Corvallis gazette. (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, September 03, 1901, Image 4

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Few are entirely free from it.
It may develop so slowly aa to cause
little If any disturbance daring the whole
period of childhood.
It may then produce irregularity of the
tomach and bowels, dyspepsia, catarrh,
and marked tendency to consumption
before manifesting itself in mnch cutaneous
eruption or glandular swelling.
It is best to be sure that you are quit
free from it, and for its complete eradica
tion you can rely on
Hood's Sarsaparilla,
The best of all medicines for all humors.
Towne See that man? Well, sir,
he landed in this country with his
bare feet and now he's got millions.
Browne Gee whiz! He's worse off
than a centipede, isn't he?
Clear the Track.
"John Bull is trying to down our
"They'll run him down fast enough
if he gets in the way. "
Frog Showers.
"A Cornell professor says that frog
spawn can be carried up in the at
mosphere and hatched out in the
"By gum, you bet I'll carry an um
brella the next time I go out."
Handicapped by Science.
"I understand that he has long
been a' student of political economy,"
said the visitor.
"He has," said Senator Glucose,
and hiseconomy in politics bas kept
him out of office. He thinks he can
be elected without spending a cent."
This aignatur is on every box of the genuine
Laxative BromoQuinine Taueu
the remedy that ernes a cold la. one elay
Phrenologist Your bump
of de-
Are you
structiveness is very large,
a soldier or a pugilist.
Subject Neither. I'm a furniture
Will Be Well Done.
Cuticus What are you
preparing to do this year?
Haycede (absent-mindedly) Sum
mer boarders, as usual.
FITQ Permanently Cured. No lite or nerrousnee:
I I IO aftarnratdaT'naieofnr.Klias'sGreatNern
Beatorer. Send for FREE 8J.00 trial bottle and treat.
1st. DX.B.H Klin. Ltd..v31 ArchSt.,Fhiladelpbia,Pa
A Suburbanite.
Mr. Isolate of Lonelyville, on
evening train, embarrassed) You
may notice that nearly every suburb
anite is bringing out either a new
cook or waitress with him?
Mr. Brooklyn Borough (his guest,
critically) You might call ihls a
"Cook's personally conducted excursion."
Our Nation's Wealth.
Gold and silver are poured abundantly
into the lap of the nation, but our material
wealth and strength is rather in iron, the
most useful of all metals, just as the
wealth of a human being lies in -a useful
stomach. If you have overworked yours
until it is disabled, try H 03 tetter's Stom
ach Bitters. It will relieve the clogged
bowels, improve the appetite and cure
constipation, dyspepsia, biloitsness, liver
and kidney disease. . - -
The Shirt Waist
The women claim their feelings hurt ;
They're kicking up a fuss,
Because we men adopt the shirt
That first they stole from us. "
Easitr Job.
Mrs Cobwigger Poor thing,
tried to reform her husband
Mrs. Dorcas What is she triyng
to do now?
Mrs. Cobwiggre To reform the
When vou take Grove's Tasteless Chill Tonic,
because the formula is plainly printed on every
bottle showing; that it is simDly Iron and Qui
Dine la a tasteless form. Mo Cure. N Pay. 60c.
Give Up.
A Do you know of anything to do
for seasickness?
B Give up.
'fTbat's just what I did when, I
was seasick."
aaplorod by the Lane Department
Stores in New York.
A unique calling has developed itself
in this city.. It may be called that ot
the business doctor. The business doc
tor Is a man who goes to business
houses and la allowed to examine thor
oughly the whole working of the "ma
chine." He finds out for example, how
the letters are opened and. distributed,
how orders are executed, how many
people are employed, what is the exact
nature of the work they do, what are
the wages they are receiving, and so
on. In the case of a laree concern he
may need a week to get a full posses
sion of the facts, and he charges at
least $60 a day for his work. When he
has completed his Investigations - he
draws up a report, and adds to It a
number of practical suggestions. His
object is to prevent waste, and espe
cially to check the constant tendency
in working expenses to rise year by
year without any compensating advan
tages.- One of the largest department
stores in the city employed the services
of a "doctor" recently. He found that
the partners came down about 10 and
opened the letters together. As their
correspondence was. enormous, the
opening of the letters necessitated a
waste of much valuable time. He
therefore advised that a woman who
was to be paid a salary of $1,000 a year
should be engaged to open the letters
before the partners arrived, and sort
them, allotting each partner his own
letters, so -that when he came down to
business he might deal with tbem im
mediately. This recommendation was
adopted, and has been found to save a
great deal of precious time, as was In
tended. He also advised the rearrange
ment of the dnties of the assistants.
