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Scrofula Few are entirely free from it. It may develop so slowly aa to cause little If any disturbance daring the whole period of childhood. It may then produce irregularity of the tomach and bowels, dyspepsia, catarrh, and marked tendency to consumption before manifesting itself in mnch cutaneous eruption or glandular swelling. It is best to be sure that you are quit free from it, and for its complete eradica tion you can rely on Hood's Sarsaparilla, The best of all medicines for all humors. Multiplied. Towne See that man? Well, sir, he landed in this country with his bare feet and now he's got millions. Browne Gee whiz! He's worse off than a centipede, isn't he? Clear the Track. "John Bull is trying to down our locomotives." "They'll run him down fast enough if he gets in the way. " Frog Showers. "A Cornell professor says that frog spawn can be carried up in the at mosphere and hatched out in the clouds." "By gum, you bet I'll carry an um brella the next time I go out." Handicapped by Science. "I understand that he has long been a' student of political economy," said the visitor. "He has," said Senator Glucose, and hiseconomy in politics bas kept him out of office. He thinks he can be elected without spending a cent." This aignatur is on every box of the genuine Laxative BromoQuinine Taueu the remedy that ernes a cold la. one elay Dtstructiveness. Phrenologist Your bump of de- Are you structiveness is very large, a soldier or a pugilist. Subject Neither. I'm a furniture mover. farmers Will Be Well Done. Cuticus What are you preparing to do this year? Haycede (absent-mindedly) Sum mer boarders, as usual. FITQ Permanently Cured. No lite or nerrousnee: I I IO aftarnratdaT'naieofnr.Klias'sGreatNern Beatorer. Send for FREE 8J.00 trial bottle and treat. 1st. DX.B.H Klin. Ltd..v31 ArchSt.,Fhiladelpbia,Pa A Suburbanite. Mr. Isolate of Lonelyville, on evening train, embarrassed) You may notice that nearly every suburb anite is bringing out either a new cook or waitress with him? Mr. Brooklyn Borough (his guest, critically) You might call ihls a "Cook's personally conducted excursion." Our Nation's Wealth. Gold and silver are poured abundantly into the lap of the nation, but our material wealth and strength is rather in iron, the most useful of all metals, just as the wealth of a human being lies in -a useful stomach. If you have overworked yours until it is disabled, try H 03 tetter's Stom ach Bitters. It will relieve the clogged bowels, improve the appetite and cure constipation, dyspepsia, biloitsness, liver and kidney disease. . - - The Shirt Waist The women claim their feelings hurt ; They're kicking up a fuss, Because we men adopt the shirt That first they stole from us. " she and Easitr Job. Mrs Cobwigger Poor thing, tried to reform her husband failed. Mrs. Dorcas What is she triyng to do now? Mrs. Cobwiggre To reform the world. VOV KNOW WHAT YOU ARB TAKING When vou take Grove's Tasteless Chill Tonic, because the formula is plainly printed on every bottle showing; that it is simDly Iron and Qui Dine la a tasteless form. Mo Cure. N Pay. 60c. Give Up. A Do you know of anything to do for seasickness? B Give up. 'fTbat's just what I did when, I was seasick." THE "BUSINESS DOCTOR." aaplorod by the Lane Department Stores in New York. A unique calling has developed itself in this city.. It may be called that ot the business doctor. The business doc tor Is a man who goes to business houses and la allowed to examine thor oughly the whole working of the "ma chine." He finds out for example, how the letters are opened and. distributed, how orders are executed, how many people are employed, what is the exact nature of the work they do, what are the wages they are receiving, and so on. In the case of a laree concern he may need a week to get a full posses sion of the facts, and he charges at least $60 a day for his work. When he has completed his Investigations - he draws up a report, and adds to It a number of practical suggestions. His object is to prevent waste, and espe cially to check the constant tendency in working expenses to rise year by year without any compensating advan tages.