The Columbian., July 31, 1885, Image 4

PLAGUE-STRICKEN PLYMOUTH I
Does a Similar Danger Threaten
JBveryone of Us V
How Public Attention it Directed to Pergonal
Perili.
Rochester 21, Y.fCorrespondenoe I ndlanapolls Sentinel.
"Judge," said a young lawyer to a very
successful senior, " tell me the secret of
your uniform success at the bar."
"Ah, j'oung man, that secret is a life
study, but I will give it to you on con
dition that you pay all my bills during
this session of court."
"Agreed, sir," said the junior.
"Evidence, indisputable evidence."
At the end of the month the Judge
reminded the young man f his promise.
"I recall no such promise."
"Ah, bit you made it."
"Your evidence, please."
And the judge, not having any wit
nesses, lost a case for once !
The man who can produce indis
putable evidence wins public favor. I
v had an interview yesterday with the
most successful of American adver
tisers, whose advertising is most suc
cessful because always backed by
evidence.
"Wha styles of advertising do you
use?" I asked II. II. Warner, Esq.
"Display, reading matter and para
graphs of testimonials."
"Have you many testimonials?"
In answer he showed me a large
cabinet chock-full. "We have enough
to fill Boston, New York, Chicago, St.
Louis and Philadelphia morning
papers."
"Do you publish many of them?"
"Xot a tithe. Wonderful as are thos
we do publish, we have thousands like
them which we cannot use. 'Why
net?' Let me tell you. 'Warner's safe
cure' has probably been the most suc
cessful medicine for female disorders
ever discovered. We have testimonials
from ladies of the highest rank, but it
would be indelicate to publish them.
Likewise many statesmen, lawyers,
clergj-men, doctors of world-wide fame
have "been cured, but we can only refer
to such persons in the most guarded
terms, as we do in our reading articles."
"Are these reading articles success
ful?" "When read they make such an im
pression that when the 'evil days' of ill
health draw nigh they are remembered,
and Warner's safe cure is used."
"Xo, sir, it is not necessary now, as
at first, to do such constant and exten
sive advertising. A meritorious medi
cine sells itself after its merits are
known. We present just evidence
enough to disarm skeptics and to im
press the merits of the remedies upon
new consumers. We feel it to be our
duty to do this. Hence, best to accom
plish our mission of healing the sick,
we have to use the reading-article style.
People won't read plain testamonials."
" Yes sir, thousands admit that had
they not learned of Warner's safe cure
through this clever style they would
still be ailing and still impoverishing
themselves in fees to unsuccessful
'practitioners.' It would do your soul
good to read the letters of thanksgiv
ing we get from mothers grateful for
the perfect success which attends War
ner's safe cure when used for children,
and the surprised gratification with
which men and women of older years
and impaired vigor, testify to the
youthful feelings restored to them by
the same means."
" Are these good effects permanent? "
" Of all the cases of kidney, liver uri
nary and female diseases we have cured,
not two per cent of them report a re
turn of their disorders. Who else can
show such a record? "
" What is the secret of Warner's safe
cure permanently reaching so many
serious disorders?"
"I will explain by an illustration :
The little town of Plymouth, Pa., has
been plague-stricken for several months
because its water supply was carelessly
poisoned. The kidney and liver are
the sources of physical well-being. If
polluted by disease, all the blood be
comes poisoned and every organ is
affected and this great danger threatens
every one, who neglects to treat himself
promptly. I was nearly dead myself
of extreme kidney disease, but what is
now Warner's safe cure cured me, and
I know it is the only remedy in the u orld
that can cure such disorders, for I tried
everything else in vain. Cured by it
myself, I bought it and, from a sense
of duty, presented it to the world
Only by restoring the kidneys and
liver can disease leave the blood and
system."
A celebrated sanitarian phvsician
once said to me. "The secret of the
wonderful success of Warner's safe
cure is that it is sovereign over all kid
ney, liver and urinary diseases, which
primarily or secondarily make up the
majority of human ailments. Like
all great discoveries it is remarkably
simple.
The house of II. H. Warner & Co.
stands deservedly high in Rochester,
and it is certainly matter of congratu
lation that merit has been recognized
all over the world, and that this suc
cess has been unqualifiedly deserved.
Ten Toixt.
Probably the most cheer ul light
station on the California coast is the
Farallon light. Thomas Owen,. W.
11. K ugg, David K. Splain. Philip Sav
age and an army mule are the accred
ited Government forces at that place.
Tne following story is told about the
mule: "He has b -en at rarallon sev
eral years. All his work consists in
hoisting up twice a year the provisions
brought over by the light-house In
spector in a steamer. lie has lea me 1
the sound of the whi-tle, end when he
hears it, hides to shirk work. At the
last visit of the Inspector the mule hid
and had to be hunted for two hours in
the rocks before he could be found. -San
Francisco Chronicle.
