Eruptions
Drjj moist, Scaly tetter all forms
of eczema or salt rheum, pimples
. and other cutaneous eruptions pro-
i r i.iii :u... ii
irum " w iuiicr iM;u,
or acquired through defective di -
gestion and assimilation.
To treat these eruptions with
drying medicines is dangerous.
The thing to do is to take
Hood's Sarsaparilla
and Pills
Which thoroughlycleanse the blood,
expelling all humors and building
up the whole system. They cure
Hood's Sarsaparilla permanently cured J. G,
Hines, Franks, II)., of ozzema, from which be
bad suffered some time; and Miaa Alvitia Wol-
ter, Bjx 212, Algona. Wis., of pimples on her
face and back and chafed skin on ber body, by
which she had been greatly troubled. There
are more testimonials in favor of Hoods than
can be published. -
Hood' a Saramnarlllm promlmmm to
cure and komoa thm promwlam.
Crush.
"There was a crush at the wedding,
I suppose."
"Crush? Why, the ushers had to
form a flying wedge in order to get the
bridal party up to the altar." Life.
Piso s Cure is the best medicine we ever
used for all affections of the throat and
lungs. Wk. O. Esdslet, Vauburen, Iiid.
eo. 10. law.
An Indigestible Man.
Kitty But he is such an indigestible
man.
Jane Indigestible?
Kitty Yes;' he always disagrees
with me. Detroit Free .Press.
PITO Permanently Cured. No fits or nerrousnee
(lit after nrst day's nteof Dr. Xline'sGreat Nerve
Bestmr. Send for FREE 94.00 trial bottle and treat-
is. Ul-U.rl. ILLlN.L,m..i(3l ArchStt'oUaaelpnia.l'a
Their Wives.
"How many men owe their success
in life to their wives."
. Yes. And how many more men
owe their wives to their success in
life." Life.
iinnnnfi Hiniff umimcttamm ia
rightly named, because it purifies the
blood and tones up the body.
Spring Medicine.
"I see the doctor is sending bills to
all his patients." .
"Yes; I suppose bethinks at this
season of the year they all need bitter
pills." Philadelphia Bulletin.
Aek Tour Dealer tar Allen's Foot-Ease,
A powder. It Cures Swollen, Sore, Hot, Callous,
Achlnc ,8weating- Feet and Ingrowing Nails. Makes
new or tight shoes easy. At all Druggists and Shoe
stores, 2S cents. Accept Xo Substitute. Sample
No Vacant Lot for Her.
He ua rung, I love you. W ill you
not make me nappy by sharing my
humble lot with me?
She Ia there a nice little house on
the lot, Henry? Boston Herald.
Mothers will find Mrs. VVinslow's Sooth-
ins; Syrup the best remedy to use for their
U 1 1 .4 j : . i. . . -i ,
uuuviTCU uunug iije wciiiiug penou.
Between Friends.
Enpeck I understand your wife is
ill.
Meeker Yes; she hasn't spoken a
word for three days.
Enpeck Good! You always were
a lucky dog. Chicago News.
If you want to try a sample of the
nnest spices you ever used send us 5
cents in stamps with the name ot your
grocer and mention this paper and we
will fend you a 10 cent tin of Monopole
hite pepper or cayenne or ginger or
other variety you may select as a sam
ple. e know it is only necessary to
get you to try them to make you a be
liever in Monopole. Address Wad-
hams & Kerr Bros., Portland, Ore.
Proof Conclusive.
Bobbie--Grandma, kin I pull out
one of your white hairs?
"Yes, dear."
Bobbie (gleefully) There, siree!
me noie uoes lie. mere aint no
number on this one.
CASTOR I A
For Infants and Children.
The Kind You Have Always Bought
Bears the
Signature
Cause and Efttct
"John," she said to her husband,
who was grumbling over his breakfast,
your love has grown cold.'
"No, it Jiasn't!" he snapped, "but
my breakfast has."
"That's just it. If your love hadn't
grown cold, you w6uldn't notice that
your breakfast had." Philadelphia
Press.
Too Thin.
Church Music Committee I thought
you said you were a fine bass? You
can't be heard ten seats from the or
gan.
Bass Well, isn't that a fine voice?
Boston Herald.
Hamlin's Wizard Oil is an old remedy,
and like an old friend may be depended
on. it cures pain.
Wouldn't Squander It
Mr. Hardfiste if I give vou this
penny, my man, will you squander it
for drink?
