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GAZETTE SEMI-WEEKLY. SSiJ.'!. 1 Consolidated Pel)., 1899. COK V ALUS, BENTON COUNTY, OREGON, TUESDAY, SEPTEMBE It 1, 1903. VOL. IV. NO. 19. iN THE ORCHARD. Oh! here, beneath this roof of green, I throw me down and dream again The golden dreams of what has been And future harvests yet to gain! The wheat waves in the field close by. An apple, ripened ere its time, Drops from the tree, tie snn's great eye Seeks through the leaves, and,, as I rhyme, . The birds weare to and fro and sing The very songs . I would declare, And now and then the branches swing Stirred gently by a wandering air. The. binders, clicking in the wheat. The whistle of a passing train, The distant noises of the street. Are to my song a low refrain. To-day! To-day I rest at ease And pick the golden fruits that grow In solitude oa twigs of peace The fruits that only dreamers know. New York News. t. UNCLE MARTIN'S MONEY. OSEVTLLE was asleep in the dullness of Sunday afternoon. In Mrs. Maloney's sitting room there was the odor of strong tea, and . that tueant that Mrs. Burns and Mrs. Ryan had stayed over after mass for dinner and. were having a friendly cup of tea before they started homeward with their husbands. The men them ', selves 'were hanging about the village ssmewhere. There had been silence for some minutes a heavy, thoughtful slleuce after Mrs. Maloney's last re mark. The good women were relatives, cousins in the first degree, and. Mrs. Maloney had been talking of their ma ternal uncle. ' . "It's a perfect shame,'r she had said. "Uncle Martin has a good deal of ni;;uey saved up. I am sure. He won't spend It himself and he won't give anybody tle a chance at it, and, like ' as not. when he dies, he'll leave it to : Father Shanahan for something or other that he happens to take Into bis bead. Martin's getting dreadful pious in his old days, siuce he's been living alone in the little house." "He hasn't it in any bank at Fair brook e." said Mrs. Ryan, "because Fat Las iiSkid. ' ' i "Like as not." Mrs. Bums said, "he has it bid in the house somewhere. He's that queer about it, you never can tell. He's always wishing he had money enough" for a trip to Chicago. But the Lord knows that it is he that . could go if he wanted te. Not a chick m,r a child to hold him." ,- Mi sv Maloney, looked thoughtfully at "the speaker. " "I saw him get in with the McGoverns after mass. He was going out to the farm to dinner with them. We might walk over to the house, and if he's in, give him a little visit. If he Isn't" "The key is under the doormat," said Mrs. Burns. And over to Uncle Martin's the gocd ladies went. " He was not at home, and the key was under the mat. The house, though generally clean, had the air of being managed by a man, which women see at once. The pipe was laid away.wlthtbe cups and saucers, and a pair , of shoes stood prominently on one of the chairs. But none of them had liny eyes for these Incongruities tj-day. "How much." said Mrs. Maloney, "do you think- he might have?" as she drew out a drawer of the old bureau and began going through it. r -"A thousand or so," said Mrs. Burns, from the dapth of an, old rag bag. "I don't believe it's that much." aid Mrs. Ryan, as she went. -through the old cans and jugs stored away in the closet. , "'-',, They were so busy that they did not hear a step outside, just as the three of them concluded to look through the cornshucks in the tick. But all the!? digging brought forth nothing but a few cents laid away for ready change;, less than a dollar alto gether. :' Red ' in the face with hurry, and a little bit ashamed, too. they put things back as best they could. "I wonder where he has it, any way?" "Do you suppose It Is that he really hasn't any, as be says?" - said -Mrs. Burns. . "Pshaw!" said Mrs. Maloney, skep tically. - The next morning, however, Mrs. Maloney was to have more exact kmwledge as to the amount of Uncle Martin's money. Her husband, who was the village constable, along with being the biggest storekeeper, came in to her excitedly. ' "Uncle Martlu was just In the store, and he says somebody has stolen his money.' He says there were signs of somebody being In his place when he came home yesterday evening, and he thinks he can find out who it was." Mrs. Maloney was skimming the soup, and she almost dropped the ladle.. After a few moments she managed: to control" herself enough to ask: "How much does he say he had?" "One hundred and fifty dollars. I would havV thought he'd have had more." But, Mrs. Maloney -made no protest. Sh was suddenly thankful that the old ;man was satisfied -with that. "And then, tblnk," went on her husband, "of the shame on. the town. There hasn't ben anybody In the jail for more than flv ysars not since " Mrs. Maloney interrupted him : "What's Uncle kartin going to do about it?" ' "He's gone off t see if he can get some evidence. 