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p PEWA When St.Vjacofos Oil ' j The old rfionk cure, strong, straight. ure, tackles . Harts, Sprns, Bruises . - The muscles flex, the kinks untwist, ' . ' T- ' the soreness dies out. Price)25c. and 50c. JAPAN BUjLDINQ RAILWAYS. Twenty Thousand Miles of Track U der Construction. Although the miles of railway at ready built and in use in the diminu tive country of Japan would make a double track across the American con tinent, the sunrise kingdom has reach ed only the first period in its railway age, .says the Booklo vers' Magazine. When the lines now .under construction and proposed are completed, japan will have 20,000 miles of track. ; Its railway men' estimate that: during the coming decade their Country will pur chase 7,000 loeoniotives,' 30,000 passen ger coaches and 150,000 freight, cars, Here Is an opportunity for American enterprise; for there is a tendency on L the part of the Japanese,: Just at pres ent to look to'the United States: for ideas in regard to railway equipment and management. Hitherto England has been Japan's modenh'failway af Baths are cheap in Japan. - In Tokio a bath costs about one cent. There are eight hundred public bathing houses in the "tj. i ' Respw libility walks hand in1 hand with capacity and power. J. G. Hol land. s ; t. ?. " '" ' ""'" About Time. ' , Father (of large family) My dear, isn't it aboat time you were thinking of getting married?.' . Daughter Land sakes! 1 haven't, thought" of anything else, for years. -. j p ' - -, ; r' .. J- To Break in New Shoes.; Always shake in Allen's Foot-Ease, a powder. It cures hoi, sweating,-aching, swollen feet. Cures corns, ingrowing nails and bunions. At all druggists and shoe stores, 26c. Bon accept any substitute. Sample mailed FBEE. Address Allen.S. Olmsted. Te Boy, N.Y.- - fairs. " "u One ride in a railway train ln; the; " land of the .rising, sun does -much :p. disillusionize the' Amefican.who Car ries to that . country . the belief that Uncle Sam is the godfather of Japan. Take a" train", at Yokohama; and rldp to Tokyo, and but for the. character of your fellow; passengers - you could readily believe' you .were" traveling from Liverpool to London. , The whole, system is thoroughly British. ' If is a revelation to find painted in English over the booth where he " buys his ticket at, the railway station, the sign: "Booking Office." He gets a card of Instructions which . tell him, among other things, how he can "forward his luggage." Xou never "check your bag ' gage" in Japan. Walk as if Vou Were Somebody. Never allow your physical standard to. drop. Keep up your energy; walk as if you were somebody and were going to. do something worth while In the world, so that even a stranger will note your bearing and mark your supe riority. If you have fallen into a habit of walking In a listless, indolent way, turn right about face at once and make a change. You don't want to shuffle along like the failures we often see sitting around on park benches, or lolling about the streets, with their bands in their pockets, or haunting In telligence offices, and wondering why fate has been so hard with them. You don't want to give people the impres sion that you are discouraged, or that A" BUtta-perclia and. rubber manuf ac- taring. compaay of Toronto has made a belt for the grain elevator of the Inter-; 'colonial Railway at St. John which is one of the largest evep.prduced. It is of "rubber,' and measures $259 feet. Its weight Ja nine tons, .iny-" ' -.- ; Hotfiers will find Mrs. Window's Soothing Byrup the best remedy to use lor their children during the teething period. .'