilization, extending its grate ful projection over tbe fledgling settlements which nestle beneath its sheltering arms. The road from the fort to Lodgegrass creek passes close by the hights where Custer fought his last battle. A monument of cut granite inscribed with the names of every man who fell in the engagement overlouks the bloody ground, the fatal ford which Custer foolishly attempted to cross, and broad bottom beyond the river where the camp of t e hostile Sio,nx extended for nearly two miles. The retfeat of the sol diers from the ford to the crest of the bight where the hist stand was made is marked by stakes placed where their dead bodies fell. The celerity with which the guilty, panic-stricken Indians abandoned their camp at the approach of Gen. Terry is indicated by the lodge-poles and utensils which strew the ground even at the present day. ; Fort Custer is a sort of asylum and outfit ting depot for way-farers and disabled sports men. There is no other place withtn a hun dred miles where shelter and requisite neces saries can be procured. During tbe past sea son Custer received visits from no less than seven hunting parties of English, Irish, Aus trian and American gentlemen, including three ladies, most of whom wanted pack mules, pro visions, arms, guides or something of the sort. Its officers are most hospitable, and glad to en tertain agreeable guests, whose presence re lieves the monotony of guard mount and din ner call. The approaches to Fort C us tor may readily be recognized by the empty beer bottles which line the sides of the road the tributes of departing guests to the hospitality left be hind. ! Taking the back track down the Yellowstone valley, and traveling by easy stages for seven days, one can look the country over a second time with more leisure and more intelligently. Thq. strange characters which people the terri tory have now become familiar. The tourist has learned to distinguish the stndy'ranchman, the leather clad stockmen, the dark-visaged rangers in full panoply of beads, buckskin and pistols, the wandering Indian bands with their herds of ponies, the freighters and the pilgrims. There is a large floating population of idlers in Montanna, worthless vagabonds with a keen eye to tbe main chance; leeches upon the tenter-foot and new-comer. One of the most thriving branches of extraneous industry, is horse stealing. Horses change hands so fast and so often that they imagine themselves in a twenty mile race. Every prudent ranchman rigs a bell wire from his barn to his beds; every government wagon train doubles its horse guard; every stockman sleeps on the corral fence; every plainsman, ties bis lariat to his arm. ; One of these days a new industry will arise in the territory, and then horse thieving will be practiced no more. Charles Hallock. A Bcmance or a Centnrj Ago On the 23d of December, 1783, the floor of the Senate-chamber at Annapolis was filled to overflowing by stately dames and gentle maidens who had flocked to the Capitol as if the weight of state ques tions had been for this one hour entrust ed to their wise deliberations. Washing ton, the mighty yet unambitious hero of the time, while yet the idol of the pub lic heart, was on this day to lay down his laurels by resigning to Congress his commission of commander-in-chief of the. brave little army whose triumphs he had directed and whose sufferings he had shared. Accompanied by his aides, Colonel Benjamin Walker and Colonel David Humphreys, and the officers appointed as escort, Washington entered the hall where the assembled Congress awaited him, every manly voice among the spec tators cheering, and every feminine ker chief waving an enthusiasm of approval and welcome; but the cheers were hushed into breathless silence by the first words of the great hero's dignified address, to which General Mifflin, as President of the Senate, made an eloquent and ap propriate reply. On Washington's left stood the valiant soldier Colonel John Erger Howard, of Maryland, and facing Colonel Howard, conspicuous among the foremost group of Senators, was General Bead, of South Carolina, the hero of this short legend of a by-gone love. How little did either of these young men, strangers to one- another, dream of the day to come when a son and a daughter of each were to be come husband and wife to the daughter and son of the other. Many were the men whose names were already distinguished, or to become his toric, who were present, either as mem bers of Congress or spectators of the im pressive scene. Madison, Jefferson, Monroe; Lee, of Virginia; Osgood, of Massachusetts; Morris, of Pennsylvania, McComb, of Delaware, and General Otho Williams, Generals bmith and Swan, of Maryland The well-known Charles Carroll, of Carrollton, was ac companied by his two daughters, one of wnora was afterward, as Airs. Caton, mother to the trio of celebrated beauties who became respectively