1 has a suspicion who it is; he's goinl to be gone until this evening, and tbQ he's to let me know. He's " Adurol Developer. Adurol without alkali gives an excellent deveioptt. Water, sulphite of soda and adurol form the working solution, which gives excellent shadows without the slightest fog. Only when under-exposed, the usual quantity of alkali should be added to the developer. The picture ap pears slowly, taking even as much as a minute, when over-exposed. Bro mide of potassium is a good retarder for adurol. In the collodion-emulsion process adurol has the great advantage of hydrocbinone, preventing the settlement of any impure matter at less pure places. A great advantage is also the strong insensibility of the materials toward the carbonic acid of the atmosphere. Photo. Times. Window Transparencies. Old cast-off negatives can excellently be made use of. A strong fixing soda solution, to which is added an abundant quanti ty of red prussiate of potassium, is prepared as reducer, and in this prepara tion they are left until the old pictures have entirely disappeared. The plates are then well washed and dried. For sensitizing, the ordinary blue solution, consisting of equal parts of a solution of green oxide of iron ammonia and red prussiate' of potassium, is applied. ' (The formula" for this will follow at the end.) The bath should acffor at least five to six minutes, after which the plates are taken out. and -are placed in a dark room to dry. On the following day print under a negative. The exposure should not be too short, and a little overexposure will do no harm. When the plate is taken from the printing-frame, put it, film side up, in a tray with water, and the dia positive will almost at once appear clearly. If the exposure was too long the shadows will remain yellow; but this will do no harm, as the further treatment will make this discoloration disappear again. Prepare now a so lution of ordinary soda (about 10 per cent.) and bathe the well-washed dia- positive. It seems to disappear completely, the whole picture becomes yel low and thin. Now wash again thoroughly, and put the plate, in very di luted muriatic acid about 1 to 80 and you will be astonished how slow and handsome the blue picture is building up. As soon as the desired intensity has been obtained, wash again and dry on a rack. The formula for prepar ing the blue solution is according to Professor Valenta: ' Solution lRed prussiate of potassium, 4.5 g.? distilled water, 50 g. So lution 2 Green citric oxide of iron ammonia, 12.5 g.; distilled water, 50 g. Equal parts of Solutions 1 and 2 are mixed. ... For a few 9x12 plates 30 to 40 c. c. m. sensitizing solution are sufficient. Photographic Times. A summons from the 6tofe came just then, and Mrs. Maloney was, fortu nately, left alone. "He must have seen us," she moan ed, as she dropped into a chair. After d.nner she went out and hitch ed Jenny to the road cart, teiliag her husband that she was going for a lit tle drive. Once out of sight, however, she made Jenny fly. ; There were . tears and gnashing of teeth in the ' Burns and the Ryan households, but in the end the butter money was produced , and, added to what Mrs. Maloney had saved by odd dressmaking jobs in the village, the guilty women managed to get the $150 together. Toward six o'clock Mrs. Mai ney' slipped into Martin's little house and put the money into the tick. The next morning early, when the Maloneys were at their breakfast, Uncle Martin appeared," chuckling. "It was in ; the straw tick," he reported truthfully enough. "Moved about a little. I guess I've made up my mind to take that trip to Chicago. . I am so glad after my scare that I feel like cele brating. And you never can tell what may happen," he went on, chuckling anew, and looking at his niece. "That's right., that's right," said her husband. "You might as well have the good of it yourself. You worked hard enough for it." Mrs. Maloney choked, and set down the cup of coffee she was drinking, and rose hastily from the table. Uncle Martin looked on sympathetically. But the chagrined and angry woman had one consolation. She knew that there were two others no less uncom fortable than she to find the old man going merrily to Chicago on their hard-earned money. Alas, curiosity is the ancient sin of woman, and it seems to take many lessons to break her of it. New Yrk News. MRS. JAMES Q. BLAINE, Wife of ths biatinamWberl American t tateatnan, Paaaea Away. Mrs. James G. Blaine, widow of the brilliant American statesman, who died in 1893. passed away recently at the Blaine, homestead, at Augusta, Me., In her seventy:sixth year. For some time past she had been sick and her death was due to a general breaking down of the system. Mrs. Blaine was a native of Augus ta, her maiden name being Harriet Stanwood. She and her distinguished husband were married in Kentucky, where Mr. Blaine was teaching in a military institute In Blue Lick Springs. She also was a teacher, being .connect ed with a ladies' seminary near Au gusta. Her long life in Washington during Mr. Blaine's ; notable , career made her .one of the most prominent 1ruioaraftti V Air n women of the national capital. She leaves one son, James G. Blaine,, and two daughters. Mrs. Harriet Beale aiid Mrs. Walter Damrosch, of New York, who were at her bedside during her last Illness. j Mrs. Blaine was a woman of remark-' able personality, great will power and limitless ambition. This am bit Ion was not, however, for 'herself, "bub for her husband. She believed him. the most gifted of statesmen a ad ever held the hope of the White House alluringly be- i fore him.