-', ... i i Paying for Information, f ' i . "Say, me good nmii,',t exclaimed the City youth, Who' was undecided .wheth er to buy shrimp or minnows, "what do you catch fish with around here?" "Give me a quarter and I'll tell you," grunted the ruralite with the new-cut pole. - v . . "Here it is. - Now, what do you catch them with?v "Hooks!" Philadelphia Record. For courts and colds there Is no better medicine than Piso's Cure for Consump tion. Price 25 cents. M iking a (Jose Distinction. Benevolent Party Young man, I'm sorry to see you thus idling away the golden hours of youth. Every time I look out of my parlor window I see you sitting on this fire hydrant. The Young Man What's th' matter with you? What are you givin' me? I ain't idle when I'm doin' noth ing. I'm a sewer inspector. Cleve land Plain Dealer. TO CURE A COLD IN ONE DAY Take Laxative Brora o Quinine Tablets. All druer- gsta refund the money if it falls to cure. E. W. rove's signature is on each box. 26c Lunch carta are an institution in Ber lin. They call at the homes of work men, and convey lunches to them at the factoriesL- $100 Reward, $100. Tl. .mAA-n sxf Vi nannr will Via rvlaaaal a you are already falling to the rear. iearn that there is at least one dreaded disease Straighten up, then! Stand erect! Be science has been able to cure in all its . ,. .... . T ... stages, and that is Catarrh. Ball's Catarrh a man! You area child of the Infinite cure is the only positive curt known to the King. You have royal blood in your medical fraternity. Catarrh being a constttu . . . "v jvui tional disease, requires a constitutional treat veins. Emphasize it by your bearing, ment. Hall's Catarrh Cure is taken internally. A mnn who 1st pnnsuMnna of h1 tin. acting directly upon the blood and mucous A man wno IS conscious or nis Kin- BarlaJeB of the system, thereby destroying the Ship with God, and of his power, and foundation of the disease, and giving the pa- who believes thoroughly in himself, alnTassistin v. . . K, . ., . , powers that they offer One Hundred Dollars his head erect, his chin in, his shoul- or any case that it fails to cure. Send for Ut ders thrown back and down, and his of testimonials. ,.. , y,,. ,.,, , , . . Address. F. J. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, O. chest well protected In order to give a sold oy druggists, 75c . large lung capacity ; he is the man who Hall's Family KIIs are the best. does things.- " You cannot aspire, or accomplish T11!7 1' . ... ki ! Before Longfellow bought the house ,m fh ott, yJ,Z''f ! ln Cambridge so associated with his ; memory it was ownea ana occuyieu ' coward or weakling. : If you would be noble and do noble things, you. must .look up. You were made to look up ward and to walk upright, not to look down or to shamble along ln a semi horizontal position. Put character, dig nity nobility into your walk. O. 8. Harden in Success. Mosquitoes and Malaria. Mosquitoes as carriers of the germs of malaria cause 15,000 deaths-every year In Italy. -r. ', by old Mrs. Craigie. Mrs. Craigie was a woman of many eccentricities, Moncure D. Conway says in bis recent book of "Reminis cences." X Some one once tried to persuade her to have her "trees tarred to protect them- from caterpillars, which also in vaded her neighbor's trees. She refused to be so cruel to the caterpillars, "They are our fellow worms," she said. j The -Kind -You- ItaVfe 'Alwavs nnnffht i,n. il ture Of Clias. K Fletcher, and has been made under his personal supervision for over 30 years. Allor ina one tpdecerve you- In this. Counterfeits, Imitations and " J'as-eood" are but Experiments, and endanger the Health of Children Experience against Experiment." ; What is CASTORIA Castoria Is a harmless substitute for' Castor Oil, Pare goric, Drops and Soothing- Syrups. It Is Pleasant. It contains neither. Opium,, Morphine nor other Narcotic substance.; Its age is 4ts guarantee. - It destroys Worms and allays-Feverishness. -It cures. IMairhcea and Wind ftI reueves Teething- Troubles, cures Constipation S?d Satalency, It assimUates the Food, regulates the rjS0".,1111?618 giving healthy and natural sleep. The Children's Panacea The Mother's Friend. . . Tte Kind You Have Always Bought jsears tne Signature of SI In Use Foe Over 30 Years. TW CTM COMPMNV. TT MURRAY mar, NEW VOftK OITY. Charles "Were, any of your. sea-J siae engagements genuine?;' Myrtle i "No. Simply war rumors." Chicago News. ' -' Casey "Did ye take a-vacation this