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About The Columbian. (St. Helens, Columbia County, Or.) 1880-1886 | View Entire Issue (Sept. 17, 1885)
THE HOUSEMOTHER. To Be Housemother and Honseworker Is Like lie Ids: President and Running; All the Departments at the Same Time. bpencer pmta it down as an ax:om that before one can know a thing fully he roust know its parts. Swendenborr says, as are the parts so is the whole Order in every little detail of the house hold gives a whole of wondrous beauty and perfection; and though the various departments in the home, each and all, have the same head, yet they are never theless quite distinct in their nature and duties. To be housemother and housework er is like beingPres:d-nt, on a small scale, and runninir all the de partments at the same time. To maintain order in the kitchen de partment there should e storeroom and pantry, and to save the table from a d sugreeablo monotony both m.oihu lim w'll sutmlipd. One can not D ex pected to make something out of noth inc. In the storeroom, most especially. thi-rii should alwavs be "a place for evervthine and ever, thing in its place. so that should an article be n eeded at any t me of the day or rrght when mo ments are of importane . it ran be in stant! v found. Tiie sloivrooal t-liould be as cool and drv as possible. A win dow oieninr out of doors and a small one over the doors willVeeure a draught of fresh air. There are some table; sup pi es that may be bought in quantities with a certain saving of expense, others which require to be frequently renewed from a liability to become musty, fome that will spoil in one kind of vessel. and keep perfectly well in another kind. A jrood cookery Dook will en lighten the joung housewife on the subject, and give her the courage of theoretical knowledge while she is learning practically. Domestic econo my requires constant study and atten tion: the smallest relaxat on or atten tion, and the income, if lim ted. is lia ble to be exceeded bctore one is aware of it. One should alwavs buy tor every use the very best articles. If forwear, there will be not only profit by the saving of money, for they will wear three times as long as the cheaper goods, but there will also be the comfori that the wear ing of the best grades of goods always produces. Besides, every one knows the retining influence of good and well made garments. To exemplify: Years ago at a certain military post near a village, the men who were allowed to go to the village were sure to drink and get into disgraceful row. 1 he long headed eo.nmandant issued an order that no man should go to the village except in full dres.s un form. lhe ef fect was marvelous; no more drunk, no more rows. The full dress was the man's safeguard. I wander from mv immediate sub ject, but the housemother allows her self the privileges of making every thing a part or her theme, ail conspir ing to one end. the faithful representa tion or exempliticat on of th:ngs to be pondered in th- heart or ra nd or the voung housewife, who has, perhaps. not et attained the dignity of house mother. being in the kitchen department to day I will give the voting housewife a glimpse of what in mv very ch.luhood was to me the beau ideal of a kitchen It was a large, a ry room, with deep window seats and with doors on e ther side; on one side opening on a broad veranda, beyond wh ch the grass slopped down to the edge of a broo bordered with pine and hemlock. On the opposite side the same deep-set windows looked into an 6ld-fash;oned flower garden, where tufts of larksi ur, swc't-w.lliam and all the old favorites luxuriated, and where bunches of pep permint. sage, thvme, pennyroyal. chamom le, catn p, fennel and other herbs grew and flour shed. Within the k tchen cool shadows lay across the pale gray floor, an old-time looking glass, a tall clock in a corner, above Ls face a ship tossing restlessly on the green waves; behind glass doors were shelves of burnished tinware and shin ing china, and in a large open fireplace was always a great bed of coals ready for covered spiders and gridirons. By one of the deep windows was the housekeeper s easy cha-r, her table and work-basket. Inside the deep, flaring window, and just above the reach of small hands, hung what might be called a series of pockets, made of bine and scarlet, a strip about half a yard long and four or live inches w de, with a small pincushion at the top and a few flannel bits for needle-;; be low three or four pockets for thread. tape, buttons all the l.ttle things so constantly needed, the wh te ruined curta ns were looped back, a screen shielded the spot from the heat of the lire. No odor of cookery pervaded the place. The fw de-throated fireplace took all to itself, save when the old fashioned oven was opened, and the cakes and pies were taken out a d set upon the long taDle. A very small child then loveu to sit in those deep window seats and read ta!e of fa'ries or books of travels. Things unknown. whether fane ful or real, always had an especial charm. And I would ay, now and lu re that l believe in cultivating the imag ination. Nothirig so helps the house mother, amid the cares and trouble and turmo 1 of her 1 fe, as a wi 11 trained imajg inat:on, one cultivated to see beauties wh re noni ex ft, rath r than to see the disagreea' !; of