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l . . . V A PICTURE. Lewi Morris. Long rolling surges of a falling sea, B mi ting the sheer din's of an unknown shore; And by a fanged rock, swaying helplessly A mast with broken cordage nothing more. THE GRUMBLING CAMEL. The ,Mhip of the Desert an rly Craft to Manajre. I London Telegraph. The telegrams from our special cor respondents in the Soudan, bear witness to the importance of these dillicult beasts, although their presence invites perils. Not only are they themselves the prizes 'which the Arabs, thinking of plunder as much as bloodshed, are anx ious to make, but they necessitate a deplorable weakening of the advancing column. Require, as they do, sure foot ing for every step they take, it often happens that at a narrow passage over a bridge, or through flooded rice fields, the whole force is halted to let the great alow brutes slouch forward one by one. Men and horses and mules tramp through the mud, wade the stream, scramble over rough bits ; but the camel positively refuses to do anything ex cept move upon flat and trustworthy ground. Mud is an abomination to it; water an impossibility. So, let the Harrow pathway be never so tortuous the long - files of grumbling monsters have to thread their way in and out, one .behind the other, while the soldiers halt and guard the caravan as it reforms and starts afresh. Sor, at a pinchr is the animal to be depended upon for extra work, as the' hardier mule or human being may bo. Its measure of wk is so exactly de fined that any attempt to exceed it is promptly resented by death. So care ful in this res'ect are eastern men that rather than overtax one of them, even for a short march , they will distribute the extra weight among their own shoulders, and "a camel-load" is used as a phrase expressing a certain ac curate quantity of grain, or salt, or other goods, and as being itself too no toriously recognized to require state ment in avoirdupois. When once its burdens are adjusted, and the beast un derstands that they are complete, the smallest addition, even an ounce weight, is remonstrated against, and with such a prodigious affectation of suffering -that it might be thought the big im postor's heart was bre iking under the pressure of an intolerable grief. Nor does it betray any proportionate, vivacity in easy times. If told to sit down and there is nothing which a ca.nel does more cheerfully it groans as though it were being put to the rack. If its load is being taken off its back it moans as if it were being flared alive. Should the road betray the slightest a cent, it commences grumbling as if it were being asked to walk up the wall of a house like a t'y ; and yet when the path begins to descend again, its dolor ous complainiogs are redoubled. Going up is bad, it says, as b.ul as can be and going dowu is worse. So the Oriental has a proverb that when mov ing up hill it envse it-? parents, and when down hill it Maker. t'lswrrt In tli Mick K om. Philadelphia Times. The "superstition," as he called it, that plants are not healthful in sleep ing or sick rooms was vigorously at tacked by Dr. J. M. Andrews yesterday fternoon in a lecture before the social meeting of the alumni of the College of Pharmacy, on Tenth street, above Arch. The deleterious matter that they gave out, the doctor declared, is too small to have any appreciable effect, while their positive value in a sick room is great. They fulfil two func tions that of the generation of ozone and exhalation of vapcr, by which the . atmosphere of the rcem is kept in a healthful condition of humidity. Tests made by the doctor at Christ' hospital showed that in two rooms, alike in all respects except that one contained some tlowers and the other none, that con taining the flowers was cooler by 1 de- - grees than the other. The ozone which is generated by budding and flowering plants the doc tor had found to have great Eanitary value, in that it purified the air, rid ding it of disease-breeding germs and of the vapors of decomposition. For consumption ozone is of great benefit, arresting the course of the malady, and by living among flowers constantly con sumptives have been known to reach an advanced age. Of thirty florists whom the doctor v.'sited, he found none who had consumption, though among the families of several it was hereditary. Foliage plants, the doctor found, pro duced no ozone and, so far as he had experimented, he had found no differ ence between odoriferous and non odoriferons plants. More experiments were urgently advocated to determine more definitely the value of this new remedy for consumption. Ielt It to Ilia Servant. Ssan Francisco Chronicle, j A young gentleman had been boast ing to a lady friencL-married, about his duck-shooting, which, he declared, was the most difficult of sports, lie said he never came ba?k without a lot of victims, and promised, the next time he went