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Newspaper Page TextEruptions ' Dry, moist, scaly tetter, all forma of eczema or salt rheum, pimples and other cutaneous eruptions pro ceed from humors, either inherited, or acquired through defective di gestion and assimilation. To treat these eruptions with drying" medicines is dangerous. The thing to do is to take Hood's Sarsaparilla and Pills ? "Which thoroughly cleanse the blood, : expelling all humors and building up the whole system. They cure Hood's SarssDarilla permanently cured J. Q. Hlnes, Franks, I1L, of eczema, from which be had offered for. some time; and Miss Alvlna W olter. Box ZiX, Algona, Wis., of pim ples on her face and back and chafed skin on ber body, by -which she had been greatly troubled There are more testimonials in Cavor of Hood's than ean be published. Hood's Sarsaparilla promises to cure and keepr the promise. Chilian Miner Powerful; Perbapa the greatest weights borne for any distance on men's backs are the loads of ore brought up from the mines of the Andes by the miners of Chill. 'Darwin visited a copper mine tn a ravine leading from the- main range of the Cordilleras, where the work was carried on by such primitive means that, though the mines had been worked in the mountains for at least two centuries, the water was re moved in some by carrying it up snaf is In leather bags on men's backs. , Sir Francis Head, when visiting similar mine, found that all the ore was carried up to the surface, a ver- tcal climb of 450 feet, by the miners, and that the average weight carried was 250 pounds. This load, was not carried up a winding stair, .but up notched trunks of trees, set almost up right, one touching another. The food of the Chilian miner, ac cording to Darwin, consisted of ra tions of sixteen figs and two small loaves of bread for breakfast; for din ner boiled beans, for supper wheat crushed and roasted. They scarcely ever tasted meat. Poae aa Dressmakers. Such are tbe impositions practiced on department stores by women claim ing dressmakers' discounts that a lead ing metropolitan' bouse finds it neces sary to employ three detectives whose exclusive task it is to verify state ments of .this character. . Those . enti tied to discounts receive credentials, while tha others are tabulated under the classification "fraudulent." Many stores provide separate cashier's desks M M . 1 A , - ior areBsmaiter patrons, wuo repair -hither for their authorized rebates, av usually confined to merchandise apper taining to dressmaking, and is unavail able for other goods. , Cut rate and dressmakers' discounts. . The fortune of the house of Bismarck passes to a boy of 7. He bears the great chancellor name of Otto. It is generally more profitable to reck on up our defects than to boast of our at tainments. Carlyle. Charity and personal force are the only investments worth anything. Wait Whitman, Powerful alcoholic beverages can be distilled from bananas, the milk of co- coanut, nee and peas.. . Egypt claims the oldest man In the worm .vnmea oenm, wno nas turned six score. Lie remembers Napoleon In Egypt. Newport News. Vs.. Tulv n. loot. Last summer while recovering from ill ness of fever, I had a severe attack of Inuam atorj Rheumatism in the knees, from which I was unable to leave my room for several months. I was treated by two doctors and also tried different kinds of linaments and medicines which seemed to relieve me from pain for awhile, but at the same time I was not any nearer getting weU. One day while reading a paper I saw an advertisement of S. S. S. for Rheumatism. I decided to give it a trial, which I did at once. After I had taken three bottles I felt a great deal better, and I still continued to take it regularly until I was entirely cured. I now feel better than for years, and I cheerfully recommend S. S. S. to any one suffering from Rheumatism. 