- One of the largest department stores in the city employed the services of a "doctor" recently. He found that the partners came down about 10 and opened the letters together. As their correspondence was. enormous, the opening of the letters necessitated a waste of much valuable time. He therefore advised that a woman who was to be paid a salary of $1,000 a year should be engaged to open the letters before the partners arrived, and sort them, allotting each partner his own letters, so -that when he came down to business he might deal with tbem im mediately. This recommendation was adopted, and has been found to save a great deal of precious time, as was In tended. He also advised the rearrange ment of the dnties of the assistants. Some were receiving too much, others to little. New York Evening Post. Heredity. Irate Parent I begin to see that I've got a fool for a son! . Philosophical Offspring Ah, my dear dad, what a wonderful thing is heredity. HOW'S THIS? Water Drinkers. Lady Bridget, did you give the gold fish fresh water today? - Bridget Holy StrPatrick! Have the cratures drank up the whole bowl of wather Oi - gave thim yester day? - Fiso's Cure for ConsuniDtion is an infal lible medicine for coughs and colds. N. W. Samuel. Ocean Grove, N. J., Feb. 17, iauo. Each in Its Place. Willie Pa, is there any difference between a violin and a fiddle? Pa Yes, my son ; If you hear it at a concert or an opera it s a violin, but when your next door neighbor piays ir. it s a nuuie. We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward for any case of Catarrh that can not be cured by Hall's Catarrh Cure F. J. CHENEY & CO., Props., Toledo, O. We the undersigned, have known F.J. Cheney tor the past 15 years, and believe him perfectly horn -abi in all busln as transactions and fin ancial' able to carry out any obligations made by Uetr firm. Wxst&TkuaX, Wholesalo Druggists, Toledo, O. Walding, K inn an & Ma.nvnt, Wholesale Drutr-ists. Toledo O. Call's Catarrh Cure is tr.ken.nt:rnally, ao'.ing ".irec:ly on the blood and mucous surfaces of toe system. kTl e 75c per bo 'tie. ta.a oy at drag: lata. Testimonials 135. Hall's Family fil? r- tK best Drawing Card. , ' "My dear," said Kev. Dr. Gallory, "have you had the advertisement of my Sunday services inserted as usual." "I've done better than that," re plied his clever wife. "I've sent word to the society editors that Mr. and Mrs. J. Blugore De Vorse will very probably be present." An Enchanting Picture. Mr. Harlemflat That must be an affectionate passage in that novel you are reading. Mrs. Harlemflat It's a description of a woman's boudoir. Think of a place large enough to have a boudoir! Stop thm Cough and Work Off thm Cold. Laxative Bromo-Quinine Tablets cure a cold in one day. .No cure, No Pay. Price 26 cents. . , Encore. "What do youthink of that whis ky?" asked the host. " "Well," 'said the guest, smacking his lips as he sat down his1 glass, "it reminds me .01 a good story." "Let's have it." "Oh, you misunderstand me. merley wish to imply that it's worth repeating." Doesn't Bout of It Now. Nell She used to boast .that she was one of the charter members of the Woman's Suffrage Club. She doesn't appear to be so proud of it now. Belle Oh ! she's just as proud, but you know, the club was organized 15 years ago, and she must have been at least 20 when she joined. Her Handwriting. Brown Hullo ; what's the matter? Green O, I'm in an awful fix. I proposed to Miss Gray and have just got ner answer. - . Brown And she's refused you? Green I don't know. I can't read her writing. The Beat Prescription for Malaria Chills and Fever is a bottle of Grove's Tasteless Chill Tonic. It Is simply iron and quinine in E. HWWUM lUflU. AO 1QIB BiO JTay. XTlCS OUC. Not Hungry, But . Young Briae Why, Ufiarne, vou do not seem to be eating anything this morning. And I got up early to make these biscuits lor you. Charles No, dear; I don t feel at all hungry this morning, to tell- the truth. Your biscuits are very nice indeed. " By the way, I wonder if there are any of those dog biscuit left that I bought for Nero Friday. Mothers will find Mrs. Winslow's Sooth ing Syrup the best remedy to use for their Danger Signs. " Dusty Dan I hopes I won't run aginst ennybuddy in dis town wot'll make me take a bath. Layaround Lucas Let's go t'roo dis alley, den ; look at dem guys sprinklm wid hose down de street. Slolt Woman Mr. Valentino Tell How lydJa E. Ptnkham'a Vegeta ble Oompound Cured Her TO CUBE A COLD IN ONE DAT Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets. All druggists refund the money if it fails to cure. G. W. Grove's signature is on eacn dox. 25c. A Shrewd Fellow. , Swiggers That man Killtime shrewd fellow. Swaggers Why? Pony ana Rattlesnake A California fanner, who has three small children, owns a pony which Is their constant companion. They have ridden him, rolled over