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Wm 1 1 i-H-i i' i i in 1 1 1 i T i l i-f In Spite of His Grace. ' . X By GRACE HENDRICK. T Copyright, 1907,by Homer Spragne. "the special car for New York?" de manded Margaret. "Track 12," came the response. "Hurry up! They're just cloying the gates." . With a little shriek of excitement i Margaret dashed down the concourse j and slipped through the gate just in time. ' She paused uncertainly, looking for the private car. A brakeman dart ed forward, half pushed her upon the rear platform and the train began to move. There was a clamor at the gate, evidently from the people who had missed the train, and Margaret smiled contentedly as she realized by how narrow a margin she had caught the train herself. The friendly brakeman looked puz eled when she spoke of a special car, but at last a light dawned upon his face. "That was to be attached to the Washington express," he explained. "The train is twenty minutes late." "And I'm on the wrong train," she cried. "It's all right if you want to go to New York. We'll get there about the time they do." "Then I may as well stay on." Mar garet moved forward to the Pullmans till attended by the brakeman. She had just entered the first of the parlor cars when she felt a tug at her sleeve. "Jimmy," she cried in astonishment. "What are you doing here?" "Bearing defeat back to New York," ho' explained. "I got the license, and tried to get word to you, but it seems that your father took the precaution to put a ccuplu of private detectives on guard. One of them had me arrested for disturbing the peace when I tried "JIMMY," SHE CKIED IN ASTONISHMENT. "yHAT A1!E IOU IXHHQ HHKB ?" to see you. I just got out in time to learn that you were on your way back home." "That was horrid," she said. "It was not like father." "But you see he's worked so hard that he wants to laud the match." Meg frowned as she always did when reminded of her approaching marriage. An Kngiisu duke with vast estates and an infinitesimal income had asked her hand in marriage, and her father had given assent in her name. Francis Cadmus had been ambitious for his daughter. He had always frowned upon Jimmy Dorv.-.l's suit, even while admitting that he was a fine young fellow and bound to make his way in the world. r.en Tibbettson's daughter had mar ried a baronet. Here was a chance to administer a final coup to Tibbettson, who had boasted of his titled son In law ever since. So when young Dorval began to show signs of insubordination Cadmus had hired private detectives. The events in Philadelphia had proved the value of this move, for Dorval and Margaret had planned an elopement. Meg's mother came from one of the old Philadelphia families, and her aunts had insisted upon a visit that they might shine in reflected glory of her engagement to the duke. Cadmus had sent her over in a private car and had arranged - that she should come back the same way. The gate man had not caught her reference to the private car when she came back from the telegraph ofP.ce, and by mis take had directed her to the regular train just pulling out. "It's a dispensation of rrovidence," declared Dorval when she had ex plained the situation. "There are his dukclets. the detectives and your re spected parent cooped up, waiting for the other train, and here we are, to gether, and with a Pennsylvania li cense in, my pocket. If we can be mar ried before we cross the state line Will you, dear?" "Of course I will," she declared briskly. "I dou't want to marry the duke, and I do want to marry you. Is there a clergyman on hoard?" "I'll ret you one," offered the brafce man, who had been standing at band. In expectation of a tip. "There's sji old guv with white whiskers two cars back." t He darted out while Jimmy gar Meg tna seat and stood beside her. The train slowed up for West Philadelphia, and a boy in bine and brass came through the car calling her name. She held out her hand for the telegram. "Father says to wait here." She smiled as she read it through. Dorval fished out a bill and banded It to the boy, together with the message. "Yon couldwnot find the lady, under stand?" w . . "I'm wise," agreed the boy. "Mebbe the lady didn't hear me." He passed out, and just as the train began to move Meg saw him going leisureiy across the platform, the en velope still in his