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Newspaper Page Textr u t L 5 Loss of Appetite Is loss of vitality, vigor or tone, and is often a percusor of prostrating sickness. This is why it is serious and most serious to people that must keep up and doing or get beiiindhand. The best thing you can do for loss of ap petite is to take Hood's Sarsaparilla It v ill make yon ready to eat, 2ive a rel ish to $ our food, and assist in its digestion. This great medicine cures all stomach troubles and builds up the whole system. COST OF THE POT WAS HIGH. Gambler Won It, but Carries m. 8car aa m Remembrance. "This scar which you see on the back of my right hand has a history, and whenever I look at it I drift back mentally to the earlier days of my life," said the old gambler, "and can not suppress a feeling that somehow men are often forced Into channels which are not exactly what they would like. While not altogether smothered with regrets I feel that this is true In my own case. When I recall the series of bright things that have hap pened, the moments and hours and days spent with congenial spirits, the -spicy bits of narrative which have marked the progress of many evenings but why mention all these things now? "I am drifting on to the closing hours and I guess after all the old man's chief delight is In memories of things and happenings of the earlier times. Coming back to the scar on my hand, I paid rather dearly for it. It is a pity that I cannot weave around this experience a bit of romance which would heighten the color of the yarn and give brilliance to the lines. But this is simply a gambler's story and, while not exactly prosaic, It does not take on any of that prettier coloring such as cine finds, for instance. In Co nan Doyle's story about how the major lost one of his ears. He gave up his ear to save a woman. I got the scar reaching for an ordinary stake In a game of card, and no large stake at that "It war many years ago. That fe verish Impulse to gamble was Just get ting Into my blood. One night I fell Into a game with a crowd of men, all of them but one strangers to me. The game hati not progressed far before I became aware of the fact that was playing against two card sharks. Lack was my way on the last round and my hand called for the stake. But one ef the sharpers was bent on getting my last penny, and he threw down a better hand than mine and one which I knew he had faked. A quarrel be gan and I reached out for the stake, covering the money with my right hand. Am I did so one of the shapers whipped out a long-bladed knife and tabbed at my hand. The blade pass ed through my hand and Into the table. Hand, money and all were pinned to the table, and until my friends came to my rescue I waa In a helpless con dition. My friend pulled the knife out and released me. I got the stake and the scar which you see on the back of my hand Is only a part of the price, and a small part at that, which I made for it The excitement and novelty of the experience intensified the gambling Impulse which had fevered the blood and tissue of my nature, and since that time I have been a helpless and hope less gambler, enjoying the usual' for tunes of the man who spends his life In this strangely fascinating world." New Orleans Times-Democrat. Another R. "Well, talking about names, Baid the oyster, "I like May better than Mary." "You do?" replied the plain lob ster. "Of course. Now, if it was the month of Mary ft would shorten my vacation fearfully." In Boston. Judge What do you know about the case? Witness I seen him bring the stuff upstairs and Judge That will do; step down. I cannot listen to such an abuse of lan guage. Discharge the prisoner. Always. "You have been in many fights, I suppose, Pat?" said a landlord t j one of his tenants. -"Oh, a great many, yer honor!" replied Pat, unaffectedly. "And I suppose you fight grimly you never give in, I mean?" "I always fight till I die," said Pat. Storing Coal Under Water. Certain kinds of coal deteriorate rapidly in the ocean air and Lord Charles Breesford has expressed the belief that the total loss may reach 50 per cent. Store under water ia the remedy of ah English experimenter, who, noting the fine quality of coal dredged from a harbor, has kept Mon mouthshire steam coal under sea water two months with a