Some were receiving too much, others
to little. New York Evening Post.
Irate Parent I begin to see that
I've got a fool for a son! .
Philosophical Offspring Ah, my
dear dad, what a wonderful thing is
Water Drinkers.
Lady Bridget, did you give the
gold fish fresh water today? -
Bridget Holy StrPatrick! Have
the cratures drank up the whole
bowl of wather Oi - gave thim yester
day? -
Fiso's Cure for ConsuniDtion is an infal
lible medicine for coughs and colds. N.
W. Samuel. Ocean Grove, N. J., Feb. 17,
Each in Its Place.
Willie Pa, is there any difference
between a violin and a fiddle?
Pa Yes, my son ; If you hear it at
a concert or an opera it s a violin,
but when your next door neighbor
piays ir. it s a nuuie.
We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward for any
case of Catarrh that can not be cured by Hall's
Catarrh Cure
F. J. CHENEY & CO., Props., Toledo, O.
We the undersigned, have known F.J. Cheney
tor the past 15 years, and believe him perfectly
horn -abi in all busln as transactions and fin
ancial' able to carry out any obligations made
by Uetr firm.
Wholesalo Druggists, Toledo, O.
Walding, K inn an & Ma.nvnt,
Wholesale Drutr-ists. Toledo O.
Call's Catarrh Cure is tr.ken.nt:rnally, ao'.ing
".irec:ly on the blood and mucous surfaces of
toe system. kTl e 75c per bo 'tie. ta.a oy at
drag: lata. Testimonials 135.
Hall's Family fil? r- tK best
Drawing Card. , '
"My dear," said Kev. Dr. Gallory,
"have you had the advertisement of
my Sunday services inserted as usual."
"I've done better than that," re
plied his clever wife. "I've sent
word to the society editors that Mr.
and Mrs. J. Blugore De Vorse will
very probably be present."
An Enchanting Picture.
Mr. Harlemflat That must be an
affectionate passage in that novel you
are reading.
Mrs. Harlemflat It's a description
of a woman's boudoir. Think of a
place large enough to have a boudoir!
Stop thm Cough and
Work Off thm Cold.
Laxative Bromo-Quinine Tablets cure a cold in
one day. .No cure, No Pay. Price 26 cents. . ,
"What do youthink of that whis
ky?" asked the host. "
"Well," 'said the guest, smacking
his lips as he sat down his1 glass, "it
reminds me .01 a good story."
"Let's have it."
"Oh, you misunderstand me.
merley wish to imply that it's worth
Doesn't Bout of It Now.
Nell She used to boast .that she
was one of the charter members of
the Woman's Suffrage Club. She
doesn't appear to be so proud of it
Belle Oh ! she's just as proud, but
you know, the club was organized 15
years ago, and she must have been at
least 20 when she joined.
Her Handwriting.
Brown Hullo ; what's the matter?
Green O, I'm in an awful fix. I
proposed to Miss Gray and have just
got ner answer. - .
Brown And she's refused you?
Green I don't know. I can't read
her writing.
The Beat Prescription for Malaria
Chills and Fever is a bottle of Grove's Tasteless
Chill Tonic. It Is simply iron and quinine in
Not Hungry, But .
Young Briae Why, Ufiarne, vou
do not seem to be eating anything
this morning. And I got up early to
make these biscuits lor you.
Charles No, dear; I don t feel at
all hungry this morning, to tell- the
truth. Your biscuits are very nice
indeed. " By the way, I wonder if
there are any of those dog biscuit left
that I bought for Nero Friday.
Mothers will find Mrs. Winslow's Sooth
ing Syrup the best remedy to use for their
Danger Signs. "
Dusty Dan I hopes I won't run
aginst ennybuddy in dis town wot'll
make me take a bath.
Layaround Lucas Let's go t'roo
dis alley, den ; look at dem guys
sprinklm wid hose down de street.
Slolt Woman
Mr. Valentino Tell How
lydJa E. Ptnkham'a Vegeta
ble Oompound Cured Her
Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets. All
druggists refund the money if it fails to cure.
G. W. Grove's signature is on eacn dox.
A Shrewd Fellow. ,
Swiggers That man Killtime
shrewd fellow.
