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Eczema
How it reddens the skin, itches, oozes,
dries and scales I -
Some peoplecall it tetter, milk crust or
salt rheum.
The suffering from it is sometimes in
tense; local applications are resorted to
they mitigate, bat cannot care.
It proceeds from humors inherited or ac
quired and persists until these hare been
removed.
Hood's Sarsaparilla
positively removes them, has radically
and permanently cured the worst cases, and
is without an equal for all cutaneous
eruptions.
Hood's Fills are the best cathartic FrlcalSeantal
- Disease and Remedy. -
"That must be a pretty bad tooth
ache to swell your face like that. Why
don't you see a dentist?"
"I did call on my friend, Dr. Fullem,
yesterday, and experienced great re
lief." "You must be mistaken. Pullem
has been out of town for a week."
"I know. I felt relieved when I
found that out." Philadelphia Press.
A MASTERPIECE IN THE WAY.
How an Kng-llali Artiat Escaped Win
ning aa Unenviable Notoriety.
When Irving Montagu, the war art
ist, was a very young man, before he
had mastered the elementary princi
ples of his art, he narrowly escaped an
adventure that be says would have
An Incomplete House.
We run wild over the furnishings
of a house; its furniture, carpets,
hangings, pictures and music, and
always forget or neglect the most im
portant requisite. Something there
should be always on the shelf to Dro-
viae against sudden casualties or at--
tacks of pain. Such come like
A Picnic Incident
"Either that young fellow down
there with his girl is a liar or I'm
nothing," remarked the adventurous
caterpillar, as he proceeded to lower
himself on his silken thread.
"What do you mean?" inquired the
tree toad.
"I just heard him tell her that noth
ing, she might be sure, would ever
come between them!" Philadelphia
Press.
Odd.
"Miss Sentyment is a great lover of
cats."
"Yes; now isn't it odd that she
draws the line on caterpillars? Ohio
State Journal.
This signature is on every box of the genuine
Laxative Brorao-Quinine Tablets
the remedy that curea a cold la one day
Three a Day.
Tourist in Ireland (to rural postman)
How many mails have you here in
the day?
"Three breakfast, dinner and tay."
London Fun.
The Typewriter Invention.
A statistician has proved that the inven
tion of the typewriter has given employ
ment to 500,000 people, but he fails to state
how many cases of weak stomachs and dys-
Sepsia it has Induced. All people ol se
entary occupation need Hostetter's Stom
ach Bitters. It is a wonderful medicine
and helps nature bear the strain which
ensnes from confinement. It also curea
dyspepsia, indigestion, constipation and
flatulency. Be sure to try it and you will
not oe aisappointea.
Exclusiveneu.
Mrs. Purseproud I see where sev
eral millionaires chartered a whole
steamboat in order to come across the
ocean.
Mr. Purseproud Well, when we go
over we will lease the ocean for a
week. Baltimore American.
ui nuiiu wiiu.il lew nuuiu u't ci sudden backache. tnnthflRhn or nan-
Vied. He was wandering through ralgic attack. There is nothing easi
Marlborough House, then Vernon Gal- er t0 get than a bottle of St. . Jacobs
lery, with a party of friends, and as Oil, and nothing surer to cure quick-
tney were exploring deserted passages, iy any form of pain. The house is
his companions playfully shut the incomplete without it. Complete it
door, not knowing that it fasteneJ with a good supply,
with a spring lock, and expecting mm
DIArmSB CANNOT BI CtTRID
A NARROW ESCAPE
An Indiana Woman's Terrible
Experience.
It was a frightful experience and
I never expected to come out alive, " brought him a sudden notoriety In the tn;ef jn tne n;gnt ; sprain, ' strain.
saiu mrs. tnen uowman.-oi no. oz
Windsor block, Indianapolis, Ind.,
in the course of an interview recently
published in the Sun of that city.
"I do not suppose it ever would have
happened," she continued, "but,
some years ago I began to worry and
to do more work than I ought. This
brought on a general physical weak
ness, my blood became thin and I
Lgrew nervous. I went to a doctor and
he said I had consumption. "
"Did he advise any courue of treat
ment?" "Yes, he gave me some medicine
which I took, but it did me no good.