life. Imagination is a good thing to have, and a ud c ous mother is f all the on" most n- edfd in its cult vat o-i. for the culture is most successful n the early days of ch Id hood. In a city house it is somewhat dilli- cult, often impossible, to have a k tch- en such as one would desire to hive, for the reason that housesareord.ua rily bu It more for show than for com fort; but much may be done to reined the builder's faults. Should there be i. nice pantry, a good range, a good-si. window and the outer door half-glas-one may do wonders with tast; axi care. Two screw eyes, a brass or iroi. rod, on which a curtain may be drawn will serve to hide the water faucets sin the sink when not in use. Y n screens to door and window for sum mer, and with skill it may be m ide very comfortable place to work in But beware of a dark underground kitchen, such as are too often provided The best kind are on a level with the ground, opening into the garJen plot, w th flowers and greenery t j rest eyes that are weary over a hot range. Then it can be pleasant, and whatsoever gives pleasure fcring happiness, and happi ness in the kitchen department means comfort in the household. Boston Budget. A scientist says that the way to Bleep is to think of nothing," read Mrs. Smith in a newspaper. "If that be true I should say that you would sleep all the time, my dear," said her bus-; band. "No doubt, Mr. Smith, for I( think a great deal of you." Chicago Tribune. THE EPIDEMIC OF CRIME. Whence comes this epidemic of sui cides and murders? Kecent discus sions have named several causes, Hon. C. H. Beeves, of Indiana, charges it to infidel teachings holding that hopelessness of a future state cripples fortitude for bearing life's ills. Another declares suffering from the universal business depression the cause. A third writer attributes it to increasing in sanity, a physician thinks much of the tendency is inherited, while tem perance advocates lay the responsi bility upon strong drink. Free-thinkers have committed sui cide, but so have orthodox churchmen. Financial straits have beset many, but the wealthy have also taken their life. Insanity and dissipation have pre cetej suicides and family murders One feature common to almost every such crime challenges attention. Well nigh every report of suicide and fam ily murder mentions the perpetrator as having "for some time been subject to melancholy." Whence comes this? All recognized medical authorities tell us that the fire which consumes the brain is always kindled by derange mcnts of digestion : that good diges tion is impossible without pure'blood, and pure blood is never known when the liver and kidnej's are out of order. Under such circumstances, a prevent ive should be sought, and lor tins, Warher's safe cure is sovereign a fact conceded by the best authorities in the land, and it is especially com mended by the celebrated Dr. Dio Lewis. Rochester Democrat. BUSY. An Arkansaw Official Who Was Oppressed With the Cares of Ills Office. The Secretary of State, having just returned from the New Orleans Exposi tion, was sitting in his office when a man, "blondish" in color, and dressed in yellow jeans, entered the room. Secretary o' State?" 'Yes, sir, have a seat." Busy?" Not very." "I've got some pressin' bus'nesswith you, but if you air busy, 1 11 mosey "State your business." Spit her out, eh?" "How long have you been -runnin' this office?" "Only a few months." 'Ah. hah. Wall, I've got a little bus ness with vou. tsusyr Not verv. State your business, please" 'lour name is JVloore, a nt it.-' Yes." " ery good name. Liko it pretty well, don t your Well, it has never hurt me any and consequently I have nothing against it." That's the wav to talk. Busy?" "No, I told vou." "Ah, hah. I doa t like to interrupt a man when he's busy. A mau named h;pp used to run a saw-mill in mv eonntv. lie was always busy. Know -?h pp. don't you?" "No." "Busy?" hook here, mv fr.end, 1 don't want anv fool shness. -Why, busy?" (Itt out of here!" Of course, 'i hat's w! at I came for. always goto a placo w;th an intent on of go ng. Won t vou go out and take a drink?" No. ' ' "Wh'v. busy?" Get out. 1 tell vou!" "Ye I see a ou are busy. Wi 11. good Jay." the Arkansaw omc al has many trial-:. He is nearly alwavs b.isv. Ar kansas Trave'cr. Some Choice Epithets. The following compendious vocabu- ary of abusive epithets, arranged for convenience m alphabetical order, is extracted from a Delhi newspaper. The Indian writer addresses the Russians as follows: Russians! asses, blockheads, boobie, clowns, dolts, empty-heads, fanatics, tlats, fools, fallow-brains, ga'jies, geese. hyprocrites, ignoramuses, jobbernowls. ;abberheads, knaves, loggerhead- mooncalves, numskulls, oals, pumps, i racks, rogues, runians. squat:ers, sun pletons. tomnoddies, ualators, vultures. wreckers, yellers, zokels, zauies! Having thus run t.irough the gamut of abuse from A to 'A, the writer pro ceeds: "Hearken to a friendly whisper of advice from an Indian: You have already caused the said lion to wag his tail and roar. Attend to that roar, ve lantlgrabbing. besotted Itus- sians mark that tail be warned and beware. Bun not your head into the lion's mouth. rail-Mail Gazette The Boston Latin School has cele brated its two hundred and fiftieth an niversary. It is spoken of as the pio neer institut on of the public