Weary Walker No, sir; I'll use it
to git a new autymobile my old one's
wearin out.
f N
m m m a m sr
iiuusenuiu economy.
It ia a false economy to buy groceries
which are cheap at the expense of qualitv.
You can't a (lord to tamper with your health.
For that reason you ought to buy
MONOPOLE GROCERIES
The purest to be had and very reasonable
in price. All first class grocers handle them.
WADHAMS 4 KERR BROS.. Packers.
Portland.
CLfiES ttrittf All flii? FillS. -
Oman Syrup. Taatea Good. Use I
In time. Sold bv drunrists. I
SI
1 -
GOOD
Short Stories
Glad8tone once said of hjmseif: it y
1 blind is like a market gardener's band
cart; full every morning ofTTresh fruit
and vegetables. , Those undisposed of
at night I empty out and start with
fresh stock next day."
At a dinner In New York Andrew
Carnegie said: "I sometimes think this
would be an appropriate epitaph to be
placed upon my tomb: 'Here lies a man
who knew how to get around him much
cleverer. men than himself.'"
Not long ago, two enthusiastic an
glers arranged a fishing match to de
cide the respective merits of the worm
and the minnow as bait. For hours they
sat patiently, orr a bank without get
ting so much as a nibble. At last the
proprietor of the worm suddenly said
that he had got a bite, and, jerking bis
line out of the water, discovered at the
end of It the other man's minnow,
which, having by this time grown hun
gry, had devoured his worm.
The other day, when the jury in
murder trial in the Louisville courts
had retired to their room, the foreman
said: "Gentfemen, this is a serious case
we have to decide. A man's life may
be forfeited by our decision. How many
Christians are among us?" Nine men
raised their hands. "Will one of you
pray?" asked the foreman. One of the
oldest Jurors said he would do his best.
AIL knelt, and a most earnest and im
pressive prayer was offered. Ballotin;
was then begun. Several jurors were
in favor of a life sentence, and others
for terms as short as eisrht years. The
Jury finally agreed on eighteen years,
One day last autumn Bennet Bur
leigh, the noted English special war
correspondent, was encountered a few
miles outside Pretoria by the volcanic
rhetorician. General Tucker. "What
the are you doing out her
with that thing?" asked the Gen
eal. Dointins to a kodak wnicn was
slung round his shoulders. "Well, sir,'
promptly replied Mr. Burleigh, "I was
intending to take some photographs
but had I known that I was to have the
pleasure of meeting you I should have
brought out a phonograph.
At this
audacity, it is said that eveu General
Tucker's stock of sulphurous adjectives
ran low.
It Is related that the only man who
ever got even with Cecil Rhodes in the
matter of personalities was a little Ger
man clerk in the government office at
Johannesburg. Rhodes on this ocea
sion had to stand in line, and he dldn'
like it. He had not been used to stand
ing in line in South Africa or anywhere
else. "Please attend to me at once,
he said, "I $an't wait." "When your
turn comes, mister," mumbled the
clerk. "Confound you, sir; don't you
know who I am? I'm Rhodes." "Oh
yes, 1 knew tnat; DUt mat aoesu i wor
ry me," was the unruffled reply. "If
you were in Cape Town, I'd have you
disehareed in a minute," roared the
Premier. "Yes, I have heard that they
discharge people in Cape Town for do
ine their duty," answered the clerk
but we ain't in Cane Town. 1 his is a
republic."
- A SketchiiiR Party.
I can't entertain on the lawn yet for
several weeks to come." said a young
woman who likes to gather her friends
for a jolly time, "and since we must
amuse ourselves indoors, I've planned
a sketching party that I think will be
lust delightful. Perhaps its an old
idea, but at any rate I never heard of it
I'll seat my friends in rows, and give
each person a pencil and a block of
paper. Then each will be told to draw
the face, in profile, of the person at his
or her right.
"The sketches will not be meant as
caricatures, you understand, but they
must be as natural and true to life as
the artists can make them. A great
many people can't draw at all, you say!
Ah, but that'll be all the more fun
Fancy me 1 can't make a crooked line.
much less a straight one trying to
sketch one side of my next neighbor's
fierce mustache, and all the time re
flecting that my next neighbor at the
left is trying to do justice to my snub
nose: on, it u De interesting every
minute!
"Perhaps it would be well to make a
rule that no one shall look at a neigh
bor's sketch until all are completed,
and possibly we ought to allow just so
much time to finish the drawings. The
prizes for the best and the worst like
nesses will be pictures, I guess.