Other doctors failed to help me and I
became despondent of ever getting
well. My limbs ached, my head was
dizzy and I was most miserable."--
"You don't look now as if you had
ever been sick," ventured the reporter.
"No. and I don't feel as if I ever
had," said she. "I owe my present
health to Dr. 'William's' Pink
Pills for Pale People. About four
years ago a friend from Ohio recom
mended the pills to me, saying they
Distingue.
"She conies of a grand old family,
I believe?" , ' '
"Yes, very! An ancestor others
was beheaded in the tower during the
reign of the Fourth Edward."
"How perfectly lovely!" Detroit
Journal.
Misgivings.
"That- was a very lucid document
you prepared," said the friend.
"Yes," answered the statesman dubi
ously. "I made it so lucid that I am
afraid the public will fail to regard it
as able and profound." Washington !
Star.
Mothers will find Mrs. Winslow's Sooth
ing Syrup the best remedy to use for their
children during the teething period.
A Close Call.
you talk to your
husband
"Don't
over the phone?"
"Never. When I have anything of
ir)ortance to say to my husband, I
want to get near him." Cleveland
Plain Dealer.
i'he Bast Prescription for Malaria
Chills and Fever Is a bottle of Grove's Tasteless
Chill Tonic. It is simply iron and quinine In
a tasteless form. No Cure, No Fay. Price GOo.
Fastidious.
"Jane Meadows was almost drown
ed in the latest Staten- Island ferry
collision."
"How was that?"
"She said the life preserver didn't
match that new shirt waist of hers;"
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
By local applications, as they cannot reach the
diseased portion of the ear. There Is only one
way to cure deafness, and that is by constitu
tional remedies. Deafness ia caused by an in
flamed condition ol the mucous lining of the
Eustachian Tube. When this tube gets in
flamed you have a rumbling sound or imper
fect hearing, and when it is entirely closed
deafness is the result, and unless the inflamma
tion can be taken out and this tube restored to
its normal condition, hearing will be destroyed
forever; nine cases out ot ten are caused by
catarrh, which is nothing but an inflamed
condition ol the mucous surfaces.
We will give One Hundred Dollars for any
case of Deainess (caused by catarrh) that can
not be cured by Hall's Catarrh Cure. Send for
circulars, free.
F. J. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, O.
Sold by Druggists, 75c
Hall's Family Pills are the best.
Not a Congenial Pursuit.
"And you will devote your son to
art?" . ,
"No. He has too good an appetite."
S-Cleveland Plain Dealer.
to turn up presently, ran off to continue
their work In the galleries.
Thus "cribbed, cabined and confin
ed," says Montagu, I remained patient
enough at first, hoping It would be but
a short-lived jest; but half an hour hav
ing elapsed, my patience began to di
minish and the situation to pall upon
me. In vain did I try to make myself
heard, so I set about to nnd some
means of exit
I commenced by slowly feeling of
the walls around me. Now, strangely
enough, and much to my relief, the
back part of my prison house was as
flexible as if the paper of the adjoining
room were only strained on canvas
across it.
An idea struck me. Nothing con'd
be easier than to take my penknife and
FAMOUS "ANCHOR" FENCE.
A Boon to the Northwest Which Is Liked by
Land Owners.
The famous "Anchor" fence that is
being so generally introduced now in
the northwest has the universal dis
tinction of being even better than its
friends claimed. -' The Portland
Anchor Fence Company has agents
all over the country now introducing
this really wonderful fence. Its sim
pi icity, extreme durability, and cheap
ness make everybody marvel.
To satisfy the general interest, an
officer of the company was asked to
describe the chief points of construc
tion. He said :
"In the first place, it is made of all
FARM MACHINERY AND SUPPLIES.
But possible to build. Best material. Best pro
portion. Best finish. Lightest running. Seventy
years' experience. MITCHKI.L. L,HIH A
RTATEK Co., 1st and Taylor Sis., Portland, Or
mm
Ensilage
Cutter.
Beat and only
perfect blower gut
ter on the market.
Send for circular.
Mitchell, Lewis
Staver Co.
