Corvallis gazette. (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, November 18, 1904, Page 7, Image 7

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    Eruptions
' Dry, moist, scaly tetter, all forma
of eczema or salt rheum, pimples
and other cutaneous eruptions pro
ceed from humors, either inherited,
or acquired through defective di
gestion and assimilation.
To treat these eruptions with
drying" medicines is dangerous.
The thing to do is to take
Hood's Sarsaparilla
and Pills
? "Which thoroughly cleanse the blood,
: expelling all humors and building
up the whole system. They cure
Hood's SarssDarilla permanently cured J.
Q. Hlnes, Franks, I1L, of eczema, from which
be had offered for. some time; and Miss
Alvlna W olter. Box ZiX, Algona, Wis., of pim
ples on her face and back and chafed skin on
ber body, by -which she had been greatly
troubled There are more testimonials in
Cavor of Hood's than ean be published.
Hood's Sarsaparilla promises to
cure and keepr the promise.
Chilian Miner Powerful;
Perbapa the greatest weights borne
for any distance on men's backs are
the loads of ore brought up from the
mines of the Andes by the miners of
Chill. 'Darwin visited a copper mine
tn a ravine leading from the- main
range of the Cordilleras, where the
work was carried on by such primitive
means that, though the mines had
been worked in the mountains for at
least two centuries, the water was re
moved in some by carrying it up snaf is
In leather bags on men's backs.
, Sir Francis Head, when visiting
similar mine, found that all the ore
was carried up to the surface, a ver-
tcal climb of 450 feet, by the miners,
and that the average weight carried
was 250 pounds. This load, was not
carried up a winding stair, .but up
notched trunks of trees, set almost up
right, one touching another.
The food of the Chilian miner, ac
cording to Darwin, consisted of ra
tions of sixteen figs and two small
loaves of bread for breakfast; for din
ner boiled beans, for supper wheat
crushed and roasted. They scarcely
ever tasted meat.
Poae aa Dressmakers.
Such are tbe impositions practiced
on department stores by women claim
ing dressmakers' discounts that a lead
ing metropolitan' bouse finds it neces
sary to employ three detectives whose
exclusive task it is to verify state
ments of .this character. . Those . enti
tied to discounts receive credentials,
while tha others are tabulated under
the classification "fraudulent." Many
stores provide separate cashier's desks
M M . 1 A , -
ior areBsmaiter patrons, wuo repair
-hither for their authorized rebates, av
usually confined to merchandise apper
taining to dressmaking, and is unavail
able for other goods. , Cut rate and
dressmakers' discounts. .
The fortune of the house of Bismarck
passes to a boy of 7. He bears the great
chancellor name of Otto.
It is generally more profitable to reck
on up our defects than to boast of our at
tainments. Carlyle.
Charity and personal force are the
only investments worth anything. Wait
Whitman,
Powerful alcoholic beverages can be
distilled from bananas, the milk of co-
coanut, nee and peas.. .
Egypt claims the oldest man In the
worm .vnmea oenm, wno nas turned six
score. Lie remembers Napoleon In Egypt.
Newport News. Vs.. Tulv n. loot.
Last summer while recovering from ill
ness of fever, I had a severe attack of
Inuam atorj Rheumatism in the knees,
from which I was unable to leave my
room for several months. I was treated
by two doctors and also tried different
kinds of linaments and medicines which
seemed to relieve me from pain for
awhile, but at the same time I was not
any nearer getting weU. One day while
reading a paper I saw an advertisement
of S. S. S. for Rheumatism. I decided
to give it a trial, which I did at once.
After I had taken three bottles I felt a
great deal better, and I still continued
to take it regularly until I was entirely
cured. I now feel better than for years,
and I cheerfully recommend S. S. S. to
any one suffering from Rheumatism.
613 3 2d St CHAS. E. GlT.DBRSl.KEVg.
Rheumatism is caused by uric acid or
some other acid poison in the blood,
which when deposited in the muscles
and joints, produce the sharp, cutting
pains and the stiffness and soreness pe
culiar to this disease. S. S. S. goes di
rectly into the circulation, all irrita
ting substances are neutralized and
filtered out of the system, the blood is
made pure and the general health is
built up under the purifying and tonic-
enects of the vege
table remedy.
Write for oar spe
cial book on Rheu
matism which is
sent free. Our phy
sicians will advise
without charge all
who will writs ns
about their case, '
Tat Swift Soeolflo Couaaiy. Atlaata. Ga.
l Best Omc Syrup, Vi-OooiLss
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"Tfoitas
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"Pa. what do they mean by the
death rater "That, my son, la the
speed at which an automobile travels,'
Cleveland Leader. '
Van Tart I don't think much of
leap year. Le Wheyr-Whafs the mat
ter? Van Tart The girls propose to
you, but expect yon to buy the ring,
Tbe button .trust is. bankrupt ; The
Dutton is a small article, but It,-has
destroyed the peace of many a home,
and it Is only ripping as It has . been
sewed. Baltimore' American. '.'"
