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(M) . :-'it '41 Eczema How it reddens the skin, itches, oozes, dries and scales I - Some peoplecall it tetter, milk crust or salt rheum. The suffering from it is sometimes in tense; local applications are resorted to they mitigate, bat cannot care. It proceeds from humors inherited or ac quired and persists until these hare been removed. Hood's Sarsaparilla positively removes them, has radically and permanently cured the worst cases, and is without an equal for all cutaneous eruptions. Hood's Fills are the best cathartic FrlcalSeantal - Disease and Remedy. - "That must be a pretty bad tooth ache to swell your face like that. Why don't you see a dentist?" "I did call on my friend, Dr. Fullem, yesterday, and experienced great re lief." "You must be mistaken. Pullem has been out of town for a week." "I know. I felt relieved when I found that out." Philadelphia Press. A MASTERPIECE IN THE WAY. How an Kng-llali Artiat Escaped Win ning aa Unenviable Notoriety. When Irving Montagu, the war art ist, was a very young man, before he had mastered the elementary princi ples of his art, he narrowly escaped an adventure that be says would have An Incomplete House. We run wild over the furnishings of a house; its furniture, carpets, hangings, pictures and music, and always forget or neglect the most im portant requisite. Something there should be always on the shelf to Dro- viae against sudden casualties or at-- tacks of pain. Such come like A Picnic Incident "Either that young fellow down there with his girl is a liar or I'm nothing," remarked the adventurous caterpillar, as he proceeded to lower himself on his silken thread. "What do you mean?" inquired the tree toad. "I just heard him tell her that noth ing, she might be sure, would ever come between them!" Philadelphia Press. Odd. "Miss Sentyment is a great lover of cats." "Yes; now isn't it odd that she draws the line on caterpillars? Ohio State Journal. This signature is on every box of the genuine Laxative Brorao-Quinine Tablets the remedy that curea a cold la one day Three a Day. Tourist in Ireland (to rural postman) How many mails have you here in the day? "Three breakfast, dinner and tay." London Fun. The Typewriter Invention. A statistician has proved that the inven tion of the typewriter has given employ ment to 500,000 people, but he fails to state how many cases of weak stomachs and dys- Sepsia it has Induced. All people ol se entary occupation need Hostetter's Stom ach Bitters. It is a wonderful medicine and helps nature bear the strain which ensnes from confinement. It also curea dyspepsia, indigestion, constipation and flatulency. Be sure to try it and you will not oe aisappointea. Exclusiveneu. Mrs. Purseproud I see where sev eral millionaires chartered a whole steamboat in order to come across the ocean. Mr. Purseproud Well, when we go over we will lease the ocean for a week. Baltimore American. ui nuiiu wiiu.il lew nuuiu u't ci sudden backache. tnnthflRhn or nan- Vied. He was wandering through ralgic attack. There is nothing easi Marlborough House, then Vernon Gal- er t0 get than a bottle of St. . Jacobs lery, with a party of friends, and as Oil, and nothing surer to cure quick- tney were exploring deserted passages, iy any form of pain. The house is his companions playfully shut the incomplete without it. Complete it door, not knowing that it fasteneJ with a good supply, with a spring lock, and expecting mm DIArmSB CANNOT BI CtTRID A NARROW ESCAPE An Indiana Woman's Terrible Experience. It was a frightful experience and I never expected to come out alive, " brought him a sudden notoriety In the tn;ef jn tne n;gnt ; sprain, ' strain. saiu mrs. tnen uowman.-oi no. oz Windsor block, Indianapolis, Ind., in the course of an interview recently published in the Sun of that city. "I do not suppose it ever would have happened," she continued, "but, some years ago I began to worry and to do more work than I ought. This brought on a general physical weak ness, my blood became thin and I Lgrew nervous. I went to a doctor and he said I had consumption. " "Did he advise any courue of treat ment?" "Yes, he gave me some medicine which I took, but it did me no good. Other doctors failed to help me and I became despondent of ever getting well. My limbs ached, my head was dizzy and I was most miserable."