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About The Columbian. (St. Helens, Columbia County, Or.) 1880-1886 | View Entire Issue (Nov. 24, 1882)
FlKhes That Sin? and Dance. Lieutenant White, of the American service, in his "Voyage to the Chinese Seas," relates that, being at the mouth of the Cambodia, his crew and himself were greatly astonished by hearing cer tain unacountable sounds from beneath and around the vessel. These were vari ous, like the bass notes of an organ, the sound of bells the croaking of frogs, and a pervading twang which the imagina tion might have attributed to the viura- iUn nf Rnmfl enormous harp. For tine the mysterious music swelled upon them, and finally iormeu chorus all round, but as the epnrled the river the sounds a universal vessel as diminished altogether. in strength, and soon ceased FTnmboldt was witness to a similar oc- th South Sea. but without suspecting the cause. Toward seven in the evening, the whole crew were aston ished by an extraordinery noise which resembled that of druois which were beating in the air. It was at first at tributed to the breakers. Speedily it was heard in the vessel, especially toward the poop. It wae like a boiling, . th noise of the air which escapes from fluid in ebullition. The sailors began to fear tli ere was some leak in the vessel. It was heard unceasingly in all parts of the vessel, and finally, about nine o'clock, it ceased altogether. . The interpreter belonging to Lieuten ant White's ship stated that the marine music, which had so much surprised the crew, was produced by fishes of flattened oval form, which possessed the faculty of adhering to various bodies by their months. This fish might have been the pogonia. - The mus'ic of the sea is heard in the Bay of West Pascagoula, and is described bv" those who have listened to it as singularly pleasant. "It has for a long time," observes Mrs. Green, an Ameri can writer, "been one of the greatest wonders of the southwest. Multitudes have heard it, rising as it were from the witer, like a drone of a bagpipe, then floating away in the distance, soft, plain tive and fairy-like, as if JEolian harps sounded with richer melody through the liquid element; but none have been able to account for the phenomenon. There are several legends touching these mys terious sounds; but in these days few things are allowed to remain mysterious, some have ascribed the sounds to the raffish." The sensibility of fishes to the sound of music has been commented upon by writers. The alose (belonging to the clupeidse) has been noticed for its love of music and dancing by ancient writers. Aristotle says that it no sooner catches the sound of music or sees dancing than it is irresistibly led to join the sport, and cut capers and throw summersaults out of the water. JElian declares that the sprightly conduct imputed to the shad by Aristotle was well known to fisher men, who, taking advantage of it, fas tened little bells to their nets, by the tinkling of which aoove, tne nsn wiuiin hearing were attracted to the spot, and netted without difficulty. A somewhat similar mode of catching fish is had recourse to by the boatmen of the Danube, who arch across and keep tense upon strong stretchers hung with grelots, a floating net, and so ring in a great number of fish by the talking of these bells. Kondolet, the fa mous