hand. "The old guy vfcs a drummer." ex? plained the brakeman. returning with a young and very nervous person with a flushed face. "He says he's a min ister." "I have just begun my pastorate," explained the nervous man, "but am a regularly ordained clergyman. I leave the train shortly. If you can satisfy me that there is no legal impediment, I should advise celerity." Rapidly Dorval explained the situation. The drawing rooms were all engaged, but there was a cafe car on the train, and the tiny pantry was empty. Tha porter mounted guard to keep out tlje curious; the simple ceremony was con cluded and a certificate made out long before the minister reached his Stop ping place. "It was my first marriage," he said nervously as his slender fingers closed over the yellow backed hill. "I am Riire that I wish vou all hanDiness" He pecked Meg's cheek much as' a bachelor kisses a baby and returned to his own car to hide his confusion. The passenger in the seat adjoining Dorval's, who had been impressed as a witness, expressed an overwhelming desire for a smoke and went forward that the young couple might, not be separated. "Are you sorry now that it's over, dear?" he asked as he leaned forward and placed his hand over hers. "I shall never be sorry-,"- she said bravely. "I was only ai'raid that you would not be able to rescue me from the duke." "I bet he drops bis eyeglass when we tell him," said Jimmy with a wick ed smile, "ne'll drop his eyeglass and say, 'My word!' See if he doesn't." "I'm thinking of what father will say," she answered, trying to smile. "It will be a great disappointment to him." "Then he shouldn't sell his daugh ter," explained Jimmy. "I guess that's him now." Ho pointed out of the window as an other train went rushing by. On the platform of the rear car, made into an observation balcony, they could see the duke. The, special had "been sent through on another track, and Mr. Cadmus' temper was not improved by a half hour wait in the Jersey City station for the slower train with Margaret aboard. "The entire party were lined up at the gate as the passengers of the regular train poured through. "I made a mistake," explained Meg as she held up her face to be kissed. "So the gateman said," her father returned. "It was very good of Mr. Dorval to take care of you. We will relieve him of any further responsi bility." "I say," broke in Jimmy, "you can't very well do that. I've arranged to take care of Meg for the rest of her life. We were married on the train coming over." The ducal jaw dropped and the ducal eyebrows raised while the monocle dropped from the ducal eye. "My word!" said his grace. "How very extraordinary, you know!" "I told you so," said Jimmy, break ing a tense situation with a laugh. Before There Were Naval Uniforms. A little prior to the Revolutionary war, says the Newport Bluejacket, there was no such thing as a naval uniform. The officers wore civilian clothes or some sort of an adaptation of an army uniform as suited their fancies, and the men dressed any how, though they generally agreed in wear ing their hair long and done up in a cue, or pigtail, and with a lovelock or two straggling down either side of the face. The sailor seems always to have been given to wide trousers, ex perience having taught him that his nether garments must be so construct ed that they could be easily rolled above the knees when washing down decks. Sometimes the old time sailor did not wear trousers at all, but a sort of kilt like a highlander's. Look at any old print showing a man-o'-war's crew as late as 1818 and see what a motley lot of garments are1 shown on the men. Some of them even wore stovepipe hats upon their heads. The Twinkling of a Star. The twinkling of a star has never been explained to the satisfaction of all investigators, but it is generally be lieved to be due to controlling causes within the earth's atmosphere. That the cause may be looked for within the belt of air that surrounds our planet (to particles of vapor, dust, etc.) may be inferred from the fact that the planets never exhibit the characteristic twinkling so noticeable in the star. One reason for this is the size (appar ent) of the planets, each of which shows a sensible disk, even to the naked eye, while the strongest instrument in the world only shows the stars as being mere points of light. This being the