-- "You don't look now as if you had ever been sick," ventured the reporter. "No. and I don't feel as if I ever had," said she. "I owe my present health to Dr. 'William's' Pink Pills for Pale People. About four years ago a friend from Ohio recom mended the pills to me, saying they Distingue. "She conies of a grand old family, I believe?" , ' ' "Yes, very! An ancestor others was beheaded in the tower during the reign of the Fourth Edward." "How perfectly lovely!" Detroit Journal. Misgivings. "That- was a very lucid document you prepared," said the friend. "Yes," answered the statesman dubi ously. "I made it so lucid that I am afraid the public will fail to regard it as able and profound." Washington ! Star. Mothers will find Mrs. Winslow's Sooth ing Syrup the best remedy to use for their children during the teething period. A Close Call. you talk to your husband "Don't over the phone?" "Never. When I have anything of ir)ortance to say to my husband, I want to get near him." Cleveland Plain Dealer. i'he Bast Prescription for Malaria Chills and Fever Is a bottle of Grove's Tasteless Chill Tonic. It is simply iron and quinine In a tasteless form. No Cure, No Fay. Price GOo. Fastidious. "Jane Meadows was almost drown ed in the latest Staten- Island ferry collision." "How was that?" "She said the life preserver didn't match that new shirt waist of hers;" Cleveland Plain Dealer. By local applications, as they cannot reach the diseased portion of the ear. There Is only one way to cure deafness, and that is by constitu tional remedies. Deafness ia caused by an in flamed condition ol the mucous lining of the Eustachian Tube. When this tube gets in flamed you have a rumbling sound or imper fect hearing, and when it is entirely closed deafness is the result, and unless the inflamma tion can be taken out and this tube restored to its normal condition, hearing will be destroyed forever; nine cases out ot ten are caused by catarrh, which is nothing but an inflamed condition ol the mucous surfaces. We will give One Hundred Dollars for any case of Deainess (caused by catarrh) that can not be cured by Hall's Catarrh Cure. Send for circulars, free. F. J. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, O. Sold by Druggists, 75c Hall's Family Pills are the best. Not a Congenial Pursuit. "And you will devote your son to art?" . , "No. He has too good an appetite." S-Cleveland Plain Dealer. to turn up presently, ran off to continue their work In the galleries. Thus "cribbed, cabined and confin ed," says Montagu, I remained patient enough at first, hoping It would be but a short-lived jest; but half an hour hav ing elapsed, my patience began to di minish and the situation to pall upon me. In vain did I try to make myself heard, so I set about to nnd some means of exit I commenced by slowly feeling of the walls around me. Now, strangely enough, and much to my relief, the back part of my prison house was as flexible as if the paper of the adjoining room were only strained on canvas across it. An idea struck me. Nothing con'd be easier than to take my penknife and FAMOUS "ANCHOR" FENCE. A Boon to the Northwest Which Is Liked by Land Owners. The famous "Anchor" fence that is being so generally introduced now in the northwest has the universal dis tinction of being even better than its friends claimed. -' The Portland Anchor Fence Company has agents all over the country now introducing this really wonderful fence. Its sim pi icity, extreme durability, and cheap ness make everybody marvel. To satisfy the general interest, an officer of the company was asked to describe the chief points of construc tion. He said : "In the first place, it is made of all FARM MACHINERY AND SUPPLIES. But possible to build. Best material. Best pro portion. Best finish. Lightest running. Seventy years' experience. MITCHKI.L. L,HIH A RTATEK Co., 1st and Taylor Sis., Portland, Or mm Ensilage Cutter. Beat and only perfect blower gut ter on the market. Send for circular. Mitchell, Lewis Staver Co. " Portland, Ore. JOHN POOLE, Portland, Oregon, foot of Morrison Btreet, "Can give yon the beat bargains in Buggies, Plows, Boilers and Engines, Win.imills and Pumps and General Machinery. See us before buying. Wholesale Boots & Shoes KRAUSSE & PRItlCE, 87 and 89 First Street, Portland, Oregon. Telephone, Oak ISM. laro-ft wirW- t.lip rmricht atava bfiino- had benefited his daughter whose cut a slit sufficiently long for me to 0f No. 8, and the running of No. 9 eymjjiuina were similar io niiu, bo