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Newspaper Page TextRheumatism does more than any other dis- lsw.is?ssTUs case to rob life of pleasure and comfort. It is so painful and far-reaching in its effects on the system that those afflicted with it find themselves utterly unable to enjoy bodily comfort or any of the pleasures of life. Some are bound hand and foot and suffer constantly with excruciating pains, swollen, stiff joints and muscles, and often distorted, crooked I had heentbled witt eunwt for two limbs, while others' have haAA bf?Li,md!!L? treatment a A?? T . 71 , , . cians, and tried everything recommended to intervals of freedom, during bttt & to no8lvau. 'My knee and elbow joints which they live in constant were so stifLthat I could not use them. I was un fear and dread of the next able to do my household work, and was truly in a attack, when, at the least ex- pitiable condition. S. S. S. cured me after usine posureto damp weather, or it for awhile, and I unhesitatingly give it the Blight irregularity of any credit it so much deserves. kind, the disease will return. bta A- 1 He cause of Rheumatism is a sour, acid oy iooa lying undigested in ue stomacn, poor bowel action, weak kidneys end a general sluggish condition of the system. - External applications, such as liniments, oils, plasters, etc., do not tem of all foreign matter. ' It cures the disease permanently and safely because it contains no harmful minerals to derange the stomach and diges tion. Book on Rheumatism and any advice you wish, without charge. THE SWIFT SPECIFIC CO., ATLANTA. CAm Railroads and Progress. In his testimony before the senate committee on interstate commerce at Washington, on May 4, Prof. Hugo R. Meyer, of Chicago university, an, ex pert on railroad management, made this statement: "Tt lift lrvnk at what Tniffht have happened if we had heeded the protests of the farmers of New York and Ohio and Pennsylvania (in' the seventies when grain from the West began pour ing to the Atlantic seaboard) and acted upon the doctrine which the Interstate Commeace commission has enunciated time and again, that no man may be deprived of the advantages accruing to him by virtue of his geographical posi tion. We could not have 'west of the Mississippi a population of millions of ' people who are prosperous and are great consumers. We never should have seen the years when we built 10,000 and 12,000 miles of railway for there would have been no farmers west of the Mississippi river who could have used the land that would have been opened up by the building of those rail ways. And if we had not seen the years when we could build 10,000 and 12,000 miles of railway in a year, we - should not have today - east of the Mississippi a steel and iron producing center which is at once the marvel and the despair of Europe, because we . could not have built up a steel and iron industry if there had been no mar ket for its product. "We could not have in New Eng land a great boot . and shoe industry; we could not have in New England a great cotton milling industry ; we could - not have spread throughout. New York and Pennsylvania and Ohio manufac turing industries of the most diversified kinds, because those industries would have no market among the farmers west of the Mississippi river. "And while the progress of this country, while the development of the agricultural West of this country, did mean 'the impairment of the agricul tural value east of the Mississippi river that ran up into hundreds of millions of dollars, it meant incidentally the building np of great manufacturing in dustries that added to the value of this - land by thousands of millions of do! lars. And, . gentlemen, those things were not foreseen in the seventies. The statesmen and the publicmen of this country did not see what part the agri cultural development of the West was going to play in the industrial develop' ment of the East. And you may read the decisions of the Interstate Com merce commission from the first to tbe last, and What is one of the greatest . characteristics of those decisions? The Promotes DigestiorXheerfur ness and Rest. Con tains neither Chrium.Morphine nor