him, fed him, and have come to consider him as one of the family. When the children went on an expedition and did not want to ride, the pony went along as if he had been a pet dog. A San Francisco news paper tells the following story of the pony's presence of mind: " One day the three children went on a nutting expedition, and while they gathered the nuts, the pony grazed near by. Suddenly, almost beneath the feet of the nut gatherers, there was an om inous whir, and they saw with horror a huge rattlesnake coiled ready to strike. v ; The children huddled together, too much frightened to move, but as the deadly head wentback, there was a quick trample of hoofs, a rush through the bushes, and the pony appeared. With his four little sharp hoofs brought together he shot up into the air, landed squarely on the snake's coil, and was off again before the wicked head could strike. The Interruption . had released the frightened children from the charm and they ran a short distance .away, and stopped to witness the contest. The rattler was wounded, but full of fight, and coiled again, and again the pony landed on him and got away safely. This time the snake's body was nearly severed In two places, and the snake was conquered. The pony walked round it, and, apparently satisfied, gave a cheerful whinny and returned to his grazing. Bad Fan witti the Parson. A clerical' friend of mine told me a capital story of a Yale man who was the stroke oar of his crew and the chief athlete on the football field. - - He entered the' ministry and spent years in missionary labor in the Far West Walking one day , through a frontier town, a cowboy stepped up to him and said: "Parson, you don't have enough fun. Take a drink!" .-' . The minister declined. " "Well," he said, "parson, you must have some fun. Here's a faro layout Take a hand In the game." The minister declined. - "Parson," said the cowboy, "you'll die If you don't have some fun." : ' And he knocked the parson's hat off his head and hit him a whack on the eat. . . - .-' .. - The old athletic spirit rose; the science which had been learned in the Happiness will go out of your life forever, my sister, if yon have any of the symptoms mentioned in Mrs. Valentine's letter, unless you set promptly. Procure Lydia E. Ptak nam's Vegetable Compound at once. It is absolutely sure to help yon. Then write for advice if there is anything about your case yon do not under stand. - Yon need not bo afraid to tell the things you could not explain to the doctor your letter will be seen only by women. All the persons who see priv ate letters at Mrs. Pinkham's Labora tory, at Lynn, Mass., are women. AE letters are confidential and advice abso lutely free. Here is tne letter: - is wins pleasure that I add my testimony to your list, hop ing it may in duce others to avail the m selves of the benefit of your valuable rem- dy. Before taking Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound I felt very bad ly , was terribly nervous, and tired, had sick headaches, no appetite. gnawing pain in stomach, pain in my back and right side, and so weak I could scarcely stand. I was not able to do anything. Had sharp pains all through my body. Before I had taken half a bottle of your medicine, I found myself improving. I continued its use until 1 nad taken four Domes, ana xeic so well that I did not need to take any more. I am like a new person, ana your medicine shall always have my f raise." Mrs. W. P. Valentin, see erry Avenue, Camden, N.J. $5000 ". ' Ljillm . Pinkhmm Mmdlmtmm Oaw Waiting for His Man. A preacher riding down a ravine came upon an old mountaineer hid ing in the bushes with his rifle. .What are you aoing - there, my friend?" "Bide on, stranger," was" the easy answer. "I'm a-waitm' lor Bill Johnson, and, with the help of the Lawd, I m gom to blow his damn head off." ' college gymnasium and forgotten for a Swiggers He gave a lawn mowing quarter of a century was aroused, party yesterday and had the guests blow landed on the jaw of that cow- cut the grass. - boy that sent him sprawling in the , " street The Reason. The parson walked over him as if be He It's strange you members of had been a door rug, picked him up and the Vassar alumni don't hold class dusted the side of the house with him reunions. She Not at all. ' You may . as well ask a woman her age as to ask her what year she graduated. SI0W- Sores Eieaiiii a With, rich, pure, strong blooa one is never troubled with sores or ulcers. A cut or any injury to the flesh heals in a few days, nature