loss of lees than 1 per cent of heating power. Sanitary Record for Houses. Paul Strauss, senator for Paris, who is one of the most practical authorities on municipal affairs, is about to pro pose that a compulsory sanitary record should be attached to every dwelling. My Hair "I had a very severe sickness that took off all my hair. I pur chased a bottle of Ayer's Hair Vigor and it brought all my hair back again." W. D. Quinn, Marseilles, 111. One thing is certain, Ayer's Hair Vigor makes the hair grow. This is because it is a hair food. It feeds the hair and the hair grows, that's all there is to it. It stops falling of the hair, too, and al ways restores color to gray hair. II.M a kottl. All iraictita. v If your druggist cannot supply yon, send u one dollar and we will express yon a bottle. Be ore and give the name of your nearest express office. Address, J. C. A YER CO., Lowell, Mass. 9 "If you refuse me I shall commit sub side." "Well, pa says you can't bang around here.'' New York Evening Sun. Bjohnson Will you lend me your lawn mower? BJackson Yes. if you'll cut my grass to pay for the use of it Somervllle Journal. Harry She evidently made an Im pression with him. George How do you know? Harry I saw him aevel- Uyillg DVU16 w Herald. Jim Say! If you'll notice, you'll see that most of these big Wall street men started on a farm. Sam Yes, and that Is where they learned to water stock. Princeton Tiger. Teacher (to little 6-year-old) Now, Freddie, what is a volcano? Freddie (with great confidence) Oh, I know that! It's a mountain that Interrupts all the time! Life. "Margaret, I think you cheapen your self by going so much to the theater with Mr. Jones." "No, mother; on the contrary, I'm making , myself very dear." Harvard Lampoon. "Van Major has made a fortune In the automobile business." "I didn't know he manufactured that class of vehicles." "He doesn't; he repairs them." Cincinnati Tribune. Blggar How do I know you're blind? Beggar Do you suppose I'd only ask fee. a nickel If I could see what a kind, HberaMookin'gent you be. New York Evening Sun. Nell Maude has suddenly discovered that she needs exercise, so she goes out for a walk every day. Belle Yes, I heard that she had a lot of new clothes Philadelphia Record. ' Summer Boarder I thought your ad vertisement said something about boat ing? Farmer Oh, yes. We have a boat and oars only sometimes the creek dries up. Town and Country. Murphy Will ye give me yer prom ise that-ye'U love me foriver? Bridget Sure, an' Oi'd loike to do that same, Murphy, but Oi'm hardly of the opin ion that Oi'll lasht as long as that." Ram's Horn. , He Wasn't Sure: "Stand up, Mc Nutty," said the police magistrate; "are you guilty or not guilty 7' "Faith, an' It's mesilf as can't tell thot till Ol hear th' ividlnce," replied MeNutty. Chicago News. Not Too Soon: "This is rather an unusual hour for you to be going to lunch. Not hungry so early, are you?" "No. but I will be by the time the waiter condescends to notice me." Philadelphia Press. She Is It really true that the blind can determine color by the sense of touch? He Sure. I once knew a blind man who was able to tell a red hot stove by merely putting his finger on it." Chicago Dally News. Mademoiselle By the way, count. It Is very awkward, but I do not know your name. Russian Count Vould you like to hear it. "Most certainly." 'Den, if you haf ten ' minutes to spare, sit town, and I vill tell- It to you." " Belle Married next week? Why, you told us you were booked for a personally conducted tour with a small, select party. Marion Yes, dear. But George is the personal conductor and I'm the small, select party. Tit-Bits. The Physician's Affront: "So you have decided to get another -physician." "I have," answered Mrs. Cum rox; "the idea of his prescribing flax seed tea and mustard plasters for peo ple as rich as we are!" Washington Star. "Say!" demanded the ugiy individual suddenly appearing from a dark alley, "what time is it?" "You're just about two minutes late," replied the Chicago an; "that other gentleman you see run ning away has my watc.h." Philadel phia Press. Qualified: Superintendent (of gas works) What do you know about lay ing gas pipes in the street? Applicant (for place as foreman) I know they hadn't oughter be laid until the street has just been' repared. He