Mineral. KotHarcotic. JiBVetfaUIIrSiMUnJnWKR A perfect Remedy forConstipa Tion. Sour Stomach.Diarrhoea Worms .Convulsions .Feverish ness and Loss of Sleep. Facsimile Signature of NEW "YORK. IF EXACT COPY OF WRABEEFL iiiii)iitiiiiuiiiii)jinuiUi)iiiMiiiiii'PiiuiuiiiiiiiiiitiiiiLhLiiiiHiMiiijHiiiuLmmii AVfcgetaHePreparatioHforAs- "l! similating ute'FoodandBeguIa- ling the Stomachs andBowels of .. I 11 werpool, o. MRS. M. A. Decker- condition of the blood, produced reach the cause and can only give tern-- porary reiiei. i.ne Diooa must De cleansed and puri fied before a cure can be had. S. S. S. attacks the disease in the right way it neutralizes the poison and filters out every particle of it from the blood, stimulates the sluggish organs and clears the svs- continued inability to see the question in this large way. "The Interstate Commerce commis sion never can see anything more than that tne iarm lana oi some iarmer is T.. A" vl1,u,r,J " """" of 50 barrels a day is being crowded out. It never can see that the destruc tion or impairment of farm values in this place mWns the building up of fa m nM in tnn nlara. atlrt that l that shifting of values is a necessary incident to the industrial and manu facturing development of this country. And if we shall give to the Interstate Commerce commission power to regu-1 late rates, we shall no longer have our rates regulated on the statesmanlike basis on which they have been regu- lated in the past by railway men, who really have been great statesmen, who really have been great builders of em- pires, who have had an imagination that rivals the imagination of the greatest poet and of the greatest in ventor, and who have operated with a courage and daring that rivals the courage and daring of the greatest mil itary general. But we shall have our rates regulated by a body of civil ser- vants, bureaucrats, whose besetting sin the world over is that they never can grasp a situation in a large way and with the grasp of the statesman; that J they never can see the fact that they are confronted with a small evil ; ex-1 cept by the creation of evils and abuses which are infinitely greater than the one that is to be corrected. ' Dog-Matic. The young person who stood before a picture of the head of a Spanish lady at the London Art Club exhibition read the number slowly, "One hundred and ninety-one" and Punch overheard the rest "One hundred and ninety-one," she repeated, then referred to her cata logue. " 'Tete Espagnole,' or however you pronounce it, what's that?" "Why, spaniel's head, of course," ex plained her companion, with the assur ance of a man who hoped he knew enough of French for that "Must be numbered wrong." ' No Hurry About It. The Sunday school class had just fin ished singing "I Want to Be an Angel, and with the Angels Stand." The teach- IT nhaanrin tint nna little fnllnar V. ,1 not contributed his voice-to help 8We,i the sacred rot in "Tnhnnv n'r you want to be an angel?" Yes, ma'am," answered Johnny, "but not just now. I'd rather be a baseball pitcher a good deal first.' Name something with two heads and one body. Ans. A barrel. irai For Infants and Children. The Kind You Have Always Bought Signaturi Use For Over Thirty Years 0) ill roth mm Bears the . 'AT. i In fit r . THE MmMIR tOMMNVi Ml "Any germs In thl milkr "Not that I know of. No extra charges if there ire." Knlcker Didn't the doctor build you up? Bocker Yes; but he seems to think he built a bank. Harper's Bazar. William There's one thing about Miss Charming's house I don't lika Arthur What's that? William Hei father. Meekly Yes, we re going to move to Swamphurst Doctor But the cli mate there may disagree with your wife. Meekly It wouldn't dare! Tit Bits. ''" Teacher Now, Johnny, if your papa caught one fish of three pounds, one of five and one of four, how much would they all weigh? Johnny Twenty. Harper's Bazar." Mrs. Flynn An phwats yer sou Moike doin now, Mrs. Casey? Mrs. Casey Shure, Moike ain't doin' anny thing, Mrs. Flynn. He's got a goyer'- merit job. Sis Hopkins' Book. a thorough Bohemian Is Jack," pr1 on or-rnr In nnlu nf or, o-rmplnr. ance. "He'd give you his last shilling without thought of repayment" "Yes, or borrow yours on the same termsr i- " Editor-So you want a position as weather reporter, eh? What do you know about reporting the weather? Hiram Boots What do I know? Gosh I've got the biggest corns in this here county. Chicago News. Mamma There! You have a black eye and a bloody nose and your coat i3 torn to bits. How many times have t told vou not to nlav with that bad Brown boy? Bobby Gee, ma! Do I look irke wed been .piavin' ?