Swaggers Why?
Pony ana Rattlesnake
A California fanner, who has three
small children, owns a pony which Is
their constant companion. They have
ridden him, rolled over him, fed him,
and have come to consider him as one
of the family. When the children went
on an expedition and did not want to
ride, the pony went along as if he had
been a pet dog. A San Francisco news
paper tells the following story of the
pony's presence of mind: "
One day the three children went on a
nutting expedition, and while they
gathered the nuts, the pony grazed near
by. Suddenly, almost beneath the feet
of the nut gatherers, there was an om
inous whir, and they saw with horror
a huge rattlesnake coiled ready to
strike. v ;
The children huddled together, too
much frightened to move, but as the
deadly head wentback, there was a
quick trample of hoofs, a rush through
the bushes, and the pony appeared.
With his four little sharp hoofs
brought together he shot up into the air,
landed squarely on the snake's coil, and
was off again before the wicked head
could strike.
The Interruption . had released the
frightened children from the charm
and they ran a short distance .away,
and stopped to witness the contest. The
rattler was wounded, but full of fight,
and coiled again, and again the pony
landed on him and got away safely.
This time the snake's body was nearly
severed In two places, and the snake
was conquered. The pony walked round
it, and, apparently satisfied, gave a
cheerful whinny and returned to his
Bad Fan witti the Parson.
A clerical' friend of mine told me a
capital story of a Yale man who was
the stroke oar of his crew and the chief
athlete on the football field. -
- He entered the' ministry and spent
years in missionary labor in the Far
West Walking one day , through a
frontier town, a cowboy stepped up to
him and said:
"Parson, you don't have enough fun.
Take a drink!" .-' .
The minister declined.
" "Well," he said, "parson, you must
have some fun. Here's a faro layout
Take a hand In the game."
The minister declined. -
"Parson," said the cowboy, "you'll
die If you don't have some fun." :
' And he knocked the parson's hat off
his head and hit him a whack on the
eat. . . - .-' .. -
The old athletic spirit rose; the
science which had been learned in the
Happiness will go out of your life
forever, my sister, if yon have any
of the symptoms mentioned in Mrs.
Valentine's letter, unless you set
promptly. Procure Lydia E. Ptak
nam's Vegetable Compound at once.
It is absolutely sure to help yon. Then
write for advice if there is anything
about your case yon do not under
stand. -
Yon need not bo afraid to tell the
things you could not explain to the
doctor your letter will be seen only by
women. All the persons who see priv
ate letters at Mrs. Pinkham's Labora
tory, at Lynn, Mass., are women. AE
letters are confidential and advice abso
lutely free.
Here is tne letter: - is wins
pleasure that I add my testimony to
your list, hop
ing it may in
duce others to
avail the m
selves of the
benefit of your
valuable rem-
dy. Before
taking Lydia
E. Pinkham's
Compound I
felt very bad
ly , was terribly
nervous, and
tired, had sick
headaches, no
gnawing pain in stomach, pain in my
back and right side, and so weak I
could scarcely stand. I was not able
to do anything. Had sharp pains all
through my body. Before I had taken
half a bottle of your medicine, I found
myself improving. I continued its use
until 1 nad taken four Domes, ana xeic
so well that I did not need to take any
more. I am like a new person, ana
your medicine shall always have my
f raise." Mrs. W. P. Valentin, see
erry Avenue, Camden, N.J.
$5000 ". '
Ljillm . Pinkhmm Mmdlmtmm Oaw
Waiting for His Man.
A preacher riding down a ravine
came upon an old mountaineer hid
ing in the bushes with his rifle.
.What are you aoing - there, my
"Bide on, stranger," was" the easy
answer. "I'm a-waitm' lor Bill
Johnson, and, with the help of the
Lawd, I m gom to blow his damn
head off." '
college gymnasium and forgotten for a
Swiggers He gave a lawn mowing quarter of a century was aroused,
party yesterday and had the guests blow landed on the jaw of that cow-
cut the grass. - boy that sent him sprawling in the
, " street
The Reason. The parson walked over him as if be
He It's strange you members of had been a door rug, picked him up and
the Vassar alumni don't hold class dusted the side of the house with him
She Not at all. ' You may . as well
ask a woman her age as to ask her
what year she graduated.
