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The Small of the Back That is wheie some people feel weak all the time. They are likely to be despondent and it is not unusual to find them borrowing trouble as if they hadn't enough already. The fact is their kidneys are weak, either naturally or because of sickness, exposure, worry or other influences. "I am thankful to t." writes J. L. Camp ball, of Sycamore. 111., " that Hood's Sarsapa rllla has cured me. For many years I was troubled with backache. At times I was so bad I had tn be helped from the bed or chair. I am now well and strong and free from pain." What this treat medicine did for him it has done for others. Hood's Sarsaparilla Promises to cure and keeps the promise. Begin treatment with Hood's todav. His Experience. "Suspense," sighed the condemned man. "Ah, my young friend; you don't know what moments of torture are." "Oh, yes I do," interposed the cal low youth. "I have often sat quietly with only a dime in my pocekt while my best girl . leisurely persued cue menu of a French cafe. "Chicago News. CASTOR I A For Infants and Children. The Kind You Have Always Bought Bears the Signature of A Genuine Surprise. Her Mother I saw him kiss you I am terribly shocked. I did not imagine for a moment he would dare take such a liberty. Herself Nor did I, ma. In fact, I bet him a pair of gloves he daren't! Brooklyn, N. Y., Oct. 31st After investigat ing Garfield Tea, which is quite universally acknowledged to be the best family remedy, it is not difficult to explain its success it is the medicine for GOOD RESULTS. It is manu factured here by the Garfield Tea Co. in their new and attractive labratory and is made wholly from simple, sweet and withal health living HERDS. Garfield Tea is the ORIGINAL herb cure for constipation and sick headache Where He Was. A little four year old occupied an uper berth in a sleeping car. Awak ening once in the middle of the night, his mother asked him if he knew where he was. 'Tourse I do, " he replied, "I'm in the top drawer. " CIT Permanently Cared. No fits or nervouBnei after first 47'n of Dr. Kline's Great Nerve Restorer. Send Tor FttEES'-i.OOtrislbottleaiidtreat-ise. D.a.H.KLl!iS,Ltd..31 AixhSt..PhUdelphi,P Way They Played Partners. : - "They had been married a year be fore anybody, knew it, and even then their secret was discovered only by accident. "indeed? " Yes," one ev ening at a card party, they thought lessly played partners, and the way they quarreled let the whole thing out!" Detroit Free Press. WANTEDS Every man. woman and child snAer. ine with colds, asthma. croiro. Doeu- i monia or consumption to write us. American Luna Balm Pad Co., Chattanooga, A Pekin Musicale. From the pagoda of the late Prince Li Sum Whot we heard strains of strange and weird music. Turning to the . guide we asked: "What causes that peculiar melody?" wny, ne explained, "tnat is one of our soldiers playing on his loot," Baltimore American. - Up-to-Now. "Have you hay fever? "No; that's old. I have the elec tric fan sniffles. Puck. (IT To0vSrC0Br With many millions of families Syrup of Figs has become the ideal home laxative. The combination is a simple and wholesome one, and the method of manufacture by the California Fig Syrup Company ensures that perfect purity and uniformity of product, which have commended it; to the favorable consideration of the ' most eminent physicians and to the intelligent appreciation of all ; who are well informed in reference to medicinal agents. , . Syrup of Figs has truly a laxative effect and acts gently with out in any way disturbing the natural functions and with perfect freedom from any unpleasant after effects. - In the process of manufacturing, figs are used, as'they are pleasant to the taste, but the medicinally laxative principles of the combination are obtained from plants known to act most bene ficially on the system. To det its beneficial effects Louiaville. Ky. row sale bv all A Disagreeable Characteristic Katharine I detest that Mr. Tif- flngton. ' ...'i. Margaret Why, Katharine? "Oh, he's the Una of man who al ways calls