President Eliot says that, without
special extravagance or fast living in
any way, a Harvard student can easily
spend 800 a year, and some get r'.d of
much more. A calculat'on of the
average expense at twenty-five of the
principal colleges, according to the
statements of their respective catalogues
as to price of board, tuition, and gen
eral expenses, shows that it is a trifle
over .."00. An average college educa
tion, then, costs .$.r00 a year, or $2,000.
Ofeour.se, the thing can be done for
less than this. Tuition may be re
mitted by the gaining of a scholarship,
and a young man who is determined to
support himself may do so in whole or
in part by teaching and other work.
Boston Journal.
A WOMAN'S BEST FACULTY.
Provided by an All-Wise Providence with
Kye that See Enough to Keep Her
Toucue Continually Buiy.
As a rapid and exhaustive observer
woman outshines man more than the
beauty and glory of day at high twelve
surpasses the kicker of a brimstone
match. With one little bat of her eye a
woman can see things to which man.
with all his boasted discernment, re
mains forever blind. The focusing ma
chinery in the visionary department of
her mechanism is always in gear, ana
operates with lightning precision with
out hitch or lnclion. rue ner in a
cannon and shoot her through a millin-
erv store, and if she survives the shock
to her nerves, she can tell you with a
precision that seems phenomenal the
exact shade of every ribbon and the net
amount of torture to non-posessors
represented by every specimen of male
distraction in the entire concern. Send
her aloft in a balloon when the w'nd is
careering over the city with the speed
of a vounp man running through an
hereditary fortune, and she can tell you
the contents of every clothes-line in
town, without stopping to catch her
breath. Put her in a sleigh behind a
runaway team, if you are obliged to
know the color of every man's eyes
both s!des of the street, and have to
know it quick. If you are to have
a fashion report in fifteen minutes
that would take you three weeks
to prepare, send the dear creature
to church. If vou want to know
anvthing that can be seen, shut vour
eves and tell vour wife to look. V ith
one corner of her eve she will see more
in the fragment of an instant than you
could discern in two weeks with a held
glass. For breadth, scope and accuracy.
the amount of observation she can
grasp with a single wink makes a Gov
ernment survey seem contracted and
deficient. Prof. Proctor himself owns
up that his daughter can see and salt
down more in tne butt ena oi a seeona
without specks oa, than he can behold
with a telescope in a good long astron
omical spell, and he always wauts her
handy during an eclipse or transit to
nail such phenomena as may happen to
get away from him.
A Chicago man vent to Washington
to witness the inauguration and give
tho nw administration the benefit of
his experience in tight corners, and by
some unaccountable freak of conduct
he took his wife along with him. He
is a man of reasonable veracity, and
whenever he swears to a thing you can
put it down as coming sufficiently near
the truth to answer an orainary pur
poses. On returning home, with con
siderable more exicrience and a good
deal less money, he appeared before
somebody and depoed that out of all
the v.t ocean of female paraphernalia,
military grandeur, and so on, gathered
in the Capital on that brilliant oceaon.
not one thing escaped the clinching
gaze of that blue-eved little woman.
and that a minute description of every
thing with ribbons and ruffles is
snugly pigeon-holed between her
ears somewhere, for he overheard her
telling another woman or two all about
them after the return, with a cogency
and conciseness that made him feel as
though he had been blind from birth.
lie avows that he kept his eyes at ful
cock during their entire stay, and did
h;s best to obtain at least a moderated
retentive squ nt of evervlh'ng in sight.
while his wife just stood around and
growled about her tight shoes, .her
headache, encroaching corset, and oth
er female peculiarities, without seeming
to care a button-hook for anything
or anybody, or even appearing to no
tice so much as the season oi tne year.
Time and again, he affirms, did he lift
np his voice in most vehement entreaty
as follows, namelv, to wit:
"Keep your eyes peeled, my dear, and
try to notice something that will make
you remember the place. You may
never have another chance to come
here, and you ought to try and se all
you can while vou are about it.
But she gazed not with the rapture
for which he famished, and he pro-
ceede i with more strenuous in ton. it. on
"I'll declare it looks like a waste of
money to take you traveling. Why
don't you look around and notice things
while " you've got a chance? Do you
tmnk 1 went to all this expense ior the
sake of having a cigar sign along with
me? Hold up yo;ir head ami look
around. There's things in sight that
will be petrmed in history, shake your
self up and look at 'em while vou can.
or else blindfold voumelf and be done
with it?'1
But all the solace the enthusiastic
man could get in return was:
(), my headache!" or "Plague take
them shoes!" while the apparent eye
less woman at his elbow stood around
on one foot, and seemed to be getting
about as much benelit from the
animated scenes around her as J
mole would pick up at an art dis
play. But for all that nothing escaped
the" busy eye of the undemonstrative
little woman. Everything went to the
right pi tee under her bonnet, and what
she saw would till every volume of the
Congressional Globe ever issued, and
leaf j enough over to keep the Govern
nient printers busv for years to come.
while her husband was tiekled nearly to
death at the music, and threw up ma
hat and stood on his head when theele-
hant went bv, he returned home firm
ly believing he had seen the whole cir
cus. E. P. Drown, in Chicago Ledger.
j What Men Fall in Love With.