shooting, to send her a couple of the results. He gave her notice he was going and he went. He got no ducks, but his reputation was at stake. He sought the usual refuge of frozen-out sportsmen, the market; but, unfortunately, left the commission of purchasing and sending the ducks to his servant. Two days after he went to call on the lady. She was profusely grateful for the ducks, and, just as he was leaving, she begged him to come and see them prepare 1. They sought the veranda, aud there in the yard at the back of the house strode up and down two tame ducks, quack quacking with lively delight. He had uo words. BiZ Inducement 1m Insurance. Texas Sif tiuga. "I don't think I'll insure with you," said Jenkins, as the lifeinsurn .ce agent entered the office. "Why not?" "Well, you see, the agent of anothei company called in yesterday, and offered me much better ter us than you do." "Yen, I tuppose he represents one of those snide companies that are willing to insure for less money than we ask. I am not authorized to guarantee it, but I give you my word as an insurance agent, that if you insure with us, you will be under the sod ten years before you will think of dying if you insure in that other company. Give us a trial. We are offering yon the biggest kind of inducements." ' Cieorxe Kilot. . When the "Biography of George Eliot." upon which Mr. Cro is is en caged,' and th? forthcoming volume of "Essays" have been given to the world there "will remain hardly anything of jreorge Eliot's unprlnted. . QUEER THINGS IN EARS What Home Folk Foolishly Do, Who Ought to Know Better. ' New York Times. "You would be astonished,' said a skilled aurist in one of the publio eye and ear infirmaries, "at the large Dum ber of children who are brought to us in the course of a week to have some thing removed from their ears that they have foolishly stuck in them and have been unable to get out again. I have sometimes disposed of ten such cases in an afternoon, and have pulled almost everything out of the human ear that is possible to get in there shoe-buttons, pieces of slate pencil, candies, and wads of paper. Four times oat of five" the youngster is old enough to know better ; but it is a habit they fall into, the same as biting their nails or scratching their heads. One boy not yet 12 years old is almost a weekly visitor here. 'Well,' I said, as I saw him come in as usual yesterday afternoon, 'what have you got in there this time?' 'Nawthin' but a bean,' he drawled. Oh, ye, I took it out. Iiut I recently met with the most re markable case of that kind in twenty years' practice. A young woman of 113 came in so deaf that I could hardly make her hear by shouting through a trumpet. After removing a great quantity of wax from her ears I found something metallic 'WThat's this, I said, 'have you been putting something in your ear? " 'Oh, dear, no,' she said, 'I am not so foolish as that.' "Imagine her surprise when I pulled out a smooth, round brass button, with quite a large shank to it. 'This seems to have been in there a great many years,' I said. To my surprise the young woman crouched in the corner in undisguised terror. " 'Oil, doctor,' she s.ud, 'what is that awful noise?' "It was nothing but a wagon rumbling by, but I instantly saw what the trouble was. Her hearing had become normal when I had removed that button, and she was frightened and bewildered at the jumble of confusing sounds. The ticking of the clock, chirping of the canary, or drippig of water distressed her, and the rustle of her own silk dress made her start with fear. I sent one of the assistants home with her in a carriage, and he said that the clatter in the street so distracted her that he was compelled to hold her in her seat. About a week afterward she came in again " 'And wanted the button put back, I suppose," interrupted the reporter. "Oh, no, she was brimming over with happiness, though for a day or two she was afraid to leave the house. But she told me all abotit that button. 'When I was about 8 years old, she said, I was sent to a village t-hurc'j in New England witli my grandmother. The sermon as always long and tiresome, and I used to amuse myself by pulling at the bras buttons on ray cloak. On of them came off one Sunday, and I occupied myself for a time with putting it in my car and shaking it out. again. Suddenly I felt it sink away in there and I could not get it out. I was afraid to tell my grandmother at the time, and soon afterward forgot it. At 10 years of age I began to grow deaf and have been getting worse ever since, but I never ouca thought of that button until you removed it." "Do grown people," asked the re porter, "ever come to you wi!h things m tlie.r ears ? " Fi e juently, but in most cases it is through no fault of their own. I know one man, a butcher, who comes hee regularly in the summer time to have flies removed from his ears. I have taken out six at one time for him. How