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About Corvallis gazette. (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909 | View Entire Issue (June 3, 1904)
7 Hood's SarsapariQa is nnqtzestiona bly the greatest blood and liver medicine known. It positively and permanently cores every humor from Pimples to Scrofula. It is the Best Blood Medicine. A Cbnm of Sir Henry IrYlng. When Sir Henry Irving was staying lately at the Queen's Hotel. Manches ter, a small boy, about 6 years oil, son of William Mollison, a well-known member of Sir Henry's company, strayed Into his rooms one afternoon. Invited to make himself at home, and take some refreshment, he consumed a pear and a bottle of lemonade with apparent satisfaction. Then gazing steadfastly at his host, he said: "I do miss Phil May." "So do we all," said Sir Henry, gravely. "Yes, but I miss him most," pursued the child. "He was my chum." "Ah! that makes It very hard." said Sir Henry. There was a long pause, and then the little fellow asked very earnestly: "Will you be my chum now?" So they swore eternal friendship on the altar of Phil May's memory. Care for Backache. Randolph, Neb., May 30. Cedar Co. has seldom heard of a more wonder - ful case than that of Mrs. Lucy Nicb olla of this place. For a long time Mrs. Nicholla suffered with very severe pains in the back and almost instantly these pains left her. She has tried doctors and everything, . but nothing had helped her till she used Dodd's Kidney Pills. She says: "Dodd's Kidney Pills did me so much good I can't tell, it was so won derful. My back hurt me all the tone. I doctored and tried everything but did not feel any better. I thought my life was short on earth, but now I feel like a new person. I used one box of Dodd's Kidney Pills and I do not feel the slightest ache or pain. lean turn and twist any way without feeling it and I feel so proud of it I cannot hardly express my gratitude to Dodd's Kidney Pills for what they have done for me." Learning- In Oklahoma. Oklahoma has seven educational In stitutions of higher learning under con trol of the Territory, and many schools and colleges under' the supervision of religious denominations. The State has more than 250.000 children of school age, and 3,000 young men and women In the Institutions of higher learning. lev LI0UOR-MORPHINE-T0BACC0 Ufa iuuhi rtiunAriL.ni li vunu; run ruu. rwwivuiaiw -TWmitYIKSTITUTE.- POHTIA NPOWC, Facts and Figure a. For seventy-seven years the pay of a Congressman of the United States was $6 a day while in attendance upon a session and $6 for each twenty miles In going and coming. Double pay was granted to the Speaker of the House. The President's salary until 1873 was (25.000. when It was increased (for Grant's second term), to $50,000. The Vice President received $5,000, the chief Justice $4,000, and department heads less. In 1866 the pay of Sena tors and Representatives was raised to $5,000 a year, with mileage at 20 cents a mile going and coming. The salaries of the Speaker and Vice President were raised to $8,000. Delegate Jonah K. Kalanlanaole, of Hawaii, has to travel nearly 10,900 miles to get to Washing ton and back, and his mileage is $2,180. fUriTiHIIT7?ra.J 1 Ageable Preparationfor As similating the Food andBegula ting the Stomachs artlBawels of Promotes DigestiortCheerFur ness andRestContains neither Opiumforpiune nor Mineral. otKahcotic. Aperfecl Remedy- forCortsHpa Tion, Sour Stomach.Diarrhoea Worrns .Convulsions , Feverish nrss and Loss of Sleep. Facsimile Signature of NEW YORK. VJll 5i Hi exact cow or wBuasa. Kee - LEARN TO 8TAND STILL. How Beet to Get Acquainted with tne Wildwood Folic. If I were asked what thing, above all others, one must know how to do' In order to get acquainted with the wildwood folk, I should answer. Learn to stand stilL One night last summer I got .home rather late from a drive. I had left several cocks of hay spread out in the little meadow, and after supper, although it was already pretty damp, I took the fork, went down and cocked It Returning. I climbed by a narrow path through some pines and came out Into my pasture. It was