j. i "v "u6" uci "i' .u.cm, , Wire, wnicti singly stand a Dreakmg 1 was just on tne point 01 carrying out this idea when I heard footsteps. and a cheery voice without exclaiming "Oh, I say, old fellow, you there still! We'd forgotten all about you till a mo ment ago. This Is almost too much of a joke. You might have been there all night' Then, seeing the knife in my hand, he Hard Luck. Mr. Saphead I asked you for your daughter's hand once before, sir; but you said she was too- young and I have waited Mr. Crusty You've waited too long, young man ; she's too old now. Ohio State Journal. Stmnmthm Cough and Work Oft thm Cold. Laxative Bromo-Quinine Tablets cure a cold in one day. . No cure, Mb Pay . Price 25 cents. Right Up to Date. Sculptor What sort of bust do you wish for yourself? Mr. Newrocks Well, I ain't particu lar, but - I'm) gettin' it to please Mrs. Newrocks, and she says it must be a mythiologlcal one. Brooklyn Eagle. I am sure Piso's Cure for Consumption saved my life three years ago. Mas. Thos. Bobbins', Maple street, Norwich, N. Y., Feb. 17, 1900. His Little Scheme. "Leddy," he said, as he doffed his chapeau, "I haven't had a bite to eat since yistiddy mornin'." "An' I don't want none." Denver Times. tie Was Satisfied. "I never axed Providence ter do much fer me," said the aged colored philosopher. "En after a ' long en wearisome life er trouble I ain't got nuttin 'cept de rheumatism, one wife, ten enmun en a mortgage on ae house." Atlanta Constitution. Extinguished, Though. Nell You surely don't think Jenk ins' wife pretty? Belle Certainly not. "But you told May Sowers that she was just lovely. "That was because May was an old flame of Jenkins." Philadelphia Rec ord. began to use them. It was only a very short time before I experienced relief. 1 have recommended the pills to many, for I am confident that benefit will follow their use. There is hardly a person who does not worry at times and fret about tilings that go wrong. And worry is responsible for as much sickness as any other cause.. It interferes with the action of the stomach and racks the nerves. The result . is that the blood becomes poor and the nervous system impaired. The power of Dr, Williams' Pink Pills for Pale People in the vast number of diseases due to derangement of the nervous system or to impure blood has been demon strated in thousands of instances as remarkable as the one related above. They cure locomotor ataxia, partial paralysis, St. Vitus dance, sciatica, neuralgia, rheumatism, nervous head ache, after effects of the grip, palpita tion of the heart, pale and sallow complexions, and all forms of weak ness either in male or female. At all druggists, or direct from Dr. Will lams Medicine Co., Schenectady, N. Y., 50 cents per box: six boxes, $Z.OU. Sisterly Sympathy, Gwendolen How late you are, dear! What have you been doing all the afternoon? Maud Helping the Grlsbys at their at home" and making myself general ly fascinating and agreeable. Gwendolen Poor thing! What a hard day's work for you! Punch. Ifi CL1IM1NTS FOR OFlXJItlIV Writs to NATHAN rCilIOHJl BICKFOnO. Wash naton. D. C. thev will re ceive auick reDlies. B. 5th N. H. Vols. Staff 20th Corps. Prosecuting claims since 1878. FsTft Permanently Cured. Ko fits or nervousness S I I Q after first aay'fl n.eof Dr. Kline's Great Nam Bestoier. Send for FREEST. OO trudbottleandtrwO lea. Dr. R. H. Kline, LtL.y31 ArchSt Philadelphia. Pa, Not His Wife. Closeflst Does your wife eternally pester you for money? ' Graspit No; the people she buys things from do that. Ohio State Jour nal. - - Patents Procured Prompt, Efficient and Satisfactory Service. Attorney's tee not payable till patent granted. Try as. Taber & Whitman Co- 38-40 Warder Bldg., Washington, 1). C. The Proper Time. ' Amy, said Mabel, "when do you intend to wear that stunning bathing suit of yours? - "When the men arrive," . replied Amy. Detroit Free Press. Nothing at AIL Brown There is a lady pianist at tne circus who plays with her toes. Jones Umph! That's nothing; my baby does that. .Exchange. Brooklyn, N. T., Sept. 16th. The Garfield Tea Co., manufacturers of Garfield Tea, Gar field Headache Powders, Garrield Tea Svruo. Garfield Belief Plasters, Garfield Digestive Tablets and Garfield Lotion, are now occupy ing the large and elegant office building and factory recently erected by them. For many f ears the Garfield Remedies have been grow ng in popularity, and their success