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Newspaper Page TextEruptions Drjj moist, Scaly tetter all forms of eczema or salt rheum, pimples . and other cutaneous eruptions pro- i r i.iii :u... ii irum " w iuiicr iM;u, or acquired through defective di - gestion and assimilation. To treat these eruptions with drying medicines is dangerous. The thing to do is to take Hood's Sarsaparilla and Pills Which thoroughlycleanse the blood, expelling all humors and building up the whole system. They cure Hood's Sarsaparilla permanently cured J. G, Hines, Franks, II)., of ozzema, from which be bad suffered some time; and Miaa Alvitia Wol- ter, Bjx 212, Algona. Wis., of pimples on her face and back and chafed skin on ber body, by which she had been greatly troubled. There are more testimonials in favor of Hoods than can be published. - Hood' a Saramnarlllm promlmmm to cure and komoa thm promwlam. Crush. "There was a crush at the wedding, I suppose." "Crush? Why, the ushers had to form a flying wedge in order to get the bridal party up to the altar." Life. Piso s Cure is the best medicine we ever used for all affections of the throat and lungs. Wk. O. Esdslet, Vauburen, Iiid. eo. 10. law. An Indigestible Man. Kitty But he is such an indigestible man. Jane Indigestible? Kitty Yes;' he always disagrees with me. Detroit Free .Press. PITO Permanently Cured. No fits or nerrousnee (lit after nrst day's nteof Dr. Xline'sGreat Nerve Bestmr. Send for FREE 94.00 trial bottle and treat- is. Ul-U.rl. ILLlN.L,m..i(3l ArchStt'oUaaelpnia.l'a Their Wives. "How many men owe their success in life to their wives." . Yes. And how many more men owe their wives to their success in life." Life. iinnnnfi Hiniff umimcttamm ia rightly named, because it purifies the blood and tones up the body. Spring Medicine. "I see the doctor is sending bills to all his patients." . "Yes; I suppose bethinks at this season of the year they all need bitter pills." Philadelphia Bulletin. Aek Tour Dealer tar Allen's Foot-Ease, A powder. It Cures Swollen, Sore, Hot, Callous, Achlnc ,8weating- Feet and Ingrowing Nails. Makes new or tight shoes easy. At all Druggists and Shoe stores, 2S cents. Accept Xo Substitute. Sample No Vacant Lot for Her. He ua rung, I love you. W ill you not make me nappy by sharing my humble lot with me? She Ia there a nice little house on the lot, Henry? Boston Herald. Mothers will find Mrs. VVinslow's Sooth- ins; Syrup the best remedy to use for their U 1 1 .4 j : . i. . . -i , uuuviTCU uunug iije wciiiiug penou. Between Friends. Enpeck I understand your wife is ill. Meeker Yes; she hasn't spoken a word for three days. Enpeck Good! You always were a lucky dog. Chicago News. If you want to try a sample of the nnest spices you ever used send us 5 cents in stamps with the name ot your grocer and mention this paper and we will fend you a 10 cent tin of Monopole hite pepper or cayenne or ginger or other variety you may select as a sam ple. e know it is only necessary to get you to try them to make you a be liever in Monopole. Address Wad- hams & Kerr Bros., Portland, Ore. Proof Conclusive. Bobbie--Grandma, kin I pull out one of your white hairs? "Yes, dear." Bobbie (gleefully) There, siree! me noie uoes lie. mere aint no number on this one. CASTOR I A For Infants and Children. The Kind You Have Always Bought Bears the Signature Cause and Efttct "John," she said to her husband, who was grumbling over his breakfast, your love has grown cold.' "No, it Jiasn't!" he snapped, "but my breakfast has." "That's just it. If your love hadn't grown cold, you w6uldn't notice that your breakfast had." Philadelphia Press. Too Thin. Church Music Committee I thought you said you were a fine bass? You can't be heard ten seats from the or gan. Bass Well, isn't that a fine voice? Boston Herald. Hamlin's Wizard Oil is an old remedy, and like an old friend may be depended on. it cures pain. Wouldn't Squander It Mr. Hardfiste if I give vou this penny, my man, will you squander it for drink? Weary Walker No, sir; I'll use it to git a new autymobile my old one's wearin out. f N m m m a m sr iiuusenuiu economy. It ia a false economy to buy groceries which are cheap at the expense of qualitv. You can't a (lord to tamper with your health. For that reason