a bright moonlight night, and leaning back upon the short-handled fork, I stopped in the shadows of the pines to took out over the softly lighted field. Off In the woods, a mile away, I heard the deep but mellow tones of two fox hounds. Day and night all summer long I had heard them, and all summer long I had hurried, now here, now there, hoping for a glimpse of the fox. But he always heard me and turned aside. The sound of the dogs was really musical. They were now crossing an open stretch leading into the meadow behind me. As I leaned listening, I heard a low, uneasy mur muring from a covey of quail sleeping in the brush beside the path, and be fore I had time to ask what it meant, a fox trotted up the path behind me and stopped in the edge of the shadows directly at my feet. I did not move a muscle. He sniffed at my dew-wet boots, backed away and looked me over curiously. I could havs touched him. Then he sat down, with Just his silver-tipped brush in the sil ver moonlight, to study me in earnest. The deep baying of the hounds was coming nearer. How often I had heard It, and how often exclaimed: "Poor little fox!" But here sat poor little fox. calmly wondering what kind of r, tTL , ' . , . 0 . . ... t will do us. Detroit Free Press, a stump he had run up against this i tjme Practical Aunt Do you think you I could only dimly see his eyes, but are qualified to become the wife of a his whole body said. "I can't make ltoor man. Sweet Girl Oh, yes; it s all out for it doesn't move. But if it eH. We are to live in a cottage, and doesn't move I'm not afraid." Then . he trotted to this side and to that for a better wind, half afraid, half curi ous. But his time was up. The dogs were yelping across the meadow on his warm trail. Giving me a half-unsatisfied look he dropped down the path di rectly towards the hounds, and sprang lightly off into the brush. The din of their own voices must have deafened the dogs, or they would have heard him. Round and round they circled, giving the fox ample time for the study of another '"stump" before they discovered that he had doubled down the path, and still longer time before they got across the wide scent less space of his side Jump, and once more fastened upon bis trail. Pitts burg Press. Small Coins Newer and Brighter. "Have you noticed the Improved quality of the coins now In circula tion?" asked the trolley car conductor as he pulled a handful of bright pen nies, nickels and dimes from his pock et for Inspection. "It's due to an effort on the part of the government to put better money into circulation by recalling the worn and shiny pieces from which the im pression of the die has become effaced. I've noticed for the past two years a steady improvement in this respect All the banking institutions now throw aside the coins that how decid ed traces of wear, and the treasury department redeems these with new ones. In England a soiled bank note Is unknown. The paper money is al ways new and crisp, being recalled before It becomes worn. It's getting to be that way in this country with our j small coins." Philadelphia Record. Ill Mm For Infants and Children. The Kind You Have Always Bought Bears the Signature of In Use For Over Thirty Years Q) 111 A A Hon TOT MeWMM MMMMfe Teacher Who was Joan of Arc? Pupil Why er Noah's wife." Princeton Tiger. Dyer How do you know be is hon est? Duell He declined a position in the Postofflce Department Life. An odd notice has been seen over a shop in Cairo: "I speak English and understand American." Exchange. - Just Help Himself: He If I tried to kiss you would you call for help? She Would you need it? Smart Set The Fly The moth seems very grouchy. The Roach Yes; he's been chewing the rag all day. Princeton Tiger. Naturally: "So you reached the town Just after the cyclone?" "Yes." "How did things look?" "Rather blew." Exchange. "Has your father a bad cold?" "No, Indeed. He is merely reading the Rus- sian-japanese war news aloud." Washington Star. ! Reporter Senator Bilkins has abso lutely nothing to say. Editor Well, ' boil it down. We are terribly crowd ed to-night Puck. Mr. SiDD Youne man. how