naturalist, gave a romantic instance of the fondness for music of fishes. When staying at the Vichy he took a walk with' some friends in quest of alose along the banks of the Allier, with vio lin in hand ready for a serenade. The air was still, the moon and stars shining brilliantly. When the party had come to a favorable spot for he operation a net was carefully drawn across the stream, while the violinist, putting his instrument to his chin, struck up a live ly waltz. A wonderful effect ensued. Scarcely had he drawn his bow when the sleeping surface of the waters began to move, alose backs appeared, rippling the silvery expanse, and after a few strokes a large party of fish might be seen rising onl ipam'nor in the water. A. x. lNews.j. o ' Tea and Co flee as Rivals. Coffee and tea are natural allies, but thev are also natural rivals. As against ftlnholio driukiner iu any form they are nnmhined. It is over the unoccupied territory after alcohol has been driven that the contention between the two comes. Taking the world through, the general verdict seems to be in favor of tea. Two of the largest empires in lio wnrld China and Russia are tea drinkers. In Bokhara and Samarcand, and in most parts of Central Asia, the tpa-nrn is forever steaming:. On the other hand, the Arab and the Turk, and with them the whole western part of the Mohammedan world, are coffee drinkers. The decision of Europe is not absolute for either side. It seems to be very much determined by what we may call th anmrlfmta of the case. Those who can get both drink both. England claims to be one of these, but the prefer ence of England is. beyond all doubt, for tea, and not for coffee. The unfair choice is very largely compensated for in the United States the cnief coiiee consnminer country in the world. En glishmen, too, would more use of coffee than probably make tbey do if Ibey could once be induced to overcome tbe initial difficulties of having it prepared as it ought to be. Tea can be made easily enouch. It may be strong or weak, according to fancy, it is tea in either case. The right, plan, we are as sured, is to put plentv of tea into the pot. then to add a little more tea, and, that done, to leave it to chance whether the liquor comes out wean or strong. But, whatever we may think of weak tea, there is no good word to be said for weak coffee. Coffee must be very strong if it is to deserve the name of coffee at all. It is a generous drink, and it is for generous natures. The little arts which the frugal housekeeper uses in making tea are not to be thought of in making coffee. There must be no eonomy in the amount used, no .filling up of the pot. no making the same ma terials serve twice over. That tea should ever be made like this is bad enough, but there may be tastes so depraved as to put up with it and see nothing to ob ject to about it. The man has yet to be found who can even make pretence of liking weak coffee, diluted into ten times its proper volume, and as deficient in fragranoe aa in strength. London Tiznoi. The Deau Alive. The following remarkable story comes from Indiana and relates lo an occur rence of last week: ! A remarkable circumstance is reported from Fort Wayne. On Tuesday after noon Mrs. W. L. Pettit, wife of the Teller of the First National Bank of Fort Wayne, apparently died, and the under taker took charge of the