613 3 2d St CHAS. E. GlT.DBRSl.KEVg. Rheumatism is caused by uric acid or some other acid poison in the blood, which when deposited in the muscles and joints, produce the sharp, cutting pains and the stiffness and soreness pe culiar to this disease. S. S. S. goes di rectly into the circulation, all irrita ting substances are neutralized and filtered out of the system, the blood is made pure and the general health is built up under the purifying and tonic- enects of the vege table remedy. Write for oar spe cial book on Rheu matism which is sent free. Our phy sicians will advise without charge all who will writs ns about their case, ' Tat Swift Soeolflo Couaaiy. Atlaata. Ga. l Best Omc Syrup, Vi-OooiLss 1 f -SB HM BOM I "Tfoitas z? "Pa. what do they mean by the death rater "That, my son, la the speed at which an automobile travels,' Cleveland Leader. ' Van Tart I don't think much of leap year. Le Wheyr-Whafs the mat ter? Van Tart The girls propose to you, but expect yon to buy the ring, Tbe button .trust is. bankrupt ; The Dutton is a small article, but It,-has destroyed the peace of many a home, and it Is only ripping as It has . been sewed. Baltimore' American. '.'" "John." said a stingy' old hank to his hired man, as he was taking dinner. do you know how many pancakes have eaten fourteen." "Well," said John, "you count and I'll, eat" "But have you any expectations. young man?" "Of course, I have. Three rich girls want to marry me. but I am going- to give, your girl. the first chance." Cleveland Plain Dealer. "I Just wlaht I wuz bigger," said Mischievous Willie Smart. "Indeed?" asked his mother. "How much big ger?" 'Oh, Just big enough to do all the things I git blamed for doln' now, Freda He claims to be related to you, and says he can prove it Floyd Belated to me? Why, the man's a fool, Freda Of course; but that may be a : mere coincidence. Illustrated Bits..--':: Jack Women have no head Xor: fig ures. Tom How do you make that out? Jack I know a girl whose edu cation cost her father ten thousand. and she can't figure her own age cor rectly. 'Jury," said a Western judge, "you kin go out and find a verdict If you can't find one of your own,, get the irae the last Jury used." The Jury re turned a verdict of suicide in the ninth degree. . ."Halloal" cried, the neighbor. "What are you building a new chicken house for?" "Why," replied Nettles, "for a flock of pink elephants,-, of- course. You didn't suppose I'd put chickens in it did you?" v Red And when this happened on the links, was he addressing, the ball? Green Well, I don't know just what he was addressing, but it was quite evident from the language that he was not addressing a Sunday school. Meeks Why don't you try Dr. Quackem's elixir of life? A friend of mine who took a bottle of it praises It to the skies. Weeks Yes, and a friend of mine who took three bottles of the stuff is now up there somewhere. Chi cago News.; . - ' i A precocious youth telegraphed to his parents on their golden wedding day: "Is marriage a failure?" The old couple laid their heads together over tbe reply-paid form, and present ly made answer: ''Nol)Ut;it3'reautts sometimes are.? y.-vJ 1 h 1 ' ' I' never knew till now' why -this was such a windy country," said' the bright little girl traveling through. Illi nois. "And have you discovered why?" asked her father. "Of course. See all the windmills on these farms we're passing." Philadelphia Ledger. Darringer, have you a half-sov ereign you don't want?" "Why,. ..cer tainly. Here it is." The next day I say, Darringer, that half-sovereign you gave me was a bad. one." i,es, Bromley. You '-asked me if I had. a half-sovereign that I didn't want" "Why do the .roses fade slowly away?" she Inquired poetically. Well," replied the baldheaded young man, "when .you think it over it's all for the best If s more comfortable to have them fade slowly away than to go off all of a sudden, like a torpedo." "That's my last canvas." - said D'Auber; "I started that six months ago. - You see, some days I paint away feverishly, forcefully, absorbed- ly, while on other days I can't paint at all." "I see," said Crittick; "you painted this on one of the other days." Philadelphia Press. If Crabbe ever comes around your place borrowing anything," said Sub- bubs, "don't let him'have it" "You've spoken too late," replied Newcomer; "he was around this morning." "You're easy. ; What was he borrowing?" "Trouble. He's in the hospital now-" Philadelphia Ledger. As my wife at the window one beau tiful day stood watching a man with monkey a cart came along with -a broth of a boy, who was driving . a stout little donkey. To my wife then spoke by way of a joke "There's a relation of yours in that carriage." To which she replied, , when the donkey she spied "Ah," yesl a relation by marriage." "- -t , ': The minister sought, to improve the time by giving Bobby a lesson in morality. "My boy," he said, "I have lived forty-five years, and have never used, tobacco in any form, nor