-When he- was -defeated - at' the polls by Grover Cleveland In 1SS1 she was tremendously disappointed, but, did not even then lose hope. In 1892 General Harrison was a candi date to succeed himself and Blaine had promised to support him. At the Min neapolis convention, however, Mr. Blaine announced himself as a candi date, and Mrs. Blaine's influence was said to have been responsible for this change of front. After her husband's death Mrs. ' Blaine practically retired! from the world. With his demise the object of- her ambition passed and the public saw and heard little of her. Her gifts of mind and speech and her strong will would have made her among the most noted ladies of the! White House had her husband been elected to the presidency. WOMEN IN BREACH OF PROMISE. Why ia the Weaker Sex Foremost in Arsnmen a of Tlii Kind? Of every thousand suits for breach of promise to marry, at least nine hun dred and ninety-nine are i brought by women. Now, it Is probable that men are the victims of such breaches at least as often as women, and therefore the question arises whether the vast predominance of feminine plaintiffs has and significance as to the relative delicacy of mind possessed by the two sexes. For a breach of promise suit is essentially Indelicate. To bring It requires a more or less brutal Indiffer ence to public ridicule, and an amaz ing willingness to place one's self and one's private emotions under de risive inspection and vulgar commen tary. And men rarely do all this, while women do it frequently. It's very puzzling. Of course, there is the matter of money, more commonly in the possession of men than of women, but that explanation is not kiud to the women, for It Involves the assump tion that they are mercenary, and that for the sake of money they are will ing to go through an ordeal that would be simply frightful for men in motft respects callous. As for the "vindica tion," which the plaintiffs usually say is all they want, that is too mysterious for masculine discussion. We simply do not know what the dear creatures mean when they talk about the "vin dication" that results from a breach of promise suit As a general rule, some observei-s declare, men ha te "scenes" much more than women do. and a suit of the kind under consider ation prfrtakes of the nature of "scenes." But. why do m.n hate "scenes" more than women do? Is it because the "scene" usually reveals the man' as a villain of one kind or another? ' Perhaps peace and safety can be bought only by letting it go at that. Ntrvy in Time or Peril. She You're so bashful, Mr. Callow! I really believe that if you ever marry the lady will have to propose. He W-Well, but I might have er nerve enough to decline. Puck. - v.- Women may be outspoken, but they are never out-talked. ' Inhabitant of New Mexico believe In a future State. SOME COSTLY FOUNDATIONS. Part of London Paid to Be Bnllt on Veritable Quicksand,. In connection with a recent Ameri can "sky-scraper" building It is re ported, says Tit-Bits, that the founda tions, which go five stories below the street level, will cost something like 100,000, this being quite irrespective of the price of the ground. But this is by no means record even here in England, for the huge excavations ,in Whitehall, intended for the war ofHce and other buildings," will run It pretty bard and in the case of a Manchester block of buildings the huge total has been surpassed. In this ' latter case, however, the shifty character of the ground consti tuted a veritable quicksand. Into which tens of thousands of pounds were lit- erally flung, only to be absorbed, as it seemed, everlastingly, just as years before Chat Moss swallowed up every thing that the best engineers of the world could throw into it during the construction of the Manchester and Liverpool line. There is, as property owners cannot disguise from them selves, one whole district of London where houses and shops, many of them only recently built, bulge and crack and have frequently to be "shored up," and a great engineer has lately said that In order to build safe ly in this crowded teeming ' part of London the foundations of every house would cost-more than the place itself. In a short walk of half a mile or so the writer counted, more than nrty houses that either were .'or had been cracked from basement to roof and in every case this was because a suffi cient sum had not been spent on the foundations of the buildings. In some towns the hidden founda tions bear such a startling proportion in the way of cost to the general struc ture of the buildings that within the area of a few principal streets millions sterling are sunk beneath the street level never to be 'seen -by man. In a certain populous Yorkshire town an old quarry, covering a huge space and tremendously deep, happened to be in a part of the town that became fash ionable. The work of filling in this vast opening took some years and be fore a single stone of the splendid houses that were afterward to stand there was to be 'seen a sum of over 100,000 had been spent in filling up the great gap and In securing the deep cement foundations upon which man sions were to arise. i; GIRL WHO IS MEM3ER Of A VOLUNTEER LIFE SAVING CLL'B Up jieat-tbe.91st strf4t..pier-i4nNi York City, where the water is deep and the current swift, ; children are plenty, and quite venturesome. They are always falling into the water.