-Cleve- land Leader. Modern Mother Why, child alive. what are you taking off that dolly's clothes for? Modern Child Pm going to 'zamine her to see if she s been vac cinated. I can't have 'erspreadin 'taglon among my other dollies Balti more American. 'Oh! Ouch! Stop that!" yelled Tom- my. "Why, Tommy, aren't you ashara- ed?" exclaimed his mother. "I wouldn' cry like that if it were my hair that was being combed." "I'll bet you would If I was doin' the combin'," re plied Tommy, fiercely. Catholic Stand ard. You can't show me a single rea son," blustered -the pater famllias why we should go to the seashore this summer." "What?" cried his wife, pointing to their quartet of mar riageable daughters, "I can show yon four single reasons." Philadelphia, Press. "What a nice little boy," said the minister, who was making a call "won't you come and shake hands, my son?" "NawT snapped the nice little boy. "My gracious! Don't you like me?" "Naw! I had ter git me hands an' face washed list because you come." There was a smell f cookies in the kitchen when Tommy made his morn ing call on his grandmother. "I sup. pose you have Just had your breakfast, Tommy," she said, "and you're not hungry." "Gran'ma," he answered, always hungry." Chicago boys Is Tribune. ' Jim Persimmons I reckon daf s ten-horse-power automobile! Pete Possum Wot! You reckon dat ma chine's got ten times as much power as dis horse o' mine? Jim Persim mons No'; twenty times as much; dat looks like a one-half horsepower horse dat you got dar! Puek. Clara You don't mean to say you have been out skating all the' after noon! I should think you'd be awfully tired. I suppose there was no place where you could sit down? Kate Oh, yes, there were places all over , the pond. I used them all, I guess. Cin cinnati Commercial Tribune, ,Miss Screech He said something to you about my singing last night, didn' he? Miss Peppery Well,', he did mark how funny the corners of youi mouth looked when you sang. "The idea! How could he have seen them? Why not? He was sitting directly behind you while you sang." Cathol Standard and Times. A lady entered a railway station not a hundred miles rrom JMinDurgn tne other day, and said she wanted a ticket for London. The pale-looking clerk asked: "Single?" "It ain't any of youi business," she replied. "I might .have been married a dozen -times If I'd like the provldln' for some poor shiftiest wreck of a man like you. The editor of a country paper re cently apologized to his readers foi the lack of news somewhat after the following fashion: "We expected have a death and a marriage to. an nounce this week; but a violent storm prevented the wedding, and the doctoi himself having been taken 111 his pa tient recovered and w were accord ingly cheated out of both." An Irishman was charged with petty offense. "Have you anyone in court who will vouch for your good character?" queried the judge. "Yea, sorr; there Is the chief constable yon der," answered Pat The chief non stable was amazed. "Why, your honor, I don't even know the man." protested he. "Now, sorr," broke in Pat, "I have lived In the borough for nearly twenty years, and .- If the chief constable doesn't know' me yet, isn't that a character for yez?" , - UQN INVADED THE CAMP. An Exciting; Early Morning- Adventure in a Somaliland Jungle. . When In Somaliland, Africa, I had an exciting adventure with a black maned lion," writes a correspondent in the London Chronicle.