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, , j, .. .,' .. i ,i ., , Catarrh Whether It la 9t the nose, throat, stomacs, bowels, or more delicate organs, catarrh ! always debilitating and should never fail of attention. It is a discbarge from the mnconi mem brane when kept in a state of Inflammation by an impure, commonly acroroloas, con dition of Ahe blood. . ! f Hood's SarsapsurOIa Cares all forms of catarrh, radically and permanently It re mores the canse and overcomes all the effects. Get Hood's. Future Mandarins Wanted. Three of Sir Chentung's daughters are living, and the eldest. Miss Won Me), baa come to this country with her ' father and two small brothers. There ia a little family joke connected with the young woman's name, which doesn't detract, however, from the statement that girls are welcome In Intelligent Chinese households. Stil, to have future mandarins about the house, there must be boya. The first child in Sir Chetung's household was a little girL That was as it should be. But the second was a girl, too. Just for luck they named the sec ond baby Wun Mel, which means "Change." That is, Wun means change and Mei means the linteL That was a hint that the third baby should be a boy. But the stork flying about Kwang-Tung Province didn't take the hint. The third and fourth children were girls, too. "So the laugh was on us," said the Jolly Sir Cbentung as he finished the story of his daughter's name. . He can spring a purely Yankee Joke with Oriental gravity, and never misses an opportunity to do so. Charles A. Sei dell, in Pearson's Magazine. Old Man's Secret. Alpena, Mich., Bept. 5 (Special) Seventy-five yeare of age but hale and hearty ia Mr. Jerome K. Foamier of this place, and to those who ask the secret of his splendid health he gives the good advice "Use Dodd'a Kidney Pills." When asked for his reason for so strongly recommending . the Great American Kidney Remedy, Mr. Foam ier related the following experience: "I lecommend Dodd's - Kidney Pills because they cured me of Diabetes. I Buffered with my kidneys for a long time and Buffered terribly from those Urinary Troubles that are so general among aged people. "Then I started to use Dodd's Kid ney Pills and eight boxes of them cured my kidneys, regulated my water and made me feel like a hearty young man." Dodd's Kidney Pills make the old feel young because they make sound kidneys. Sound kidneys mean health and health is the other name for youth. Helping tbe Minister. Clara Was your fair a success? Dora Yes, indeed. The minister will have cause to be grateful. "How much was made?" "Nothing. The receipts were less than the expenses. But sixteen of us got en gaged, and the minister is to perform the ceremonies." Confidence of Youth, "Now that you are through college, remarked a friend of the youthful grad uate, what next "1 shall study medicine," was the grave reply. "But isn't that profession already over crowded asked the friend. Possibly," answered the graduate, conscious of his superior knowledge, "but I propose to tackle it just the same, and those who are already in the- profession will have to take their chances." 25e..50e..fI.M. All iirureits. for t. C. AYBR CO. Lowell. Mast Fer the Complexion. Oranges eaten before breakfast have a wonderfully beautifying effect on the complexion, and can do no harm If eaten in mod eration. Hot Water Drinkers. If you need to drink hot water pour it from one Jug to another a few times. This will aerate it, and remove that flat, insipid taste so objectionable. .ine Aiiaaay Kestuon't neglect the Aver's Pills ereattv aid recovery, xen minutes' rest aunng the day, with, fureiy vege-taoie, gently laxative the feet raised. It gives the whole body a great sense of repose, and works wonders in smoothing out the lines on the face. Ayer's Cherry Pectoral quiets tickling throats, hack ing coughs, pain in the lungs. It relieves congestion, sub Cherry Pectoral dues inflammation. It heals, strengthens. Your doctor will explain this to you. He knows all about this cough medicine. " Wa fam-ra nsed Ayerl Cherry Pectoral In oar family for 25 yean for throat and lung troubles, and we think no medicine equals it." MBS. A. POMtBOT, Appleton, Jlinn. Weak Throats To Relieve Earache. A very good remedy for relieving earache is to fill a little bag of soft flannel with salt, and make this very hot in the oven. lest it against your cheek to make sure it is not too hot, and then apply to the aching ear. A Sure Cure for Nasal Catarrh. Disolve a teaspoonful of boracic acid powder and a saltspoonful of salt In half a pint of boiling water. Use about three times a day, lukewarm, by pour ing a little into the palm of