got the place. Judge. "Well, Jones Is certainly a patient man with a temper hard to ruffle." "Patient Is n6 name for him. - Why, that man has been known to go out with his wife to select wallpaper and go through the ordeal without losing bis temper." Baltimore Herald. Cause of the Mirth: "Bridget," said Mrs. . Hyflyte, "your . lady friend mustn't stay so late hereafter. Her uproarious laughter woke me up at 1 o'clock this morning." "Yis, mum; I was tellln' her about how you tried to make cake wan day." Indianapolis Sun. Major Dlx Do you think it's going to rain to-morrow. Uncle Isham? Un cle Isham I dunno, honey. It's mighty hand to prognosticate. When de Lawd had charge of de weathah I could tell sumfln' erbout It, but sense dis yere weathah bureau dun bin runnin it Un cle Isham's had ter gib it up. Judge. Barnes I'm afraid I'm. losing my mind. When I borrow money from any of my friends, I'm sure to forget all about It. Howes Why, that is no sign of mental decline. On the con trary, it shows a fine business capacl ty. Barnes But I also forget when a friend owes me something. Howes That's all right. That's tact. Boston Transcript. At a Stage Rehearsal. "You do not inject enough contempt, spite and venom into that word." "I can do no better." "Nonsense! Speak it just as you say 'plush' when you meet a rival in a sealskin sacque. Life. ,' Afraid to Go Himself. Householder There's something wrong with this bill. It's too big. Grocer's clerk That's why the .boss I sent me to collect it.-Brooklyn Life. Many a man has a great head from other than Intellectual causes. ; U. S. SENATOR FROM SOUTH CAROLINA Recommends Pe-ru-na For Dyspepsia and Stomach Trouble Ex-Senator M. C. Butler. If you do not derive prompt and sat isfactory results from-the use of Peru na, write at once to Dr. Hartman, giv ing a full statement of your case and he will be pleased to give you his valua ble advice gratis. - Address Dr. Hartman, President of The Hartman Sanitraium, Columbus, Ohio. . - A Prophecy. Critic That actor doesn't " seem at home in his work. Theatri'al Manager No, he isn't; but be will be unless business gets bet ter pretty soon. Chicago News. - PITQ Permanently Cored. No fits or nervousness f 1 1 U after first day's use of Dr.Kline's Great Nerve Kestorer. Send for Free 82 trial bottle and treatise. Dr. K. H. Kline, Ltd.. B31 Arch St., Philadelphia, Pa. Both to Blame. ' John You are always busy when I come in ! Charles Well, you always come in when I'm busy. For forty year's riso's Care for Con sumption has cured coughs and colds. At druggists. Price 25 cents. The flaking of Him. "It's ridiculous" remarked the tailor, "to Bay 'clothes don't make the man.'" "Think so?" "Sure," replied the tailor; "why, they've made me." You Can (Jet Allen's Foot-Ease FREE. Write Allen S. Olmsted, Le Eoy.N. Y., for a free sample of Allen's Foot-Ease. It cures sweating, hot swollen, aching feet. It makes new or tight shoes easy. A certain cure for corns, ingrowingnails and bunions. All drug gists sell it. 25c. Don't accept any substitute. An Explanation. . Askett Why are they building eo many "skyscrapers?" Knoitt Oh, real estate costs nothing up in the air. The Kind You Have Always ture of Clias. H. Fletcher, and has been made under his-. , personal supervision for over 30 years. Allow no one to deceive you in this. " Counterfeits, Imitations and, Just-as-g-ood " are but Experiments, and endanger the ' Health of Children Experience against Experiment. What is GASTORI A Castoria is a harmless substitute for Castor Oil, Pare goric, Drops and Soothing 'Syrups. It is Pleasant. ; It contains neither Opium, Morphine nor other Narcotic substance. Its age is its guarantee. It destroys Worms and allays Feverishness. It cures Diarrhoea and Wind. Colic. It relieves Teething; Troubles, cures Constipation and Flatulency. It assimilates the Food, regulates the Stomach and Bowels, giving healthy and ' natural sleep , The Children's Panacea The Mother's Friend. - The Kind You Have Always Bought 7 Bears the In Use For Over 30 Years.. TOE CENTftUn COMPANY. TT MURIIAY a-mCCT. NEW YORK CITT.4 EMERSON'S RQll BRQRD-SEITZEB ID CENTS, . AiRESML ' HEADACHE Catarrh cf the Stomach is Generally Galled Dyspepsia Something to Produce artificial Diges tion is Generally Taken. Hence Pepsin, Pancreatin aniU Host of Other Digestive Demedies Has Been Invented. These Remedies Do Not Reach the Seat of Difficulty, Which Is Really Catarrh. Ex-U-. 