you ought to buy MONOPOLE GROCERIES The purest to be had and very reasonable in price. All first class grocers handle them. WADHAMS 4 KERR BROS.. Packers. Portland. CLfiES ttrittf All flii? FillS. - Oman Syrup. Taatea Good. Use I In time. Sold bv drunrists. I SI 1 - GOOD Short Stories Glad8tone once said of hjmseif: it y 1 blind is like a market gardener's band cart; full every morning ofTTresh fruit and vegetables. , Those undisposed of at night I empty out and start with fresh stock next day." At a dinner In New York Andrew Carnegie said: "I sometimes think this would be an appropriate epitaph to be placed upon my tomb: 'Here lies a man who knew how to get around him much cleverer. men than himself.'" Not long ago, two enthusiastic an glers arranged a fishing match to de cide the respective merits of the worm and the minnow as bait. For hours they sat patiently, orr a bank without get ting so much as a nibble. At last the proprietor of the worm suddenly said that he had got a bite, and, jerking bis line out of the water, discovered at the end of It the other man's minnow, which, having by this time grown hun gry, had devoured his worm. The other day, when the jury in murder trial in the Louisville courts had retired to their room, the foreman said: "Gentfemen, this is a serious case we have to decide. A man's life may be forfeited by our decision. How many Christians are among us?" Nine men raised their hands. "Will one of you pray?" asked the foreman. One of the oldest Jurors said he would do his best. AIL knelt, and a most earnest and im pressive prayer was offered. Ballotin; was then begun. Several jurors were in favor of a life sentence, and others for terms as short as eisrht years. The Jury finally agreed on eighteen years, One day last autumn Bennet Bur leigh, the noted English special war correspondent, was encountered a few miles outside Pretoria by the volcanic rhetorician. General Tucker. "What the are you doing out her with that thing?" asked the Gen eal. Dointins to a kodak wnicn was slung round his shoulders. "Well, sir,' promptly replied Mr. Burleigh, "I was intending to take some photographs but had I known that I was to have the pleasure of meeting you I should have brought out a phonograph. At this audacity, it is said that eveu General Tucker's stock of sulphurous adjectives ran low. It Is related that the only man who ever got even with Cecil Rhodes in the matter of personalities was a little Ger man clerk in the government office at Johannesburg. Rhodes on this ocea sion had to stand in line, and he dldn' like it. He had not been used to stand ing in line in South Africa or anywhere else. "Please attend to me at once, he said, "I $an't wait." "When your turn comes, mister," mumbled the clerk. "Confound you, sir; don't you know who I am? I'm Rhodes." "Oh yes, 1 knew tnat; DUt mat aoesu i wor ry me," was the unruffled reply. "If you were in Cape Town, I'd have you disehareed in a minute," roared the Premier. "Yes, I have heard that they discharge people in Cape Town for do ine their duty," answered the clerk but we ain't in Cane Town. 1 his is a republic." - A SketchiiiR Party. I can't entertain on the lawn yet for several weeks to come." said a young woman who likes to gather her friends for a jolly time, "and since we must amuse ourselves indoors, I've planned a sketching party that I think will be lust delightful. Perhaps its an old idea, but at any rate I never heard of it I'll seat my friends in rows, and give each person a pencil and a block of paper. Then each will be told to draw the face, in profile, of the person at his or her right. "The sketches will not be meant as caricatures, you understand, but they must be as natural and true to life as the artists can make them. A great many people can't draw at all, you say! Ah, but that'll be all the more fun Fancy me 1 can't make a crooked line. much less a straight one trying to sketch one side of my next neighbor's fierce mustache, and all the time re flecting that my next neighbor at the left is trying to do justice to my snub nose: on, it u De interesting every minute! "Perhaps it would be well to make a rule that no one shall look at a neigh bor's sketch until all are completed, and possibly we ought to allow just