told a' lie, nor swore, nor played hookey. " "Have you got-any little boys?" Interrupted Bobby. "o, I never had any little boys." "Well, they are mighty lucky." said Bobby. "If you please, sir?" "Well, Jim my?" "Me grandmother" air: " Aha, your grandmother!, Go on, Jim my. Me grandmother ana me mptn- " "What-and your mother, too! Both rery 111, eh?" "No. sir. ;Me grandmother an' me mother aTe goin' to the baseball game this afternoonan' they want me to stay home an' take care of me little brudder." Cleveland Plain Dealer. - JUDICIAL DECISIONa . Shares in a joint stock association are. held, in re Jones (N. Y.), 60 L. B. A. 476. to be properly dealt with as personalty in applying the laws pro viding a transfer or succession tax. although the property of the assocla- tlon is. real estate. - The destruction of a will expressly revoking a former One Is held in Stet son vs. Stetson (111.), 61 L. R. A. 258, to revive the earlier under a statute providing that a will can be revoked only by a subsequent will declaring the revocation of former ones. In a prosecution for manslaughter on the ground that deceased was kill ed unintentionally while the slayer was In the commission of an unlawful act it is held in Johnson vs. State (Ohio) 61 L. R, A. 277, that It must be shown that the alleged unlawful act is prohibited by law. The other authori ties on the question of-negligent hom icide are collated In a note to this ;jhse. -; . ; rtA telephone company which re moves, destroys or injures trees plant ed by an abutting owner along the street adjacent to his property, under the terms of a city ordinance, In erect ing poles and wires under Its fran chise, is held. In Broson vs. Albion Telephone Company (Neb.), GO L B. A. 426, to be liable for the resulting damage, though no unnecessary injury la Inflicted. Carrying a loaded gun from one room of a house. In which it had been left by another person, to an adjoin ing room, is held, in Doody va Nation al Masonic Accident Association (Neb.), 60 L. R. A. 424, to be "han dling firearms" within the meaning of a clause in an accident-insurance poli cy limiting to $500 the recovery for any injury received while hunting or while using or handling loaded fire arms. --- ' A judgment in a suit between the owner of property abutting on a high way and the municipality to establish the boundary of the Highway, is held, in Long vs. Wilson (Iowa), CO L It. A. 720, not to be conclusive on the owner of property located on the op posite side of the street who is not made a party to the suit and whose access to and Tfrom his property will be Interfered with if the boundary so established prevails. A conviction of manslaughter upon the second trial of an indictment for rnurder, upon which there was a con viction of manslaughter at the former trial, which was set aside and a new trial granted, Is held, In people vs. McFarlane (Cal.). 61 L. R. A. 245, to be sustainable, although the evidence established murder on the second trial, where the evidence does hot prove a case - where the verdict must be for murder or acquittal as Justifiable hom icide. The resumption of martial relations by a wife living separate from her husband, and about to commence pro ceedings for divorce against him, to which she was entitled because of his wrongdoing, Is held, In Moayon vs. Moayon (Ky.), 60 L. Rl A. 416, to be sufficient consideration for his prom ise to convey property in trust for the benefit, of their children, and. In the event of . their death, for, her , benefit A . note to this, case -collates the other authorities on the validity .of a con tract between husband and wife to compromise a pending or contemplated divorce suit Italian Railway Trains. One of the worst and greatest draw backs to railway travel In Italy Is the want of accommodation on many of the trains, and strangely enough this applies to a greater extent on long-dis tance trains than on those made up for short journeys. We (have no hesitation in saying that for any party of four or five persons wishing to travel, let us say, from Rome to Naples (six hours), and desiring to sit all together, it is necessary to arrive at the station at least three-quarters of an hour be fore) the time at which the train is advertised to start Even then we say without exaggeration that the thing Is no certainty. The use of a smoking carriage with any degree of comfort Is almost an Impossibility. One may ar rive alone, in