With, rich, pure, strong blooa
one is never troubled with sores
or ulcers. A cut or any injury to
the flesh heals in a few days,
nature supplrinifthe healing
balm in the form of healthy, new blood; but when the
circulation is tainted with poisonous genua, humors or any
effete matter, a slight scratch or abrasion of the skin
Decomes a 1 catering sore, tiny pimple grow to De pons,
swollen joints and inflamed glands often Break out into offensive, slow healing
ores. A polluted blood is always a menace to health ; not only does it keep the
skin in a chronic state of inflammation, but every .organ and fibre of the body
suffers from an impure and sluggish circulation. You never feel well, yon are not
and never can be well until the system is relieved of its terrible load of impuri
ties. With the blood so contaminated, so deeply poisoned, ulcers, boils and
sores of every kind are apt to become chronic and often develop into Cancer.
a ajmuiAu wiul m sowra aviv vaT ... ,
from the knee to the foot was one solid sore,
which was very offensive. . I spent over $1,000
on two trips to Eot Springs, and looal physi
cians treatea me to no purpose, j. naa about
deoided to have xoy les amputated, when a
friend induced me to try S. S. S. I began to
take your medloine, and in the short space of
even months it naa eompieteiy ana tnoroug-nly
cured me. My leg;, is a witness today as to what
8. S. S. will do when taken regularly. The sore
has healed entirely and my health has improved
wonderfully. X have already trained 80 pounds.
. Box 26. , - Winona, Hiss, y.
often caused by poverty of
the blood and a weak and
slow circulation, brought on
by long continued sickness,
malarial poisoning,' torpid
liver, the use of mercury, or
whatever is calculated to de
stroy the vitality of the blood
and break down the constitu
tion.' These old chronic sores
last sometimes for years, eat
in? into the flesh, muscles.
ana even aown into
the bones, and are such a tax upon the system that it is hard for the patient to
recuperate, ana a sunpie maiaay ones proves iaiai.
Nothing; so quickly or surely restores lost strength and vitality to the blood as
S. S. S. It 13 an antidote for the severest forms of Blood Poison, as well as the
irritating humors that cause the eruptions and sores that sap your very life and so
greatly disfigure you. S. S. S. is the only guaranteed purely vegetable blood puri
fier. It contains no mercury, potash, arsenic or other hurtful drug. It cleanses
the blood and purifies the circulation, thus ridding the system of the impurities
that keep the sores feverish and painful. At the same time your general health
improves under the tonic effects of S. S. S., and the skin becomes soft, smooth
ana healthy. If you are troubled with boils, carbuncles, sores or eruptions of any
sort, write our physicians all about your case; don't risk your own judgment
when yon can get medical advice from experienced doctors free. Book on Blood
and Skin Diseases to all who desire it.
and then mopped up the sidewalk with
his .form.
As the ambulance was carrying the
cowboy off he raised his head feebly
and said:
."Parson, what did you fool me for?
You are chock full of fun." New York
.. A Dream Dispelled.
The woman was standing in the door
way, shading her eyes with her hand.
She called across the garden:
"You, Innocence Williams. Come In,
honey, outen that hot sun. You'll burn
yer little cheeks as brown ez a berry.
Come in, Innocence!"
One would have expected to see a
fairy-like creature rise, as from the
heart of a flower, and drift, dreamily
over the violet beds. But instead,
gaunt, tall figure, with face browned
and bonneted, shambled toward the
house, dragging a dead rattlesnake by
its rattles.
It was Innocence Williams. "Thar,
mammy!"- she explained, tossing the
snake over the palings.-. "That makes
ten I've kilt sence the fust o' June!"
Atlanta Constitution,
; - The Bright Side.
. "it is said that lobsters will be ex
tinct In 25 years," remarked Hiland.
"Oh.- well replied Malket, who is
very fond of lobster, Viet us not worry
about it Let us look on the bright side.
We may all die before that time."
Pittsburg Chronicle Telegraph.
Best possible to boild. Best material. Beat pro
portion. Beat finish. Ligbteat running. Seventy
rears experience. niiuttKM. i.swiq Si
STATKK CO., 1st and Taylor Sin., Portland. Or.
What They Mean in Lesal aad Bui-
ness Transactions.
"Operative words," said a member of
the District bar, "are of the utmost Im
portance In legal documents and in
business affairs.