ever they get there I don't know. He says they fly in; bat they dou't fly out, I'm sure of that. A man called me out of bed one night to get a Croton bug out of his ear. Now, a water bug will never back. He must either turn arou.id or go straight ahead. This fel low had crawled into the man's ear, and, not finding room enough to tarn around, went ahead. He was pawing away with his feelers on the drum, causing the poor man fearful agony. Men employed in tanneries often get a peculiar looking worm ia their ears, which is po n trouble to remove." Stephen A. Ious;la. Ben: Farley Poore. Judge Douglas was a man of great ability. His mind was capable of grasp ing, analyzing and elucidating the most abstract and difficult subjects, either in the science of law or that of govern ment. To these qualities was added a courageous vigor, a manly boldness which characterized all his efforts, and which enabled him to stand up against the slave-holders' power. He expected to have been nominated for president in 1852, and again in 1850, when the combined courtesies of Franklin Pierce and Jefferson Davis secured his sup port for the administration of the former; but after Buchanan's inau guration a breach ensued. "I beg you to remember," said Buchanan to Douglas, when their difficulties com menced, "the fate of Talmadge and Rives who undertook to oppose the head of the party to which they belonged." "Mr. President," exclaimed Douglas, defiantly, "I beg yon to remember that Gen. Jackson is dead." From that day he had to fight the ad ministration on the one side and the Republicans of Illinois, headed by Lin coln, on the other. In I860 he would have been satisfied with the Charleston platform and James Guthrie of Kentucky as a compromise candidate. It was the fear of this that made the disunionists put Breckenridge into the fight, against his wishes and his will, but he could not hake olf his political entanglements. When hostilities were declared, ho found his efforts to save the Union washed out in blood. Hal his life been spared, he would undoubt edly have stood by his o d antagonist, President Lincoln, as a defender of the Union. He died when a young man, disappointed and broken-hearted, but no public man at Washington no, not one has left behind him more devoted' friend than Stephen A.. Douglas. Kncouraiing Advice. Philadelphia Call, j "You want to watch out for alh very carefully at first," was the adv.ca gifen a northern iuvalid on Ids arrival in Florida, "but after you have been here a few weeks it won't so much matter." " Why not ?". was the question. " Why should I be more cautions at one time than another ?" "Because," was the reply, "after you have been here a little while you will have grown too thin to be an object of interest to alligators. They only want fresh arrivals. French Philosophy : What is want ing in woman is the intermediate senti ment between lose nnl hate; she knows nothing of that weapon of the strong man, indifference. HE CAME OUT AHEAD. A ttentlecaan In the Clothlax easi ness Beats the Cm Company. Cincinnati Enquirer. I have a friend in the clothing business who denounces his gas bill as exorbitant, and sometime comes to my office to see about it. He lives in a palatial residence on Eighth street, and when he came in last week and handed me his bill. I saw at once that it was an unusually small one for such an estab lishment as he keeps up. Being somewhat familiar with the arrangements and number of burners in his house. I determined upon catching him at his own game, and show ing that be was indebted to the company for more gas than the bill called for, but he was too much for in?. Taking the bill from htm, I said: "Well, Mr. , you have a burner in the cellar r "Yes, sheneraL dares a punier in the cel lar, but, holy Mosea, who efer heard of light ing gas in de cellar." "You have a laundry f "Liundry! laundry, you say! Who efer heard of people washing py gaslightP "Well, you have burners in your kitchen, haven't youf" "Yes, dey are dare, but ve nefer use 'em; we haf 5-o'clock dinners." "Well, don't your servant use any in the eveniugsP "Veil, I'll tell you, sheneral, ve haf the vonst hiret girls you efer seen. Dey are nefer iu the house; dey are out all times of night after dark." "How about the dining-room?" ''Didn't I tells you ve haf 5-o'clock din ners, and the children alvays plays in de darkf "Well, there's your sitting-room" "Sitting-rooms 1 Ve nefer light the gaa there; ve alvays sits on the front schteps." "Well, you surely have a light in the hall?" Vy, vould you vant to preak a man npf "Well, there's your handsomely, furnished parlorf "Yes, ve l:af nice parlors and ilegant fur nisher, but ve haven't hat a visitor for ofer a year." Becoming discouraged, I skipped the other apartments in the house, and came to a point where I thought I would be sure to catch him, and I asked : "How about your bed-chamberl You surely use gas in