when, yon are expecting somebody else who doesn't come." Life. . Smith's Handicap. Rev. Dr. Thirdly I wish to an nounce brethren and sisters, that next Sunday my place in this pulpit will be occupied by the Rev. Mr. Smith. We will now "sing three verses of hymn No. 196, "That Awful Day Will Surely Come." Caller H:Id Up. Mistress Jane, have you ever been second girl before? . Jane No mum; alius cook. Mistress Then, when a caller comes you take the card, show the lady into the reception room and bring the card to me. . I will then tell you what to do. Next afternoon: Jane appearing at the door of her mistress' sitting room Caller down stairs' In th' hail. Mistress In the hail? Why didn't you . show her into the reception room? Jane She didn't have no ticket - Schools In Forto Rloo. The expense of maintaining schools in Porto Rico is very high if we consider the amount spent fur the small number of pupils enrolled. Education, however, is always essential to success. In our coun try the- people are being educated to the fact that there is a sure cure forindigestion, dyspepsia, constipation, nervousness and iiialaria, fever and ague, and that medicine is Hosietter's Stomach Bitters. Trv it. Onr Private Via Stamp is over the neck of me pome. Those Low Characters. Greene That fellow in the short coat was a wonderfully fluent talker. Gray Yes, I was wondering wheth er he was a labor agitator or only just a prizefighter. Boston Transcript. There is more Catarrh In this section of the country than all other diseases put togetner, and until the last few vears was suonosed to be incurable. For a great many years doctors pro nounced it a local disease, and prescribed local remedies, and by constantly failing to cure with local treatment, pronounced it incurable. Science has proven catarrh to be a constitu tional disease, and therefore requires constitu tional treatment. Hall's Catarrh Cure, man ufactured by F. J. Cheney A Co., Toledo, Ohio, is ilie only constitutional cure on the market. It is taken internally in doses from 10 drops to a teaspoonful. It acts directly on the blood and mucous surfaces of the system. They offer one hnndred dollars for any case it falls to cure. Send for circulars and testimonials. Ad dress, F. J. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, O. Bom dj imiggisis, voc. Hall's Family Pills are the best. Helpful Hints. "Are you the man who used to write- articles about 'How to live on Ten Dollars a Week'?" asked the caller of the pale gentleman with the bulging brow. ' 'I am he, " responded the pale gentleman. --..-' '-.---;y "Well, say, won't you give us one on 'How to Build a Thousand Dollar Cottage on Five Thousand Dollars'?" Baltimore American. Mothers will find Mrs. Winalow'a Sooth ing 8yrnp the best remedy to use for their- umiureii uunug tuc urcbiung period. . The Current Discussion. "..-' ---Dr. Youngun No, sir; I do not ap prove of admitting , others than the physician to the sick room. If the physician understands his business he can -prepare the patient for the hereafter. --,;-,---- Mr. Oldun You mean if he doesn't understand his business. Baltimore American. Piso's Cure for Consumption is an infal lible medicine for coughs and colds. N. W. 3AMOKL. Ocean Grove, N. J., Feb. 17. 1900. .---' - Bitter Experience. Mrs. Rasin Kane Oh! Rasin; there's the wedding march. Do you remember when we marched up the aisle to it "ten years ago? -,; - - Mr. Raisin Kane Yes, and I have been marching ever since. .- - Very Probable. " . Teacher What led Columbus to conclude the world was round. Bright Boy Well, his experience with it proved that it was anything but square. Boston Transcript. TO THBTas w-CMIl ITEmc : And RITUAL CHSnpAT,0 . . Permanemtly n Sm Fra rvoiaco.C&l droooistA 500,000 Wonini Have boon restored to health by Lyttta E Plnkhmm's Vege table Oompoundm Their let term are on file and prove thlrn mtatement to bo a fact, not a mere boast When a rrtedl olno bam boon muooeamful In Curing mo' many women, you oannot well may without try ing It" I do not bellevo H will help mom" . lllijf myt sm Vegetable Compound Is a