ia well deserved. They cure diseases and keep people Out of Place. Cholly I get such frightful head aches lately. Doctor thinks, perhaps, there's some foreign substance in my bwaln. - Miss Peppery Ah! An Idea, per haps. Philadelphia Press. Sarcastic. Voice from up stairs Ethel! Ethel Yes, papa. Voice Please tell that young' man that if he thinks he would like this house for a permanent residence, the place is for sale on easy terms, at the office of Skinn & Shark, the real es tate agents. strain of 1,500 pounds. In the second place . there is not a'small, weak or twisted wire used in our fence con struction. "The uprights are so securely fast ened that man or beast cannot break the fence down. The end, corner and gate posts must be large, and securely braced, All Kinds Carried in Stock. Catalogue Furnished Upon Application. MNIiMiaaM r$ ltv v not jH'j PRUSSIAN STOCK FOOD The Great Conditioner and Stock Pattener. HORSES do More Work on Less Feed. COWS give Mora and Richer Milk. tlOdS Fatten Quicker if given this Food. Package, 60c and $l.OO. MAKES FIGS GROW-GOOD FOB STUNTED CALVES. Prussian Sembdy Co.. St. Paul, Minn. ' Gbntlbmbn : 1 have been feeding your Prussian Stock Food to my thoroughbred swine. It gives them an appetite, and makes the pigs grow. I also tried it on stunted calves with satisfactory results. P. W. Grooms. Elgin. Neb. E. J. BO WEN, Coast Agent, Portland, Oregon. inquired if I had contemplated suicide and so placed that the center of the during my solitude. 'Certainly not; only I wasn't going to be shnt up in such a place when' I found that I could cut through that partition." 'Partition! What, that canvas at the back?" His look of horror startled me. "Tes, and why not?" "Good heavens! Why, you were Sb the point of walking through 'Chl!de Harold's Pilgrimage' getting through six thousand pounds at one step, to say the least of it!" It was true enough, too, as I after ward discovered.' It was Turner's masterpiece which stopped the way and not, as I had supposed, a canvas wall. One moment more, and I should have gained a notoriety in the art world which . few would have envied me. Youth's Companion. posts will be on a line with the face of the line posts. After the posts are set, fasten one end of the wire and run to the other end cr corner post, where the wires are cut, passed through the center of post, then at tached to the automatic ratchet and tightened to a hard tension. Use a gauge to keep the wires at a uniform spacing before stapling to line posts, and do not drive staples tight, but allow room for the wires to work. Take upright stays and place equal distance, put on the clamps and close with clamp pincers. These clamps will hold, you cannot get the wires to move. This is the secret of our fence. It's the most economical and stur diest fence on earth. ' Tell the people to send to the Portland Anchor Fence Co., 742 - Nicholai street, Portland, Ore., for free photographs and full description. " He Drew the Line. "Hold on there!" called Charon to the new arrival at the ferry over the Styx." "You wait until the next trip. and i ll take you over alone. "Why this distinction?", inquired one of the spirit passengers. "Oh, he's one of those fools that rock the boat, and I don't want to spoil the trip for the rest of you."' Baltimore American. , A Trui Prophecy. Nabb I believe. Madam DeTouch can foretell one's future accurately. Dabb Nonsense. Nabb But she said a cold, haughty man would cross my patn. Dabb Well, as I left her apartments tne iceman, entered. Pittsburg Dis patch. In the Philadelphia Style. "The Sultan of Jolo has given a fifty year absolute concession of the island of Paragua to one of the native princes." - "Well," say, the Sultan of Jolo must think he's the Mayor Ashbridge of the Philippines." Cleveland Plain Dealer.