reasonable time for the train, only to find that the very few first-class smoking compartments have long ago been filled with ladies and children, or more probably Invalids. we speaK as a nrst-ciass passenger only, and, so far as we have observed, the second-class accommodations -on Italian trains can still be recommend ed. The overcrowding and discomfort here are stretched to their utmost lim its, while the third-class carriage may be dismissed in a few words. This conveyance, in the form of. a cattle truck, is open to all the winds that blow, and appears to be used chiefly for the transport of troops. The only sitting accommodation consists of a series of benches fitted crosswise at Intervals of from two to three feet while on the outside is indicated In large lettering, the number of men which the authorities are permitted to stow away all very similar to our own railway trucks, upon any one. of which we may read the printed regu lation, as to weight of goods or num ber of animals which It is safe for this form of .vehicle to carry. Chambers' Journal. 1 - 'v . ' , . An Inducement. Peddler Want to buy an umbrella cheap? -' - - Krankley No. What s the use? Ev erybody steals my. umbrella. 1 . Pedler Well, this one ain't worth stealing. Philadelphia Ledger. " A man's second love usually has less beauty and mors money than bis first. You can depend on Ayer's Hair Vigor to restore color to your gray hair, every time. Follow directions and it never fails to do this work. It stops Hmr Vigor fallin 2 of the hair, also. There's B gitai aauaiaiuuu 111 auuwiug you are, not going to be disap pointed. Isn't that so? "Mt hair faded until it was about white. It took Just one bottle of Aver' Hair Vigor to restore it to its former dark, rich color, your Hair Vigor certainly does what you claim for It." M. Bonaa. Rockingham. M. 0. ... SI.W a bottle. All druggists. . O. ATIR CO., Ijowell. Mass.. for- Fading Hair Those Newspaper Hlnta. Foreman We need a few lines to block out a column. Rural Editor (wearily) Well say King Edward has begun wearing old clothes, because they are more comfort able. Perhaps It will start a fashion that you and I can follow. You Can Oct Allen's Feot-Ease FREE. Write Allen S. Olmsted, Le Soy.K. T., for a free sample of AUen's Foot-Ease. It cures sweating, hot swollen, aching; feet. It makes new or tight shoes easy. A certain cure fox corns, Ingrowing-nails and bunions. All drug gists sell it. 25c. Don't accept any substitute. An immense panoramic' picture of the battle of Waterloo is being painted in Paris by Joseph Van Driesten. He has the figures of 200,000 men in tbe rough sketch. The best theology a pare and benefl- Catarrh Cannot be Cared 1 ' with LOCAL APPLICATIONS, as they cannot reacn the seat of the disease. Catarrh is a blood or constitutional disease, and in order to cure it you must take Internal remedies. Hall's Catarnh Cure is taken internally, and acts directly on the blood and mucous surfaces. Hall's Catarrh Cure is not a quack medicine. It was prescribed by one of the best physicians in this country for years, and is a regular pre scription. It is composed of the best tonics 1 1.1 I . v. 1. 1 . a . jt-iiuwii, vuiiiuiiieu wiiii iio uesb oiuou pun tiers, acting directly on the mucous surfaces. The perfect combina ion of the two ingredients is vaai produces sucn wonaerjui results in curing Catarrh. Send for testimonials free. F. J CHENEY & CO.. Props., Toledo, O. dolu uy urugKisu, price oc. Ball's Family Pills are the best. liove's Toang Dream. Nellie (calling to her sister) I'm going to make some lemonade, Jennie. Where is the squeezer? Jennie (absently) The squeezer! - Oh, he hasn't arrived yet, but I'm expecting him any minute. . Mothers will find Mrs. Wlnslow's Soothing Syrup the best remedy to use for thelx ehUdxen auring tne teeming perioa. Kentucky's Bid Mosquitoes. ' Big gallinipper mosquitoes that seem to have can openers in place of sting ers are attacking chickens in the East End, end they are said already to have killed twenty-two fowls owned by Mrs. Bridget Owems, of Fulton street. All of the chickens were attacked while roosting. The mosquitoes seem to de scend to ward ...the. earth from high in the air early In the evening or after darkness and attack animals of all kinds. It is thought that they breed in low, - marshy; places,-but fly high most of the time. Louisville' Herald. 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