Men fall in love,- they say, with
beauty, with goodness, with gentleness,
with intellectual qualities, with a sweet
voice, with a smile, with an agreeablt
manner, with a lovable disposition,
with many ascertainable and measurable
things, and yet we find them continually
falling in l-ve with women who are no't
beautiful, nor good, nor wise, noi
gentle, nor possessing anv ascertainable
or measurable thing. You'll find a
hundred reasons
for falling in
love, or being in love, and rarely the
right reason which is commonly
simply because a man can not help it.
He is in love because a mysterious
force in nature has touched him. The
woman may be unbeautiful, heartless,
selfish, cruel, untrue, coarse, frivolous,
empty, but if the magic of nature
something of the magic, I suspect, that
Puck used on the eyes of Titania
touches him he sees not one of these
things in their true aspect. Yes, the
Titanias that have fallen in love with
men crowned with donkey heads, and
the men that have fallen, in love with
serpents, thinking them doves, are
many and all because of a diabolism, oi
a mystic fury in nature that delights in
bringing incongruous elements togethei
for the sake of a dance of delirium.
O. B. Bunce. t
A down-JSast veieran named John
son undertook to collect some pension
arrears lately, and was amazed to find
that his "widow" had got ahead of
him on two occasions, as far back as
1863 and 1867. N. Y. Sun.
SMELLING AN EARTHQUAKE.
Abnormal Development of a Sea Captain's
Olfactories.
"We was anchored in the harbor o:
Manilla," sa:d a bronzed and weather
beaten sailor, as he stretched his legs
under the table and looked meditatively
at a glass of beer which had just been
placed before him. "It were in the
ship Albert, as I shipped into fur the
voyage and our old man s name was
Cole, The old man was the best I ever
see at scentin' a blow. Why, bless ye,
that nose of his were better than any
barometer that ever was made. Many
a time I've seen him a-walking up and
down the poop with the sky as hlue and
wind as fair as anything. Suddenly
he'd stop, cock up his nose and give a
sort of gnuft like, lhen he d snuu all
'rouud the compass and sing out for to
shorten sail and get ready for a blow.
And the blow came, too. The old man
used to pay he sometimes bed, but he
never made a mistake.
"Well, as I was a saving; we was
anchored in the harbor of Manilla. It
was the most Leautifullest day you ever
sd. Not enough wind to ripple tho
water, and not a cloud in the sky. The
ol-l man was ashore. Bineby he came
aboard. As he stepped over the side he
stopped and gave a great snuff. Then
he suufled harder and harder all roun
the compass. Then he looked scared
like and rushed below to look' at his
barometer. He brought the barometer
up on deck and placed it where he could
keep his eye on it, arid began to- get the
ship ready lor a typhoon, tor that was
what ho thought were a-comin. The
barometer didn't go down a bit, but that
didn t fool the old man. lie sent down
the sky sail and royal yards, bent on
purventer backstays, put double gas
kets on all tho sails cepting the fore
and main tawps'ls, and did every thing
he could think of to get the ship in
condition io: a typhoon. e overhauled
the sheets, halyards, buntlins, clewlins
and braces of the fore and main tawps'ls.
and fixed the gaskets so as we could
Et urn oil in about two shakes of a
lib's ia:l, fur you see we wanted to be
able to get sail on to her quick to keep
her off shore if so be as she would drag
her anchors. We put out both anchors
and all the chain we had, and It was
powerful lot I can tell you.
"Well, that night there want any
sign of a blow just as calm and pleas
ant as it had been, and there was the
old man a-walkin' up and down the
deck purty much all night a-lookin at
that barometer, which never moved an
inch. The next morning the barometer
did go down a little, and. the old man
looked actu lay pleased, fur you pc
he d rather be in the biggest blow that
ever was than ba caught at a mistake
in smellin' bad weather. Well, about
noon that day, while we were at din
ner, there come a dull rumblin sound.
and the ship began to tremble all over
like as if he had struck a rock, lhen
she began to go up, up, and we rushed
out of the foc'tle to see a great tidal
wave sweeping into tho harbor 'and on
sho e the dust and bricks and trees was
a-tlyin' round in great shape. We was
all pretty well scared, but fortunately
we had out so much chain that we rod
the wave in safety. In the midst of the
confusion I saw the old man clinging
for dear life to the liferail and heard
him shout: A earthquake, by thunder;
I thought twas a typhoon. A. 1.
7'ribuue.
D A I RY PRODUCTS.
The Spiling' or Thru on Time a Wry
t'nnlie Proceeding: For the Producer.