dare vou SWBar bef0re my wife? Boy How : did I know your wife wanted to swear first? Chicago Dally News. Barker This is an age of high civ ilization. Parker Oh, I don't know; ' nearly everybody is discussing how ltUlOW aow m maae cottage puuuuig. "A great actor is usually wedded to his art, is he not?" "Yes," answered Mr. Stormlngton - Barns; "many of them are wedded. But there is a great deal of incompatibility." Washington jStar. j "Well, Robbie, you've got a new lit tle sister; she Just arrived this morn- I lng," said the proud father. "Do we get any trading stamps with her, pop?" asked little Robbie. Yonkers States man. Tramp I'd like to borry a medical almanac, mum. Housekeeper What for Tramp I wants ter see wot th' doctors recommend fer an empty feel in' in th' stummick. New York Weekly. Employer And now that we are en gaged to be married, I suppose I shall have to hire a new typewriter. Type writer Not at all, dear. I Bhall at tend to the hiring of your typewriters after this. Exchange. Toogood Jack, have you that two pounds I lent you the other day? Hard pusht Not all of It, old chap, but what I have left will do me a day or two longer. Very kind and thoughtful of you to Inquire, though. Going the Rounds: Miranda I ac cepted Mr. Mashleigh last night and he is going to get the engagement ring to-day. Muriel Oh, he already has it I returned to him this morning the one he gave me. Exchange. A Remedy: Grinder What! asleep at your desk, and work so pressing? Meekly Excuse me, sir, baby kept me awake all night Grinder Then you should have brought it with you to the office. Town and Country. Just a Hint: She Mamma Is aw fully thoughtful. He Indeed? She Yes, indeed. Why, for Instance, she would never think of coming into the parlor when I have a caller without first coughing. Minneapolis Journal. The Doctor's Successor. "What profession do you follow?" asked at torney for plaintiff. "The medical profession," the witness answered. "Are you a practicing physician?" "No, sir." "Then what do you mean by say ing you follow the medical profes sion?" "I am an undertaker, sir." Brooklyn Eagle. "Mister-Jedge," called out the col ored witness, after he had been -on the stand a full hour, "kin I say one word, suh?" "Yes." replied the judge; "what is it?" "Hit's des dis, suh; ef you'll des make de lawyers set down en keep still two minutes, en gimme a livin' chance. I'll whirl in en teil de truth." Atlanta Constitution. Played on the Piano. -Mother (re turning from a shopping tour) For goodness sake! What's the matter with little Willie? New Nurse-'Tis a bad boomp he got ma'am. Ye know, ye told me Oi was to let him play on the pianny, an' onct whin he was slldin on the top of it, he slid too far. Ma'am. Philadelphia Press. "Your children are so well behaved," said Mrs. Bindad to Mrs. Noah, after the Noah family had established itself on the slopes of Ararat "How do you compel them to act so nicely?" "Well," smiled Mrs. Noah, "ever since we made that trip in the ark, all their papa had to do is to threaten to take them to the next circus that comes along if they are not good." Life. , Dangerous examples: Mrs. Long (who recommended a servant) Yes, she was an excellent girl in every way, except she would Imitate me in dress, and things like that Miss Short Ah, yes, I noticed she began doing it when she came to me; but she's given it up now. Mrs. Long I'm glad to hear it I expect she saw she was making herself ridiculous. Punch. "Whyneae of the Whyfbre. Fred I always enjoy' conversing with a. spinster at a social gathering. Joe Because why? Fred She never bores one halt to death by talking about old times." To Break In New Shoes. Alwava shake in Allen' Foot-Ease, a powder. It care hot, sweating, aching, awollen feet. I vuni wrua, lufivwuif um muu uujuuiu. a. all druggists and shoe tores, S5c. Don't accept any substitute. Sample mailed FREK. address Allen 8. Olmsted, Le Roy, N. Y. Harmoalomi -Doctoral "They have called two doctors In for consultation." "And do the doctors agree?" . "I believe they ka-ve agreed upon the price." Philadelphia J.edger. Mothers will Bnd Mrs. Winafwa'a