" Portland, Ore.
JOHN POOLE, Portland, Oregon,
foot of Morrison Btreet,
"Can give yon the beat bargains in
Buggies, Plows, Boilers and Engines,
Win.imills and Pumps and General
Machinery. See us before buying.
Wholesale Boots & Shoes
KRAUSSE & PRItlCE,
87 and 89 First Street, Portland, Oregon.
Telephone, Oak ISM.
laro-ft wirW- t.lip rmricht atava bfiino-
had benefited his daughter whose cut a slit sufficiently long for me to 0f No. 8, and the running of No. 9
eymjjiuina were similar io niiu, bo j. i "v "u6" uci "i' .u.cm, , Wire, wnicti singly stand a Dreakmg
1 was just on tne point 01 carrying
out this idea when I heard footsteps.
and a cheery voice without exclaiming
"Oh, I say, old fellow, you there still!
We'd forgotten all about you till a mo
ment ago. This Is almost too much of
a joke. You might have been there all
night'
Then, seeing the knife in my hand, he
Hard Luck.
Mr. Saphead I asked you for your
daughter's hand once before, sir; but
you said she was too- young and I
have waited
Mr. Crusty You've waited too
long, young man ; she's too old now.
Ohio State Journal.
Stmnmthm Cough and
Work Oft thm Cold.
Laxative Bromo-Quinine Tablets cure a cold in
one day. . No cure, Mb Pay . Price 25 cents.
Right Up to Date.
Sculptor What sort of bust do you
wish for yourself?
Mr. Newrocks Well, I ain't particu
lar, but - I'm) gettin' it to please Mrs.
Newrocks, and she says it must be a
mythiologlcal one. Brooklyn Eagle.
I am sure Piso's Cure for Consumption
saved my life three years ago. Mas. Thos.
Bobbins', Maple street, Norwich, N. Y.,
Feb. 17, 1900.
His Little Scheme.
"Leddy," he said, as he doffed his
chapeau, "I haven't had a bite to eat
since yistiddy mornin'."
"An' I don't want none." Denver
Times.
tie Was Satisfied.
"I never axed Providence ter do
much fer me," said the aged colored
philosopher. "En after a ' long en
wearisome life er trouble I ain't got
nuttin 'cept de rheumatism, one wife,
ten enmun en a mortgage on ae
house." Atlanta Constitution.
Extinguished, Though.
Nell You surely don't think Jenk
ins' wife pretty?
Belle Certainly not.
"But you told May Sowers that she
was just lovely.
"That was because May was an old
flame of Jenkins." Philadelphia Rec
ord.
began to use them. It was only a
very short time before I experienced
relief. 1 have recommended the
pills to many, for I am confident that
benefit will follow their use.
There is hardly a person who does
not worry at times and fret about
tilings that go wrong. And worry is
responsible for as much sickness as
any other cause.. It interferes with
the action of the stomach and racks
the nerves. The result . is that the
blood becomes poor and the nervous
system impaired. The power of Dr,
Williams' Pink Pills for Pale People
in the vast number of diseases due to
derangement of the nervous system
or to impure blood has been demon
strated in thousands of instances as
remarkable as the one related above.
They cure locomotor ataxia, partial
paralysis, St. Vitus dance, sciatica,
neuralgia, rheumatism, nervous head
ache, after effects of the grip, palpita
tion of the heart, pale and sallow
complexions, and all forms of weak
ness either in male or female. At all
druggists, or direct from Dr. Will
lams Medicine Co., Schenectady, N.
Y., 50 cents per box: six boxes,
$Z.OU.
Sisterly Sympathy,
Gwendolen How late you are, dear!
What have you been doing all the afternoon?
Maud Helping the Grlsbys at their
at home" and making myself general
ly fascinating and agreeable.
Gwendolen Poor thing! What a
hard day's work for you! Punch.
Ifi
CL1IM1NTS FOR OFlXJItlIV
Writs to NATHAN rCilIOHJl
BICKFOnO. Wash naton. D. C. thev will re
ceive auick reDlies. B. 5th N. H. Vols. Staff
20th Corps. Prosecuting claims since 1878.