"Card parties and dancing parties are
so common that they're stupid, and be
sides, many people object to them alto
gether. But there can't be anything ob
jectionable ahout my sketching bee,
and I'm sure that it will not be dull!".
What to Wear In Berlin.
Germany is perhaps the last country
where one would look for a Count
d'Orsay, but one has apparently arisen,
says the London Mail.
An enterprising member of the "up
per circles," with an eye to commercial
Ism, not long ago took very tastefully
furnished offices in the west end of
Berlin, where be gives advice as to
"correct" and fashionable dress for the
male sex.
His name is not divulged, but his suc
cess In offering "advice to men regard
ing dress and toilet" has proved very
successful, as mauy of his clients de
clare they have not sufficient time to
give to such matters, and are willing to
accept instruction as to the latest fash
ion.
His success has induced several la
dies of position to start similar consult
ing rooms for fashionable ladies. In
these cases, too, no names are given,
the business being doue by recommen
dation. -
To such an extent has competition
grown here that many tailors are ready
to attire good-looking men in the latest
fashions gratis in condition that they
recommend them clients. There are
also tailors and costumers who dress
people for a fixed sum annually, renew-"
ing his clothes on certain dates and tak
ing back the old ones.
Short-Sighted German Students.
Xo fewer than Gl per cent of Ger
man students are short-sighted, states
Prof. Cohn of Breslau.
lit Grot Lock.
"You've lynched the wrong man,?
cried the sheriff.
"Well," replied Alkali Ike thought
fully, "it's a great piece of luck tfcat
we didn't find it out in time to spoil
the inn."- -
- -" -Y" :: Very Unwelcome. ;::2'
tanay .tur.ee l on don't look very
pleasant, pard. ' Did yer get a hand-out
at de last house? - " - - ;
Billy Coalgate Yes, but de hand dat
cum was in de shape of a closed . fist.
Chicago Post.
- - There are Different Kinds.
Mrs. Newwed Are you fond of
sports? -- - v-
Mrs. Coyne L love one. ,
' Mrs. Newwed1 Footkall? .. :
Mrs. Coyne No; my husbands-
Boston - Herald. -
: Explained, . . '.
it seems to me," said the young
housewife, "there's entirely too much
water in the milk you serve."
It won't occur again, ma'am," said
the foxy milkman." "You see, the
farmer's man has been gi vingthe cows
too much salt and it makes 'em very
thirsty. The farmer's got a new man
now." Philadelphia Press. : - -
Always Consistent. : .
ene vv nen are you going to give
me the money to buy that new dress?
He Aext week. - . ;. ' - "
"That's what you said last week."
"Yes, and that's what I say now and
am going to say next week.. .1 aint the
kind of a man to say one thing one
week and another thing next week."
Tit-Bits.- --.--.
A Woman's Complexion.
In the spring, when the young man's fancy is lightly
turning to thoughts of lore, the young lady of fashion
is spending her spare time over her complexion, for
the winter months of close stifled rooms, late hours
and the long round of dissioation demanded by society
begin to tell strongly on the bloom of the feminine
cheek and a thorough treatment must be given to tone
up the system and bring back the freshness before
summer arrives.
The first thing is to look well after the diet and see
that it is wholesome and varied, and sufficient ia
quantity to keep up the strength. . -
Some skint in the spring of the year are subject to
disfiguring eruptions and the most approved means of
getting rid of this trouble is to take Vogeler's Curative
Compound, which purifies, cools and cleanses the
blood from all impurities, and removes every trace of
skin eruptions. Beware of any and all external face
and skin remedies, such as lotions, powders, soaps,
etc., many of which are absolutely dangerous, from
the fact that they contain powerful chemicals, which
have been known to mark and otherwise disfigure the
lace for life. Vogeler's Curative Compound is made
wnolly from purely vegetable ingredients, from the
formula of one of London's most noted living physi
cians, and has no equal for beautifying the complexion,
because it purifies and cleanses the blood and makes
pure rich red blood. It also tones up the system,
gives-an appetite, ensures sweet and peaceful sleep.
invigorates and strengthens the entire -nervous organi
zation. It makes people well.
A free sample bottle will be sent free by applying to
St. Jacobs Oil, Ltd., Baltimore, Md.
. A Sleepy Job.
Friend What are you going to do
with the alarm clock?
Salesman Taking it down for onr
store.
Friend Out of order, eh? -Salesman
Not at all. I just get it
to go off at the closing hour. Our store
don't advertise, you know. Philadel
phia Press.
ABSOLUTE
SECURITY.