school sys tem of America. It is a year older than Harvard. THE AST OF GETTING VIGOROUS Is comprised in one very simple piece of advice. improve digestion. No elaborate system of dietetics iB needed. If you lack vitror. use systematically that pleasant promoter of it. llostctter's Stomach Bitters. If you take this hint, and do not commit any excesses, there is no reason why you should not gain in strength. appetite and weight. Hosts of whilom invalids are to-day building a foundation for years of vigorous health with this Bound and thorough renovator of a dilapidated physique and failing energy. Dyspepsia is eradicated by it. and the constitution iortined against disorders to wlilcli. if it were exposed, it must surely succumb notaoiy malarial fever, itbeumatism. inactivity of the kidneys and bladder, nervousness, and their various symptoms, disappear when it is used with persistency, not abandoned after a brief and irregular trial. A SUCCESSFUL INSTITUTION. Heald's Business Colleee. 24 Post Street, San Franeisco has been established for neatly a quarter of a century. It now in cludes more than any other school in America offers under one tuition. Its course of instructions has been changed to suit tne times, and now includes Short hand, Type-writing, Telegraphy, Single and Double entry Book-keeping as applied to an aepartments or business, Commer cial Arithmetic, Business Penmanship, Mercantile Law, Business Correspondence, Lectures on Law. Business Forms. Actual Business Practice. Railroading. Brokerage and Banking, English Branches, Drawing ana instruction in drench, uerman and Spanish. The tuition for a full Business Course of six months is only $75. This is the only Business College on the Pacific Coast from which a voung man cancro a8c aiter navmg paid his tuition and com plete his course there without an extra charge. Ciive your natrons a decent, read able paper. You can increase vour in come and decrease your expenses by using Auxiliary oneeis iurnisnea at i aimer ec itey s prices. KINDNESS TO HORSES. The Value of the Horse Dependent Largely on Kind Treatment. The value of our noblest animal, the horse, depends much more upon kind treatment than is supposed, it we go upon our busiest streets in c t'es. or j upon the most traveled roads in the country, we shall soon see such treat ment of this faithful servant as shows how utterly ignorant many of the drivers are of his nat'ire and how to best profit by his labor. They have no more comprehension of the horse than to suppose that his best effort can only be obtaiLel by the whip. In this re spect the horse 's much wiser than his dr vt. One who has studied this ani mal can see at once that the horse only makes a pretense of doing h s best. He knows he is abused, and he takes his own way to get even with his ignorant, brutal driver. 1 he horse is capable of strong attachment, and will always do his best for the driver that has ga ned his confidence by kiudness. lhe whip is seldom used by sucn a driver. His word is all his horses need. Balky and unreliable horses are nearly always made so by bad and vicious drivers. We have owned horses that would draw the last pound for a k'nd driver, but would not draw the empty wagon for one who had abused them. Horses are often epo led in breaking by the want of judgment in the trainer. '1 he horse naturally has 6trong confi dence in man. Colt should alwa's learn that the judgment of the trainer is correct In learning to draw, they should never be hitched to anything they can not easily move, and if this is kept up they will soon have perfect confidence m their capacity to pull any load they are niched to. A team so broken can be relied upon to do their very best in'an emergency. Such a team is worth fifty per cent, more for service than one that has been broken by the bap-hazard driver, who does not think it can do any harm if he tries them on a load which tnev can not pull. But, hav.ng been set, they will draw with less courage next t me. and when set a few times w.ll expect to be set every time, and will be good only for a load of half their capacity, lhere Is too large a proportion of horses that" do just such inefficient work. Some teams, originally well broken, are spoiled by bad drivers fterward. . The unfort unate point is, that evcryliodv is apt to think himself a good driver. Some ap pear to regard dnvm? merely as know ing wh'ch rein to pull for direction of the team. Too many common drivers come too near this last descr.ption. To te an expert n using the spade. in ditelrng, requires pract ce under the eve of an exwrt how much more. then, does the art of driv ng horses re- m re practice under an expert? All drivers, to be entrusted with a valuable team of horses, should be educated for the business. The driver should not only know how to handle the re ns, but bow to feed and groom his team. No loud and boisterous talk to horses should be permitted. Such always ex cites the temper of the horse, and if he has not already been spoiled, he so n will be. vve had. lor many years, a small, gray pony, that had ai easy gait of three minutes, was remarkably in telligent, would cheerfully do anything w.thin his power lor one who treated h m kindly, but would do nothing for one who yelled at him. or treated him m a boisterous way. Have known h m to refuse to draw a