supplrinifthe healing balm in the form of healthy, new blood; but when the circulation is tainted with poisonous genua, humors or any effete matter, a slight scratch or abrasion of the skin Decomes a 1 catering sore, tiny pimple grow to De pons, swollen joints and inflamed glands often Break out into offensive, slow healing ores. A polluted blood is always a menace to health ; not only does it keep the skin in a chronic state of inflammation, but every .organ and fibre of the body suffers from an impure and sluggish circulation. You never feel well, yon are not and never can be well until the system is relieved of its terrible load of impuri ties. With the blood so contaminated, so deeply poisoned, ulcers, boils and sores of every kind are apt to become chronic and often develop into Cancer. a ajmuiAu wiul m sowra aviv vaT ... , from the knee to the foot was one solid sore, which was very offensive. . I spent over $1,000 on two trips to Eot Springs, and looal physi cians treatea me to no purpose, j. naa about deoided to have xoy les amputated, when a friend induced me to try S. S. S. I began to take your medloine, and in the short space of even months it naa eompieteiy ana tnoroug-nly cured me. My leg;, is a witness today as to what 8. S. S. will do when taken regularly. The sore has healed entirely and my health has improved wonderfully. X have already trained 80 pounds. J. B. TAT.TIBBT, . Box 26. , - Winona, Hiss, y. often caused by poverty of the blood and a weak and slow circulation, brought on by long continued sickness, malarial poisoning,' torpid liver, the use of mercury, or whatever is calculated to de stroy the vitality of the blood and break down the constitu tion.' These old chronic sores last sometimes for years, eat in? into the flesh, muscles. ana even aown into tissues. the bones, and are such a tax upon the system that it is hard for the patient to recuperate, ana a sunpie maiaay ones proves iaiai. Nothing; so quickly or surely restores lost strength and vitality to the blood as S. S. S. It 13 an antidote for the severest forms of Blood Poison, as well as the irritating humors that cause the eruptions and sores that sap your very life and so greatly disfigure you. S. S. S. is the only guaranteed purely vegetable blood puri fier. It contains no mercury, potash, arsenic or other hurtful drug. It cleanses the blood and purifies the circulation, thus ridding the system of the impurities that keep the sores feverish and painful. At the same time your general health improves under the tonic effects of S. S. S., and the skin becomes soft, smooth ana healthy. If you are troubled with boils, carbuncles, sores or eruptions of any sort, write our physicians all about your case; don't risk your own judgment when yon can get medical advice from experienced doctors free. Book on Blood and Skin Diseases to all who desire it. THE SWIFT SPECIFIC COMPANY, ATLANTA, OA. and then mopped up the sidewalk with his .form. As the ambulance was carrying the cowboy off he raised his head feebly and said: ."Parson, what did you fool me for? You are chock full of fun." New York Times. .. A Dream Dispelled. The woman was standing in the door way, shading her eyes with her hand. She called across the garden: "You, Innocence Williams. Come In, honey, outen that hot sun. You'll burn yer little cheeks as brown ez a berry. Come in, Innocence!" One would have expected to see a fairy-like creature rise, as from the heart of a flower, and drift, dreamily over the violet beds. But instead, gaunt, tall figure, with face browned and bonneted, shambled toward the house, dragging a dead rattlesnake by its rattles. It was Innocence Williams. "Thar, mammy!"- she explained, tossing the snake over the palings.-. "That makes ten I've kilt sence the fust o' June!" Atlanta Constitution, ; - The Bright Side. . "it is said that lobsters will be ex tinct In 25 years," remarked Hiland. "Oh.- well replied Malket, who is very fond of lobster, Viet us not worry about it Let us look on the bright side. We may all die before that time." Pittsburg Chronicle Telegraph. jMRSWrWALENTINC. "OPERATIVE WORDS" IN LAW. Best possible to boild. Best material. Beat pro portion. Beat finish. Ligbteat running. Seventy rears experience. niiuttKM. i.swiq Si STATKK CO., 1st and Taylor Sin., Portland. Or. What They Mean in Lesal aad Bui- ness Transactions. "Operative words," said a member of the District bar, "are of the utmost Im portance In legal documents and in business affairs. 