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Spring Medicine I There is no other season when good medicine Is so much needed as in the Spring. 01 The blood is impure, -weak and Impoverished a condition indicated by pimples and other eruptions on the face and body, by deficient vitality, loss of appetite, lack of strength, and want of animation. Hood's Sarsaparilla and Pills Hake the blood pare, vigorous and rich, create appetite, give vitality, strength and animation, and cure all eruptions. Have the whole family begin to take them today. "Hood's Sarsaparilla has been used In oar family for some time, and always with good results. Last spring I was all run down.and got a bottle of it, and as usual received great benefit." Hiss Bzulak Boxes, Stowe, Vt. ' Hood's Sarsaparilla promises to ure and keeps the promise Getting; Hid of Matilda. Conjurer (pointing to his cabinet) Ladies and gentleman, I now call your attention to the great illusion of the evening. I will ask any lady In the audience to step on the stage and enter the cabinet. I will then close the door. When I open It again the lady will have disappeared, leaving no trace. Husband (to his wife) Matilda, my love, do oblige the gentleman and walk up. Answers. , Mothers will find Mrs. Winslows's Soothing Byrup the best remedy to use for their children during the teething period.. A huge sunfish, the largest ever seen, was recently captured near Santa Cata lina Island, off the coast of California. It weighed about 1,900 pounds. CASTOR I A For Infants and Children. The Kind You Have Always Bought Bears the Signature of Early Eruptions of Vesuvius. The most recent excavation shows that Vesuvius began its work as a conservator of antiquity earlier than the memorable year A. D. 79. During the excavations in the valley of the Sarno, near San Marzano, some most Interesting antiquities have come to light. These had been covered up by a volcanic 'deposit about '6 feet thick, which points to an eruption of Vesu vius which must have taken place in the seventh century before Christ. The relics include Greek burying place, archaic Italian tombs and various bronzes and terra cottas. IwKeeley liouor-morphine-tobacco I lr HABITS PERMANENTLY CURED FOR FULL PARTICULARS IftlLEY INSTITUTE.- POHTLANP.OgE, A Little Mistake. Young Lady What is the price of that bicycle costume? Dealer That is not a bicycle costume, miss; it's a suit of sanitary underwear. FITS Boston Permanently uarea. wo nta or nervonsneat after first day's use of Dr.K line's Great Nerve Storer. Send for Fp..B9 trial tvittlAAnri t.KULtta. Sr. K. H. Kline, Ltd..W Arch St.. Philadelphia, Pa, Another Long-Pelt Want. Tough Have yer got pull enough in Washington to git a patent fer me? Patent Lawyer What is your inven tion? Tough It's a pneumatic tire fer per lice clubs. BLOOD PURIFIERS No remedy ever vet discovered popular favor as S. S. S. The people everywhere indorse it, and there ara few homes where S. S. S. or the blood is not known and used. It is superior in many ways to the ordi nary blood medicines. In the first place S. S. S. is a guaranteed ourelv vegetable compound, made exclusively of medicinal roots selected for their wonderful purifying and tonic properties that act upon the blood, purging it of impurities and restoring it to a healthy, natural condition. At the same time, under its tonic effects the gen eral system improves, the sluggish organs are toned up, and renewed strength and vigor and better health is the result. No bad after-effects follow the use of S. S. S., as so often happens with blood medicines containing strong minerals, which derange the stomach and digestion and in other ways damage the system. For diseases of the blood, such as Chronic Sores, Rheumatism, Catarrh, Scrofula, Boils and Pim- ALWAYS KEEPS S. S. S. ON HAND. g' E "e a Tetter. MonticeUo,Ark.,May8l,1903. J J"? ?nd ther Oentlemen:-For about twelve years I have troubles due to impure or been uain- your S. S.S.ut household remedy, bad condition of the blood, X have taken it as a tonic and appetiser, and be- no remedy acts so