positive cure for all those painful Ailments of Women. It "will entirely core the worst forms of I'uuuslO UWpitUUbB, nil V V ttilHll wIUUDieSj Inflammation and Ulceration. Fal liner and Displacements of the Womb, and consequent opimu jq eaiLuesa, ana is peculiarly aaapiea Your medicine cored me of ter rible female illness. Mrs. M. E. Mtjlleb, 1a Concord 8q., Boston, Mass. Backache. It has cured more cases of Backache and Lencorrhma than any other remedy the world has ever known. It is almost infallible in such cases. It dissolves and expels Tumors from the Uterus in an early stage of development, and checks any tendency to cancerous numors. Your Vegetable Comnound re moved a Fibroid Tumor from my womb after doctors failed to give relief. Mbs. B. A. Lombard, Westdale, Mass. Bearing-down Feeling: Womb troubles, causing pain, weight, and backache, instantly relieved and perma nently cured by its use. Under all circum stances it acts in harmony with the laws that govern the female system, and is as harmless as water. Backache left me after takinir the second bottle. Your medicine cured me when doctors failed. . Mrs. Sakah Holsteim, 8 Davis Block, Gorham St., Lowell, Mass. Irregularity, Snnnressed or Painful Menstruations. "Weak- lies. (11 uiv ouuim.u, xuuigt,iuuiuiuauji5, Flooding, Nervous. Prostration, Headache, Uenerai ueuinty. It is a strand medicine. I am thankful for the good it has done me. - Mrs. J. w. J.. - 76 Carolina Ave., - Jamaica Flam (Boston), Mass. Dizziness. Faintness, Extreme' Lassitude, " don't care " " and " want to be left alone " feeling, excitabil ity, lmtaDUity, nervousness, sleeplessness, flatulency, melancholy, or the " blues," and backache. These are sure indications of Female Weakness, some derangement of the uterus. 'BMBSSa I troubled with Dizziness. Headaches, Faintness, Swelling Timha- .Your medicine cured me. 'MBS. Babh E. Bakes. Bucksport, Me. The whole story, however. Is told tn as Illustrated book which Roe with each Dot tie, the most complete treatise on female eompl&mt ever publlsnea. For eieht years I suffered with womb trouble, and was entirely eurea oy j&rs. rmsjuun b meaicine. JUJU. Li. li. XOYVJK. '; Littleton, If. H. - Kidney Complaints and Backache of either seas the Vegetable Compound alwavs cures. fThe Vegetable Com pound is sold by all Ists or sent bv . Liter fins cure.. Constipation, ' Sick Headache, 25a, mail, in form of nils or Lozenges, -' oeintof Kl.OO. Correspondence reeif answered. You can address in strictest confidence, liYDLi E. P1KMLUI KU. CO, Lr.n, Mas ? : Good Prices for Horses. . fiiigniy-seven carriage Horses were sold in New York the other day for an average of over $1,000 each. Acts New YorKifiM (to PRICE JOt PGR ioTTLB WAY ACROSS SIBERIA RAIL LINE FROM MOSCOW TO VLADIVOSTOCK. ' TraMs-8iberlam Koad la One of the World's Greatest Achievement Im- ceptlon, Prosrreaat Fnrpeaca and In fluence aa a Knsaian Possession. " In 1891 the first coupons were Issued for the building of the Trans-Siberian railway. In December. 1892, the work was begun. A highway was to be push ed from St Petersburg to the Pacific, a band of steel 5,852 miles long, binding the extremities of the empire and over Its polished track affording an unrival ed route for the commingling of east and west and of their measureless products. From- Paris to Vladivostock the journey by passenger and traffic was to be made in twelve days, and later on in ten. From Paris to Pekin In thirteen days, to Hong Kong In seven teen days, diminishing the expense in money and in time by a third or a half. . - ' "-" This railroad was to be financiered, constructed and administered, not by private enterprise, but by the State. Hence its object was not by financial returns to swell the revenues of giant. corporations or Individual capitalists. The profit and loss account on its pe cuniary side was a minor considera tion. Its single design and aim was to strengthen and develop the Russian em pire, the dominion of the east, the mas tery of Asia. . As the strategic position of Russia over against Asia Is unique, so is this railroad unique in Its