- "I had in tended to reach a village one night, but it was getting dark and we were couple of hours' march, off; so, find ing an old zareba or thorn inclosure, we went Into It This zareba covered half an acre. It was only about four feet high and four feet thick, the thorny branches composing it having sunk down and fallen apart "We repaired about 100 yards of it pitched our tent and the cook got his fire lighted, gave me some dinner and turned In. Our nineteen camels all squatted In a circle to the right of the tent our horses were tethered near to them and our twenty-one men lighted three or four fires, cooked their food and lay down to Sleep around tbe camels. We also had five donkeys tethered to two or three saplings; which were growing about two paces in front of the tent and, therefore, to ward the center of the zareba. About 2 o'clock in the morning was awakened by two feeble brays, followed by a third. Lighting a candle. tumbled out in my pajamas and got hold of my rifle and a couple of car tridges, to. meet the Somali hunters shoving their woolly.; heads through the tent door, saying . 'Waraba!' (hyena). Deep growls were going on and I at once felt sure that It was no hyena, but a Hon In the zareba. Fortu nately, the camels did not stampede, It was pitch dark, but I saw that one of the five donkeys tethered in front of the tent was gaztng intently toward the left and center. The other four had disappeared In the center of the zarbeea, which, however, I found in the morning to be simply a mass of old dried thorn branches, so the six -or eight shots I fired at it in the darkness did little harm. The . men were now bushing the fires and the cook supplied four or five of the men with sticks and with kerosene rapidly made some torches. I then noticed that the donkey was gazing more to the left of the center and, guided by the growling, which was going on continu ously, I crept on my hands and knees past the donkey for a couple of yards, The men with the torches were then a little behind my right shoulder. Suddenly the torches named up brightly, and the light being behind me somewhat I was not dazzled by it, but saw the lion dragging off a don key. It did not take me more than one second to snap both barrels at him and his growls at once ceased, After putting in two more cartridges and having the torches retrlmmed we again advanced to find the lion lying on his side, giving a few expiring gasps. His nose touched the donkey throat, a trickle of blood flowed down from under his left eye, and as I after ward found he had got my second bullet In the nape of the neck." WHEN THE CZAR WAS A BOY, He Had to Study the Same aa Other Boys. The Emperor Nicholas and his two brothers, George and Michael, were educated entirely by private tutors un der the direct superintendence of their father and mother. In the magnifl cent Anitchkoff Palace on the Nevsky Prospekt a bare, unearpeted room was assigned as the school room of the im perial children. Its furniture consist ed entirely of wooden desks and benches, and the. walls were decor ated by pictures cut from the foreign illustrated papers and pasted there by the boys themselves, The boys were sent to the school room immediately after an early breakfast and not allowed to leave it until noon. The afternoon was theirs for play, but the morning hours had to be devoted to study. They were taught but little mathe matics and, In fact, their whole educa turn consisted, practically of modern languages, drawing, music and Rus slan history. . Of the history of other countries they were taught more as they grew older, but the most they got of general history waa a mere smat tering after all. The result is that aside from his knowledge of modem languages the Czar Is not so well edu cated as the ordinary school boy of America. The Grand Duke George was near er the age of .Nicholas than his broth er Michael and was his companion in all sports and studies. George was stout, robust youth, and "Nicky" al ways looked up to him and regarded everything he did as just about right His death nearly broke the heart of his brother. , The other brother, the Grand. Duke Michael, being the youngest child, was always the favorite of his mother. At 15 Michael was made colonel of a reg iment of Russian Infantry and proudly put on his 'Uniform and reviewed his regiment Nicholas and George also had titles of honor as commanders In the army and navy, of Russia, and were provided with gorgeous uniforms. Nicholas liked to wear his uniform, but hated to go to reviews and other functions