promptly lleve there is none better. I have used it for my d thoroughly as S. S. S. children at various times for little akin eruptions, j . , boils and poisons caused by playing- with weeds. ft reaches deep-seated, 8. S. S. ia xny standard, never mind what is the long-standing cases, upon matter. If J use a bottle ot S. S. S. it tones up the which the ordinary potash ystem, cleanses the blood and makes me well and sarsaparilla compounds ae-ain. As ajaaJl-round family medicine I consider , r s. B. s.the best remedy of the kind that have I have no effect. Even where ever need, and generally keep it on hand as a f am- there is an hereditary Uy remedy. MBS. V. C. "WHITTINQTON. prediSposition to disease, S. S. S will search out and remove from the blood the fixed poison and build up the health ; it enriches and purifies weak, thin blood and stim ulates the circulation. Pure blood is essential to health. You can exist without good blood, but can never be robust and strong; for every organ, tissue and nerve in the body looks to the blood for nourishment, and unless this vital fluid is kept in a pure, healthy state, the rest of the body suffers and the system soon breaks down. Nature has pro Tided in S. S. S. a remedy for diseases of the blood which, long experience and a thorough test have proven superior to all others, and the acknowledged King of Blood Purifiers." OUR MEDICAL DEPARTMENT, in charge of graduated physicians, is an important part of our business, maintained for the benefit of those who need advice or special information in regard to their case. Write OS, and bur physicians will advise yon without charge. JKT SWIFT SPECIFIC CO., ATLANTA, GAm Left-Handed Penmen Not-Wanted. Few business men will employ a left-handed person as a clerk or book keeper and the prejudice against them extends to the government depart ments at Washington. The chiefs of those departments are entirely willing to overlook bad penmanship on the part of a really good and Industrious clerk, but it is the man or woman who writes with the left hand at which the balk Is made. The dead line Js drawn just, the moment it Is ascertained that a clerk is left-banded and he Is forth with Informed that if it Is his desire to continue in government service it will be necessary for him to write with his right hand. This information is always a bitter pill for the left-hand penholders,' but there is nothing to be done but begin to write with the right band or "throw up the Job," and few arc anxious to quit government service even for this cause. Good Time to Die. Gloomy Man Who is the fool who wrote - "I Would Not Die in Spring time?" Wife Pool! Gloomy. Man Yes. Springtime . is just the season to die. Escape the spring house cleaning, you know. - ' That Acid Trouble. Colusa, Cal., April 18th. Much has been said and written recently about Uric Acid in the system ; what causes it and how to get rid of it. It is known to be the first cause of Rheuma tism and many other diseases and has therefore received a great deal of atten tion from medical men. Mr. L. F. Moulton of this place claims that he has solved the problem of how to get this acid out of the sys tem. He say 8: . "I had this acid trouble myself for years. At times the Kidney secretions would be very profuse and at other times scant but the acid was always my greatest trouble. Medicine failed to cure me till at last I heard of a rem edy called Dodd's Kidney Pills and after taking a box I seemed to be en tirely cured. However it came back on me and this time I took several boxes with the result that I was completely and permanently cured. This was three years ago and I have not had a single symptom of the acid trouble since. I am 75 years of age and I am well as ever I was." - You Can pet Allen's Foot-Ease FREE. Write Allen S. Olmsted, Xe Roy.N Y., for a free sample of Allen's Foot-Ease. It cures sweating, hot swollen, aching feet. It makes aew or tight shoes easy. A certain cure for corns, ingrowingnails and bunions. All drug gists sell it. 25c. Don't accept any substitute. Alter people pass torty tney find