Lady Stafford the Marchioness of Welleslev, and the the Duchess of Leeds. Cut absorbing as was the attention given to Washington by the august as semblage of heroes and patriots, who recognized in him the greatest hero and patriot of any, the young Cfrolinian's eyes wandered up to the gallery above, where Mrs. Washington, with her grand children at her knee, was seated in all the dignity and legitimate pride of the wife who crowns herself with her hus band's glory. Grouped around her were the three Calvert sisters, Mai viand's blood royal. the family of Lord Baltimore; and never was the fame of Maryland beauty better maintained than by the contrasting love liness of the youngest, Miss Ariana Cal vert, with the more brilliant charms of her elder sisters, who had been esponsod daring the perils of the war, both on the same evening, the one by Washington's step-son, Parke Curtis, and the other by Mr. Ueorge btuart, cf Maryland. It is told of these gentlemen that each received the announcement of the birth of a son born on the same day, a year after the marriages while on the battle field. But it was not the rich bloom or dark eyes of the beautiful young matrons which so riveted the attention of the young Southerner that even the sublime presence of Washington was for a time forgotten. To his eyes the youngest sis ter was much tbe fairest; and be gazed up at tbe unconscious young girl until tbe friend at his elbow, Mr. James,Mon roe too thorough a Virginian not to re cognize tbe phenomina of a love at first sight whispered her name in his ear, and the offer to present Him before the lady quitted Annapolis town for home in the country. Tbe offer was gratefully ac cepted, and ere the winter was half over Miss Calvert was affianced to her eager and enraptured young lover; but not, alas! with the entire consent and appro bation of her family and friends, and thence arose the cloud which darkened the horizon of this love legend. As usual, the passion youth deifies, age coldly ignored. The Carolinian was wealthy, of prominent position and good birth, and of distinguished education; but the lady was threatened with de cline. She was also the youngest dar ling of the household ; her sisters had married so well, yet remained in their midst; and her family grew more and more reluctant that this comparative stranger should bear away their tender and fragile flower to his far-off Southern home, to j)ine away, and die perhaps, out of sight and hearing of those who had loved her from her cradle; and the angered lover saw the feeble health of his lady-love give way-under the conflict of duty with feeling, until she became indeed seriously ill. But the passionate Southerner was not to have the woman of his heart granted to his wishes. The sensibility which could doom the gentle Ariana Calvert to an early death could not permit her to sacrifice family affection to her own and her lover's happiness. What bitter tears and faltering words were exchanged in their parting none can tell ; but tbe min iatures, given once as the fair tokens of union, each still retained, to be sorrow ful consolation and reminder of a life long separation. Elizabeth Read, in Harper's Magazine for April. The 6t.ry of a Hat. Poor Philip Vanderdonk! All his life he had toiled, and saved, scraped, and pulled every string that had a dollar at the end of it. And now all his beard earned wealth was gone.anda great, hate fill, interest-eating mortgage spread its black wings over all that he owned and loved on earth. He sank into a chair, and folding his arms upon the table be fore him, bowed his gray head upon them, and groaned great groans from groanville, groan county. His heart seemnd breaking. "Did you mortgage the farm?" asked his wife, stealing softly to his side. "Yes," he growled; "both farms and sold the wood-lot." "And did you have to mortgage the town house, too?" she asked, with quiv ering lips and glistening eyes. "Oh, yes," said the man, in hollow tones. "Oh, yes, and all my stock in the railroad, and hypothecated what I had in grain." "And was It enough?" she asked, trembling with eagerness. "Was it enough?" "Not qnite," he growled; and then he saw the ghastlv pallor of disappointment spread over her face, he added, "but the milliner let me have it on ninety days' time for the balance, as eight per cent. "And you've brought my new hat home, then?" she caroled, joyously. "Oh, Philip, voa dear old duck!" "Well, no, not ajj of it," he said. "I brought the plume and one of the bows down with me in the express, but the express, but the hat itself is coming down on a flat car." And the next week after that, eleven dark-browed men, who sat behind Philip's wife at the theater, waylaid the wretched man on his way home, hauled him off down an obscure street, rolled him up in a wad, and stopped u new sewer with him. f Burlington Hawkeye. Deceptive sounds: Doctor to patient "Do you