8. Senator M. U. Butler from South Carolina, was senator from ' that state for two terms. In a recent letter to The Peruna Medicine Co., from Washington, D. C, says:. "I can recommend Peruna for dys pepsia and stomach trouble. 1 have been using your medicine for a short period and I feel very much relieved. It is indeed a wonderful medicine be sides a good tonic." M. C. Butler. The only rational way to cure dys pepsia is to remove the catarrh. Peruna cures catarrh. Peruna does not produce artificial digestion. It cures catarrh and leaves the stomach to perform digestion in a natural way. This is vastly better and safer than re Borting to artificial methods. Peruna has cured more cases of dys pepsia than all other remedies com bined, simply because it cures catarrh wherever located. If catarrh is lo cated in the head. Peruna cures it. If catarrh has fastened itself in the throat or bronchial tubes, Peruna cures it. When catarrh becomes settled in the stomach, Peruna cures it, as well in this location ad in any other. Peruna is not simply a remedy for dyspepsia. Peruna is a catarrh rem edy. Peruna enres dyspepsia because it is generally dependent upon catarrh. Lost tils Identity. - "So you want to get married?" "Yes, Bah I'm resigned ter it." "Ever been married before?" "Two or three times Bah." "Don't you know for certain?" "No, sah; atter de third one got ma I never knowed who I wuz, or how I come here." Atlanta Constitution. HUH-S TMI8T 'We offer One Hundred Dollars Seward for any ease of Cattarrh that can not be oared by Bail') Catarrh Care. r. J. CHENEY & Co., Props., Toledo, O. We the undersigned, hare known F. J. Cheney for the past 15 years, and believe him perfectly honorable in all business transactions and fin. ancially able to carry oat any obligations made by their firm. WST & TllCAX, Wholesale Druggists Toledo, Waldinq Kinnan & Mabvim , Wholesale Druggists, Toledo. O. Hall's Catarrh Care is taken internally, acting lirectly on the blood and mucous surfaces of the system. Price 75c per bottle. Sold by all ftrnggists. Testimonials free. Hall's Family Pills are the best. There Was a Difference. Sockson Buskin How do you like my Hamlet? Old Stager Oh, it was your Hamlet, was it? Well, I didn't recognize it aa Shakespeare's. Brooklyn Life. Evening Strings Up. . -Boggs They eay that, after a time, the engineer of a limited flyer loses his nerve. -Joggs The engineer does, but not the Pullman porter. Bousrht has borne the signa Signature of ICKLY CURED BTT mmm. . I J 5 I HOLLAND CHARITABLE WORK. Church and Private Institutions If eel iu the Aid Granted. A recent report of the minister of tt interior of the Netherlands is of par tlcular Interest, giving complete st tistics of the amount expended In chax ltable work in Holland, says the Bevu Scientlflque. This matter is regulated In Holland byhe law of June 28, 1854, which recognizes four sorts of charit able Institutions those which are ad ministered by the state, the provinces or the communes; those which belong to a church and are for the purpose of assisting the poor of the parish; the Institutions founded by lay bodies or private Individuals, and mixed institu tions which are directed by the public authorities, together with the church or private individuals. In all of these cases there Is a distinction made be tween assistance given to those who ask it of their own will and those who are ashamed to ask and are sought out. In an average year the assistance at the homes of the indigent amounts to a little more than 14,000,000 franca. of which 9.000,000 is In money and the rest in provisions, the whole being distributed among about 185,000 poor. In this total of expenditures the part played by public funds is 5,000,000 francs, the rest being almost entirely furnished by the churches, the private Institutions distributing hardly 600,000 francs. The churches distribute more money than the public institutions. The poor who do not apply for as sistance are almost exclusively cared for either by the churches "or private institutions, as the public officials do not possess sufficient initiative to seek out the sufferers. The amount distrib uted to these "ashamed" poor repre sents