Farm ts are wont to complain of
small profits when they get the full
market price of the'r products in hand
But a very unwise custom prevails in
many da'ry districts of selling butter
and cheese on time, or of selling
through commission houses, and the
latter is a st:ii more vicious prac-
t'ce than time sales at a stipulated
price. Why should farmers furnish
these middlemen with capital to do
business on gratuitously? It is the
merest pretense that there is
not cap'tal enough to handle
these goods for cash. The grain
crop is not purchased on credit or
sold for farmers on comm ss:on, nor is
the great commerce in live stock car
ried on in this way.
Every season brings reports of dis
tress among dairy farmers in certa:n
districts by the failure of commission
men. It is. the fault of farmers that
there are so few middlemen of any safe
capital to do business on. The ease
of obta'ning consignments has
led hundreds of men without
capital to set up as commission mer
chants, lbese merchants have noth
mg to lose, and they seem to enjoy
handling the capital intrusted to them
by these confid;ng farmers, and live on
the top shelf till the difference between
their real income and their expendi
tures brings them to the inevitable
fa'lure, involving hundreds of dairy
farmers in the loss of a large share of
the year's product of their herds. All
sorts of excuses are made for the un
fortunate commisson merchant, who
has lost i.othmg of his own except the
unmerited confluence of the deluded
da rymen. But. astonishing as it may
seem, these dairymen go right on the
next year, and furn sh capital for some
other adventurer to repeat the game.
Occasionally a shrewd and economical
bus ness man uses th:s capital intrust
ed to hm fairly, and thus succeeds in
establishing a safe bus ness. and budd
ing up a safe capital, liut this result
is rare.
All farm products are belter than an
uncertain promise to pay. Let farmers
learn to hold their products till V.ey
can exchange them for cash. Liile
Stock Journal.
What Consols Are.
In speaking of consols, most people
think they include the entire National
debt of England. This is a mistake,
for there is only a little more than half
a debt, strictly speaking, included
under that head. The name consols is,
as nearly every one is aware, merely a
contraction or term that has got into
use in the brief way of speaking used
on the Stock Exchange. The full
official title of the portion of the publie
debt called consols is "The consolidated
three per cent, reduced annuities," and
they have grown to their present enor
mous proportions, some 330.000,000
sterling, as indeed the whole debt has.
from comparatively small beginnings.
by tits and starts, and through gradual
processcs-of incurring floating debts to
meet emergencies and the subsequent
funding of the same in permanent shape
at low rates oi interes. at. L.ow
O lobe-Democrat,
i
Linear drawing "has been intro
duced, by recent enactment, into all
the elementary schools of England. The
theory is that a knowledge of this kind
of drawing is useful in almost everv
kind of trade or handicraft. Chicago
current.
A DEEPLY XHTEEESTDTQ KABBA1TVE.
The name of Rev. John H. Chandler is
an honored one in the literature and labor
of the Baptist Church; especially In con
nection with his forty years' devotion to
missionary work in Burmah and Siam ; a
work in which his accomplished wife
shared during the whole of this long
period. For most of this time his resi
dence was at Bangkok, in Siam, the capi
tal .of the kingdom. Here he rendered
himself valuable to the king aild his court,
as translator of important documents. In
1859 he was appointed U. S. Consul at
Bangkok. He was also tutor to the pres
ent king of Siam.
One of the almost inevitable results of
missionary labor is the breaking down of
health, and neither Mr. nor Mrs. Chandler
ewaped. In 1872 their condition became
Boserious that they returned to this coun
try for medical treatment. They went
back to Siam in 1872, intending to stay for
six years, but both soon grew worse, and
had to come to the United States at the
end of three. What Mr. Chandler's con
dition was at the time is given in his own
words, as related to a gentleman who
called upon him recently at his home, in
Camden, New Jersey:
"I was a complete wreck. My lung
weakness was so great that for months at
a time I could not write or read. The
nerves of my stomach were totally demor
alized. My food would not digest. I had
to lay aside all my teaching and literary
labor. I was unable to do either physical
or mental unrk. I was also troubled with
palpitationof the heart and with an obsti
nate catarrh of ten years' standing; alto
gether I was a very, very sick man. While .
thus suffering, the Rev. Dr. MacFarland,
a Presbyterian missionary, at Bangkok,
called my attention to Compound Oxygen.
He had tried it for indigestion and general
deHlity and had found it very beneficial.
"While I was on my way home I found
myself in a very critical condition. I
almost gave up hope. On reaching Phila
delphia I consulted Drs. Starkey & Palen.
I soon began the use of Compound Oxygen.
It acted like a charm. Very soon I felt
signs oT returning strength. In the mat
ter of diabetes the relief was particularly
noticeable. Improvement went on grad
ually but surely. I became so that I could
eat with regularity and really enjoy my
food. In time my old symptoms of wretch
edness and weariness passed away and I
was myself again.
. "You may judge of my health and
strength when I tell you that I was with
the Siamese embassy in New York and
Washington a few months ago, traveling
with them and going about as freely and
energetically as any of them. Compeund
Oxygen had so recruited my system that
the unusual exercise or travel had no un
pleasant effect upon me. nor was I in any
respect the worse for my journey.