ever knead your bowels?" Patient "Well, yes, I suppose I need 'em sometimes, same as other folks." Electro Motive Powers. The action and reaction of chemical and electrical energy in the store battery of M. Faure, and the action and reaction of the mechanical movement and electri cal currents in conpled-up dynamo electrical machines, have conspired to gether to advance tbe cause of the elec trical transmission of motor power, and to favor the utilization of the vast natu ral sources of motor energy that are at all times present in blowing winds and in flowing water. Precisely as the store battery is necessary to render the fitful impulses of the capricious wind avail able for steady and reliable work, bo also is it essential for the practical utilisation of such periodic recurrences as the flowing and ebbing of the tidal cur rents of the sea. Sir Wm. Thompson ap pears to have been led to cast a longing and loving eye . upon windmills on account of ' the sus picion that it would not answer to con struct basins along the coast for generat ing currents of electricity out of the in flux and efflux of the tide, because the land, which might by the same amount of labor be reclaimed from the dominion of the sea, would have a higher money value for agricultural purposes than the water reservoir would have as a source of motive power. It must be remem bered, however, that this argument does not at all apply to the various well known instances in which vast irreclaim able basins are already within the do minion of the tide. Thus Prof. Sylva- nus Thompson has pointed out that this is essentially the case in the neighbor hood of Bristol, where he resides. Na ture seems there almost to have taken it in hand to provide before hand for tbe working t out of the problem. Prof. Thompson states that the construction of only a few yards of embankment would in that instance provide a tidal basin with a rise and fall of twenty-three feet; snd where at the present time pow er runs to waste every year which would suffice, if converted to mechanical ac- i count, to charge 10,000,000 of Faure batteries and to raise 20,000,000,000 of pounds one foot high. He calculates that one-tenth part ofjtb.ii power would be quite enough for the permanent lighting of the city of Bristol. He further esti mates that a fifth part of the tidal flow which now runs to waste in the channel of the Severn, where the rise and fall are of a still larger amount, would suffice to light every city and to turn every loom, spindle and axle in Great Britain. It will be thus seen how even the boldness of the idea of utilizing the Falls of Niagara is already on the point of beintr surpassed by the aspirations of seicentiiic men. If this dream of the application of the tidal pulsations of the sea to the production of mechanical movement through the in strumentality of store batteries and trans mitted electrical currents is ever real ized, this indeed would be a case of the conservation of energy upon the most stupendous scale; for under such cir cumstances it would be the majestic roll of the terrestrial globe itself in its Inex orable whirl in space, which would have been harnessed to work the machinery of man. With such a prime dynamo-elec trical generator there would assuredly be no limit to the work which might ba performed. The Game of Rhymes. The game of rhymes may be made quite amusing if the company of young folks who play it exercise ingenuity. One of the company thinks of a word rhyming with another word which he mentions. The aim of the party is to guess what the word thought of can be. The rule is that no one should give a name to what they guess, but describe it instead, and each of tbe company in turn is entitled to a question. Suppose the word thought of is "bag," rhyming with "tag," then the question should be put as follows: "Is it a necessary part of a bootlace?" "No, it is not a tag." "Is it the name of a horse?" "No, it is not a nag." "Is it the name of a joker?" "No, it is not a wag." "Is it the name of an elegant horned animal ?" "No, it is not a Btag." "Is it the stars and stripes?" "No, it is not a flag." "Is it good to go to mill with?" "Yes, it is a bag." Flavor of the Mind. There is no more interesting spectacle than to see the efforts of wit upon the different characters of men than to ob serve it expanding caution, relaxing dig nity, unfreezing coldness, teaching age and care and pain to smile, exorting reluctant gleams of pleasure from melan choliy and charming even the pangs of grief. It is pleasant to observe how it penetrates through the coldness and awkwardness of society, gradually bring ing men nearer together, and, like the combined force of wine and oil, giving every man a glad heart and a shining countenance. Genuine and innocent wit like this is surely the flavor of the mind. Man could direct his ways by plain rea son, and support his life by tasteless