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Newspaper Page TextDistress , After Eating Nausea between meals, belching, vom - itingj flatulence, fits of nervous head ache, pain in the stoniach, are all ; symptoms of dyspepsia, and the longer : It is neglected the harder it is to cnre it. Hood's Sarsaparilla and Pills . ; Radically and permanently core it , strengthen and tone the stomach and other digestive organs for the ibatural ' performance of their fanctioSu." '' Accept no substitute fdrHood'a, j 1 "I had dyspepsia twenty-five jers and i took different medicines bat gotpno help nntil I began taking Hood's Sarsaparilla. Eave taken four bottles of this, medicine and can now eat almost anything, 'sleep well, have no cramps in my stomach, no burning and no distress. Mb$ William G. Barrett, 14 Olne; St., Providence, R. L Hood's SarsaparUla promises to cure and keeps the promise; Brazil Has a Fine Tea. . United States Consul Ayme writes from Para a recommendatien of a .Bra zilian beverage, yerba mate tea, which . Ls prepared from the roasted an4 pul verized leaves of an evergreen "forest tree. Yerba mate is largely, consumed in Paraguay and in the Brazilian States, where it is made. It Is extensively consumed in Argentina, in Uruguay, and to a less extent in Chili. There is a small consumption in other States of Brazil, a small quantity is exported to Europe and still less to the United States and Canada. Estimated exports may reach 45,000 to 57,000 tons annu ally. Yerba mate has a peculiar bitter, smoky taste, which Is usually consid ered unpleasant, and this has largely operated to prevent Its more extensive use as a beverage, This smoky bitter ness ls chiefly due to the rude meth od employed for drying the leaves and It seems likely that the. improved methods of drying the mate on iron or copper pans would give a much more delicate and agreeable product Mate ls aid to have all of the best qualities of coffee and tea as a stimulating health beverage, without the disadvan tage of either. It is a more gentle stimulant than either and is said to be much used In the hospitals of Paris. The tree could probably be grown In southern California, perhaps in southern Texas, certainly lu many parts of the Philippines. Could Get No Rest. Freeborn, M nn, Oct.. 17 (Specials Mr. R. . Go ward, a well known man here, is rejoicing in the relief from suf fering be has obtained through using Dodd's Kidney Pills. His experience ie well worth repeating as it should point the road to health to many an other in a similar condition. "I had an aggravating case of Kid ney Trouble," says Mr. Goward, "that' gave me no rest day or night but using a few boxes of Dodd's Kidney Pills put new life in me and I feel like a' new man. "I am happy to state I have received great and wonderful benefit from Dodd's Kidney Pills. I would heartily recom mend all suffereis from Kidney Trouble to give Dodd's Kidney Pills a fair trial as I have every reason to believe it would never be regretted." Dodd's Kidney Pills make you feel like a new man or woman because they cure the kidneys. Cured kidnjeys mean pure blood and pure blood m-ana bounding health and energy in every part of the body. A Ilttle Too Goo t. Husband Why do you shop at Slogo & Oo.'s, instead of at Pastime's? Wife Pastime's has some new sort of electrical contrivance which brings your change so quirk you don't have time to change your mind. DREAD milk T rJUl I am compelled by a sense of gratitude to tell you the great good your remedy has done me in a case of Contagious Blood Poison. Among other symptoms I was se verely afflicted with Rheumatism, and got almost past going. The disease got a firm hold upon my system; my blood was thor oughly poisoned with the virus. I lost in weight, was run down, had sore throat, eruptions, splotches and other evidences of the disease. I was truly in a bad shape when I began the use of S. S. S., but the persistent use of it brought me out of my trouble safe and sound, and I have the courage to publicly testify to the virtues of your great blood remedy, S. S. S., and to recommend it to all blood-poison suffer ers, sincerely believing if it is taken ac cording to directions, and given a fair trial, it will thoroughly eliminate every particle of the virus. James CUXRAX. Stark, Hotel, Greensburg, Pa. Painful swellings in the groins, red ern-T tions upon the skin, sores in the mouth aud loss of hair and eyebrows, are some of the symptoms of this "vile disease. S. S. S. is an antidote for the awful virus that attacks and destroys even the bones. S. S, S. contains no Mercury, Potash or other mineral ingredient. We offer $i,ooa for proof that it is not absolutely veget able. Home treat ment book giving the symptoms anal other interesting and valuable infor mation about this disease, mailed free. Our physi cians advise free those who write us. Tat Swift Speclflo