that they have no place to wear their new clothes unless they go to church. How's This? We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward fox any case of Catarrh that cannot be cured by Hall's Catarrh Cure. F. J. CHENEY & CO., Props., Toledo, O. We, the undersigned, have known F. J. Cheney for the last 15 years, and believe him perfectly honorable in all business transac tions and financially able to carry out any ob ligations made by their firm. Wksx fc Tedax, Wholesale Druggists, Toledo, O. Waxdinq, K inn an & Mabvin, Wholesale Drug gists, Toledo, O. Hall's Catarrh Cure Is taken Internally, act ing directly upon the blood and mucous sur faces of the system. Price 75c per bottle. Bold by all Druggists. Testimonials free. Hall's Family Pills are the best. Still a Child. Old Man What! Marry that child? Suitor1 Your daughter is no longer a child, sir; she is a woman. Old Man Nonsense! Why, she isn't a bit bossy yet. Piso's Cure is a remedy for coughs, colds and consumption. Try it. Price 25 cents, at druggists. No Nonsense Nowadays. Modern Poet Give me a rhyme for influenza. Friend What are you writing? Modern Poet An ode to spring. has met with such ViAH JUDICIAL DECISIONS. A writ of error from the Supreme Court of Florida to review a judgment rendered by an individual justice thereof in a habeas corpus proceedings is held in ex parte Cox (Fla.), 61 L. E. A. 734, not to lie. - . J The unauthorized insertion of the word "gold" bet ore the word "dollars" In an instrument after its execution and delivery is held, in Foxworthy vs. Colby (Neb.), 62 L. R. A. 393,- to be a material alteration. - . . A statute prohibiting the waste of water from artesian wells to the in jury of wells of neighboring proprie tors Is held, in Huber vs. Merkel (Wis.), L. K. A. 589, not to be justified as an exercise of the police power. The mere purchase by a husband of an ordinary railway ticket for his wife is held, in Aiken vs. Southern B. Com pany (Ga.), 62 L. K. A. 666, not to constitute a contract for the safe trans- , portation of the wife in favor of the liusband. One intending to take passage on a railroad train is held, in Illinois C. R. Company vs. Laloge (Ky.), 62 L. R. A. 105, not to become a passenger, so as to require the company to protect him from assaults by strangers by resorting to its premises an unreasonable time before the departure of the train, in the absence of an agreement on its part to do so. The right to work convicts In pri vate chain gangs controlled by private individuals is denied in Simmons vs. Georgia Iron & C. Co. (Ga.), 61 L. R. A. 739, and a convict confined on such a chain gang is held to be entitled to be released from the custody of the in dividuals controlling it and remanded to the custody of the authorities law fully entitled thereto. - The insolvency of a national bank and its passing into the hands of a receiver are held in First Nat. Bank vs. Selden (C. C. A. 7th C), 62 L. R. A. 559, to destroy the right of holders of its checks to the funds called for by them, even in a State where the holder of a check is regarded as the owner of the fund, and entitled to maintain' an action for it against the drawee. . A railroad company which refuses to receive- fruit for transportation be cause it is not in a properly iced refrig erator car is held, in Mathis vs. South ern Railroad Company (S. C), 61 L. R. A. 824, not to be able to relieve itself from liability for the breach of its duty to transport the fruit on the ground that it did not hold itself out to the public as furnishing such cars for that purpose. A decision by a State Supreme Court that the granting of a non-suit, instead of submitting the case to the jury, where the facts are admitted, does not deprive plaintiff of due process of law, is held, in Apex Transportation Co. vs. Garbade (Ore.), 62 L. R. A. 518, not ao raise a federal question which will entitle him to a writ of error from the Supreme Court of the United States. With this case is an extensive note marshaling all the other authorities on the question. What adjudications of State