buggy for one who treated-him roughly, but when spoken to by one he. liked was all obe dience. We found one of our nits foolisShly trying in a loud way to haul a load with him on a cart, heavy enough for two horses, but he would not straighten the chains. Reprimanding the man for h's want of judgment and rough manner, we patted the pony, spoke gently to him, and he pulled the load to the place desired, but the man could not get him to draw the empty cart back to the barn. The pony was never known to refuse a service when well treated. Women could drive him safely about cars; in fact, he was for some ten years, when occasion required. sent home alone from the radway sta tion, some two miles, with parcels in the wagon, and he always came safely. The horse is perhaps our most intelli gent animal, and if we would get the best service from him, we must respect his intelligence, and feed him judi ciously and generously. National Live block Journal. LATEST FASHIONS. Summer lrr Fabrtca and How to Maki Tliftro Up Becomingly. In the mult' tnde of beautiful good; shown tu:s season there is no class in wh ch there is greater variety than in the ever-popular black grenadine. A dress made of this fabric always proves a useful and stylish costume. and one that is capable, with trifling addit ons, of answering as well for a full dress toilette as for ordinary da ly wear. To aecompl sh this satis factorily two bodices should bo made with each costume; the one for use to be h'gh in the throat and have the sleeves reaching to the wrist?, while that for dressy occasions can have elbow-sleeves elaborately tr'mraed w.th lace and the neck cut Mirpnco, square or rounded, as fancy dictates. With tlrs. handsome flowers or ribbons be ing added, theuress becomes all a lady needs for general festive oceas ons, Jne handsomest material is that which is woven with jet beads: the handsome damasse pattern is out lined with beads producing a daz zling effect; these goods are woven so t ghtly as to make them lirm and sub stantial, the beads not splitting and lalrngon. as has b en tne case with so many of the bead-wrought fabrics, rronts of dresses, side panels, vests. cuffs and collars are the parts usually male of this class of goods, the rest of the gown being composed of the can vas grenadine or large mesh silk, winch !8 ever popular on account oi being endless in its wear. Velvet brocaded gauze or grenadine is shown in a mul titude of new designs; these ars not made over colored s Ik or satin as much as last season, bla"k surah or satin be ing prelerred. xn'y maite a neavy costume for very warm weather and are not as new as the frise figures. wh;ch are very handsome. Silk damasse grenad.nes are not now the . .... nrst choice by any means, ah aamasse goods are less popular this season than they have been; they nave so long oeen on the market that ladies do not feel as if their gown when made of this ma terial was a new one. co many nave tlicy before had so closely resembling it that for an entire new costume they prefer a different style and reserve the damasse satin face for alter. ng and mak.ng old clothes look l.ke new. The plain goods are very popular this sea son, as they admit of such an endless amount of trimming with lace, and as lace is the present rage and fabric that i . . - - . allows oi inu scr mi unit; usts vi it j haded with delight. Enarnole lace is a late addit'on to the catalogue of laces. It is of a pure silk mesh, covered with tiny dot scal lops. Woolen laces have not proved so great a success here as they did in Paris. Many now are being sold at a great reduction, as the merchants well know at the best it was only a fleeting fashion, and that it is not at all ds ra- ble to carry over their stock for anoth er season. Angora, so popular for mill nery purposes, comes in nouncis and trimming widths. Black net em broidered in large gold or jet figures is verv elegant, and is used for plas.rons. fichus and draperies w th plain gren adines French laoe is very popular. the price having increased very rapidly on account oi the unprecedented tie mand for it. This is extensively iued both for wraps ana dresses, and come: in all widths. Some of the qualities are so exceedingly fine that it is almost difficult to distinguish them from the real thread, whose patterns they care fully copy. A stylish costume of plain canvass grenadine has the underskirt formed entirely of rows of French lace boa-plaited. The drapery is short in front and sides to show this; long in the back. Point "d bodice, w th vest ef lono Qml cliiiiViU rVTrHil ff Vi .TXT 1 rf lace made over a transparent black lin ng. White toilets of all materials j romise to be verv poj ular; for seashore and mountain resorts flannels and light weight cloths of cream an 1 pure wh te are the most desirable, as they are not affected by dampness and g:ve the nec essary warmth so o:ten needed by tiie changing temperature. Tucked sk rts are still used for these dresses, although any style that fancy dictates can be adopted; irariv are trimmed with the sa-ue material and are simply stitched; others are ornamented w.th . braids ol d ffcrent widths, wh le espec'ally ef fective toilets are tr mmed with wh te bra d woven or embroidered with gold thread. Muslin dresses are tucked and ruffled to the waist or simply tucked across the front and a draperv in the back. with square or round apron in front. lhe ruitles can be of Hamburg em broidery, the material tucked and edged wdh narrow alenc nnes lace or s ninly hemmed, rancy can iollow its own sweet will in the decoration of white dresses, and they can be made with the utmost simpl c ty or the most lavish expenditure. Yoke waists have the yoke, of all over embroidery or the ma terial tucked. 