an expenditure of some 1,300,000 francs, which is divided almost equally between the private and lay institu tions and the churches... The distribution of provisions and fuel reaches the modest total of 270,000 francs distributed among 15,000 poor. The source of most of this assistance is the private institutions, the public granting but little more than 13,000 francs to 500 poor. The explanation of the relatively modest part played by the government lies in the specification in the law mentioned above that pub lic assistance shall be granted only when other agencies are inadequate. The charitable institutions of Holland are public, 3,400 Supported by the number about 5,000, of which 1,900 church and 450 are private. , , Kerosene was first used for lighting in 1826. The highest mountain In the moon is at least thirty-five thousand feet; that is six thousand feet higher than Mt Everest. . Goose-quill pens and drying powders are still used In ' English.' law courts and the House of Lords, and in the French Chamber of Deputies. Striking resemblance has been point ed out between the remarkable ancient ruins at Zimbabwe, In Rhodesia, and antiquities in Cornwall, England. Kite hawks have become so bold about the garrison In Burmah that they swoop down on the mess tables and seize food from the soldeirs plates. A traveler has made the observation that coffee-drinking people are very seldom given to drunkenness. , In Brazil for Instance, where coffee Is grown extensively and all the inhabitants drink It many times a day, intoxica tion is rarely seen. The effect Is not only noticeable among the. natives, but the foreigner who settles there, though possessed of ever such a passion for strong- drink, gradually loses his lik ing for alcohol as he . acquires the coffee-drinking habit of the Brazilian. Germany has a pay wedding,, at which the bride receives her guests with a basin before her in which each person entering deposits a jewel, a sil ver spoon ,or a. piece of money. In some parts of Germany the rule is that the expenses of the marriage feast shall be met by each guest paying for what he eats or drinks; The prices paid for viands and drinks are high,1 and the young couple often make a handsome profit out of their wedding realizing a sum quite sufficient to start them nicely In life.' A writer in Power tells us that in the best steam engines only six to fifteen per cent, of the coal burned actually produces power that can be used; the rest is a dead loss. Where does It go? To begin with, twenty-two per cent, flies, up the chimney In smoke, five per cent, is wasted: by radiant heat from the boiler; one per cent, drops through the grate; ten per cent. Is consumed; in . pumping water into the boiler, while , fifty-seven per cent, goes off In steam ' after passing through the engine. The rest Is accounted for by leaks and waste heat., f;,h -:; -:l j The centre of the mother-of-pearl in dustry Is Singapore., The shell oyster is six to ten inches long, the larger ones weighing as much as ten pounds. It is found on .hard-bottom channels between Islands, where the current is strong. In gathering it a diver takes with him a bag of coir rope one-fourth of an Inch in diameter, made in large ' meshes, which, while suited for hold-. Ing the shell, does not Impede his ( traveling, along the bottom. The . ap-;l paratus for diving has not been intro duced in the Philippines, although Manila shell brings the high price of a dollar a 'pound. , Giving Definite Information Next door to Alderman Klug's office In the Ninth ward Is an Italian shoe maker. A lawyer called at the alder man's office the other day. The alder man was not in. The lawyer went to the Italian. ! ; : "Do you know,", asked the attorney, "where Alderman King is?" - "Yes," said, the Italian. '. "Then where is he?" asked the at torney.. ' " ' ' " ' "He is out," was the reply,! Indian apolis ews. " ; ..' - ; " It is a good plan for a wife to enter-, tain friends of her husband occasional ly, so that the children may not grow up thinking their father doesn't know how to carry on a conversation. ' Bailey, Atlanta; Qa., tells bow she was permanently cured of inflamma tion of the ovaries, escaped sur geon's knife, by taking Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound. " I had suffered for three years