-' As there is no special police supervision over them, and appeals for a govern- BaWaaSafi MISS ANXIE DONAHUE. uient life-saving station have been ig nored, the neighbors have organized a volunteer life-saving club, a member of which is always on watch. Miss 1 Annie Donahue, 19, is a tall and wi1-' lowj' beauty. She has saved a boy and a girl from drowning at the pier, and effected another rescue by leaping from ! an excursion boat as it was passing through Hell Gate.. On this occasion she saved a woman. . A TALENTED FILIPJNO. The begowned Filipino shown in the illustration" is a student at George town University. Four years ago he could not speak a word of English, ' but to-day Ramon i Jose Lacson, as he is named, is consid ered a literary mar vel. He has defeat ed American born studeuts in com petitive examina- j tions and has been granted degrees never before given to one so young he is but 20 years old. Fossiby Lac son's greatest in tellectual triumph was the winning of a gold medal of fered by Arch bamon lacson. bishop Riordan for the best essay on the Christian, re ligion, the essay to be written in Eng lish. His father, a rich sugar planter of Xegros province, was one of the first natives to recognize the sovereign ty of the United States.. ' Speaking From Experience. Miss Doveye 'We girls are just wild about Victor Pretty. , , , - - Mrs. Binthair Now, I simply can't endure him. I like strong, stern-browed men of indomitable will. - "Gracious! What for?" '"They are so easy to manage." Lif e. fffmrtBTin am i uwu vmmmammmaak WW OVERCAPITALIZATION. By John W. gates, 1 do not consider that any corpora tion is over-capitalized when It .an pay regular dividends on its -apitalization. The great trouble vith this so-called overcapitalization Is that the incorporators do not look far nough ahead. They do not fix theh mark so that prosperity will .be bonnri o illumine fheir target and make their lim sure. In plain English, they do not allow enough time to dispose of heir securities and place their schemes on a solid operating and dividend pay ing basis. Many of the failures of tin present are due to this fact. For instance, a company that was expected to float successfully and operate remuner atively at about this time would mo up against an abso lutely dead security market'. Of course the good ones wiL come out all right they can afford to wait the time when all securities will be sought for eagerly for investment purposes. Of course there are some corporations that have diffi culty in floating in the most prosperous times. They arc organized largely to make money through sales of stock. The dividend proposition is a remote consideration. But these corporations would never see the light of day if the bankers were more conservative. In nine out of ten cases the bankers are responsible for putting this class of securi ties on the market - It is to the banks that Incorporators first go to lay the foundation for the flotation of their stock. If, therefore, there was more conservatism among banks, less inclination to participate In apparent good things without fully founding their actual means and ulti mate ends, there would be fewer failures, fewer shortcom ings, attributed to overcapitalization. HOW TO FIGKf TYPHUS AN 3 TYPHOID FEVE.7. Br Prrt. Dr. Robert Koch. . While possessing only unprofessional reports those of the dal'y press respecting the recent ty phoid epidemics in the United States I do not hesitate to say that In numerous cases cited the word typhus should have been substituted for the term typhoid. Kvery. newspaper reader, if he has access to medical statistics, will find that the mortality from typh fevers and the frequency of their occurrence In cities have decreased steadily during the last ten or fifteen years. WLy are city people less subjected to these deadly diseases? Because sewage, plenty of hot and cold water, and facilities for bathing male them cleaner than the average country folks. L warn everybody that typhus, as well as typhoid, is communicated from man to man, that it is highly conta gious as contagious as cholera, and can be restricted nd fought by the public health authorities, and henceforth mus! be subjected to the rules and regulations that apply to cases of cholera aud malaria. ' - ' - . , I spciirhreeuioM tricts about Treves, Germany, where unimproved towns and villages were alike affected with deadly results. I learned that one case was propagated by another, despite ordinary sanitary precautions. The t'.Iseae was communi cated by inhaling the patient's breath, by a handshake, by wiping his brow, by washing his