so much time to finish the drawings. The prizes for the best and the worst like nesses will be pictures, I guess. "Card parties and dancing parties are so common that they're stupid, and be sides, many people object to them alto gether. But there can't be anything ob jectionable ahout my sketching bee, and I'm sure that it will not be dull!". What to Wear In Berlin. Germany is perhaps the last country where one would look for a Count d'Orsay, but one has apparently arisen, says the London Mail. An enterprising member of the "up per circles," with an eye to commercial Ism, not long ago took very tastefully furnished offices in the west end of Berlin, where be gives advice as to "correct" and fashionable dress for the male sex. His name is not divulged, but his suc cess In offering "advice to men regard ing dress and toilet" has proved very successful, as mauy of his clients de clare they have not sufficient time to give to such matters, and are willing to accept instruction as to the latest fash ion. His success has induced several la dies of position to start similar consult ing rooms for fashionable ladies. In these cases, too, no names are given, the business being doue by recommen dation. - To such an extent has competition grown here that many tailors are ready to attire good-looking men in the latest fashions gratis in condition that they recommend them clients. There are also tailors and costumers who dress people for a fixed sum annually, renew-" ing his clothes on certain dates and tak ing back the old ones. Short-Sighted German Students. Xo fewer than Gl per cent of Ger man students are short-sighted, states Prof. Cohn of Breslau. lit Grot Lock. "You've lynched the wrong man,? cried the sheriff. "Well," replied Alkali Ike thought fully, "it's a great piece of luck tfcat we didn't find it out in time to spoil the inn."- - - -" -Y" :: Very Unwelcome. ;::2' tanay .tur.ee l on don't look very pleasant, pard. ' Did yer get a hand-out at de last house? - " - - ; Billy Coalgate Yes, but de hand dat cum was in de shape of a closed . fist. Chicago Post. - - There are Different Kinds. Mrs. Newwed Are you fond of sports? -- - v- Mrs. Coyne L love one. , ' Mrs. Newwed1 Footkall? .. : Mrs. Coyne No; my husbands- Boston - Herald. - : Explained, . . '. it seems to me," said the young housewife, "there's entirely too much water in the milk you serve." It won't occur again, ma'am," said the foxy milkman." "You see, the farmer's man has been gi vingthe cows too much salt and it makes 'em very thirsty. The farmer's got a new man now." Philadelphia Press. : - - Always Consistent. : . ene vv nen are you going to give me the money to buy that new dress? He Aext week. - . ;. ' - " "That's what you said last week." "Yes, and that's what I say now and am going to say next week.. .1 aint the kind of a man to say one thing one week and another thing next week." Tit-Bits.- --.--. A Woman's Complexion. In the spring, when the young man's fancy is lightly turning to thoughts of lore, the young lady of fashion is spending her spare time over her complexion, for the winter months of close stifled rooms, late hours and the long round of dissioation demanded by society begin to tell strongly on the bloom of the feminine cheek and a thorough treatment must be given to tone up the system and bring back the freshness before summer arrives. The first thing is to look well after the diet and see that it is wholesome and varied, and sufficient ia quantity to keep up the strength. . - Some skint in the spring of the year are subject to disfiguring eruptions and the most approved means of getting rid of this trouble is to take Vogeler's Curative Compound, which purifies, cools and cleanses the blood from all impurities, and removes every trace of skin eruptions. Beware of any and all external face and skin remedies, such as lotions, powders, soaps, etc., many of which are absolutely dangerous, from the fact that they contain powerful chemicals, which have been known to mark and otherwise disfigure the lace for life. Vogeler's Curative Compound is made wnolly from purely vegetable ingredients, from the formula of one of London's most noted living physi cians, and has no equal for beautifying the complexion, because it purifies