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Hood's
SarsapariQa is nnqtzestiona
bly the greatest blood and
liver medicine known. It
positively and permanently
cores every humor from
Pimples to Scrofula. It is
the Best
Blood Medicine.
A Cbnm of Sir Henry IrYlng.
When Sir Henry Irving was staying
lately at the Queen's Hotel. Manches
ter, a small boy, about 6 years oil,
son of William Mollison, a well-known
member of Sir Henry's company,
strayed Into his rooms one afternoon.
Invited to make himself at home, and
take some refreshment, he consumed a
pear and a bottle of lemonade with
apparent satisfaction. Then gazing
steadfastly at his host, he said:
"I do miss Phil May."
"So do we all," said Sir Henry,
gravely.
"Yes, but I miss him most," pursued
the child. "He was my chum."
"Ah! that makes It very hard." said
Sir Henry.
There was a long pause, and then
the little fellow asked very earnestly:
"Will you be my chum now?" So
they swore eternal friendship on the
altar of Phil May's memory.
Care for Backache.
Randolph, Neb., May 30. Cedar
Co. has seldom heard of a more wonder
- ful case than that of Mrs. Lucy Nicb
olla of this place. For a long time
Mrs. Nicholla suffered with very severe
pains in the back and almost instantly
these pains left her. She has tried
doctors and everything, . but nothing
had helped her till she used Dodd's
Kidney Pills. She says:
"Dodd's Kidney Pills did me so
much good I can't tell, it was so won
derful. My back hurt me all the tone.
I doctored and tried everything but did
not feel any better. I thought my life
was short on earth, but now I feel like
a new person. I used one box of
Dodd's Kidney Pills and I do not feel
the slightest ache or pain. lean turn
and twist any way without feeling it
and I feel so proud of it I cannot hardly
express my gratitude to Dodd's Kidney
Pills for what they have done for me."
Learning- In Oklahoma.
Oklahoma has seven educational In
stitutions of higher learning under con
trol of the Territory, and many schools
and colleges under' the supervision of
religious denominations. The State
has more than 250.000 children of
school age, and 3,000 young men and
women In the Institutions of higher
learning.
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Ufa iuuhi rtiunAriL.ni li vunu;
run ruu. rwwivuiaiw -TWmitYIKSTITUTE.-
POHTIA NPOWC,
Facts and Figure a.
For seventy-seven years the pay of
a Congressman of the United States
was $6 a day while in attendance upon
a session and $6 for each twenty miles
In going and coming. Double pay was
granted to the Speaker of the House.
The President's salary until 1873 was
(25.000. when It was increased (for
Grant's second term), to $50,000. The
Vice President received $5,000, the
chief Justice $4,000, and department
heads less. In 1866 the pay of Sena
tors and Representatives was raised to
$5,000 a year, with mileage at 20 cents
a mile going and coming. The salaries
of the Speaker and Vice President were
raised to $8,000. Delegate Jonah K.
Kalanlanaole, of Hawaii, has to travel
nearly 10,900 miles to get to Washing
ton and back, and his mileage is $2,180.
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- LEARN TO 8TAND STILL.
How Beet to Get Acquainted with tne
Wildwood Folic.
If I were asked what thing, above
all others, one must know how to do'
In order to get acquainted with the
wildwood folk, I should answer. Learn
to stand stilL One night last summer
I got .home rather late from a drive.
I had left several cocks of hay spread
out in the little meadow, and after
supper, although it was already pretty
damp, I took the fork, went down and
cocked It Returning. I climbed by a
narrow path through some pines and
came out Into my pasture. It was a
bright moonlight night, and leaning
back upon the short-handled fork, I
stopped in the shadows of the pines to
took out over the softly lighted field.
Off In the woods, a mile away, I
heard the deep but mellow tones of
two fox hounds. Day and night all
summer long I had heard them, and all
summer long I had hurried, now here,
now there, hoping for a glimpse of the
fox. But he always heard me and
turned aside. The sound of the dogs
was really musical. They were now
crossing an open stretch leading into
the meadow behind me. As I leaned
listening, I heard a low, uneasy mur
muring from a covey of quail sleeping
in the brush beside the path, and be
fore I had time to ask what it meant,
a fox trotted up the path behind me
and stopped in the edge of the shadows
directly at my feet.