Soothing Syrup the beatremedy to use tor their children daring the teething period... To make silk that has been washed look like new put a teaspoonful of methy lated spirits to a pint in the - rinsing water and iron while damp. There If more Catarrh In this section of the country than all other diseases pat together, and until the last few years was supposed to be Incurable. For a great many years doctors pro nounced it a local disease, and. prescrl bed local remedies, and by constantly failing to cure with local treatment, pronounced it incurable. Science hss proven catarrh to be a constitu tional disease, and therefore requires constitu tional treatment. Hall's Catarrh Cure, manu factured by P. J. Cheney ft Co., Toledo, Ohio, is the only constitutional cure on the m arket. It la taken, internally in doses from 10 drops to a teaspoonful. It acts directly on the blood and mucous surfaces of the system. They offer one hundred dollars for any case It fails to cure. Bend for circulars and testimonials. Address, K. J. CHENBY ft CO., Toledo, O Sold by Drunrlsts, 75e. Hall's Family Pills are the best A mocroscopic examination of a hair will determine, with almost infallible certainty, to what kind of animal it be longed. - Piso'a Cure U a good cough medicine. It has cured coughs and colds for forty years. At druggists, 25 cents. A happy genius Is one who has had enough wealth left him to make it un necessary that he depend on his talents. TESTED AND TRUE QUARANTBED NOW! la the tine to USE IT. The Greeks had a female deity named Hygiela, whose duty It was, when properly propitiated, to keep the babies well; when she neglected her business, however, the deficiency was sometimes remedied by Meditrina, who restored the health of the little ones. fTn Permanently oared. io nu or nervousness rllU after first day's use of Dr.Kline's G reatNerre Restorer. Bend for Free trial bottle and treatise, fir. S. H. Kline. Ltd..W Arch St.. Philadelphia, Pa. Bound to Please. Young Lady I have prevailed on my father to allow you to paint my por trait; but he doesn't like your work. D'Auber Why not? -"He says it lacks repose." "Huh! He does, eh? Well, I'll paint you as The Sleeping Beauty,' and then see." ABSOLUTE SECURITY. Genuine Garter's Little Liver Pills. Must Bear Signature of See Fac-Simlle Wrapper Below. Ye7 mmaU. mm sta eaT to take as smgaz. CARTER'S FOR HEADACHE. FOR DIZZINESS. FOR BIUOUSHESS. iflVER 1 1 PILLS. FOR TORPID LIVER FOR CONSTIPATION. FOR SALLOW SKIN. FOR THE COMPLEXION . , oxRvraa must maw aioiiATUKc. tscSirt I Purely Vetahle-xg"- CURE SICK HEADACHE. THE NEW TDDTP A TTT ECONOMICAL IIVIVIVJI. X WAV Phillips Hydraulic Ram fevtW. . 3 jW.-""- 1 Write today for tree mxutrated book. COLUMBIA ENGINEERING WORKS 1 Tentli and Johnson Streets PQBTL&KO OREEOI 9 'JF 111 1 p.1 ' HI1C aafUCur Ail titc C1.IC Bert Cough Syrup. Taste Good. Um In tim. Sold br drrurtrtfita. I 8 wJ-25 ) SOCIETY WRECKED HER Llrt. In Society. A woman in society is obliged to keep late hours. She must attend re ceptions and balls. She seldom allows herself a quiet evening at home. Her whole time is taken up in keeping en gagements or entertaining in her own home. Her system becomes completely run down as a consequence. She soon finds herself in a condition known as sys temic catarrh. This has also been called catarrhal nervousness. If every society woman could know the value of Feruna at such a time, if they could realize the invigorating, strengthening effect that Feruna would have, how much misery could De avoided. Letters from society women all over the United States testify to the fact that Peruna is the tonic for a run down, depleted nervous system. Well Drilling IVIachlnes Ma4e strong and durable for hard rock drilling. Also gasoline and steam en gines. Write for prices and catalogs of anything in the machinery line. REIERSON MACHINERY CO. PORTLAND OREuON HOOD RIVER Strawberries Are famous for size, beauty, flavor and shipping qualities. Dealers can send in their orders for the number of crates they want expressed each day of the week and we -will book them. Quotations and information furnished on