and cleanses the blood and makes pure rich red blood. It also tones up the system, gives-an appetite, ensures sweet and peaceful sleep. invigorates and strengthens the entire -nervous organi zation. It makes people well. A free sample bottle will be sent free by applying to St. Jacobs Oil, Ltd., Baltimore, Md. . A Sleepy Job. Friend What are you going to do with the alarm clock? Salesman Taking it down for onr store. Friend Out of order, eh? -Salesman Not at all. I just get it to go off at the closing hour. Our store don't advertise, you know. Philadel phia Press. ABSOLUTE SECURITY. Genuine C arter's Little Liver Pills. Must Bear Signature of Sea Pac-Slntile Wrapper Betow. Terr null amd m easy 'tejtake as angaxw FOR HEADACHE. FOR DIZZINESS FDR BIUOUSMESSV FOR TORPID LIVER. FOR CONSTIPATION. FOR SALLOW SKIN. FOR THE COMPLEXION OCRUMI MUTNVm PurelyYeffetanl CURE SICK HEADACHE. Got a Good Start. He I was once one of the judges at baby show. She Heavens!- How did you es cape? He We handed in a sealed verdict, Puck. Lost Hxw " My hair came out by the hand ful, and the gray hairs began to creep in. I tried Ayer's Hair Vigor, and it stopped the hair from com ing out and restored the color." Mrs. M. D.Gray, No. Salem, Mass. There's a pleasure in offering such a prepara tion as Ayer's Hair Vigor. It gives to all who use it such satisfaction. The hair becomes thicker, longer, softer, and more glossy. And you feel so secure in using such an old and reliable prepara tion. SI.N a Mile. AUanoWa. If your drngeist cannot supply yon, end na one dollar and we win express yon a bottle. Be sore and gire the nana of tout nearest express office. Address, J. C AVER. CO., Lowell, Mass. CARTER'S .TO- MR. DOO LEY ON REAOI Nth. He Point Oat at ; Popular Miaapprs- . t ... . kenaion. Readin. me fn'nd, is talked about be all readin" people, as though it was th on'y thing that makes a man betther thin his neighbors. But th truth Is that readin' Is th' nex. thing this side It goin to bed fr restin th mind.-- ""With mos' people It takes th place It wurruk. A man doesn't think whin he 's readin.'. or if Tie has to. th' book is no fun. Did ye Iver have something to do that ye ought to do, but didn't want to, an while ye was wishin ye was dead, did. ye happen to pick up a newspaper? Ye know what occurred. '- Ye didn't jus' skim through th' spoortln' intillygince an th crime news. Whin ye got through with thinv ye read th other quarther iv th pa-per. Ye read about people ye niver heerd Iv, an' happenin's ye didn't undherstand th' fashion notes, th' theatrical gossip, th s'clety news frm Peoria, -th' quotations on oats, th' curb market, th' real-estate transfers, th marredge licenses, th' death notices, th' want ads., th' dhry- goods bargains, an even th' iditoryals. Thin ye r-read thim over again with a faint idee ye'd read thim before. Thin ye yawned, studied "th design It th carpet, an' settled down . to wurruk. Was ye exerelsin ye-er joynt Intelleck while ye" was readin'? No more thin If ye d been whist im or wrian' ye-er name on a pa-aper. If anny . wan else -but . me come along they might say: "What a mind Hin- nlssy has! He's always readin'.' But I w'u'd kick th' book or paaper out fir ye-er hand, an grab: ye be th' collar. an' cry, "Up, Hinnissy, an' to wurruk!" Fr I'd know ye were loaflnV BelieTe me, Hinnissy, readin' is not thlnkin'. It seems like it, an' whin it comes out in talS sometimes, it sounds like it. It's a kind It nearthought tnat iooks glnooyne to th thoughtless, but ye can't get anny thing on it Manny a man I've knowed has so doped hi m- silf with books that he'd stumble over a carpet-tack. Century. SERVANTS-PROBLEM IN LONDON. Men Being Imported to Take the Placo of Women Domestics. Of late London has despaired of solv ing the "servant girl problem," and has set about importing men to take the places of women in" housework. They are bringing them across the channel by the shipload, and the servant girl la rapidly disappearing, from the London household. -r" They call these male servants "gen erals," and there is no. part of house work that they cannot do, from press ing my lord's trousers to combing my lady's hair. These "generals" get wages ranging from $50 to $300 a year. They are civil, clean and neat, and