Company, Atlanta, 6a. WHEN SCHOOL OPENS: . SOME 0 VIS" TOR PARENTS Do not believe all that your children tell you about school. There was only one George Washington, and he ls dead. ' . Do not tell the teacher that Willie will not lie. She probably knows bet ter. ' - Do not condemn the teacher with out a fair hearing" That is accorded to even the worst criminal. There are usually two sides to a story. Do not send a scathing note to the teacher by Nellie, the contents of which she knows. Her aggressive look of triumph is not soothing, and the teacher ls only human. .... ' Do not make unfavorable comment upon the methods of. the teacher in the presence of your child. Send him to carry In? the wood while you are doing so, if- it must be done. Do not plead lack of time to visit the school. There is no excuse . for shirk ink a duty. " . , Do not reproach ' the teacher with the fact that 'Tommy has not learned a single thing the.' entire year." She is not responsible for ; his- - lack of brains. -'. . ". Do not send a verbal request to have Jessie's seat changed. There is often no vacant seat, and one change usu ally means at least half a dozen. Do not expect the teacher to man age without friction a child whom you yourself have never been able to con trol. Do not Insist that the teacher is keeping your child back through spite. She will hardly risk her reputation as an instructor to gratify a personal grudge, however disagreeable the child may be. Do not forget that the parent owes a duty to the teacher Just as surely as the teacher does to the child. Alice Cook Fuller. THE POSTAL 8ERVICE. A High Standard of Devotion to Duty Is Maintained. One clerk was busy throwing mail in a combination smoker and baggage car, when suddenly, without an Instant's warning, he felt the. car leap from the track and heard a terrific crash. When he regained consciousness the wreck presented this chaotic condition:. The two forward cars had been plunged down a seventy-foot embankment; the combination car landed in an upright position with the rear trucks on the roof, every seat In the smoking com partment being utterly demolished, while on the floor of the mall compart ment was a huge angular stone weigh ing not less than half a ton. How the mail clerk escaped unhurt will always be a mystery, says the World's Work. There Is probably no department of the government service in which a higher, standard of devotion to duty is maintained than in this. During a heavy freshet on the Susquehanna Riv er, in 1890, all bridges were swept away and the railroad tracks along the banks practically destroyed. Four mail clerks remained In their car nntil the water rising and flowing through the doors compelled them to take to an im provised raft which consisted of pieces of floating sidewalks and other debris of the inundation, lashed together. On this frail craft they put their pouches, and carefully propelling by poles along with the current, gained the postofflce, a mile away. They found this aban doned, with eight feet of water In the street at that point. They were almost exhausted and their condition was pre carious... Finally, however, they were rescued by boats and taken Into houses through the second-story win dows. The letter mall was all Intact and In fairly good condition. Some time ago the "run" on a West ern road was "short" a clerk because of sickness.. An official of the. service happened to be on the train and volun teered his services. For fifteen hours he stuck to his work at the letter case. In the Journey of more than 600 miles he had only a sandwich or two for food, and stood on his feet without re lief. There are other instances on rec ord where entire crews have stood to the work without food for twenty-four hours. Preferred Arrest. A thief broke into a large mansion early in the morning and found him self in the music room. Hearing foot steps approaching, he hid -behind, a screen. From 7 to 8 o'clock the eldest daugh ter had a lesson on the piano. From 8 to 9 o'clock the second daughter took a singing lesson. From 9 to 10 o'clock the eldest son had a violin lesson. From 10 to 11 o'clock the other son took a lesson on the flute. At 11 o'clock all the brothers and sisters assembled and studied an ear splitting piece for the piano, violin, flute and voice. The thief staggered out from behind the screen at half past 11 and, falling at their feet, cried, "For mercy's sake bave me arrested, but stop!" Archbishop of Westminster. The Archbishop of Westminster has become a total abstainer. Like Car dinal Manning, he has recognized the havoc made among his nock by drunk enness, and as he must preach teetotal Ism to those who need it, he has decid ed to practice It as well. Why say a man has an eagle eye, meaning ha ls sharp eyed? Before the eagle has awakened up enough to know if it is on a tree or a horse, a cat ls eating its prey. Hereafter, wben any one is sharp to see a thing, call him cat-eyed. Every time a woman sees the hide ous underwear on the line which the 1 men have to wear, she must be grate- tui that she is a woman, Agefs Do you like your thin, rough, short hair? Of , course you don'cT Do you like thick, heavy, smooth hair Of course you do. Then why not be pleased?, Ayer's Hair Vigor makes beautiful heads of hair, that's the whole story. Sold for 6Q years. .