'Probably the most seriously Import
ant operative word in human affairs is
composed of but . three letters,' and it
appears in print thus: 'Yes.' When
she says 'yes' to a man it means that
she transfers her heart and hand, and
formerly all of her property, to him
who asks her to be, etc. This little
word establishes the most Important
contract of society, and, while this con
tract may afterward be dissolved by
mutual consent if one of the contract
ing parties demurs and backs out a suit
for damages is open to the other.
"In auction sales the property put up
is anybody's until the auctioneer says
'gone' or 'sold' and the hammer drops.
No matter how the sale is regretted, or
how much the parties would like to re
tract it it stands and the court will
sustain it .'
"In a will they are 'give, devise and
bequeath.' Real property is 'devised'
and personal property 'bequeathed.'
"In a note the borrower must 'prom
ise' to pay, and in a bond he must
'bind' himself. -
"In some States in a deed certain
words are necessary to convey real es
tate. The courts have held generally.
however, that the word 'grant' will car
ry, a good title In New York, for in
stance, the operative words constitute
quite a formula, and are 'grant' bar
gain, sell, assign, transfer, set over and
convey.' That's the old form. Now
the words 'grant and release' are suffi
cient ' ' . : .
"In a lease the word lef must be
used. They have an odd formula in
New York, used -for centuries, proba
bly, consisting of 'grant' demise and
to farm let' and it applies to. all kinds
or property, in a quitclaim aeea tne j that-8 a horse on me ,,
worn quiicietiiu uiubi uc uacu.
Washington Stan
Best and only
perfect blower cut
ter on the market.
Send for circular.
Mitchell, Lewis ft
Staver Co.
Portland, Ore.
JOHN POOLE, Portland, Oregon,
Foot of Morrison Street.
Can give yon the best bargain in
Buggies, Plows, Boilers and Engines,
Windmills and Pumps anl General
Machinery. See us before buying
lOtT Lf 1 1 I B?D Tomes kUl the llco. Hena
",s sXlsWasr cannot feed lice and feed
yon. Price, 50c and S1.00 a can. Sold by dealers.
Gentleman: 1 am a breeder of fl nit-clara sn-Laee Wyandotte,
twonacaaof yonr FRUS8IAM LIQUID LICE KILLER aaaspeelal
premium at tba St. Paul Poo try Show o( 1M0. and and it is all
right. V here are sersral here that wsnt a reliable lice killer, and
yours is all right. WX. M 8WAGQERT, Wartata. Minn.
J. H. XALON8. or Adel, Mo , ears the PRUSSIA LICE KILLER
Is Just the thlna- for Hoe on boss, and is worth five times its cos
. J. Bo wen, Coast Agent, Portland, Ore.
Wholesale Boots & Shod
87 and 89 First Street, Portland, Oregon.
Telephone, Oak 1391.
All Kinds Carried in Stock.
Catalogue Furnished
Upon Application.
A Generous Admission.
"You're a little late, my love."
"A little late. But I'm all right. "
"Yes my dear, let me hear you
pronounce Ihe name f the Whitney
i horse that won the Derby."
"Eh! The Whitney horse? Well.
"Never mind my dear,
pronounce it myself."
I can't
Summer Resolutions
tb!e ICeetey Cure
Sure relief bom liquor, opium and tobacco
habits. Sand for partioulara to
bale, InstltutB. ""'XV..?.0 YAH""
Me. 35-ltOl.
WHS writing ts advertisers please
meutlsn this paper.
A Sarcastic Lawyer.
The late Henry W. Payne, of the
Massachusetts bar, was once defend
ing a charity case, in which a boy of 15
.was charged with arson. He made a
strong case to prove the defendant an
idiot After a charge from the Judge,
which was practically an order for ac
quittal, the Jury brought in a verdict of
iguilty. The judge asked Payne if he
jwould move for a new trial.: "I thank
you for your suggestion," was the an
swer, "but I am oppressed with the
Igravest doubts whether I have the
fight to move for a new trial. -Your
honor, I have already asked for. and
received for my idiot client the most
precious heritage of our English and
American common law a trial by a
Jury of his peers." -
Fayne had an old quarrel with the
Supreme Court, and never lost an op
portunity of showing his contempt for
that body. Once, riding from Boston
to Cambridge with a load of law books,
he was accosted by a young Harvard
man with . the remark: "You have
auite a load, Mr. Payne. Law books, I
suppose?".. "Oh, no," was the answer,
"only Supreme Court reports." New
York Tribune.
The Poor City Boy.