'Probably the most seriously Import ant operative word in human affairs is composed of but . three letters,' and it appears in print thus: 'Yes.' When she says 'yes' to a man it means that she transfers her heart and hand, and formerly all of her property, to him who asks her to be, etc. This little word establishes the most Important contract of society, and, while this con tract may afterward be dissolved by mutual consent if one of the contract ing parties demurs and backs out a suit for damages is open to the other. "In auction sales the property put up is anybody's until the auctioneer says 'gone' or 'sold' and the hammer drops. No matter how the sale is regretted, or how much the parties would like to re tract it it stands and the court will sustain it .' "In a will they are 'give, devise and bequeath.' Real property is 'devised' and personal property 'bequeathed.' "In a note the borrower must 'prom ise' to pay, and in a bond he must 'bind' himself. - "In some States in a deed certain words are necessary to convey real es tate. The courts have held generally. however, that the word 'grant' will car ry, a good title In New York, for in stance, the operative words constitute quite a formula, and are 'grant' bar gain, sell, assign, transfer, set over and convey.' That's the old form. Now the words 'grant and release' are suffi cient ' ' . : . "In a lease the word lef must be used. They have an odd formula in New York, used -for centuries, proba bly, consisting of 'grant' demise and to farm let' and it applies to. all kinds or property, in a quitclaim aeea tne j that-8 a horse on me ,, worn quiicietiiu uiubi uc uacu. Washington Stan FARM MACHINERY AND SUPPLIES. 1 Ensilage Cutter. Best and only perfect blower cut ter on the market. Send for circular. Mitchell, Lewis ft Staver Co. Portland, Ore. JOHN POOLE, Portland, Oregon, Foot of Morrison Street. Can give yon the best bargain in Buggies, Plows, Boilers and Engines, Windmills and Pumps anl General Machinery. See us before buying PRUSSIAN 5StuS.onZ- 2 lOtT Lf 1 1 I B?D Tomes kUl the llco. Hena ",s sXlsWasr cannot feed lice and feed yon. Price, 50c and S1.00 a can. Sold by dealers. PRUSSIAN REMEDY CO., St Paul, Minn. Gentleman: 1 am a breeder of fl nit-clara sn-Laee Wyandotte, twonacaaof yonr FRUS8IAM LIQUID LICE KILLER aaaspeelal premium at tba St. Paul Poo try Show o( 1M0. and and it is all right. V here are sersral here that wsnt a reliable lice killer, and yours is all right. WX. M 8WAGQERT, Wartata. Minn. J. H. XALON8. or Adel, Mo , ears the PRUSSIA LICE KILLER Is Just the thlna- for Hoe on boss, and is worth five times its cos . J. Bo wen, Coast Agent, Portland, Ore. Wholesale Boots & Shod KRAUSSE & PRINCE, 87 and 89 First Street, Portland, Oregon. Telephone, Oak 1391. All Kinds Carried in Stock. Catalogue Furnished Upon Application. A Generous Admission. "You're a little late, my love." "A little late. But I'm all right. " "Yes my dear, let me hear you pronounce Ihe name f the Whitney i horse that won the Derby." "Eh! The Whitney horse? Well. "Never mind my dear, pronounce it myself." I can't Summer Resolutions tb!e ICeetey Cure Sure relief bom liquor, opium and tobacco habits. Sand for partioulara to bale, InstltutB. ""'XV..?.0 YAH"" Me. 35-ltOl. WHS writing ts advertisers please meutlsn this paper. A Sarcastic Lawyer. The late Henry W. Payne, of the Massachusetts bar, was once defend ing a charity case, in which a boy of 15 .was charged with arson. He made a strong case to prove the defendant an idiot After a charge from the Judge, which was practically an order for ac quittal, the Jury brought in a verdict of iguilty. The judge asked Payne if he jwould move for a new trial.: "I thank you for your suggestion," was the an swer, "but I am oppressed with the Igravest doubts whether I have the fight to move for a new trial. -Your honor, I have already asked for. and received for my idiot client the most precious heritage of our English and American common law a trial by a Jury of his peers." - Fayne had an old quarrel with the Supreme Court, and never lost an op portunity of showing his contempt for that body. Once, riding from Boston to Cambridge with a load of law books, he was accosted by a young Harvard man with . the remark: "You have auite a load, Mr. Payne. Law books, I suppose?".. "Oh, no," was the answer, "only Supreme Court reports." New York Tribune. The Poor City Boy. Oh, the city boy is bundled In his heavy overcoat, With bis costly leather leggings, - With a silk thing round his throat, . -And he slides nponr-the sidewalk Where the ashes have been spread. And Imagines he is happy On . .... hla .