FsTft Permanently Cured. Ko fits or nervousness
S I I Q after first aay'fl n.eof Dr. Kline's Great Nam
Bestoier. Send for FREEST. OO trudbottleandtrwO
lea. Dr. R. H. Kline, LtL.y31 ArchSt Philadelphia. Pa,
Not His Wife.
Closeflst Does your wife eternally
pester you for money? '
Graspit No; the people she buys
things from do that. Ohio State Jour
nal. - -
Patents Procured
Prompt, Efficient and Satisfactory Service.
Attorney's tee not payable till patent granted.
Try as. Taber & Whitman Co- 38-40 Warder
Bldg., Washington, 1). C.
The Proper Time. '
Amy, said Mabel, "when do you
intend to wear that stunning bathing
suit of yours? -
"When the men arrive," . replied
Amy. Detroit Free Press.
Nothing at AIL
Brown There is a lady pianist at
tne circus who plays with her toes.
Jones Umph! That's nothing;
my baby does that. .Exchange.
Brooklyn, N. T., Sept. 16th. The Garfield
Tea Co., manufacturers of Garfield Tea, Gar
field Headache Powders, Garrield Tea Svruo.
Garfield Belief Plasters, Garfield Digestive
Tablets and Garfield Lotion, are now occupy
ing the large and elegant office building and
factory recently erected by them. For many
f ears the Garfield Remedies have been grow
ng in popularity, and their success ia well
deserved. They cure diseases and keep people
Out of Place.
Cholly I get such frightful head
aches lately. Doctor thinks, perhaps,
there's some foreign substance in my
bwaln. -
Miss Peppery Ah! An Idea, per
haps. Philadelphia Press.
Sarcastic.
Voice from up stairs Ethel!
Ethel Yes, papa.
Voice Please tell that young' man
that if he thinks he would like this
house for a permanent residence, the
place is for sale on easy terms, at the
office of Skinn & Shark, the real es
tate agents.
strain of 1,500 pounds. In the second
place . there is not a'small, weak or
twisted wire used in our fence con
struction.
"The uprights are so securely fast
ened that man or beast cannot break
the fence down.
The end, corner and gate posts
must be large, and securely braced,
All Kinds Carried in Stock.
Catalogue Furnished
Upon Application.
MNIiMiaaM r$
ltv v not jH'j
PRUSSIAN STOCK FOOD
The Great Conditioner and Stock Pattener. HORSES do
More Work on Less Feed. COWS give Mora and Richer
Milk. tlOdS Fatten Quicker if given this Food.
Package, 60c and $l.OO.
MAKES FIGS GROW-GOOD FOB STUNTED CALVES.
Prussian Sembdy Co.. St. Paul, Minn. '
Gbntlbmbn : 1 have been feeding your Prussian Stock Food to my
thoroughbred swine. It gives them an appetite, and makes the pigs
grow. I also tried it on stunted calves with satisfactory results.
P. W. Grooms. Elgin. Neb.
E. J. BO WEN, Coast Agent, Portland, Oregon.
inquired if I had contemplated suicide and so placed that the center of the
during my solitude.
'Certainly not; only I wasn't going to
be shnt up in such a place when' I
found that I could cut through that
partition."
'Partition! What, that canvas at the
back?"
His look of horror startled me.
"Tes, and why not?"
"Good heavens! Why, you were Sb
the point of walking through 'Chl!de
Harold's Pilgrimage' getting through
six thousand pounds at one step, to say
the least of it!"
It was true enough, too, as I after
ward discovered.' It was Turner's
masterpiece which stopped the way
and not, as I had supposed, a canvas
wall. One moment more, and I should
have gained a notoriety in the art
world which . few would have envied
me. Youth's Companion.
posts will be on a line with the face
of the line posts. After the posts are
set, fasten one end of the wire and
run to the other end cr corner post,
where the wires are cut, passed
through the center of post, then at
tached to the automatic ratchet and
tightened to a hard tension. Use a
gauge to keep the wires at a uniform
spacing before stapling to line posts,
and do not drive staples tight, but
allow room for the wires to work.