the hand and drawing through the nostril. tjure ror innuenza. it is not gen erally known that equal parts of new milk and lime water constitute one of j the best cures for influenza (surpass ing whisky, which is so much used), and in cases where there is fever the white of a raw egg will not only strengthen the patient, but will soothe the pain. Do not give the yolk, as that would Increase the fever. xnar, -urea reeling. if you are over-tired "too tired to sleep," as we sometimes say bathe the neck and temples with hot water. Bathe the back of the neck particularly. This Not an Exception. Saphead So youh-aw done think the clothes make the-aw-man, Miss Caus tique? Miss Caustique Well, they certainly didn't in your case, at least. PITA Permanently emrea. wo nu or nervousness HO after flrstday'suseofDr.Kline'sGreatNerve Restorer. Send for Free 82 trial bottle and treatise. AW. a. H. mine. Ltd.. S3r -Area St.. Philadelphia, Pa, Originality is simply a pair of fresh eyes. T. W. Higginson. Fiso's Cure is a remedy for coughs, colds and consumption. Try it. Price 25 cents, as druggists. One Man's Observation. Greening I read a paragraph in a medical journal the other day to the effect that people who sleep with their mouths closed live longest. Do you believe it? Browning I have no reason to doubt It. It is a well-known fact that people who keep their mouths shut while awake manage to dodge a Job lot of worry and trouble. Deafness Cannot Be Cored by local applications as they cannot reach the diseased portion of the ear. There is onlv one way to cure deamess, and that ia fey constitu tional remedies. Deafness is caused by an In flamed condition of the mucous lining of the Eustachian Tube. When this tube is inflamed you nave a rambling sound or imperfect hear ing, and when it is entirely closed, Deafness is the result, and unless the inflammation can be taken out and this tube restored to its normal condition, bearing will be destroyed forever; LnAma 4-u . uiue laws uutui leu are csuku oj -oaiarra, seems to relax the muscles and the which is nothing but an inflamed condition oi veins that suddIv the brain with blond, me-mucous sunaces. Lie down to sleep with peace, foe it will come surely. The same treatment will wonderfully refresh during the day. A headache may often be re lleved, even cured, by hot applications to the back of the neck. We will give One Hundred Dollars for any ease of Deafness (caused by catarrh) that can- uot be cured by Hall's Catarrh Cure. Send for circulars, free. r. j. vtixxim st uu., Toledo, O. Sold by Druggists, 75c. Hall's Family Pills are the best. About one-third of the weight of egg is solid nutriment. After crosses and losses men humbler and wiser. Franklin. grow Possibly. Miss Askerman Mr. Nuptal, the widower, has been , married twelve times. Miss Jlopeser Why don't he marry again? Miss Askerman rrobably he is su perstitious. Woman's Home Compan Ion. AB SOLUTE SECURITY, Genuine C arter s Little Liver Pills. Must Bear Signature of See Pac-Starils Wrapper Below. Terr aaTI ana aa ar te take asaagam. FOI KABACHE. FOR DIZZINESS. FOR BIUOUSRESS. FOR TORPID LIVER. FOR lOMSTIPATtOH. FOR SALLOW SKJR. FORTHECOHPLEJUOI una wiiriwjLnnTuwt TintiMiy sotrg mwC CARTERS rirmx IflVER CURE SICK HEADACHE. Z!SaKirr il In Mm. Sold by drawM. ' ff T.uiim,v.ir.i.M 2j Look After the Quiet Child. A child who Is always quiet should be watched carefully, for It is quite an unnatural state of affairs, and shows that something is wrong. Those who go much among the schools of the very poor know that It often means lassi tude from want of proper nourish ment If it occurs in the children of the better off it shows that vitality is low, and that for some reason or an other the food . is not giving the strength it should do. The Cry of "Fire" Is Dreaded. A general agent can secure control for this territory handling PYROCIDE, the dry chem ical fire extinguisher. "Adopted by the World's Fair and largest corporations. Highest merits Cost one tenth that of others. Manufactured by the WESTERN FIRE APPLIANCE CO., Inc., 916 Market Street, San Francisco. Canada is an Indian "collection of huts." word, meaning The best number bed is one. of persons to each THE ETERNAL WOMAN. HCeeley liouor-morphine-tobacco C FOR FULL PARTICULARS I Tut KEILEY INSTITUTE.