year, Mike?" Corrigan "Oi did not Oi was out on strike from -May,, to October." Puck. , - "Waiter, I find here in my soup a needle a needle, sir!" "That must bff . a misprint that should" be . a noodle." Judge. . ; , "How's you gettin' on wld youah rlthmetic, Lou?" "I done learned to add up the oughts, but de figures bod der me." Collier's Magazine. All in the brand: Homer "What's the difference ln time between Chicago and Paris?" Rounder "Well, that de pends Oh the kind of a time you are looking for." Chicago NewsL ' - "He says he. proposes to make auto mobiles. that will -easily attain a speed of eighty .iniles, an hour." "Whew! that'ss a -.great business undertaking.' "Yes, but, most of aij, it ineahs a great undertaking: b'usmess!"-Philkdelphia ' "'How did " they ever ' com to' send him '.: toy the' ! legislature?' . v We 7 on see, they- were; p.revenited bj technt- clity -irom sending Jhim to th peni- teatiary and-he showed no. disposition tdf move" out "of t6wTi'."r Chicago. Rec ord Herald. . ., -i::r:' . : - v;." rarmer J ones-" w a), tnaes One thing T like about these iplagney autof- moDoiists, any way;"-Farmer BroWn "What is that?" Farmer ,Jone-"They don't mind getting killed themselves any more than' they do 'killing, other ioik" srooKiyn Lille. - -. : Baggs-"And so poor Daggs Is dead. I never got a chance -to bid ham go6d- by. - The first thing-1. do when I get to heaven will be to say how sorry I was." Faggs- "But suppose .he didn't get to heaven?" Baggs-'Then you tell him for me." Town Topics, How is your school of journalism doing?" "Well, it is a little slow. We have no trouble in getting people who are willing to be teachers. The trouble is to find anybody who doesn't think he knows all about how a newspaper ought to be run." Washington Star. I understand your wife is quite literary." "I should say so; she won ten-dollar prize from the Ladies' Own Journal with an article on 'How we managed to save enough in two years to move twice and pay the plumber for connecting, the gas range." Puck. '1 don't like to say such long pray ers," said a little girl the other night; "I want to say nice short ones like nursery does." "What kind does nur- sy say?" Inquired her mother. "Oh, she just says, 'Oh, Lord, why " do I have to get up!'" Philadelphia Ledger. , : Klfter "That's ' a nice umbrella you've got." Lifter "Yes, it was a present" Kifter "Indeed? Who gave it to yoii " Lifter "Nobody gave it to me, but it has' an inscription on It showing that it was 'presented to John ; F.: Jones,' whoever that is." Philadelphia Press. Old Bliggers is such a strong Dem ocrat I should not have supposed he would consent to his daughter's marry ing young Smith, who is a Republi can." "Well, Baggers says his wife is a Democrat too, and he is going to get somebody else into the family for her to argue with." Life. The sic man had called his lawyer. I wish to explain again' to you," said he, Weakly, "about willing my prop erty " -The attorney held up his hand reassuringly; "There, there!" said he; "leave that all to me." The sick man sighed, resignedly. "'I suppose I might as well,": said he, turning upon his pillow: "you'll get it, anyway." Judge. -Anxious Inquirer "Is It true that for fifteen shillings I can insure my house for a thousand pounds?" Clerk "Quite true, madam. - .If your house burns, down we pay you a thousand pounds." Anxious Inquirer "And do you make any inquiries as to how the fire originated?" ' ' Clerk-"Certainly. We make the most careful inquiries." Anxious -Inquirer "Ah! I thougnt there. -was a catch in it somewhere." -r-Tatler. "."J..- ,. ,.. ; ,' . . Mrs.. Kidder unanes,, can t you give me another -check? :''. I 'see you have a whole book full." Mr. Kidder "That doesn't signify, dear. I have used up my balance at -s the bank Mrs. Kidder "Then why didn't you give "up your' check-book ? Now, it's no use for you to tell stories,; Joseph Kidder.