body. Arrange ments were making for the funeral and watchers sitting with the supposed corpse. At ten o'clock at night a faint sigh was heard coming from the body. The watchers started to their feet with alarm, stepped to her side, found her eyes wide open, whilo in a voice that was scarcely an andibls whisper she rec ognized them and asked for her hus band. For a moment the attendants were speechless with wonder at this res urrection of the dead; then, with the re vulsion of feeling, they almost screamed with excitement. The husband came in haste, and with joy unspeakable clasped again his living wife in his arms. The doctor was sent for, and he was as much astonished as the rest of the household at beholding living! what in his exact medical science he had declared dead. He administered the proper restoratives and the patient rapidly recovered, and was declared at a late hour to be in a more hopeful condition than ever. Neighbors In ! the Church. "How do you do, Miss Verplank?"said a young lady caller on to one of her so ciety friends. "I just ran over this morn ing on particular church business." "I am so glad to I see you," tittered Miss Verplank; 'what can it be of so great importance? "Well, dear, it is this: You the last Sunday school concert church, we loaned you our know at of your first alto singer and organist?'! "Oh. yes." i "Well, we are going to have a church festival next Tuesday night, and Kev. Penwiper suggested that I come over and borrow vour oyster." Chicago Cheek. XOTICE. To the 'Fanners and Mechanics of Oregon, Washington Territory and Idaho: Weu-ishto call your attention to the fact that our annual Catalogue and price list for 1SS2 S3 is noic ready for distribution. It will be found very valuable and instructive reading, and icill be furnished gratuitously. Send your name arid postojffice address to FARMERS and MECHANICS' STVKK, 184 First street, Portland,. Oregon. sepl-ltn : J. V. vox it i Klaven's Tosemlte Cherry Toom raie An aromatic combination for the preservation of the teeth and gums. It is far superior to any nreiuirition of its kind in the market. In large, For sale handsome opal pots, price nuy cenit by all druggists. liodge, tavis eale agents, Portland, Oregon. Co., whole- DON'T BUY BOSS BOOTS UNLESS YOU WANT THE BEST. SEE THAT OUR NAME IS ON EVERY PAIR. AKIN, SELLING & CO. TWh- Anh Mrrsir Bityers: Send to Wiley B. Allen. 153 Third street. Portland, lor any boo nr music. nuDiisnea. uraers uv xuan un nromntlv. The "Musical Pastime," a monthly journal of music, 50 cts. a year, bend stamp tor big catalogue or music, i Send $1.00 to W. D. Talmer, Portland, lor one vAflr's sn hscrintion to the Pacific Overseer, the ' . , t i TT -XT great semi-moniniy a. u. u. n. pauer. TtITKTTMATI3M! No one suffers from this distressing complaint if the blood is pure and healthv. OufcAtUJS 15LUUU l'UKif ie-u maKes -.r. . - i . i . t r . verc Kicu lilooa ana cures xuieurciausm, j. uiua in the Back. Li:nbs, etc.! Trv it. $1 a bottle, all druggists and medicine dealers sell it. Frank O. Abell, the Portland photographer is ilMirr Mia nrofession iri all the novelties of the art. His work is always ot the best ana ins cus tomers are satisfied with what they receive. It is suggested that "there's money in it" for the astronomer who will discover a nrst-cias3 comei ma cau uo st-eu uuuui 9 o'clock in the evening. Tim molo and famnlft minstrels at the Elite theater in Portland are drawing crowded houses. Th Tndors are the latest sensation and more talent is on the way. ; Turkish Rugs. Send to John B. Garrison 167 Third street Portland, lor catalogues oi le- Bigns. 