food; but God has given us wit, and fla vor and brightness and laughter and perfumes to enliven the days of man's pilgrimage, and to "charm" the painted steps over the burning marl. Sidney Smith. A Woman of Business. Mrs. Miriam Florence Leslie, the widow of the well known publisher, has, upon application to the courts of New York, had her name changed to Frank Leslie the name her husband bore. It was not a mere whim with her, but a business idea, as she wishes to perpetu ate the name of the Frank Leslie Pub lishing House, of which she is now the proprietor and manager. Every morn ing ."she is found in her office by half past 8 o'clock and remains till 5 in the afternoon. She signs all checks and money orders, makes all contracts for supplies of every sort, looks over the proofs of all articles before they are pub lished, and makes suggestions concern ing the make-up of every periodical be fore it is sent to press. In a word, she is the head of the whole establishment. In Mrs. Leslie's employ are over four hundred people, comprising artists, en gravers, editors, compositors, etc., and thirteen different periodicals are issued. OREGON TO M AHSACI1 1 ETTS . Some time ago Mssra. Hodge, Davis & Co., of this city, read to a Massachimrftg paper tbat Hon. Charles R. LaUd, auditor of that state, was afflicted with in incurable kidney disease, and had ben obliged to give up work snd retnro to hts home. They immediately seut him a box of their celebrated Oreuon Kidney Tea, and from time to time sent him other boxes. A few dayg ago they received from him the following letter: . Commonwealth or Massiacrvsetts, I Auditor's Deji't, Boston, Nov. 11, 1881. ) Messrs. HodKe, Davis k Co.: . Dear Sirs I have no. hesitation In aayiutuat I have been much benefited by the use of the Oregon Kidney Tea as a remedy for a kidney difficulty wliioO has troubled me for six or ei;ht year". I can heartily recommend it to those who are similarly afflicted, aa a safe and agreeable remedy. I shall teat ita virtues further, for I have great faith In it ax a specific for matiy Uiseaee of the kidueya. Respectfully yours. - CHA3. R. LADD, The original of thi letter can be seen by calling on Messrs. Hodge, Davis k Co., Portland, Oregon, and the Oregon Kidney Tea can be bought of any druggist or dealer, in Cregoa or Washington. Price fl per box. No better Blood Cleanser than Wm. Pfuniler's Oregon Blood Purifier. Rheumatism Case No. 1125. After ten years suffering with rheumatism and using during that time every recommended medicine and the best physicians' advice with out finding relief, I tried a bottle of the Oregon Blood Purifier, and feeling better after its use, I continued taking it, and am glad to state tbnt after two months' continuous use oi your valu able Oregon Blood Purifier, I am perfectly- free from rheumatism. Albert Yookgrii. A88UQR ISSUBASCJC. Ttie Keiliooa by wbleh Yon Kg Couple ate awiauiea. Suits are about to be instituted by three young couples residing near Beamstown, Pa., which will expose the methods of the marriage insurance com panies, in which tbe complainants are interested. , Tbe plaintiffs were married just thirteen months ago. Prior to their marriage they were approached by three agents, who, it is alleged, promised tbat the companies would pay each member $450 cne year after their marriage. The young people paid $10 apiece for their policies or certificates, and $4 annual dues. Two weeks after their policies were received they were- married, and hopefully looked forward to the time when they would receive their money. The three couples live near together. and tbe numbers of their certificates ran from 47a to 480 inclusive. Three weeks ago they sent the companies notice that tbeir year was np, and that they wanted their money as promised. Thev received word that the companies were paying off as last as possible, and that they would have to wait until their turn came. The next day's mail brought six envelopes, each pf them containing fifteen notices of assessment, amounting in each case to $18.7S. The very next week another batch jof notices was received, and they conuuneu to come so last tnat Detoro a month, had passed their assessments called for $50 each. They refused to pay, and consulted an ex-agent of an other company, lie told tbem that they would either have to pay their assess ments or forfeit their policies. Said he: "And that is not the worst of it, either. Your policies ars exceedingly high num bered. I dare say that out of the 475 persons who are ahead of you at least 350 are married now and waiting for their money, just as you all are. Be fore your turns come to get your money each of you will have to pay at least 350 assessments of $1.25 each; so you see tbe very best thing you can do is to stop right where you are and go ' no further. Tbe cbances are 100 to 1 tbat by tbe time you will have paid your 350 assessments the policy