that apartment?" Imagine my chagrin when after a mo ment's hesitation, he answered: "My ped chamber? Vy, I tell you, aheneral, ve haf burners there, but we nefer use 'era. My wife, she is a very modest voman, and always goes to bed in de dark." He got a rebate. Industry as a Matter of Race. The Continent. That the theory accepted by the popular mind as unquestioned fact is by no means necessarily anything but Action, finds a new demonstration in some statements in a recent number of The Spectator. The writer takes up the question of "Industry as a Matter of Race," and proceeds to demolish the general conviction that "black men are very lazy, brown men lazy, yellow mm rather lazy, and the white men lazyish, while the Englishman alone loves work for itself." On the contrary, there is no race that objects to overwork so strenuously, or that plans as assiduously for short hours and an uninterrupted seventh of the week. The idea of rising in life, for every one who owns Saxon blood, is to be free from heavy work. The yellow man, otherwise the Chinaman, cares nothing for time so long as he is paid for it, and will toil cheerfully nix teen hours a day. The brown men, taking the East Indian as an illustra tion, though called lazy by Europeans because relaxing toil in the cool of the even ing, begin at 4 in the morning and work steadily till 3, with no weekly holiday. The negro, as soon as paying work offers, is an indefatigable laborer, though he enjoys idle ness as thoroughly as the Englishman. "The best test is piece-work, and we should say and we have seen all of them at work that, granted strict supervision aud piece work, the Chinaman was far away the most industrious worker in the world; that the well-fed n6gro conies next, provide ! he is al lowed holidays if not, he grows morose, like an over-worked child; that the average Englishman comes third, provided ho is al lowed to make up for short hours by extra energy ; that the Continental European comes next, working long hours rather perfunctor ily; aud that the brown man is last, with ihe exception of the 6avage, drea ling over time too much. He will not work to earn more than he thinks he wants, plus a modi cum of hoarding, and is not tempted at all by over-time allowances. We should say, too, that while the yellow man already works up to his full power, and the black man can be induced to do the same though not quite as continuously the Englishman i ap proaching to the brown man in a delibviate desire to limit his own industry. He con siders more leisure better worth bis while than more pay, and is trying to secure it a decision to which the brown man came 2,000 years ago." Irvine's Htory. Boston Cor. New York Graphic There is one little anecdote which Mr. Irving told during his last stay here which might not be an uninteresting foot-note to Queen Victoria's "Tales and Legs of John Brown." The queen, as he who wishes may read, has often made visits both of pleasure and policy to her estates in Scotland, being at such times more than heartily welcomed by the canny Scots, who almost without exception highly reverence her and indorse all that she does. On one occasion, shortly after a visit to her castle in 'the outskirts of Balmoral (ble-sed aptness!) Mr. Irving, who was trav eling through the country, met an old Scotch woman' with whom he spoke of her majesty. "The queen's a good woman, " he said. "I suppose she's gude enough, but there are things I canna bear." "What do you meanf asked Mr. Irving. "Weill I think there are things that even he queen has uo recbt to da For one thing she goes rowing on the lak on Soonday and t's not a Chreestian thing to da" "But you know the Bible tells us " "I knaw," she interrupted angrily. "I've read the Bible since I was so high an' I knaw evry word in't I knaw a boot the Soonday f sbing and a' the other things the good Lord did; but I want ye to know, too, that I don't think any the more, e'en of Him, for adoin' it." Where Consumptives Should An article in The Planet upon t' "e climatology of southern California gives a terse summing up of the weather in Santa Barbara for one vearl The ac count was kept by Dr. Bradley, of Aurora, Ills., who was suffering from advanced pulmonary disease. There were 310 pleasant days in which an in valid could be out of doors with comfort and safety; twenty-nine cloudy days, upon twenty of which an invalid could be o it of doors ; twelve showery days, upon seven of which he could be out an hour several times each day'j fen windy days, confiuing tlie invalid wholly to the house, and five rainy days, also pro hibitory. The advantages of the resort lie in the fact that invalids may be nearly all the time in the open air, and also in its having an e pi able tempera ture. The latter h vera res 61.35 degrees for the year, the difference between July and January being but 1.1 degrees. Something to Think About. Inter Ocean. It may set French