- ,. bright " new tied There's a hill that's high and sloping, In the country, far away. Where a boy who wasn't bandied -Fit to smother used to stray; .With the swiftness of the lightning Down the gleaming hill he sped, And no ashes ever grater Neath his - - , home . : made ,'. slew" Oh, I pity the poor city ; Boy who never gets beyona iThe narrow, ashy sidewalk Or some hampered little pond. Ah, the hill was high and sloping, And the way was clear ahead : Where a country boy went coasting On a . home .- made ' : - ' : sled. First of the Vanderbilta. The "first of the Vanderbilts In this country was Jan Aertsen Van der Bilt, a Holland, farmer, who came to the new world in the first half of the seven teenth century, and who settled in the neighborhood of Brooklyn, about 1650. As the name indicates, the family be longed originally to either the Tillage of BUt, a suburb of Utrecht, or the par ish of Bilt, in Frlsia. SCHOOLS AND COLLEGES. HILL MIUTARV r ' . VCAflEMY 1 A Private School For boarding and dav dhdIIs. Opens September 18. Fine new building. The principal nas naa twenty-tnree years experience in Portland. Cor respondence solicited. For catalogues address. J. W. HIXL, nr. D., P. O. drawer 17, Portland, Or. -.- Half Named John. : There are 14,000,000 Smiths in the world, according to , "a -statistician. About half of them are of t-lie feminine persuasion, and most of the other ha are named John. ' - le ease JFL n. - f lMsVSyMzW"Zltk 1 le t CUBtS rVHtttt AIL USE FAILS. J I Best Cough Syrup. Tastes Good. Use I 1 if I ; in time. Sold br drnnclsts. I I r is .Vegetable Preparationfor As similating theFoodandBegula ling the Stomachs andBowels of Promotes DigestionCteerfuF ness and Rest.Con tains neither Opium.Morphine nor Mineral. KotKahcotic. ' XKtpem'OUJk-SiMUamWSa Pumrha Seal A perfect Remedy for Cons tipa Tion, Sour Stomach, Diarrhoea and Loss OF SLEEP. Fac Simile Signature oP NEW YORK. v. a 3 sav sr i a a l a I t 3 11 C a TW m 1 tl B. II a m a 'a Kl I " 1.11 ".-' f Elf 1 II U II I a V A sW,MtXVSaVs3 The Kind Ton Have Always Bought, and which has been, in use for over 30 years, has borne the signature of and has been made under his per- 772;,. ' 8onal supervision since its infancy. All Counterfeits, Imitations and" Just-as-good'are bat Experiments that trifle with and endanger the health of Infants and Children Experience against Experiment. What is CASTORIA Castoria is a harmless substitute for Castor Oil, Pare goric, Drops and Soothing Syrups. It is Pleasant. It . contains neither Opium, Morphine nor other Narcotio substance. Its age is its guarantee. It destroys Worms and allays Feyerishness. It cures Diarrhoea and Wind Colic It relieves Teething Troubles, cures Constipation, and Flatulency. It assimilates the Food, regulates the Stomach and Bowels, giving healthy and natural sleep The Children's Panacea The Mother's Friend. GENUINE CASTORIA ALWAYS Sears the Signature of Si EXACT COPY OF WRAPPER. The Kind You Haye Always Bought In Use For Over 30 Years. Thb enmuiH MltV, TT Mil MAT WWW.T, HCW TOM OITT. You can alvays smell a "dca d one." He has a costive-looking face. His breath knocks you down. He drags his feet. Listeners to his talk turn their heads the other way. His breath poisons God's pure air. He ought to keep clean inside: that means sweet breath, quick brain, swift moving feet. You can't feel well and act well with-your bowels clogged, sending poison all through your body. Qean them out gently but thoroughly and keep them clean with CASCARET5 Candy Cathartic, and you will find that all bowel and liver ills and the nasty symptoms that'go with them are quickly and permanently yqT) cured BYJ illVER TONIC 25c ALL DRUGGISTS CURE al bowel troubles, appendicitis, b!l louBneeWt bad breath, baa blood, wind on tne stomach, bloated bowels, foul - anositls. beadaabe. f ndlsrMtf on. nlmslfla. pain, after eaanf, liver trouble, sallow complexion and dlzslneaw. when roar bowels donf move resru- larly yon are csttlnc sick. Constipation IslU more people than all other diseases toeether. It is a starter for the chronic ailment, and Ions; years of sanbrlna; that come afterward.. No matter what alls yon, start taking- CaSCARETS to-day, for yon win never a,es wen sura no wen ail ana time until yon pat yonr bowels right. wsin uAKaaEii Maay, Take oar advicei start under an absolute roar. antes to car or money refunded. , GUARANTEED! NEVER SOLD IN BULK. 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