case, any foreign substance in the at mosphere would momentarily hide the light und make the star appear to tu-:;. Just a Taste. ilisiijiia.y And do you know noth ing whatever of religion? Cannibal Well, we got a taste of it when fh last missionary was here. Cleveland Leader. YOUNS FFSHHAWKS." The Way These Ravenous Feeders At- tack Their Food. The appetites of the young hawks increased rapidly, and in a few days they easily managed three and a half and four pounds of solid fish 8 ' day between them. At nrst we useo in nt h Tnont in mheR and feed the birds by hand, but it was not long belore they were able to tear ap a whole fish by thzmselves. They often began by picking out the eyes, perhaps because those organs were r-onspicuous arxl . easily removed They held theiT food in their elaws; for a ood hold. When very hun gry t'.iey would pounce upon the fish,, 'raise their crests and lowei tlicir wings and tail to the ground, a'y though to protect themselves gainst possible robbery, often screaming lustily between the mouthfuls. Thev would tear off large pieces, jerk them backward ' into the throat and swallow theiri j They ate every part of a fish exce pt i the harder bones. ' Tough pie.-ces were removed by a steady upv.ard pull, and the ends of bones -,vere twisted off with a pivotal move ment such as a man would use to d raw a nail with & pair of pinchers. Wheii they had finished a meal they clean ed their bills by thrusting thfjni into the nesting material and turning them from side te side as o: je would force an awl into wood. L ater they ejected the bones and o'jher indi gestible particles in the; form ol pellets. As they grew stronger they be came able to hold their long wing in place at thoir sides. They also began to exercise their wings by flapping them steadil; in front of their bodies for several seconds at a time, meanwhile rising, on their toes. Later when performing , this wing exercise they would keep jumping up an d down as though testing the strf ngth of their pin ions. During a rainstorm also they would flap thei;: wings violently at frequent inters als and thus keep their plumage :omparatively drr. Ernest Harold I Baynes in Scribner'i Sf ectacles. It is hard to realize what our an cestors did w ithout the help ol spectacles. T he first mention of them seems to be toward the end of the thirteenth century, when convex spectacles wer e invented, it is sup posed, by Eo ger Bacon. Concave glasses were i ntroduced soon aftei ward, but tl ie. Spectacle Maker company of 1 on'don was not incor porated until 1630 It seems thai the ancients knew nothing of these aids to visio: a, and it is more than likely that I Iomer and even Milton might have 1 oeen spared their blind ness had the y understood the use of powerful le' as. Eyeglasses came in much lata-v, when the spectacles were consif lered too cumbersome for fashionabl e wear, and lorgnettes came ever i later, when the great la: dies wish' sd an ornamental case for their eye glasses. The eyeglasses of today fit on the nose with a spring. Former y they were held in place with tht 3 hand. Finished the Job. Count Ferdinand de Lesseps was very sovere jigainst all forms of su perstition. One day when he and his wife had some friends to lunch the servant dropped a priceless Sevres cup, w hich fell in a thousand pieces on the floor. "Oh, how unfortunate!" "said Mme. "3fe Les;eps, who, unlike her husband, was rather superstitious. "Two more oi: them are certain to get broken no' ,v. It always happens so." "If you are so sure of that," re plied Count.de Lesseps, who had often tried to cure his wife of this fault, "we hac better get all your misfortunes ov e.r together." Saying which he seize d two cups and flung them to the ground. Bon Vivant. A ppreciation. An eloquerit barrister was called upon to defei id a burglar at the as sizes. He di I so with great success, and obtaineil the triumphant ac quittal of his ; clie ut. On going into his office one moi'ning a little later he found the safo open and empty, j while lying o- a the desk was a note : "Dear Sir T. looked in this morn ing to thank you l"or kindly getting me off the o ';her day. As you wasn't in, I vetitui :ed to take two or three little thing s as a sooveneer of the 'occasion.