1 or full information as to this wonder
ful Treatment, address Drs. Starkey &
rALiN, 1109 and 1111 Girard St.hUa
delphia. Pa.
Orders for the Compound Oxygen Home
.treatment will be filled by H. Ji. Mathews,
621 Powell street, between Bush and
.fine streets, ban Francisco.
At Gloucester, N. J., a child was killed
Dy a thunderbolt.
WHAT IS CATARRH 1
Catarrh is a muco purulent discharge caused by the
presence and derelopment of the vegetable parasite
amoeba in the internal lining membrane of the nose.
This parasite is only developed under favorable circum
stances, and these are: Morbid state of the blood, as the
blighted corpuscle of tubercle, the germ poison of syphi
lis, niercnry, toxiemea, from the retention of the effete
matter of the skin, suppressed perspiration, badly ven
tilated sleeping apartments, and other poisons that are
germinated in tne Diooa. rnese poisons Keep me internal
lining membrane of the nose in a constant state of irri
tation, ever ready for the deposit of the seeds ef these
ferms, which spread up the nostrils and down the
auces or hack of throat, causing ulceration of the
throat; up the eustachian tubes, causing deafness ; bur
rowing in the vocal cords, causing hoarseness; usurping
the proper structure oi the bronchial tuDes, ending in
Dulmonary consumDtion and death.
Many attempts have been made to discover a cure for
this distressing disease by the use of inhalents and other
ingenious devices, but none of these treatments can do
a'particle of good until the parasites are either destroyed
or removed from the mucous tissue
Home time since a well known physician of forty ysars
standing, alter much experimenting, succeeded in dis
covering the necessany combination oi ingredients which
never fails in absolutely and permanently eradicating
this horrible disease, whether standing for one year or
forty years. Those who may be suffering from the above
disease should, without delay, communicate with the
managers, Messrs. A. H. Dixon & Son, 305 King Street
West, Toronto, and get full particulars and treatise free
Dy enclosing stamp.
The crops of Southern Russia are ruined
by long-continued drought.
BROWN'S LITTLE JOSE.
"Why. Brown, how short your coat is,1
said Jones one day to his friend Brown.
who wittily replied: "Yes; but it will be
long enough before I get another." Some
men spend so much for medicines that
neither heal nor help them, that new
clothes is with them like angels' visits
few and far between. Internal fevers.
weakness of the lungs, shortness of breath
and lingering coughs, soon yield to the
magic influence of that royal remedy; JJr
R. . Pierce's "GoldenMedical Discovery.'
The crop of winter wheat in Kansas is
estimated at 12,233,380 bushels.
BESET ON ALL BIDES
By malaria, how shall we escape the dread in
fection ? is the question which the denizens oT
fever and ague districts ask themselves. The
answer cornea from former sufferers who for
years have escaped the visitations of the
periodic scourge, through the protecting influ
ence of Hostetter's Stomach Bitters. When
the necessity for using preventive measures
arises, use tnis means or prevention at once.
It regulates the liver, facilitates digestion, and
liberates impurities from the system, when
such exist, by promoting healthful action of the
bowels and kidneys. Act early. In all regions
where miasmatic vapors breed disease, it is
absolutely necessary to be provided with a
safeguard, and this is true, though a sojourn in
bucii localities is uesuneQ 10 oe Drier, is o one
can afford to breathe malaria for a Short time,
The Bitters is a sovereign specific for rheuma
tism, debility and nervousness. Keep it on
nana.
In Berlin 8.000 bricklaj-ers are on a
striKe.
HUMILIATING
ERUPTIONS
ITCHING
AND
BURNING
TORTURES
and everv bpecies of Itching, Scaly. Pimply,
Inherited. Scrofulous, and Contacrioufl Diwium
of the Blood. Skin, and Scalp, with Loss of Hair,
from infancy to old age, are posiUvely cured by
the Ucticura Remedies.
CUTICURA RESOLVENT th ni hlnnil nnrlflo.
cleanses the blood and perspiration of impuri
ucb cum puiauuuua viemenia, ana tnus removes
the cause.
CUTICURA. the CTeat Skin Cm fnatjtnfW
allays Itching and Inflammation clears the
Skin and Scalp, heals Ulcers and Sores, and
restores the Hair.
Cuticura Soap, an exnuisite Skin TtMntm Al
and Toilet Requisite, prepared from Cuticura.
is indispensable in treating Skin Diseases. Baby
Humors.Skin Blemishes, Chapped and OilySkin
Sold everywhere. Price: Cuticura, SOc; Re
solvent. SI: Soap. 25c Prepared hv th Pot
ter Drug and Chemical Co., Boston. Mass.
fsena ior "now to cure Skin Diseases."
A Clear Skin
Is only a part of beauty;
but it is a part. Every lady
may have it ; at least, what
looks like it. Magnolia
Balm both freshens and
beautifies.