where there were soldiers.. If possible, he would steal away somewhere and would be found quietly sketching at time when the heir of the empire was wanted to sit on horseback before the army. The young general of 13 often had to be punished before he would go to a review and he had many good crying spell when he was told to put oh his uniform and go out and play soldier before the nation. "Woman is man's equal," says feminine magazine writer. Well, that depends on who the woman. Is and who the man is. She may be hla su perior. ' . The Aestbetto Young Man. ' He waa an aesthetic 'young man from the city. The floor manager In troduced him to a divine young crea ture in blue, and they stood in the set waiting for the prompter's call. What a charming assembly," re marked the young man from the city, gazing around upon the array of beau tiful faces and costumes. "There is something so captivating, so ethereal izing, in these gatherings of culture and refinement that I am always charmed when I can mingle with such joyous throng. Do you not pro nounce this a fashionable and intel lectual soiree a superior gathering of beauty and gentility?" "It's the boss," replied the gentle creature in blue, as she arranged the fastening of a neat little glove.t The young man from the city naa to be assisted out of the hall. Willing to Risk it. A fool and his money are soon Dart ed, you know," said the stingy man who had a mania for quotations. Well," rejoined his eood wife, "for the sake of having the money to part with, I wouldn't mind being considered a little foolish." You Can Oct Allen's Foot-Ease FREE. Write Allen 8. Olmsted. 1m tM.H. Y.. for a free sample of Allen's Foot-Ease. It cures sweating, hot swollen, aching feet. It makes aew or tight shoes easy. A certain core for corns, lnerrowing nans ana Damons, au arug gists tell it. 25c Don't accept any substitute.- Find tetrrflel Urain . The drillers at work in a new dees well at Junction City, Kan., are find ing all sorts of odd things. Recently the drill penetrated a stratum of what appeared to be petrified rye. The grains were surprisingly like that cereal, and some one has suggested that an ante-glacial elevator or store house has been discovered. riTQ Permanently Cured. No flts or nervousness rilO after first day'suse of Dr.Kline'sGreat Nerve Restorer. Bend for Free 8 trial bottle and treatise. Dr. K.H. Kline, Ltd., 931 Arch St., Philadelphia, Pa. Nearing tbe Finish. "How long has the minister been preaching?" whispered the. stranger, who had wandered into church and sat down near the door. 'About thirty years, I believe," replied the other occupant of the pew. T;hat being the case, continued the stranger, "I may as well stay. He must be near the end of his discourse." .' For oouirhs and colds there Is no better medicine than Piso's Cure for Consumn- uon. rilce Zb cents. Honey and Vinegar. At a "stag" dinner the other evening an old bachelor gave the following toast: Woman, the morning star of infancy. the day star of manhood and the eveuing star of old age. ' Bless our stars and may they always be kept a telephonic distance. Mothers will find Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Byrap the best remeay to use lor their cnuaren auxin g we leeuung perioa. The names of British celebrities are being given by the London county coun cil to municipal steamboats plying on the Thames. Thirty have been so named, Shakspeare, Marlowe, Pepys, Fitz Ai win (first mayor of London), Carlyle, and Cazton being among those remembered. This was the idea of John Burns, the labor member of Parliament, and it has met with general approval from press and public. THINK OF IT! This Pretty Matron Had Headache and Backache, and Her Condition Was Serious. PE-RU-NA CURED . MRS. M. BRICKNER 99 Eleventh Street, ' - Milwaukee, Wis. "A short time ago I found my condition very serious. I had headaches, pains in the back, and frequent dizzy spells which grew worse every month. I tried two rem edies before Peruna, and was discouraged when I took the f irst dose, but my courage soon returned. In less than two months my health was restored." Mrs. M. Brkk ner. '- . The reason of so m'any failures to cure cases similar to the