- ? Tours a-ffeetionately, Wil iliam Sikes ." London Express. N jvel Way of Fishing. A cur ous mode of catching tur tles is pr acticed in the West Indies. It eonsif its in attaching a ring and ! a line i m the tail of a species of and usually before seizing any part gerous lettm go.- nf it f Jipv -jrnnl1 fincrpr. so to sneak i Some Deomewho lay with their bills, asthough feeling rainy day" ain't sartisGed overbof ,rd and immediately makes for th 3 first turtle he can spy, to which he attaches himself very firmly by means of a sucking ap parafc as arranged at the top of bis head. The fisherman then hauls both; t-rtle and sucking fish in. ..-.rr' - A LITTLE NONSENSE. OI' Nutmeg's" Saying as a Cure Foi What Ails You. .', j The idle man is no man's idoL. ' A man kin still hev hoss sense an' own an autermobile. Some people envy a hen on aig 'cuz if s a settin' daown job. They is one man we kin alius look in the eye the man who owes us money. EvVvbuddy b'lieves thet a snorer snores 'cept the snorer who does the snorin'. It's all right tew take the bull by the horns, but remember it's dan- Tip tur a till a reg lar flflod comes, A good word travels a long dis tun,?e; a bad word travels jest ez fur an' quicker. Ef a man waits fur an office tew seek him naowadays he'll wait till it's ben peddled all araound taowh. It hez ben said thet a man who kin successfully beat his fare on a railroad naowadays would make a good preserdunt uv the same. Sometimes the foot thet rocks the cradle is the same foot thet sends the young man off'n the front doorsteps who hez come araouna tew rob the cradle. In speakin' uv Washington, the Father uv His Country, it is alius said thet he "couldn't" tell a lie. Naow, mebbie arter all he's like the rest uv us mebbie he would ,hev told one ef .he could hev. J udge. Accustomed to It. "Yes," said Kivetts, "I went to a 5 o'clock tea with my wife yester day." " "Gracious!" exclaimed Chumley. "Didn't it nearly drive you crazy ?" "Oh, no. I " didn't "mind it. I own a boiler shop, you know." Philadelphia Press. Foxy. Mr. B. Tul That's a beautiful diamond that old Waterbug bought for Miss Firefly. Miss Eoache Yes, but it isn't genuine. She throws the light through it to make it shine. Suc cess. ' Inclusive. Belle (enthusiastically) I know that rich old fellow who's courting Maud is a regular curmudgeon to live with, but she'll have all kinds of money. Xell (dryly) She will indeed, in eluding alimony. Baltimore Amer ican. Fully Qualified. Manager (of road company) So you think you are qualified to be come an actor, do you? Ever had any experience ? Applicant Yes, sir. I used to be a professional pedestrian. Chicago .News. The Important Thing. "I guess I won't eat any dinner today," said the first clerk. "Why not?" asked the second. "Because if I do I won't have any time for my regular after dinner smoke." Des Moines Eegister. High Noon. Patience What does it mean by being married at "high noon?" Do you know? Patrice Oh, yes. It means tak- j?g a 12 to 1 chance. Yonkers Statesman. Married Man. Knew. "Wonderful," said the professor, "is the strength of the human jaw." "And," added the married man, "think of its tirelessness !" Wash ington Herald. ' She Must Have It. She may have grace, she may be fair. She may be gentle and refined, She may have talents that are rare, She may possess a noble mind, " But in the background she must stay Unnoticed by the strong and brave If she has not found out the way To do it in a marcel wave. ' TTho cares for soft, bewitching eyes, Or for a finely chiseled nose. Or shell-'.ike ears or luring sighs, . , Or cheeks the color of the rose? Who cares how sweet tier voice may "be. What matter how she may behave, If she neglects to skiUfully Arrange it in a marcel wave? Chicago Recol d-Hera Id, f H"I"lli' H"I"I S I'l l' H-a-M-MufrM TwoiiTaTree By U3UJ JOHNSON. 4. Copyright, 1907, by c. H. Sutcliffe. 3. .,'-'..;..;..;-I-'"' ,..,..,7 For a mon;; j:it Dora searched the rack, then sh remembered that her jacket was up ? lairs, and she caught up her brother's coat. She could slip crosslDts to the woods and be back In no time at. all. She mast have soire arbut-i? for 'i-e cappar table. As ssha ws s crossing the Bantoa f.irm, she hoard a a angry bellow and siri'ieJ. Denton's p-.