A Business Education nOLDMBlA
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A dissipated man at Cincinnati sold the
monument from his wile s grave.
$500 EEWAED. I
The former proprietor of Dr. Sage's
Catarrn Kemedy, for years made a stand'
ing. public offer in all American newspa
pers of $300 reward for a case of catarrh
that he could not cure. The present pro
prietors have renewed this offer- All the
druggists sell this Remedy, together with
the "Douche, and all other appliances
advised to be used in connection with it.
No catarrh patient is longer able to say "I
cannot be cured." You get $500 in case of
failure. i
The Government has over 3000 head of
cattle on the Simcoe reservation.
When Baby was Bict, we gave her CASTOKTA,
When ahe waa Child, she cried for C ASTORIA,
When she became Miss, she clung to CASTCfRTA,
When she had Children, she gave them CASIO&Ll
Bronchitis. Sudden changes of the
weather cause Bronchial troubles.
"Brown's Bronchial Troches" will give
relief. Sold only in boxes. Price zo cts.
Miss Mary Pendergast, aged 17, was
fatally gored by a cow at Charleston, 111.
Stricture of the urethra in its
worst forms, speedily cured by our new
and improved methods, ampniet, reier
ences and terms, two three-cent stamps.
World's Dispensary Medical Association,
6G3 Main street, Buffalo, N. Y.
The Protestant churches in Japan now
number 12Q, with a membership of 8000.
Try Germea for breakfast.
Everyone's duty to use Oregon Blood Purifier.
Absolutely Pure.
This powrier never varies. A marvel of purity,
strength and tmlesomeness. More economical tlian
the ordinary kinds, and cannot be sold in covnpeti.
tion vith the multitude of low test, short weight.
alum or phosphate powders. Sold only in cans.
Rot at. Baku Vowdkr Co., 108 Wall street, N. Y.
NOSES.
An Alleged Invention and Some of Its
Weak Point.
Some one has invented a process for
the reduction of large noses. The in
ventor was struck by the alleged fact
that noses on which spectacles are
worn are, aa a rule, small noses. He
thereupon formulated the theory that
the pressure of the spectacles on the
bridge of the nose interferes with the
free circulation of blood, and that this
interference deprives the nose of nour
ishment and prevents its growth. In
accordance with this theory he now
proposes to reduce the size of any giv
en nose by placing a metallic clamp on
the bridge. This clamp, if worn every
night, will, as he believes, reduce the
largest nose to moderate proportions
within a reasonable length of time.
There are two or three weak points
about tins alleged invention. One of
these is that the theory on which it is
founded has no support ! in fact.
Some of our most eminent noses are
those on which spectacles have
been worn for a lifetime, and
among our smallest noses are some on
which spectacles have never rested.
That spectacles of one sort and another
are worn much more generally now
than they were fifty years ago, and
that noses as a general thing have
grown smaller during the same period,
is undoubtedly true, but it does not
follow that there is any connection be
tween the two facts.
The gradual decline of the human
ose is the result of the introduction
and general use of handkerchiefs. The
Romans never used handkerchiefs, and
their noses, as we all know, were of
the largest and finest type, Moreover,
they were less liable to colds in the
head than are people of the present
time, and their noses enjoyed almost. a
inecure. As civilization spread north
ward from Italy the inhabitants of the
cold and variable climate of Northern
Europe found that their noses were
constantly called into" activity, and as
a consequence the average European
nose fell below the Roman standard.
Within modern times the handkerchief
was invented, and a new and potent
factor in the reduction of noses thus
came into existence. Constant friction
will wear away the hardest stone, much
more the soft and cartilaginous nose.
Under the friction of handkerchiefs the
noses of the pre' nt centurv have
steadily diminished, until small noses
are worn almost as much as spectacles.
It is a question whether it is desira
ble ever to reduce the size of a nose.
Greatness of intellect has : in all ages
been closely allied ta greatness of nose,
and the man who, having been gifted
by nature, with a nose of true nobility,
should desire to dwarf it and his intel
lect at the same time, would deserve
no assistance in his foolish purpose.
N. x. Times.
15a trod sausages: Alter
pr ckingthe
a basin and
sausages, put them into
cover with Dol;ng water.
Boil for ten
minutes; then remove from the hot wa
ter and put into cold water for two
minutes. Roll in bea'ea egg and then
in fine, dry bread crumbs, and, lay
ing them in a shallow pani bake n a
hot oven for fifteen minutes. An egg
and a pint of crumbs w ll answer for a
pound of sausages. Serve on a hot
dish with a garnish of triangles of crisp
toast. Baked sausages are more deli
cate than fried ones. If the meat be
not incases, omit the boil hg. and pro
ceed with the bread ng and baking.