above is- the FEMALE TROUBLE JJ not UFrrr.Ni7Fr ? f"""" "1D 10 AS CATARRH male sex are not commonly recog nized as being caused by catarrh. - Catarrh ot one organ ;s exactly the same as catarrh of any other organ. What will cure catarrh of the head will also cure catarrh of the pelvic organs. Peruna cures , these cases simply be cause it cures the catarrh. If you have catarrh write at once to Dr. Hartman, giving a full statement of your case, and he will be pleased to give you his valuable advice gratis. . Address Dr. Hartman, President of The Hartman Sanitarium, Columbus, O. Lmf atiiae aiutut tier inir Ml CUBES WHERE ALL ELSE fllli. Beat Couch Byrup, Tastes Good. Oi in lima, boiq ny araffffints. llPss i J Have You a Friend? i Then tell him about Ayer's Cherry Pectoral. Tell him how it cured your hard cough. Tell him why you always keep it in the house. Tell him to ask his doctor about it. Doc tors use a great deal of it for throat and lung troubles. I hsd a terrible cold and confth and waa. threatened with pneumonia. I tried Ayer's Cherry Pectoral and it Rave me quick and per fect relief. It ia certainly a most wonderful cough medicine." Kena . Whitkah, Sioux Falls, 8. Oak. by J. AIM J. O. Ayer Co., Lowell, aumtUMianii ox y SARSaPaULLA. vers PILLS. hair vigor. One of Ayer's Pills at bedtime will nasten recovery, uentiy iaive. OREGON PORTLAND ST. HELEN'S HALL A GIRL'S SCHOOL OF THE HIGHEST CLASS corps of teachers, location, build ing equipment the best. Send for cat alogue. Term Opens September lo,l90- 1905 LEWIS & CLARK EXPOSITION For First Class Hotel and Room Accom modations -IN PORTLAND daring the EXPOSITION apply at once and send your reservation lee of 2.00, to apply on rent of your room. Rooms in all parts of the city. 60c to $i.0i per day. RESERVE YOUR ROOMS WITHOUT DE LAY AND GET YOUR CHOICE. Write lor full information to Department 1, EXPOSITION ACCOMMODATION BUREAU The Only Official Bateau of the Lewis fc Clark Fair Goodnotigh Building, Portland, Oregon Swollen Veins, Sprains, Strains and Weak Joints Relieved and Cnred with onr Silk Elastic Stockings. '4 Fine Stout Silk Silk Wristlets t .75 tl.00 Anklets. 1.75 2.50 Knee Cape. 1.75 2.50 Legglns 2.00 2.75 Garter Hose. 2.50 3.50 Above Knee Hose,.. 5.00 6.00 We also manufacture all forms of Belts and Supporters. WOODARD. CLARKE & CO , Portland, Oregon. HOTEL PORTLAND RATES Portland, Oregon. On account of the impression that has ben prevalent in different cities regarding the exorbitant rates that are to ve charged by the hotels in PORT LAND during the LEWIS AND CLARK EXPOSITION, in justice to the HOTEL PORTLAND and its many patrons. I ceem it advisable to publish the rates that will undeviatingiy prevail at the HOTEL PORTLAND during the said EX POSITION. Rooms will be charged for at the rate of $2 0 i, $2.50 and fci.uO for one person, the hi?ht st-priced room in the hotel being $3.50, which includes a bath room. Prices in Cafe are the same as in any less pretentious establishment and seivices second to none in the country. H. C BOVVERS, Manager. Dr. C. Gee Wo WoBderful Hoir.a Treatment Thli wonderful Chi nese doctor is called great because he cures people without opera tion that are given up to die. He cures with these wonderful Chi nese herbs, roots, buds, barks and vege: ables that are entirely un known to medical sci ence in this country. Through the use of those harmless remedies this famoul doctor knows the action of over 500 different remedies which he successfully uses in different diseases. He guarantees to cure catarrh, asthma, lung, throat, rheumatism, nervousness, stomach, liver, kid neys, etc ; has hundreds of testimonials. Charges moderate. Call and see him. Patients out of the city write for blanks and circulars. Bend stamp. CONSULTATION FKKii. ADDRESS The G. Gbb Wo Chinese Medicine Go. 251H-253 ALDER PORTLAND, OREGON JtT Vntion paper STOVER GASOLINE ENGINES 2, 3, 5, 6, 8, 10, 12, 14. 16 and 25-Horse Power. Satisfaction, guaranteed. Hundreds in use in Oregon, Washington and Idaho. Send for Catalogue. - - , Lewis & Stayer Co, PORTLAND, OREGON Seattle and Spokane, -Wash. Boise, Idaho. P. N. U. No, 22-1 90S mm 1 HEN writing to ftdTertteen pleaM I loeuuuB iuw impart .