1 The best liver regulator known, tsure cure for Dspepsia and indigestion is In. I en ley's Cali- fornia I. X. L. Bitters. Garrison repairs all kinds ot sewing machines Explained at foot of tbla column. PortM Business Directory ! MrsicAi. XII K Ml'MCAIi PATI ti-A montmy juur- ui nf mnciriiiiitn vnriu ami uuiruuiniiai,; onv ori.iru for .sorts Der year. Address Wiley II. Alien. nubliHher and music dealer. 153 Third street, Portland, Oregon. Catalogue frue. IB 1 V tt f. ( -ivil Enrineer. Contractor and 8nr'eVors. Offlce-Room No. 8 Une's Building, Vm. Portland. All kinds of surveying and drafting done for any part of the country. HAKEHIES. r. m ni "iT ir wr -v 12 Washington. Voss & trrw Mnnnfstctiirera of Mlot bread, Hoda. Picnic, Rntter. Boston, Sugar and Shoe Fly crackers. w...-.; ,,Ti h trruie Miiioitcu ana urouiiu at tended to, - ASNAYEBS. V70. CO.-IO;) Front street near Washington. Ores, metais, mineral waters, ooaL, etc., carefully analyzed. Assays for gold amis wr 3.; other metals from $3. to . Uold dust bo";ht and bars made. Orders by mall carefully attended to. ! i uiviiiuii. ( 'or Kroni ana our.. ical analysis made of coal, mineral waters etc. or- dinary assays of gold, silver, lead or copper uinlJ Ir P. II arvev. Consul tinsr Chemist. from ATtORKRTS. n r if RVVP.nY..AtKirnpv"Bji(i Counselor at law Itoom r nrkum'a halldlnK. Legal biwinea t.rrnlninir to ItterH Putent for inventions, Deiort i ho Patent Ofllce or In the Courts, a specialty: Syces' Sure Cure for Gat I IQUII ORjmv, y it iA-ic fiou, Aiau i nr-i v InBufflaton," pnee i wc. nry uireniiaiiieuuin tr.ru mailed on receipt of price, with full direction tor nuo.crc It, " . ... t .... ... - u t, . v I . K M L1m street. Po-tlap J Or So'.e trentt for the N. faciPf OniMt USE ROSE PILLS. Write to Cleveland Dispensary. Cleveland.O for Pamphlet m I i plain Bealed ; cnvcl- , describing an rRUM-NT (worn ) for cunng MISSIONS. ,'ever x aila. Liver and idney disease! vetoed by Dime Pills. ami EYE & EAR INFIRMARY AND f SANITARIUM, OR HOME FOR THE SICK Macadam Koitd Iet. Porter unit Wood tit., South Portland, Or. Pr. Pilklngton, late Professor o f Kye A Kar Diseases in the Medical Department of Willamette University has erected a fine building, on a beautiful elevation in the south part of the city and is prepared to accomo date patients sufTerintf from all diseases of the K K, EAIt orTIIKOAT. Also will pay secial attention to persons laboring under Chronic Nervous affections, and to diseases jeculiar to women, and recieve a limi ted number of cases expecting confinement. The intention is to provide a Home for such cases with all the besnvxlentc agencies combined with the best medical skill to be had in the metropolis. Consulting physician and surgeon Dr. I'hilip Harvey, Prof, of diseases of women and children In the medical department Willamette Universitv. Also Dr. J. M. V. Hrowne, Prof, of Physiology med dep't. Willamette University. For any amount of references and circular, address IIU. I. It. PILKI.VTO, f'or.lut and Washington Nta.. Portland. Or. J. A WEsix, Penman at the Portland Business College, Received the premium given by the PORTLAND MECHANICS FAIR, For the best exhibit of Plain Writing, Card Writing Flourishing, Lettering and Pen Drawlug. 