-- " I havs nsed Ayers Hair Vigor for a long time. It la. mdeed. a wonderful hair tonic restoring health to the hair and scalp, and, at tie aame time, proving splendid dressing." Dr. J. W. Tatom, HadiU, In T. fl.M a bottle. All dmgglwtw. J. C. ATIB CO., Trowel). Mas. for- Weak Hair So Many Have. "Here is an article .about our cor rupt police," said the reporter. "How should I head it?" "Oh, Just say the city has a bad case of the blues," replied the great editor, Mfeeley lipuor-morphine-tobacco " FOR FULL PARTICULARS yt KTEtEY IHSTnUTE.- fOUTLANO.ORE, Good Joke at a .Church Fair. "Had a great time at the church fair last night!" "So? What was doing?" "They had some strawberry short cake, and I nearly laughed myself to death thinking how I fooled 'em. didn't eat it" Stats or Ohio, City or Touso, I Lucas County, i FBANK J. Chiney makes oath that he is senior partner of the firm of K. J. Cheney & Co.. doine business in the City of Toledo. Coun ty and State aforesaid, and that said firm will pay the sum of ONE HUN DRED DOLLARS for eacn ana every case of catabbh mat cannot be curea by tne use of mall's Cataebh cdrb. FRANK J. CHENEY. Sworn to before me and subscribed in xn presence, this 6th day of December, A. D., im SEAL Notary Public, Hall's Catarrh Cure is taken Internally, and acts directly on the blood and mucous surfaces 01 tne system, Bona fur testimonials, free. F. J. CHENEY St CO., Toledo, O. Sold by Druggists, 75c HaU'n Family Pill, are the beat Her Mother's Prognostications. He Why doe your mother insist on your having an elaborate church wed dins? She She says it's the last chance I'll ever hare to show off in good clothes. Mothers will find Mrs. Window's Soothing Byrup the best remedy to use for their children during tne teething period. The late Anton Tchechoff was an inti mate friend of Gorki and Tolstoi, and it was the remarkable success of the former that encouraged him in . his literary efforts. Piso's Cure ls a pood couph nedicine.' It has cured coughs and colds tor lorty years. . At druggists, Zo cents. The Washington Monument, in Wash ington, D. C, is the highest in the world. It towers 5do feet in the air, and is com posed of 18.000 blocks of marble, each two feet thick. Mrs. L. C. Glover, Vice-Pres ident Milwaukee, Wis., Business Woman's Association, is another one of the million women who have been restored to health by using Lydia E. Pinkham's Vege table Compound. " Dear Mrs. Pixkham : I was mar ried for several years and no children blessed my home. The doctor said I had a complication of female troubles and I could not have any children un less I could be cured. He tried to cure me, but after experimenting for sev eral months, my husband became dis gusted, and one night when wo noticed the testimonial of a woman who had been cured of similar trouble through the use of Lydia E. Pinkliam's Vegetable Compound, he went out and bought a bottle for me. I used your medicine for three and one-half months, improving steadily in health, and in - twenty-two months a child came. I cannot fully express the joy and thankfulness that is in my heart. Our home is a different place now,' aa we have something to live for, and all the credit is due to Jjydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com pound. Yours -very sincerely, Mbs. L. C Glotkb, 614 Grove St., Milwaukee, Wis." Vice President, Milwaukee Business Woman's Association. $sooO ftfelt If rtglmU f atee fetter prosing fvmiM CUES wHEIC ALL EtSf falU. Beat Cough Syrup. Taste Good. Da In time. Sold by druggists. HairVigor I 5r a BTORY FROlrt AN ABSTRACT. Farm Now In Kansas City Sold by Sen ' ator CocltreU in Boyhood. If Senator Francis Marion Cockrell could have foreseen when he was a boy that the great city of the Missouri valley would be built here at the junc tion of the Kaw and Missouri rivers be might now be a multimillionaire. In examining an abstract to a lot on Tracy, between Thirty-sixth and Thirty-seventh streets, R. J. Holmden, the attorney, made the discovery that Cockrell, in 1817, when he was a boy of 13, owned eighty acres there, and he sold it all for f 900. The lot which Mr. Holmden was looking up sold re cently for $5,000. ' The land. 640 acres of it, was deeded by the United States government! in- 1827 to the State of Missouri for semi nary purposes. The tract was all .of section 21, township 49, range 33. , In 1833 Joseph Cockrell, father of .tho Senator, bought eighty acres of it from the