I did not move a muscle. He sniffed
at my dew-wet boots, backed away and
looked me over curiously. I could havs
touched him.
Then he sat down, with
Just his silver-tipped brush in the sil
ver moonlight, to study me in earnest.
The deep baying of the hounds was
coming nearer. How often I had heard
It, and how often exclaimed: "Poor
little fox!" But here sat poor little
fox. calmly wondering what kind of r, tTL ,
' . , . 0 . . ... t will do us. Detroit Free Press,
a stump he had run up against this i
tjme Practical Aunt Do you think you
I could only dimly see his eyes, but are qualified to become the wife of a
his whole body said. "I can't make ltoor man. Sweet Girl Oh, yes; it s all
out for it doesn't move. But if it eH. We are to live in a cottage, and
doesn't move I'm not afraid." Then .
he trotted to this side and to that for
a better wind, half afraid, half curi
ous. But his time was up. The dogs were
yelping across the meadow on his
warm trail. Giving me a half-unsatisfied
look he dropped down the path di
rectly towards the hounds, and sprang
lightly off into the brush.
The din of their own voices must
have deafened the dogs, or they would
have heard him. Round and round they
circled, giving the fox ample time for
the study of another '"stump" before
they discovered that he had doubled
down the path, and still longer time
before they got across the wide scent
less space of his side Jump, and once
more fastened upon bis trail. Pitts
burg Press.
Small Coins Newer and Brighter.
"Have you noticed the Improved
quality of the coins now In circula
tion?" asked the trolley car conductor
as he pulled a handful of bright pen
nies, nickels and dimes from his pock
et for Inspection.
"It's due to an effort on the part of
the government to put better money
into circulation by recalling the worn
and shiny pieces from which the im
pression of the die has become effaced.
I've noticed for the past two years a
steady improvement in this respect
All the banking institutions now
throw aside the coins that how decid
ed traces of wear, and the treasury
department redeems these with new
ones. In England a soiled bank note
Is unknown. The paper money is al
ways new and crisp, being recalled
before It becomes worn. It's getting
to be that way in this country with our j
small coins." Philadelphia Record.
Ill
Mm
For Infants and Children.
The Kind You Have
Always Bought
Bears the
Signature
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Teacher Who was Joan of Arc?
Pupil Why er Noah's wife."
Princeton Tiger.
Dyer How do you know be is hon
est? Duell He declined a position in
the Postofflce Department Life.
An odd notice has been seen over a
shop in Cairo: "I speak English and
understand American." Exchange. -
Just Help Himself: He If I tried
to kiss you would you call for help?
She Would you need it? Smart Set
The Fly The moth seems very
grouchy. The Roach Yes; he's been
chewing the rag all day. Princeton
Tiger.
Naturally: "So you reached the town
Just after the cyclone?" "Yes." "How
did things look?" "Rather blew."
Exchange.
"Has your father a bad cold?" "No,
Indeed. He is merely reading the Rus-
sian-japanese war
news aloud."
Washington Star. !
Reporter Senator Bilkins has abso
lutely nothing to say. Editor Well, '
boil it down. We are terribly crowd
ed to-night Puck.
Mr. SiDD Youne man. how dare vou
SWBar bef0re my wife? Boy How :
did I know your wife wanted to swear
first? Chicago Dally News.
Barker This is an age of high civ
ilization. Parker Oh, I don't know;
' nearly everybody is discussing how
ltUlOW aow m maae cottage puuuuig.
"A great actor is usually wedded to
his art, is he not?" "Yes," answered
Mr. Stormlngton - Barns; "many of
them are wedded. But there is a great
deal of incompatibility." Washington
jStar.
j "Well, Robbie, you've got a new lit
tle sister; she Just arrived this morn-
I lng," said the proud father. "Do we
get any trading stamps with her, pop?"
asked little Robbie. Yonkers States
man.