are ac customed to long hours. This fresh field of labor especially appeals to the young man of continen tal Europe, as it gives him a chance to escape from army conscription. So far these men have proved themselves es pecially adapted for domestic work. The experience of the different nation alities is interesting. . Germans have been found the best. They generally speak two languages, sometimes three, and make excellent house servants. Ger many and France supply most of the demand.; Italians and Swiss come next in numbers and qualities, but for good, rough, all-around work the people who take the lead are the Egyptians. For these people there is a growing de mand, and the descendants of the Pharaohs are wrestling the pots and pans in many an English kitchen to the mutual satisfaction of employer and employed. Aitnougn tne wages or a male "gen eral" in London run from $50 to $300 a year, the average pay is $70 a year for one who is not a cook and $120 a year for one who is. - HIGHER PAY FOR CLERGY. A Comparison Between American and Kngliah Compensations. When the new Episcopal palace of the diocese of New York is raised npou Cathedral Heights a fund will prob ably be provided whose Income will be used to supplement the salary of the bishop. He now receives $12,500 year. An endowment of slightly more than $30,000, of which a considerable portion is already raised, will yield the same income, making a total of $25,000. From the most important Episco palian diocese in America Bishop Pot ter draws but one-fourth ofWie pay of the bishop In London. The archbishop of York also receives $50,000 a year. while the English primate has $75, 000, which maintains no inconsiderable state in Canterbury, a "city" little larger than a village. Even In this country there are many wealthy par ishes whose ministers receive as high pay or higher than that of the bishop of the metropolitan diocese. It's an old story that the salary of the average clergyman the man In the ranks Is still miserably low, especially In the country. A. prosperous congre gation ministered to in . constant anxiety by a cultured man whose life Is one long struggle with poverty is hardly a spectacle to inspire either pride or piety. "The laborer Is worthy of his hire," and he should receive it. New York World. Statue of the Late Austrian Empress. A bronze statue of a woman carrying parasol Is rather unusual among works of art, but such has recently been unveiled to the late Empress of Austria. It Is situated in a small na tional park in Hungary, in which the late Empress was fond of hunting and riding. At Phillips Brooks' House. The rhillips Brooks house, at Cam bridge, Mass., now has 5o9 contribu tors, representing not only tne United States, but England, France, Turkey, Japan, China and South America. Diameter or Jupiter. The diameter of Jupiter, according to Professor T. J. J. See's new deter mination, is 88.203 miles; that of Mars 4,155 miles, and that of Mercury 2,657 miles. - ' - : If you should have occasion to scream for help, could you make yourself heard any considerable distance? The writer of this had a nightmare recently. land dreamed that be was being robbed. He screamed for help, and a boy sleep ing in the next room did pot h-iar him. Oar yjortzczo Life to the moet favored Is ntrt alwaye fall of arm shine, but to the avwrage American girl or woman who ia obliged to work for' her living, and, perhaps" to Help otners at Home, lile la often heavy drag in consequence of illness. Women who work, especially thoaa who are constantly on their feet, ara peculiarly liable to the development of organic troubles,' and should par ticularly need the first manifestations, such as backache, pains in the lower limbs and lower part of the stomach. uregruiar and painfoi monthly periods- Ibsa Eixa Bkesxicr, E. Kochxstkb, Ohio. faintness, weakness, loss of appetite and sleep.' The young lady whose portrait we publish herewith had all these symp toms and in addition leucorrhoea. and was cured by Lydia E. Pinkbam'a Vegetable Compound. First, she wrote a letter to Mrs. Pinkham's lab oratory at Lynn, Mass., describing her trouble, received in reply accurate in structions what to do to get well, and now wishes her name used to convince others that they may be cured as she was. "-. - The same helping hand, free of charge or obligation, is extended, to every ailing woman in' America, If you are sick you are foolish not to get this valuable advice, it costs you noth ing, and she is Bure to help you. Don't wait until it is too late write to-day. Class in Harmony. How's your music school prosper ing, Boomitt? " "First rate. I've just introduced a novelty that ought to take," "What's that?" "A class in harmony for married people. ' Philadelphia Bulletin. Looked Reasonable. "Of course you have your furniture insured?" "No; I don't see the use of it." "Your flat is fireproof, eh?" 