Take upright stays and place equal
distance, put on the clamps and close
with clamp pincers. These clamps
will hold, you cannot get the wires to
move. This is the secret of our fence.
It's the most economical and stur
diest fence on earth. ' Tell the people
to send to the Portland Anchor Fence
Co., 742 - Nicholai street, Portland,
Ore., for free photographs and full
description. "
He Drew the Line.
"Hold on there!" called Charon to
the new arrival at the ferry over the
Styx." "You wait until the next trip.
and i ll take you over alone.
"Why this distinction?", inquired
one of the spirit passengers.
"Oh, he's one of those fools that rock
the boat, and I don't want to spoil the
trip for the rest of you."' Baltimore
American.
, A Trui Prophecy.
Nabb I believe. Madam DeTouch
can foretell one's future accurately.
Dabb Nonsense.
Nabb But she said a cold, haughty
man would cross my patn.
Dabb Well, as I left her apartments
tne iceman, entered. Pittsburg Dis
patch.
In the Philadelphia Style.
"The Sultan of Jolo has given a fifty
year absolute concession of the island
of Paragua to one of the native
princes." -
"Well," say, the Sultan of Jolo must
think he's the Mayor Ashbridge of the
Philippines." Cleveland Plain Dealer.-
The Absence of IL
If there is any truth in the saving
that happiness is the absence of all
pain, mental and physical, the enjoy
ment of it can only be found in
heaven. But so far as the physical is
concerned, it is within easy reach ; at
least measurably so, as far as cure will
go. J. ce sum ot human misery- m
this line is made up of greater or less
degrees of physical suffering. The
minor aches and 'pains which afflict
mankind are easy to reach and as
easily cured. There are none in the
whole catagory, which, if taken in
time, cannot be cured. They must
in some form afflict the nerves, the
bones, the muscles and joints of the
human body. They are all more or
less hurtful and wasteful to the sys
tem. St. Jacobs Oil is made to cure
them, to search out hidden pain spots.
and to cure promptly in a true reme
dial and lasting way. Very, very
many have not known happiness for
years till they used it, and very many
are .putting off cure and happiness be
cause they don t use it.
How Things Grow in Hawaii.
How great are the possibilities of Ha
waii as a fruit and vegetable growing
country will be understood when it be
comes known that four crops of pota
toes have been produced in succession
on the same piece of land within twelve
months. Radishes become edible ten
days after Sowing. Strawberry vines
bear fruit all the year. The berries are
of the finest flavor.
Cabbage grows all the year and it ap
parently makes no difference whether
it is planted in the spring, summer, au
tumn or winter. Parsley once sown
grows forever, apparently. Lima beans
continue to grow and bear for over a
year, and they have to be gathered
every week after starting to bear. Cu
cumbers bear the entire year and so
do tomatoes, which, with proper atten
tion, bear for years. Raspberries bear
for six months.
Pineapples come into bearing when
the plants are four months old and
bear In abundance for years. Lettuce
can be planted at any time, and it de-
velopes quickly. The same is true of
celery. Fruit Trade Journal and Pro
duce Record.
FREE
CARNIVAL
TICKETS
In order that the general public may understand
the special bargains now offered in shses and men's
furnishings, we will present a ticke- of admission
to the Carnival pppp with every pur
chase of goods a- P is IZ C mounting to $20
from our stock. Our aim is to supply the greatest
possible value ior the least money.
M. BILLINGS, 229 Morrison St., Portland, Or.
Positive Proof.
yes; I'm positive she
is
Tess Oh,
twenty-five.
Jess I suppose you saw the-record
in the family Bible, eh?
Tess Better than that. I asked
her at what age she thought a girl
should marry, and she promptly said
"twenty-eight" Philadelphia Press.
7 As Proxy.
I can't see why a man of his size
wants to be crowding women away
from the bargain counter for!" snap
ped one of the crowded.
"Madam," plaintively .spoke the
large man, turning his head to address
her, "I am here as a representative of
a family of eleven daughters." Chi
cago Times.
HEALTHY 01!