and German statesmen to thinking when America resolves that they hall take our 2 per cent, of trichinae or we won't take their 100 per cent, of delirium tre mens. In fact, old boots, logwood and cop peras, and fourth proof whisky are cheap enough In this country to enable ua to make very fair article of French brandy now. T. S. ARTHUR AT SEVENTY-FIVE. For many years the genial countenance of Mr. T. S. Arthur has been a familiar sight to the citizens of Philadelphia, as he has walked the streets of the city .ontne route between his home and his ornce. His name has been a household word among the readers ef pure literature throughout the whole eountry. And Ar thur's Home Magazine," which he has so long and so successfully edited, has se cured bo hearty and so permanent a wel come in many thousands of the best households in the land, that Mr. Arthur cannot be regarded as atranger by intel ligent people anywhere. The many sto ries and tales of which he is the author, are written in the interest of purity, good morals and reform, and, especially those which are in aid of temperance work, have been productive of immense good. They have had an exceptionably favorable reception, and have nobly served their purpose of stimulating people to high aims and noble intentions. It might be supposed by those who have not personally seen Mr. Arthur that a man who could for years work as diligently as he has, andwho could produce the extra ordinary amount of superior literary ma terial which has come from his pen, must oe one of giant physique and robust consti tution. Those w ho are familiar with his slender form know- that it is far otherwise. His constitution was never strong. About 1870 he suffered to such an extent from physical and nervous exhaustion that most of his friends gave him up as not likely to live long. It seemed as if his work was almost done. The narration of Mr. Arthur s decline in health, and his restoration to vigor and the enjoyment of life, is of singular inter est, as given by himself to one of our edi tors who recently enjoyed a protracted conversation with him. Mr. Arthur said, substantially: ... "Previous to the year 1870 my health had been very poor. For a number of years I had been steadily losing ground in consequence of the constant physical and nervous strain resulting from overwork. I became so exhausted that my family and friends were very anxious about me. Only a few of the most hopeful of them thought I could live for any considerable time. I was forced to abandon all my most earnest literary work, and I regarded my career in authorship at an end. I was so weak that I could not walk over a few squares without great fatigue. The very weight of my body was to me a wearisome bur den. My appetite was poor, and my di gestion was much impaired. "About this time my attention was at tracted to Compound Oxygen as then ad ministered by Dr. Starkey. I had heard of wonderful cures wrought by its agency; so wonderful indeed, that had I net per sonally known the Doctor, and possessed the fullest confidence in him, I should have been very skeptical on the subject. I tried the Compound Oxygen Treatment, first simply as an experiment. I knew it could not make me worse than I was, and I hoped it might make me better. That it would do for me what it has, I had not dared to hope." How soon did you begin to realize the advantages of the treatment? "Almost immediately. Its effect was not that of a stimulant, but of a gentle and almost imperceptible vitalizer of the whole system. Soon I began to have a sense of such physical comfort as I had not known for many years. My strength was gradually returning. This slowly but steadily increased. In a few months I was able to resume my pen, aud within six months after doing so I completed one of my largest and most earnestly written books; and this without suffering any drawback, and without any return of the old feeling of exhaustion. For more than seven years after tnis l applied mvseii closely to literary work, doing, as I be lieve, the best work of my life.' Did your uniform good health continue during those years, or did you suffer re lapses into your former state of exhaus tion? "The improvement was substantial and permanent. Not only had I no return of the old weakness and exhausted feeling, but I was able to work in my study from three to four hours a day. The constant remark I heard from my friends was, How well you are looking!' Nor was it only in the strength and vitality that I gained by the use of Compound Oxygen. For twenty years I had suffered with par oxysms of nervous headache, sometimes once or twice a week. They were very severe, lasting usually six or seven hours. In a year after I commenced the Compound Oxygen Treatment, these were almost en tirely gone. It is now over ten years since I had such an attack. I was, moreover, liable to take cold, and I had frequent at tacks of influenza, which