- The Absence of IL If there is any truth in the saving that happiness is the absence of all pain, mental and physical, the enjoy ment of it can only be found in heaven. But so far as the physical is concerned, it is within easy reach ; at least measurably so, as far as cure will go. J. ce sum ot human misery- m this line is made up of greater or less degrees of physical suffering. The minor aches and 'pains which afflict mankind are easy to reach and as easily cured. There are none in the whole catagory, which, if taken in time, cannot be cured. They must in some form afflict the nerves, the bones, the muscles and joints of the human body. They are all more or less hurtful and wasteful to the sys tem. St. Jacobs Oil is made to cure them, to search out hidden pain spots. and to cure promptly in a true reme dial and lasting way. Very, very many have not known happiness for years till they used it, and very many are .putting off cure and happiness be cause they don t use it. How Things Grow in Hawaii. How great are the possibilities of Ha waii as a fruit and vegetable growing country will be understood when it be comes known that four crops of pota toes have been produced in succession on the same piece of land within twelve months. Radishes become edible ten days after Sowing. Strawberry vines bear fruit all the year. The berries are of the finest flavor. Cabbage grows all the year and it ap parently makes no difference whether it is planted in the spring, summer, au tumn or winter. Parsley once sown grows forever, apparently. Lima beans continue to grow and bear for over a year, and they have to be gathered every week after starting to bear. Cu cumbers bear the entire year and so do tomatoes, which, with proper atten tion, bear for years. Raspberries bear for six months. Pineapples come into bearing when the plants are four months old and bear In abundance for years. Lettuce can be planted at any time, and it de- velopes quickly. The same is true of celery. Fruit Trade Journal and Pro duce Record. FREE CARNIVAL TICKETS In order that the general public may understand the special bargains now offered in shses and men's furnishings, we will present a ticke- of admission to the Carnival pppp with every pur chase of goods a- P is IZ C mounting to $20 from our stock. Our aim is to supply the greatest possible value ior the least money. M. BILLINGS, 229 Morrison St., Portland, Or. Positive Proof. yes; I'm positive she is Tess Oh, twenty-five. Jess I suppose you saw the-record in the family Bible, eh? Tess Better than that. I asked her at what age she thought a girl should marry, and she promptly said "twenty-eight" Philadelphia Press. 7 As Proxy. I can't see why a man of his size wants to be crowding women away from the bargain counter for!" snap ped one of the crowded. "Madam," plaintively .spoke the large man, turning his head to address her, "I am here as a representative of a family of eleven daughters." Chi cago Times. HEALTHY 01! DISEASED When there is a natural and healthy circulation of tne blood, the entire quantity, estimated at one-eighth the weight of the body, passes through the heart every five minutes. This rapid flow of the blood through the system prevents the entrance of disease germs and impurities of every description. It filters out all that is not necessary or good for the growth and development of the body and nourish ing and strengthening the muscles, tissues, nerves and bones. But, unfortunately, few persons can rightly claim an absolutely pure blood supply and perfect and unpolluted circulation, and in consequence are exposed to innumerable diseases. Contagious Blood Poison, the greatest enemy to mankind, enters the system through the blood, and Cancer, Scrofula, Rheumatism, Catarrh, Eczema, Salt Rheum, Psoriasis, Tetter in fact the majority of human ailments -are caused by . poisons or humors that are engen- - dered and fosteredin a sluggish gftO BIOOU IS fiVO SOUfCO and impoverished blood. Old - - sores, chronic ulcers and rheumatic pains are com- Qf All StlCHOth mon, especially among old people, whose blood naturally grows thin, and pale because of the lack of the red corpuscles. that give color and strength to youthful blood. Sallow complexions) and rough, oily skins evidence some constitutional or blood trouble, which salves, lotions, powders nor any external treatment can cure. Diseases that originate in the blood, whether they manifest themselves as ulcers, tumors, itching eruptions, muscular or bone pains, require a tonic and blood purifier such as S. S. S., which not only antidotes and neutralizes blood poisons and humors, but possesses health-giving tonic proper ties that no other blood medicine does. It goes down to the very foundation of ' the disease and eliminates from the system every- POliUtBO BlOOO thing of a poisonous character or that obstructs and clogs the circulation. It builds up and imparta DfQGOS DSSB3S0 new strength and vitality to the old innutritioua . blood, and when the arteries and veins are once more filled with new rich blood, the