Tramp I'd like to borry a medical
almanac, mum. Housekeeper What
for Tramp I wants ter see wot th'
doctors recommend fer an empty feel
in' in th' stummick. New York
Weekly.
Employer And now that we are en
gaged to be married, I suppose I shall
have to hire a new typewriter. Type
writer Not at all, dear. I Bhall at
tend to the hiring of your typewriters
after this. Exchange.
Toogood Jack, have you that two
pounds I lent you the other day? Hard
pusht Not all of It, old chap, but what
I have left will do me a day or two
longer. Very kind and thoughtful of
you to Inquire, though.
Going the Rounds: Miranda I ac
cepted Mr. Mashleigh last night and
he is going to get the engagement ring
to-day. Muriel Oh, he already has it
I returned to him this morning the one
he gave me. Exchange.
A Remedy: Grinder What! asleep
at your desk, and work so pressing?
Meekly Excuse me, sir, baby kept me
awake all night Grinder Then you
should have brought it with you to the
office. Town and Country.
Just a Hint: She Mamma Is aw
fully thoughtful. He Indeed? She
Yes, indeed. Why, for Instance, she
would never think of coming into the
parlor when I have a caller without
first coughing. Minneapolis Journal.
The Doctor's Successor. "What
profession do you follow?" asked at
torney for plaintiff. "The medical
profession," the witness answered.
"Are you a practicing physician?" "No,
sir." "Then what do you mean by say
ing you follow the medical profes
sion?" "I am an undertaker, sir."
Brooklyn Eagle.
"Mister-Jedge," called out the col
ored witness, after he had been -on the
stand a full hour, "kin I say one word,
suh?" "Yes." replied the judge; "what
is it?" "Hit's des dis, suh; ef you'll
des make de lawyers set down en keep
still two minutes, en gimme a livin'
chance. I'll whirl in en teil de truth."
Atlanta Constitution.
Played on the Piano. -Mother (re
turning from a shopping tour) For
goodness sake! What's the matter
with little Willie? New Nurse-'Tis
a bad boomp he got ma'am. Ye
know, ye told me Oi was to let him
play on the pianny, an' onct whin he
was slldin on the top of it, he slid too
far. Ma'am. Philadelphia Press.
"Your children are so well behaved,"
said Mrs. Bindad to Mrs. Noah, after
the Noah family had established itself
on the slopes of Ararat "How do you
compel them to act so nicely?" "Well,"
smiled Mrs. Noah, "ever since we
made that trip in the ark, all their
papa had to do is to threaten to take
them to the next circus that comes
along if they are not good." Life.
, Dangerous examples: Mrs. Long
(who recommended a servant) Yes,
she was an excellent girl in every
way, except she would Imitate me in
dress, and things like that Miss
Short Ah, yes, I noticed she began
doing it when she came to me; but
she's given it up now. Mrs. Long
I'm glad to hear it I expect she saw
she was making herself ridiculous.
Punch.
"Whyneae of the Whyfbre.
Fred I always enjoy' conversing with
a. spinster at a social gathering.
Joe Because why?
Fred She never bores one halt to
death by talking about old times."
To Break In New Shoes.
Alwava shake in Allen' Foot-Ease, a powder.
It care hot, sweating, aching, awollen feet. I
vuni wrua, lufivwuif um muu uujuuiu. a.
all druggists and shoe tores, S5c. Don't accept
any substitute. Sample mailed FREK. address
Allen 8. Olmsted, Le Roy, N. Y.
Harmoalomi -Doctoral
"They have called two doctors In for
consultation."
"And do the doctors agree?" .
"I believe they ka-ve agreed upon the
price." Philadelphia J.edger.
Mothers will Bnd Mrs. Winafwa'a Soothing
Syrup the beatremedy to use tor their children
daring the teething period...
To make silk that has been washed
look like new put a teaspoonful of methy
lated spirits to a pint in the - rinsing
water and iron while damp.