1 he sleeves correspond. Close-mting jackers are also worn tucked from the n ek to the edge, both back and front, and are extravagantly trimmed with Hamburg embroidery, insertion and lac:e of sorue of the manv new variet;es. With all white dressi s unless ntended for middle-aged ladies. the in'a it s sash is worn. It is of surah the dress fabrics, mo re or satin ribbon. Velvet-striped Bengaline i: novel for a sash; the slripts are of verv dark velvet on a pale blue, brown and other ground, wo. en in and arrangi d n bayadere or horizontal stripes, lhe lowest stripe n ea-tires aDout s:. or seven inches, but the others are only one inch. Some Oriental scarfs of wide width are intended to be arranged at on ? side of a skirt, with the plain part folded "n.to a Swis ba id. tilt ng clo elv to the wa st. A very elegant and novel trimming s shown upon some imported dresses. This eousids of bands of small, square- cut stones, in lm tation garnets, emer alds and sapphires. Each stone is con nected by hooks. On a ruby or garnet dress an arrangement of these stone: s very tastelul. A dress of garnet satin opened on one side to someheight and was pinched up into little folds, be low wh:ch emerged pleatinffs of pale- pink crepe de Chine, bordered od eich side by a string of garnet sewn on to the sat'n edge. The V shaped bod ce was edged wdh the same, the atom- standing out well against the sum nchus ot pale pink, oraail com: s Idi the ba r are made to match the tr in i ng. Another novel trimming i. composed ot cm-lets or small, carved brown wrolen stones, such as are strung for ros.tr es. set in gold and bronze embroidery upon a cashmere. satin or ve vet grounu. Anouicr si y it- has shaded pearls of d fierent size set in rings ami between l;nes of gold braid, the shades being art'st'cally blended. Th s embroidery is both wide and narrow, and forms ai elegant trimming, su'table of course only for full dress oecas'ons, be'ng far to glar ing for daylight to shme upon. I hila- di-lphia Times. "WORTH WHILE." Whatever In Worth lloinir at All, Is Worth l)iii Well. Prince Albert Victor, the prospective heir to the thro ie of England, made his maiden speech the other day to an as sembly of lads of his owu age. "What ever is worth doi:ig at all is worth do ing accurately," he said; "whether vou sharpen your pencil or black your boots, do it thoroughly and well." A young lad who was a pupil at Itugby school was noted for his bad penmanship. When his teachers re monstrated, he replied: "Many men of r . - I do. It is not worth while to worry about so trivial a fault. leh years later this la 1 was an officer in the En glish army, doing service in the Crimean war. An order he copied for transmission was so illegible that it was given incor rectly to the troops, and the result was the loss of a great m.iny brave men. A few years ago the keeper of a life- saving station on the Atlantic coast found that h;s supply of powder had given out. The nearest village was two or three miles distant, and the weather was inclement. He concluded that as it "was not worth while to go so fur ex pressly for such a trifle," he would wait for a few days before .sending for a sup ply. That uight a vessel was wrecked within sight of the station. A line could have been given to the crew if he had been able to use the mortar, but he had no powder. He saw the drowning men pensn one oy one insignt, knowing thai he alone was to blame. A few "davs afterward he was dismissed from the service. The exper'ence of every man will suggest similar instances that confirm the truth of the young Prince's advice to the lads of his own age. - Whatever is right to do should be done with oui best care, strength and faithfulness of purpose. We have no scales by which we can weigh our duties or determine their relative iniiortanc in God's eyes. That which seems a trifle to us may be the secret sprint which shall move the issues of life and death. Youth''. Companion. During the last nine years France has spent nearly 5,000,000 per annum on increasing and reorganizing her uni versity ins.ti.utions. A NABEOW ESCAPE FEOM DEATH. One of the largest houses in the artistic porcelain and glass business of New York is that of Davis, Collamore & Co. Their head salesman is Mr. Alonzo Clark, t centleman of about fort.v veara of ace. Not long since they came near losing him by death. JUut he is again at his impor tant post, and in a very fair state ot health Te one who recently called on Mr. Clark, to enouire about his recovery, he said : 'About a year and a half ago I caught a sever cold. My lungs became inflamed and my whole system was prostrated, Soon I showed all the symptoms of con sximvtion., I was entirely disabled. was in the care of one of the best-knewn physicians in the city and one of the most expensive ones. But physicians could do little or nothing for me. lhe nearest they came to find in a: out what was the matter with me was when tltey advised me if I had anv business affairs to settle, to see about it as early as possible, as I could not last long. 