Genuine
C
arter's
Little
Liver Pills.
Must Bear Signature of
Sea Pac-Slntile Wrapper Betow.
Terr null amd m easy
'tejtake as angaxw
FOR HEADACHE.
FOR DIZZINESS
FDR BIUOUSMESSV
FOR TORPID LIVER.
FOR CONSTIPATION.
FOR SALLOW SKIN.
FOR THE COMPLEXION
OCRUMI MUTNVm
PurelyYeffetanl
CURE SICK HEADACHE.
Got a Good Start.
He I was once one of the judges at
baby show.
She Heavens!- How did you es
cape?
He We handed in a sealed verdict,
Puck.
Lost Hxw
" My hair came out by the hand
ful, and the gray hairs began to
creep in. I tried Ayer's Hair Vigor,
and it stopped the hair from com
ing out and restored the color."
Mrs. M. D.Gray, No. Salem, Mass.
There's a pleasure in
offering such a prepara
tion as Ayer's Hair Vigor.
It gives to all who use it
such satisfaction. The
hair becomes thicker,
longer, softer, and more
glossy. And you feel so
secure in using such an
old and reliable prepara
tion. SI.N a Mile. AUanoWa.
If your drngeist cannot supply yon,
end na one dollar and we win express
yon a bottle. Be sore and gire the nana
of tout nearest express office. Address,
J. C AVER. CO., Lowell, Mass.
CARTER'S
.TO-
MR. DOO LEY ON REAOI Nth.
He Point Oat at ; Popular Miaapprs-
. t ... . kenaion.
Readin. me fn'nd, is talked about be
all readin" people, as though it was th
on'y thing that makes a man betther
thin his neighbors. But th truth Is that
readin' Is th' nex. thing this side It
goin to bed fr restin th mind.-- ""With
mos' people It takes th place It wurruk.
A man doesn't think whin he 's readin.'.
or if Tie has to. th' book is no fun. Did
ye Iver have something to do that ye
ought to do, but didn't want to, an
while ye was wishin ye was dead, did.
ye happen to pick up a newspaper? Ye
know what occurred. '- Ye didn't jus'
skim through th' spoortln' intillygince
an th crime news. Whin ye got
through with thinv ye read th other
quarther iv th pa-per. Ye read about
people ye niver heerd Iv, an' happenin's
ye didn't undherstand th' fashion
notes, th' theatrical gossip, th s'clety
news frm Peoria, -th' quotations on
oats, th' curb market, th' real-estate
transfers, th marredge licenses, th'
death notices, th' want ads., th' dhry-
goods bargains, an even th' iditoryals.
Thin ye r-read thim over again with a
faint idee ye'd read thim before. Thin
ye yawned, studied "th design It th
carpet, an' settled down . to wurruk.
Was ye exerelsin ye-er joynt Intelleck
while ye" was readin'? No more thin If
ye d been whist im or wrian' ye-er
name on a pa-aper. If anny . wan
else -but . me come along they
might say: "What a mind Hin-
nlssy has! He's always readin'.'
But I w'u'd kick th' book or paaper out
fir ye-er hand, an grab: ye be th' collar.
an' cry, "Up, Hinnissy, an' to wurruk!"
Fr I'd know ye were loaflnV BelieTe
me, Hinnissy, readin' is not thlnkin'. It
seems like it, an' whin it comes out in
talS sometimes, it sounds like it. It's
a kind It nearthought tnat iooks
glnooyne to th thoughtless, but ye
can't get anny thing on it Manny a
man I've knowed has so doped hi m-
silf with books that he'd stumble over
a carpet-tack. Century.
SERVANTS-PROBLEM IN LONDON.
Men Being Imported to Take the Placo
of Women Domestics.
Of late London has despaired of solv
ing the "servant girl problem," and has
set about importing men to take the
places of women in" housework. They
are bringing them across the channel
by the shipload, and the servant girl la
rapidly disappearing, from the London
household. -r"
They call these male servants "gen
erals," and there is no. part of house
work that they cannot do, from press
ing my lord's trousers to combing my
lady's hair. These "generals" get wages
ranging from $50 to $300 a year. They
are civil, clean and neat, and are ac
customed to long hours.
This fresh field of labor especially
appeals to the young man of continen
tal Europe, as it gives him a chance to
escape from army conscription. So far
these men have proved themselves es
pecially adapted for domestic work.