1 he Portland Business College Jonrnal, Containing specimens of ornamental peri work-, exe cuted bv Prof. Weseo. will be sent free to any address. Send name on postal cant. Address A. V. ARMSTHONH. seTtf Lock Box 104. Portl-Md. r STENCILS J; A s mew mv OK. POBTLANf ZEPHYR WOOL. HERMAN AND (iEKMANTOW.N WOOI-, K.N IT 1NO AM) KMHKUlllMHAU .-iiiv, V SSKS. FELTS, all kinds of Fancy work. A I) IKS' INDEKWEAK, MISSUS' AND CHIL DRKX'.n UN DKKWKAR. A lMKl'KS 00. 2i 1'IECKS- 00 105 Third Street, Portland. Or. LP. O. Box ForCiits,Munis, Sores,15ils,piIe8 Caked Breasts, 0 t Corns, ctc.,it has no equal. Sold by Drug cists and coun V, 1 Ixn,, of try stores at 0 cents per box. NO M0UE DYSPEPSIA. Reccmmended by alUPhysicians. Uf-fl C ttfle;1 OnOK 01 ouir. A Sure Cur- lor lndieM.iori. i.o-s 01 Appeuw and tlii Best Liver Ktgulator inown. SOLD ONLY IN GLASS. To fil' or tell any but the eennine article out of our bottle is leiony. ana wum unctiw, tj prosecuted to the fuil extent or tne iaw . . a RBHTACBAVr THE iT I A" TJIE (TfT All Modern Improvements. Open all day. Robinson. Life Scholarship - SEND FOB CIRCULAR $70 j 1 ioulLL 10 000 Pianos 1.00C Organs. have lUlf . 11, .T of .Maliufct"rei J'rmn J5 to $1,000 Canh, Ecutor Inntr Uiunta Ctloupi Kree, ANTISELL. 'or. M rV Pf powclJ K WHITE." WE n.WK THIH DA V SOLU of t he son, superior and popular sewing niacjmie. r MEN AND WOMEN. Boys and RlWs, anyone wh. wants ligM, pleasaaC em--' " . i.. ....t, tmn 3 r io rr rtnv can he mate hi1 cnn.1 rheir name and Doetoftlce addresnto ns Im mediately, and receive onr descrtptlve rulars. aq dreM,IK H. Oetehll a Co., No. 18 Fron .treet .fontanel. ur!oa Ml: .jynn,''J.WW t-j."..g..yw' , W V. flimherl!iill Jr. ThOR. A. I )iir entire Interest In, and transferred the ajrencv i M'l.iioKoiitiiir MHcnine in a r. jon i orl67 Thirtl 8tr et. roriimn , jr. i,ri4ft.r irolv the Krowinsr lemand lor thL I . " . . t j v HupHunti I ai.iaura-ijLTr;rr'.L I KIT Bit THAN OOL.D. CALIFORNIA FRUIT SALT. A Pleasant and Efficacious Kemedy. IF YOU HAVE ABUSED YOURSELF Jlv over Indulgence In eating or rtrlriklii?; have sick or nervous headache; dryness of the skin, it ha feverish tendency; niglit sweats and sleeplt ssiies.i, dj all means use S'aven's California Fruit Salt. And feel young once more. It is the woman's 'rleiid. Trv it-t ler bottle; 6 bottles for 5. For sale by all druggies. HOVU E DA V IS & CO.. Awna Sinimoiid's Kentucky Nabob Bourbon Whiskey. Of all the famous productions of the BlueUruss Dis trict this Whisky is unexcelled for purity ana naur. For family and meaicinai purpose?. NABOB 9 Is notorious. It b made from pure naney ami u-tit spirits, and its various component parts oienaeu wim scientific accuracy. The Best and Purest Brand in the Market. TODW HIVES, Hole Agents for Portlano, reicon n rltorieiT where the trade can be supplied by the bar' rel, half barrel or case, at tne same itht n" in Kentucky or sun Francisco. D. J. MALARKEY & CO., mmissii is Bpeslal atUntion given to tbe sale of Wheat, Oats, Flour, Wool & Dairy jrroauce. Bsd tor WEEKLY PKICE8 CURRENT, mailed free on application. liberal AdTances on Consignment. Afllnrr n ts and Orders Solicited. 