linen lu the same tub with the rest of the people's, etc. In the Treves district I like wise observed that small children often suffer from typh fevers In mild form ro as not to be obliged to take to their bed. 1 found over 100 such .cases where parents had negr lected to call in a physician. ' As a consequence, no pre cautions whatever were observed and whole households and schools were Infected, sometimes long after the little gufferers had gotten over their Indisposition. I found thirty-two persons 111 to the death and removed them at once to a barrack lazaretto, set up on the hill out side -the Infected district. The sick people left In the houses MERRY MEAL TIMES. The Table No I'l .co for Fault Finding, Nnsr-rinji and Strife. Has It ever been your lot to sit at a table with a group of young folks who eafthe meal In silence, or with a few constrained remarks, looking askance et the head of the family, before venturing-on any remark? I have seen such a sight on more than oue "occa sion. Doctors have told us over aud over again of the beneficial results arising from a ratal eaten with a .con tented frame of mind and with cheer ful surroundings, but, ad to say. there are many households where each meal U a constant scene of bickering, nag ging and fault finding. This is not the only case where there are young childrn, who require a rep rimand occasionally for carelessness, bat I am speaking of v , those homes where the girls and boys are well into their teens. Sad is that house aud wrbn is that parent, either father or mother,who chooses the hour when all are assembled round the table to men tion some haif-forgotten grievance or to find some fault.' If any-trivial thing has been done wrong, or any duty omitted, wait until after dinner or tea is over before you scold, blame or reprimand. Let the food which God gives us for the pur pose of nourishing and sustaining our bodies have the opportunity of accom plishing that end, which cannot be the case If every mouthful Is swallowed with either a sarcastic word or an un complimentary remark. More indiges tion, nervousness and other derange ments are caused by the too common fault of uncomfortable meal times than many people would suppose, and it is our positive duty, which we should all try to remember, to make those hours of the day cheerful and agree able to the children, and to set them an example which you would be the first to notice and approve in others. The Scotsman. . ' . A COLONEL'S SWAGGER. Wan Amons the Canaea of the Bloody Traae ly in Servia'a Capital. One of the contributing causes, and perhaps the greatest, to the revolution in Servia, in which . King Alexander and Queen Draga perished, was Lieu tenant' Colonel Nicodem Lunjevics. one of the Queen's younger brothers. When Draga, who had been a lady In waiting to Alexander's mother, ex Queen Natalie, became Queen, on of Stetl Trust Hagnmtt. dis her first actions was to send Nicodem to Paris to round out his education and obtain a knowledge of French mil itary methods. She hud formed a great design for the young man. her ambition be'.ng, iu the event that there would be no Issue to her marriage to Alexander, to set him upon the -Servian throne. Possessing an unbounded influence over King Alexander, Draga had no ditacul.y In making him look upon her scheme favorably, and in the designs of the royal couple. Nicodem. who had not a drop of royal blood in his veins, was selected as heir to the throne. When Nicodem returned to Belgrade UfcUT. COL. LUNJEVICS. from Paris he swaggered about , the streets as "though his succession to tbe throne was already settled, and re fused to salute his superior officers, on the ground that he. as the Queen's brother, had the right to expect their salute first. He was a reckless gam bler and made debts of honor which Queen . Draga was obliged to pay to keep them quiet On several occasions be became involved in brawls In the streets of Belgrade and in restaurants and cafes there, and his name was fre quently mixed in scandals of various kinds. . ; "'' ' This conduct gave offense to the peo ple and to tbe military. A few weeks before the tragedy Nicodem had left Belgrade and it was his return to tbe sJJ i ill i mmm i 1 1 rp'-i Pit t ' v 7 Z - were completely Isolated by trained nurses. Sisters of Char ity, and a disinfector was appointed for every two afflicted houses. The treatment was the usual one, but the addi tional precaution taken saved the lives of every' one of aur typhoid and typhus patients; not a single man, woman, or child died, while before that every third patient had succumbed to the disease. Isolation did more; withinthree months the epidemic was completely stamped out. Sewerage, cleanliness. Isolation, then, will stamp out ty phus and, typhoid. Let the health authorities treat .these diseases and fight them as they would cholera and all is well. KINGS SERVE WHERE ONCE THEY RULED. By Marcel Prevost. Before the Franco-Prussian war, when the men of my generation were children, the prophets of the salons and smoking parlors predicted the near-end of the monarchies of Europe. No war occurred on the continent but that they pointed out the decadence of royalty and the resurrection of the dream of republican empire. Thirty years have passed. The thrones of Europe are more stable to-day than ever before, and perhaps that of England Is the most, stable of all. The revolutionary vents since then have, in fact Increased the strength of monarchy." The sovereigns, threatened by the tempest, realized the dangers which menaced their authority and acted with caution. When an institution is manifestly in contradiction with the existing customs and opinions, it is ?vldeut it must pass away or undergo a change. The latter is what happened. Monarchy, Instead of passing away, adapted itself to existing circumstances a wise move on the part of the monarchs. .