Ei change,
The Christian Advocate savs: "A
reasonable estimate justifies the opinion
that more than 40,000 persons have
professed conversion during the past
three months and joined, or are intend
ing to join, the Methodist Episcopal
fhiire.h. :
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They Increase the Appetite, and cause
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tem Is nourished, and by their Tonle
Action on the Digestive Organs, Ilefin
lar Stools are prodnced. Price aft rents.
TUTTS HAIR UVL
Grit IIaib or Whiskers changed to a
GLOS8T Black by a single application of
this DTE. It imparts n natural color, acts
instantaneously. Sold by Druggists, or
sent by express on receipt of l
Office, Murray St.. NewYork.
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329 MARKET ST., SAN FRANCISCO,
MANUFACTURERS OF
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DnrUnA WirnS We o&er 'r BaB lowest flours
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Gopher Traps !
and all other kinds ot trrps for
moles, squirrels, rats and mice.
Vineyard LinesjHS
for laying out vineyards, dl-
cUstonces and mads
wire.
Ornamental and Useful Wire and
Iron Work.
Vrt' F II M In.. J- To oV.MI 4.w.rMw. SLw
home manufitrture, aocf sell yvu better goodn
at a lower price.
WATSON, WRIGHT & CO.,
WMesale Grocers and Commission MenMts
IO North Front St, Portland.
San Francisco Office 18 Front St.
Handle on couiuq Union Wheat, Wool, Hops, Seed,
Furs, Hides, Chickens, Etfgs, Lumber, Hoop-poles,
Salmon. Mill Feed. Oats. Barley. Onions. Potatoes
Bacon, Lard, etc Account sales rendered on day of
sale. Bend for our market report. Correspondence
and consignments soucitea.
Tho Portland Business College, Portland, Ore
gon, offers superior private and class instruction
to the young and middle-aged of both sexes who
desire to obtain a practical education In the short
est time consistent witn tnorougn worn, ana aime
least exrjense. Dar and evenine sessions throueh-
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It quickly cures all Diseases originating from a dis
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I have had a cancer on my face for many
rears. I have tried a crrcat many remedies.
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ever being cured. Dr. Hardman, my son,
recomn .ended Swift's Specific, which I have
taken with great results. My face is now well,
and it is impossible for me to ex Dress mv thanks
in words for what this medicine has done for
me. Mrs. Olive IIakdmak.
Monroe, Ga., Sept. 2, litt4.
Swift's Specific has cured a cancer on my
lace, and has almost made a new man or me.
T. J. Teate, Wacissa, Fla.
I have had a cancer in my right ear for three
years. I tried every remedy the physicians
practiced, to no permanent geod. Swift's Spe
cific has wrought wonders for me. It is the
best blood purifier in the world.
John S. Morrow, Florence, Ala.
Swift's "Specific is entirely regetable, and
seems to cure cancers by forcing out the im
purities from the blood.
Treatise on Blood and Skin Diseases mailed
free.
Tub Swift Specific Co., Drawer 3, Atlanta,
Ga., or 159 W. 23d St.. N. Y.
Did you Sup-
pose Mustang Liniment only good
for horses? It is for inflamma
tion of all flesh. '
PIANON, ORWAKM.
CTrilillf AV K.KAXHJJI BAi h
O I LI II 11 A T .Gablcr, Koenish Pianos; Burdot
Organs, band instruments. Largest stock f Sneer
Music and Books. Bands supplied at Eastern trice
M. GRAY. 200 Poet Street, San Franciica
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Tsi
A Dangerous Case.
Rochester. June 1, 1882. "Ten
Years ao I was attacked with the most
Intense and deadly pains in my back and
KIDNEY.
"Extending to the end of my toes and
to my brain 1
"Which made me delirious 1
"From agony,
ft" It took three men to hold me on my
bed at times!
"The Doctors tried in vain to relieve
me, but to no purpose.
Morphine ana other opiates
"Had no effect!
"After two months I was given up to
die!
"When my wife
heard a neighbor tell what Hop Bitters
had done for her, she at once got and gave
me some. The first dose eased my brain
and seemed to go hunting through my sys
tem for the pain.
The second dose eased me so much that I
slept two hours, something that I had nt done
for two months. Before I had used live bottles.
I was well and at work as bard as any man
could, for over three weeks; but I worked too
hard for my strength, and taking: a hard cold, I
was taken with the most acute and painful
rheumatism all through my system that ever
was known.
"I called the doctors again and after several
weeks, they left me a cripple on crutches for
life, as they said. I met a friend and told him
my case, and he said Hop Bitters had cured him
and would cure me. I poohed at him. but he
was so earnest I was induced to use them again.
In less than four weeks I threw away my
crutches and went to work lightly and kept on
using the bitters for five weeks, until I became
as well as any man living, and have been so for
six years since.
It has also cured my wife, who had been
sick for years; and has kept her and mv
children well and healthy with from two
to threebottles yer year. There l no need
to be sick at all if these bitters are used.
J. J. Berk, Ex-Supervisor.
"That poor invalid w ife.
"Sister!