holders who come alter you will be utterly unable to keep np the drain on their purses, and you cannot get your money. Do not invest any more. Make np your minds that what you have already paid out is lost for ever, and thank your stars it is not more. The companies you are in are perfectly willing to carry out their part of the contract, provided you are. Your certificate plainly shows that you must pay up all assessments that tbe company calls for in order to satisfy the just claims of those whose policies are ahead of yours. If you do not comply you cease to be a member, and your policy becomes null and void." The young people declare that they had no such understanding, and that they were insured to get $450 one year after their marriage. A number of law yers are examining into this matter with a view of beginning a war agairst these marriage insurance companies if there is any possible legal way to get at it. They are aware tbat hundreds of young per sons have been induced to become in sured prior to their weddings. The Pennsylvania courts now positively re fuse to charter any more of the compa nies on the ground that their business is corrupt and fraudulent; and the proba bilities are that the next important move will be made against -those who have been chartered, but whose duped mem bers are waiting in vain for their money. Very many officers are quietly withdraw ing, anticipating the impending conflict. Other, companies are quietly consoli dating and transferring their business. Nevertheless, the object of marriage endowment or insurance is a splendid thing for young folks, and we would ad vise those wishing such insurance to take a stock company that has fixed rates, like the Northwestern, of Oregon. l'Ol'XD AT LAST. A. Foal live und Never Fulling Cure) for Shea nuttum, ikennUacIn ad Uoat. Hundreds of testimonials given to Dr. Henley, un solicited, are in bis possession from his own towns men, living right here among us, testifying to the wonderful curative powers of his Rheumatic Neu tralize. Dr. Henley refers only to the testimonials giveu by well known parties in our midst, and never relies on far off and unknown Individuals, as sup porting, what he claims to be true of his Rheumatic Neutralizer, tbat Is, it will cure any case of Rheuma tism in existence. The doctor long since discovered the folly of applying external remedies for a disease that has its seat in the deepest channels of tbe blood, and therefore set to work to discover rem edy for Rheumatism, and mankind may rejoice in his itheuniatfc Neutralizer. A DEFINITION ON BHECMATtSM. If you have a thorn or splinter in your finger and you put on Chloroform, or some other drug, you stop the sensibility of pain for a time only. The thorn is still there, ana as soon as the effect of the drug dies away the pain returns. In order to get rid of the pain you must have that thorn plucked out of tbe flesh. That is precisely the same way with Rheumatism; you might rub on the akin some drug to stop the pain for a little time, but the pain is sure to return as soon as the effect of the drug dies sway. Now it has been proven beyond the slightest doubt that Rheumatism is in tbe deepest Channels of the Blood, aud tbat tnere is no other way to reach it only through the Blood. This has been demon strated right here In Portland by dozens of people that have been cured by Dr. Henley's Rheumatic Neutralizer. That it is tbe only Medictue that has Ever Reached the cue and made Lasting and Per manent Cures. Ia fact, the only true principal for Kradicating Rheumatism from the system is through the Blood. It is a pack of nonsense to attempt any other method, that is, if you would wish a Perma nent and Lasting Cure, ofvicb: 203 Third street, near Taylor, Portland Oregon. UOOQK. 1A VIS A CO.. Wholesale Areata. Frank G. Abell, the gold medal photographer of Portland, has returned from a trip to San Francisco, where he has been to procure new at tractions for his gallery, and his work will now be better than ever. Dyspepsia and Indisestion insUntly relieved by using Dr. Henley's celebrated I X L Bitters New rich blood! The use of the Oregon Blood Purifier. Music: Largest stock on the northwest coast, orders filled promptly. Send stamp for catalogue and journal, Wiley B. Allen 153 Third street, Portland. At the Elite theater, in Portland, Sheridan and Riley, Mil'ie Christine, Minne Branscombe, John West, Miss Flora Franks, Mom. Leoui the King of the Airland Ethel Earle are the late attractions. Bend name and address to Crazin & Co., Philadelphia, Pa., for cook book, free. Agents wanted by tbe Kew York Novelty Co,, Portland Oregon. Catalogues mailed free. Send $1.00 to W. D. Palmer, Portland, for one year's subscription to the Pacific Overseer, the great semi-monthly A. O. U. rV. paper. Garrison repairs all kinds of sewing machines N. P. V. fNowSerlesi, No PI PorUaiifl Bnsmess Directory! SUKVEVORS. W. IS. MA1KE . II. XII.sV UBOWHG, tlvil Kngiiieers, contractors anu surveyors, umce 29 r-tark s reet. lidon Block, Port and, Or., with Ferry & White, Real Eaute Agents. Hurveymg done In any part t Oregon or Washington. HAKJEB1K. EMPIRE B'AltEKY-WahTngton. Voss A Fiihr, Props. Manufacturers of Pilot bread, crack ers, etc Pork and beans and Boston brown bread every Sunday morning. NFJUEXORAVEU. C. It. FJSTtr -: 6ak street, SeaTEngraver, manu facturer of Hteel and Brass Stamps. Dies, duters, notary and lodge khbIh. Orders filled promptly. BUESA VWTA IMTTE1I1'." WHOLESALE DEPOT- 7 and 2HB front. A. M. Smith l'run., manufactures drain tile, atone ware, flower pots, vanes, Are brick, etc Country orders filled promptly. ATTOKWEY. D. P. K r:NFDV, Attorney and Counselor at Ijiw Ilaoua S Dekam'a bnlldtnar. Legal business pertaining to lUera l'utent for Inventions, before the Fittent Office or In the Courts, a specialty. AX IMPORTANT CHANCE, HAVING TUANHFEKRED MY AGENCY OF the NEW HOME and CROWN SEWING MACK I N KM to Ik. John H. Uarrbon, 187 Third street, Portland, Oregon, i take tbla method to inform my patrons and the Keneral public where these eiellen maceities may be found hereafter. - H.T. HUDMON. Portland, Or. 0. II. B1B1, M. 1). HOMfJEPATHIC PHYSICIAN and SURGEON. First street, above Morrison Portland, Or. EYE & EAR INFIRMARY - ; AND : SANITARIUM, OR HOME FOR THE SICK. Maeaadoaa Road bet. Porter natd Wood Btm., South PortUuad.Or. Dr. Ptlkliurtoii, tote Professor o I Eye A Ear Diseases lit the Medical Department of Willamette Cnlverxiiy baa erected a flue buildinK, on a beautiful elevation hi tbe south part of tbe city and is prepared to accomo date patients sniff ring from all diaeuHesof the EYE, EAR or THKOAT. Also will pay special attention to persona laboriiiK under Chronic Nervous affections, and to diseases peculiar to women, and recieve a limi ted number of cases expecting confinement. The Intention is to provide a Hoi je for such cases with all the best hygienic agencies, combined with the bent medical skill to be bad in the metropolis. Consulting physician and surgeon Or. Philip Harvey, Prof, of diseases of women and children in the medical department Willamette University. Also Dr. J. M. K Browne, Prof, of Physiology med. dep t. Willamette University. for any amount of references and circular, address UK. J. H. PILKIWQTOif, Cor. 1st and Wihlwton ftta., Portland. Or. CARPENTERS' TOOLS. The largest and best assortment in tbe city FROM THE Best Makers in the United States, I AT THE LOWEST RATES. AT F. B. CHOWN'S, SEALER IN Shelf and HeaTy Hardware. 43 FIKAT ST., Bear KAIN, PORTLA Sill. A GRAND REVOLUTION In the Boot and Shoe business. AT THE NO. 103 FIKST STREET, Faving enlarged my 8' ore and Just received a large hi voice of Ladies', Genu' and Children's FINE HOOTS AND SHOES. From the largest and best Kastern Houses. The public can rely upon getting a finer article than ever before offered In Portland and at LOW'EK PRICKS. Call and see for Yourself and be convinced II. GAL.LICK, New York Boot and Nhoe Honae, Km. 199 First fttreet. SEWING MACHINE STORE, 167 Thirl Street, Iortla.ul JOHN B. GARRISON, Proprietor, GENT fOt. THB IMPRGVED SINCER, CROWN, HOWE, DAVIS, WILSON, NEW HOME, "D" HOWE, ROYAL ST. JOHN, And General Agent for Oregon and Washington i err.iory tor tne Household Sewing Machine. Dealer In all kinds ol 8ewlng Machine Attache ments. ise?aies nin. jyc. t&-3ewlng Machines repaired on bort notice. PACIFIC COAST laand Bureau, A COIIPOIUTIUM. President wkudfi t. Riumv Vioa Pre, ana (ien. Manatrer GKO. w. frikkt Treasurer...-..., ANGOi-C LSKORvIaN BANK Secretary.... f. a. W 1LDE Hoard of Direct ois, J. O ELDRIDUK. ihranpi Tir.nist G. W. KKINK. F. at. WILDE. WENDELL i8roN Principal Place of Unttlnra. 22 Montgomery Street, San Francisco. ruo-Ageucus a eaen county real Of the Staie, Afrene) lorsalc and Ixclixnae rf farin- nar lauiK. Mrg;tt trer.ia subdivided andmiil at anrilen or private mm e. tf-Colonist and Immigrants located. Careful appraisements made ior Btnks, Courts. Admin is irators. Trustees, etc l-egal form ci mpbed with. run rerarui ui sai.s in eacn county ou h e at ite General Office. Assume entire charae oi DroDertv. pay taxes, insurance etc. etc. ITl r. x IO LOAN WILLIAM COLLIER, IMI -A. O IEL I IN" I ST. Dealer In Afew atnd SECOND HAND MACHINERY, 8 Madison HU, Portland, Or. Parti e deal ring Boilers, Katrines or SAW Mil. I, MAt'lll.M'.KY con mare by Mil tire Miliar Mr. l,iurl.. New and Second Hand Machinery Bonarht and sold or traded to advantage Dr. H. M. RUSS. Dentist. For the fnterest of the mihlic. T Iiava i-moIvo,! ts, .In nrst-t'Iaas work at these prices : i i Continuous Gam Work-Pot cel!ln. ?.t to 8100 On Gold Plates. SO ta 1& Net of Teeth on Knoher. SI a AO and upward Net ot Teeth on Celluloid lO OO and upward Gold Filling a OO and npward Mllver and Hone Ft I Hilar X OO and upward Extraction or Teeth, w ith 6aa