-' If you ' mean to say I shan't have any moneys why don't you say so right out, like a man?" Ex. . The principal of the school was talking with him about his boy. "By the way, Mr. "Wipedunks," he said; '! have made a discovery about Jerry. He's ambidextrous." "I don't see how that can be," replied Mr. Wipedunks, with rising indignation; "he haint never been exposed to it Besides, he was vaccinated last year, we bathe him reg'lar every week, and his mother always makes him wear a little bag of assaflddity tied around, bis neck, Some pf the other boys has been lyin' on him." Chicago Tribune. I world' taxes to the uVmost- one-' of i:the The Population of . , Uic Earth is V '1,400,000,000 One MHIion i Die Annually of : f .Catarrh "All Oyer the world :Peruna-is ' krio'wn' and used 0C catarrhal, diseases : " The Perdna ..Girl, has - traveled ground- the Her face is familiar every where uiviiiiauiun reacnes UnivefsaHy Praised ' . From Af ricaV to Greenland; .'' from Manchuria to. Patagonia,' the face of the Peruria girl . is' familiar - and 4 the praises of Peruna affa (jatarrh ; remedy are hea'rdl ' ' : ', :" : ? Successful in North and Smith Pjeruna-Crossed the Equator, several" years ago, to find in the Southern Hem-j best laboratories m the Unlted States. isphere the same trinmnhant. '.annvaa ! that, hon Tnaftnrl H i ,'! A Word from Australia Northern Hemisphere.- : .., . ter H. . Woodward, k Standard Peruna is a standard catarrh remedy the world over. Bomadier Royal Australian . Artillery, Hebart, Tasmania, writes: - ' "I suffered for several years with a distressing condition of the' head and. fromthe 'JS? ' J 7 -inual colds. Permanent Cure Washington, D. C, as follows: "."I can cheerfully recommend youl Peruna as a very effective remedy fo couhsg, colds and catarrhal trouble." A Cuban Minister Senor Quesada, Cnban Minister to the United States, writes from Wash ington, D. C, as follows: A "Peruna I can recommend as a very good medicine. It is an excellent 'My head and nostrils were . stopped M aI 4-;mA ' 5 l. It obviates the necessity of all local i j.TZlT J -TT.,V strengthening tonic, and is also an effi treametnt and its relief is of permanent 0J i iv t cacious cure for the almost universal character. ' wlg'inAa nBe o( Pernna x complaint of catarrh.Gonzalo Ds WUhout s i Peer - - J found thig condition quite changed, and Qeeaaa- No other remedy has so completely so I continued to use this remarkable From AH Quarters of the -Globe dominated tne wnole earth as Peruna. medicine for over a month. I We have on file thousands In Every Tongue of testi- I am very elad to sav that at the mnninls like those eiven shove. We In all languages its glowing testimo-; end of that time I was cured and felt in can give our readers only a slight niaUj are written. J fine health generally,, and am pleased glimpse of the vast number of grateful. In all climes the demands for Peru- j to give Peruna my honest endorsement." letters Dr. Hartman is constantly re-" na increase. . ,- I From Hawaii j ceiving from all quarters of the globe, An Extensive Laboratory . Prince Jonah Kalanianaole, delegate in behalf of his famous catarrh remedy, . To supply this remedy to the whole in Congress from Hawaii, writes from Peruna. One Small Palp. " "Well, Mr. Hart' 'said the doctor, "I congratulate you. - You are the father of-'-" 1 "Ah!" exclaimed : tha proud man, "A Hart turns up, r eh ?. - I hope It's the , Jack that is, a boy." "Two bovs. Twins. In fact" "The deo-i-Phlladeiphia Record. - " ; The Wild Dnck. i'You were out gunning yesterday, I hear. See any. wild ducks? "One," replied the amateur hunter. "But you didn't get within range, 1 suppose "I was within range of his voice all right while be swore at me for shoot ing his tame ones." Philadelphia Press. ; . A GUARANTEED CURE FOR PILES Itchinsr. Blind. Bleerilnff ftr Prnfmilln, piIm. Your druggist will refund money If PAZO OINT MENT tails to cure yon In to 14 days. 50c - Tired of English. , . Husband You once told me that you studied French, Italian' and Spanish while at school. Can you speak any of them, now? Cultured Wife All of them. Why? Husband I wish you'd do your talk ing in one or the other of them until I get through with this newspaper. ,.. 