DISEASED
When there is a natural and healthy circulation of tne blood, the entire
quantity, estimated at one-eighth the weight of the body, passes through the heart
every five minutes. This rapid flow of the blood through the system prevents the
entrance of disease germs and impurities of every description. It filters out all that
is not necessary or good for the growth and development of the body and nourish
ing and strengthening the muscles, tissues, nerves and bones. But, unfortunately,
few persons can rightly claim an absolutely pure blood supply and perfect and
unpolluted circulation, and in consequence are exposed to innumerable diseases.
Contagious Blood Poison, the greatest enemy to mankind, enters the system
through the blood, and Cancer, Scrofula, Rheumatism, Catarrh, Eczema, Salt
Rheum, Psoriasis, Tetter in fact the majority of human ailments -are caused by .
poisons or humors that are engen- -
dered and fosteredin a sluggish gftO BIOOU IS fiVO SOUfCO
and impoverished blood. Old - -
sores, chronic ulcers and rheumatic pains are com- Qf All StlCHOth
mon, especially among old people, whose blood
naturally grows thin, and pale because of the lack of the red corpuscles. that give
color and strength to youthful blood. Sallow complexions) and rough, oily skins
evidence some constitutional or blood trouble, which salves, lotions, powders nor
any external treatment can cure. Diseases that originate in the blood, whether
they manifest themselves as ulcers, tumors, itching eruptions, muscular or bone
pains, require a tonic and blood purifier such as S. S. S., which not only antidotes
and neutralizes blood poisons and humors, but possesses health-giving tonic proper
ties that no other blood medicine does. It goes down to the very foundation of
' the disease and eliminates from the system every-
POliUtBO BlOOO thing of a poisonous character or that obstructs and
clogs the circulation. It builds up and imparta
DfQGOS DSSB3S0 new strength and vitality to the old innutritioua
. blood, and when the arteries and veins are once
more filled with new rich blood, the general health begins to improve, muscles
grow stronger, and sores and eruptions of every kind disappear. "
S. S. S. is the only 'guaranteed purely vegetable blood purifier, and the purest '
and most reliable in all blood diseases. It has been tested in thousands of cases
during the past fifty years and is more popular today than ever. We will be glad
to send you our book free, and if in need of medical advice write our physicians all
about your case ; this information will cost you nothing and comes from experi
enced and educated doctors. All correspondence is conducted in strictest
confidence. THE SWIFT SPECIFIC COMPANY, ATLANTA, OA.
A Wonderful Echo.
The most remmarkable echo in the
world is that which comes from the
north side of a church in Shipley.
It distinctly repeats any
not exceeding 21 syllables.
sentence
What b "Nothing"?
An old Scotch farmer, being electei
a member of the local school board,
visited tne scnooi and tested the in
telligence 01 tne class oy ms ques
tions, xne nrst inquiry wasr
jnoo, Doys, can ony o ye ell me
what naething is?" - -
After a moment s silence, a small
boy in the back eeat arose and repli
ed:
"It's what ye gie me t'other day for
naudm yer horsej" London Answers,
Real Names of Some Noted Rulers.
Suppose that some morning there
should appear in the newspapers such
ah item as this: "Mr. and Mrs. Albert
B. Wettin, accompanied by their
nephew, Mr. -Frederick W. V. A.
Hohenzollern, sailed - yesterday from
Liverpool for New York." How many
people would give more than a passing
glance at this announcement? Yet it
would be a piece of news calculated
to throw the people of New York, and
the whole of this country, In fact, into
a paroxysm of excitement and feverish
expectation, as must be admitted when
the names of King Edward VII., Queen
Alexandra and Emperor William of
Germany are respectively substituted
for the true family names given In the
supposititious item. Then there is the
youthful matron, Mrs. Henry Sehwerin,
who wields more power than any other
woman of twenty-one now living. She
is known to the world as Wilhelmina
of Holland, and is the only queen in
the world to-day. with the same powers
as a King. Ladles' Home JournaL
Low Grade of Intelligence.
'It's astonishing, Jim Bangs, that
you don t know enough to come home
before daylight! Why can't you imi
tate the moon?"
"Wha's matter wlz moon?"
"Why. the moon knows enough to
drop out of sight when it's full."
Boston Journal.