- PORTLAND.OBI Consumption is four times as frequent in'families whose annual income is less than- $300 as it is in families receiving more than $1,200. KIM G OF; LOOD PURIFIERS "Can you see anything the matter with my throat?" asked the woman who was consulting the new lady phy-1 slcian. "lour throat? Goodness me:' ex claimed the lady doctor. "I had for gotten that. I was counting how many of your teeth were filled with gold and how many with amalgam." I Truth Comes Oat. "My dear Miss Gladys," said old Bullyon, "I love you dearly: but if my suit is not agreeable to you, please say so frankly and spare that ancient chestnut about being a sister to me.' "I am very sorry, Mr. Bullyon," an- Pffikham S Vegetable COfflDOUnd. swerea tne rair maia, "but l do not love you well enough to pose as your sister. However, I have no objection Mrs. Hughson, of Chicago, whose letter follows, is another woman in high position who owes her health to the use of Lydia E. to placing myself in a position to be come your widow at an early date." , Insurance in Russia. In Russia the native insurance com panies, who do the major portion of the country's business, insure the lives of single women and widows, but at a higher rate than those of men, and married women are only accepted in case their husbands are also insured. Inevitable. Lawson Hicks married his ideal woman. Dawson Poor Hicks t To think that all his dearest illusions should be shat tered rr-Somervllle Journal. Coat of Rnnntna? Gotham. It will cost only a little more than $100,000,000 to run the city of New York this year. Many a man wants . to deliver a Swift Kick, and Is not certain of his abUitr to deliver it. 1 Dear Mrs. Phtkham : I suffered for several years with general weakness and bearing-down pains, caused by womb trouble. My appetite was poor, and I would lie awake for hours, and could not sleep, until I seemed mora weary in the morning than when I re tired. After reading one of your adver tisements I decided to try the merits of Iijdia E. Pink ham's Vegetable Compound, and l am so glad l did. No one can describe the good it did me. I took three bottles faithfully, and be sides building up my general health, it drove all. disease and poison out of my body, and made me feel as spry and active as a young girL Mrs. Pinkham'a medicines are certainly all they are claimed to be." Mrs. M. E. Hughson, 847 East Ohio St-, Chicago, 111. $5000 forfait If original of oboe totter proving atmiino Mas cannot bi produced. More than a million women have re gained health by the use of Lydi E. PinkhamisVegetableCompound. If the slightest trouble appears 'Which you do not understand, write to Mrs. Pinkham, at JLynn. Mass., for her advice, and a few timely- words from her will show you the right thing to do. This advice costs you nothing, but it may mean life or happiness or both. Flirtation: Stella Did you buy a jobleman while yon were abroad? Bella No; merely shopped. Bx change. "Tonrem says It only takes a cent to run his auto a mile." ; "I always wondered what the scent was for." Cleveland Plain Dealer. - '' Maud I cut a fine figure on Broad way yesterday. Nell You did? Maud Yes. I . refused to speak to Mr. Tailormade. Princeton Tiger. "The Paddingtons are great on style, aren't they?" "They have no automo bile, have they?" "No, but they be long to a church that has a curate." Exchange. No doubt about it: He Is he a self-made man? She Oh, yes; he spells English the way it is pro nounced and pronounces French the way it is spelled. Judge. Madge What makes you think that handsome music teacher is mercen ary? Marjorie -He charges Dolly's father two dollars an hour for making love to her. Town Topics. 'I've got no use for the man who mixes business with religion." "No; but some of us would be better for mixing a little religion with our busi ness." Philadelphia Ledger. Patience That was the sixth time she's been married; and yet she looked nervous, didn't she? Patrice Ye3, poor girl; perhaps she's afraid it will be her last. Yonkers Statesman. Widow Wixen Yes; Henry died quite reconciled. I was at his bedside until the last moment Dumley (mean ing to be complimentary) Ah, that ao. counts for it Boston Transcript Mrs. Golightly This Is my new sixty-five-dollar bathing dress, my dear. What do you think of it? Go- lightly Think you got less for your money than any one I ever knew. Town Topics. Mistress Mary, go to the door at once. Some one has rung three times. Mary It's all right mum. It's only that young feller as is mashed on Miss Maud. Yer needn't be afraid of bis goin' away In a hurry. A teacher giving lessons on physical force asked, "Now, boys, can any of you tell me what force is it that moves people along the street?" He received from one of the boys the unexpected answer: "Please,-sir, the police." "Papa," said the romantic girl, Percy Pink placed the stamp in the lower left corner of the envelope. Does that mean anything?" "Sure," grunted her practical pa. 