4 1 BOHT ST.. FOSTIAVO. B. SEWING MACHINE STORE THIRD BKFAIRINa Mini ON SHORT NOTICE. AH Leading MACHINES OIXJS. NEEDLES. THREAD. ATTACH3IENTS,etc HOUSEHOLD WHITE S1000 KEWAJRD WILL BE PAID TO ANY PEKSOIS PKUJJUU inga more effectual remedy than Dr. Keek's Sure ware lor taxarrn, Which baa stood the test for fourteen years. Physi clans, Druggiste, and all who have usea ana inor- oiiKhly tested It, pronounce it pidc ior me cure 01 that loathsome dvease. Try It. Your druggist bas 'DVeci: thoroughly understands, and Is eminently successful lu tne treatment 01 an earoaie aut. ui" cult dliciiri of koth aexea and all age, baying made a specialty 01 tneir treauneat ior iourwfn rw He treats Caaecrwtthoot using the knife. Ilia favor ite prescription is furnished to lady patient Free. No lady should be without 1U Young, miaaie-ageo. 01 old, male or female, uisanlty or a life of suffering is your inevitable doom unless you apply in time to tbe Physician wno uuuenwiun, uu is luuiiicu, 1 your case. Waste no more time nor money with in competent physicians. All communications attended trt with diaoatch. and are strictly confidential. Medi cines sent to any part of tbe country. Circulars, testi monials, ana a llStOI pnniwinurauiiira lutuoura wn application. Wl n y M.m. a. r "' T rtic a three-cent stamp ior iisi m wwres- j m n- KKCK, No. Uto First street, rortianq. ur. all CO z UJ x no "V Z m CO CO X VXG0K. HEALTH AND LIFE. R K I KM IS K II , by PUHIKYINJ your Bf.OO I von KcKUlKte tn l iver ami ivinncv. ci-anr- ;' Stomach of all Morhut Sccn-lions, and enjoy mai Ki-eat boon, Oood Health. No snffiTcr nhool.1 fail to give this popular rented v a trial, (let thf 1KN riNF. and observe the Trade Mark. One Dollar per bottle For aale every when. HUDSON'S GOT STORE. eS First atreet l'-tlad. Ores-- w J 91.(HM UEWAUD FOR ANYONE WHO WILL LEARN Keltotrtc fe Itllson,aMyatni nr I)r-n and C'loaU Cutting, and, with a corret meas ure and perfect tutting, produce a bad flttlnjr varment. Several improvements have Jur been made. Agents to sell and teach wanted In even- town, tlood agents can u.akeirom lo in frS per day. K KLLOOfl A J ILL-SO V. T ' 'heney, HpoVaue CV.. W. T y FroiceCo lie r 1 o 7 ... X Y JEW EKAI. AOElfT I fewaJlTOtt MiijiiitfniU7.reiriii yijiiii 1 1". ! n wrw nji i nrmm wwm hum mi 1 t ii. !SWjfi J"-l, -iv I x,,,f,"n ,)f I'onrth street. .i'lJ&iL,;'if:VSf '7. icWtilUatul, and the Vance I "til! iUr ' ' Mrrr"Jtrarr. zrcSbfKrxr- jya; W.2S, 2!) and W are So.xl-'O feet, w i iAji 1 ti u a ii i-&&JiYw;u - .-a v.a-Ay-'" thro.h I CIir-23LJLJLJLJ.fc All the other lot I rciril II 12 in5inn:y57-4SW' t'MErJf- 5r 't.Thc streets are aide. I PP, rrr- V IT ', a" I rial r 9aS W tL-i'rl - .-Shavea-ll been cleared, while riJlLLigJU9JLgO-gf Tr?:-" T-riotH are high and level and 4 E1I2I 1 22 23 24) 25 'v-'w.iF .-iV U . - : t 7v,.rv .,.kI1v dir.-d lr2TirllIlIEjllPrH ' J'tiirr-) We fr saleforashort rH f t V-Z. z. ,Zr :i;Wta imea limited nuiitber of these r Bi,"rs it ",,,e TI' ALBIN'A HOMESTEAD ;5sVy..Vfc ' f 7f7i&LH un.jiieHtionably the Im-hI field -'?i!t"!u-,t',, Sr5feirl JL V0x ifi. -jP ' . ' 5 f f. , r investment and the most de 'sy&stZ;jrl hirable place for loatloii now lu ? i?