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Itching and TAcer- ated Piles faaa been diaooverad by Dr. WQllan (aa In dian Remedy) called Dr. Willi am Indian Pile Oint ment. A (ingle box haa cured the worst chronio cases of 25 or 30 years standing. No one need suffer five min utes after applying this wonderful seething medicine. Lotions, instruments and electuaries do mere harm than good. William's Indian Pile Ointment abeerbs the tu mors, allays the intense itching (particularly at night after getting warm la bed), acta as a poulUce, gires in stant relief, and Is prepared only for Piles, itching ot the prira te parts, ana for nothing else. Read what the Hon. J. M. Ooffinberry. of Cleveland. says about Dr. William's Indian Pile Ointment: "I hare used scores of Pile Cures, and it affords me pleasure to say that I have never found anything which gave such immediate and permanent relief aa Dr. William s In dian Ointment." For sale by all druggists and mailed on receipt of prioe. $1. V F. Richards a Co., 427 aad 429 Sansume street, corner Clay. San Francisoo. !VeWfii)u per sainlJolOflire orders filled in one day at the Portland Branch Foundry oflPalmer & Bey. I 'o r si n I r r i t t ol 'I'll roji f ,C'ou jjli or- t old, "Jirown s Jironcfiiai irocnes are offered with the fullest confidence in their efficacy. Sold only in boxes. The Forest, Forge and Farm, published at Albany, N. Y., by U. S. Quaskenbush, is the best journal of the kind published in the United States. Kvery one should have it. When Baby -was nick, -we gave her C ASTORIA, When she was a Child, she cried for C ASTORIA, 'When she became Miss, she clang to CASTCTRIA, Whoa she had Children, she gave them C ASTORIA Try Germka for breakfast. Everyone's duty to use Orearon Blood Purifier (uticura POSITIVE CURE for every form of SKIN and BLOOD lMSEASE i FBOX MPUS 10 SCROFULA. ECZEMA, or Salt Rheum, with its agonizing itching and burning, instantly relieved by a warm bath with Ci tici ra soap and a sintrle application of Cuticcra. the great Skin Cue. This repeated daily, with two or three doses of Cinci-RA Rksolvknt, the New Blood Purifier, to ket-p the blood cool, the perspiration pure and unirri tating, the bowels open, the liver and kidneys active, will speedily cure Eczema, Tetter, Ringworm, Psoriasis, Lichen, iruritus, Kcall jllead. Dandruff, and every Iecies of Itching, Scaly and Pimply Humors of the Skin and Scalp, with huts of Hair, when the best idiysi- cianH and all known remedies fail. j OrritTRA Kkmkdikm are absolutely pure and the only infallible hilood Purifiers and Skin Beautiners free from poisonous ingredients. Sold everywhere. Price: Cuticura. 60 centx: Soap. 25 cents; Resolvent, 91. Preiiared by Potter Druu and Chemical Co., Monton, Mask. tj Send for "How to Cure Skin JMwases. FriMM Case of a Colored Man. I contracted a fearful case of blood poison in 1883. was treated by some of the best nhvsicians in Atlanta. They uned the old remedies of Mercury and Potash.' which brought on rheumatism and impaired my digest ive organs. Every joint in me was swollen and full of pain. When 1 was given up to die, my physicians tnongiit n woma le a good tune to test the virtues oi ttwiits wpccino. When I commenced taking . H. B. the physician said I could not live two weeks under the ordinary treatment. He commenced to give me the medicine strictly according to directions, which I con tinued for several months. I took nothing else, and commenced to improve from the very first. Soon the rheumatism left Die, my appetite became 11 right, and the ulcers, which the doctor said were the most frightful he bad ever seen, began to heal, and by the first of Octo ber. 1834. I was a well man again. I am stronger now than I ever was before, and weigh more. 8. S, 8. has saved me from an early grave. LEX H(VLEaUUl, Lem McClendon has been In the employ of the Cbess- Carley Company for some years, and I know the above statements to lie true. At the time be began taking Swift's Specific he was in s horrible condition. I re gard his cure almst miraculous. v. h. iwishi, manager, 1 Chess-Carley Co., Atlanta Division. Atlanta, Ga.. April 18, 1885. For Bale bv all drutrtrlsts. Treatise o n Ulood and Skin Diseases mailed free. The Swift SrnciKic Co.. Drawer 3, Atlanta. Ga. N. Y.. 157 W. 23d St. DUFFY'S Pure Malt WHISKEY Absolutely rare. Entirety fret from Fusel Oil. KZC0MXI5DED BT ILL ' PRICE, $150 per Bottle Summer Complaint, Diarrhoea, Mala ria, Pneumonia, Consumption, Dys pepsia, Fevers, and all Bowel Troubles. WORST CASES, prevented, cured and relieved by Duffy's Pure Malt Whiskey, endorsed by the, leading Physicians and Chemists of the world for its purity. j sold ty Uruggists and Orocers. I Pacific Coast Agents, A. P. EVANS & CO., SAtf FRAXCISCO, CAT WW' I HX is ,3ni 'IH'IIJFJ N. P. N. U. No. 93,-a N. U. No 170. flip c. Absolutely Pure. This powder never varies. A-marvel of purity, etrcnKtli and whuleuoinenes'H.! Mre iiononiii-.il than the ordinary kkids. ami cannot be sold in comjeti. tion with the nultitiule of low tent, short weight, aluin or phosphate powders. Sold only in cans KotaL BARUia Powder Co.. 100 Wall street, N. Y. "THE OLD RELIABLE." 