courts -can be brought up for review in the Supreme Court of the United States by writ of error to those courts? WHY SHE RAISED HER PRICE. Old Colored Auntie Explained that Living Is Higher Now, Once a week for years past a prom inent official in one of the depart ments has purchased flowers from an old colored woman who has her sta tion near the big office in which he works. In the spring and summer he buys lilacs and other home-grown flow ers. In the fall and early winter he purchases chrysanthemums. Hitherto he has been accustomed to paying 10 cents a bunch for his flowers, and the sum wa's always received with a cour teous phrase of thanks. On his usual day last week this gentleman met the old colored woman and tendered a quarter for a small bunch of chrysan themums. Instead of receiving 15 cents in change he was given a nickel. "How is this, auntie?" he asked. "I am perfectly willing to give you 25 cents, but I want to know why you have raised your price?" "Well, hit's jes' dis way, sah. De trusts hahs sho' made ev'ting cost a heap. Ah doan mean to say dat Ah pays mo' foh man flowahs, but Ah kan't live as cheap, an' so dat's why dey coss mo'. De coal truss, hit raise de price ob coal. De beef truss, hit raise de price of beef. So Ah kain't sell flowahs de same ez Ah use toe. "So Ah has to charge 20 cents jes' double. 'Sides, boss, it am jes' a little late for these flowahs, ain't hit?" The official accepted the explana tion and paid the nickel given in change for the privilege of hearing the argument Washington Post. A Manly Trait. Mr. Nupop Tom Sterling is a fine, manly young fellow, isn't he? Mrs. Nupop Huh! I don't agree with you. When he first saw our dear little baby he was just as awkward and cold in his manner Mr. Nupop Of course. If he were womanly he would have gushed. Philadelphia Press. Home, Sweet Home. Mrs. Dash Hash is to be adopted as army food. Mrs. Rash That's a good Idea; sol diers can't feel very lonesome when they have hash to find fault with. In dianapolis Journal. Self-Protection. , Salesman Well, the old man fired two more clerks to-day. Floor Walker Say, If this thing keeps up you fellows will have to take out fire Insurance policies. Bell Boy (outside of room 55) Say, the gas is escaping in there. Country man (inside of room .55) -No, it ain't; I locked the door. Ex. ; Mother- Johnny, Jones, did you get that awful cold out skating? ' Son Mother, I think I caught it -washing my face yesterday morning. Judge. . Chumply I don't know, whether I ought to take your daughter from her father's roof. Her Father She doesn't live on the roof. Philadelphia Bulle tin.' ; . " . "I say, Broom!" -"Call me by my whole name if you please. It has a handle to it, and it was meant to be used, sir." "That's so. ; Well, Broom handle, how are you?" . Curioso Your name is Ephraim, is it? How'd your parents come to give you that name? Modestus I don't know for certain, but I suspect it was because I was a boy. Boston Tran script. ; , ' "Women claim that the way to get on with a man is to give him plenty of .nicely cooked food." "Well," an swered Sirius Barker, irritably, "why don't some of them try it?" Washing ton Star. A Great Debt: Bragg I owe noth ing to any man. Newitt Oh, yes, you do." Bragg No, sir! Newitt Oh, yes. Ton owe an apology to every man who has to listen to you blow. Philadel phia Press. . Improvement at the Gas Office: "Did you have any luck when you went to complain about the gas bill?" "Better luck than last month," answered Mr. Meekton; "the man didn't laugh this time." Ex. Magistrate (sternly) Didn't I tell you the last time you were here I nev er .wanted you to come before me again? Prisoner Yes, sir, but I couldn't make the policeman believe it. New Yorker. "Funny about Ralston wanting his former wife to get a divorce from her second husband so that they might get married again." "Not very. He's al-' ways been falling in love with other '. men's wives." Ex. j Daily Guide to Flattery: If there is something on the table that the hostess knows is so badly cooked that she feels bored about it, ask