State! for $2.02 an acre. Mr. Cock rell died, and in 1847. when Francis Marion 'Cockrell was 13 years old. he petitioned the court, through his guar dian, to sell the. eighty acres. '- In his petition he said that he al ready, owned a farm in Wnrrensburg sufficiently large for his needs when he should become of age, and, besides, he said, the big storm of 1844, the year, of the great flood, had blown down all the trees on his eighty-acre tract in Jackson county and therefore it would be useless for him to hold it because, when he would come of age, the timber would be all dead. Hicks and Smart of Independence were Cock rell's lawyers. - The court granted his readiest and the land was bought by Joseph Brown for $900. Kansas City Star. " Storm Cannons. The storm cannons now in use along the southern side of the Alps, where damage from hailstorms during har vest time is imminent, look like a huge megaphone, such as boat-crew coaches use, and they are set, with their wide mouths gaping skywand, beside little houses that look like sentry boxes. When they are fired they boom like "sure enough" cannons, and send re verberating, echoing, boom-booms car roming about among the hillsides; but instead of a ball or shell, or other sim ilar projectile, they emit a ring of smoke which grows larger and larger as it ascends, until at last, before it breaks, it Is big enough to surround a ten-acre field. What the effect of a smoke ring upon a mischievously In tent cloud is I cannot exactly say, but instead of hail, only ram falls when the guns are used, and damage to crops is prevented. . riTO Permanently Cured, no nte or nervousness rl 10 after nrstday'suseofDr.KIIne'sGrsatNerve Restorer. Send for Free S3 trial bottle and treaties. Dr. B. H. Kline. lAd-.DV Arch St.. Philadelphia, Fa. The .Royal Color. Purple has always been considered the royal color. The ill-fated Charles was, however, at his own desire, crowned in a robe of white. Alrhone-h he was seriously reminded that of' the two exceptions to this rule, Richard II. and Henry VI. who wore white satin robes at their coronations; both had come to a violent end one at Ponte fract castle and one in the Tower, Charles I. was resolute in his decision. and, when, twenty-three years after ward, almost to a day, his body was conveyed to its grave through a heavy snowstorm, the superstitions could not help remarking that the third "white king" had suffered a violent death. Monkeys Eaten in Brazil. The savage tribes in the interior of Brazil are exceedingly fond of roast monkey. Humboldt estimated that one small tribe of 200 Indians consumed over 1,200 monkeys during a year. "It is said that' until recently monkey meat was for sale in the butcher shops of Rio Janeiro. Mr. Wallace, when In the Amazon region, had a monkey cut up and fried for breakfast. The flesh somewhat resembled rabbit in flavor and had no unpleasant or peculiar taste. OREQON ' PORTLAND ST. HELEN'S HALL A GIRL'S SCHOOL OF THE HIGHEST CLASd corps of teachers, location, build in); equipment the best. Send for cat alogue. Term Opens September 18, 19Q4 PRICES THAT TALK. Best galvanized standard wrought iron pipe inch. o.o per luu fe ;t. Best galvanized standard wrougni iron pipe, l incn, 7. per 100 feet. All sizes in black and galvanized Tine at lowest market prices. Wood pumps enpacity one barrel per minute, S. Rubber, leather and canvas Letting, hose and pacslng at wholesale prices. Write us lor your wants in the machinery line-. Irrigation plants a specialty. Relersoo Machinery Co., Port land, Oregon. v Dr. C. Gee Wo - WONDERFUL HOME TREATMENT 'This wonderful Chl w doctor Is called great because he cures people without opera tion tbat arc given up to die. He cures with tho. wonderful Chi niw herbs, roota, buds, barks and vegetables that are entirety un known to medical sci ence In. UllS CO IQITT. Through Ihoa. harmless remedies this - famous doctor knows th. actios of over 600 different rem edies, which be successfully uses In different diseases. He guarantees to cure cattarh, asth ma, lung, throat, rheumatism, nervousness, stomach, liver, kidneys, eLc ; has hundreds of testimonials. Charges moderate. Call and see him.- Patterns out of the city write for blanks and circulars. Send stamp. VUSHUlr 1'ATION VKE.IL. ADDitaMS - i The C Get Wo Chinese Medicine Co. 25 Alder Sc. Purdaud. Oregsa. Sf-Viuin i paper. p. N. u. No. 431904 WHEN writing; to advertise) ra pi I osentloa this paper. 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Mrs. Neighbors Some do it by stay ing at home and some by staying away. ' IS WHAT THEY SAY Method ex erience In pla:e your moutn comioit- cr-earest m ti.eend. well as you. Sundays from 9 to 1 Main 2029. mm, I ,.i f A. """"""UsSffig Washington - STACKERS Write for Catalogue and Prices PORTLAND OREGON Grocer it Co, who will advise where obtainable. Am l fx Jrv In I J lor Over I Thirty Years "