There If more Catarrh In this section of the
country than all other diseases pat together,
and until the last few years was supposed to be
Incurable. For a great many years doctors pro
nounced it a local disease, and. prescrl bed local
remedies, and by constantly failing to cure
with local treatment, pronounced it incurable.
Science hss proven catarrh to be a constitu
tional disease, and therefore requires constitu
tional treatment. Hall's Catarrh Cure, manu
factured by P. J. Cheney ft Co., Toledo, Ohio, is
the only constitutional cure on the m arket. It
la taken, internally in doses from 10 drops to a
teaspoonful. It acts directly on the blood and
mucous surfaces of the system. They offer one
hundred dollars for any case It fails to cure.
Bend for circulars and testimonials.
Address, K. J. CHENBY ft CO., Toledo, O
Sold by Drunrlsts, 75e.
Hall's Family Pills are the best
A mocroscopic examination of a hair
will determine, with almost infallible
certainty, to what kind of animal it be
longed. -
Piso'a Cure U a good cough medicine.
It has cured coughs and colds for forty
years. At druggists, 25 cents.
A happy genius Is one who has had
enough wealth left him to make it un
necessary that he depend on his talents.
TESTED AND TRUE QUARANTBED
NOW! la the tine to USE IT.
The Greeks had a female deity
named Hygiela, whose duty It was,
when properly propitiated, to keep the
babies well; when she neglected her
business, however, the deficiency was
sometimes remedied by Meditrina, who
restored the health of the little ones.
fTn Permanently oared. io nu or nervousness
rllU after first day's use of Dr.Kline's G reatNerre
Restorer. Bend for Free trial bottle and treatise,
fir. S. H. Kline. Ltd..W Arch St.. Philadelphia, Pa.
Bound to Please.
Young Lady I have prevailed on my
father to allow you to paint my por
trait; but he doesn't like your work.
D'Auber Why not?
-"He says it lacks repose."
"Huh! He does, eh? Well, I'll paint
you as The Sleeping Beauty,' and then
see."
ABSOLUTE
SECURITY.
Genuine
Garter's
Little Liver Pills.
Must Bear Signature of
See Fac-Simlle Wrapper Below.
Ye7 mmaU. mm sta eaT
to take as smgaz.
CARTER'S
FOR HEADACHE.
FOR DIZZINESS.
FOR BIUOUSHESS.
iflVER
1 1 PILLS.
FOR TORPID LIVER
FOR CONSTIPATION.
FOR SALLOW SKIN.
FOR THE COMPLEXION
. , oxRvraa must maw aioiiATUKc.
tscSirt I Purely Vetahle-xg"-
CURE SICK HEADACHE.
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SOCIETY WRECKED HER Llrt.
In Society.
A woman in society is obliged to
keep late hours. She must attend re
ceptions and balls. She seldom allows
herself a quiet evening at home. Her
whole time is taken up in keeping en
gagements or entertaining in her own
home.
Her system becomes completely run
down as a consequence. She soon finds
herself in a condition known as sys
temic catarrh. This has also been
called catarrhal nervousness.
If every society woman could know
the value of Feruna at such a time,
if they could realize the invigorating,
strengthening effect that Feruna would
have, how much misery could De
avoided.
Letters from society women all over
the United States testify to the fact
that Peruna is the tonic for a run
down, depleted nervous system.
Well Drilling IVIachlnes
Ma4e strong and durable for hard rock
drilling. Also gasoline and steam en
gines. Write for prices and catalogs of
anything in the machinery line.
REIERSON MACHINERY CO.
PORTLAND OREuON
HOOD RIVER
Strawberries
Are famous for size, beauty, flavor and
shipping qualities. Dealers can send
in their orders for the number of crates
they want expressed each day of the week
and we -will book them. Quotations
and information furnished on applica
tion. Supply your customers with the
best Strawberries grown by ordering of
Fruit Growers' Union
HOOD RIVER OREGON
DO YOUR JAWS ACME?
Perhaps It's
Plate trouble is a common thing, and there
are various kinds of it. Many plates never
were right. Others are properly made, bm
the mouth is not put in proper condition
:or wearing the plate.