'Seems to be. There's never the slightest suspicion of heat in it." Philadelphia Press. An Honored Name. "Hemember," said the impressive person, "that your ancestors have left you an honorable name." "Well," answered the titled youth, ruefully, "it is all right on a visiting card, but it isn't much at a bank." Washington Star. . PRINTERS I have enough good type for small newspaper "and job plant. No machinery. Will sell cheap for cash or trade for "Portland real estate. Address Pm O. BOX 416, Portland, Or. Summer Resolutions TAKE THE UeeBey Cure Sure relief from liquor, opiunr and tobacco ilief from li aablts. Sei naDiis. eena tor particulars to Keeley Institute Moved to 420 Williams Ave.. Po.tland, Oregon VTw HEALTH RESTORER. U5EIT! 1 Getting On. A gentleman met recently a Harvard graduate of last June. "How goes it, Harry?" said he. . "Oh, things are booming," replied the young man, cheerfully. "I don't get any pay yet, but I'm probably the best oiler of ma chinery in New England." Boston Christian Register. ECZEMA'S ITOH IS TORTURE. Eczema is caused bv an acid humor Ik the blood coming - in contact - with the skin and croducinc creat redness and in. oammauon ; little pustular eruptions form and discharge a thin, sticky fluid, which dries and scales off ; sometimes the skin is tiara, dry and fissured."" Eczema in any farm is a tormentinsr. stubborn disease. and the itching and burniner at times are almost unbearable; the acid burning uiunor seemi io ooze out ana sec tne slun on fire." Salves, washes nor other exter nal applications do any teal good, for as lone as tne Txnson remains in the blood it will keep the skin irritated. BAD FORM OF TtTTER. For three vpan I had Tetter on my hands, which caused them to swell to twice their natural size. Fart of the time the disease was in the form of run ning sores, very pain ful, and causing me much discomfort. Four doctors said the Tetter had progressed too far to be cured, and thev Could dD'nothine for me. J took only three bottles of S. S. S. and was comnletelr cured. This was fifteen years ro. ana nave sever ice seen anysltrn of nsv old trouble." ICaa. U. B. Jacksok, 1414 McCec St., Kansas City, Mo. S. S. S.- neutralizes this acid noison. tools the blood and restores it to a healthy. natural state, and the rough, unhealthy skin becomes soft, smooth and clear. cures Tetter, Ery sipelas, Psoriasis, Salt Snenm and all skin diseases due to a pois oned condition of the blood Send for onr book and write us about your. case. Our physicians have made these diseases a life study, and can help you by their advice ; we make no charge for this service . All correspondency. conaucica in sincicst connaence. THE SWIFT SPECIFIC CO, ATLANTA, , SURGERY IN THE SOUOAN. InsnfficXent Appliances at Hand Did Mot Prevent Operations. - .. Good surgeons are often men of great Ingenuity, and : there are numerous cases on record of Important and wholly satisfactory results accomplished, with rude appliances. A writer - who was with the British army In the Soudan, "gives, in a New York paper, this illus tration of a clever adaptation of means to a desired end: T "Sj ' After the Battle of Omdurman we brought back to Abadieh 121 wounded officers and men.' Of this number there were twenty-one cases of which an ac curate diagnosis could not be made by ordinary surgical means. By the help of he Roentgen rays, however, we found the bullet or proved Its absence In twenty out of these twenty-one cases, the remaining case being so 111 with a severe wound In the lung that It was- not considered justifiable to examine him at the time. Of course we had no steam engine