The experience of the different nation
alities is interesting. . Germans have
been found the best. They generally
speak two languages, sometimes three,
and make excellent house servants. Ger
many and France supply most of the
demand.; Italians and Swiss come next
in numbers and qualities, but for good,
rough, all-around work the people who
take the lead are the Egyptians. For
these people there is a growing de
mand, and the descendants of the
Pharaohs are wrestling the pots and
pans in many an English kitchen to the
mutual satisfaction of employer and
employed.
Aitnougn tne wages or a male "gen
eral" in London run from $50 to $300 a
year, the average pay is $70 a year for
one who is not a cook and $120 a year
for one who is. -
HIGHER PAY FOR CLERGY.
A Comparison Between American and
Kngliah Compensations.
When the new Episcopal palace of
the diocese of New York is raised npou
Cathedral Heights a fund will prob
ably be provided whose Income will be
used to supplement the salary of the
bishop. He now receives $12,500
year. An endowment of slightly more
than $30,000, of which a considerable
portion is already raised, will yield the
same income, making a total of $25,000.
From the most important Episco
palian diocese in America Bishop Pot
ter draws but one-fourth ofWie pay of
the bishop In London. The archbishop
of York also receives $50,000 a year.
while the English primate has $75,
000, which maintains no inconsiderable
state in Canterbury, a "city" little
larger than a village. Even In this
country there are many wealthy par
ishes whose ministers receive as high
pay or higher than that of the bishop of
the metropolitan diocese.
It's an old story that the salary of the
average clergyman the man In the
ranks Is still miserably low, especially
In the country. A. prosperous congre
gation ministered to in . constant
anxiety by a cultured man whose life
Is one long struggle with poverty is
hardly a spectacle to inspire either
pride or piety. "The laborer Is worthy
of his hire," and he should receive it.
New York World.
Statue of the Late Austrian Empress.
A bronze statue of a woman carrying
parasol Is rather unusual among
works of art, but such has recently
been unveiled to the late Empress of
Austria. It Is situated in a small na
tional park in Hungary, in which the
late Empress was fond of hunting and
riding.
At Phillips Brooks' House.
The rhillips Brooks house, at Cam
bridge, Mass., now has 5o9 contribu
tors, representing not only tne United
States, but England, France, Turkey,
Japan, China and South America.
Diameter or Jupiter.
The diameter of Jupiter, according
to Professor T. J. J. See's new deter
mination, is 88.203 miles; that of Mars
4,155 miles, and that of Mercury 2,657
miles. - ' - :
If you should have occasion to scream
for help, could you make yourself
heard any considerable distance? The
writer of this had a nightmare recently.
land dreamed that be was being robbed.
He screamed for help, and a boy sleep
ing in the next room did pot h-iar him.
Oar yjortzczo
Life to the moet favored Is ntrt alwaye
fall of arm shine, but to the avwrage
American girl or woman who ia obliged
to work for' her living, and, perhaps"
to Help otners at Home, lile la often
heavy drag in consequence of illness.
Women who work, especially thoaa
who are constantly on their feet, ara
peculiarly liable to the development
of organic troubles,' and should par
ticularly need the first manifestations,
such as backache, pains in the lower
limbs and lower part of the stomach.
uregruiar and painfoi monthly periods-
Ibsa Eixa Bkesxicr, E. Kochxstkb, Ohio.
faintness, weakness, loss of appetite
and sleep.'
The young lady whose portrait we
publish herewith had all these symp
toms and in addition leucorrhoea.
and was cured by Lydia E. Pinkbam'a
Vegetable Compound. First, she
wrote a letter to Mrs. Pinkham's lab
oratory at Lynn, Mass., describing her
trouble, received in reply accurate in
structions what to do to get well, and
now wishes her name used to convince
others that they may be cured as she
was. "-. -
The same helping hand, free of
charge or obligation, is extended, to
every ailing woman in' America, If
you are sick you are foolish not to get
this valuable advice, it costs you noth
ing, and she is Bure to help you. Don't
wait until it is too late write to-day.
Class in Harmony.
How's your music school prosper
ing, Boomitt?
" "First rate. I've just introduced a
novelty that ought to take,"
"What's that?"
"A class in harmony for married
people. ' Philadelphia Bulletin.
Looked Reasonable.
"Of course you have your furniture
insured?"
"No; I don't see the use of it."
"Your flat is fireproof, eh?"
'Seems to be. There's never the
slightest suspicion of heat in it."
Philadelphia Press.
An Honored Name.
"Hemember," said the impressive
person, "that your ancestors have left
you an honorable name."