-'.zo bull was confined in the next lot. , lie could not bother her. Then wK h a rending crash, the mad dened a:'imal broke down the flimsy fence deiI came chnrging across the lot after tht; fury inciting red coat Dora, in a glance, measured her chancer and swung up into the single apple tree that stood in the center of the field. Its branches hung low, and it was no feat for the active girl THE AKIMAli WAS FAST GAIXISO ON HIS KE'.V P1.E1'. to swing up and find a crotch well above the reach of those lowering horns. The bull looked about puzzledly for a moment, then he caught sight of the glint of red in the branches and charged again. His impact shook the tree, but it did not dislodge the girl, for she clung with her arms about the trunk. Being a patient animal, the bul' f waited, and Dora was so much occ- j. pied with the unpleasantness of f fl0 situation that she never noticed the ap proach of a man in a red golf coat un til he was midway across the lot. "Look out,' she shrilled, "it's a bull. Run!" The newcomer obeyed both ' injunc tions, but the cry had attrac' ei the bull's attention, and the anir Jai was fast gaining on his new pr' ,y when suddenly the man leaped to one side, and the bull plowed on. By time it had turned the man wasu- anning for the tree and swung himself up just as the bull reached him. "Narrow squeak that," he chuckled. "I felt like Don Jose in 'Carmen.' Ib it you, Dora?" "I should think you could tell the diScrcnce between a fcr in and a cow," she said severely. "Ti- ie i(jea of walk ing right into a field v . -;th that coat." "I was oil right," ' ras the easy re sponse. "King Ch.T r jpion belongs' in the next lot. Ie mj? s t have broken tht fence. I was tald r a- short cut to the links. Glad I 1 aft my clubs there last night or I sh jv na have lost them. Hots, did you get b ere?" "I was going a. ft er arbutus," she ex plained. "I wa s wearing Ted's coat and that horrifi creature broke down the fence to ge t : if ter it." "Amiable aiin iai," commented Fra zer. "I'd liV.e to get down and pat him on the fiea' l with an ax." "We're tr.esp .nssers. He's on his .owner's proper ty," she reminded. "That s f,o," fle agreed, "but that does not affect, my desire in the least" "And Tied 1 ias some friends to sup per," she wa lied, "and there won't be any arbutus. ' "He'll ha ?e supper, anyway," re minded Fra zer. "That's more than we are likely t o get." "Don't y oii think the creature will go away?" pleaded Dora. "I'll ask him if you like," he offered, "but he d j-jsn't look as though he ever would. " frazer lets him stay out all night. ' Dissipated sort of creature. King C! lampion is." "Do y ou suppose they would hear if we car led?" "We , would hurt our voices to no avail. The only thing to do is to wait until it gets so dark that he can't see the red. Then maybe he'll forgot us." "' Throw him your coat," commanded Dc j-a. "Jlaybe that will satisfy him ai id he'll go away." Frazer dropped his coat directly in 'front of King Champion's nose. Di rectly the bull reduced it to ribbons and worked himself up to a fresh fury. "He isn't even happy when he gets It," commented Frazer. "Stubborn sort of brute." His choice of word had . been unfor tunate. Dora froze up. She had for gotten in the excitement that she and Frazer had solemnly ruptured their friendship because she had refused to give up Bennlng as her partner In the double match game. He had called 6er" stubborn. She ' I iad declared"tbit she always kept ber romlse, and when he reminded her of tn earlier and for gotten promise the a djective had been revived. Prazer saw his to is take in an instant - "I didn't mean tt :a t. Dodo," he plead ed. She held up b er- head. , . ' "Won't you bs -iice?" he begged. Xou can play if with any one you want, only don't ' oe angry." "It was not ni e i:o reopen the argu ment when you I .ue iv I couldn't escape it," she decreed. " "I didn't nieai i toj,". he declared. "I wasnt even thh jkiu;.g of that row." "You were," she said very positive ly. "It is use!e 3s to .'Jeny it, either, for I shall not ar 'ie." He made se- .eral efforts to convince her, but to-nj use, autl at last he saille into a shiveiu ig silenc.s. The sua had set, and the a: r was growing chill. He missed his c;ii U sadly, but Dora did not '. notice his pli ,bt until his toeth chatter ed so that sh beard the sound. "You are c il. j, and I made you throw down your c a t." she cried penitently. "It's all rls h t," he protested. "It's not," she contradicted. "It's all my fault t oo." "The coal - itas sacrificed in the ! terest of sc ie atific experiment," he de clared. "Vi s hows that a blooded bull can at lea st count up to two. He'd waiting tot t he other one, and then h probably -wo n't be satisfied." "You'd be trunk on tl wind," she off the cold "You'd fn fully, "for, me, you wo - There wi Frazer deli that the s fl-ariner If you sat next the lis side, away from the suggested. "I could keep on the other side." .11 off," he objected wlst of course, since you hate uldn't let me hold you on." is no answer to this and berately opened his mouth ound of his clicking teeth more plainly heard. Dora r ten minutes, then: might be stood it fo "Fred.". "What i: "Please don't haf In a ml ing her f , stopped close. "I shs il she sai 1 Willi y ,iu "Win it now?'' h' 'Toj .-ha; she f.i .lag! i it?" he asked, come over," she pleaded. "I :e you." nute he was beside her, hold teady on the limb. The teeth chattering and Dora nestled not play with Mr. Bennlugs," timidly. "I wouIfrather play reason can you give biia demanded. js you might think of one," isted. "V e cc rid tell him that we were en- gaga a." "i ut it wouldn't be true." "1 on cr uild make it true," he remind ed. "Wi! I you, Dodo!" It vas . twenty minutes afterward thj t tho !e two came back to earth as?ai m. r Jeneath the tree all was quiet. ''A'heri ;'s King Champion?" she as!" .ed. I i'razer glanced down. ' 'I do t clieve he has gone," he cried. " I suppo sa he got thirsty. The creek ' .Tins thro ugh the other field." "I thin' i he's an awfully nice bull," she said irrelevantly, as he helped her down. A nd Fred agreed with her. WACiONS IN AMERICA. They Wer e First Used Some Four Cen t uries Ago In Mexico. To lis northerly neighbors Mexico seems u land of contradiction. It was. exploit! ;d by the Spanish conqueror a hunclreil years before the pilgrims landed :it Plymouth Rock, and yet the America.n from the United States findsn it a comparatively primitive and un developed, country. In some respects it has go ue back, losing the splendor of its earl, v times,, yet it is a land now stirring wi th youth and growth. The carri sge of goods affords an in stance of th ese paradoxical conditions, for in Mexit o, the first soil ot the new world to be traveled by wheels, bur dens are tod ay largely borne on hu man backs. 1 ?ays the New York Post: "There was never a wheel turned ou the western Ik 'inisphei-e until about the year 1323 or 1 624, when Sebastian ua Aparicio broiiL lit some ox carts over from Spain auc I began hauling freight and passengers tetweeu era Cruz ana the City cf ilex, x-o. He grew wealthy, moved to Pr.ebl; i, became a lay broth er of the Franci scans and died full of years, piety and honors in 10JU, uine-ty-eighV years of .ge. He was canon ized by the pope t'Jid later was adopt ed as pa tron saint t f Puebla. "Anion,; the moi.uitaiu and plateau tribes of Mexico, Cc utral America and a large p. art of Sou th America trans portation methods life precisely the same toda.v as they r.-ere in the day a of Cortes, '. 4-lvarado a ud Pizarro. The cargado (ft eighter) a: id the aguador (water carr.'er) are St. 11 omnipresent. The size of their self imposed bur dens compels- notice from the least Ob servant travel 'er. "Mexico has been calle.l the 'land of the patient l:t ek.' It is 1 1 good name. The Indians, ho form nearly half of her population, seem to be enamored of their burden -i. The loat is they car ry would be fai- too much f.r the aver age white man." i Crocod i'es of 0!d. The galaxy of lies about crocodile found in old book dazzles th v under standing even of the exj.'erienc vd read er of mediaeval natural history.. He is a great worm. He .is afral 1 of tvaffron. Ee eats honey. Tht; crocod. ;'e runneth away from a man il' he win't with hi left eye and look steadfastly 'Pom him with his right eye. He carrie s water in his mouth to malke the roa Is slip pery and so catches people alive. TUere is an amity and natural concor. d be tween swine and crocodiles and t nueh more of the same kind. Herodotus' ' lit tle plover, which walks into the cro co". dile's mouth and picks off the leecht is changed by Bartholomew into fisi X with enests like saws, and a fowl and i 1 serpent;, all of which walk about inside the crocodile's stomach as if it wtre a I parlor und find him "right neih andl full tenter." London Spectator I