for more and eat it with the greatest apparent relish. Baltimore American. "Have you any taste for Thacke ray?" asked Mrs. Oldcasttei " "No, I can't say that I have," replied her hostess; "is that anything like this paprika they're puttiir" In everything now?" Chicago Record Herald. "What he Would Rather Have Ex pressed Differently: Gushing Lady Oh, but Mr. Jones, I should love to be beautiful even if , for' only half an hour! Jones Yes; but you wouldn't like the coming back again! Punch. Conductor All aboard! Please get aboard quickly, Miss; the train is about to start. Young Lady But I wish to kiss my sister good-by. Con ductor Get aboard, get aboard; I'll attend to that for you. Yale Record. "Coal vases?" said the hardware merchant. "Yes, sir." "Something nicely japanned?" "No, sir," said the customer, a man with fierce mustache and a foreign accent; "haven't you something in Russia iron?" Chicago Tribune. How to Hold Actors: "It always makes me mad to talk to an actor. He pretends to listen politely, but his at tention is wandering all the time. Ever notice It?" "No. I always talk to them about themselves." Philadel phia Ledger. Owner of Fishpond (to man who is trespassing)-Don't you see that sign, "No fishing here? Angler Yes, and I dispute It Why, there's good fish ing here. Look at this basketful. The man rnuBt have been mad who put that boardup. "It was only five years ago that I started in with our firm at five dollars a week," said Bragg, "and now I earn fifty a week without any trouble." ''That's so; it's easy to earn that," re plied Newitt, "but how much do you get?" Philadelphia Press. Ida I don't believe Mr. Smart be lieves my handkerchiefs are linen. May Why not? Ida I told him I had my pin money wrapped in my handkerchief - and lost It He said there was a great deal of money lost in cotton these days. Chicago News. Tommy To-morrow's your birthday, ain't it ma? I wisht I had a dollar; I'd buy you a present Ma That's thoughtful of you, my dear. But why do you need a dollar? Tommy 'Cause that's the price of it It's the dandl-1 est catcher's mask you ever saw. Philadelphia Press. Fond Mother I don't know what to do. I want to send my daughter to college, and yet I don'jt want to send her into the world unprotected. Wise visitor, who has observed the daugh ter's disposition You mean that it would be unkind to send her out into the unprotected world! Never say again that a newspaper writer Is not a master of diplomacy. One of the fraternity was to write up the history of an old lady of 98.' He was told she had never so much as learned her letters. Did he blurt it out in print? Not a bit of it He merely stated on his finely written article that "she can read the finest print as well as she ever could.' PE-RU-tIA TONES UP ; ? : "" IF SA YS THIS BEAUTIFUL YOUHQ GIRL. MISS MARJORY HAMPTON, OF NEW YORK. Miss Marjory Hampton, 2616 Third Avenue, New York City, writes : "Peruna is a fine medicine to take any season of the year. Taken in the spring it tones up the system and acts as a tonic, strengthening me more than a vacation. In the fall and winter I have found that it cures colds and catarrh and also find that it is invaluable to keep the bowels regular, acting as a gentle stimulant on the system. In fact, 1 consider it a whole medicine chest." Miss Marjory Hampton. PURE. BLOOD Blood Impurities of Spring time Cause, Preven tion and Cure. Dr. Hartman's medical lectures are eagerly scanned by many thousand readers. - One of the most timely and interest ing lectures he ever delivered was his recent lecture on the blood impurities of spring. The doctor said in substance that every spring the blood is loaded with the - effete accumulations of winter, deranging - the digestion, producing sluggishness of the liver, overtaxing the kidneys, interfering with the ac tion of the bowels and the proper cir culation of the blood. This condition of things produces what is popularly known as spring fever,' spring malaria, nervous exhaus tion, that tired feeling, blood thicken ing and many other names. Sometimes .the victim is