possibilities. Whatever acquisitions Great Britain or Germany now hold, or may hereafter obtain on the Asiatic contingent, those possessions are remote by thousands of miles from theft base, and their effi ciency depends upon a difficult and pre carious connection through those thou sand miles of sea and land. Nor can those possessions be brought into much more intimate relations with each other and with the home empire than they al ready are. That Is, for Great Britain or Germany or any other power to de vise a political or strategic rival to the Trans-Siberian railway, is an titter im possibility. It remains and must re main the most stupendous agent in de termining the destiny of the globe that has yet been conceived by man. It is to be maintained, as it was first orig inated, under the most favorable geo graphic circumstances which a State has ever enjoyed. . .: " ' -- There is no assertion here that as an achievement of engineering skill this railway surpasses or even equals a trans-American railroad from New York to San Francisco, or a trans-Afri can railroad from Alexandria to the Cape. Ylewed merely as a railroad, it may in every' respect be inferior to either; its trains may be less commodi ous or less luxurious, its locomotives less powerful or less swift, Its technical management less efficient or less sa gacious; but, regarding . simply - geor graphic position, having in mind only where it runs, what it connects .and what it must inevitably effect, nowhere can experience or imagination suggest a rival. The" "nearest approach to rival ry, would be' afforded by some line crossing China from west to east But the western terminus of such a line would of necessity be close upon Rus sian Siberia or Russian Turkestan; It would traverse only a moribund or dis integrating Asiatic State; and what ever might be the governing board of its .construction and administration, it would Indirectly, if not directly, be sub ject to - Russian influence. National Geographic News. - A Man of Resources. The spectators who were watching large store building burn down were horrified to see a man appear at a win dow about twenty feet above the front sidewalk, every other avenue of escape having been cut off by the flames. The firemen t were at work in' the rear of the building, and there was no time to go after a ladder. V A leap to the ground below seemed almost certain death. The man, how ever, in spite of his position, was the coolest person in sight ; "Take off your coats," he shouted, "and make a pile of them on the side walk! I'll jump down on them." -- It was done In an Instant A hundred men jerked off their coats and threw them on the walk beneath the window, the man meanwhile having climbed out and bung by his hands from the ledge, He dropped, alighted on the center of the pile, and escaped without injury, the crowd cheering him lustily for his pluck and generalship. .. . It only remains to add that it took some time for the owners of the respec tive coats to Identify and recover their property, and the last man found only a ragged remnant of a garment in place of the fine new tailor-made article he had contributed to the heap; but this, let us hope, was an accident such as may sometimes happen when hasty se lections are made from a crowded um brella rack. - .-. - Home Llfb in Japan. - In Japan the higher class ladles never go to market; the market comes to them. That is, the dealers call and offer wares for sale at their customer's doors. The fish merchant brings his stock, and if any Is sold prepares it for cooking. The green grocer, the sake dealer, and now adays the meat man all go to their pat rons'houses. In the morning the ladles are frequently engaged in the charac teristic occupation of doing harmona; that is, in starching old clothes-, and spreading them on large boards to dry in the sunshine. This Is the first step to making over old garments, and is done In the open alr. : Nearly all Japanese women make their own clothes; at all events, even the very richest embroider their garments themselves. " They are very economical little dressmakers. Woman's Home Companion." -- First Fire Engine in 1731. The first fire engine used In this coun try was brought from England to New York in 1731. -.