If yonr plates are in any way unsatisfactory
we will be glad to make an examination
and tell you the vauss of trouble.
We extract teeth wholly without pain an 1
all work is at lower than teasonable rates.
Extracting free when plates or bridges ar3
ordered.
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WISE BROS., Dentists
upen evening till 9 Sundays
RUSSELL HIGH GRADE MACHINERY
ENGINES
BOILERS
SAW
MILLS
The A. H. Averill Machinery Co.,
"BEE LINE" BUGGIES.
jffMitlU BUGGIES. WE GUARANTEE THEM.
MITCHELL, LEWIS & STAVER CO.
SEATTLE SPOKANE BOISE PORTLAND, OREGON
Tired, Nervous, Aching, Trembling,
Sleepless, Bloodless.
Pe-ru-na Renovates, Regulates, Re
stores. A Pretty New York Woman's Re
' covery the Talk of tier
Numerous Friends.
Mrs. J. . Finn, 83 East
street, Buffalo, N. Y., writes;
High
reuna Medicine Co., Columbus, , Ohio.
Gentlemen: "A Jew years ago I had
to give up social life entirely, as my
health was completely broken down. .
The doctor advised a complete rest for
a year. As this was out of the ques
tion for a time, I began to look for
some other means of restoring my
health. .
"I had of ten heard of Feruna as an ex
cellent tonic, so I bought a bottle to
see what it would do for me, and it
certainly took hold of my system and
rejuvinated me, and in less than two
months I was in perfect health, and
now when I feel worn out or tired a
dose or two of Peruna is all that I
need." Mrs. J. E. Finn.
Mrs. J. W. Reynolds, Elkton. Ohio,
writes:
"I owe my health and life to Peruna.
We rarely call in a physician, in fact
it has been years since I have taken
any other medicine than yours. I am
afraid of drugs, and although I have
been sick many times I have taken only
your medicines. They are wonderful
indeed. We have a very large house
and entertain a great deal and I do all
my own work, thanks to Peruna."
Mrs. J. W. Reynolds.
Free Treatment for Women.
Any woman wishing to be placed on
the list of Dr. Hartman's patients for
free home treatment and advice should
immediately send name and symptoms,
duration of disease and treatment al
ready tried. Directions for the first
month's treatment will be promptly
mailed free of charge. No free medi
cine will be supplied by the doctor, but
all necessary directions will be fur
nished. Read what the above ladies have to
say of Preuna as a cure for these cases.
Address Dr. Hartman, President of
The Hartman Sanitarium, Columbus,
Ohio.
Dr. C. Gee Wo
WONDERFUL
HOME
TREATMENT
This wondsrfnl Chi
nese doctor Is called
great because h cares
people without opera
lion that are glTeu up
10 die. He cures with
those wonderful Chi
nese herbs, roota, buds,
barks and regetablea
that are entirely un
known to mftdlcal sci
ence In this 00 in try. Through the use of
those harmless remedies this famous doctor
knows the action or over 600 different rem
edies, which he successfully uses In different
diseases. He guarantees to cure cattarh, asth
ma, lung, throat, rheumatism, Dervousness,
stomach, liver, kidneys, etc : has hundreds of
testimonials. Charges moderate. Call and
see him. Patients out of the city write for
blanks and circular. Rend stamp. COJfSUIr
TATION FHBE. ADDKUISs
The C Gee Wo Chinese Medicine Co.
253 Alder St., PnrtlanJ, Oregon.
SarMeuuou paper.
P. N. U.
No. 231904.
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HEN' writing; to advertisers plei
mention this paper.
Plato Trouble.
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THRESHERS
STACKERS
Write for Catalogue
and Prices
PORTLAND
OREGON'
GIVE BETTER satisfaction than
anything on the market at any
thing like the price, because they
are made of good material to st inii
"Oregon roads" iron corners on bodies,
braces on shafts, heavy second growth
wheels, screwed rims.
If you want to feel sure that you are
getting your money's worth, ask for a
"Bee line" or a Mitchell Buggy.