Oh, the city boy is bundled
In his heavy overcoat,
With bis costly leather leggings, -
With a silk thing round his throat, . -And
he slides nponr-the sidewalk
Where the ashes have been spread.
And Imagines he is happy
. .... hla .- ,.
" new
There's a hill that's high and sloping,
In the country, far away.
Where a boy who wasn't bandied
-Fit to smother used to stray;
.With the swiftness of the lightning
Down the gleaming hill he sped,
And no ashes ever grater
his - -
, home .
: made
,'. slew"
Oh, I pity the poor city
; Boy who never gets beyona
iThe narrow, ashy sidewalk
Or some hampered little pond.
Ah, the hill was high and sloping,
And the way was clear ahead :
Where a country boy went coasting
. home
.- made
' : - ' : sled.
First of the Vanderbilta.
The "first of the Vanderbilts In this
country was Jan Aertsen Van der Bilt,
a Holland, farmer, who came to the new
world in the first half of the seven
teenth century, and who settled in the
neighborhood of Brooklyn, about 1650.
As the name indicates, the family be
longed originally to either the Tillage
of BUt, a suburb of Utrecht, or the par
ish of Bilt, in Frlsia.
A Private
For boarding and dav dhdIIs.
Opens September 18. Fine
new building. The principal
nas naa twenty-tnree years
experience in Portland. Cor
respondence solicited. For
catalogues address.
J. W. HIXL, nr. D.,
P. O. drawer 17, Portland, Or.
-.- Half Named John.
: There are 14,000,000 Smiths in the
world, according to , "a -statistician.
About half of them are of t-lie feminine
persuasion, and most of the other ha
are named John. ' -
le ease JFL
n. - f lMsVSyMzW"Zltk 1
I Best Cough Syrup. Tastes Good. Use I 1
if I ; in time. Sold br drnnclsts. I I
r is
.Vegetable Preparationfor As
similating theFoodandBegula
ling the Stomachs andBowels of
Promotes DigestionCteerfuF
ness and Rest.Con tains neither
Opium.Morphine nor Mineral.
KotKahcotic. '
Pumrha Seal
A perfect Remedy for Cons tipa
Tion, Sour Stomach, Diarrhoea
and Loss OF SLEEP.
Fac Simile Signature oP
a 3 sav sr i a a l a
I t 3 11 C a TW m 1 tl B. II a m a 'a
Kl I " 1.11 ".-' f Elf 1 II U II I a V A
The Kind Ton Have Always Bought, and which has been,
in use for over 30 years, has borne the signature of
and has been made under his per-
772;,. ' 8onal supervision since its infancy.
All Counterfeits, Imitations and" Just-as-good'are bat
Experiments that trifle with and endanger the health of
Infants and Children Experience against Experiment.
Castoria is a harmless substitute for Castor Oil, Pare
goric, Drops and Soothing Syrups. It is Pleasant. It
. contains neither Opium, Morphine nor other Narcotio
substance. Its age is its guarantee. It destroys Worms
and allays Feyerishness. It cures Diarrhoea and Wind
Colic It relieves Teething Troubles, cures Constipation,
and Flatulency. It assimilates the Food, regulates the
Stomach and Bowels, giving healthy and natural sleep
The Children's Panacea The Mother's Friend.
Sears the Signature of
The Kind You Haye Always Bought
In Use For Over 30 Years.
Thb enmuiH
You can alvays smell a "dca d
He has a costive-looking face.
His breath knocks you down.
He drags his feet.
Listeners to his talk turn their
heads the other way.
His breath poisons God's pure
He ought to keep clean inside:
that means sweet breath, quick brain, swift moving feet. You can't feel well
and act well with-your bowels clogged, sending poison all through your body.
Qean them out gently but thoroughly and keep them clean with CASCARET5
Candy Cathartic, and you will find that all bowel and liver ills and the nasty
symptoms that'go with them are quickly and permanently
yqT) cured BYJ
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louBneeWt bad breath, baa blood, wind
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pain, after eaanf, liver trouble, sallow complexion
and dlzslneaw. when roar bowels donf move resru-
larly yon are csttlnc sick. Constipation IslU more
people than all other diseases toeether. It is a
starter for the chronic ailment, and Ions; years of
sanbrlna; that come afterward.. No matter what
alls yon, start taking- CaSCARETS to-day, for yon
win never a,es wen sura no wen ail ana time until
yon pat yonr bowels right.
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