- " Every widow.: even to the 300-pound limit. Imagines (hat she "makes a par thetic figure in black." ' - - Most girls who don't mean it - look sweet at men 1 k TRYING OCCCPATION FOR WOMEN WITH DELICATE NERVES. Tne Bard 'Work Entailed by the Chsrsja . of a School Room Often Causes tbe Health to Break Down. ' From the Tribune. MinneapolU, Minn. Teaching school is an occupation which has many attractions for cul tured women, but it also has many drawbacks and often affects their health seriously. Especially is this so in the case of women with delicate nervors systems and those with a ten dency to pulmonary troubles. Miss Mary K. .Powers, ol Jillswortn, wis., is a teacher whose health was broken down by the hard work which the charge of a large school entails. She savs: ' - ' 'During the winter of 1898, while teaching school, I became subject to nervousness, which grew worse until my whole system was run down. My back ached and at times I was so dizzy that I could hardly stand. My limbs were swol.en and always tired, so that I felt no more rested in the morning than when I went to bed. I was also troubled with a cough and the food I ate did not strengthen me. This condition, accompanied by pal pation of the heart, kept up for sev eral months until in March, when I read about Dr. Williams' Pink Pills for Pale People in a Juneau, Wiscon sin, newspaper. I began taking the pills and in about a week I noticed a change for the better. I felt so encouraged by this improvement that I kept on tak ing them until 1 had used three boxes, and was entirely cured. I always keep Pink Pills by me ' and I take them occasionally when I feel the need of a tonic. "I believe firmly in the good done by Pink Pills for - Pale People and have advised many of my friends to use them." All the elements necessary to give new life and richness to the blood and restore shattered nerves kare con tained in a condensed foim, in : Dr. Williams' Pink Pills for Pale People. They are an unfailing specific for such diseases as locomotor ataxia, partial paralysis, St. Vitus dance, sciatica, neuralgia. rheumatism, nervous headache, the after effects of the grip, palpitation of the heart, pale and sal low complexions, and all foris of weakness. At all druggists, or direct from . Dr. Williams Medicine Co., Schenectady, . N. Y., 50 cents per box; six boxes $2.50. Strong Provocation. , ' "Johnnie, you must never inter rupt any one when they are speak ing." "Not even to correct such bad grammar as don't, ma?" He would't Back Down. Miss Jones Professor, do you dare to look, me in the face and then say that I , originally - sprang from monkey? -'--. - - Professor (equal to the occasion) Well, really, it must have been a very charming monkey. Stray Stories, ; The Wreck of the Birkenhead. , - "J.- Johnson,, who died recently1 Liverpool was the last survivor the famous wreck of the Birkenhead the troopship that went down in Si mon's Bay in February, 1852, when only 184 men out of 638 got ashore. The troops stood drawn up : under arms, on deck till the ship sank. A Candid Announcement "Mike." said Plodding Pete,' world owes us a living." de "Yes," answered Meandering Mike. but in order to collect it we ve goi ter do something to convince ' de world dat we're alive. An' dat's too much trouble.!" Washington Star. - Two Points ol View. An emotional citizen of the great city of Illinois was one day showing a visitor the wonders of the lake front "A few years ago,"- said he, "the lake, front extended inland far beyond where we are standing. tell you there Isn't a town in the world that's making history as fast as Chicago Is!" It looks to me more like making geography," replied the unemotional stranger. Conductivity of the Earth. Col. Pilsoduski, of the Russian army, has, It Is reported, just suc ceeded ; in transmitting a telegram without the use of a wire by utilizing the-conductivity of the earth. It is said that- the insignificant force which will transmit through air a dis tance of only fifty yards will allow transmission through the earth for a distance of 650 yards. "T These Good New Days. " "Are my coansn balls as good as those your mother made, David?" ; -- "Better, my dear, 100 per cent bet ter. We didn't have any - boneless codfish in those days, ane every time we had codfish balls some body got cnoked." Chicago' Herald. A Battle of Giants. VSmithers can tell as good a fish sjory as anybody -1 . know, I told him an , awful whopper the other night, but he matched it." " "How?" .