to generate electricity for us, and the des ert heat had dissolved our specially pre pared candles into their constituents. - Necessity, however. Is the mother of invention, and we had recourse to a unique method. The pulley of a small dynamo was connected by means of a leather strap with the rear wheel of a tandem bicycle. Having carefully ad justed the circuit with the storage bat tery, and also with the Toltmeter and ammeter, a warrant officer took his po sition on the seat of the bicycle and commenced pedaling. When fifteen "volts and fourteen amperes were reg istered, the switch close to the handle of the bicycle was opened and the charging of the battery begun. As the resistance became greater a sensation as of riding .up-hill was ex perienced by the man on the seat, and the services of an additional orderly were requisitioned for the front seat of the tandem. As this bicycle practice was generally Indulged in In a temperature of 110 de grees in the shade, the orderlies were not sorry when, at the end of a balf hour, the switch was turned off and the machine brought to a standstill. ; High Art. Miss Gush Isn't her complexion lovely? It's like a beautifully tinted china cup I saw Miss Kostique Yes; it "certainly is a beautifully painted mug. Philadel phia Record. nother Point of View. Miss Elderly Never in all my life have I lost my self possession. - Miss Tlypp But if some man had asked for it doubtless it would have been different. Curious to Know. . The Bachelor Why, I've just reached my "prime. She What delayed you? Smart Set. BUGGIES. Give better satisfaction than anything on the market at anything like the price, be cause they are made of good material, to stand "Oregon roads" Iron corners on bodies, braces on shafts, heavy second growth wheels, screwed rims. If yon want to feel sure that you are getting your mon ey's worth, ask for a "Bee line" or a "MitcheU" (Henney) Buggy. We guar antee them. Mltchall, Lewa Slmvmp Co. Seattle, Spokane, Boise. Portland, Or. STRONGER AND BETTER THAN COMMON HALLOCK'S OR ANY OTHER BERRY BOX NEW PATENT FOLDING BERRY BOX. No Staples. No Tacks, Opens iIENSE IMM SAMPLE BOX FREE. Pkg. at Dealers. Wsil. 60c Fre e 68-Pge Hind K. J. BO WEN, Coast Agents, For 71 Years McCormick for harvesting the () () (5) The McCormick (O. K.) Line of Headers, Mowers, Binders, Rakes and Reapers is described in the FINEST CATALOGUE EVER PRINTED. Send for one FREE, to A. H. BOYLAN, McCormick HOSPITAL SECRETS. A Nurse Says : ; " Pe-ru-na is a - Tonic of Efficiency." .MRS. KATE TAYLOR. Mrs. Kate Taylor, a graduated nurse of prominence, gives her ex perience with Peruna in an open letter. Her position in society and professional standing combine to give special prominence to her utterances. CHICAGO, ILL., 427 Monroe St. "As far as I have observed Peruna is the finest tonic any man or woman can use who is weak from the after effects of any Eerious illness. "I have seen it used in a number of convalescent cases, and have seen sev eral other tonics used, but I found that those who used Peruna had the quick est relief." : "Peruna seems to restore vitality, increase bodily vigor and renew health and strength In a wonderfully short time." MRS. KATE TAYLOR. In view of the great multitude of women suffering from some form of fe male disease and yet unable to find any cure, Dr. Hartman, the renowned spe cialist on female catarrhal diseases, has; announced his willingness to direct the treatment of as many cases as make application to him during the summer months, without charge. Address The Peruna Medicine Co., Columbus, Ohio.. Their One Fault Fond Mother There, my sons, E have spent all the morning making you-, some cookies like Aunt Mary's. Yoii; like hers so much. What is the mat ter? Disappointed Boys You never cut. 'em out with a pail cover! She Didn't Mean It Clara I had an awful time when I refused him. Maud How do you mean? Clara Why, he took it in earnest, and I had to explain that I didn't mean it. SCHOOLS AND COLLEGES. OREGON. FOKTLAND- St. Helen's School for Girls. Thirty-third year. Commodious build ings. Modern equipment. Academic and college preparatory courses. Spe cial conrses in music and art. Illus. trated catalogue. 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