bilious, dys peptic and constipated;, sometimes he The Native. Stranger Can you shoot very far with that ancient-looking rifle you have? Native Shoot far? Why, half the time we have to put pepper an' salt in the load to keep the game from spilin' till we can git to it. New Or leans Times-Democrat. Perrin's Pile Specific The INTERNAL REMEDY No Case Exists it Will Not Core HOWARD E. BURTON, Assayer and Chemist Specimen prices, Gold, Silver, Lead, 1 1 ; Gold, Sil ver, 7oc; Gold, 50c; Zinc or Copper, fl. Cyanide tests. Mailing envelopes and full price list sent on applica tion. Control and Umpire work solicited. Xead ville, Colo. Kefcrence Carbonate JMat'l Bank. AGENTS WANTED For our New Gasolene Drag Saw. We set en gine only once for each log. One man nan move saw. We handle the only Malleable Grubbing Machine. Write us your wants in the machinery line. RE1ERSON MACHINERY CO., Foot Morrison St. Portland, Oregon . L. DOUGLAS $4.00, $3.50, S3.0O, $2.50 VTa'S? shoes W.L. Douglas shoes -are worn by more men than any other mrav IN THE WORLD. make. The reason is, they hold their shape.fitbetter.wear longer, and have greater intrinsic value than any other shoes. . 80rf Everywhere. Douglas uses Corona Colt skin, -which is everywhere conceded tobethe finest Patent leather yet produced. Fast Color E yelets used. Suoes by mail, 25 cents extra. Write for Catalog. W. I JDOCOIAS, Brockton, Mass. LlVb FOBILAND SEED CO.. 'jjl 1 k"4C I The improved Alvord Sage Brush Grubber and Land Cleaner Takes will remove sage out all brush by oxuuu. cbu. . J" ior eeeuuog the roots leaving same in intervals. Teeth are nntnmtif!fillV clean pd. Vn rArycrarrr Will wrrrlr em etony ground. Our booklet describing the. machine in detail. Ti ilm.ftMa rtfaf. arilnnino III kiiwimsvi, wv, r, B weight, eta, sent free on application. - THE BURTON MFG. CU. 1622 ARAPAHOE ST. DENVER. THE SYSTEM TAKEN IN THE SPRING. is weak, nervous and depressed; and again -he may have eruptions, swellings and other blood humors. Whichever it is, the cause is the same effete accumulations in the blood. Nothing is more certain within the whole range .of medical science than that a course of Peru Da in early spring time will perfectly and effectually pre vent or cure this almost universal affec tion. Everybody feels it in some degree. A great majority are disturbed con siderably, while a large per cent of the human family are made very miserable by this condition every spring. Peruna will prevent it if taken in time. Peruna will cure it if taken as di rected. Peruna is the ideal spring medicine of the medical profession . If you do not derive prompt and sat isfactory results from the use of Peru na, write at once to Dr.Hartman, giv ing a full statement of your case, and he will be pleased to give you his valu able advice gratis. Address Dr. Hartman, President oi The Hartman Sanitarium, Columbus, Ohio. BUY FROM YOUR DEAL.ER Dr. C. Gee Wo WONDERFUL HOME TREATMENT This wonderful Chi nese doctor Is railed great because he cures people without opera tion that are given up to die. He cures with those wonderful Chi nese herbs, roots, buds, barks and vegetables that are entirely un known to medical sci ence in this country. Through the nse of those harmless remedies this famous d 00 tor knows the action of over 600 different rem edies, which he successfully uses in different diseases. He guarantees to cure cattarh, asth ma, lung, throat, rheumatism, nervousness, stomach, liver, kidneys, etc.; has hundreds of testimonials. Charges moderate. Call and see him. Patients out of the city write for blanks and circulars. Send stamp. CONttUlr TATIOX i'BEE. ADDKKSS The C Gee Wo Chinese Medicine Co. 253 Alder St.. Portlaiiil. Oregon. sJ-HruMuj paper. P. N. U. No. 171904. WHEN writing- to advertisers please I mention this paper. I DDIieeiAM Kills Mce on Ponltry. Yora rnUwOIHIl paint the perches, the If 1 1 I ED fames bin the lice. Hens IV I LLCPi cannot feed lice and feed you. Price, 60c and 81.00 a can. Sold by dealers. PRUSSIAN REMEDY CO., St. Paul, Minn. 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