"John." said a stingy' old hank to his
hired man, as he was taking dinner.
do you know how many pancakes
have eaten fourteen." "Well," said
John, "you count and I'll, eat"
"But have you any expectations.
young man?" "Of course, I have.
Three rich girls want to marry me.
but I am going- to give, your girl. the
first chance." Cleveland Plain Dealer.
"I Just wlaht I wuz bigger," said
Mischievous Willie Smart. "Indeed?"
asked his mother. "How much big
ger?" 'Oh, Just big enough to do all
the things I git blamed for doln' now,
Freda He claims to be related to
you, and says he can prove it Floyd
Belated to me? Why, the man's a
fool, Freda Of course; but that may
be a : mere coincidence. Illustrated
Bits..--'::
Jack Women have no head Xor: fig
ures. Tom How do you make that
out? Jack I know a girl whose edu
cation cost her father ten thousand.
and she can't figure her own age cor
rectly.
'Jury," said a Western judge, "you
kin go out and find a verdict If you
can't find one of your own,, get the
irae the last Jury used." The Jury re
turned a verdict of suicide in the ninth
degree. .
."Halloal" cried, the neighbor. "What
are you building a new chicken house
for?" "Why," replied Nettles, "for a
flock of pink elephants,-, of- course.
You didn't suppose I'd put chickens in
it did you?" v
Red And when this happened on
the links, was he addressing, the ball?
Green Well, I don't know just what
he was addressing, but it was quite
evident from the language that he was
not addressing a Sunday school.
Meeks Why don't you try Dr.
Quackem's elixir of life? A friend of
mine who took a bottle of it praises It
to the skies. Weeks Yes, and a friend
of mine who took three bottles of the
stuff is now up there somewhere. Chi
cago News.; . - ' i
A precocious youth telegraphed to
his parents on their golden wedding
day: "Is marriage a failure?" The
old couple laid their heads together
over tbe reply-paid form, and present
ly made answer: ''Nol)Ut;it3'reautts
sometimes are.? y.-vJ 1 h 1 ' '
I' never knew till now' why -this
was such a windy country," said' the
bright little girl traveling through. Illi
nois. "And have you discovered why?"
asked her father. "Of course. See all
the windmills on these farms we're
passing." Philadelphia Ledger.
Darringer, have you a half-sov
ereign you don't want?" "Why,. ..cer
tainly. Here it is." The next day
I say, Darringer, that half-sovereign
you gave me was a bad. one." i,es,
Bromley. You '-asked me if I had. a
half-sovereign that I didn't want"
"Why do the .roses fade slowly
away?" she Inquired poetically.
Well," replied the baldheaded young
man, "when .you think it over it's all
for the best If s more comfortable to
have them fade slowly away than to
go off all of a sudden, like a torpedo."
"That's my last canvas." - said
D'Auber; "I started that six months
ago. - You see, some days I paint
away feverishly, forcefully, absorbed-
ly, while on other days I can't paint at
all." "I see," said Crittick; "you
painted this on one of the other days."
Philadelphia Press.
If Crabbe ever comes around your
place borrowing anything," said Sub-
bubs, "don't let him'have it" "You've
spoken too late," replied Newcomer;
"he was around this morning." "You're
easy. ; What was he borrowing?"
"Trouble. He's in the hospital now-"
Philadelphia Ledger.
As my wife at the window one beau
tiful day stood watching a man with
monkey a cart came along with -a
broth of a boy, who was driving . a
stout little donkey. To my wife then
spoke by way of a joke "There's a
relation of yours in that carriage." To
which she replied, , when the donkey
she spied "Ah," yesl a relation by
marriage." "- -t , ':
The minister sought, to improve the
time by giving Bobby a lesson in
morality. "My boy," he said, "I have
lived forty-five years, and have never
used, tobacco in any form, nor told a'
lie, nor swore, nor played hookey.
" "Have you got-any little
boys?" Interrupted Bobby. "o, I
never had any little boys." "Well,
they are mighty lucky." said Bobby.
"If you please, sir?" "Well, Jim
my?" "Me grandmother" air: "
Aha, your grandmother!, Go on, Jim
my. Me grandmother ana me mptn-
" "What-and your mother, too!
Both rery 111, eh?" "No. sir. ;Me
grandmother an' me mother aTe goin'
to the baseball game this afternoonan'
they want me to stay home an' take
care of me little brudder." Cleveland
Plain Dealer. -
JUDICIAL DECISIONa .