with terrible pains at the time of men truation, and did not know what the trouble waa until the doctor pro nounced it : inflammation of the Ovaries, and proposed an operation. " I felt so weak and sick that I felt sure that I could not survive the or deal. The following week I read an advertisement in the' paper of JLydia IS. Pinkham's Vegetable Com Found in such an emergency, and bo decided to try it. Great was my joy to find that I actually improved after taking two bottles, and in the end I was cured by it. I had gained eighteen pounds and was in excellent health." Miss Alice Baiukt; 50 North Boule vard, Atlanta, . Ga. fSOQO forfeit If original a boom Ittttr proving aonuinentst cannot bo wo- The symptoms of inflammation and disease of the ovaries ar a dull throbbing pain, accbm panied by a sense of tendernesn and heat low down in the side, with, occasional shooting pain. The region of pain sometime mows some swelling. - - OLD INDIAN BATTLB GROUND. Tokens of Peace and War Found In the Kennewlck Valley, Washington. Where the great . steel bridge of the Northern Pacific railway spans the Columbia river, half way between Spo kane and Seattle, Washington, and near the confluence of. the Snake and Columbia livers there was iought sixty years ago a battle to the death between two Indian tribes, probably the Cay- uses and the Wallahwallhs or the Clhollhs. which latter tribe was a reck less and thieving one. di-eat Irrigating Ditch Complc led. The railway company has recently completed a great irrigating ditch 25 miles long and 20 feet wide that is turning this valley adjacent to the west bank of the Columbia from a sage brush plane into what a few years hence will be an orchard and garden spot 20 miles square, with ' a ' climate peculiarly adapted, it is said, to rais ing all sorts of - vegetables, berries, peaches, apples, plums, , cherries and alfalfa. In the tearing up process an old Indian battle ground has been found on the Eime spot where Lewis and, Clark, the pioneer explorres, pitched their camp and from which they pushed their way ' up stream to the mouth of the Yakima river in the year 1805. .. . . , ; . ... - ' Famous Generals Fought There. This is all historic ground as at a later date Grant and Sheridan and other noted army officers 'were sta tioned in this vicinity Grant in 1852- 3 . Sheridan in 1855-6, both oi ' them taking part in repelling Indian upris ings. In this old 'battle ground, and first by means of a well, there1 was un earthed recently, skeletons, flint lock rifles, Indian beads, brass badges bear ing date of 1846, broken hatchets, spear heads, elks teeth and a piece of cloth or matting spun from threads uf weeds or hemp. . Everything went to show that this part of the Kennewlck valley was at one and the same time an old Indian battle and burying gronni, as it is now known that the Indians congregated here in great num: bers oh account of the mild climate, es pecially during the winter ' months when the inclement weather of the higher altitudes drove them into more hospitable regions. ;:; ' .Once' a Strong Trading Post. ' ' .How many residents f . Washington state know that the junction of the Watlawatla and : Columbia rivers was, prior to the visit of Lewis and Clark, the cite of a Hudson Bay company post, Ft. Wallawalla, now known as .Wallula, and that on their .eastbonnd trip on April 29, 16, Lewis and Clark crossed the Columbia .river here and encamped about a mile from the Co lumbia, at the mouth of the "Walla wollah" river. ;, .';: What England's Navy Costs, v . 1 1 ' The navy which gives England the supremacy of the seas costs $155,000,000 a year, or a little more than the United States pays in pensions. v, ' s : t Mothers will find Mrs. Winslow's Sootbing Syrup the best remedy to use for their children th teething season. , Suspicious.'- ;' r'-' ' "I'm afraid ( my . husband ; doesn't love me any more," said the bride of six months, with an overgrown sigh. "When did you 'discover the change?" . ' ' . ' When I discovered that he had quit leaving any change in his pockets," replied the young wife sadly; Ex change. .-':'- .i i ','...... -' NOTHING SO GOOD PRUSSIAN U Miss Alice filf 1 25 and 50c Pkf. Makes Hens Lay tnd Keeps them laying'. Cures Cholera, Roup and all Dittaaea. 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