always left me with a troublesome cough. It is very rarely that I now take cold. When I do so, I at once resort to Compound Oxygen, which invariably breaks up the cold in from one to three days." And now, Mr. Arthur, what is your present condition of health? "It is all I have any right to desire or expect at my somewhat advanced age of 75. I sleep well, and am able to take my proper amount of food, enjoying my meals with regularity and heartiness. My di gestion, although slow, is good. I do not confine mvself to any particular articles of diet, but eat what other people eat, re jecting of course that which seems to be indigestible, or too rich. I am able to attend-to my customary literary work, de voting about four hours a day to it, and that without any sense of weariness ex cept as to my eyes. Were It not for the fact that with advancing years I find my eyesight not as good as it formerly was, I should be able to work longer without fa tigue. I enjoy moderate exercise, and take it regularly without that feeling of exhaustion which was formerly so de pressing." The testimonials and reports of cases miblished bv Drs. Starkey & Palen in their pamphlets and advertisements, if literally true, show Compound Oxygen to be the most remarkable curative agent yet discovered. Do you believe them all to be cremiine? "I have the most complete confidence in them. For years I nave had . personal ac nuaintance with Messrs. Starkey & Palen and exceptionally good opportunities for serving them, as wen in private me as in their nrofessional relation to the public. I am sure that neither of them would or could become a party to any fraud or de ceDtion. But facts are of more value than opinions. Let me give you a fact. I pub lish a macrazine. and have had an adver tising contract with Drs. Starkey & Palen for over six years. During this time I have published, monthly, from one to six or seven different reports of cases and cures under their new treatment, or over three hundred in all. Now, in every case I have ex amined the vatient's letters from which these reports were taken, and know the - i 1 . 1 .. ,1 nnkli.V.J extracts maue niereirum, onu uimautu in my magazine, to be iiterally correct. Stronger evidence of genuineness than this, cannot of course be given," Mr. Arthur, some years, ago you gave a testimonial in regard tor what Compound Oxye-en had done for you; and you also have spoken freely in your magazine con cerning Messrs. Starkey & Palen. Do you, in view of your present acquaintance with these gentlemen, and your large experi ence with Compound Oxygen, endorse all you have said? "I do, most fully, and without any re servation whatever." And now, as to testimonials. Have you at any time given a testimonial in faver of other specialremedial agents or modes of treatment? , , , "Never. The first and only time that I have permitted my name to be used In commending a curative agent to public notice and confidence is in the case of Com pound Oxygen. This I have done, not from solicitation, but voluntarily and from a sense of duty. I believe, that in the use of this newly discovered substance, dis eases long classed as 'incurable,' may be greatly ameliorated and very often en tirely broken, and the sufferer restored to comparatively good health. I also believe, that hv itH use the liability to disease may be removed, and the general health of thej community greatly improve", num I know of its action, as well In my own case as that of many ot hers, I am satisfied J that if promptly usea it win an cm, un? progress of acute pneumonia, consump tion, catarrh, and most of the diseases which originate in colds. Believing this, as I certainly do, and from the evidence which is to direct, and positive to be ig nored, I would be direllct in my duty If I did not do all In my power to induce the sick and suffering to seek relief in the use of so beneficient an agent." Have you seen or known other persons who have used Compound Oxygen; and have you had opportunities of observing to what extent they have received benefit? "My observation and my opportunities in this respect have been larce. I have been much at the office of Drs. Starkey & Palen, and have become personally ac quainted with many who have taken the Treatment. In almost every case, where a fair trial was given, decided lenefit was obtained. Some very remarkable cases in consumption, rheumatism, catarrh, con jestion of tbe lungs, asthma, etc., have come to my personal knowledge, the re sults of which seemed almost miraculous." Do you still resort to the Compound Oxygen Treatment now that your health is restored ? "I do not as a regular thing. Only, when I have a cold, as I before remarked, I take it for a day or two, and always with good effect. I find that it helps nature to throw off the cold, by imparting the need ed vitality to enable the system to do its proper and natural work. It puts nature into condition