TO CURE A COLD IK ONE DAI
Tak laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets. All
iruggists refund the money if it fails to cure.
B. W. Grove's siKnature is on eacn oox. Zdc.
Impartial.
Tess I never see Miss Spinner out
wheeling that Mr. Wheeler and Mr.
Sprocket are not with her.
Jess Yes; she's got them both on
her string. The girls are calling het
'Miss Tandem."
Tess But she rides an individual
wheel.
Jess But she's a "bicycle maid for
two." Philadelphia Press.
Millions In It
"I say, I've got a scheme." said
the Inventive genius, "that will make
me independently rich if I succeed in
perfecting it."
'What is it?" asked a friend.
'It has been estimated," continued
the i. g.r "that an ordinary female
house fly will lay 20,000 eggs In a
season."
"Yes, answered' the friend, "but
what's the scheme?"
T propose," replied the genius, "to
graft the house fly on the barn yard
hen." ,
TOTS KNOW WHAT YOU ARE TAKING
When vou take Grove's Tasteless Chill Tonic,
because the formula is plainly printed on every
bottle showing that it is simnly Iron and Qui
nine in a tasteless form. No Cure, Ne Pay. aoc.
No Experience.
Diggs Do you believe ther is any
truth in the saying that it takes a
genius to live with a genius?
Biggs No, I don t. I never consid
ered my wife a genius. Chicago News
Truth Crushed to Earth.
"What shall I say to these news
paper men?'" asked the private secre
tary of the great manufacturer.
"What do they want?"
"Our men have been striking all day
and the reporters are after informa
tion." "Tell them," said the great manu
facturer, "that we are running like
clock work with striking regularity.
'Do
If There's Money in It
you think the North
Pole
asked the
will ever be discovered?"
scientist.
"I could not say," answered the
capitalist. "Possibly a trust may
iorae time be pursuaded that there is
money in it. Washington btar,
Odd Custom.
The women in Germany have a pe
culiar idea in regard to receiving a
rose minus its leaves or green foliage.
It is considered a gross insult there
to offer a lady a rose stripped of its
leaves.
SCHOOLS AND COLLEGES.
aAlllM
18,000:
e. S MAC
BUSINESS COLLEGE,
24 Post Street. fan Francisco, Cal.
Tb Leading BusIdpks TrutHng-School of the
West. Prepares Young Men nd Women
for BnirenB Careers.
I Graduates now' pucoe-f oily in f(f
I applying their knowUdg. Ic.UU J
3 Cnn Stenographers have been (J flft
v0UU irIned atHeald'a. O.OUU
I.UU roUed last year.
Average aaiiy attendance.
30 0 Nearly 300 frTadutC8 Iast
274 PosltioilS fllled darlog the
Aauiiiunw iNKuiuDsvnemi
H L 11 Inst year that could not be
1.000
4bu
300
274
250
5
4
28
17
7
3
School is open the entire year day and night.
Write for Illustrated Catalogue Free
fi lrd for lack of graduates.
CO, Typewiitfng machior 8 In
Q J the Typing Department,
rn Counties In California rep
J) j resented last year.
n Heald's Business Col ege Is
flj nearly 40 years old.
fk f) Teachers employed In the
J X school.
OlBlrB ruu iniiwi.ro srui
students to the college
last year.
VniMtrm nnnnt.rlsi wora snow
7 resented In the student
body last y ar.
3Thre are three Banks in
- the Businens Practice
Department.
17'
Headed Off.
Hobb What's the matter with
Windpipe? He used to be always
boring people with advice, and now he
says so little and seems to be so
thoughful.
. Nobbs Yes; his wife conceived the
happy idea of getting him into the
habit of writing letters to the news-,
papers, and now he's too busy to do
anything else. Harper's Bazar.
Summer Resolutions - 1
Keoley Cure
TAKE
THK .
Sure relief 'ft 6m liquor, opium and tobaooo
habits. Senator particulars to
Keeley Institute,
Moved to 4 JO Williams
Ave;, Portland, Oregon.