"Mother!
"Or daughter!
"Can be made the picture of health!
"with a few bottles of Hop Bitters!
" Will you let them suffer f
XT None genuine without a bunch of green
Hops on the white label. Shun all the vile,
poisonous stuff with "Hop" or "Hops" in their
name.
R. U. AWARE
THAT
Lcrilhrd's Climag Plug
bearing a red tin tag ; that Lorillardi
m KSS0 Jiesi hoc vui i i .
Nrty Cl!ppnB,and that LorlHard's Hnufla, are
lUO L3V Sats ,Mwa-wf " "
ST. HELEN'S HALL,
POKTIiAXI). OREGOS1,
A Boarding and Day School for Girls,
CONDUCTED BY THK MISSES RODNEY.
Under the superrWon of The Kt. ReT. B. WiSTA
Morris, D. D., BUIiop of Oreeon.
Ta trough instruction In Knglish, Art. Languages,
Vocal and Instrumental Musio and Bookkeeping. A.
corps of thirteen teachers. Pupils admitted at any aga
and into any or all of the departments- Th new teno
begins on the FIRST WEDNESDAY of SiPTfcMBi.
Catalogue seat on appllcatiun.
THE BISHOP SCOTT GRAMMAR SCHOOL,
, A Boarding and Cay School for Boyi
THE EIGHTH YEAR UNDER ITS PRES
ent management begins SEPTEMBER 1.
B07S of any age or degree of adrancement ad ranted.
Boys fitted for college or business. Three Yale grad
uates among the teachers. Special instruction In Pen
manship. Drawing, Musio and Modern Languagea Dis
cipline strict. No bad boys admitted, for catalogue
and circular or any information, address
J. W. HILL, M. D , Head Master.
P. O. Drawee 17. Portland, Oregon.
WILLIAM DECK & SON,
Wholesale and Retail Dealers in
GUIIS. FISHING TACKLE
Sporting- Goods,
165 & 167 SECOND STREET,
Portland, - - - - Oregon.
E. a. JONES, M. D.
J. O. BRYANT, M. D-
DRS. JONES & BRYANT,
Physicians and Surgeons,
CAN BE FOUND AT THEIR OFFICE DAY
and night. Midwifery and diseases of
women a specialty. Office 13J First St. (upstairs).
PORTLAND,
OREGON.
This BELT or negenra.
tor s made eirpmaly for
the cure of draBwtr.raia
of the freneratlveonpuia
There Is no m Intake afcout
this Instrument, Um eon
tlnuous rtrm nt aXKO
TK1CITY pri nlinfl
throtrn th. part sniii4
mrtAro them to haaliUy
art ion. Ik no eooirid
tnin with Eiortrio bells
adrertiHMj to cure all His
from hrad to tn. It ta for
the ONtt speclno fwii y .
Kor rtrrulara frMrur lull Information, a.tdraes CiMOTe
Efectrto tell Co.. na wastumrtoa t(-. ctucatco. uL
tkv TblsCw
QtVlBiKfin
)Tonle C
V ! aU;Ner
Tbls Cre 1 Rt rrngthen
e cares vnu
Debility, Ixs of Vitality.
T . t Ill 1
Conditions, Prostatitis, Kidr
ney ana JDiauaerompiaiiii,
Diseases of the Blood.Krup.
tions, and all the ail effects
of youtiiiui lollies ana ex
oeases t tennanently pre
senting all lnTohintary
weakening drains upon u
restoring Lost Manhood.
1 .nnlfMt.tl t lu.
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upon receipt ofjprice, .rUaD,lo .nr.- lr- strict.
lpriTste.by l)B.C.fcMtlllll.
iu kraniy 81 rtcl, can FrsscJtco ( .
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Vi rV yffi ' Ofrlll onTam-lylns by letter
i uMuitaiiuus. aUicUT oouiitleutiaL by letter or at
office. yaxB
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Is a certain cure ior
Ferrous Itehility, TsOitt
Manhood, I'rontmtor
bora, and all the evil
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and excesses, and In
drinking intoxirating
liquors. Dr. JMatir.
ho is a regular phyBl n
graduate of the t't.r.cr
sityof Pennsvlvsnia, wi.
agree to forfeit VCJ fo
a case of this kin' tl.e
vrf.l P.dMnif'.. til"
der his special advice and treatment) will not iure
sl.ou a pomo. or iour times h""uv -.
Mm. nn wwint. nf nripe. or C. O. 1. in private
name if desired, by Jir. Mintle. It Kearnj St.,
S. J-'. CaL Send for list of questions and pomj ul'.
SAMPLE BOTTLE FJlt-K
will be sent to any one applying by letter, statInR
nimi mr tiH uta. strict secrecy in resara to
all buaiaess) transactions.
N. P. N. U. No. 88. -8. F. N. U. No 163.
CkxtaC Courjjrr, 13 Fulton Street, 27. Y.
We SnTrfJlTflK
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