-vn'Vji-7C ' ' tHf.'i-.r;;l the market. Its close proximity i5&Sfc '-wr; V-W.L!f3rfiiS foi tland, and to thei Lix y hn- lUtt&Jft'$ proveiiieius now being carried t.Wii ii 'iJv ?ri Jl ivr.i?i. J'SZi out by the various companl.tt un- itShSVfy ffr&Sii'S-h er the direction of -Mr. VllUrd and other works of 'VVte'M: coinpanies-lts i.eurnehH 1 lit" to the A Ibina Ferry .together ' J4T'!:- fr",u I-rtreel Ferry, In East 1 jVt" -JrC 1'ortland.wlll make this property FfiaiPir: -1is!SSPfeiS ! iVhese cities. These advantagea mfi&r W w "warily attrw-t a large ' e irieantime rl!lwilAj this the most popular and I suburhu.i property in hJtte&&mVJLttZ! vicinity, while in the near ra3rTai?ii future it must furnish homes for I 'PFMttX&B&S ru,,ltJ1' freasmg population I &Pttt3il5 " of Albina, ami then it value will I .tlf- &i&LiKWi- at least live limes what we I ,.l- .aI P.a ' I TUK J. I. CAKE PLOWS. f'vV - JUST RECEIVED! Direct jfrom lattri Manulactorle, $60,000 CONSIGNMENT OF boots, and shoes,! Which must be sold in thirty days repardU 83 of com. Thei f took conpits of L-i- ito' Visrts and Cbi'dreo's I French Kid. Cur Kid. PebV.e Goal, (alfsi' end Calf Foxed shoe, in Pomp Hole. I) nble Hole, lap Sole and Cor!? Sole. Also a fuil line of Gems and t?s B c.js anri -boes iu various Myles, ui Pb'e for 'he Oreeon marker. New York Boot and Shoe House, i IU3 KIR ST SMirirr. Berwen YamhUl ni Parnr -mwv1 Oregon toonererypalr. EYEK1 PAIR GUARANTEED, I AKIN. CO. v rTll grewt Mtrnth R Jl. eulng Kemedy and SKerre Xonlc Is the ie- jc;itiniate result of over If years oi practical exi"- -ence.and CURKS WITH TY. Nervous and Physi cal Debility, Seminal Weakness, Spermator rhoea, Prostatorrhea.Km miltnR TniimteiK-v. El- hausted Vitality, Prema ture Decline and I.OS OP MAMIOUIt, front whatever cause produced. blood. Strengthens the t .. Din MTi.ioa rmrMttnn. Reorodiictive Or gans. and Physical and Mental t acuities. H Stops any unnatural debllitatirg drain upoi the system, preventing involuntary losses, de bilitating dreams, pemlnal losses with the mine tc so destructive to mind and hod v. It i MWeliminat of all KIDNEY AND BLADDEK COMPLAINTS. IT CONTAINS NO INJl fllOl INGREDIENT. To thoie lurering fi-im the ef feets of yothrl Indlretlons or "?";;'' ucdy, Ihornnch and permanent tl Bl. I eilABANTEKli. Price, S SO per bottle, or flv bottles in case with full directions and advice. ' ' Sent secure from observatioTn to any address iixn re ceipt of price, or C. O. D. To be had only of Ur. V. . Halfleld, eiO Kemny sti-eet. San Francisco, Cal. Consultations strw-tly i-oidtdeit tinl. bv letter or at oflice, KKKK. For thecoiivenienci of patfeids. and In order to secure perfect secrecy, t have a.lopted a private address, under which all p u-V ages are forwarded. ag.sare r,,KAf norTI.K FREE. Sufficient to sh w its merit, will he sent to any on. applying by letter, stating his symptoms and a Communications strictly coufldenUal. DR. SPINNEY, No. 11 Kearny street, - T., freat all Okroale and Special IMoeaa YOUNG MEN TTTnn MAT BE SUFFERING FROM THE Er w feets of youthful follies or Indiscretion. wiU dr well to avail themselves of this, the neatest boor ever laid I at the altar of suffering humanity. IK 8PINNEY will ruarantee to forfeit iSGO for everj esse of Bemlnal wealtness or private diseases of an kind or character which he undertakes and fails W cure. I 1CIDIIJE-A.CEI MI3I. There ate many at the ag of thlrtr to sixty wh are troubled with too frequent evacuations of lh bladder, often accompanied by a slleht sinurting o bu rnliigr sensation and a weakening of the system I k niHUnet the patient cannot