-' "Said he believed it. Stray Stories. KEEP YOUS SADDLE. DSY " A E 0R1G1NAI-. POMMEL SLACK OtYtLLOW i -' rKWICUJ BOW rs D1BFB- AND 5ADDI F " HABDE5T iTORH .-win""- CATALOGUES FREE 3HOWINS fULL LINE OP GARMENTS AW HATS ; A.J.TQWRR CO., BOSTON, n ASS. 3 HtS Writ-Mr- All HXt- hi S. I Coagh ttyrup. Tastes Good. Vm tima Bold ay aruKRiii. i 2HE mmmVimmi I.B-t mm-a FARM MACHINERY THE STAR OF STARS STEEL STAR WIND MILL. Has ball bearing in tnrn-table. Turns freely to the wind. Ball bearines thrnst in -wheel. Inmrin, lightest running qualities, and reserving greatest amount of power for pumping. Galvanised after making. Put together with galvanized bolts, double-nutted; no part can rust or get loose ana rattle. Weight regulator: oerfect regulation. No spring to change tension with ererv change of temperature, and grow weaker with age. nepau-a always on-naua. These things are worth money to you. Then why not buy a STAR? MITCHELL, LEWIS & STAVER CO. PORTLAND, OREGON. ffiRJRfS PENSION BICKFORD, Washington, 0. C. they will re- 20th Corps. Prosecuting claims since 1878. to NOTMINQSO GOOD FOR CHICKENS AS THE u PRUSSIAN POULTRY FOOD Jj Ksse Hens Lay and Keeps them Laying. . it cures Roup, Cholera and All Diseases. It strengthens young chicks, and makes them grow. Price 25c and 50c MT ynnlf chickens commenced drlnflr. and efter loslnir four dozen I pnr khased apeckatra ot jronr PRUSSIAN POULTRY FOOD, which stopped them from dying- and I hare constantly kept It on hand Tr since. 1 can recommend it as just what Is needed In raising- poultry. o. B. HIOGIN, Laua, Wash Arriving at a Total Tax Collector How much is your husband worth? Mrs. Wise About a million. Tax Collector Are you sure? Mrs. Wise Oh, yes. You see, the jury awarded him $2,000 for the loss of a finger. I think in proportion the rest of him would be worth about 500 times as much. Chicago News. Losing No Chances. Genial Doctor (after laughing heartily at a joke of his patient) Ha! ba! ba! There's not much the mater with you, though I believe that il you were on your deathbed you would make a joke. Irrrepressible patient Why, of course I should. It would be my last chance. Punch. To Remove Spots. Jester That man Sharpley is a clever patent medicine advertising man. Jimson Is he? Jester You bet! He's been sig naling the sun about the efficacy of liis new' magic freckle cure. Ohio State Journal. - - " Block Mouses to Defend Railroads. A series of block houses are being built to defend the railway lines in south Africa.' When the order to build these block houses was given by General Kitchener, a chain of them 180 miles in length was completed in a fortnight. t - Trifling that Costs, g Neglect Sciatica and Lumbago And you may be disabled and . capacitated for work for - . - many long days. " St. Jacobs Oil Will cure surely, right away, and save time, money and suffering. It Conquers Pain Price, 35c and 50c. ' '- SOLD BY ALL DEALERS IN MEDICINE. BEST FOR SWEETEN THE STOMACH LIVER TONIC 1 fi . n tMAMAMMNMb CANDY fcajljx 'Im'mmWmPmPmf'mrmPmaJimWmWm ' WVVsAMWa'ssmVk W0THERSj ruRE acoada CONSTIPATION j m ;1ievers6ld," tfSfocoJilJi IN BULK- I IWWMWWMW "". S (hAA DFUAOn will be paid PIvVlaTT-Yll port to us "something for ana furnish evidence upon which ws can AND SUPPLIES. JOHN POOLE, Portland, Oregon, I . Foot of Morrisea Btrssh Can give yon the best bargains, in Buggies, flows. Boilers and Engines, Wiu.imills and Pomps and General Machinery.' Bee us before buying, SCHOOLS AND COLLEGES. ...Columbia University... Academic and Collegiate Halls. COURSES-Clatsical, Literary, Scientific and Commercial. For particulars apply to REV. E. P. MURPHY, President, University Park, Portland, Oregon. 