'What does mean?" "Silliness." Chicago News. "VU have you know, stranger, that belong to Chicago,"' said the Yankee. "'Deed an' wha'd hae thocht it?" quoth the skeptic Scot; "frae the wey ye've been speaking I thocht Chicago belonged tae you." Glasgow Evening iimes. She had sent off a telegram and was waiting for an answer." Sudden'y the peculiar halting click of the receiv ing machine sounded in the office, and she said to her companion: '"That's from George, I know; I can tell his stutter." "I suppose you'll take in the . St Louis fair?" said Mr. Staylate. "No,"' replied Miss Patience Gonne, making no effort to suppress a yawn. "Well," he continued, "I simply mu3t go "Oh, must you? It is late, isn't it? I'm so glad you called." Philadelphia Press. "I have been told," remarked the visitor in Salt Lake City, "that your lake is drying up. What Seems to be the cause?" "I ,guess, mister," said the native, "if you had as much salt in you as that there lake's got, you'd be gittin' purty dry, .too." Chicago Tribune. "That's my last canvas," said D'Auber: "I started that six months ago. You see, some days I paint away feverishly, forcefully, absorbedly, while on other days I cant' paint at all. "1 see," said Crittick; "you painted this on one of the other days." Phiia delphia Press. Noa susceptible to tillage: Mrs. Lakeside Oh, yes; some of those nar row, exclusive Eastern people say that Chicago isn't cultivated. Mr. Lake side H'mph! All the city is except the south , part, and that's too marshy. The land ain't worth cultivating." Brooklyn Life. Haven't you got a typewriter girl yet?" "No, I haven't been able to and one with dark red hair." "Eh? What's the Idea In that?" "Well, when I carry long hairs home from the office hereafter, I want them to be the same shade as my wife's." Catholic Stand ard and Times. Bowena Where did you say you cadght these lovely, fish ? Rupert Oh, dldnt' have a bite; a fellow sitting next to me caught these as fast as he could pull them In, and I gave him fifty cents for them. Rowena Rupert, do you feel well? You are getting so good you scare me. Tf s curious that women are never great poets or musicians," said Mr. -Meekton. "What did you say?" asked his wife. "I wau merely remarking that women are too sensible to squan der their energies on poetry and music to the extent that some men do." Washington Star. ' jm Jt'iM, 1 I I "No remedy ever yet discovered has met with such i r o o e tm . i t. :4.n.. :. pupuuu myvi as t3 u. w7. N xuc pcuuic cvajrniicio uiuni mi, and there are few homes where S.S.S. for tbe blood is net known, and used. It is superior in many ways to the ordi nary blood medicines. In the first place S. S. S. is a guaranteed purely vegetable compound," made exclusively of -medicinal roots selected for' their wonderful purifying and tonic properties that act upon the blood, purging it of impurities and restoring it 5to a healthy, natural condition. At the same time, under Its tonic effects the gen eral system improves, the sluggish organs are toned up, and renewed : strength and vigor and better health is the result. No bad after-effects follow the use of. S--S.. S., as- so often happens with blood medicines containing strong minerals, which derange the stomach and digestion and in other ways damage the system., For diseases of the blood, such as Chronic Sores,' Rheumatism, Catarrh, Scrofula, Boils and Pirn always keeps s. s. s. on hand. g E c o m a, Tetter, MonticeUo,Ark.,May2l,100S. Blood Poisons, and other aenttemen: For about twelve years X have troubles due to impure or been uaing- your S. S. S. aa a household remedy, bad Condition of the blood, I have taken, it as a tonie and appetizer, and be- no remecly acts so promptly Ueve there is none better. I have used it for my & ft thorourhlv as S ? 5 I children at various times for little kin eruptions, na lnofugniy as a. fc. boils and poisons cansd by playing-with weeda. It reaches deep-seated, 8. S. S. ia my standard, never mind what ia the long-Standing cases, Upon matter. If I use a bottle ol S. S. B. it tones np the which the ordinary potash ystem cleanses the.blood and makes me well and sarsaparilla compounds ag-ain. As an all-round family medicine I consider , . , S. S. B. the best remedy of the kind that have I nave noeiiect. liven where ever used, and generally keep it on hand as a f am- there is an hereditarv Uyremedy. MBS. V. O. WHITTINGTON. predisposition to dis'ease" S. S. S will search out and remove from the blood the fixed poison and build up the health ; it enriches and purifies weak, thin blood and stim ulates the circulation. Pure blood is essential to health. You can exist without good blood, but can never be robust and strong; for every organ, tissue and nerve in the body looks