to defend itself against the attacks of disease. If there are any cases in which persons are disappointed in re gard to Compound Oxygen, I believe them to be those in which patients have been so impatient for speedy cure that they have dropped the Treatment before it had op portunity to make its impression on the system. Such people will fly from one remedy, consume large quantities of al most every medicine brought to their no tice, and yet continue to be invalids. Compound Oxygen does not cure by magic in a moment. If it claimed to. it would be a quackery. But I regard it as one of the most wonderful and beneficent curative agencies ever brought to public notice. For further and fuller answers to the countless inquiries suggestet by the above to thoughtful minds, and to those who are solicitous about their own well-being and that of their friends, mail your ad address to Drs. Starkev & Palen, 1 10U and 1111 Girard street, Philadelphia. The pamphlet you will receive in reply will set forth full particulars. All orders for the Compound Oxygen Home Treatment directed to If. E. Ma thews, 606 Montgomery street, San Fran cisco, will be filled on the same terms as if sent directly to us in Philadelphia. Patti plays billiards almost as well as she warbles. If a cough disturbs your sleep, one dose of Piso's Cure will give you a night's rest. Kate Greenaway is building a fine house in London with her earnings. "Mens sana in corpore sano." "A sound mind in a sound body," is the trade mark of Allen's Brain Food, and we assure our readers that, if dissatisfied with either weakness of Brain or bodily powers, this remedy will permanently strengthen both. $1. At druggists or by mail from J. H. Allen, 315 First Avenue, New York City. Redington, "Woodard &"Co., Portland. Or. "Rough on Coughs." 15c., 25c., 50c., at Druggists. Complete cure Coughs, Hoarse ness, Sore Throat. Melvin & Co., Druggists, Oakland, Cal., sav of Caloric Vita Oil: "It is indeed a splendid remedy, and has given our cus tomers great satisfaction." A CAB D. To all who are suffer in? from errors and IniJiscretions of youth, nervous weakness, early decav, loss of manhood, etc., I will send a receijio that will cure you, FREE OP CHARE. 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It Is the possession of th s gttnd requirement which makes Hostet ter's Stomach Bitters so effective as an In vorsnt. For sale by lmiggists aud Uealers generally. Analysis by Dr. A. Vortcker. F. Ji. 8., Con sulting Chemist Royal Agricultural Society, England, shows only a trace of nitrates In Blackwell's Bull Durham Tobacco. The soli of the Golden Belt of North Carolina, In which this tobacco Is grown, don't supply nltratettto the leaf. That Is the secret of Its delicious mildness. Nothing so pure and luxurious for smoking. Don't forget the brand. None gen uine without the trade-mark of the Bull. All dealers nave It. When feline concerts drive away nloep,y our beet solace is found iu JllacJttetiri Bull Dur ham Smoking rosacea. srJsrJsrJsri iBLACKWELL'Sf i BULL DURHAM SMOKING TOBACCO WILBOR'S COMPOUND OP PURE COD LIVER OIL AND LIME. rr 3 To Onr and All. -Are yon snflVrln from a Couch, t'olrl Anthma. Rrrmrhiti. or anv of the various pulmonary troubles that bo often enu in uonaumpuoitf ir so. use "wilborb Purk Cod Liver Oil and Limk." a safe and sure remedy. Thin h no quack preparation, but is prescnoea ry the medical faculty. Manu factured only bv A. H. V ii.hor. Chemist. Bos ton. Sold by all drugsists. i ,7T IOX'T NNOUK V1.VUI BUT TRY Seal of North Carolina PLUG CUT. It is Better, Cleaner and Cheaper. l IS I'1 St A REMARKABLE ESCAPE. John Kuhn, of Lafayette, Iiul., had a very nar row escape from death. This is his own Btory: "One year ago I was in the last stages of Con sumption. Our best physicians gave my case up. I finally got so low that our doctor said I could not live twenty-four hours. My friends then purchased a bottle of Dk. Wm. Hall's Balsam for the Lungs, which benefited me I continued until I took nine bottles. I am now In perfect health, having used no other nicdi cine." Skinny Men. "Wells' Health Renewer" restores health and vigor, cures Dyspepsia, Impotence. CATARRH A New Treatment whereby a permanent cure is effected in from one to three applications. Particulars and trea tise free on recsipt of stamp. A. II. Dixon & Son, 805 King street west, Toronto, Can. "Mother Swan's Worm Syrup," for feverishness, restlessness, werms, consti pation, tasteless. 