6 ""sj, loa.t Agent, Portland, OreEon. Pointers for Souvenir Collectors Souvenir collectors will lw i ed to learn that 100 large tables, six uozen cnairs, twelve dozen work boxes, 11 desks, 24 dozen knife hand les, 24 dozen cigar cases, 100 dozen umbrella handles and over 10,000 pen holders have so far been made out of the only original surrender free of Santiago, and the tree is nearly all there still. New York World. A Coincidence. "I suppose it is merely a coinci dence, " said the young man who is anxious to learn. "What is?" inquired the experi enced friend. . ' The fact that the most sensorinnnl reformers have been men who were so rich they didn't need any more money or so poor that they had lost hope of getting any." Washington Star. Break the Rest Tuner Your daughter left word that I sr.ould call and repair the piano. Mr. Binks What's wrong with it? Tuner She says three strings are broken. Mr. Binks (confidentially) Look here, here's five shillings for your self. You break the rebt of .them. Tid Bits. Why lie Did IL Mother Goodness gracious, Willie! What do you mean by spilling the milk and honey on the floor? -Willie Susie wanted to play we ' was in Canaan, the promised land, just like the bible. Fliegender Blaetter. Evidence. Struggling minister There was a stranger in church today. His Wife Well, what did he look like? Struggling Minister I did not see him, but I found a five-shilling piece in the contribution box. Cassells Journal. Expert Testimony. . "Jenkins has just wrote a book on 'How to Succeed.' " "I wonder if it will be a success." "It ought to be, Jenkins has failed at everything else." Summer Resolutions TAKE THE Keeley Cure fcure relief fiom liquor, opium and tobaooe . habita. Band lor partloulars to Keeley Inctitufa Moved to 420 Williams inSUlUlB, Ave., Portland, Oregon. N. P. N. TJ. Ko. 451901. WHKX writing; U, advertisers pleats mantian this paper. THE BOWELS 25 SO ALL DRUGGISTS. taste good. Hat them like candy. They remove any bad taste In the mouth, leav ing the breath sweet and perfumed. It is a pleasure to take them, and they are liked especially by children, sweeten the stomach by cleansing the mouth, throat and food channel. That means, they stop undigested food from souring; in the stomach, prevent gas form ing; in the bowels, and kill disease germs of any kind that breed and teed In the en tire system. are purely vegetable and contain no mer curial or other mineral poison. They con sist of the latest discoveries in medicine, and form a combination of remedies un equaled to make the blood pure and rich and make clean skin and beautiful com plexion. tone the stomach and bowels and stir up the lazy liver. They do not merely soften the stools and cause their discharge, but strengthen the bowels and put them Into lively, healthy condition, making; their ac tion natural. . never grip nor gripe. They act quietly, pos itively and never cause any kind of uncom fortable feeling. Taken regularly they make the liver act regularly and naturally as It should. They keep the sewerage of the body properly moving and keep the system clean, increase the flow of milk in nursing moth ers. If the mother eats a tablet, it makes -her milk mildly purgative and has a mild but certain effect on the baby. In this way they are the only safe laxative for the nursing infant. taken patiently, persistently, will cure any form of constipation, no matter how old or bow often other remedies have failed. They are absolutely guaranteed to cure any case, or purchase money will be cheerfully re funded. cost 10c, 25c, 50c a box. - Samples sent free for the asking. We publish no testimonials but sell Cascarets on their merit under ab solute guarantee to cure. Buy and try a box to-day, or write us for free samples and booklet. una anauss Btnrarr, ox. CHiuas ar imr you. to any reader of this paper who will re. any attempt of substitution, or sale of just as good" when Cascarets are called convict. All corresfondeuce confidential.