"Well," answered the titled youth,
ruefully, "it is all right on a visiting
card, but it isn't much at a bank."
Washington Star. .
PRINTERS
I have enough good type for
small newspaper "and job plant.
No machinery. Will sell cheap
for cash or trade for "Portland real
estate. Address
Pm O. BOX 416,
Portland, Or.
Summer Resolutions
TAKE
THE
UeeBey Cure
Sure relief from liquor, opiunr and tobacco
ilief from li
aablts. Sei
naDiis. eena tor particulars to
Keeley Institute
Moved to 420 Williams
Ave.. Po.tland, Oregon
VTw HEALTH RESTORER.
U5EIT!
1
Getting On.
A gentleman met recently a Harvard
graduate of last June. "How goes it,
Harry?" said he. . "Oh, things are
booming," replied the young man,
cheerfully. "I don't get any pay yet,
but I'm probably the best oiler of ma
chinery in New England." Boston
Christian Register.
ECZEMA'S
ITOH IS TORTURE.
Eczema is caused bv an acid humor Ik
the blood coming - in contact - with the
skin and croducinc creat redness and in.
oammauon ; little pustular eruptions form
and discharge a thin, sticky fluid, which
dries and scales off ; sometimes the skin is
tiara, dry and fissured."" Eczema in any
farm is a tormentinsr. stubborn disease.
and the itching and burniner at times are
almost unbearable; the acid burning
uiunor seemi io ooze out ana sec tne slun
on fire." Salves, washes nor other exter
nal applications do any teal good, for as
lone as tne Txnson remains in the blood
it will keep the skin irritated.
BAD FORM OF TtTTER.
For three vpan I
had Tetter on my
hands, which caused
them to swell to twice
their natural size. Fart
of the time the disease
was in the form of run
ning sores, very pain
ful, and causing me
much discomfort. Four
doctors said the Tetter
had progressed too far
to be cured, and thev
Could dD'nothine for
me. J took only three
bottles of S. S. S. and
was comnletelr cured.
This was fifteen years
ro. ana nave sever
ice seen anysltrn of nsv old trouble." ICaa.
U. B. Jacksok, 1414 McCec St., Kansas City, Mo.
S. S. S.- neutralizes this acid noison.
tools the blood and restores it to a healthy.
natural state, and the rough, unhealthy
skin becomes soft, smooth and clear.
cures Tetter, Ery
sipelas, Psoriasis, Salt
Snenm and all skin
diseases due to a pois
oned condition of the
blood Send for onr book and write us
about your. case. Our physicians have
made these diseases a life study, and can
help you by their advice ; we make no
charge for this service . All correspondency.
conaucica in sincicst connaence.
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SURGERY IN THE SOUOAN.
InsnfficXent Appliances at Hand Did
Mot Prevent Operations. - ..
Good surgeons are often men of great
Ingenuity, and : there are numerous
cases on record of Important and wholly
satisfactory results accomplished, with
rude appliances. A writer - who was
with the British army In the Soudan,
"gives, in a New York paper, this illus
tration of a clever adaptation of means
to a desired end: T "Sj '
After the Battle of Omdurman we
brought back to Abadieh 121 wounded
officers and men.' Of this number there
were twenty-one cases of which an ac
curate diagnosis could not be made by
ordinary surgical means.
By the help of he Roentgen rays,
however, we found the bullet or proved
Its absence In twenty out of these twenty-one
cases, the remaining case being
so 111 with a severe wound In the lung
that It was- not considered justifiable
to examine him at the time.
Of course we had no steam engine to
generate electricity for us, and the des
ert heat had dissolved our specially pre
pared candles into their constituents.
- Necessity, however. Is the mother of
invention, and we had recourse to a
unique method. The pulley of a small
dynamo was connected by means of a
leather strap with the rear wheel of a
tandem bicycle. Having carefully ad
justed the circuit with the storage bat
tery, and also with the Toltmeter and
ammeter, a warrant officer took his po
sition on the seat of the bicycle and
commenced pedaling. When fifteen
"volts and fourteen amperes were reg
istered, the switch close to the handle
of the bicycle was opened and the
charging of the battery begun.
As the resistance became greater a
sensation as of riding .up-hill was ex
perienced by the man on the seat, and
the services of an additional orderly
were requisitioned for the front seat of
the tandem.
As this bicycle practice was generally
Indulged in In a temperature of 110 de
grees in the shade, the orderlies were
not sorry when, at the end of a balf
hour, the switch was turned off and the
machine brought to a standstill.
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