25 YEARS IN USE. The Greatest Medical Triumph of the Age 1 Indorsed all over the Worlds SYMPTOMS OF A TORPID LIVER. Loss of appetite. Nausea, bo-vyels cos-. tiyetJPainin iheeadwith a dull senr sation in the back part Pain under the houlder-bl3xJet.fullnesjLftexeatr fcg,vrigh a disinclination to exertion of body or mind, Irritability of temp er, Low spirits,Los3ef memory ,wi til a feeling of Saving neglected some dnty, weariness. Dizziness, Flutter ing of the Heart, Dot,s before the eyes, Yellow SkjmHeadache,Restlessnes3 at night, highly coloredUrine. IT THESE WARNINGS ARE UNHEEDED, 6121003 EI2SASE3 V7VLL EOCM SI EZVLLWID. TUTTS FILLS are especially adapted to such cases, one dose effects such a change of feeling as to astonish the sufferer. They Increase the Appetite, and canso the body to Take on flesh, thus tho sys tem is nourished, and by their Tonlo Action on the Digestive Orcans, Itegu lar Stools are produced. Price aft cents. TUTT'S EMIR DYE. Ghat Haiti or Whiskers changed to a Glossy Black by a tingle application of this DYE. It imparts a natural color, acts Instantaneously. Sold by Druggists, or sent by express on receipt of 8 1. Office. 44 Murrav St., rjv York. PIANOS, OHUAXM. CTCIIilliAV KK.VXICII & IIArvi 01 1 1 f 1 I f A Y .Oabler, Koenish Pianos; BuiHtrf Organa, band LuBtrtimcnta. Largest stock ei 8hee Music and Books. Bands supplied at Eastern trices M. RAV. 9oe Post Street, San Franc-bca MADE IN A DAY DeliKhiful employment Ky and prohtsble. No iiookinir, Itiilltinr, KrHldinif, or viii. l)Be any kind of cloth i new or old), rags or yarn. A handsome Turkish In g made with 2- ot. worth of carpet waste TMC DCADI ll' MAKElt can be used I llC rCHnL on nil n'vln mnrhlnea, or by hand. A wonderful invention. It ttfllMRt hikM. Price SM.OO, noKlpitid. AirentH Wanted. ( tf nd stamp for circulars, terms, and territory. J.NO. . HOITT A; CO., IH HtuU t, Chirac. R. U. AWARE THAT Lcrillard'G Climax Ping bearlngarrd' tin. tag , ;'that Lorlllard's Hnu-l.rnmne eut: that Lorl Hard'f Navy Clipping, and that Lorlllard's Snulla, are tne best ana cneapest, (juuuur buimiucto r Physician and Surgeon, 1AN BE FOUND AT HIS OFFICE DAY U nnrl niirlit. Midwifery and diseases of women a specialty. Olike 13J r irst St. (upstairs). PORTLAND. OREGON. California Wire Works, 329 MARKET ST., SAN FRANCISCO, MASrrACTCRKRS Ot WIRE EVERYTHING IN WIRE Barbed Wire iX.I offer for sale at lowest figure Miint regular and thick set. Beiiijf rejrularly lK-cnscd we jruararitt mt'r customers again!. Quiii&gvfc Baling Wire! all iaHfic" brand of very iest steel, bizus at lowest market rates. Wire Netting j AH meshes ti. widths, galvanized ( after made, for jmultry yards, &c. IIIJ.q Pf nth "f kin1i for fruit dryer, thrcwl VlllC UlUUI t era, harvesters, riddles', etc Unn WifO 'r tru'"'"t-' hop, made from steel 'a II U U 1 1 1 1 C X lo'i lengths !.vcially for the jiurjioeu. PnnflOr TrOrlC ' R" ",,ier kinds ot trr.ps for UUUllCl I I U U O ( moles, squirrels, rats and mice. i i for laviiifr out vineyards, di- Vineyard Lines (!i,v!r!anco" a,,d Ornamental and Useful Wire and Iron Work. XOTK TT meet Eastern comju-i it Inn hy home manufacture, ami nell you btitter gooUn mt tower price. , THE SPECIALIST, No. 11 Kearny St., San Francisco, Cai Treats all Chronic, Special asd Privatk Iuskahks with wondkrki l success. THE GREAT ENGLISH REMEDY J Is a certain enre lot ervou lehiUty, Lot MhiiIhmmI, l'tttftHtor lute a, and all the evil effects of youthful follies and excesses, and in thinking intoxicating iiauorn. lr. Mlntie. w ho isa regular jliys:.-i.' n praduate of the-Ut'.ci sity of l'enns.vlvania wl aifree to forfeit iW3 tr a case of this kin ' tl. I'lml l(ttttntivi (n derhis special advice and treatment) will not oure S1.50 ft bottle, or feur times the quantity seis i any address on receipt of price, or C. O. 1. in pnva name if desired, by Jr. Mintie, It Keurn; St. S. i Cat. Send for list of questions and uiii -de BAMVLK JiOTTLK Fit EM will be sent to any one applying by letter, statinp symptoms, sex and ape. Striet secrecy in regard tc all business transactions, j Many a Lady is beautiful, all but her skin ; and nobody has ever told her how easy it is to put beau ty o n the sk i n. Beau ty on the skin is Magnolia Balm. POLLS PORTLAND Meclaiiics' Fair Ops October 8; Closes October 24. SPECIAL BATES OF PABE ON ALL TRANSPORTATION LINES. A. S. WHITINC, Sup't, 20 SI ark street. CHOICE WINTER APPLES FOR SALE BY Ir. BENO CO., WholesaleFruitPealers lOKTLAXI, OKEUO., The Portland Business College Portland, Ore gon, offers superior private and class Inetructioii to the young and middle-aged of both sexes who desire to obtain a practical education in the short est time consistent with thorough work, and attlie least expense. Dav and evoning sessions througli ou'tUeycar. Students admitted any time Cata logue on application. X. P. Armstrong, Principal. THE "BISHOP SCOTT GRAMMAR SCHOOL A Boarding and Day School for Boyi. THE EIGHTH YEAR UNDER ITS PRES ent management begins SEPTEMBER 1. Boys of any age or degree of adranoemeut alraittel. Boys fitted for collcKe or business. Three Yale imul uutes among the teachers. Special instruction In Pen manship, Drawing. MubIc and Modern Language. Hin cipHse strict. No bad boys admitted, ror catalogue and circular or any isfonnatlon, address 3. W, HILL, M. D., Head Master, P. O. DRAWER 17. . Portland. Oregon. American Exchange Hotel SANSOME STREET, Opposite Wells, Fargo & Co..s Express Ofllce, SAN FRANCISCO. MERCHANTS, FARMERS and FAMILIES from the interior will tlndjit to be the most convenient as well as the most comfortable and respectable Hotel in the city to Btop at Tem perance principles, 'table nrst-ciass. and room. Ml. S1.25 and S1.50 per day. Hoard Nice single rooms. 