Shares in a joint stock association
are. held, in re Jones (N. Y.), 60 L. B.
A. 476. to be properly dealt with as
personalty in applying the laws pro
viding a transfer or succession tax.
although the property of the assocla-
tlon is. real estate.
- The destruction of a will expressly
revoking a former One Is held in Stet
son vs. Stetson (111.), 61 L. R. A. 258,
to revive the earlier under a statute
providing that a will can be revoked
only by a subsequent will declaring
the revocation of former ones.
In a prosecution for manslaughter
on the ground that deceased was kill
ed unintentionally while the slayer
was In the commission of an unlawful
act it is held in Johnson vs. State
(Ohio) 61 L. R, A. 277, that It must be
shown that the alleged unlawful act is
prohibited by law. The other authori
ties on the question of-negligent hom
icide are collated In a note to this
;jhse. -; .
; rtA telephone company which re
moves, destroys or injures trees plant
ed by an abutting owner along the
street adjacent to his property, under
the terms of a city ordinance, In erect
ing poles and wires under Its fran
chise, is held. In Broson vs. Albion
Telephone Company (Neb.), GO L B.
A. 426, to be liable for the resulting
damage, though no unnecessary injury
la Inflicted.
Carrying a loaded gun from one
room of a house. In which it had been
left by another person, to an adjoin
ing room, is held, in Doody va Nation
al Masonic Accident Association
(Neb.), 60 L. R. A. 424, to be "han
dling firearms" within the meaning of
a clause in an accident-insurance poli
cy limiting to $500 the recovery for
any injury received while hunting or
while using or handling loaded fire
arms. --- '
A judgment in a suit between the
owner of property abutting on a high
way and the municipality to establish
the boundary of the Highway, is held,
in Long vs. Wilson (Iowa), CO L It.
A. 720, not to be conclusive on the
owner of property located on the op
posite side of the street who is not
made a party to the suit and whose
access to and Tfrom his property will
be Interfered with if the boundary so
established prevails.
A conviction of manslaughter upon
the second trial of an indictment for
rnurder, upon which there was a con
viction of manslaughter at the former
trial, which was set aside and a new
trial granted, Is held, In people vs.
McFarlane (Cal.). 61 L. R. A. 245, to
be sustainable, although the evidence
established murder on the second trial,
where the evidence does hot prove a
case - where the verdict must be for
murder or acquittal as Justifiable hom
icide.
The resumption of martial relations
by a wife living separate from her
husband, and about to commence pro
ceedings for divorce against him, to
which she was entitled because of his
wrongdoing, Is held, In Moayon vs.
Moayon (Ky.), 60 L. Rl A. 416, to be
sufficient consideration for his prom
ise to convey property in trust for the
benefit, of their children, and. In the
event of . their death, for, her , benefit
A . note to this, case -collates the other
authorities on the validity .of a con
tract between husband and wife to
compromise a pending or contemplated
divorce suit
Italian Railway Trains.
One of the worst and greatest draw
backs to railway travel In Italy Is the
want of accommodation on many of
the trains, and strangely enough this
applies to a greater extent on long-dis
tance trains than on those made up for
short journeys. We (have no hesitation
in saying that for any party of four
or five persons wishing to travel, let
us say, from Rome to Naples (six
hours), and desiring to sit all together,
it is necessary to arrive at the station
at least three-quarters of an hour be
fore) the time at which the train is
advertised to start Even then we say
without exaggeration that the thing
Is no certainty. The use of a smoking
carriage with any degree of comfort Is
almost an Impossibility. One may ar
rive alone, in reasonable time for the
train, only to find that the very few
first-class smoking compartments have
long ago been filled with ladies and
children, or more probably Invalids.
we speaK as a nrst-ciass passenger
only, and, so far as we have observed,
the second-class accommodations -on
Italian trains can still be recommend
ed. The overcrowding and discomfort
here are stretched to their utmost lim
its, while the third-class carriage may
be dismissed in a few words. This
conveyance, in the form of. a cattle
truck, is open to all the winds that
blow, and appears to be used chiefly
for the transport of troops. The only
sitting accommodation consists of a
series of benches fitted crosswise at
Intervals of from two to three feet
while on the outside is indicated In
large lettering, the number of men
which the authorities are permitted to
stow away all very similar to our
own railway trucks, upon any one. of
which we may read the printed regu
lation, as to weight of goods or num
ber of animals which It is safe for this
form of .vehicle to carry. Chambers'
Journal. 1 - 'v
. ' , . An Inducement.
Peddler Want to buy an umbrella
cheap? -' - -
Krankley No. What s the use? Ev
erybody steals my. umbrella. 1
. Pedler Well, this one ain't worth
stealing. Philadelphia Ledger. "
A man's second love usually has
less beauty and mors money than bis
first.