- : O Thus a new opinion of royalty Is fqrmed in the mind of the public. That air of "terrible majesty", of . which Salnt Slmon speaks no longer surrounds the monarch.- He is simply a grand bourgeois, coming from amilitary family which formerly fought for their country, and which is now principally occupied with its administration. To be sure, this royal person gives great and expensive fetes, but it is for the honor and glory of the country to reflect credit upon the nation that he does so. Tbe expense he. may incur in this way is looked upon in the same light as that Incurred by any high functionary who represents his gov ernment. But should he incur expense for the serving o his. own personal ends the press will soon re-echo with the discontent of the taxpayers. The fear of revolution which prompts modern kings to live a life of domestic virtue also Inspires them to combat chelr own natural egotism and live, or at least appear to I've, as their subjects. Even though It may be a forced habit, In course of time It will become an acquired habit. There are few sovereigns now who do not have the pros perity and grandeur of their country as the highest object of- their ambition. Kings no longer proclaim war to gain possession of a throne which may be theirs apparently by right of succession. - Recent events have 'demonstrated that family interests weigh nothing now,'bit yield to political interests.'" When a ybung"prmeess "marries as the psalmist enjoins, she forgets the home of her father. Feminine intrigue, which used to be so potent In the affairs of state. Is now almost disarmed. The queen, like her sub jects, simply plays the role of mistress of the home. In this home. It is true, there is much receiving, grave questions of industry Jind commerce are discussed there, and therefore it requires the good graces of a pleasing and intelligent hostess. The princes and archdukes, when they reach the age of 20, are free to marry into a family not of royal blood, and may enter private life altogether or .remain in the service of the government In some capacity. ' At the same time their coat of arms showing their royal descent will admit them Into the society of royalty.- -They 'may serve as ambassadors of their government, or, as often hap pens, they may enter commercial lines, or again may be found in the studios of the busy cities of the mother country. " capital, coupled with the fear that Alexander would proclaim him heir to the throne, that hastened tne conspira cy to its bloody sequel. Had Queen Draga not toyed with the succession to the throne she might still be Queen. Among those to perish were . Nico dem and bis brother, the conspirators handing them a glass of water and bidding them embrace each other be fore shooting them.; . ; Cold April Kvsry lOO Yenrs. 'French meteorologis: s have-worked out the theory ih.it exi-epiioualiy frig id Airils occur at imcrva s of exactly 300 years. In April. 1803, the gutters were frozen and snow fell in Paris. In Arr'l. 1703. the price of wood rose and people died of cold In the streels, while a chronicler of the period writes: There Is snow at Versailles and we are ' perishing of cold at Paris at a semn - when the sun ouht to be warming us. The north winds afflict us. bringing us co'd fr ,m the moun tains.': Documentary evidence is not needed to prove that April. 1003,, was also distinguished by low tempera lures, v - ..'. Too .Slavic aiu "I lay my name and fame at your feet!" exclaimed the count, his voice thrilling with the great love that filled his warm." Slavic heart. The American smiled kindly down at him. ' "The two of 'em ought to make right smart of a heap!' she said, with the nalvette that charmed all who had any accurate knowledge of her financial status. Detroit Free Press. N- Pleasing Him, Mother Tommy, what's the matter with your little brother? Tommy He's crying .. because I'm eating my cake and won't give him any. , , . . Mother Is his own cake finished? Tommy Yes'm, and he cried while I was eatin' that, too. Philadelphia Ledgerl . Plain. Naturally when the Young Person fouud herself making Somebody Such a Good Wife her womanly instinct was startled. ' " "Am I so dreadfully plain as.'that?" she exclaimed, and from that hour lost interest in life. Detroit Free Press. When a girl goes away for a -two weeks' visit she always comes home with her hair arranged in a new wu.