S3.00 TO S5.00 PER DAY
' Easily made for the next 90 days, selling an'
. Lucky Man. - j attractive line of HolldayHJoods.' For full par
"The man next door to you is going "oulars send name and
oft on a summer vacation. Why don't ' " b??R v;??s
you take a rest, too?" ' . Star Bldg., Chirajo. Ills.
"I'll get it now. He's going to take : . ; ;
his whole family, including his piano-" - i 39l90a
pounding daughter, his howUng dog, . Whbn writing t advertisers pleas,
and all that." Philadelphia Press, j If meutian this paper. ""
"Say,
A Wild Goose.
daddy, I notice in the paper
that Chicago university is giving away
len LiLi. u. ana ten u. u. degrees,
w.nat do tnose us mean?
"Where does this happen?'' '
"At the University of Chicago."
"Then they must mean dollars."
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
' A Sure Thing.
Promoter Now, in case the stock
goes up, you win.
Financier Yes; but in case it goes
down? - " .
Promoter Then I win. You see this
Is a sure thing; one or the other of us
is sure to win." Ohio State Journal.
An Insinuation.
w iiue raw, is me aevii every
Father Yes; every place, my son;
now, don't , bother me any more.
Willie I won't, paw; but ain't you
afraid to go out after night? Ohio
state journal. ; -; ;
Smoke and Fire.
"Mr. Waffles," said the landlady,
have a word to say to you."
"Make it a dozen, Mrs. Fry," remark
ed the young man.
"Mr. Waffles," said the landlady, "you
have been smoking in the parlor."
"Yes, Mrs. Fry." .
'You have smoked in the parlor many
times, Mr. Waffles. And you have
smoked in your room, and in the li
brary, and even in the dining-room
and you owe me for three weeks' board,
Mr. Waffles."
"Yes. Mrs. Fry.'"
"Where there is so much smoke, Mr.
Waffles, there must be some fire."
80 she fired him. Cleveland Plain
Dealer. 1 - -
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T3 CURES MiS all BStTwii '
I ; Best Congh Syrup. Tastes Good. Use p I
tLt la time. Sold br dragtfsta. w I
Florida's Dismal Swamp. .
There is, perhaps, no part of the
United States which has been so little
explored as the Great Dismal Swamp,
unless it be the everglades of Florida.
This great body of land, covered with
forests growing in six to ten feet of
water, extends over an area of about
2,400 square miles, its greatest width
being 40 miles and its greatest length
60 miles. . : - ' r
- First American Book Printed.
. The first book printed in the limits
of the United States was the "Bay
Psalms Book," which was Issued In
Cambridge, Mass., in 1040. Specimens
of this publication are extremely rare
and command very high prices. .
AVgetable Preparationfor As
similating the Food andBegula
ting theStoinachs andBoweis of
1 1 K3 adfra fci A ft "I i i iTiTATt.1
Promotes Digestion.CheerPuI
ness and Rest .Con tains neither
Opium,Morphine nor Mineral.
Not Narcotic.
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Aperfecl Remedy for Constipa
Tion, Sour Stomach, Diarrhoea
Worms .Convulsions .Feverish
ness and Loss of Sleep.
Facsimile Signature of
NEW YOUK.
if
The Kind Ton Have Always Bought, and which has been
. In use for over 30 years, has home the signature of
and has been made under his per
sonal supervision since its infancy
Allow no one to deceive yon in this.
All Counterfeits, Imitations and " Just-as-good. " are but
Experiments that trifle with and endanger the health of
Infants and Children Experience against Experiments
What is CASTORIA
Castoria is a harmless " substitute for Castor Oil, Pare
goric Drops and Soothing Syrups. It is Pleasant. Ifi
contains neither Opium, Morphine nor other Karcotio
: substance. Its age is Its guarantee. It destroys Worms
and allays Feverishness. It cures Diarrhoea and Wind
Colic It relieves Teething: Troubles, cures Constipation
and Flatulency. It assimilates the Food, regulates the
Stomach and Bowels, giving healthy and natural sleep
The Children's Panacea The Mother's Friend.
GENUINE CASTORIA ALWAYS
Sears the Signature of
EXACT COPY OF WRAPPER.
Tie Kind You Have Always Bought
I n Use For Oyer 30 Years.
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