applica tion. Supply your customers with the best Strawberries grown by ordering of Fruit Growers' Union HOOD RIVER OREGON DO YOUR JAWS ACME? Perhaps It's Plate trouble is a common thing, and there are various kinds of it. Many plates never were right. Others are properly made, bm the mouth is not put in proper condition :or wearing the plate. If yonr plates are in any way unsatisfactory we will be glad to make an examination and tell you the vauss of trouble. We extract teeth wholly without pain an 1 all work is at lower than teasonable rates. Extracting free when plates or bridges ar3 ordered. Bnnnnn ...annnnnnnnnnsl UK. V. A. loc WISE BROS., Dentists upen evening till 9 Sundays RUSSELL HIGH GRADE MACHINERY ENGINES BOILERS SAW MILLS The A. H. Averill Machinery Co., "BEE LINE" BUGGIES. jffMitlU BUGGIES. WE GUARANTEE THEM. MITCHELL, LEWIS & STAVER CO. SEATTLE SPOKANE BOISE PORTLAND, OREGON Tired, Nervous, Aching, Trembling, Sleepless, Bloodless. Pe-ru-na Renovates, Regulates, Re stores. A Pretty New York Woman's Re ' covery the Talk of tier Numerous Friends. Mrs. J. . Finn, 83 East street, Buffalo, N. Y., writes; High reuna Medicine Co., Columbus, , Ohio. Gentlemen: "A Jew years ago I had to give up social life entirely, as my health was completely broken down. . The doctor advised a complete rest for a year. As this was out of the ques tion for a time, I began to look for some other means of restoring my health. . "I had of ten heard of Feruna as an ex cellent tonic, so I bought a bottle to see what it would do for me, and it certainly took hold of my system and rejuvinated me, and in less than two months I was in perfect health, and now when I feel worn out or tired a dose or two of Peruna is all that I need." Mrs. J. E. Finn. Mrs. J. W. Reynolds, Elkton. Ohio, writes: "I owe my health and life to Peruna. We rarely call in a physician, in fact it has been years since I have taken any other medicine than yours. I am afraid of drugs, and although I have been sick many times I have taken only your medicines. They are wonderful indeed. We have a very large house and entertain a great deal and I do all my own work, thanks to Peruna." Mrs. J. W. Reynolds. Free Treatment for Women. Any woman wishing to be placed on the list of Dr. Hartman's patients for free home treatment and advice should immediately send name and symptoms, duration of disease and treatment al ready tried. Directions for the first month's treatment will be promptly mailed free of charge. No free medi cine will be supplied by the doctor, but all necessary directions will be fur nished. Read what the above ladies have to say of Preuna as a cure for these cases. Address Dr. Hartman, President of The Hartman Sanitarium, Columbus, Ohio. Dr. C. Gee Wo WONDERFUL HOME TREATMENT This wondsrfnl Chi nese doctor Is called great because h cares people without opera lion that are glTeu up 10 die. He cures with those wonderful Chi nese herbs, roota, buds, barks and regetablea that are entirely un known to mftdlcal sci ence In this 00 in try. Through the use of those harmless remedies this famous doctor knows the action or over 600 different rem edies, which he successfully uses In different diseases. He guarantees to cure cattarh, asth ma, lung, throat, rheumatism, Dervousness, stomach, liver, kidneys, etc : has hundreds of testimonials. Charges moderate. Call and see him. Patients out of the city write for blanks and circular. Rend stamp. COJfSUIr TATION FHBE. ADDKUISs The C Gee Wo Chinese Medicine Co. 253 Alder St., PnrtlanJ, Oregon. SarMeuuou paper. P. N. U. No. 231904. 3 HEN' writing; to advertisers plei mention this paper. Plato Trouble. 208-213 FaHlnK brtlnd, 66s 3d & Washington Sts. from 9 to 12 Oregon. Main THRESHERS STACKERS Write for Catalogue and Prices PORTLAND OREGON' GIVE BETTER satisfaction than anything on the market at any thing like the price, because they are made of good material to st inii "Oregon roads" iron corners on bodies, braces on shafts, heavy second growth wheels, screwed rims. If you want to feel sure that you are getting your money's worth, ask for a "Bee line" or a Mitchell Buggy.