SI OO OKFICK 105 First street, over Prentice's music store. , , i Dr. H. M. HV8H, Dentist. Ofllrs hours, all hours. Teeth extracted wlthonlaras. AO eta. SEEDS OREGON SEED DEPOT. The undersigned having purchased the seed busi ness of Hachney & He no. are now prepared to till all orders for Field, Garden and Flower Heeds; also Trees, Flowering Hhrubs, etc., etc Agents for Henry Miller's Flower Gardens and Nurseries. i Twenty-live bnshels While Russian Oala, the most proline oats known, growing from 2A to 80 bunhelK to the acre. i .six Thousand Conover's Colossal Asparagus plants three years eld. MILLF.B HKIli, First and Taylor sta., Portland. STURGES, LARSEN & CO.. COMMISSION 3IEUCIIANTS, Wholesale Dealers in Ten--, Canned Goods, Syrnps, Honey, Dried Fruits, Provisions, etc, etc. Shippers of Oraln, Flour, Wool, and Country Produee. Consignments solicited aud 1 .(beral Advances made when desired. XO. 84. FKO.VT STKRT. PORTLAXIt, OR. Dr. P. TTarvttv, Consulting C'bemlRt. 3. B McIntosh, Assayer ASSAY OFFICE, j. b. Mcintosh, Portland, Oregon CHEMICAL ANALYSIS MAPE OF COAt,,MIN eral Waters. Soils, f.Us. Ores of all kinds as saved with care. Samples sent by mall or express wfll receive prompt attention, and returns be made Immediately. Ordinary assays of Hold, Silver, Lead and Coppei, from three to five dollars. Address J. K, Mclm ah. Northeast cor. Front and 5'tark streets Fortland, Oregon. Vf afaaVW r - Plants, Trees, Etc. rLLtT8TRATF.D CATALOGUE FREE L J K. TRUMBULL & CO . 4lv and 421 Bar. some street, San Francisco. 91 ,000 IlKWAliD FOn ANYONE WHO WILT. I.KARN Kelloars; f llhmn'a Ryateja of Dim and Cloak Cutting, and, with a corret meas ure and perfect cutting, produce a bail fitting garment. Several Improvements have Just been made. Agents to sell and teach wanted In everv town. Uood agents can make irom if 10 to K5 per day. K ELLOtWi & J1LLSON, Cheney, poksne iv. W. T fflHE 0LT DURABLE HN'l H FOR WAIM 1 and Oil 're It is cheaper end better than Kalsomineor Wall ear rand tnorfl eaati? applied. Pure White and a vsr ely of beautiful tlnu. For sale ty all de' let. JaMltS n. KRliLV c CO., 8ati Franclso, Cal . Kola A are in ts for the Fatclfla Coast. Syte' Sire Cure fir Gatei' LIQUID OR DRY, PRICE 1 00; "ATMOSPHERIC Insufflators," price 89c Dry Cure and InsoOia ton mailed on receipt of price, with full direction for nse.etc ft U. 8KIDMORK A Co., Druggists 1S1 Firs street. Fortland, Of. Hole Agents for the N. Paris. Coast naar2tf NewMBoo BUCKINGHAM & HECHT'S BOOTS AND SHOES Are the BEST and COST XO MORE than Other Brands, and It the Merchant with whom yon Trade does not beep onr Goods it Is beeanss it PATS belter to sell a pair of Baots or Shoes every TWO Months than every FOUR or FIVE. WE WARRANT EVERY PAIR We make. All Merchants in Good Credit can procure these Goods at onr Ware houses in PORTLAND or San Francisco. TRY OUR "HERCULES" BOOTS IIECIIT BliOS. & CO. PH0S .PH ATE SOAP, UNRIVALLED FOR , Curing Skin Diseases and for Preserving Jleultuy Stkln. Beware of imitations of both the ahovs Justly cele orated articles. The genuine made onlv bv the sTAXIIARD W1AP COMPANY, who a'w mauuftiftuif the largext OH-Kirtiuent of LA.UNDHY and Tul LKT SOAP In the wor:d. OKFICK 204 Sacramento street. Ran Francisco California. bti. SPINNEY, J Kearny street, a. F., Treat all Chronle sad Special YOUNG fclEN W ,,J,A7 BK. ?VFferi:no kom the ef TV . .Tts of youthful follies or lnrtlnHn .11 J. aseiif .mlnaJ WT. r.'Y' ! ",r ".KT ur oharacier Whih he undereTnlll. MIDDI.K-AOED MEN. -I here are many at the age of thirty ta sixty who ffeiroabel w'th 100 frequent evacuations of the bladder, often accompanied by a alight smarting or burning sensation and a weakening of tbe system lo a manner the patient cannot account for. 5n exam linns; the urinary deposits a ropy sediment will often be fouu.l, and sometimes small particlea . of albumen will apr ear.j- the color will be of a thin mllkish hoe. again coangtag to a dark and torpid appearance I here are many men who die of this dlfflcufty. irno rant of the cause, which la the ascend stage of Semi nal Weuanesa. Dr. a will guarantee a perfect cure Ir all such cases, and a healthy restoration of the gentle oriuary organs. OfSce Hours 10 to 4 and to . Sundays from 10 1 II A. M. Consultation fred. Thorough examlnattoi' and advice. &. . . , ".. Call or address OB. SFIHrNSY CO. No. 11 Kewrnv street. San Frandsrn. rt 1850. 32 Years Practical Experience. 