50 cents per night. Free Coach to and from the Hotel. CHAS. & WM. MONTGOMERY, Iropr's. BUSINESS COLLEGE No. 24 Post Street 8eo4 for Circular. SAN "FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA. WATSON, WRIGHT & CO., Wholesale Grocers and Commission Merchants lO North Front St, Portland. Ban Francisco Office-18 Frost Bt. Handle on commission Wheat, Wool, Hons, Seeds, Furs, HiiW, Chickens, Eggs, Lumber, lioop-poles, Salmon, Mill Feed, Oats, Barley, Onions, Potatoes Bacon, Lard, etc. Account sales rendered on day of sale. Bend for 'our market report. Correspondence and consignments solicited. The UUVK11S' ls Issued Sept. and March, esvcb year. im 856 padres, i S4xll lnchn,wllhortr 3,500 Illustrations a whole I'lcture uaiierjr. GIVES Wholesale Prices direct to eonuuntert on all Roods tor personal or family nse. Tells how to order, and Ires exact coat ot every thing you use, eat, drink, wear, or hare run with. These ISVALl'AULE BOOKS contain Information gleaned from the markets of the world. We will mall a copy KIlliK to any ad dress upon receipt of 1U cts. to defray expense of inallinfr. lt ns hear front you. Respectfully, MONTGOMERY WARD & CO. 227 fc 2 5? 11 Wabash ATrnue, Chicago, lit A Business Education nOLCMBIA JOURNAL. KREK. i .uaimLfluiAb sftUOLLEGE. Address W. H. JAM Pritudnal. P. O. linx 683. :TLAND, :::::: : : : : ORKOON. ThlsCJreatHlrenrftnen Itemed y ant rrve ite. Cures lllbat Fall. Nervous and I'bytical Debility. Lss of Vitality, Weakness. Virile Decline. Impotency, Orersensitirs Conditions, Prostatitis, Kid npy and Bladder Complaint. Diseases of thelikxxi.Krup tions. and all the eil effects of youthful follies and cesse ; permanently Pre Ten tin all Involuntary weakening drains npoo tne mntim. however thV ooeur j restoring Lost Manhood. However vutuinumix u esse may be, and where all other remeoies have ailed. A rrrmanrat Core Absolutely Guaranteed. Price 2.50 per bottle, or bottles for fia Bent upon receipt of price, er O.O.U, , to i any address, strict. 1, 1 private.! UK. f. D. 8AtHt.lB. 21 Kearny Street, han r ranclscot al. lf 1 M Butlicieut to show it Of&BXSKil iQAM). on" prWn"t!yk tua. eusultauuua, strictly eoulideutial, by letter or at office, jeu tat i n k hi ini uu v DR. VANMONCISCAR, PERMANENTLY LOCATED AT YVA'Z and 134 Third Nt Portland. Or. Is a re-tilar graduate in medicine, haa lieen longer en gaged In tbs siKicia! treat iuBiit of all ve neris1, Hesual and Chronic diseases than any other Phy sician In the West, aa city aiera show, and old resi dents know. sfL ttlOOO re ward for any case which he .1 2t a I Is to cure. coming under his treatment, by following bis directions. DR. VAN ls the most suce8ful Lung and Throat Doc tor in America, lie will WW you your trouble without asking you a single question, and Warrant a Permanent Care In the following diseases: Nervous Debility, Hrx-i-maUir-rhiea, Keuiinal Losses, Hexual Decay, Failing Memory, Weak Kyes, Ktunted Development, lack of Lneigy, Im poveriidied Klood, Pimples, Impediment to Mariiaye; also. Mood and Skin DiHeasm, Hyphilis, Kruptions, Hair Falling, Bone Pains, towelling. Hore Throat, I, loora, K fleet of Mercury, Kidney and ISladder Troubles, Weak Hack, Hurning Urine, Incontinence, Uonorrhn. O'eet, Stricture, reotive searching treatment, prompt relief and cured for life. NERVOrS DIHEASK8 (with or without dreams) Diseased Discharges cured promptly without hindrance to mildness. HOTII HEXEH consult confidentially. If In trouble call or write. Ik-lay are dangerous. INFLAMMATION of the Kar, Ulceration or Catarrh, Internal or external. Deafness or Paralysis, Hinging or Koaring Noises, Thickened Dntm, etc. ALL HL'KGICAL OAhF.H such as CluMied or TV- formed Feet, Paralysis, Omtracted Cords, Weak Joints and Deformed Limhs, Hip Joint Disease with ltunning Horesand Hhnrtenlng Limbs, Diseases and Curvature of the Hplne, Old Ulcers, IHneases of the Knee Joints, Di-rormitiua of the Face and Diseases of the Kyes; every F.ye that ma require artificial aid ; Deafness, Private Diseases, and all Chronic Dleaju. such aa Ounniiiiii. tion, Asthma, Kheumatism, Neuralgia, IHseasei of the iiean, iungs, uver, Mtomach, ripleen, Itowels, Hkln and Urluanr Oruans. and all disMMjiiis tMMmlir to IVm.l.. All cases of Catarrh most positively cured by a new and infallible principle. Impediments of Hpeech, as Htaia mering ami Ktutterlng, perfectly removed. Plies and Fistula radically and permanently cured without the knife. HKRNlA AND RUPTURE Derfectlr restored with out an operation, requiring no truss after treatment. Old Fever Mores, Ulcers and Varicose Veins Invariably hea ltl and cured CANCKRM AND TUMORS 'nermanentlv mnml without the knife, caustic, or the loss of a single drop of blood. Terms for Treatment are Strictly Cash. Medicines sent to any address perfectly secure from ex posure. unic noors irom g a. k. to r. H. Men Think' they know all about Mustang: Lin iment. Few do. Not to know is not to have. V-VN If J I V J run Ji- v V 1.1 nii.i in .. i .