to the blood for nourishment, end unless this vital fluid is kept in a pure, healthy state, the rest of the body suffers and the system soon breaks down. Nature has pro vided in, S. S. S. a remedy for diseases of , the blood which long experience and a thorough test have proven superior to all others, ana the acknowledged King of Blood Purifiers." OUR MEDICAL DEPARTMENT, in charge of graduated physicians, is an important part of our business, maintained for the benefit of those who need advice or special information in regard to their case. Write us, and our physicians will advise you without charge. THE SWIFT SPECIFIC CO., ATLANTA, CAm POSITIONS GUARANTEED. Retort Courteous. "Say, why don't you keep yore logs I out nv my corn?" asked Silas Harix, 5,000 forfeit placed -with a National Bank to angrily. i make good any failure on our pare Catalogue Why don't yew keep yore corn out uv j lree- "rue my hogs?" iy. Queried Hiram Oatcake, calm- Beutel Business Collogo Tmcomm, Wamh. Mothers will find Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Byxup the best remedy to use for their children during the teething period. Willing to Oblige. ."No malaria about here, I suppose," said the prospective summer boarder. "Not enny," replied the rural landlord. "We ain't never had no call fer it; but ef thar's enny tew be had deown tew th'' village I recken ez heow we'll git it fer you." Columbia University Collegiate, Prepare tory, Commercial and Grammar Grade I U l ii v U .31 IY Courses. ! Boarding school for young men and boys. Box 322 University Park Station, Portland, Ore. Apply for Catalogue. To Break In New Shoes. Always shake in Allen's Foot-Ease, a powder. It cures hot, sweating, aching, swollen feet. PlIrpH ntTii a Intfrnwintr naila .. L..ninna A all druggists and shoe stores. 25c. Don't accept f wholesale prices. V rite u lor your wants any substitute. Samnle mailed FB.EK. Addresa I ln ne machinery line. Irrigation plants a Kelerson Machinery Co., Port- PRICES THAT TALK. Best galvanized standard wrought iron pipe ?i inch, $5.90 per 1UU feat: Best galvanized standard wrought iron pipe, 1 inch, $7.9 per 1U0 feet. All sizes in black and galvanized pipe at lowest market prices. Wood pumps' capacity one barrel per minute. $. Rubber. leather and canvas belting, hose and packing any substitute. Sample mailed FREE. Address ln 'ne, a Allpft 8. Olmstoil io Rn v specialty. ' ; . . Canse and Effect. "Green apples," remarked the man who had been reading the scientific page in a comic almanac, "are said to be aa excellent cholera preventive." . "Guess that's right," rejoined the drug clerk. "Anyway, it's a safe bet that persons who die from eating green apples will never be troubled with cholera." CASTOR I A V For Infants and Children. Ths Kind You Have Always Bought Bears the Signature of IB U Y Austen Chamberlain is 41 years old. but betrays no inclination for matrimony. His father. Joseph Chamberlain, has been married three times. V I F-ROIVI YOUR . P. N. U. No. 37--1904 ITXTHEN writing to advertisers please! Tf mention this paper. if DEALER rHEN 'writing to advertisers please mention tnis paper. "DID'IVT HURT A IS WHAT THEY SAY BIT 99 We can extract one or all your teeth with out hurting a bit, and put lu new teeth the same day it you desire. Our system of crown an-i bridge work is -imple, quick and painless. Dr. F. A. Blackmore will have charge of our Gresham office every Saturday. The doctor is a graduate and registered dentist, and we feel confident that he will treat the people right. Open evenings till 9 Sundays from 9 to 12 Phone Main 2029. DR. W. A. WiSa WISE BROS., Dentists 208-2" Faab" .fSjMMBS RUSSELL " THRESHERS "CYCLONE" ENGINES ' Write for Catalogue and Prices THE A. H. AVERILL MACHINERY CO. PORTLAND, OREGON. Ton Can Count Your Chickens Before They Are Hatched in a CHATHAM INCUBATOR. Everv fertle eee vou nut into a Chatham Incu bator will come out a healthy, sturdy chickr. That is the record the Chatham Incubator has made lor itself and the Chatham Breeder will bring them up better than the most motherly hen. There is big money to be made in raising chickens with a Chatham Incttbator. The farmer who overlooks this branch of his business is neglecting one of tne greatest profit producing actiinmenuoi nis iarm. The Pacific Coast is not producing enough chick- ' ens to supply tteir own wants. Chicken raising prontabie. . 1 OCR OFFER: We will sell yoa a Chatham In cubator on ti-ne. It will make many times Its. cost ' to vou. . We pay the freight. . Write me for our' Tnique Catalog and useful hints on poultry rais ing, (josts you nommg. xm uuw. ? . GEO. W. FOOTT Pact f to Coast Agent Box BO SACRAMEMTO, CAL.