23 cents. Something old Allen's Bilious Physic Acts quickly, relieves promptly, and never fails to cure Sick Headache and Constipa- tlon. zo cents, large bottle. At all Drug--gists. Redintrton, Woodard & Co., Portland, Oregon. Brown's Bronchial Troches for Coughs and Colds: "I think them the best and most convenient relief extant." Rev. C. M. Humphrey, Gratz, Ky. The Strongest and DestI THOMAS PBICE. Analytic Chemist, twononnees the GIANT BAKINO POWDER nearly one-third trenger than any sold on the Pacific Coast Nan Francisco. September 24, 18S3L H. E. BOTH1N, President Bothin MT( Co.: Dear Bik: After careful and complete chemical analysis of a can of Giant Baking Powder, purchased by us in open market, we find that it does not con tain alum, acid phosphate, terra slba. or any injuri ous substances, but is a pure, healthful Cream Tar tar Baking Powder, and as such can recommend is te consumers. WM. T. WENZELL A CO., : We concur Analytie Chemlsta, R. BEVERLY COLE. M. I).. J. L. MEAR8, M. I7Health Officer, i ALFRED W. FERRY. M.D.,") Members of San W. A. DOUGLASS, M. J-Franciseo Board AUU. ALERS. M. D.. . ) of Health. ! Manufactured by tbe j BOTTUN ETF'G COMPANY, 17 and 19 Main Street, San Francisco. LM.HALSTEAD'S Helf-reiculatlnff dncubator! From $20 np. Send for descrip tive price list, etc Thoroughbred Poultry and EifKS 41011 Broadway, I SEWER, WATER AND UUI LINCOLN PLACER CO.CAL.&tu, DEATH! ICREAT SOAP WONDER Manufactured by Allihon Bko., Middlbtows. CoNJt. No boiling is required, and but little rubbing. ON' ICleaiiaes tbe clotlies thoroughly. Give this Soap a trial. For sale by DIRT Ml Grocers. Pacific Coaxt Agency, I. Y. Ross, 123 California Street, San Francisco. IPotalxi: Incubator! SKLF-aEOtJ LATINO. Gold Medal, Silver Medal and 11 First Premiums over other Batches all kinds el All 8izea. Prices froi ouri2 up. Satisfaction s'uaranteed. Address PETALCMA INCUBATOR CO., Pet&luma. CaL t2T8cnd tor Circulars. Circulars Fre.lE3 Tbe experience in the treatment of Cancer with Swift's Specific (S.S.S.) would seem to warrant us in saying that it wiU cure this much oreaded scourge. Persons so afflicted are in Tiled to correspond witn us. I believe Swift's Specific has ssred mi life. I had lr- tuslly lest use of the upper part of my body and my arms from the poisonous eiiects of a large cancer on my neck, and from which I had suffered for twenty years. 8. H. S. has relieved sae of all soreness, and the poison is being forced out Ot my system. J win soon be well. W. &. Kobisow, Darisboro. Ga. Two months ago my attention was called to the case or a woman afflicted witn a eancer on her shoulder at least tire inches in circumference, angry, painful, and fring the paUent no rest day or night f r six months obtained a supply of Swift's Specifie for her. She has taken S bottles and the ulcer ia entirely healed np, only a very small scab remaining, and her health is better than lot & yaars past; seems to be perfectly cured. Rev. Jksse 1L Campbell, Columbus, Ga I hava seen remarkable results from use of Swift's Specino on a cancer. A young man here has ben afflicted five years with the most angry-looking eating cancer t ever saw, ana was nearly -aO. The nrst bot tle made a wonderful change, and after five bottles were taken, he is nearlv or quite well. It is truly wonderful. M. F. Cbumley. M. I., Oglethorpe, Ga. Treatise on Blood and 8 kin Diseases mailed free. The Swift Spboifio Co., Drawer 1 'Atlanta, Ga. N Y. Office 199 W. 23d St. bet. 6th and 7th Avenues. BEST W PAIN KILLER 0 Healing: Remedy j A IN THE WORLD. I I -St, D-OHREFOTTSf WTienTsavSra i Solmean wersiy to .top in.ra lor JiaiU&vRve them urnin . rd 1- IVl rnra. I bsvw msde tbe disss of FIT&, IPILKrHI STFALLnfoSlCKKKMa Ufs-tong T-JZlS'ii LTunn the worst esses Because others bjv ESS?. & "Umfor not now reeebnn a cor. Band la eXaa for treatise, and Free Bottle of my infaUlbU SJElo: SivaBspf. and Post ome. It cast JM avosnuia- ror -P r.V""".'r: win cure y. . BOOT. J Pearl Sk. Nsw York. aaorses vr, a. u ni r a. a a sun i -WOm.! 9 BEST ClIEVriNO TO- ntTAPU Dl HpBACCOlSTfiE WOR UCsHUIl r LULl One bluff lu every I -rrtrA r contains tram 4 to AORLD. box to 23c ry It. Trunin TW) taf .3 2 . a 3 I gggg I S 5 Its S I 5 M g 5 cL a m U C3 tFTirg'"irrJJ II TORPID DOWELS, DISORDERED LIVER, and MALARIA. From these sources arise three-fourths or m dlgeaaes of the human race. These eymptoms indicate tnelrexistenoe:Ixase( Appetite Bowels costive Sick Head vche, fullness after eattne, aversion to exertion of body or mind, Eructation of food Irritability of temper Iov spirits. A. feeling of hawing neglectec" some datj" Dizziness, I'lutterlnK at the Heart Iots before the eres,hiKnJ7eol ored. ferine, COXSTIPATIO.V, and de. xnand the use of a remedy that acts d I ry;tl y on the Liver. AflaLivermedioineT.DTX'S PiL.IS have no eioal. Their action on the Kidneys and fikln is also prompt ; removing all Impurities through these three scav engers of tbe system," producing sTrtpe. tlte. tonnd dilation, regular stools, a cleat skin and a rigorous body. Tl'TrN PIXLH causo no nausea or griping nor Interfere with dally work and are a perfect 'ANTIDOTE TO MALARIA Bold ereTywhere, arte. Oinre.44Mnrrybt.,N.Y. TUTTS EIAIR DYE. Gray IIaik ob Whiskers changed ln tantly to a tiiossT Black by a single an. plication of t)'l9 Dye. Bold by Druggfct. 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