account for. On ex an ining thei urinary deposits a ropy sediment will oftc: be found j and sometimes small particles of aPmmo will appear, or the color will be of a thin milkish lnn H?aln churmlns to a dark and torpid appearand I ucre are many men who die of this difBcnliy. ii?no rant of tbe cause, which Is the second statre of Seni 'ial Weakness. Dr. 8. will guarantee a pei f.H-l -ir J all such jases. and a healthy restoration of the irer.Jt urinary oriraiis. . , ,n , OlMce H-)urs-I0to4anda to 8. Bond ays from 10 . II A. M. Consultation free. Thorough exiudnatio We are -the sole agents for Oregon and Washington Territory of the celebrated J. I. CASE PIJWH, Tltll'Ml'ii" SFFDKRS hikI DUll LS, Studebaker Fiirm and S.iriii!? Wagons, J. 1. Case Traction EiifflneN, Portable Kiuriues" Engines 011 Ski is. and single or double s;iw Mills. Cull and see us or write for Catalogues 1 onaoie idiots, r.i., HTAVEll A WAl KER, Front St.. foot of Halmou, Portland. 1 t S R. Akv Beu. Silling, H. E. XVMck. ! CO Cl! l: .V-''. j CD -f fbt' ! Si ! ca j S that oux Trad XBSX j mm 11 4jy I Wit TltK AI.lJlNAirOMCA'fRAD h Kliunted next to Albion, an! ft ween and fronting 011 both the East ouvcr 27 Ith the and the can now oiler it for. We will show the property and give full Infor mation to all who may apply to us personally, and lnquirWti ad- tressed to us oy mau wui receive prcmpt attention. E.J. HAIGHT4CO., Real Ka- t: M ,.iiia,ti ue and LOW.SHDAI.K CD., Real Kstut' Agents, 6 Wathiiigtnn st. 1 Portland. Or A.BVR.roTLAtni The TRIUMPH SKKDEItS iud UU1I.L.4. je;i?,ooo. 8,000. A CERTIFICATE OF MEMBERSHIP FOR TWO THOUSAND DOLLARS IN THE Universal Benevolent Ass'n of CaH'orn,' for rnmarried Persona Incrsea at the rate ot Sao ner momh thefir tver. S'M he stcord year, $3 the third year HDd 870 the fourth ytar. 1-or fun her particulars and terms send for a toty of ur new pemr, "The 1J trophic " whi"h will e scdi f.ee. RLI ibLE I.1VK AGENTs WaNTH) in every town and ccuu'y in ort-eon an.i Washineton Ter. 8end for itrict- at once to W. WHITKWELL, Gen'l Airt. Ore gon and ahington Territory. Koom 48 Uuioa "' V por'!n1 r. PERUVIAN TERS. u. 7 j-.-vv...-. 1 f r"". i,;i ... '3 J- UK v1 i) -.HllV H.e Finest IHTI KIW In the UOHLI. TIIKY r-VFIXTCALLY CURE KAtAEIAL DISEASES, Vlliilive Hie vMriti itml nwnl the i4VHgi I he Dreadful Alcohol llubll, IMi'MlilAMA. AU jour lhRKll or Wine Merchant for them. , WILMF.IUIi.CA C., Agents, San Pruii v. J. YA. M Ul'lVKn A CO.. Portland Xj1Te R E PI LLS i850. 32 Yers PracUcal Experience. 1882.- John A. Child DRUGGIST, Dealer In Fine Chemicals, Perfumery, Toilet Articles, Sponges, Soaps, & Rubber ILoorJs. Cor Monlt.ni a 26 sti Portland, Or. F pedal attention p.d to orders by it all when accom t nt'rt itb he ch. AXD - 1- iiSta TTSE B. O SE PILIiS. SFOKTSriIH'S EMPORIUM. Vfll. BECK iz. SON In-.ortorn ami l0al r Id Gmis, Itillrts. and Revolvers Roils, Sinkers, Floats, Lines, Caskets, Flies, i Leaders, sturgeon Hooks oi V nil kludS. Braided and Tapered Oil Bilk Lines. Six Spliced Split Bamboo Rods, 105 -nd 10T Porttaml. Or 'WlliLlASl COLLIKIt, MAOKIKIST. JHalcrln Newand SECOND HAND MACIIINEUY. as M ndlson HU. Portland. Or. dMirintf Holler. Mlnes or HA. XV PBrl MI iAl M AC HI r K V ean -eW by uddiYMlof Sir. Collier. Now and Second Hand Machine y outfit a ad sola or traded to advaataa. turZiin ft BIT f . A 54' 1 11 t 1 . II 1 1 WW)