1882. John A. Child DRUGGIST, Tealer In Fine Chemicals, Perfumery Toilet Articles, Sponges, Soaps. & Rubber Loods. Cor Morrison k Id sli PurtiHDd, -Jr. Special atientiop pt d to orders bj mail when accom noni'vl -ih the cash. ForCotisnmplaon, Astlmia, BroneMtf , Catarrh, IrPf p'. Headache, Iebii ity, MeurHiniH,, KlieuuiHlisiii, aud all t li route aud ffcrvou lisnrderf. rark aseia mar be eon veiiient ly scut by ei prens, ready for Immediate nae at home. Send for free treatise on the Oxgea treatment. Addre the proprietor, llOO, 111 lUiritrd Street, Phila., Pa., or II. E. MATHEWS, Faelfie Depository, 00 MoutKoiuery St, Sun Francisco, al SPORTSMEN'S EMPORIUM. WM.. BECK & SON. Importers and dealers in Guns, Rifles and Revolvers Rods, Reels, Lines, Baskets, Flies, Leaders, Sinkers, Lines. j " Hooks of TACKLE, Braided and Tapered Oil Silk XJnes. Six Spliced Split Bamboo Rods, JfiSand 1 aeeoud Porraml. Or. HUDSON'S GUN STORE. - BB First afreet, Portland, Orefom. tttJHa, PISTOL AMD AMMVSITIOA Life fechclar8trip3. Paid in installments, 8ENl FOR CiRCTJLsR. TURKISH HUGS. NEW PEHON'S IS TUB K IS IT AJTI PEP.SIAN I!uk 1'atlertis, Hooks. Clamps, etc., always ou hand. A catalogue of design and cost of each may be bad by addressim; .1 xe. It. OABKIMX A CO.. wit HIT Ttilrd street, Portland. Or.w LAND PLASTER, IS ANY QUM17V, BY Everding & Farrell, FRONT & ALDER STS PORTLAND. WANTED. flCEWT TO ril.l THE KA.01.E HOTEL. Just opened cor. Second and B sta., Portland. The Best Define n Day Hense la the City. J. THOMAS, I'KOI'KIETOH. .?sT rOBTLASD, OREOO.V. MADE BTHtSllprHctscq, Li'l.t and a- t:' SEE ME. M mmm nal m Tsxkle mt Krery Peaertatlea. - . - $70 . . - 75 PEBUVIAil Oil St 5 t, (fUlXIHO.VA BIBKA.I The Finest HITTER ta the WOULD. ' THEY ErTKCTUALLY CUKK MAIaABIAXa DISEASES, Vitalize the Kystem ami arrest the raracea mt the Dreadful A leohol Habit. -U1PSUMAXIA. Ask fjrour DruHrfst or IVIae Uerehaat tmr them. WII.SfJEKDI.VO A. CO.. Acrntv Pra elaeo. W. .1. TAX KCn PYTER A CO.. Pert hand. m Mi Elite best mm u tj:s. Recommended by ail Physicians. . Heart the Certtfictrs on back or Bottle Asur cure for indUe t nn i,o of ppctile. and tbe Best Liver Re ,-uiator known. . OI,D ONIvY N GL.A8M. To fi'l or se'I any but the genuine art ele cntof oar beliefs -eocy, aDd wlej detected, will be prosecuted to tne lull tx'ent of 'lie taw. Trade supplied by AKP .II htKlUZlHY aY.Co. 530 Washlnsrtan ht.. Nan Franneco, t'al Xearalle And Aervous Ilendaehe. Cold lu Head, Stoppage ot the la'uaul PusfcMge, etc. Relief J,nmcdiat!. Curt iVrmanenf. " Had Catarrh In its verv worst form. One box o 'Sine Cure' cured uie." Wan. HiirrSan Kafael. " Ha-; used It with the most gratif ring result. W. F. Morcroaa, Keillor ".No A(e," M. F. "I bad bcea afflicted with Cntarru for 7 yearn: two boxes I lyns"riireCiire' cured me.' Rev. T. It. II. Anderson, Kucraniento, Cal. ttl K-r box three hexes for VS. Ask your dnnit fur Ik HUDSt; OA VIS A CO., Wholcsrle arents, Portland, Oregon. ' F. W, WALKER, NoleAgt. PnelfteConat. -A.'o iMtnsoiiie M.reet, San t-raiicixco, Cal Patei latent, jiov. v, isw.' -H)z lleeical Electricity. Tvo HOUSE'S ELECTRO-MAGNETIC BET.T. (Th 0,-j G'-aulnt.f llemwd 1 lrrmium State Fair. U-nm-ilnmllt Holt Kw M- if, ajo. r:irrtn.aara.O Brlta, titrs lp ilaiitr,&12: t.lretra-Jlafs. Kelt,!) lapnusnli, 2 GUARANTEED ONH YEAK. . HhST IN TUB WOKt.D. Will po, tivcly cure vithout medicine Khcvtpatisra, raralysit, Neuralgia, Kidney Disease. Im;xKency, Rupture, 1-ivct Disease Nervousness, Dyspepsia. Spina iiscac Afrue, l'lleaaad ctbe. disease. Send foriMuMnted carainirne, fjve. Also, disease, nena Toriiitmraieu c RU?TURS1 orCured. e-end for Illustrate . :ta!ocue. Hundrodsot cor' W, Y. IIORNE, Prep, and ManttTr JC J market at. Bust raaciscv, .ai. STENCILS jMVt,' uuaaia ISALrafiBATIlB. OS FIKaTTarr. rOaTTLAHD. OS. CD 3- n o 3 Debility, Seminal vlrak. 1 1 e s s . Spermatorrhoea KmtKsl'.rw.liiitxitenrv r:v. An 1 .!h . liaiiNted Vitality, Prema ire iiecnne awl lAMui f MAK HOOII. from -wtaQ95tarSxma5lBK54ii rnncnen ana purtnea the iI.KMl, niiv Hymens too Nerves, Brain. Musclea Ingestion, Ileproductlve (irrtim, and Flivsical and Mental Faculties. It stops a.iy unnatural dVbilitatlua drain upon the svstem, preventing involuntary losses dfbtlitall; !r:in;s, seminal lossea with tbe urine, etc., o destructive to mind and hodr. It Is a sure elimStip.t-.r of all KIUNKY AND KfAl! f)KR COM PI.AIN1S. IT CONTAINS INJURIOUS IV fiKKOil.X. Tethoae aaTcrlns from her feels of youti.l til indiscretions or exreaaes, a nerdr, thornB-n and permanent CI UK I et'Att. A.VTKCII. i'rice, OO er tmtiU-,or live bottles In mm with full directions and advice, SIO. Kwit se cure from observation to any addre upon receipt of price, or U. O. 1. To be had mil v of Or.C. V. WalArM, SI O tiearay street. Han FraiK-isco. Cal. Conotiltailons strict! v omlblenttal, by letter or at olbce, KKKE. For the convenience o! patients, and In order to secure perfect secrecy, I have adopted a private address, under which all packages are foi warded. . TBI A I. BOTTLE FREE, Sufficient to show Ita merit, Hi be a-i.t to any one applying by letter, stating his Kvmpioms and Bare rnpyinlcn'l'rfr-tv confidential. HIWTAIEASTTHE II.3ST IS TUB CTTT - All Modern Improvcmei ta. Open all day. I. H. BitJEKKEJt, rrojartetM if mm is '. .. .'jr. a 3 3 CJffllilHl t, Nov. 11,1879, Jy iw n JT Vjewav . a V"r rwasWw ft - ; arsaat' m W in a siaaa tmi