general health begins to improve, muscles grow stronger, and sores and eruptions of every kind disappear. " S. S. S. is the only 'guaranteed purely vegetable blood purifier, and the purest ' and most reliable in all blood diseases. It has been tested in thousands of cases during the past fifty years and is more popular today than ever. We will be glad to send you our book free, and if in need of medical advice write our physicians all about your case ; this information will cost you nothing and comes from experi enced and educated doctors. All correspondence is conducted in strictest confidence. THE SWIFT SPECIFIC COMPANY, ATLANTA, OA. A Wonderful Echo. The most remmarkable echo in the world is that which comes from the north side of a church in Shipley. It distinctly repeats any not exceeding 21 syllables. sentence What b "Nothing"? An old Scotch farmer, being electei a member of the local school board, visited tne scnooi and tested the in telligence 01 tne class oy ms ques tions, xne nrst inquiry wasr jnoo, Doys, can ony o ye ell me what naething is?" - - After a moment s silence, a small boy in the back eeat arose and repli ed: "It's what ye gie me t'other day for naudm yer horsej" London Answers, Real Names of Some Noted Rulers. Suppose that some morning there should appear in the newspapers such ah item as this: "Mr. and Mrs. Albert B. Wettin, accompanied by their nephew, Mr. -Frederick W. V. A. Hohenzollern, sailed - yesterday from Liverpool for New York." How many people would give more than a passing glance at this announcement? Yet it would be a piece of news calculated to throw the people of New York, and the whole of this country, In fact, into a paroxysm of excitement and feverish expectation, as must be admitted when the names of King Edward VII., Queen Alexandra and Emperor William of Germany are respectively substituted for the true family names given In the supposititious item. Then there is the youthful matron, Mrs. Henry Sehwerin, who wields more power than any other woman of twenty-one now living. She is known to the world as Wilhelmina of Holland, and is the only queen in the world to-day. with the same powers as a King. Ladles' Home JournaL Low Grade of Intelligence. 'It's astonishing, Jim Bangs, that you don t know enough to come home before daylight! Why can't you imi tate the moon?" "Wha's matter wlz moon?" "Why. the moon knows enough to drop out of sight when it's full." Boston Journal. TO CURE A COLD IK ONE DAI Tak laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets. All iruggists refund the money if it fails to cure. B. W. Grove's siKnature is on eacn oox. Zdc. Impartial. Tess I never see Miss Spinner out wheeling that Mr. Wheeler and Mr. Sprocket are not with her. Jess Yes; she's got them both on her string. The girls are calling het 'Miss Tandem." Tess But she rides an individual wheel. Jess But she's a "bicycle maid for two." Philadelphia Press. Millions In It "I say, I've got a scheme." said the Inventive genius, "that will make me independently rich if I succeed in perfecting it." 'What is it?" asked a friend. 'It has been estimated," continued the i. g.r "that an ordinary female house fly will lay 20,000 eggs In a season." "Yes, answered' the friend, "but what's the scheme?" T propose," replied the genius, "to graft the house fly on the barn yard hen." , TOTS KNOW WHAT YOU ARE TAKING When vou take Grove's Tasteless Chill Tonic, because the formula is plainly printed on every bottle showing that it is simnly Iron and Qui nine in a tasteless form. No Cure, Ne Pay. aoc. No Experience. Diggs Do you believe ther is any truth in the saying that it takes a genius to live with a genius? Biggs No, I don t. I never consid ered my wife a genius. Chicago News Truth Crushed to Earth. "What shall I say to these news paper men?'" asked the private secre tary of the great manufacturer. "What do they want?" "Our men have been striking all day and the reporters are after informa tion." "Tell them," said the great manu facturer, "that we are running like clock work with striking regularity. 