You can depend on Ayer's
Hair Vigor to restore color to
your gray hair, every time.
Follow directions and it never
fails to do this work. It stops
Hmr Vigor
fallin 2 of the hair, also. There's B
gitai aauaiaiuuu 111 auuwiug
you are, not going to be disap
pointed. Isn't that so?
"Mt hair faded until it was about white. It
took Just one bottle of Aver' Hair Vigor to
restore it to its former dark, rich color, your
Hair Vigor certainly does what you claim for
It." M. Bonaa. Rockingham. M. 0. ...
SI.W a bottle.
All druggists.
. O. ATIR CO.,
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for-
Fading Hair
Those Newspaper Hlnta.
Foreman We need a few lines to
block out a column.
Rural Editor (wearily) Well say
King Edward has begun wearing old
clothes, because they are more comfort
able. Perhaps It will start a fashion
that you and I can follow.
You Can Oct Allen's Feot-Ease FREE.
Write Allen S. Olmsted, Le Soy.K. T., for a
free sample of AUen's Foot-Ease. It cures
sweating, hot swollen, aching; feet. It makes
new or tight shoes easy. A certain cure fox
corns, Ingrowing-nails and bunions. All drug
gists sell it. 25c. Don't accept any substitute.
An immense panoramic' picture of the
battle of Waterloo is being painted in
Paris by Joseph Van Driesten. He has
the figures of 200,000 men in tbe rough
sketch.
The best theology a pare and benefl-
Catarrh Cannot be Cared
1 '
with LOCAL APPLICATIONS, as they cannot
reacn the seat of the disease. Catarrh is a
blood or constitutional disease, and in order to
cure it you must take Internal remedies.
Hall's Catarnh Cure is taken internally, and
acts directly on the blood and mucous surfaces.
Hall's Catarrh Cure is not a quack medicine.
It was prescribed by one of the best physicians
in this country for years, and is a regular pre
scription. It is composed of the best tonics
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tiers, acting directly on the mucous surfaces.
The perfect combina ion of the two ingredients
is vaai produces sucn wonaerjui results in
curing Catarrh. Send for testimonials free.
F. J CHENEY & CO.. Props., Toledo, O.
dolu uy urugKisu, price oc.
Ball's Family Pills are the best.
liove's Toang Dream.
Nellie (calling to her sister) I'm going
to make some lemonade, Jennie. Where
is the squeezer?
Jennie (absently) The squeezer! - Oh,
he hasn't arrived yet, but I'm expecting
him any minute. .
Mothers will find Mrs. Wlnslow's Soothing
Syrup the best remedy to use for thelx ehUdxen
auring tne teeming perioa.
Kentucky's Bid Mosquitoes. '
Big gallinipper mosquitoes that seem
to have can openers in place of sting
ers are attacking chickens in the East
End, end they are said already to have
killed twenty-two fowls owned by Mrs.
Bridget Owems, of Fulton street. All
of the chickens were attacked while
roosting. The mosquitoes seem to de
scend to ward ...the. earth from high in
the air early In the evening or after
darkness and attack animals of all
kinds. It is thought that they breed
in low, - marshy; places,-but fly high
most of the time. Louisville' Herald.
MALLEABLE IRON STUMP PULLERS
Fastest, lightest and strongest Stump Puller
on the market. 118 Horse power on the sweep
with two horses. Write tor descriptive catalog
and prices. . ' '
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root of Morrison Street Portland, Oregon
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I have tried all kinds of waterproof
clothing and have never found anything
at any price to compare with your Fish
Brand for protection from all kinds of
weather."
' (The name and address of the
writer of this unsolicited letter
may be had upon application .)
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This wonderful Chi
nese doctor . Is called
great because he curve
people without opera
tion that are given up
to die. He cures with
those wonderful Chi
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barks and vegetables
lhat are entirely un
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ence In this country. Throuch the use of
those harmless remedies this famous doctor
knows the action of over MS different rem
edies, which he successfully usee In different
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The "Japanese Alpine Club, which is
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plished by its members are preluded by
a prayer which runs: "May our hearts
be pure, and may the weather on the
honorable peak be fine."
Flso's Cure Is a remedy for coughs, colds
and consumption. Try it. Price 25 cents,
St druggists.
Worse sad "Worse.
"My wife and I went to call on the
Dnmleys last night. I can't . imagine
anything more tiresome than spending an
evening with them."
"You can't?- Wait till they come to
spend an evening with you." Philadel
phia Press.
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A Complain in Wife. "
"So you enjoy hearing your wife
speak In public?"
'Yes," answered Mr. Meekton; v is
a great comfort to me to hear her de
scribing faults and difficulties for which
I cannot possibly be held responsible."
Washington Star.
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