1 Have been suffering from Impure Blood for many years, having. Boils and other Eruptions. Having heard of S. S. S. I de cided to try it, and am glad to say that it has done me a great deal of good. I intend to continue to use it, as I believe it to be the best Blood Medicine -on the market Cleveland, Term. , W. :K. Deters. 5 For over fifteen years I have suffered more or less from Impure Blood. About a year ago I had a boil appear on my leg below the knee, which was followed by three more oa my neck. ' I saw S. S. S. advertised and decided to try it After taking three bottles all Boils disappeared and i nave not been troubled any. since. Geo. G. Fertig. 114 W. Jefferson St r Louisville, Ky. , s. .. Newark. OhioMay 23 1903..' - From childhood I had been bothered with bad blood, skid eruptions and boils. I had boils ranging from five to twenty in number each season. The burning ac companying the eruption was terrible. S. S. S. seemed to be just the medicine seeded in my case. It drove out all impu rities and bad blood, giving me perma nent relief from the skin eruption and boils. This has been ten years ago, and X have never had a return of the disease... Mrs. J. D. Atherton. Write for our book on blood and ekfn diseases. Medical advice or any special in- ; formation about your case will cost , you nothing. : - 1 The Swift SpecISo Company, -Atlanta, Ga." MALLEABLE IRON STUMP PULLERS ! Vastest, lightest and strongest Stump Puller - on the market. 119 Horse power on the sweep with two horses. Write for descriptive catalog -and prices. RE1ERSON MACHINERY CO. Foot of Morrison Street . Portland, Orezon -- - : ,i If -mfMWg$ Sa!zers National Oats Oreatest oat of the eentmv.' 2S1. In Aln and in N TWknta. - 310 ban. per acre. For 10c and Gils notice we mat! yon free lots of farm seed Bam p tea ana oar Dig catalog, ten , ingaii aoout tn in oat wonaer ana , Knonsanas oi otner setia. JOHN A. SLZER SEED CO.. AiTUm. C0.Bfi5T0H.tWli.UJA. icwcASKaiJfTtj.ira'io.(, .8SJW DSJUltWlKBWtBBi. . VERY FEW, IF ANY, CIGARS SOLD AT 5 -CENTS, COST AS , MUCH TO MANUFACT URE, OR xCOST THE DEALER AS MUCH AS f i . j v.. IF THE DEALER TRIES TO SELL YOU SOME OTHER ASK YOURSELF WHY? Dr. G. Gee Wo WcDisrfuI Home Treatment This wonderful Chi nese doctor Is c&lltd great because he cures people without opera tion that are given np to die.. He cares with those wonderi'ui Chi nese herbs, roots, buds, barks and vegetables that are entirely un known to medical sci ence In this country. Through the nse of those harmless remedies this famous doctor knows the action of over 600 different remedies which he successfully nses in different diseases. He guarantees tonre catarrh, asthma, lung, throat, rheumatism, nervousness, stomach, liver, kid neys, etc; has hundreds of testimonials. Charges moderate. Call and see him. Patients out of the city write for blanks and circulars. Send stamp. CONSULTATION FREE. ADDBEted s The C. Gee We Chinese Medicine Go. 251H-2S3 ALDER ST., PORTLAND, OREG0H ti Mentjnn tiAoer - - ..... -.- ?. P. N. tl. No. 121905 WHEN -writing to advertisers please j mention this paper. I liNICN KASE. DOUGLAS $3M fS 33.92 SHOES E R KEN. W. T. 19oneIa KX.SO T.x?ft nr the er?n.e-t Kellers in the world leciie T their exceiln( styi?, eaav CiLtut nnl an rv. rior weiirinc qualities. Tliov nre ju.t urn u;mJ u4 t-i'iss Aluii ooist from So.OO to 8t.Oi. 'JTlie only dlflcresice 3 t'is W. Lm louglas JbUl.iiO islioen coat more d iur, hJ .nir nhitpe hetler, wear longer, und uraofgre v t,.nc(:'iravn -my oht?r$.t..Oihoe on the m:ipket lo-luy. 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DontrljUl b&ll thf lM.nrpt. nhn Unit ftrtitap hillings ln u A'" a.' t al lJ IIHIl. H it further infonuatioo, tcrite or iuairatf Cataloane 'Uprirta PVWify W.L. DOUGLAS, BROCKTON. Kl ASSACKUS2TT3 feafefes jm N A M F IT tu. CoJor more cooda brishtTei-,anl f cster colors rhna lmy -otner dye. " O-w 10c oarkae cetera sitfc,' t And cotton equally wen and H GZLX"ZmVZ'lutti7kv tor tree Booklet now to qye. MONRO DRUG CO- Unionville. MissourL