'Do If There's Money in It you think the North Pole asked the will ever be discovered?" scientist. "I could not say," answered the capitalist. "Possibly a trust may iorae time be pursuaded that there is money in it. Washington btar, Odd Custom. The women in Germany have a pe culiar idea in regard to receiving a rose minus its leaves or green foliage. It is considered a gross insult there to offer a lady a rose stripped of its leaves. SCHOOLS AND COLLEGES. aAlllM 18,000: e. S MAC BUSINESS COLLEGE, 24 Post Street. fan Francisco, Cal. Tb Leading BusIdpks TrutHng-School of the West. Prepares Young Men nd Women for BnirenB Careers. I Graduates now' pucoe-f oily in f(f I applying their knowUdg. Ic.UU J 3 Cnn Stenographers have been (J flft v0UU irIned atHeald'a. O.OUU I.UU roUed last year. Average aaiiy attendance. 30 0 Nearly 300 frTadutC8 Iast 274 PosltioilS fllled darlog the Aauiiiunw iNKuiuDsvnemi H L 11 Inst year that could not be 1.000 4bu 300 274 250 5 4 28 17 7 3 School is open the entire year day and night. Write for Illustrated Catalogue Free fi lrd for lack of graduates. CO, Typewiitfng machior 8 In Q J the Typing Department, rn Counties In California rep J) j resented last year. n Heald's Business Col ege Is flj nearly 40 years old. fk f) Teachers employed In the J X school. OlBlrB ruu iniiwi.ro srui students to the college last year. VniMtrm nnnnt.rlsi wora snow 7 resented In the student body last y ar. 3Thre are three Banks in - the Businens Practice Department. 17' Headed Off. Hobb What's the matter with Windpipe? He used to be always boring people with advice, and now he says so little and seems to be so thoughful. . Nobbs Yes; his wife conceived the happy idea of getting him into the habit of writing letters to the news-, papers, and now he's too busy to do anything else. Harper's Bazar. Summer Resolutions - 1 Keoley Cure TAKE THK . Sure relief 'ft 6m liquor, opium and tobaooo habits. Senator particulars to Keeley Institute, Moved to 4 JO Williams Ave;, Portland, Oregon. S3.00 TO S5.00 PER DAY ' Easily made for the next 90 days, selling an' . Lucky Man. - j attractive line of HolldayHJoods.' For full par "The man next door to you is going "oulars send name and oft on a summer vacation. Why don't ' " b??R v;??s you take a rest, too?" ' . Star Bldg., Chirajo. Ills. "I'll get it now. He's going to take : . ; ; his whole family, including his piano-" - i 39l90a pounding daughter, his howUng dog, . Whbn writing t advertisers pleas, and all that." Philadelphia Press, j If meutian this paper. "" "Say, A Wild Goose. daddy, I notice in the paper that Chicago university is giving away len LiLi. u. ana ten u. u. degrees, w.nat do tnose us mean? "Where does this happen?'' ' "At the University of Chicago." "Then they must mean dollars." Cleveland Plain Dealer. ' A Sure Thing. Promoter Now, in case the stock goes up, you win. Financier Yes; but in case it goes down? - " . Promoter Then I win. You see this Is a sure thing; one or the other of us is sure to win." Ohio State Journal. An Insinuation. w iiue raw, is me aevii every Father Yes; every place, my son; now, don't , bother me any more. Willie I won't, paw; but ain't you afraid to go out after night? Ohio state journal. ; -; ; Smoke and Fire. "Mr. Waffles," said the landlady, have a word to say to you." "Make it a dozen, Mrs. Fry," remark ed the young man. "Mr. Waffles," said the landlady, "you have been smoking in the parlor." "Yes, Mrs. Fry." . 'You have smoked in the parlor many times, Mr. Waffles. And you have smoked in your room, and in the li brary, and even in the dining-room and you owe me for three weeks' board, Mr. Waffles." "Yes. Mrs. Fry.'" "Where there is so much smoke, Mr. Waffles, there must be some fire." 80 she fired him. Cleveland Plain Dealer. 1 - - I . : T3 CURES MiS all BStTwii ' I ; Best Congh Syrup. Tastes Good. Use p I tLt la time. Sold br dragtfsta. w I Florida's Dismal Swamp. . There is, perhaps, no part of the United States which has been so little explored as the Great Dismal Swamp, unless it be the everglades of Florida. This great body of land, covered with forests growing in six to ten feet of water, extends over an area of about 2,400 square miles, its greatest width being 40 miles and its greatest length 60 miles. . : - ' r - First American Book Printed. . The first book printed in the limits of the United States was the "Bay Psalms Book," which was Issued In Cambridge, Mass., in 1040. Specimens of this publication are extremely rare and command very high prices. . AVgetable Preparationfor As similating the Food andBegula ting theStoinachs andBoweis of 1 1 K3 adfra fci A ft "I i i iTiTATt.1 Promotes Digestion.CheerPuI ness and Rest .Con tains neither Opium,Morphine nor Mineral. 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